8/27/08 game day thread
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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Texas Rangers at Kansas City Royals, Aug 27, 2008 7:10 PM CDT
Sweep bleah thread.
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Sucks
Knowing we can’t possibly win today.
by philkid3 on Aug 27, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if they sweep
i can finally post my sweep pic.
now the bitter sweet part of that: ian kinsler is the ranger in the pic.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rangers win
3-2
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You better continue...
to post “bleah” gameday thread ’til the Rangers lose.
It may just be the reason for the first sweep (3 games) of the season.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Aug 27, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweep
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ever pressed the "shift" key 5 times real fast?
It does something … I don’t really understand what it’s asking me.
by shroomer on Aug 27, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sticky keys
that’s what happens when you surf too much porn.
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.
by t ball on Aug 27, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should we send a short bus to come pick you up?
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"open new window" brotha
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching Yanks-Sox before Rangers start
Nauseating non-stop Ode to the 2004 ALCS. Now watching Rangers Live.
by hca4 on Aug 27, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the Ode to the 2004 ALCS
will probably never die
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
thanks for the play by play, are you sitting on a couch?
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
Just bagging on ESPN’s non-stop Red Sox lovefest. Thought it was pertinent. No reason to be call me out.
by hca4 on Aug 27, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just messing around man, don't take anything seriously on here.
especially anything Dshep says.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
for the -1.
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
by WyoRanger on Aug 27, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apologies
lesson learned. I’m kinda new here.
by hca4 on Aug 27, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont cower down just b/c your a new guy
none of those guys matter. do your thing. ppl will accept ya.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be who you are...
if you are someone that’s hateable, then you’ll be used to the hate.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And don't forget to have your pets spayed or neutered
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cliche Alert!
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be a fool, stay in school
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was -1in ioranger, not you.
Don’t apologize.
by philkid3 on Aug 27, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gammons + Red Sox = yawn
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear...
Harrison always looks like a deer caught in headlights
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I call him Baby Harrison
He’s the same age as some of his teammates, but he just looks so much younger.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Liverpool won their game to get into the champions league
so thats 40M bucks we dont have to worry about coming out of a rangers budget in the future.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there fans will still complain about wanting a new team
Glad I’m an Everton supporter. hopefully we’ll be in there next year…
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by hinduplaya on Aug 27, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they signed some1 today
forgot who but you should check it out if you havent.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Muahahahaha...
we beat y’all at Goodison in the season opener….
Paul Ince’s Blue and White Army!
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
It was a good win for you guys, but we’ll see how they do this year
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by hinduplaya on Aug 27, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup...
at least we signed Grella for center mid. We still need a right winger and right back during this transfer window though. There had been rumors of Joaquin for the right wing spot, but seems we aren’t willing to meet Valencia’s price tag.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Hamilton tonight.
I’m actually relieved. He needs a night off.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Just hope its nothing serious
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EG says he was having dental issues earlier in the day
but doesn’t know if that’s the issue.
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 27, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dental issues?
Nix the chew, Josh.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
quitting something like coke is easy compared to nicotine
give the guy a break.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just sayin'
it would solve the dental problems. and i guess it’s not the worst addiction, i just think it’s disgusting.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a friend and he quit
He’d never had a cavity. Next time he went to the dentist, he had three. Something about spitting is good as far a tooth decay goes. Of course, it doesn’t do a lot for the gums.
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only Matty That'll Walk the Line...
If Matt Harrison gets 2.2 innings and the LSB Community uses the same standards (130 AB’s or 50 IP), then the next time the Rangers’ prospects are ranked here, Harrison will no longer qualify.
It's not my website, but you should visit Andy Seiler's First-Rate http://texasrangersanalyst.blogspot.com/
by YourNameHere on Aug 27, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Harrison!
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like harrison is pitching
with alot of confidence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
by mchang4 on Aug 27, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tough night.
its the 2nd inning and its a ghost town.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
If I didn’t have to work for a living, I’d be there….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw work
quit and travel with the Cookie Lady
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 27, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only that were possible
Unfortunately I have a car payment and student loans to pay. :(
I wish I could convince Hicks to just pay me to go to Rangers games. I could be a professional fan.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems lately...
the game threads have taken a while to get going and slowly chug toward 2 threads. Far cry from while still being close to being in a race and getting 3 or 4 full threads.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillies Site
Was watching the Phils/Mets game last night and cruised over to the Phillies’ SBN site to see what they had to say about the game and could not believe the inactivity over there for a team battling for first. I’m sure they have another site that those fans go to but I couldn’t find it anywhere.
by Chris Hanes on Aug 27, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The SB blogs are pretty bare...
except for the AL West blogs who have tons of activity.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I noticed that also
I wonder why?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a portal into the "no knee-jerk" alternate world
boring.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just arrived
For whatever that’s worth.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooo!
That’s what it’s worth :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was the bus running late?
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is why i'm so late
stupid bus took off with my bike
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brian bannister dominating?
i sense a pitchers duel
I give up
by Steal Home on Aug 27, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the best way to get out of a pitching slump...
…. face the Rangers in a sweep situation
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by hinduplaya on Aug 27, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
arias almost had that
but to be fair, i dont think ian gets to that either.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo harrison.
jekyll and hyde, but at least he actually has the good side.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i know its pathetic but davis, salty, arias coming up is exciting.
btw, go Babyface!!!!
2k’s so far
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No not pathetic
I agree it is exciting
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good movement on his pitches thus far
but I guess it’s easier when they’ll swing at everything.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ross Gload's picture
Looks like he was talking. Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen Adam Jones?
He was sleeping:
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...he should have asked for a re-do
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that yesterday...
while watching the game while sittign in class. You could drive a semi through his mouth.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grieve today talking on end about OBP and discipline makes my heart smile.
by philkid3 on Aug 27, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
T.A.G. with plenty of Salty love too
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we ever decide
when the drink and watch game is?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't think we did...
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We talked about this weekend, I think?
Maybe Sunday’s game? Or we could wait until the following Friday…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we should just have a weekly game on a set night...
the rest of the season.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not a bad idea
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Works for me....
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me 2
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just set a night
I need to stock up :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rangers85 thought it would be fun
to drink while we’re watching the game and post…see how entertaining it can get.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll probably be more fun though...
in a losing proposition of a game. Especially if Vazquez screws up. Then we wouldn’t censor it with just a BEEP Him
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha. Probably.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judging by some of these posts
I’d say it’s at least once a week.
by chief on Aug 27, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we where gonna wait for one of these games against the Angels
Weren’t we?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more importantly
when is knox stalk 2008?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 27, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully soon
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And I'm not even there to distract him.
Meh.
I’m actually almost over him.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all because
he snubbed you the other night huh?
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much, yeah.
There’s still a small window open for him, but…I dunno.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean?
To get snubbed? I’m not saying I’ll hate him forever. It just still stings.
C.J. snubbed me repeatedly last year. It took me eight games in three different cities to finally get his autograph, but I pouted plenty until I got it. So CD still has time to redeem himself. I’m just not sure I see it happening.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no the next
object of your affection…lol
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh...
…there is no one else
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I don't go after married dudes :)
So Kins and Gerry would be out.
I’m giving up baseball players as lust objects, I think. It’s too distracting. And painful.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laird is married?
“Hey Gerry, if you love ice cream so much, why don’t you marry it!”
by chief on Aug 27, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
His wife is pretty too.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Davis
Where d’ya think you’re gonna go man?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Scoreboard calling for noise here in KC, and they gave it the best they could"
Ha….
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang
That would have been a web gem
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap
that was SO CLOSE to awesome
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn. He had it.
Arias has absolutely no arm right now though.
by Garcia on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah that relay
had some rainbow action on it…
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ROFL
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
I thought they had him at the plate, but Arias relay was just terrible.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salty was in good position though
Too bad the throw was off
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the chances of him getting it back?
He has no value to us as strictly a 2b, does he?
by Garcia on Aug 27, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if Kins gets an extension
like I hope he does in the off-season
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't he just
get an extension? like 5 years?
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering the kind of season he was having when he got hurt
That extension is looking like a real steal. One of the best things that happened last offseason, IMO.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
His agents could’ve gotten him much more, but Kins is not greedy
by awillis111 on Aug 27, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not when it was done
If they were negotiating it this winter then yeah they could have gotten more but last winter that was about as much as he was gonna get.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I remember the story right
Kins called off the negs and signed it, putting the team 1st
by awillis111 on Aug 27, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah. Forgot about that.
I’ve gotten 8 hours of sleep since Monday. Forgive me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't know about him getting it back or not
But if he can’t play SS or 3B you’re right, he doesn’t have much value considering we’ve got Kinz and German Duran.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO BOGGGGSSSS!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSS
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Atta boy, Sparky
Hopefully you just started something
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Boggs!
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Turn the game on
and get to see Boggs hit a home run
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
I JUST NOW saw the Boggs HR on mlbtv. This delay is horrible.
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not to mention the boring as hell Royals announcers
at least Lewin tries to be entertaining
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh..
I’m so tired of seeing Hank take huge cuts and hitting weak grounders or weak pop flys
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it seems like every one of boggs homers either ties the game or gets the lead
I give up
by Steal Home on Aug 27, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gatorade makes
energy drink?
dammit, matty. c’mon now
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
All that sugar
Probably not helping the teeth
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could suck pretty badly
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy
Matt putting himself in position for a meltdown…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Absessed(sp?) tooth
That definitely explains why he has looked out of it the last week or so. Those things are not fun at all. Especially once they flair up. He may need another day off tomorrow depending on how bad it was.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All those empty seats better
duck..that ball was coming fast
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guillen says:
“Screw that!!!!”
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooo Nellie!
Nice throw
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you do not screw with nellies arm.
that dude has an absolute cannon.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any1 catch the Babyface appearance on LSB the other day?
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmn?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when AJM reported that hurley was gonna be shut down and miss the rest of the season
a mysterious dude who never posts here said, “thats not true, that source is wrong i have seen hurley in his normal sessions all week”
he was named something ending in 54, when some1 asked him who the hell he was, the responder said, “just trust me” making a refrencen to first hand seeing it
then he shut up and never posted again.
it was him for sure.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that one
That person hasn’t posted again, huh? Interesting that they’d come in just to say that.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He made a return?
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yall are probably thinking of sidebar54
He’s one of the All-Hurley-All-The-Time types.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a relative
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 27, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Guillen
He’s got no luck
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell...
…can’t we ever do that play right?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Washington
is a fundamentals coach remember?
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
We seriously need to work on that in ST. I would think thats not the way they are being taught in ST how to do that rundown.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least he got the out
that could have turned out much worse.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And tends to usually does this year...
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I actually expected that ball to go off somewhere else entirely
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice strong throw by Young
Harrison got out of that jam
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent job there by Harrison
That showed some poise.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you said he was a bust
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is a bust to Steal Home...
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to talk my dad into road tripping with me to see the L'Kings this weekend
Main pitches Monday. But I don’t think I could do that game because I have to work for an hour that day. My only option is Sunday…Tatusko.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he got pounded yesterday i think
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Per Scott Lucas
“…Ryan Tatusko, who allowed two runs and struck out five in five innings”
Is that getting pounded?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salty
once again hitting the ball well. It will be nice to see his bat in the lineup again a week from now.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This BS of him backing up needs to end
They need to go back to the platoon.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We might not have fountains
but we do have a lake…Kins might go take a dip if we won the division
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he'd do it right now out of boredom
Have you seen him in the dugout? He is so out of his element.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he reminds me of that
one little kid on everybody’s little league team that was just off the wall…but a good player
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
especially
with the hair coming out of the hat everywhere
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sort of get the feeling
a better hitting team than the royals would be doing a lot of damage against these straight, 91 mph fastballs with lackluster command.
by clark on Aug 27, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its
KKKrazy eyes Harrison
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate FSN
seriously, let me see the nice plays.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FSN, The Home of Missed Pitches
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang
Another web gem gone
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Son of a bitch
So close to getting out of the inning.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Barajas, the out maker
Wish I could find that graphic I made years ago using the Mentos ads
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
popup v 2.0 ?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 27, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it, Johnny Douchebag
Glad you’ll be traded.
by chief on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, watch your tongue
he’s still a rangers and still has more talent in his pinky than any of us ever have combined.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonofabitch
We had him.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You win a dinner for two at Sonic if you win the Sonic Slam?
LOL, that’s such a funny prize shoved on top of the money.
by philkid3 on Aug 27, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a classy date
Then again, who am I to talk?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would so use that as a pick up line
“Hey, I won this free dinner at Sonic on the TV. You hungry? Let’s go on a date”
by chief on Aug 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure it'll so work too
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
I’d love to hear the response.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boggs so close to winning dinner for someone
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sonic Slam Inning
A chance to support your family — and others’.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, late
go rangers…
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ummm
why can’t we hit a guy who has lost 7 in a row and has a bagillion ERA in those 7 games?
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm wondering that myself
He’s now tied a career high in K’s.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because we're the Rangers...
and always seem to make bad pitchers look good.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he needs to put his gloves back on
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a pretty hit
but I’ll take a guy on base instead of the second out.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank goodness
the Royals botch some plays too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The one team that sucks worse than us when it comes to making game-changing errors?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the complex at Surprise is cursed with defensive mistakes
like it’s built on top of a mass grave of errors
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a bad theory
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Hank
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon
88 mph right down the middle of the plate and you pop it up? geez
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Such a big (ugly) swing
And meh results
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Sonic
I really want a fried ice cream blast.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you going to change stalls and hold your finger over your lip and order in man voice?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 27, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I’d just order a second one. Screw what the Sonic employees think of me for ordering a second one. They work at Sonic.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god
I just ate leftover doughnut casserole and am pretty sick already. Any further mention of sugar just may result in an explosive eruption of vomit.
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey uh...you want a twinkie?
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddamnit!
it’s all over the keyboard…this might take awhile to clean up…..
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was well typed on a vomit filled keyboard
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doughnut casserole?
That’s a new one for me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF is a doughnut casserole?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it wasn’t for that horse, I never would have gone to college
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new item at krispie kreme?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 27, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was an experiment
My buddy’s sister was in town, and we started talking about how much I love doughnuts. So we tried to come up with an even less healthy food. The result was doughnut casserole.
Then it became a mission, of sorts, to make this abomination. So I went to the store and got some supplies.
Here’s how I made it:
1) Mix chocolate pudding with brownie batter.
2) Pour that mess in a casserole dish.
3) Put 3 doughnuts (all that would fit) into the dish, pressing them into the goo.
4) Cookie dough crust on top, of course!
5) Bake until cookie crust is cooked.
6) Cool, eat, and pray.
It was actually pretty damn good…but really really rich and sickening if more than 3 bites are ingested.
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG
That sounds like the biggest sugar concoction ever.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty much
But it was universally well-received by all those brave enough to try it.
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap
I can’t even imagine that.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should get Brandon McCarthy one of those
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I pointed him out to my brother the other night, and he volunteered to be McCarthy’s dietary consultant and put some weight on.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTG Baby Harrison
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No crying for Matt tonight so far
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it weren't for our inability to hit Brain Bannisters blazing 89 MPH fastball
He’d be sitting pretty right now.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He always looks like he's on the verge of tears though
Nolan needs to work with him and get him to toughen up. Or maybe Vicente.
Maybe just have him pitch BP to Milton Bradley while Frankie Francisco heckles him.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to take one for the team Byrd
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
There goes our hottest hitter…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
way to go Cruz
The worst thing you could have done there and you did it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well after nellie's great start
not so much the past 2 games…
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they better PH Josh
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
This is my fault. During the pre-game show they were talking about Bannister and his last ten starts that have not been so good. I turned to my husband and said, “So that means he’s going to shut us down.”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You were trying to reverse jinx
Don’t take the blame :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beasticon
Would have been nice if there was at least a man on first in front of him
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please go yard Salty
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sooooo close
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OOOOOOOOOOOO, SO CLOSE!
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a HR
but pretty damn good nonetheless. Lewin and Grieve disappointed though that it didn’t go the extra few feet and have their calls paid off.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at life?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, too.
He quit the tribune even without working there.
by philkid3 on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's already a whole fanpost dedicated to this....
PENALTY BOX!
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was so close
but since Josh and TAG both put in the call, you know it wasn’t going out
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOO SALTY
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhhh, Arias wasn't a PTBNL, was he?
I thought he was announced with the deal.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, he was
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, he was
Rangers had a choice of Arias, Robinson Cano, Bronson Sardinha, or a couple of other guys. They picked Arias after a week or two.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not looking as bad of a choice now as it did
the past few years.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still bad
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 27, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
but its not as painful these days. A-Rod opted out and Cano sucks while Arias finally regains some value.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The painful part to me
is the Boston alternative.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Didn’t the stupid players association screw us on that though?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that one sucked on so many levels.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
If we had taken Cano, Kinsler’s path to the majors wouldn’t have been as clear. What if the Rangers decided Cano was their guy and let Kinsler go for peanuts?
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and correct me if i'm wrong, but you wanted Sardinha, :)
but, the other guys were pitcher Ramon Ramirez and OF Rudy Guillen..
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was I believe
the Rangers got to look at the players through spring training if I remember correctly. I remember but talking about how they tried to hide him with a different jersey and all.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go
“February 16, 2004 – Traded a player to be named later and Alfonso Soriano to the Texas Rangers. Received Alex Rodriguez and cash. The New York Yankees sent Joaquin Arias (April 23, 2004) to the Texas Rangers to complete the trade.”
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 27, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEAUTIFUL!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty
nice hustle
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 27, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOT!!!!
That’s so awesome
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy cow...what was that?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
The Royals really suck. Nice baserunning by Salty, too.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty
what a beast.
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a good way
for bannister to ruin his good night
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda feel sorry for KC fans right now
They lose on two errors last night, and then that happens. Sadly, we know just how they feel…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It hurts to watch the Royals...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 27, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought a good manager isn't supposed to
allow stupid misplays like that happen???
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the Miller High Life commercials
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The baseball game one is my favorite
“It’s about sittin in the sun, and watchin your favorite pitcher – get LIT UP! TAKE HIM OUT!”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's my favorite too
Totally appropriate for those lame people in the luxury suite
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the hits keep coming
Lets go Mr. 200
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's so nice to see another team field like the Rangers
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramon Ramirez = Ram Ram. Funny.
So could Brandon Boggs be BranBo?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
Hopefully not, if only for his sake.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
I thought it was funny. Kinda sounds like Rambo.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder what havoc Banister is causing in the locker room right about now...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 27, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet that fan from yesterday...
is already down there yelling at him.
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then we get the third out on that???
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch
Mike got a haircut
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He said he was going to
and that he was going to drag Laird with him to take care of that faux-hawk.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome. ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn these KC fielders
and their… jumping, and stuff
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danks banged around a little tonight
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 27, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shhh
You’re only supposed to talk about how good he is and how stupid JD is, don’t you know that?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good
I know that sounds bad but hey he plays for the White Sox now.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 MM
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Annoying "Scott Feldman sucks" girl from the other night
Is a Twins fan but loves Ozzie Guillen.
That’s when I knew she was crazy.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's been much worse
so far in the second half. Not terrible, but no where near the pitcher he was in the first half.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes me smile
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ramon Ramirez
this ain’t the same one that was part of the ‘5 PTBNL’ in the Arod deal?
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's out
if the Rangers were hitting
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the Harrison pitch count at?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
94
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
so this is probably his last inning.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
He’s done a nice job tonight – but as mentioned above, you have to wonder if things would have been different if he wasn’t pitching to the Royals.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If some of those plays had been made earlier
He might have been able to stretch it out for one more.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at this point
I don’t really care about match-ups. This pitching has gotten nailed by every offense in the league this year. If they can only have success against the bottom half hitting teams, then I’ll take it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not like Hank at 1B
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty's splits are ridiculous.
Why not hit lefty full time?
by Garcia on Aug 27, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
John Mayberry's splits are insane.
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just hasn't looked comfortable from the right side this year
Every time I see him batting right it seems like he’s got a new timing mechanism. And the thing about him not hitting right—handed is, that’s where most of his power was in the minors.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hiya
I love crazy umps
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember Ron Luciano?
One of the best….also wrote The Umpire Strikes Back which is really good…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
Not sure why you don’t leave him in to face DeJesus, given that you have the platoon advantage.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 27, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
DeJesus has been vunerable to LHP this year too.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ron, are you serious?
are you TRYING to avoid a sweep?? benoit. wow.
I give up
by Steal Home on Aug 27, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Benoit time
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone cross your fingers and get your flak jakets handy...
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOO Jack Benny gets out of the inning
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Love me some good ol' Jack Benny
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the '07 version
A lot
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
saaa-wing batta
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Aug 27, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Very nice
Very nice.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice....
even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you and your sick fantasies
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you and your bull shit that you post
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
Sorry i don’t get it “dawg”. i’m a G cawt.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I need to bring out the cliche alert again?
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not necessary...my apologies...
I’ll resist any temptation to use the “broken clock” cliche next time Benoit pitches well…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
the guy has had some good moments to build on.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Hank
not get the memo about being patient?
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish they would resend it to him because this shit is getting old
by CRUSHDAVIS on Aug 27, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way we pick up his option next year
right? he fucking sucks
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He forgot the TPS cover page
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pedro
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3556133
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Classes started today
Compensation Administration is a load of bull.
by jamcadbury on Aug 27, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a fake class
Then again, here are a few I took…
God & Human Suffering ((was the first class of my college career, actually…ha ha))
Advanced Presentational Forms
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about this one...
Intelligent Life in the Universe….senior level class….my professor died of heart failure about 1/4 of the way through the semester
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...eerie
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a little surreal but not completely unexpected
The guy was about 4 ft 5 in, weighed about 300 lbs and smoked about 4 packs a day…not exactly the picture of health
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my worst was probably Contemplative Poetics
We had to sit and meditate for about 15 minutes and do contemplative writing and performance exercises. Before we read a poem we had to “bow to the space” of the room. It was the one contemplative class I had to take for my writing degree.
by naropean on Aug 27, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's definitely strange
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and
a terrible loss
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell
some “dawg” shit. gross.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i smell some bitchiness
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know
my girlfriend posted on here….
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame
I win.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At what?
If you wake up tomorrow morning and you are still you, you still lose.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well I have to say
that hurts a little you said “if” I wake which makes me think you want me to die. Wow I think I’ll go now.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can not watch the gam becuase its not on at my house, I know that he is 0-4 but How does Nellie look tonight?
by CRUSHDAVIS on Aug 27, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how does
A piece of shit stuck on a wall look?
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know
Nelson Cruz has kinda sucked tonight. Been swinging at everything…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well KC series is almost over
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At-bat breakdown:
First AB: Bounced to the P on the first pitch.
Second AB: 4 pitch strikeout, went down on a curveball.
Third AB: Grounded into DP on the second pitch.
Fourth AB: Popout to second on the first pitch.
Major suckage.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets go Electricianheart!!!
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 27, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
Where’s the guy who always predicts a 3-2 score?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup, gossamer
rangers win
3-2
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You going to have to do better than that
to get a HR against the Electrician.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 27, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Cool, you replaced the blowdryer
You da man.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
and i’m done editing it. not gonna fix the lettering or the matte behind his head. and he better be a ranger next year.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even notice the matte behind his head
Until you said this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like his Mariah Carey shirt
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
Best Damn Sports Show is actually goign to be a show tonight and not a countdown?
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
9 strikeouts for us.
Gdawg1 wants me to die. :[
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda wish
we kept Kip Wells…he would have done us some good this year
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Salty says take that Gerry and Wash…3 hits and 2 doubles
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure Salty is gonna get some space in my blog tonight
Great night for him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-hit night for Salty
More playing time please.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FRANKIE TIME
Just come with the gas, big boy
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Frankie
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"You're gonna lose your horse."
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
could this
be the day of our first sweep?
Gdawg1 wants me to die. :[
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh
Don’t disturb the Baseball Gods. Apparently they’re sleeping right now.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nooooooo..
for some reason I want this team to remain pure and sweepless
by Sky Hook on Aug 27, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm posting just once tonight, but it's for a damn good cause.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You know something
I want an RV that levitates and runs on fish & chips.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay...
Did oc slip you something?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Naw, it’s that Geico commercial on KLRD. I’ve heard it one too many times, I think.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woooo
So close….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wash is fired up
dropped an f bomb in the dugout after that fastball
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOO!!!!
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by lisa w on Aug 27, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NASTY
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
by Longhorn on Aug 27, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I'll be damned...
Hell of a ballgame
by TxStCa on Aug 27, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its good
that we’re getting a sweep before the angels sweep us.
Gdawg1 wants me to die. :[
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEEEEEEEEEEEP!
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whered u get the bush one from?
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by hinduplaya on Aug 27, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ all this:
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Vince one a lot.
+1
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a sexy sweep
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frankie Frank is a beast
1-2-3 9th inning. When was the last time that happened?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmn...
You italicized the wrong word, dumbass.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna say something
But figured you were on a roll
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAY BACK WHEN GDAWG WAS A GPUPPY
Gdawg1 wants me to die. :[
by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
finally, the debut....
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by gossamer on Aug 27, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Nice sweater on Kins there. Ha ha.
And it’s about time we swept someone. We’ve been swept, what, four times this year?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Rec’d.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 27, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought this is what a closer is supposed to look like
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 27, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers reemed the Royals for a sweep!
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by rangers85 on Aug 27, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Perfect game for the bullpen
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 27, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FFFFRANKY
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
if we were ever going to sweep, it would be off a dropped pop-up, 20 feet high, no wind, scoring from 2nd.
I give up
by Steal Home on Aug 27, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Win!!
Boggs should get some more playing time after tonight’s performance!!
…….and Salty too.
i like baseball too
by bspate on Aug 27, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really wish Salty .....
Held on to that rifle from Boggs at the plate. I think Ramirez would have had it…Awesome game otherwise.
Honorable JK
by Strangers on Aug 27, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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