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Game Thread Part 2

Is that Kenny Rogers out there?

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i hope so

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT   0 recs

0.o

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT   0 recs

rangers are gonna win this game

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

that's BS!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

Boo who?

And damnit, you stole one of my reserves. But you got there first.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I have a sneaking

suspicion we have largely the same reserves. I’ve seen you throw out a couple I had stored up.

by BHill on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

We probably do.

shifty eyes in your direction

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Heh

Reminds me of this:

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i just dont get it.

why do players dive. i just dont get it. it totally slows you down.

by thad728 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

but it puts dirt on your jersey which increases the grit factor

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Aww.

Nice try, Laird.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

i think he was safe

if a catcher slides into 1str and it’s close, you gotta give him the benefit of the doubt

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Bah

Gerry shouldn’t have dove. Showboat.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Should be 2 on 1 out

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT   0 recs

Whats up guys

Just spent the past 20 mins speeding through the DVR to catch up on the game.

Nice to see some good defense behind Harrison.

by Brandon W on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm ready for Sat night.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No kidding man.

I just want to see Felix, Choice and Stanback in action. That’s all.

by Brandon W on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you see...

...the Charles Haley story on Kissing Suzy Kolber?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

my wife worked

for a gym that he owned, he showed up there one day and tried to take her on a date! Kissed her on the forehead and told her she was pretty, needles to say she quit soon there after! but the ? is what do you do if CharlesEffing haley kisses your wife??

by blueballlefty on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

I hope Stanback is healthy, if so, he could be an absolute beast, maybe to the point of being the 3rd receiver.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I disagree with the analogy...

Sprinters break the tape with their chests…runners are safe or out based on their feet

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT   0 recs

maybe

but your foot is closer to the ground than your hands. sliding dumb

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Two FOTF walks...

o.0

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT   0 recs

433 posts?

pulling the trigger a little early.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT   0 recs

this thread is not

AJM approved

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Neither is David Murphy...

But that never stopped him.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i think so

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Exactly...

It usually needs to get to about 600 comments before we take it upon ourselves to create a new thread.

DO NOT POST HERE! THIS THREAD IS A FRAUD

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

But I’m not gonna complain. Fresh threads are always welcome.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Not when fresh thread is dreaded thread 2

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that was just a little high hammy

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT   0 recs

He did this in the 1st inning too though...

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Man

Red Sox just upped their lead to 3-1 and have runners at 1st and 2nd with no one out and Ortiz at plate.

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

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by hinduplaya on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT   0 recs

Please don't get thrown out...

PLEASE.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

that was a good pitch

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

poor hammy '

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

Right call if the first pitch is a strike

nearly the same pitch as the first strike only a bit more inside the plate

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

Dude...

Aside from maybe a couple minutes between the 2-4 innings, Harrison has looked awesome tonight.

Hawkins—> +1

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

Whoops...

Spoke too soon.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

SHIT!!!!!

Went from amazing catch to terrible moment

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

ah murph

dropped a run.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

oh no

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

SEE PEOPLE!

This is why we don’t go willy-nilly creating new threads. We crater out of the bot 5th with this new thread, and now Damon gets a triple. You all suck.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

Get over it already

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I would be griping...

if Z had started the dreaded thread 2 and we started sucking.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Because we generally suck during thread 2

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

then ...

wouldn’t it be better to get it out of the way early?

by BHill on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

huh?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT   0 recs

That was tough.

I can’t believe he got to it at all.

by Brandon W on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT   0 recs

bullpen will be interesting...

frankie 3 days in a row?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT   0 recs

You tell 'em Tom

Bragging up the Rangers?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT   0 recs

Hahahaha TAG!!

That was EPIC. GIF please? lol.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I love hearing Tom go off on people

Someone sick to their stomach from hearing so much about the Rangers. Welcome to the world of those who AREN’T Red Sox/Yankees fans…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   1 recs

+1

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

AMEN!!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't get ...

... why they email a RANGERS telecast and ask for them to stop talking Rangers. Hellooooo. Typical Yankee fan sense of entitlement.

by Melmart1 on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+4

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

Marlon, that was funny

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT   0 recs

oh man

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT   0 recs

tom is funny

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT   0 recs

Uh-oh...there goes Tom...NY fan done made him mad....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT   0 recs

What is Harrison's PC - anyone?

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT   0 recs

79

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

7 innings?

Maybe?

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

no

Ron takes him out after 85 remember

by blueballlefty on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Bah.

Eff Ron. He can go get tossed again for all I care. (SARCASM).

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Windows Vista...

he finally upgraded from XP.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   2 recs

Ha... alright...

Nice pun.

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Heh

I laughed.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

very funny

you get a rec from me

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Grieve on war path

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT   0 recs

There goes shut out

Yet, come on harrison control the strike zone. Finish off inning strong.

by gamerabcd on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT   0 recs

Pretty slider there.

K!

Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT   0 recs

I just sent in this email to Tom and Josh

“In Reference to the Yankee Fan”
“Get over yourself. All the Pro-Yankee sucking up in the national press makes me sick too. Time for them to have a taste of their own medicine. “

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT   0 recs

Hope it gets read

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Knowing Josh...

it has about a 15% chance of being read, which is fairly decent odds.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 5, 2008