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Yeah

I just got here myself. Hey, at least we’re in time to join the new thread.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 4, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It's your responsibility to turn the tide.

I’ll give you three minutes.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn Pudge

why did you have to walk back into Schieffer’s office?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 4, 2008 8:16 PM CDT   0 recs

Whatever.

I love the fact that he showed some loyalty. You don’t see that these days.

by Slaw on Aug 4, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i love pudge

but it would have been best for the Rangers if the trade went through.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Posada, Eric Milton, and Tony Armas Jr

for pudge

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 4, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i kinda feel bad for oakland fans

not the team. just the fan.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 8:17 PM CDT   0 recs

I love TAG leaning on the Tracker. The Tracker is never wrong.

Tracker > Yankees.

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:17 PM CDT   0 recs

just another normal game against the yankees

we get screwed, can’t come up with the big hit when we need it to get us back in the game, and the very next inning the flood gates open for the yankees.

by jas003 on Aug 4, 2008 8:18 PM CDT   0 recs

Why I hate Giambi

He gets away with steroids, by not admitting to using it. Now the mustache b.s.

by gamerabcd on Aug 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT   0 recs

and people still hate barry bonds

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i was just about to say

it’s kind of funny how he got a free pass for doing the same thing that barry did.

by jas003 on Aug 4, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he got a free pass

because he’s not as good as barry. pretty weird

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I hate that he wasn't punished too

... and now nobody’s talking about his troubles, but they’re crucifying Clemens and Bonds.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

because they wont admit it.

that’s all we ask….....just admit, and we’ll forgive. it’s what we do.

i like baseball too

by bspate on Aug 4, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No Stache now. He just looks strung out. No more roid rage.

Vazquez stache > Giambi stache

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OT: Weather

Tornadic thunderstorm approaching north Chicago right now with a confirmed tornado on the ground. Tonight’s Astros/Cubs game at Wrigley Field is in a “rain delay,” though this is presumably an extremely dangerous situation given that there’s 30,000+ at the stadium tonight.

Baseball Time in Arlington

by jamcadbury on Aug 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT   0 recs

Wow

Sure hope everybody stays safe.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 4, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"If you will it, it is no dream..."

Will this image people!!

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:20 PM CDT   0 recs

I would...

.... but that image can’t come true unless we were in New York.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Details...

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why the fuck was he jogging?

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 8:20 PM CDT   0 recs

He was admiring the defense

Rather than running it out. Did they already give up?

by gamerabcd on Aug 4, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Um

My whole early-90s Cowboys worldview has been shattered:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html

(Warning—graphic language and very disturbing imagery)

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 4, 2008 8:22 PM CDT   0 recs

Ahhhh

Why did I open that?

by ScratchHorn on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

whaaaa?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If Moose Johnston had the same problem, Would it be considered beastiality?

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

My media buddy

He saw CH shake his wang at a woman reporter in the lockerroom saying he saw her looking, you want it, you like that, etc. This story jibes with his for sure.

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Aug 4, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Shitty night to get pwned

Boston is losing.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 8:22 PM CDT   0 recs

nice jinx, sir

i like baseball too

by bspate on Aug 4, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You're welcome.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

DA MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPH

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

woo murphy!!!!!!!!!!

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

Not bad Murph

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

murphy homer!!!!!

???

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

BABY RUSTY!!!!!!!

wooooo thats my boy!!!!

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT   0 recs

TARGET MURHPINATED!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 4, 2008 8:25 PM CDT   0 recs

Fourth outfielder.

With another HR, XBH, RBI, raise of his OPS…

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 8:25 PM CDT   0 recs

Oh, and...

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+ 1

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Murphy: greatest 4th OF to ever lace them up

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:25 PM CDT   0 recs

I'M HERE TO MURPHINATE JOBA CHAMBERLAIN

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 4, 2008 8:25 PM CDT   0 recs

Yay!

I didn’t even need my grammar-corrected Murph-bomb image!

by Inkara1 on Aug 4, 2008 8:25 PM CDT   0 recs

come on saltalamacchia!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 8:27 PM CDT   0 recs

"If you will it, it is no dream..."

Again people!

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:27 PM CDT   0 recs

**wills**

One more time!

by hiafex on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

Hilarious.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"If you can dream it, you can do it!"

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 4, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

David Murphy.... career starting outfielder or 4th OF

Discuss.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM CDT   0 recs

3,5

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 4, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

David Murphy = future Superstar

he’s just getting warmed up… the best is yet to come!

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 4, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think he'll be a career platoon OF

His low OBP is concerning, but if he didn’t play against lefties, I think his stats might look better.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 4, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If he played against Joba every game, he'd have 162 HR's

WHOOOOOO!

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ouch

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM CDT   0 recs

i don't wanna get in a fight

with prince fielder

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 4, 2008 8:29 PM CDT   0 recs

Knox.

Resident of Awkwardsville, USA.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 4, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Sad

Nancy is much more professional

by ScratchHorn on Aug 4, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Who is this lady?

I feel so out of the loop

by chief on Aug 4, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Eww

Shutup Knox

by hiafex on Aug 4, 2008 8:32 PM CDT   0 recs

hahahha

“WE NEED SOME MORE ACTION!!!”

“WE NEED SOME BALLS DOWN HERE”

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 4, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thomas Diamonds line...

remind you of anyone else pitching tonight?

4 innings, 5 hits, 2 runs.

by tyd3311 on Aug 4, 2008 8:32 PM CDT   0 recs

nice interview with Nancy....

and I still would.

i like baseball too

by bspate on Aug 4, 2008 8:33 PM CDT   0 recs

"Jeter going to 2nd base"

Now Tom’s having dreams about Jeter… Not good.

by hiafex on Aug 4, 2008 8:37 PM CDT   0 recs

you have to come to a "complete stop"

before you throw the ball…that’s the only thing they coulda called.

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 4, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

So says

B.J. Ryan

Formerly known as OKRangerFan

by B_Black on Aug 4, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the balk is the stupiest rule in baseball...

I umpired little league years ago, and could you tell me when the
pitcher was “trying” to deceive the runner? They were lucky to get
it across the plate.

Longtime lurker

by BirmMD on Aug 4, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

*stupidest

Longtime lurker

by BirmMD on Aug 4, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

no balks

in little league

by mo on Aug 4, 2008 9:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Laird > A-Rod


Sorry so crappy. Done on the fly.

"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."

by Updog on Aug 4, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs