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Th_buckykatt_tiny by Adam J. Morris on

Please don't create sock puppets for the purpose of recommending your own posts.

Thank you.

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"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 1:04 PM CDT   0 recs

This post makes Shari Lewis sad

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama

by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:04 PM CDT   0 recs

i think ppl wish miles created sockpuppets

those recs are for real

"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM

by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 1:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

How's Ohio treating you

miles?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 27, 2008 1:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

shit

you wish buddy.

"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM

by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 1:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha.... yeah

that’s something I really wish there, guy. YOU GOT ME!!!! GREAT COMEBACK!!!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 27, 2008 1:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

usernames please!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2008 1:12 PM CDT   0 recs

benmor

zywica
brettgardner
Adam J. Morris

All the same guy

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama

by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you forgot

Sharky, his other sock puppet.

"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky

by DJCahill on Aug 27, 2008 1:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Naah

I’ve met both Adam and Ben (benmor). I know zywica is a real person as well.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Aug 27, 2008 1:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

zywica can't be real

There’s just no way.

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 1:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That was a joke

Mr. Heels is aware of the Morris Bros. and Z.

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.

by t ball on Aug 27, 2008 1:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes I am

I am also aware of how many states there are.

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama

by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't forget...

…the female poster known as “freerangechicken”.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 1:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Or....

txtflutegirl

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama

by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The Ahmad

he’s most certainly someone’s idea of a joke…

by JBImaknee on Aug 27, 2008 1:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yuuup

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Aug 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Out these people!

Out them now! Names!

There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight"... is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war. -- Andrew Klavan

by Lucas on Aug 27, 2008 1:15 PM CDT   0 recs

She's a witch!

Burn her! Burn her!

he’s still hitting better than Saltalasuckia—while playing vastly superior defense...Athos

by Escher on Aug 27, 2008 1:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

What makes you think she is a witch?

Well, she turned me into a newt.

by BHill on Aug 27, 2008 2:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I got better...

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Aug 27, 2008 2:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sifl & Olly

so much LOVE

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 3:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

From the department of "non-interweb savvy"

what the hell is a “sock puppet?” From what I can gather using my superior sleuthing skills, is it when you create a bunch of alternate personas?

"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"

by Bob Loblaw on Aug 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT   0 recs

wiki knows all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_sock_puppet

Siegel was the funniest, imo.

There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight"... is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war. -- Andrew Klavan

by Lucas on Aug 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Very interesting.

I am somewhat internet savvy, but I’d never heard that term for an alt account.

by philkid3 on Aug 27, 2008 2:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I've always heard it called "Aliases"

which can sometimes be funny, but many just fall flat on their face.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i rec’ed it

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Aug 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT   1 recs

Me too

With all 3 of my sock puppets….

by Chris Martin on Aug 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

my 4 sockpuppets did too

"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM

by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Rec

that Daheelz post above.

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.

by t ball on Aug 27, 2008 2:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It has to be Micah ...

… her thread has twice as many recs than Miles’ thread, and we all know with his beatliness and fan club that this should not have happened. Seriously, 14 recs for a few pictures? Pffft!

by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 1:37 PM CDT   0 recs

Melmart!! I thought you were my friend!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 6:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

:-P

I don’t have time to create sock puppets

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 28, 2008 11:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Today is my birthday.

"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."

by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 1:46 PM CDT   0 recs

*Golf claps *

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Happy Birthday!

I bought you some wine …

by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Actually ...

… I have no idea if Longhorn is an old fart, I just haven’t used that image in a really long time anywhere. Sorry!

by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i turned 25 today.

"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."

by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Aw, hell!!!

Then I am the old fart compared to you! Well, only a few years but still.

How about this one instead:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Shot at 2007-04-17

by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 2:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

(old man voice)

Yeah, I remember when I was 25. Some guy named Bush was president, the Rangers sucked, and the World Trade Centers came down. Let’s hope your year goes a little better for you.

Happy birthday.

by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 3:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

www.adultfriendfinder.com

Cuz you have no game…

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

thank you all...

including BT, i suppose…

"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."

by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 2:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't mention it

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 3:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Happy

day. 25, still a baby.

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.

by t ball on Aug 27, 2008 2:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

omg that's so sad

to have to make fake accounts to you can achieve a pseudo status position on a blog.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 1:49 PM CDT   0 recs

OT: TV

This is a pretty silly thread so this is as good a place as any to post this.

I was at the gym last night and they have about 20 TV’s hanging all over the place to watch while you workout. One of them was tuned to a show called “Wipeout” that I had heard of but never seen. The show itself is RIDICULOUSLY stupid but it’s worth watching for 1 reason…..

Jill Wagner who is also the Mercury commercials chick.

"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama

by DaheelzCM on Aug 27, 2008 1:55 PM CDT   1 recs

Needs a boob job

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 3:42 PM CDT to parent up   1 recs

I'm staunchly anti-boob job

I think she’s pretty hot the way she is.

by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 3:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm agree

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Aug 27, 2008 3:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Anti-boob job?

Bollocks. That’s downright un-american.

That’s like being against blow jobs.

Are you against receiving blow jobs, Dustin?

I suppose you hate freedom, too, you freedom hater.

Gravity is a mean mother, and she no likea da prisoner-taking. Fake cans >>> national geographic titties. Get w/ the 21st century, son.

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 3:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nat Geo

heh, that’s funny, but I’m all for finding someone who is blessed by nature and willing to stick with it through thick and thin. Fake is ok for my Christmas Tree, but elsewhere I want what’s real.

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.

by t ball on Aug 27, 2008 3:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

haha

Well, I have seen a couple of boob jobs done well. Sort of understated, if you will. But there are just so many bad ones in which the girls look like their implants are canteloupes. Total turn off.

I don’t think it’s gravity that wrecks boobs so much as it is nursing. I’m only 33, and have seen natural boobs ten years older than me that still looked awesome. This lady had never been pregnant and also took care of herself very well. On the other hand I’ve seen some on women younger than me that looked kinda, well, unattractive.

My girlfriend is somewhere between an A and a B cup. She’s 33. I’ve known her for a long time and she looks just as good now as she ever did. No babies. The smaller ones probably aren’t affected by gravity as much.

So I’m not sure…I just don’t like fake looking tits. I do not want a woman who looks like a porn star or stripper. If that makes me a freedom hater, then so be it!

As for blow jobs, hell, I love them.

by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 4:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I've talked to people who have implants and people who want them

I don’t understand why any woman would get them. Certainly not for herself, since the surgery will eliminate most of the sensation in them. And I know a young woman who got them and ended up with a boatload of health issues. I know some think it’ll help their confidence, but I just don’t think changing your bra size is the answer.

Then again, as a friend told me once, I wouldn’t understand because I’m somewhat blessed.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

My wife has them

In her experience, and a few other ladies in my past, it certainly doesn’t “eliminate most of the sensation in them.” Quite the opposite. Think about it: loose skin is less sensitive than the tight.

And I don’t know any women that regretted getting it done either. I’ve heard anecdotes about ladies getting a second bigger job, and then having “boobbuyer’s remorse,” but that stands to reason.

I guess I’m just a lonely man of science, out here on an island…

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 27, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I've frequently heard from women with breast implants...

that it does cut down on sensation.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm sure the poll ...

… you took at the strip club is very scientific. ;)

by Melmart1 on Aug 27, 2008 11:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I had measuring apparatus and everything.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Aug 28, 2008 12:20 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think this subject calls for further research

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 28, 2008 8:16 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

NEI
Then again, as a friend told me once, I wouldn’t understand because I’m somewhat blessed.

by sam in so cal on Aug 27, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

What is NEI?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

not enough information

i made that up.

i was trying to balance that against my request that BT tell us less.

by sam in so cal on Aug 27, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha ha

I didn’t think BT said too much.

But I’m not giving any more information :) I’ve said enough around here….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sock Puppets + Boob jobs =

LSB

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 27, 2008 11:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

TMI
My girlfriend is somewhere between an A and a B cup. She’s 33. I’ve known her for a long time and she looks just as good now as she ever did.

didn’t need that…

by sam in so cal on Aug 27, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't care.

Take it or leave it. Nobody here knows who I am or who she is so all is well.

by Black Francis on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

damn

she is a stunner

Zap Brannigan... you're my hero.....

by hotshot215 on Aug 27, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Fine, I admit.

I’m Sharky, Longhorn, miles, gossamer, DJCahill, baseballismyboyfriend, melmart1, ab03, Jayslick, Chris Martin, jacksastud, SaltyGoesYard, hurlerhurley, lonestarJon and Adam J. Morris.

My bad.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2008 1:56 PM CDT   0 recs

Sounds like some of the guys

Emmitt Smith thanked in his retirement speech.

by sockpuppet on Aug 27, 2008 2:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thankfully I'm not you...

I’m also DShep though.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Here's something random

I was watching the gold medal men’s beach volleyball match between the USA and Brazil. The Brazilians has their three-letter country code (USa for here, CAN for Canada, RUS for Russia, etc.) on their shirts… BRA. So I was all like, “Hee hee! They’re wearing BRAs.” :D

by Inkara1 on Aug 27, 2008 1:58 PM CDT   0 recs