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8/3/08 game day thread 2

Thread 2, while looking for hit 2.

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Thanks man

I don’t know what I might have done if I hadn’t have known.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sucked

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

yay

shoutout to the NMLR group.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

god hates boggs

after something like that

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yikes

That’s the first play of the new thread? Not a good sign.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

On the blog subject from last thread...

I’ll be starting mine again soon.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Good good

And in response to rcreative….I would consider posting my blogs here, but I like what Adam has going and I wouldn’t want to get in the way of that. My format is quite a bit different than what readers find here.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I like about the SB Nation format

Anyone who writes something worthy can be put on the front-page thanks to fanposts. And by far you’d get the most exposure here.

by rcreative on Aug 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

The format is very outsider friendly, but I still view this as AJM’s blog. But thank you for the suggestion.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

DAVISSSS

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Who was it...

that said Davis had cooled off?

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

RE: Photoshop

Adobe charges so much for Photoshop that it makes it extremely tough for enthusiasts and freelancers to afford the purchase of Photoshop.

You can also look into downloading GIMP. It’s an opensource competitor to Photoshop and while a little quirky if you’re used to Photoshop it can get the job done.

by rcreative on Aug 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for the tip

I’ll have to look into that. And what Gdawg was alluding to. I love playing with photoshop.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I never could have gotten into it if I had to pay 900 bucks for it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if you're still a student...

but you can get the Adobe suite for $300-400 with a student rate. Or at least I know that’s what the TCU bookstore sells it at.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, not a student

Haven’t been for QUITE a WHILE. HA ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could probably still get it though..

by goign into a college bookstore. I’m not sure how much they check, especially if you go to one like UTA or something that would be more a commuter school.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh...

I don’t have a few hundred to spare right now. I have to work two jobs just to afford health insurance.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

finally

CD worrying me, how dare he take an entire week to hit a HR.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOT!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Beasticon.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Sigh

I love me some CD

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

BBIMBF's heart is all aflutter.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every AB

:)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

that looked intentional.

how dare you throw at travis

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Eh...Travis tried

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

I logged on just to laugh. Wow.

by aggierangerfan00 on Aug 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

The TOR announcers have a point

There’s no way another ump saw what the HP ump didn’t in that case

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

they’re having a good laugh over it at 1st base

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Rec...

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That is turbo clutch. I consider myself an image connoisseur, and I’m very impressed. Rec city.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Oh, Metcalf… that was dirty.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Kins needs to reboot

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

anybody have his numbers

since the break

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know the full split

But he’s 14 for 63 since the ASB, which according to my calculations is about .222

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

And of those 14 hits

only four are XBH … all doubles

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Common Tubby, do something good please!

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

He has already

But, we could use some more

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh, laird.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1 VERY nice Rangers85

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

amazing!!!

rec city right there

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I didn't disappoint...

after building it up some last thread.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best thing I've ever seen!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

his first home run on a non 1-0 count

One man, with 5 extraordinary tools

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

no way

no fucking way. i dont believe it

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

i saw that coming

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

TWO HRs?!?!?!??!?

From OMFT…seriously?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

holy crap

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

TWO DONUTS!

HAHAHA!!!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I love how Laird is hitting now

but there is no way I want to see Young continue to hit in the 3 hole

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd take it

As long as Kins starts getting on base again

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

His tool belt is getting fuller as we speak

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

TWO FLAIRS! TWO!


I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHA F-you trade deadline!

I wonder how many teams are kicking themselves for not pulling the trigger on a Laird trade?

by rcreative on Aug 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

the Marleens

probably are.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

We’ll find out in October when they are watching the playoffs right next to him.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Say he finishes strong

Think he stays or goes in the off-season?

by rcreative on Aug 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

goes in the offseason

There is just no way the Rangers give up on 3 of the top catching prospects throughout baseball for a guy who is only a couple of years away from FA.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laird stays

I still believe we’ll end up trading Salty. Unfortunately, his value has decreased since this winter when we should have traded him.

by chief on Aug 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't think it has

there has been plenty of reports suggesting that teams know it will take a log to get him.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure this has been discussed

but I’m too lazy to look elsewhere. Is most everyone outside of the local broadcast areas blacked out of this game?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

National blackout. So no MLB.tv, no MLB gameday audio.

by Hubris on Aug 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup...

has to do with the Rangers and their special waiver. They can show it in local markets of the teams but not outside I believe.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mendoza tonight

3 hits, a walk, and 3 ER in the first inning, 3 hits, a K, and an ER in the 4 innings after that. And people say he can’t pitch to a lineup more than once or twice.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

For all the bitching after the first inning

He has been decent tonight. Which is a very good sign.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice anchorman reference

from josh

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm... Ron Burgandy?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

What planet have you been on?

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two Ks for Mendoza now

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

phat stairs

best nickname in baseball

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 3, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Farnsworth came in and sucked it up bad.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice 1-2-3

Needed that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Steal Home

How does Mendoza’s ass taste now!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Nice

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

still dont like him

4 runs in 7 innings. isnt exactly a gem and he got lucky on a hard hit ball hit right to metcalf with a guy on 3rd

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every pitcher

Gets lucky once in awhile

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll admit, I don't like him as a starter either

But he’s not completely worthless, like you where making him out to be earlier.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope he does

If he’s gonna stick with CJ through the season (and I’m still of the mindset that he should), he has to keep throwing him out there. That’s the only way to build his confidence again.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Its tough to watch players develop, but if that’s the main goal of this season, then Wash needs to stick with that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

MADRIGAL! :)

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 3, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nobody's going to say that Mendoza's been great.

But he has certainly settled down.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it possible we see

a 7 inning performance from a Ranger pitcher

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Psst. Please

let’s not get crazy or anything. How about a starter getting a win? What a concept.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just saw the line score...

we have three hits and they’ve all been HRs. Interesting stat maybe?

Longtime lurker

by BirmMD on Aug 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm guessing

when Teagarden went to the Olympics and Ramirez went to AAA, though I missed that note too

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Mendoza comes back out and gets through the 7th real quick....

it will be a huge boost in his confidence….....as long as he can forget about the 1st inning.

i like baseball too

by b.pate on Aug 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

4 ER through 7 innings

There’s a lot of worse things to end the night with when you are starting a game for the Rangers

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

fried cookie dough?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Dude.

It’s so good. I had it at the state fair this past year. Un believable. So unbelievable that it deserves to be split into two words. Un believable.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fried oreos

Are still my state fair weakness

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only fried confection I came across that I didn't like...

...was the Fried PB and J. There’s something about hot peanut butter that is not appeasing.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It has funnel cake-like batter on the outside

So good

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds like

that might induce cardiac arrest after consumption. Wow.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

well, i’m kinduva health nut; that just seems like overkill.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

+1

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...forbidden fried cookie dough.......

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Skip Caray

has passed away

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Really?

He wasn’t that old

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh correct you are

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Source?

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was 68

http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=8781134

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

What? Link?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's doing a great job of it

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha...

I need to put together a powerpoint presentation, thought I was going to be out early, and then Mendoza settled down.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Darn Mendoza

How dare he

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, Josh

If the Rangers lose this game, I’m 99% sure I’ll be blaming CJ, not you.

by chief on Aug 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm blaming the Yankees...

just because it’s the Yankees.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's his pitch count?

Anyone?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

was 88 coming into the 7th...

should be 95-100 after that inning

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

98

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like it

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

No kidding

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Hahaha

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where has our little friend gone?

Come back Steal Home come back!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey good idea

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are going to get this

from young pitchers good gams with the bad ones.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn *games* not gams

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

better the other way…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m sure Mendoza has nice legs

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not yet...

CJ is still on the radar this game.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that Connor is gone

who will be there to jinx our pitchers? We need a new image.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still have the Connor one in my photobucket...

still need to fully trash it.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll back you up on it

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really want to see Mendoza keep going

One more inning. You’ve got FX2 in the bullpen ready for the first sign of trouble while Mendoza has been dealing these past few innings with short innings. I know Wash won’t do it, but I’d like to see it.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

i think we should go to a 4 man rotation

of course you gotta do this gradually and start doing this in the minors…maybe in a few years.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

why not, every pitcher is already injured

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mendoza.

Beast.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have their 2-3-4 up in the 8th...

I think you go to the pen and tell Mendoza he’s had a good night.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mendoza.

Beast.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see a bit of insurance runs start coming

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

You know...

Usually, when a pitcher goes 7, allows 6 hits and 1 walk and doesn’t allow any homers, he allows less than 4 runs.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I saw your post on Mendoza and Galarraga on NMLR

This is a great example of why Mendoza has the ERA he has and Galarraga doesn’t.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

98 pitches

he’s done.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nolan?

Is that you?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhhh

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I’d consider sending him back out for the 8th. Depends on how he feels.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've come to the realization

that 105 pitches is the most a pitcher should throw in one game.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why...

... have you thrown 105 pitches in a game?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

here

PAP

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

With the way Mendoza has pitched these past 2 innings

he could pitch an inning and finish within a few pitches of that.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

especially a young pitcher

i use to think different…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do I spy some Vazquez?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know...

do you see horrible defense? if so, then it’s him

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see him batting

And getting a base hit, so not too shabby

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

if vazquez

shoulder is good enough to bat, why isnt he starting over metcalf

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

lefty starter

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they both suck equally...

you might as well let Vazquez have an extra day off or at least 6 innigns off to nurse it a bit more.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

And his defense isn't always bad

Just been iffy lately. Which could be a product of that shoulder injury

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's hitting .194 against lefties this year...

I’d say that’s pretty close to sucking level.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

As opposed to what the rest of our lineup hits against lefties?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well in 67 ML AB against lefties, Metcalf has hit .209

small sample, but when they both hit about the same, and Metcalf is better defensively, might as well let Metcalf hit vs the lefty tonight.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Neil go!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heck yeah

Double or HR would be nice here. Although I think three HRs in one night from Laird might be the beginning of the end of the world.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

No that is

2012 Dec. 21

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Darn

I was planning on getting married that day

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

hungry for some

surprise buttsecks.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not when he's the one giving

the surprise buttsecks.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think GA appreciated that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, no probably not

but it appears he scored….. er, touched home plate, er,... nevermind. I can’t remove the overtones.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

good point – and Laird doesn’t care that he’s safe

by shroomer on Aug 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It looks like Laird just tackled him out of the box

I’d pay good money to see that actually happen.

by chief on Aug 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

if laird hits another hr

i will buy him a cupcake castle with a ice cream moat

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

If OMFT hits another two-run jack...

...I will create a brand new awesome picture for him.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

god..

why are we bringing in FX2 when he should be the closer..

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

He’ll be facing the middle of the Jays order. And facing two righties in a row.

If he goes 1-2-3, Wilson will be facing 3 lefties in the top of hte 9th.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have given up

trying to guess what RW is thinking.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's because it's impossible...

my guess is that RW could be thinking about anything from clowns to rainbows to oscillating fans right now.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is now apparent...

...that Ron Washington is hitching his wagon to CJ. If he fails, the fault lies on Wash.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Question

Would you rather have Wilson facing Scutaro, Rios and Overbay (R-R-L), and Francisco facing Lind, Stairs and Wilkerson (L-L-L)?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously

You’d want BGL facing Lind, Stairs and Wilkerson.

But would you agree that Wash has been CJ’s biggest defender, and it now appears that he will stick with CJ regardless of his performance, for all intents and purposes?

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think at this point, he has to stick with CJ as closer

If we’re really about developing players, he needs to stick it out the rest of the season.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I don’t think that’s the case. I think, if C.J. continues to struggle, there’s a good chance Francisco takes over as closer.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and in that

scenario, i would like Diamond to come up and pitch the 7th or 8th inning…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then I don't know what CJ can do from here to warrant being yanked from the position.

I understand that he hasn’t “blown” a significant amount of saves, but can the Rangers really trust Wilson after his performance thus far this season?

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has an ERA+ of 80.

Which is just 3 points better than Eric Hurley.

I’m not saying that CJ shouldn’t be the closer. There’s no doubt that he’s got some nasty stuff.

I’m simply saying that it is clear to me that Washington is sticking by CJ regardless of what he does, for all intents and purposes.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

too old?

because he is 23/23 in hold oppurtunities

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 3, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

neil patrick harris

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

yay How I Met Your Mother

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love that show

It’s legen….wait for it ….. dary

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't

Not really anyway

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

thank you canada for once.

uberhottie on that show.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 3, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

TOR announcers talking about the chair incident

Nice

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

My feed froze

I don’t like this…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

OH NO. DAMN frankie!

kidding.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay frankie

insurance run here please

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Frankie is a beast

Promote him…

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice inning, Frankie

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Frankie sez

Bishop to King’s Knight sit the Hell down

by shroomer on Aug 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

I’d love to witness Fx2 playing chess and talking smack

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be funny as hell

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we get Ric Renner to do a segment on that?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to go Frank Frank.

Runs please.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

thats how

cj wilson should come out, a “im about to fuck you up” attitude

by texasrfan on Aug 3, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Getting worse

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wind

A cousin of mine was down here from Virginia one August and said the wind was like having a hair dryer blowing in your face….that looks like some nasty stuff.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you baseball gods

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 3, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

oh god

imagine CJ pitching in this!

by texasrfan on Aug 3, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I think it is

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Balk?

I didn’t see it. But ok

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't see it either...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

they were right

the wind is blowing him off the mound

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

He needs to eat a few biscuts

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's about as skinny as Bmac

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

He needs to eat a few biscuts himself lol

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Balk.

That kind of stinks for him. You could make a legit argument that the wind caused it.

Still, not complaining.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

TAG

Checking out how tight Carlson’s pants are.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

Nice observation, TAG. Is this the kind of color commentary he’s paid for?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least it's not a fashion commentary

like Nadal does every nite…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

*Nadel

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mind that at all

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've always found it a little odd

“The Blue Jays playing tonite in the black tops with the gray pants and black stirrups. The starting pitcher is wearing a black undershirt that hangs just below the elbow… “

Just odd.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nadel is painting a picture for the listener...

...because, holy shit, people listening to the game on the radio might not have a television.

c’mon man…

by oc on Aug 3, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those pants

They’re tighter than two rats in a wool sock.

by shroomer on Aug 3, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

David Dellucci was the king of tight pants

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Greggo

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes lucky

if he was wearing baggy clothes, the wind might pick him right off the ground and he’d start flying around the field

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That wind is crazy...

it seems to be blowing him backward as he’s in his motion.

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by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

josh hamilton

is about to kick lyle overbays ass

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

BYRDMAN!!!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Man global warming is coming.....

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by MayurP on Aug 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

HELLOOOO INSURANCE RUN

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Just looked at the NWS radar...

and it looks like an outflow boundary from the storms south of the metroplex are causing
these impressive winds.

Longtime lurker

by BirmMD on Aug 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Byrdman with the insurance

Nice. We might need that.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

what is it with you and insurance spokeswomen?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on

Erin from Esurance is hot. For a cartoon.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

let me repeat something...

CARTOON

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Creepy.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's right.

Fear Wade’s son.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

IBB Boggs

To get to Crush? Living dangerously, Cito.

by Outworlder47 on Aug 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY EDDIE

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Davis.

Can absolutely end this.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Eddie's in the bullpen

I guess no CJ?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Boo

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

double boo

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me...

Or do Hamilton and Davis look similar at the plate?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 3, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

hurrrrrah.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis pwns

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok

I’ve been trying to figure it out for awhile now. Jon what does pwns stand for?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha thanks

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

Haven’t tried to google it to figure it out.

Longtime lurker

by BirmMD on Aug 3, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a nerd term

For owns. Or ownage. From what I understand, it stems from people accidentally hitting the “P” on their keyboard instead of the “O”.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Jon

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

NP

I didn’t know what it meant either, until I started blogging here at LSB.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love it when people try to rationally explain geek-speek

I just find the cognitive dissonance amusing

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 3, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a Ramon Vasquez fan club?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, Ramon's *Bleep*s

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 3, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

just by showing CJ

on the tv, we are possibly jinxed now

by Beasticon on Aug 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

False

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

11-5

in the rubber game of 3-game series this season – I think
unless I just jinxed them
drats

by shroomer on Aug 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

That'll do, Stache.

That’ll do.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Not Pudge

But I will boo the Yankees though

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

More likely they will be booing

our pitching. We are typically pwned in a horrible manner by the Yankees, and our pitching is about as awful as it ever has been. I’d be happier than a pig in shit if we split the series.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

kins really needs to get a hit here

just for his sake.. slumpin

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 3, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

He just gets more and more frustrated with himself

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bah

Nice job of battling by Kinsler, but he is seriously slumping right now.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 3, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joba the Hutt

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to photoshop a Yanks hat on that

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

That would be a nice touch. If anyone can do it before tomorrow night, go for it.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

HS Grad pic?

LMMFAO

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that Joba?

if so he he makes Gerald Laird look like Brad Pitt.

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sumo wrestling match between Joba and Tommy Hunter

Who wins?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Hunter is a Judo champion…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to like Mench

Until I heard him running his mouth in Des Moines about being sent to AAA. He lost a lot of my respect.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

He was just yammering with the I-Cubs' 1B coach

Saying that he thought the Rangers were disrespecting him by sending him to AAA, and that he deserved to be in the big leagues. The 1B coach agreed with him and said he’d love to have Mench on his team. Mench said he’d bee in the bigs somewhere by the end of the season and hopefully not with Texas.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a loser

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I mean

I understood him being disappointed and maybe even pissed off. But vocalizing it to opposing coaches. During a game. Not cool.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

he came off as a real whiner in the pregame interview on KRLD yesterday

feels very entitled.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 3, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHIFFFFF...

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

come on Whiffy ..

do your thing..well looks like he just did :)

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 3, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

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by MayurP on Aug 3, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Good game

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 3, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

EDDIE, EDDIE, EDDIE, EDDIE!!!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 3, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

SWEEET

Series win!

Somebody get me Ric Flair: Whoooooooooo!!!!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOO HOOOO I love Canadians...

they are so friendly and giving.

just don’t fall asleep next to one on a bus..

although that guy was certifiably NUTS

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 3, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Against New York?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

mmmmkay

I love your optimism.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 3, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can't sweep a 3 game series...

you think we can sweep a 4 game series?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

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