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8/5/08 game day thread

New York Yankees at Texas Rangers, Aug 5, 2008 7:05 PM CDT



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4 game series vs Yankees @ Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

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9 - 5 win

New York Yankees Red-star
@ Texas Rangers Red-star

Tuesday, Aug 5, 2008, 7:05 PM CDT
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Andy Pettitte vs Matt Harrison

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing in from center field at 10-20 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 100.

 

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How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gio Gonzalez

He and his 4.24 AAA ERA are starting against the Tigers on Thursday, per minorleagueball fanshot…

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Aug 5, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers = Janitor. Yankees = J.D.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ghtd36, master of images,

we’re going to need you to step it up if the Rangers are gonna pull it off tonight. I’m expecting big things from you.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Went on a good ol' fashioned gif hunt today.

I’m locked and loaded.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I hate facing lefties. At least Pettitte can’t pitch in Arlington…

by JBImaknee on Aug 5, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

in a surprising turn of events

the rangers win

3-2

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankees win 9-6

I will continue to pick the Yankees as a reverse-jinx.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup

I. Kinsler 2b .318
G. Laird c .313
M. Young ss .292
J. Hamilton .305
M. Byrd cf .254
D. Murphy rf .271
B. Boggs lf .245
C. Davis 1b .286
T. Metcalf 3b .000

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why can't bradley DH?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what I want to know..

jog around the bases for all i care.

oh well, i assume he can pinch hit again late in the game if needed.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he's made of glass

DON’T EXTEND HIM PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!

by DaheelzCM on Aug 5, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SI Player's Poll
Which rookie has impressed you the most?
Based on a survey of 449 MLB players

Geovany Soto, Cubs C…...21%
Evan Longoria, Rays 3B…...16%
Edinson Volquez, Reds P…...16%
Jacoby Ellsbury, Red Sox OF…...12%
Jay Bruce, Reds OF…...10%

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things does not belong.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm

ellsbury is putting up .259/ .323/ .352/ 77+
longoria is putting up .276/ .348/ .530/ 133+
bruce is putting up .272/ .324/ .443/ 97+
soto is putting up .279/ .355/ .493/ 118+

volquez is 13-4, 139 strikeouts 166 ERA+ (is he really a rookie)

ellsbury doesn’t belong. in fact, murphy should be listed instead with his line of .271/ .318/ .463/ 106+

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so glad Longoria is going to run away with the ROY voting

because if he wasn’t around, Ellsbury would win and Murphy wouldn’t get any votes, and I don’t think I could handle it anymore.

I hate Boston…

by JBImaknee on Aug 5, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well it does say

‘has impressed you most’ not ‘has been the most productive rookie according to an objective statistical criterion’

ellsbury has incredible speed and what might be called an exciting style of play, so i could understand him being thought of in that context. it just goes to show though that players arent necessarily in tune to the same things fans and the media are when it comes to evaluating a player’s performance.

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Aug 5, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it does say "rookie."

And Edinson Volquez is not one of those things.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish there were a way where Josh could bat 3rd.

Don’t like to see him leading off the 2nd inning so much.

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 5, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Cuz those 3 guys in front of him all hitting over .290 NEVER get on base.

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!

by DaheelzCM on Aug 5, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well lets see....

vetran lefty who got rocked his last start…
Rangers can’t hit lefties….
Rangers won last night….
Harrison on the mound….
We seem to struggle to get to the next game above .500 from where we are…

This game dosen’t look good.

8-2 Yankees.

by clinton33 on Aug 5, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

this has disaster written all over it

by JBImaknee on Aug 5, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Salty checking in.

Harrison you better not act like Jodie Foster in the accused tonight on the mound.

None of this crying shit.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He definitely cried in his White Sox outing

And nearly cried during his last outing - at least he looked like he was about to

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much every start

except at Oakland. He needs to toughen the hell up and go after these hitters like he’s pissed off at the world.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did that guy

with the hair just say during the FSN pre-game show that Sexton threw a “bat” at Gabby during the brawl?

by 3bagbeast on Aug 5, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ric Renner is the suck.

And he reminds me of Guile from Street Fighter.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

teh suck

he needs to be shot

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question for anybody with a DVR...

You know what it means when there is a K next to a show that is recorded, right? It means KEEP. As in “hey, I liked that show, I think I’ll keep it”. So that’s what I do last night after the game is over is KEEP the great walk off win that I now will have until I decide to make room for another big win.

Well, I come home tonight and tell my wife that she missed a heckuva game last night but that’s OK because it was so good that I recorded it for her.

The next words out of her mouth were “Oh, I think I deleted that game today”.

She had no idea what the big K was for.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 5, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A question for you

Why does she have access to the DVR? They have lock codes on those things for a reason.

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!

by DaheelzCM on Aug 5, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awww

That sucks. I still have the game on my DVR, and will probably be keeping it for awhile so let me know if you like it enough to want a VHS copy. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excuse me...

Do you have the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball?!

by chief on Aug 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shhhh

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is this VHS you speak of?

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!

by DaheelzCM on Aug 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the predecessor to the DVD

I don’t have a DVD burner, so VHS would have to do

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

I had a feature on my TIvo with DirectTV that would put deleted stuff in a deleted folder that you could get back if you had enough space left. See if you have that on yours.

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!

by DaheelzCM on Aug 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Already checked it..

I didn’t think I had to worry about having to keep her from it. I thought I was the only one that ever deleted anything on our recorded list, what with all the Oprah’s and Dr. Phil’s that are eating up all my space.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 5, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scene control is needed at your house my friend

Dr. Phil???

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!

by DaheelzCM on Aug 5, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gdawg checking in

Gdawg is ready to go!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gdawg

be amped?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gdawg

be pumped!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Nadel walkoff call

I understand there was some clamoring for Nadel’s call of last night’s walkoff, and I’ve presented that (as well as Ian Kinsler’s great 10-minute interview on the Hardline this afternoon) here:

http://mvn.com/mlb-rangers/2008/08/05/this-club-is-incredible/

by jamcadbury on Aug 5, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to shabby

Maybe im just weird, but I really like how Josh calls big moments. When I lived up at school I would always goto Texasrangers.com and watch all the highlight clips with his calls, maybe thats why.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss listening to Nadel on

Longview AM-1370 KFRO.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

I used to go out to my car and listen when I was in high school.

Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!

by DaheelzCM on Aug 5, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nadel is the best in the business...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 5, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird opening to The Ticket's interview with Kinsler

Rhyner says “On our phone now Greggo, we are joined by…..”

He obviously meant Korby and not Greggo.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a bit.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have known

I don’t listen to them anymore obviously.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tvants:

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=3dc0c82ff4f9d86b81ecb6a7bad78e4f

I’ll look for better…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or:

sop://broker1.sopcast.com:3912/6003

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or:

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=81c572d57c2e82bb6a57a214e3872344

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Matt Harrison pitch at least 5 innings today?

I’m going with no.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I say yes.

Adrenaline pumping in front of a big crowd, playing the Yanks…I think he pulls one out.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully he's not crying already

This could be a huge confidence boost for him if he does well.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

He’s got Hawkins with him instead of Connor.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

Already K’d Damon. Great start!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, chumps!

Let’s do this!!!

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers = Dr. Kelso

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pwned

lol!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Insert wah-wah trumpet.

Tinypic that shiz, dude.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dork

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bwahahahaha ..

I have seen way worse bandwidth stealing pics, you are lucky it was only this.

by Melmart1 on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can steal all the bandwidth i desire :)

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great start

0-2 already

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

they just showed the flags…they are crazy windy!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wheewwww.

BOYS PUMPED UP. – Major League 2

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice matt

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 pitches

one strikeout. B-E-utiful

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The crowd is excited

Harrison is rocking and looks confident on the mound.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woo, go harrison

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What would be a satisfactory

performance for Harrison tonight? If he could hold the Yankees to 4R over 6 innings, I’d take it.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that would be acceptable

hoping for 6/3.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd definitely take that.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

95 holy shit

Check the mitchell report

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

andy hawkins effect =p

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is some crazy wind...

just hit flyballs fellas.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the Harrison

Jason has a disturbing crush on

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not too bad

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Matty's done his first inning job

Time to get some runs

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Harrison is READY TO GO

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What is that from?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its always Sunny in Philadelphia

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

It’s funny how he’s gotten a free pass in all of this crap.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laird in the 2 hole...

I love it.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 hole = donut hole?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0.o

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Working the count and getting a walk

atta boy

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Padilla

More family business in Nicaragua?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He uses those like I do sick days

Maybe he just lies in bed and plays video games too.

by chief on Aug 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, I guess I don't care

As long as he keeps pitching well.

He just seems to go a lot.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if someone in his family is sick.

That’s why Pedro Martinez went back to the Dominican.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did he bail

again?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Apparently he’ll re-join the team in Baltimore…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THX!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Ham.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tough matchup

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesn't hit lefties that well

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0.o

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quit that

MFer!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Byrdman on deck!

I’ve never been that excited to say it.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

H-Bomb!!!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU'VE BEEN HAMPWNED!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That a'boy

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO JOSH!

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you take cover?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOO

Hey, now THAT”S what I like to see when I fire up the ballgame. HAMMMY!!!!!!!!!!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit a homer Byrd...

why not?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MVP! MVP! MVP!

Sorry, Kinsler. I’ll chant for you when you do something, too.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAM.


"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

That was going to be a hit anyways...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrd is on fire

He’s a Phoenix!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

best 5 spot hitter ever

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best Evah!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Juando

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hit the bag

that wasn’t really him

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No HR, but that was acceptable

Now, come on Murph!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And little Petite

is up to 24 pitches while Harrison was at 9 for the first inning.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon boys

Gotta get Pettitte now, while he’s on the ropes!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Any mlb.com'ers

you guys have any audio?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want AUDIO!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Audio! We don't need no stinkin' audio.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Andy's pitch count is increasing...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Lewin

“This is Yankee medicine jammed right down their throats. They’ve been wearing out opposing pitching staffs for…”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Z here?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ah murph

you worked the count so well

just couldnt hold up on that last pitch

oh well, you cant ask for 5 runs every inning. weve got the lead and he threw a lot of pitches. great success

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

D'oh Murph

Geez.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They stole my sign

I was the first to put on LSB that Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

after reading it on another site with another player/person

i dont think you can quite lay a copyright claim on that one.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't going to try...

and I fully understand that statement was not made by myself.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm moving soon into a place with FIOS

If I bought a slingbox, do you think enough out-of-marketers would donate a small amount for me to offer the game over the internets at good upstream?

by chief on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So what happened with Pudge and Joba yesterday

and the whole Joba injury thing?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joba off to see

Dr. God in New York… the doctor who sees players with serious injuries.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harrison hits A-Rod

Ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did that hit him?

Or did it hit the bat?

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If by annoying, you mean creepy

You are correct

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT and the Joker circa 2008

prove they are awesome.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

local storm

Just wanted to point out that my house in Benbrook just experienced a freak thunderstorm that came out of nowhere. The sun was shining and my gutters were overflowing at the same time. Knocked my satellite out temporarily. Really weird.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure

It wasn’t Hamilton’s HR?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

You were the recipient of a Hambomb, Mr. TheRed.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Benbrook, eh?

My folks live there…

by JBImaknee on Aug 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine too

Small world.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Aug 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harrison

He’s got everything working for him tonight

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 on 1 out

he has everything working? I guess it’s relative.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang

I thought he had him

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit his ass

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just throw it inside

he’ll have flashbacks…

by JBImaknee on Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Just K him

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bos and KC tied at 1

another Boston loss would be amazing.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Royals

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lowly?

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol@lewin

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pull it together harrison.

i believe!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i willed that to happen

woooot.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love the double play!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooooo!!!

Sweet double play

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSS!

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice snag for the DP

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH

Suck it Yankeeeees!!!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Harrison getting lucky.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just right there

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

especially since it involve both ARod and Sissy boy

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+2

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played, Suxson

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

“That’s a better reason to throw your helmet right there.”

~Josh Lewin

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our announcers just pwn Little Richie, don't they?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the Kinsler interview with the HL today worth

listening to?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel uncomfrotable with things actually going well early in a game

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell F Yeah!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooo Boggs....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Boggs!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woo, boggsy

/dominate pic

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HECK YES

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We have

NO 4th outfielders on this team son.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOGGS!!!!

Why not have a leadoff triple

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boggs

get you some

by JackDublin on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOGGS!

way to go.

by esme on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tres bases.

Love it.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOGGGGGGSSSSS!!

I love this game so far.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No nonsense CD

put your bat on the ball

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get him homeeee

Or dieeeeeeeeeee

(When you read it, sing it like opera, thats how I did it.)

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boggs loves outside pitches

I guess Yanks forgot some scouting on him

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

davis

lets see if he gets the SF this time

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what?

oh well. having a go of it i guess

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw the DP

Damn mlb.tv is slow tonight.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD has an eye now?

I love it

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good eye, good eye

swing if he grooves it though

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

creepy as hell

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

my penis does that too.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmfao

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

I know all this is all in good fun… but that’s a bit much IMO.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its times like these im glad you can close a post down

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

forgot about that

nice

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

worst thing I've ever seen

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WORTHLESS

All 11 homeruns now mean nothing.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WE know metcalf is gonna mess it up

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh, got lucky

ill take it

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to you

so nobody cares

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cano

Thank you for that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray!


"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

too early for flair!

don’t jinx us

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See chris davis thats how you do it

Just put the bat on the ball, and shit happens.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

davis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metcalf

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, you take metcalf

ill take davis.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CD

Obviously he grew up a Rangers fan, and I guess he was a catcher to boot.

Anyway, he said before the game today apparently that yesterday he was so in awe and nervous of standing in the box while Pudge was behind the plate that he couldn’t bring himself to look at or talk to him.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wahahahaha

This is funny.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw crap

Well, at least we scored one.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, it counts

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler slump

in full effect. Can’t wait to have him hot again, hopefully saving it for some meaningful Sept.

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Our first-half MVP has a 560 OPS since the ASB… he really needs to snap out of it.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well right now Young is hot, so is Gerald

Let him work things out and be ready for stretch run. Same with MB out of lineup.

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random. Is anyone able to pull up Josh's HR on Gameday?

they say it’s available but nothing shows on my laptop

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gameday video never works for me for some reason

no other problems anywhere else

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got it

And it’s pure awesomeness.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a shit

throw

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or maybe MY's fault

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on harrison

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Christenson is stealing 3rd watch...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason is back in the bigs?

He’s still in baseball?

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by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 on 1 out

you can’t keep doing this Matt…

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by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

are you sure about that?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw Jeter

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

w00t.

Need it. Dino Dino Dino.

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by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you welcome

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FEAR THE DINO!!!

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Success!

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF

now my sat feed is on fritz too. That storm must be doing something weird, continue the play by play. Need some update waiting on satellite.

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Matt

Just throw strikes man…

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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy testicles!

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by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was sweet

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice DP

well done

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by WhipSmart on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a nice DP again....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Metcalf

I don’t care if he can’t hit. If he plays defense like this everyday, I want him starting.

by Coolbean04 on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I heart ...

... Chris Davis.

by Melmart1 on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

metcalf.

pretty good.

by esme on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love it when CD

Goes into the splits like that

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"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

defense defense defense

awesome

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone seen that Corona blue chair commercial song?

it’s really depressing

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Approve.

I’ve got a bunch of new gifs, but I’m trying to spread them out.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where do you get them?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I’ve always wondered where you find those.

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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You would really be surprised what you can find on Google Image Search.

Just sniff around for a while and you’ll find a boatload of good stuff. Tinypic is good to search, to name one place.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And when you Google Image Search...

...set it to search only for gifs. Helps a lot.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do you know on google image search

when it’s an animated pic though?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just gotta click on it.

See if it moves. I hate to make it sound unscientific, but just snoop around. Spend 30 minutes searching, and you’ll find a lot of really good ones.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't tell them!!

we gotta keep our secrets, man…

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by WhipSmart on Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, I know.

But I don’t want to hog all the fun.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus, it's not like there's one place where ALL the good ones are.

If you find it, you deserve to use it, because it does take a little time and effort.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if everyone knows

this baseball blog would just turn into 4chan lol

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by WhipSmart on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

I just think everyone should just be reasonable.

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by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where did you find the ari gold pic

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly don't remember.

I get ‘em from all over.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankees fan in the stands...

guy was wearing a Yankees hat and Cowboys’ tee…he looked stunned hahah!!

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let me guess...

he’s also a Lakers and Red Wings fan.

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by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That ...

... makes me sick. The tshirt-hat combo, not the stunned look.

by Melmart1 on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't fault him.

My favorite teams are the Texas Rangers, Miami Dolphins, Phoenix Suns, and NY Rangers.

by Coolbean04 on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least...

those aren’t the class bandwagon teams. While not exactly all in one locality, it’s at least not all the top teams of each sport.

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by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

am I the only one

in south FT. WOrth that there dish network went out?

by blueballlefty on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mine did too

But in South east dallas

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And miraclously returned

only to be dropped again.

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine's out too in Mansfield

There’s umm…a couple of clouds out there…no rain yet though…

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by Dirk Diggler on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How are those both strikes?

quite the strike zone

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

getting every call now

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was talking about earlier when laird was batting

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Ron

Get out here and tell ‘em what you think of this zone! This is bullshit. I could get big league hitters out with this strike zone.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heard today that yesterdays ump has thrown out most managers this year

How does a crew not get some review by MLB if he’s that pathetic of a strike zone.

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harrison is allowing a lot of baserunners...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

It’s almost like CJ Wilson is starting…

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone expect otherwise v the yanks?

so far so good in my book.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure...

but that’s still just two singles, thanks to some well placed defenders

by kevinkinsler on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sattelite

darn it,,,,,,,hope this “no service” does no continue

by chadallenfan on Aug 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I got to see one pitch

YAY!

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the DP pitch?

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fail NY

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Excellent.

You’re learning.

But again, just be reasonable. I think everyone gets pissed when the page gets slowed down by too many pics. You’re a reasonable guy, so I’m not worried about you.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

harrison's a double play beast

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO!

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

This DP thing has to stop. We got to give them some type of a chance

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, I love these GIDPs.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

another DP....woooooo

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by Captain Fubar on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Metcalf looks good

too bad his bat doesn’t equal his defense…

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by WhipSmart on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice...Dish came back in time to see Arod GIDP

love it

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by Dirk Diggler on Aug 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DPD has been working.

Someone bring out the single play squid.

Oh wait, too late.

by philkid3 on Aug 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go rangers!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec.

:)

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awright boys

Another good inning for the defense. I’d forgotten how much of a vacume cleaner Metcalf is at third… if only he could hit, right?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

byrd is feeling it

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

all the way to 2nd

nice.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

It looks like Byrdman has woken up.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't this about when he got hot last season too?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually this is about when he cooled off last year

But since Ron has him in the 5-hole, it’s really good to see him getting hot.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

I thought he finished strong. But last season is kinda a blur to me now.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

byrd is pretty good

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Belief

It really seems to me like this Rangers team believes they should be a playoff team this year…It just drives me nuts that they split with Seattle!! And Hamilton damn well better be the MVP if the Rangers even get close to getting the WC.

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrd is just doing everything

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrd can do no wrong right now.

He’s locked in, in every single way.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet SB

Molina had no chance on that ball.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good job murph

station to station or something.

this is ronwa baseball

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Were beating NY in their own game

Small ball and then let the big guys have some free swings.

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Z

New thread, please.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

davis

gets another chance here

by kevinkinsler on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go, Beasticon.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not bad

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

davis is no good at SF’s

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can haz sac fly?

Hooray!

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yes!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhm...

...about that…

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that’s so beautiful

by naropean on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ban

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by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slays baserunners by inducing double plays

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by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Crude

But I like it. Rec.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta show love to

Microsoft paint

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only program I use.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty good for being pretty obviously quickly done.

I like.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually had it from a Harrison start a couple times ago...

The neck shadow on the picture from Harrison Ford made it nearly impossible to make it look completely natural, but I did have to do some face shading to tan Harrison up a little.

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by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

72 pitches for Pettitte.

I like.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NYY pen will be taxed

by the end of this series. Must avoid getting Ponsowned tomorrow night.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Harrison go.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish we could see more of this Harrison

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by hinduplaya on Aug 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we will

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully

this is how hawkins is letting the young guys pitch their game, harrison did this his first start too b4 connor got a hold of him

by kevinkinsler on Aug 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what i'm talking about

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I called 5+ innings.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He looks really good tonight

Not scared, like he has the past few outings.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOT

How much of this sudden pitching improvement is Hawkins induced???

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think a lot

harrison is just throwing is just trusting his fastball and painting it on both corners

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

andy hawkins' work?

or matt harrison just pitching the way he is capable to?

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Told ya

Harrison just needed to meet up with Hawkins again

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what's harrison's pitch count??

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by hinduplaya on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

68

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

68

40 strikes, 28 balls.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

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by hinduplaya on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawkins will be a saint

by the end of this game (or season)...

that’s what good to decent pitching around here will do for ya…

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/8/5/587568/game-thread-part-2

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no

why? its not filled up yet

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think these fill up on their own?

Adam’s not here to close them….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Z's job then

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so?

many gameday threads don’t fill up.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinslump.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why do you do a dive?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you are not smart?

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"you"

as in the same “you” that dove. not “you” as in Gdawg1

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey looks who gets the call?

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

look*

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go to new thread

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Tom Grieve...

for finally being an announcer calling out a runner for sliding into 1st.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Two FOTF walks tonight...

o.0

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I will not go to new thread...

this one is not even at 450 comments yet. 500 is usually the limit for creating a new one people.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

every gameday thread fills up…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strike Zone continues to widen

wish TEX would get the benefit like that

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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