Congratulations, Seattle Mariners
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 28, 2008 4:07 PM CDT
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PrintCongratulations are in order for the Seattle Mariners, who are the first team to be officially, mathematically eliminated from the playoffs this year.
Way to go, Seattle!
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And I called them to win the divison....
I think I overestimated that pitching a little bit.
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
I had them
as last in the West. Didn’t think they would be that bad tho.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
way to go seattle!!!!
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
I think they're just eliminated from the division race
The wild card elimination is still a couple of days away.
HEY SEATTLE, YOU SUCK. LET'S PARTY!
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Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 28, 2008 4:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hillary is secretly black?
and Obama is un homme blanc?
wow.
can we get one of Hank and George Steinbrenner, with A-rod and Ponson in the back seat…?
"So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... "
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 28, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
or
tom hicks driving, nolan in shotgun, and JD and Wash in the back
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Who
is that in the backseat?
he’s still hitting better than Saltalasuckia—while playing vastly superior defense...Athos
Yay Seattle!
Make sure to save room on the “We suck” bandwagon as we’ll be there soon, followed shortly thereafter by the Yankees.
+1,000,000
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 28, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't drink too many Bellinis
This team is surely not far behind.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Are you sure?
Padres look like they’re eliminated, too, unless I’m mistaken (a distinct and almost sure possibility).
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
NL West
By a mile. At the absolute very least, at least the AL West has an elite team. The NL West is two mediocre-at-best teams (Dodgers and Diamondbacks), a pretty lousy team (Rockies) and two dreadful teams (Padres and Giants).
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
Actually, I'm an idiot.
Looks like the Pads are technically still mathematically possible. My bad.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
ha ha!
/nelson.
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
Sam Hurd just got hurt
ummmmmmm…we have no WRs behind TO and Crayton now.
"Popularity is fleeting. Principles are forever."
Googling Terry Glenn
Is Stanback any good at receiving? He looked pretty athletic returning kicks.
After that what — Danny Amendola and that Jefferson guy?
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by inactive lsb user on Aug 28, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
x
http://fantasyfootball.usatoday.com/content/player.asp?sport=Nfl&id=2675
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by inactive lsb user on Aug 28, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Jeff,
Do you like sex and travel?
Excellent. Then please go fuck yourself.
Signed,
Michael Young, all star “shortstop.”
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
Hahaha!
I don’t disagree that we’ll hate the contract in a year or two….but you don’t have much room to talk when you’re throwing YuBet out there.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 28, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Steal Home,
Looks like you’ve been deleted.
Do you like sex and travel?
Excellent. Then please go fuck yourself.
Signed,
Rodney
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 28, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Wrecked.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by inactive lsb user on Aug 28, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
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