A request
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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Please don't create sock puppets for the purpose of recommending your own posts.
Thank you.
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"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This post makes Shari Lewis sad
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think ppl wish miles created sockpuppets
those recs are for real
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's Ohio treating you
miles?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 27, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit
you wish buddy.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.... yeah
that’s something I really wish there, guy. YOU GOT ME!!!! GREAT COMEBACK!!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 27, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
usernames please!
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2008 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
benmor
zywica
brettgardner
Adam J. Morris
All the same guy
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot
Sharky, his other sock puppet.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Aug 27, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naah
I’ve met both Adam and Ben (benmor). I know zywica is a real person as well.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Aug 27, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zywica can't be real
There’s just no way.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a joke
Mr. Heels is aware of the Morris Bros. and Z.
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.
by t ball on Aug 27, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget...
…the female poster known as “freerangechicken”.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ahmad
he’s most certainly someone’s idea of a joke…
by JBImaknee on Aug 27, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yuuup
Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark
by knockoutking on Aug 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Out these people!
Out them now! Names!
There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight"... is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war. -- Andrew Klavan
by Lucas on Aug 27, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
She's a witch!
Burn her! Burn her!
he’s still hitting better than Saltalasuckia—while playing vastly superior defense...Athos
by Escher on Aug 27, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
by BHill on Aug 27, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got better...
Physician: Primum non nocere
Batter: First, make no out
by Chad Crudup on Aug 27, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go piss off
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Aug 27, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Sifl & Olly
so much LOVE
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the department of "non-interweb savvy"
what the hell is a “sock puppet?” From what I can gather using my superior sleuthing skills, is it when you create a bunch of alternate personas?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Aug 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wiki knows all
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_sock_puppet
Siegel was the funniest, imo.
There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight"... is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war. -- Andrew Klavan
by Lucas on Aug 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very interesting.
I am somewhat internet savvy, but I’d never heard that term for an alt account.
by philkid3 on Aug 27, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always heard it called "Aliases"
which can sometimes be funny, but many just fall flat on their face.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i rec’ed it
Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark
by knockoutking on Aug 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Me too
With all 3 of my sock puppets….
by Chris Martin on Aug 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my 4 sockpuppets did too
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has to be Micah ...
… her thread has twice as many recs than Miles’ thread, and we all know with his beatliness and fan club that this should not have happened. Seriously, 14 recs for a few pictures? Pffft!
by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Melmart!! I thought you were my friend!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friends don't let friends ...
… use sock puppets.
by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-P
I don’t have time to create sock puppets
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 28, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today is my birthday.
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*Golf claps *
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthday!
I bought you some wine …
by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually ...
… I have no idea if Longhorn is an old fart, I just haven’t used that image in a really long time anywhere. Sorry!
by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i turned 25 today.
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, hell!!!
Then I am the old fart compared to you! Well, only a few years but still.
How about this one instead:
Shot at 2007-04-17
by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(old man voice)
Yeah, I remember when I was 25. Some guy named Bush was president, the Rangers sucked, and the World Trade Centers came down. Let’s hope your year goes a little better for you.
Happy birthday.
by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
May your drives be straight ...
and your horns long.
by shroomer on Aug 27, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
www.adultfriendfinder.com
Cuz you have no game…
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you all...
including BT, i suppose…
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't mention it
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg that's so sad
to have to make fake accounts to you can achieve a pseudo status position on a blog.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: TV
This is a pretty silly thread so this is as good a place as any to post this.
I was at the gym last night and they have about 20 TV’s hanging all over the place to watch while you workout. One of them was tuned to a show called “Wipeout” that I had heard of but never seen. The show itself is RIDICULOUSLY stupid but it’s worth watching for 1 reason…..
Jill Wagner who is also the Mercury commercials chick.
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Needs a boob job
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm staunchly anti-boob job
I think she’s pretty hot the way she is.
by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anti-boob job?
Bollocks. That’s downright un-american.
That’s like being against blow jobs.
Are you against receiving blow jobs, Dustin?
I suppose you hate freedom, too, you freedom hater.
Gravity is a mean mother, and she no likea da prisoner-taking. Fake cans >>> national geographic titties. Get w/ the 21st century, son.
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nat Geo
heh, that’s funny, but I’m all for finding someone who is blessed by nature and willing to stick with it through thick and thin. Fake is ok for my Christmas Tree, but elsewhere I want what’s real.
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.
by t ball on Aug 27, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
Well, I have seen a couple of boob jobs done well. Sort of understated, if you will. But there are just so many bad ones in which the girls look like their implants are canteloupes. Total turn off.
I don’t think it’s gravity that wrecks boobs so much as it is nursing. I’m only 33, and have seen natural boobs ten years older than me that still looked awesome. This lady had never been pregnant and also took care of herself very well. On the other hand I’ve seen some on women younger than me that looked kinda, well, unattractive.
My girlfriend is somewhere between an A and a B cup. She’s 33. I’ve known her for a long time and she looks just as good now as she ever did. No babies. The smaller ones probably aren’t affected by gravity as much.
So I’m not sure…I just don’t like fake looking tits. I do not want a woman who looks like a porn star or stripper. If that makes me a freedom hater, then so be it!
As for blow jobs, hell, I love them.
by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've talked to people who have implants and people who want them
I don’t understand why any woman would get them. Certainly not for herself, since the surgery will eliminate most of the sensation in them. And I know a young woman who got them and ended up with a boatload of health issues. I know some think it’ll help their confidence, but I just don’t think changing your bra size is the answer.
Then again, as a friend told me once, I wouldn’t understand because I’m somewhat blessed.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife has them
In her experience, and a few other ladies in my past, it certainly doesn’t “eliminate most of the sensation in them.” Quite the opposite. Think about it: loose skin is less sensitive than the tight.
And I don’t know any women that regretted getting it done either. I’ve heard anecdotes about ladies getting a second bigger job, and then having “boobbuyer’s remorse,” but that stands to reason.
I guess I’m just a lonely man of science, out here on an island…
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've frequently heard from women with breast implants...
that it does cut down on sensation.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure the poll ...
… you took at the strip club is very scientific. ;)
by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had measuring apparatus and everything.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Aug 28, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this subject calls for further research
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 28, 2008 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEI
Then again, as a friend told me once, I wouldn’t understand because I’m somewhat blessed.
by sam in so cal on Aug 27, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is NEI?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not enough information
i made that up.
i was trying to balance that against my request that BT tell us less.
by sam in so cal on Aug 27, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
I didn’t think BT said too much.
But I’m not giving any more information :) I’ve said enough around here….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sock Puppets + Boob jobs =
LSB
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 27, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TMI
My girlfriend is somewhere between an A and a B cup. She’s 33. I’ve known her for a long time and she looks just as good now as she ever did.
didn’t need that…
by sam in so cal on Aug 27, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't care.
Take it or leave it. Nobody here knows who I am or who she is so all is well.
by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
she is a stunner
Zap Brannigan... you're my hero.....
by hotshot215 on Aug 27, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, I admit.
I’m Sharky, Longhorn, miles, gossamer, DJCahill, baseballismyboyfriend, melmart1, ab03, Jayslick, Chris Martin, jacksastud, SaltyGoesYard, hurlerhurley, lonestarJon and Adam J. Morris.
My bad.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like some of the guys
Emmitt Smith thanked in his retirement speech.
by sockpuppet on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thankfully I'm not you...
I’m also DShep though.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's something random
I was watching the gold medal men’s beach volleyball match between the USA and Brazil. The Brazilians has their three-letter country code (USa for here, CAN for Canada, RUS for Russia, etc.) on their shirts… BRA. So I was all like, “Hee hee! They’re wearing BRAs.” :D
by Inkara1 on Aug 27, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
itd be quite nice
if their women’s team wasnt though
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Aug 27, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Michael Lewis article
This one is now 7 years old, but i recently reread it and it still amazes me. It ties in (loosely) with the topic of this thread:
by clark on Aug 27, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if the kid is in prison or worth a billion.....
That was an entertaining read… wonder if the SEC is still keeping up with the kid….
by DirtyDawg on Aug 27, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's some random numbers for all...
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Made me think of this cartoon
I guess that makes me a math nerd.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Aug 27, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another request...
How about a new poll?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Aug 27, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How about the schizophrenic posters?
Should the poster be reprimended if their multiple personalities think what they started is worthy of a rec?
by Taylor on Aug 27, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So AJM...
Are we to infer that while one cannot create sock puppets to reccomend your own posts, one can create them to rec other folks posts?
(Sorry, the 8th grade classroom prankster in me couldn’t resist)
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 28, 2008 3:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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