Caption contest
by Adam J. Morris
on Aug 4, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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Okay, everyone, I wanted an excuse to post a picture of my son with a black eye, so I'm going to do it as a caption contest...
In the comments, offer your suggestions for a caption to this photo. The winner won't get anything, other than me saying, "You win."
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“See what happens when you tell Daddy that Laird sucks?!!?”
by atlantaranger on
Aug 4, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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Are you sure murphy didnt do it?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on
Aug 4, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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Hey DShep...
This is OT, but I was wondering if you could make something comparable to this.
My roommate, a damned redsox fan has that for his Vista login screen… and I thought it’s kind of cool.
I’m using this FOTF one, and it looks pretty good, but I was just curious about what you could do. LOL, maybe make a fancy rally turtle desktop. I like how the top and bottom frame thing works, because it sort of centers the Vista User Picture thing on the login screen.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
by tdi1985 on
Aug 4, 2008 2:43 PM CDT
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The link doesnt appear to be working for me.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on
Aug 4, 2008 2:46 PM CDT
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"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
by tdi1985 on
Aug 4, 2008 2:48 PM CDT
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yeah
I dont have time to tweak it and such right now, but heres a quick copy of it for the rangers.
link
and a link to the rest of the wallpapers i have up
preview:
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on
Aug 4, 2008 3:18 PM CDT
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that's actually really good
I appreciate it. Thanks for taking the time.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
by tdi1985 on
Aug 4, 2008 4:30 PM CDT
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First rule of toddler fight club...
You do NOT talk about toddler fight club.
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
by trza on
Aug 4, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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His name was Robert Palson....His name....
I love that movie.
by clinton33 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:32 PM CDT
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Well done
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Aug 4, 2008 5:47 PM CDT
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Thanks
The whole concept of toddler fight club is very funny to me. Is that wrong?
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
by trza on
Aug 4, 2008 6:46 PM CDT
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Nope...
I thought that was great. You won the caption contest in my eyes.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Aug 5, 2008 1:18 AM CDT
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“Next time, don’t crowd the plate when Daddy is pitching”
by scooterr on
Aug 4, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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eye
“Daddy, you said to keep my eye on the ball.”
"An effortless 98" - Scott Gardner after Neftali Feliz's first AA pitch
by RangerMad on
Aug 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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heh
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on
Aug 4, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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You asked for it.
Adam’s reaction after another JD trade.
by altercall on
Aug 4, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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Ben finally decided to pick on someone his own size
by jparks77 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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i vote this
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on
Aug 4, 2008 1:45 PM CDT
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winner winner
chicken dinner
Warner Madrigal makes Ezequiel Astacio look downright handsome.
by tricer on
Aug 4, 2008 2:09 PM CDT
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I looked at Milton Bradley, and he came over and tried to shank me.
There is no such thing as "untouchable".
by miles on
Aug 4, 2008 1:18 PM CDT
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“You should see what I look like after a Rangers LOSS.”
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:23 PM CDT
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“I went on a troll hunt. Cross Steal Home and hurlerhurley off the list.”
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:24 PM CDT
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on
Aug 4, 2008 5:28 PM CDT
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You think this looks bad? You should see what I did to that Red Sox kid!
Daddy says I improved my VORK (Value Over Replacement Kid)
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:31 PM CDT
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LOL @ VORK.
That’s good.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:33 PM CDT
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“That’s the last time I crowd the plate against Padilla”
or
“I thought Padilla was my friend”
by Coolbean04 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:32 PM CDT
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“Daddy, what’s EqA?”
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on
Aug 4, 2008 1:34 PM CDT
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hahahahahahahaha
There is no such thing as "untouchable".
by miles on
Aug 4, 2008 1:36 PM CDT
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Baseball tickets behind the dugout – $150
2 hotdogs – $8
1 blackeye because dad was too drunk to catch a foulball- priceless.
by clinton33 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:36 PM CDT
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+1
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Aug 4, 2008 2:08 PM CDT
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All i told daddy was,
“David Murphy is the 2nd best Rangers since he has the 2nd most RBIs on the team.”
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:36 PM CDT
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Ha
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Aug 4, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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You think this is bad...
...you should see Uncle Ben.
"sorry, I'm usually a dick by pointing these things out but 'concepted' is classic" - ab03
by Suicide Prince on
Aug 4, 2008 1:37 PM CDT
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"He always had a bag of Kix in his hand," Mrs. Pierzynski recalls.
by oc on
Aug 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT
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“But Daddy, it’s not my fault JD didn’t make a move at the deadline”
by Coolbean04 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT
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He told Brian Thomas
That Million Dollar Baby sucks. He hit the poor kid with a stool.
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
by WyoRanger on
Aug 4, 2008 1:40 PM CDT
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He'd be dead if he did such a thing
That Brian Thomas character knows no mercy.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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Aug 4, 2008 3:21 PM CDT
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"Ok daddy...fine.
Murphy IS a 4th OF!!!”
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Aug 4, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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hahaha + 1
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on
Aug 4, 2008 2:47 PM CDT
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my sorry attempt....
“I told Daddy we’re gonna make the playoffs”
“I told Daddy that baseball is for Girlz”
“I told Daddy that all the LSBer’s know more about baseball than him”
“I told Laird that ice cream makes you fat”
i like baseball too
by bspate on
Aug 4, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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"I told Laird that ice cream makes you fat"
yes
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
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Aug 4, 2008 2:00 PM CDT
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Dad,
do you really think our lawsuit against the manufacturers of the Padilla bobblehead has merit?
by jcAustin on
Aug 4, 2008 1:54 PM CDT
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"I'm sorry daddy
I really don’t think Miles is funny!”
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Aug 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT
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“I think John Daniels and Donnie Nelson are the two greatest GM’s in all of sports.”
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288
by hinduplaya on
Aug 4, 2008 1:56 PM CDT
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This is a narrative not a caption, but what the hell…
The black eye occurred last evening. After being thrown at, Miguel Olivo charged the mound but was eventually restrained by his teammates. After somehow breaking free from his peers’ hold, Olivo connected with a blow to AJ Pierzynski’s face.
As a concerned spectator in the crowd, AJM Jr. toddled onto the field in an attempt to care for the wounded Pierzynski. Upon approaching the White Sox catcher, AJM Jr. placed his hands on Pierzynski’s shoulders and asked him, "How does it feel?"
Pierzynski responded by exclaiming, "like this", followed by a jab to AJM Jr’s right-eye which literally sent the squirt flying about 10 feet into the air. An astonished crowd looked on, unsure of what to do. Meanwhile, not only had AJM Jr. just experienced his first fight, but he feared he had tarnished the Morris name…
Then! Suddenly! Out of nowhere! The stadium speakers began blasting music as a helicopter began hovering over the stadium landing in the infield (a la Steve Nebraska). AJM Jr’s now-bloody face filled with a smile as his caped-hero, Miles, emerged from the helicopter armed with a chair. The obviously steroid-abusing and still wallet-less Miles began knocking out White Sox players one-by-one. Lastly, only Miles and Pierzynski remained as they danced around the pitcher’s mound. Finally, Pierzynski threw a combination of punches which Miles successfully dodged. Miles connected with an upper-cut, followed by a chair to the catcher’s face.
The apparent superhero approached Pierzynski who was now lying on the ground, barely conscious, and stepped on his testicles. Proudly, Miles proclaimed "Payback’s a bitch, sucka!"
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Aug 4, 2008 1:56 PM CDT
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A for effort
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739
by BudLight on
Aug 4, 2008 3:52 PM CDT
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...
“what happened?”
“I towld daddy that O P S pwus is overwated…”
I blame it not on Ron Washington, but on society. Society is to blame. And Ron Washington. ~Ken Tremendous on Ron Washington sac bunting in the 11th vs LAA
by ivysafety39 on
Aug 4, 2008 2:08 PM CDT
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When Uncle Knoxie says to get in the van
You get in the van
by wut on
Aug 4, 2008 2:14 PM CDT
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Well
“The other kid can’t get out of his stroller, and is banned from day care for a year. Uncle Ben told me how to drop kick him in the nuts, and it worked”
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on
Aug 4, 2008 2:20 PM CDT
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Caption
“Reason # 373 that CJ Wilson should be replaced as closer”
by Aiteeyo on
Aug 4, 2008 2:25 PM CDT
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here it goes
“I thought horses actually liked spurs. Stupid Rangers Captain!”
by chrisR on
Aug 4, 2008 2:26 PM CDT
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“The tear drop tattoo has had many different meanings. When they were first worn they meant that the wearer had been incarcerated and or killed someone while in or out of prison. As times have changed however, the teardrop has come to symbolize a friend or fellow gang member or family member that has died while the wearer is incarcerated. “
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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post
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Aug 4, 2008 2:34 PM CDT
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black eyes
-Mommy who’s Melissa Lima?
On another note Hank Blalock gave my 2 year old a black eye 2 weeks ago. Well a statue of him did, because the little guy had gotten it off his shelf and was attempting to balance it on his feet above his face instead of sleeping. Now I tell him if he doesn’t get in bed the Hammer is gonna get him!
by bushe on
Aug 4, 2008 2:34 PM CDT
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Are Hank Blalock’s injuries are contagious?
by GregoryM on
Aug 4, 2008 10:53 PM CDT
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I meant....
Are Hank Blalock’s injuries now contagious?
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Aug 4, 2008 10:55 PM CDT
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OT: The current ad in the upper right hand corner
30 second Bunnies. The power of bunnies compels you!
Who is the marketing genius that came up with that one?
WTF?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
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Aug 4, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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30 Second bunnies
are a flash website that recreates famous movies in 30 seconds acted out with bunnies. The ad shows a screen shot from their version of the excorsist. The one of Superbad so far is my favorite.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on
Aug 4, 2008 2:44 PM CDT
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I'll play.
Now Seth will remember never to say, “I wish Buck Showalter was my REAL daddy!”
by Athos on
Aug 4, 2008 2:40 PM CDT
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his kid's name is seth?
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
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Aug 4, 2008 5:32 PM CDT
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He should have named him Zach
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
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Aug 4, 2008 5:36 PM CDT
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"But daddy I thought it was one man 4 tools.
SMACK what a cutie!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
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Aug 4, 2008 2:44 PM CDT
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You givin’ me the high hat?
Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on! -- Dignan
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Aug 4, 2008 2:50 PM CDT
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"And the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse."
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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Aug 4, 2008 3:20 PM CDT
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This is what happens when you tell Daddy you like Eric Byrnes.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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The next call-up for the Rangers rotation ...
I’ve been practicin’, Dad … I’ve got the lumps to prove it !!!
Yea, though we play in the valley of the shadow of defeat, we shall fear no team ... 'cause Nolan says so !!
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Aug 4, 2008 3:28 PM CDT
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Kix Cereal
It’s THAT good.
i’m assuming it’s kix in that baggie. if not, substitute whatever it is.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
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Aug 4, 2008 3:30 PM CDT
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It looks like corn the first time I saw it
but you’re right it probably is kix
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
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Aug 4, 2008 4:23 PM CDT
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I thought it was corn, too.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
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Aug 4, 2008 5:01 PM CDT
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Daddy why does Gerald Laird..
..use the walk up song “Superstar” and not David Murphy?
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
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Aug 4, 2008 3:31 PM CDT
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I went to catch a Hamilton Homerun ball on the hill
and all i got was hit repeatedly at the bottom of the dog pile.
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Aug 4, 2008 3:36 PM CDT
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“Uncle Nolan wasnt got me in a headlock…”
Its time...
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Aug 4, 2008 3:47 PM CDT
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make that
“Uncle Nolan got me in a headlock…”
Its time...
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Aug 4, 2008 3:48 PM CDT
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"'Kay dad,
That was the last time you make me crawl under a lady’s dress with a camera. I’m only 2(?) so I don’t even know what I’m looking for…”
(AJM shakes head): “This kid is useless. Better adopt another one (again)...”
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Aug 4, 2008 3:53 PM CDT
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“Daddy, when Blalock is healthy, he’s one of the best corner infielders in the league!”
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Aug 4, 2008 4:03 PM CDT
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has anyone bothered asking WHY your kid has a black eye in the first place?
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Aug 4, 2008 4:12 PM CDT
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Isn't it obvious?
He fell down. HE FELL DOWN!!!
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Aug 4, 2008 6:03 PM CDT
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Here's what happened
He was running around the house. He wanted me to chase him. I did for a while. Then I told him, no more chasing. He ran into the kitchen, stopped, turned and looked at me, did a loud shrieking laugh and turned and started running again…and ran smack into the island in the kitchen.
It made a loud noise, and I freaked out…I was afraid he’d cracked an orbital bone or something. But it was just a black eye, and 5 minutes later, he was tear-assing around the house once more.
by Adam J. Morris on
Aug 4, 2008 6:20 PM CDT
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“Dad, I thought you were taking me to a petting zoo!”
“Strip bar, petting zoo, what’s the difference?”
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Aug 4, 2008 5:29 PM CDT
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"I love the minor leagues"
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
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Dateline: Seattle, May 9,2008
“The aftermath of the Richie Sexson thrown helmet.
Not pictured: Kason Gabbard, unscathed. However, the Rangers moved Gabbard to the 15-day DL as a precautionary measure to treat chapped lips and windburn created from the passing helmet.”
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on
Aug 4, 2008 6:29 PM CDT
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What’s “Updog”?
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
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Aug 4, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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Nothing. What's up wit chu?
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
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Aug 4, 2008 6:50 PM CDT
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All I'll say is that I'm glad Sir Sidney is gone...
I Stole The Red Finger !
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Aug 4, 2008 7:30 PM CDT
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“Why? All I said was that I wish brettgardner was my real daddy?”
Well I can pretend to be Britney Spears. I'm already standing in urine and I'm with someone I don't like.
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"I told mommy I wanted to spend more time with Uncle Ben."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
by JM Barten on
Aug 5, 2008 11:17 AM CDT
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So Adam
when are you picking a winner?
by Coolbean04 on
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