Caption contest

Caption

“See what happens when you tell Daddy that Laird sucks?!!?”

by atlantaranger on Aug 4, 2008 1:01 PM CDT 0 recs

haha

by scooterr on Aug 4, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up 0 recs

Are you sure murphy didnt do it?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 4, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up 0 recs

This is OT, but I was wondering if you could make something comparable to this.
My roommate, a damned redsox fan has that for his Vista login screen… and I thought it’s kind of cool.
I’m using this FOTF one, and it looks pretty good, but I was just curious about what you could do. LOL, maybe make a fancy rally turtle desktop. I like how the top and bottom frame thing works, because it sort of centers the Vista User Picture thing on the login screen.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Aug 4, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up 0 recs

The link doesnt appear to be working for me.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 4, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up 0 recs

...

any better?

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Aug 4, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up 0 recs

yeah

I dont have time to tweak it and such right now, but heres a quick copy of it for the rangers.
link
and a link to the rest of the wallpapers i have up
preview:

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 4, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

that's actually really good

I appreciate it. Thanks for taking the time.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Aug 4, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up 0 recs

I was going to post almost that exact thing.

by philkid3 on Aug 4, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up 0 recs

First rule of toddler fight club...

You do NOT talk about toddler fight club.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on Aug 4, 2008 1:01 PM CDT 3 recs

His name was Robert Palson....His name....

I love that movie.

by clinton33 on Aug 4, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up 0 recs

Well done

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 4, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up 0 recs

Thanks

The whole concept of toddler fight club is very funny to me. Is that wrong?

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on Aug 4, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up 0 recs

Nope...

I thought that was great. You won the caption contest in my eyes.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 5, 2008 1:18 AM CDT up 0 recs

Caption

“Next time, don’t crowd the plate when Daddy is pitching”

by scooterr on Aug 4, 2008 1:04 PM CDT 0 recs

eye

“Daddy, you said to keep my eye on the ball.”

"An effortless 98" - Scott Gardner after Neftali Feliz's first AA pitch

by RangerMad on Aug 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT 0 recs

yea

but you should see Max

by mo on Aug 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT 0 recs

heh

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 4, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up 0 recs

You asked for it.

Adam’s reaction after another JD trade.

by altercall on Aug 4, 2008 1:10 PM CDT 0 recs

Ben finally decided to pick on someone his own size

Skills Showdown: Battle of the Texas Backstops

by jparks77 on Aug 4, 2008 1:13 PM CDT 11 recs

Hilarious.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Aug 4, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up 0 recs

i vote this

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 4, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up 0 recs

winner winner

chicken dinner

Warner Madrigal makes Ezequiel Astacio look downright handsome.

by tricer on Aug 4, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up 0 recs

x

I looked at Milton Bradley, and he came over and tried to shank me.

There is no such thing as "untouchable".

by miles on Aug 4, 2008 1:18 PM CDT 0 recs

x

“You should see what I look like after a Rangers LOSS.”

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 4, 2008 1:23 PM CDT 0 recs

x

“I went on a troll hunt. Cross Steal Home and hurlerhurley off the list.”

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 1:24 PM CDT 3 recs

LOL

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up 0 recs

good

by jcAustin on Aug 4, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up 0 recs

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up 0 recs

x

You think this looks bad? You should see what I did to that Red Sox kid!

Daddy says I improved my VORK (Value Over Replacement Kid)

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 4, 2008 1:31 PM CDT 2 recs

LOL @ VORK.

That’s good.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up 0 recs

x

“That’s the last time I crowd the plate against Padilla”

or

“I thought Padilla was my friend”

by Coolbean04 on Aug 4, 2008 1:32 PM CDT 0 recs

x

“Daddy, what’s EqA?”

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Aug 4, 2008 1:34 PM CDT 3 recs

hahahahahahahaha

There is no such thing as "untouchable".

by miles on Aug 4, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up 0 recs

nice

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up 0 recs

X

Baseball tickets behind the dugout – $150
2 hotdogs – $8
1 blackeye because dad was too drunk to catch a foulball- priceless.

by clinton33 on Aug 4, 2008 1:36 PM CDT 0 recs

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

All i told daddy was,

“David Murphy is the 2nd best Rangers since he has the 2nd most RBIs on the team.”

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 4, 2008 1:36 PM CDT 0 recs

+1

"An effortless 98" - Scott Gardner after Neftali Feliz's first AA pitch

by RangerMad on Aug 4, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up 0 recs

Ha

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up 0 recs

yes

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up 0 recs

no.

by oc on Aug 4, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up 0 recs

You think this is bad...

...you should see Uncle Ben.

"sorry, I'm usually a dick by pointing these things out but 'concepted' is classic" - ab03

by Suicide Prince on Aug 4, 2008 1:37 PM CDT 0 recs

"He always had a bag of Kix in his hand," Mrs. Pierzynski recalls.

by oc on Aug 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT 0 recs

ABORT!

by oc on Aug 4, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up 0 recs

x

“But Daddy, it’s not my fault JD didn’t make a move at the deadline”

by Coolbean04 on Aug 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT 0 recs

i like this one.

i like baseball too

by bspate on Aug 4, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up 0 recs

He told Brian Thomas

That Million Dollar Baby sucks. He hit the poor kid with a stool.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Aug 4, 2008 1:40 PM CDT 0 recs

He'd be dead if he did such a thing

That Brian Thomas character knows no mercy.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

by thedirkatron on Aug 4, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

"Ok daddy...fine.

Murphy IS a 4th OF!!!”

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 1:43 PM CDT 0 recs

hahaha + 1

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 4, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up 0 recs

my sorry attempt....

“I told Daddy we’re gonna make the playoffs”

“I told Daddy that baseball is for Girlz”

“I told Daddy that all the LSBer’s know more about baseball than him”

“I told Laird that ice cream makes you fat”

i like baseball too

by bspate on Aug 4, 2008 1:44 PM CDT 0 recs

"I told Laird that ice cream makes you fat"

yes

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up 0 recs

Dad,

do you really think our lawsuit against the manufacturers of the Padilla bobblehead has merit?

by jcAustin on Aug 4, 2008 1:54 PM CDT 0 recs

"I'm sorry daddy

I really don’t think Miles is funny!”

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT 0 recs

x

“I think John Daniels and Donnie Nelson are the two greatest GM’s in all of sports.”

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288

by hinduplaya on Aug 4, 2008 1:56 PM CDT 0 recs

No

he probably said “I think Mark Cuban is a genius.”

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up 0 recs

This is a narrative not a caption, but what the hell…

The black eye occurred last evening. After being thrown at, Miguel Olivo charged the mound but was eventually restrained by his teammates. After somehow breaking free from his peers’ hold, Olivo connected with a blow to AJ Pierzynski’s face.

As a concerned spectator in the crowd, AJM Jr. toddled onto the field in an attempt to care for the wounded Pierzynski. Upon approaching the White Sox catcher, AJM Jr. placed his hands on Pierzynski’s shoulders and asked him, "How does it feel?"

Pierzynski responded by exclaiming, "like this", followed by a jab to AJM Jr’s right-eye which literally sent the squirt flying about 10 feet into the air. An astonished crowd looked on, unsure of what to do. Meanwhile, not only had AJM Jr. just experienced his first fight, but he feared he had tarnished the Morris name…

Then! Suddenly! Out of nowhere! The stadium speakers began blasting music as a helicopter began hovering over the stadium landing in the infield (a la Steve Nebraska). AJM Jr’s now-bloody face filled with a smile as his caped-hero, Miles, emerged from the helicopter armed with a chair. The obviously steroid-abusing and still wallet-less Miles began knocking out White Sox players one-by-one. Lastly, only Miles and Pierzynski remained as they danced around the pitcher’s mound. Finally, Pierzynski threw a combination of punches which Miles successfully dodged. Miles connected with an upper-cut, followed by a chair to the catcher’s face.

The apparent superhero approached Pierzynski who was now lying on the ground, barely conscious, and stepped on his testicles. Proudly, Miles proclaimed "Payback’s a bitch, sucka!"

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 1:56 PM CDT 3 recs

+1

If only for the HBK music.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up 0 recs

A for effort

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Aug 4, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up 0 recs

KANGAWOO SONG!

by oc on Aug 4, 2008 2:01 PM CDT 0 recs

+1

LOL

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up 0 recs

...

“what happened?”
“I towld daddy that O P S pwus is overwated…”

I blame it not on Ron Washington, but on society. Society is to blame. And Ron Washington. ~Ken Tremendous on Ron Washington sac bunting in the 11th vs LAA

by ivysafety39 on Aug 4, 2008 2:08 PM CDT 0 recs

When Uncle Knoxie says to get in the van

You get in the van

by wut on Aug 4, 2008 2:14 PM CDT 0 recs

Oof.

Maybe a little too far.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

Well

“The other kid can’t get out of his stroller, and is banned from day care for a year. Uncle Ben told me how to drop kick him in the nuts, and it worked”

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Aug 4, 2008 2:20 PM CDT 0 recs

Caption

“Reason # 373 that CJ Wilson should be replaced as closer”

by Aiteeyo on Aug 4, 2008 2:25 PM CDT 1 recs

here it goes

“I thought horses actually liked spurs. Stupid Rangers Captain!”

by chrisR on Aug 4, 2008 2:26 PM CDT 1 recs

Haha!

I like this one, namely because I hate Rangers Captain. Rec.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

“The tear drop tattoo has had many different meanings. When they were first worn they meant that the wearer had been incarcerated and or killed someone while in or out of prison. As times have changed however, the teardrop has come to symbolize a friend or fellow gang member or family member that has died while the wearer is incarcerated. “

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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Aug 4, 2008 2:34 PM CDT 0 recs

black eyes

-Mommy who’s Melissa Lima?

On another note Hank Blalock gave my 2 year old a black eye 2 weeks ago. Well a statue of him did, because the little guy had gotten it off his shelf and was attempting to balance it on his feet above his face instead of sleeping. Now I tell him if he doesn’t get in bed the Hammer is gonna get him!

by bushe on Aug 4, 2008 2:34 PM CDT 0 recs

Are Hank Blalock’s injuries are contagious?

by GregoryM on Aug 4, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up 0 recs

I meant....

Are Hank Blalock’s injuries now contagious?

by GregoryM on Aug 4, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up 0 recs

OT: The current ad in the upper right hand corner

30 second Bunnies. The power of bunnies compels you!

Who is the marketing genius that came up with that one?

WTF?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 4, 2008 2:35 PM CDT 0 recs

30 Second bunnies

are a flash website that recreates famous movies in 30 seconds acted out with bunnies. The ad shows a screen shot from their version of the excorsist. The one of Superbad so far is my favorite.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Aug 4, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up 0 recs

I'll play.

Now Seth will remember never to say, “I wish Buck Showalter was my REAL daddy!”

by Athos on Aug 4, 2008 2:40 PM CDT 0 recs

his kid's name is seth?

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 4, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up 0 recs

He should have named him Zach

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 4, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up 0 recs

yes

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 4, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

"But daddy I thought it was one man 4 tools.

SMACK what a cutie!

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 4, 2008 2:44 PM CDT 0 recs

x

You givin’ me the high hat?

Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on! -- Dignan

by Hypo-Luxa on Aug 4, 2008 2:50 PM CDT 0 recs