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8/4/08 game day thread

New York Yankees at Texas Rangers, Aug 4, 2008 7:05 PM CDT



Current Series

4 game series vs Yankees @ Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

New York Yankees Red-star
@ Texas Rangers Red-star

Monday, Aug 4, 2008, 7:05 PM CDT
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Joba Chamberlain vs Vicente Padilla

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 95.

 

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well at least bradley is available to pinch hit

its an improvement.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

rangers will win

3 runs scored to 2 runs scored

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

not yet

but i think the rangers play better when i pick a score. i’ve probably put that score up there about 30 times. they’ve probably won 17 or 18 of them :)

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

im going to pick a 6-5 victory

watch me be right in 1 try.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well since everyone else is.

I say we win 7-3

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what will happen in this series

but I predict Andy Pettitte defeats Matt Harrison.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

The sad part is that the 15 is more likely to occur

it’s that 1 that we don’t ever see.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't

I even benched Joba tonight in fantasy

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't...

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 4, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

good luck then sir

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is the lineup?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

lineup

1. Ian Kinsler
2. Gerald Laird
3. Michael Young
4. Josh Hamilton
5. Marlon Byrd
6. David Murphy
7. Chris Davis
8. Jarrod Saltalamacchia
9. Ramon Vazquez

by octoberty on Aug 4, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty and Laird are playing

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

with laird at DH

though i think it’s obvious taht salty ain’t gonna DH anytime soon

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who else is really feeling G Laird in the 2-hole?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agreen

i mentioned it yesterday. I dig laird in the 2 spot. he is the O(MFT)NLY person with the ability to move runners.

by 1man5stools on Aug 4, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

er....of course,

the down side to that is you don’t get the power of the Notto bat in the lineup since he is dh-ing

by 1man5stools on Aug 4, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like it a lot

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

salty better get an extra-base hit

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big game tonight.

And by “big game”, I mean that I’d like to see the Rangers win.

Let’s do this!

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my Gawd, he just ran in...

Leroy, you are just stupid as hell…

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to cover a city council meeting at 7:15

Boo!! Doesn’t the city know I don’t cover anything after 7:07 during baseball season ;)

So I probably won’t be on until MUCH later, after I’ve caught up on the DVR.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you in the media?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’m managing editor of a small weekly newspaper. So glamorous.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh those newspapers

make less money
going out of business
the source of 95% of the local tv news stories.

i should no. i work in tv news

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Our newspaper is doing pretty well, although we’re likely on the verge of being sold. My boss won’t be upfront about it, which is aggravating, but I figure I can’t really worry about it too much. I just have to roll with whatever happens.

I’m trying to get out of newspapers though. At 28, I’m simply burned out.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand, my dear...

I just had to twist out of my boss that our law firm is in the crapper. As an associate, I get left in the dark. The real estate market has killed many firms in Florida and I’m ready to move on to something else.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"The real estate market has killed"

One more month…just one more. I think that may be all I have left in me.

100% commission, lenders failing left and right, guidelines changing non-stop. Sigh…I really do love helping people, that would be the drag of getting out.

Good luck, SarasotaR!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good luck to you, too

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

city council meetings are great

counting minutes, discussing stop signs, moving things to the agenda for next week…and pot holes

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least it's my main city council

They are efficient. I’d be surprised if the meeting took 45 minutes. Now, I also cover a smaller town (1,200 people), and their council meetings can last FOUR HOURS or more. Ugh.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

crap

Austin City Council meetings have been known to go past midnight. They are easily an all-day affair. Got to let all the crazies get in their 2 cents, keep it weird, all that.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on Aug 4, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well I'm in a town of 8,000

And then cover that other town. Austin is a little bigger. They SHOULD have more business than these two towns.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good luck.

That’s why I’ll never go back to news side. I have no interest in that kind of stuff. Sports? I’ll cover it all day every day. But not politics, especially local politics. Too boring.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh...it's not that bad

I just wish it didn’t interfere with my evenings.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty is in the house

AND in the lineup.

Ready to serve up some pwnsauce upon Joba Chambersuck

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

so...

1 K
1 BB
1 ground out to 2nd
1 warning track out?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

he did hit .289 in july

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

SO....

1 Double
2 Bombs
3 fastballs caught with barehand because Salty did not like the location
4 charges of rape that Salty will get charged with after facing each Yankee pitcher.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very nice

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was this guy on the ESPN boards

He posted under the handle “RangersKnight”.

He claimed to be a prison guard with a law degree from Texas A&M University (which doesn’t have a law school) and several classic cars, along with a rare poster of the Baywatch girls naked (there were only 7 printed, he claimed).

He said that he once took a girl to a Rangers game, and she “slobed my nobe.”

Your play-by-play of waiting for your date last night made me think of him.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 4, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

+1. Uncanny memory you have, unless you’re just filling in parts of the story with pure tripe. Do you remember facts and law as well as you do baseball statistics? Just curious.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit!

Did I miss the PBP of SGY’s date?

Dang friends, and responsibilities, and sleep…I need to be here 24/7/365!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That man

Knows whats up.

Unfortunatly I have neither the credentials nor the stone cold ladykiller moves to pull off those kind of things on the first date.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um...

I’m sorry, SGY, but I simultaneously “aww”ed and laughed

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

hah

Well actually that last one was a joke as I would definatly not want to pattern any of my game, or for that matter my life, after the person Adam described.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that's a good thing

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very much so

But I did have my work cut out for me. She told me that this was her first baseball game ever, then when we sat down I was hit with the question…

”...So what do the rangers have to do to score a point?”

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

That can be fun though. Teaching her the game :) Go you!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoooooooot Dooooooooooooogs

Remember the Hotdog Vendor at the ballpark with the distinctive schtick? What happened to that guy?

by shroomer on Aug 4, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

He slipped into

oblivion.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was more like

“Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwt (octave lower) Dawwwwwwwwwggggggzzzzzzz”

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 4, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw him working the AAC

maybe 5 years ago? I think it was stars game…

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 4, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

I heard him at Mavs games around that time.

by octoberty on Aug 4, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yankees Win

6-4

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 4, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Blome

Paging Mr. Blome…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paging Mr. Herman...

Mr. Herman… you have a telephone call at the front desk.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hear Scooter on the pregame?

Said the coaches have made a change to TD style, strongly encouraging him to use his lower body more, to get more velo. They have him on a goal of 95mph before the end of the season. Also, he will most likely shut ‘er down when Frisco enters the playoffs.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

F-word?

3 letters? 4 letters? Is this a game? What kinda prize do I get, ‘cause I will win!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yankees win

12-9

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

One hour ago from Peter Abraham
UPDATE, 6:54 p.m.: We talked to Mariano Rivera, who said to check back with him after BP as he wants to play catch first. He seemed to be moving a little stiffly. Marte would close if needed.

Sounds pretty 50-50 to me.

by jamcadbury on Aug 4, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet Rivera

Is wondering if Kinsler is avaliable tonight.

24/7 service son. BE AFRAID.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I laughed. I’m hoping Kinsler can find his swing again.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before I leave for my meeting, I leave you with this tidbit

Josh Hamilton and Ian Kinsler were both in my dream last night. Nothing exciting, but it was interesting.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by The Best Micah on Aug 4, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

olalala

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crikey...

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Don't ask, don't tell"

Gotcha!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear Hustler...

It was a quiet night at the ballpark when suddenly my car stalled in the players lot.

BahchickWAHWHWHHAHAHAHAHH.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it's

Playgirl Forum, dummy!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eww

Cut this camera angle out

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

i know.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

woo ramon.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

WHOOOO!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

The stache!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

FUNFACTZ, YA HERD?!

Chamberlain is American Indian.

so is Ellsbury…

...does anybody know any other awesome American Indian prospect/budding stars/spares/ballsacks?

by oc on Aug 4, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad acid trip?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back in the day...

There was Indian Bob Johnson and Lou Sockalexis.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 4, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it my imagination...

...or did Lewin say Metcalf, rather than vazquez, made that play?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 4, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

this makes me look forward to going tomorrow night

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

speaking of elbows

there’s one at the plate

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 4, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Hah

I saw what you did there.

Very nice.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 4, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wrote a fanpost on my baseball dream of striking out Alex Rodriguez...

...haven’t posted it yet. it’s really well-written. but long.

by oc on Aug 4, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf ump

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

That's an angry Wash

and a bull shit call

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

ughhh

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are correct.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a horrible call.

Padilla was in the dugout

"If I had ovaries, fallopian tubes, and a uterus...I'd have Josh Hamilton's baby"
-Adam J. Morris

by HamiltontheBeast on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

its not like padilla has thrown a lot of pitches or anything

ridiculous, this inning is over. idiot umpire.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Do MLB umps

have a conspiracy going against us??

by awillis111 on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

It's New York.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then explain

Angel Campos saturday night, please

by awillis111 on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's New York.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bull.

Fucking.
Shit.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

bull shit

fucking ass bullshit. i hope that fire ups padilla

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

"fire ups"?

+1 for inventing a new phrase…. I think.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhh

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

JUST ABOUT EVERY "UMPIRE" IN THE MLB

SUCKS. ANYONE ON THIS FORUM COULD WALK UP DO A 100% BETTER JOB

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

The umps

they need to bring up Gordon to call strikes and balls.

by shroomer on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

yall are so funny

oh my gosh im laughing so hard. how in the world could someone not like a pitcher who has an era of 7+????

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

If I was the Manager...

I would have been tossed.

That is complete bullshit and its sad that baseballs big markets have to get fucking calls like that to win.

by clinton33 on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

wash should go out there and talk to tim donaghy

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fletcher

Has made more wrong calls at the plate in 1/2 inning that any competent umpire racks up in a month. Ridiculous, ruins the joy of watching a game.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

abreu said "wow" after the strike to giambi

even the other team can see it. stupid ump.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

If I'm Salty...

i don’t catch Padillas next high fastball

by clinton33 on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh well

i have confidence that both teams will have the same strike zone

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler needs to start mashing.

My dream of a 30-30 year isn’t gonna happen at this rate.

by philkid3 on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

the so called umpire more like a guy who who stands behind the plate costed us 12 pitches and run

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I don’t usually grammar check people but “costed” is just amazing.

by LiamP on Aug 4, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

TIM DONAGHY'S BROTHER

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Quick

Who can name the famous NY Post headline about Cone?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 4, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

THERE’S ACTION IN THE METS BULLPEN (circa 1989)
This was not a stroke of brilliance. Poor David Cone. Guy wins 194 games in the majors, wins two strikeout titles, a Cy Young Award and earns five World Series rings in a career that is borderline Cooperstown-worthy, but thanks to some ink-stained wretch whose name will never be known, he’ll always be dogged by that immortal tabloid headline WEIRD SEX ACT IN BULLPEN.

It wasn’t weird at all. Every guy does that. It’s just that few will do what Cone allegedly did in the Shea Stadium bullpen in 1989, giving Little David some air and a thorough massage in front of three female fans. The incident led to the women filing an $8.1 million US sexual harassment suit against the right-hander.

(One hesitates to say right-hander in this case, given how much we know about how pitchers try to limit use of their throwing hand for non-baseball activities.)

by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 4, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woah! I don't remember that

I musta been somewhere else:

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Cone creamed"?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

TVAnts links

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=ec95a741387ea88d3e54676613b9e1ab
tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=d46bb2d7d5802c499c45b3f8e6cd3118

by jamcadbury on Aug 4, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or

sop://broker1.sopcast.com:3912/6003

ppstream://hwwmi22fpu6ycokoapm5uehbkab5s7k2zwrqhwj5vtcgqa6zhqobocqd3ho47xhkapm5ejqdamb5s.pps/P5IEA6S43PQHYIA5RMCMJCRCCBKUFDLE

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO BYRD

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

nice catch

"If I had ovaries, fallopian tubes, and a uterus...I'd have Josh Hamilton's baby"
-Adam J. Morris

by HamiltontheBeast on Aug 4, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you Byrd-man

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 4, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I knocked on wood for Lewin...

He said “So far tonight, the Rangers defense has sparkled.”

I prevented the jinx. You’re welcome.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Was that a 1,2,3 inning?

Forgot what that was like.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

It appears....

The ump refuses to call a Yankee out on strikes.

by clinton33 on Aug 4, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope this crew of umps doesn't follow this one's lead

Now showing up the UMP might be an issue that will lead to an even more miserable series.

by gamerabcd on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

if the umpires want to save their jobs with replay becoming more and more likely

they need to really start policing themselves or allow an outside group (within MLB) to do it for them.

My solution: Install Questec in every park and dock umpires ‘points’ for every obvious ball or strike miscalled and at the end of a season, you have to have a certain number of points to keep your job.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Here's a normal K zone:
__

And the Yankees’ K zone:

_

Something like that anyway. Umpires suck.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that didn't work.

Sorry everyone.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

scared of CD

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

lulled davis into take two strikes =(

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else...

...want to see a line drive off Joba’s face?

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

duh

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiker > Gabbard

This is a fun game!

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rheinecker > Koronka

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ovaltine>Quick

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Beatles > Jesus

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laird>Salty

heh… flame on

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mini AJM > Ben

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anbody>Josey Whines

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josey Whines > Steal Home

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That comment > fightin’ words

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why not?

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1 is just another way of saying...

...”yes, i agree with you… but instead of writing anything of substance, i’m just gonna agree with you… i like it in the butt”

by oc on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably true.

But I’m pretty stingy with my recs. +1 for me counts as a half-rec.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s an interesting way to put it.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Malt>Shake

Hello?????

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Madrigal > pie

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

easy now

fuzzy little man peach

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I’m old Greg.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what I call this one?

“Bailey’s?”

“Yes suh, thank you suh.”

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think you're a modern gentleman

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can a balk be called if no one is on base?

Don’t think I’ve ever seen that scenario even come up.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

what would the penalty be?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

A ball.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

To expound.

I believe the batter counts as a baserunner, so if you attempt to deceive the batter (like, say, coming set, then going forward and not throwing the ball), you can be called for a balk, and a ball will be added to the count.

Don’t ask me how I know this.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool...

Thanks for the explanation.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did some research

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/official_rules/pitcher_8.jsp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balk

and they confirmed what I thought: by definition, a balk can only occur with runners on base. No ball is granted on a pitcher’s action that would be considered a balk if there was a runner on base. The one case where a ball is granted is if the pitcher does an illegal quick pitch.

by drizzle on Aug 4, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

The batter gets a called ball

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 4, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

where did josh and tom go?

i swear these guys who replaced them are yankee homers

by 1man5stools on Aug 4, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG!!

Derek Jeter is Jesus. Worship him now!!!!!!

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

ok

the jeter love fest can stop now….barf

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Where's the effing DINO?!

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Truth!

DP Dino has been MIA lately.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

NEWSFLASH!!

Tom thinks Jeter is always dressed appropriately

by Dr. Strange on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

here it is

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't get it

Where’s the Rangers hat?

by hiafex on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

we want good luck

not for a line drive off the pitchers elbow

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine by me.

Thanks for the dino!

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

douchbag alert.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

i here jeter is available

maybe he should ask him out after the game

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 4, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm actually pleasantly surprised

The Rangers fans seem to be louder than the Yankees fans tonight.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Aug 4, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

+1

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really

With the cheers for hits for Yanks. Wait til they start the lets go chant.

by gamerabcd on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

my first rangers game

was a game against the red sox. imagine how disapointed i was when there were more socks fans than rangers fans.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

adfsasdfasdf

lol

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck off Yankees

Strike zone my ass

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

F you yanks...

Lets go get some runs off this bitch!

by clinton33 on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

WHOOOOO!

SIDDOWN, AROD!

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Nature Boy, Rangers #2 Fan. #1 is Zonk.

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweeeeeet

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

A-Rod the Wingman

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Padilla is the slowest pitcher alive

to the plate. You can fall asleep and wake up before he actually decides on a pitch.

by gamerabcd on Aug 4, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, at this rate...

Padilla will be done after 5 or 6 at best. Needs to throw fewer pitches.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

but at least he struck out the side

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

and he had a 9-pitch 2nd.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Aug 4, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions