9/11/08 game day thread 2
Tempting fate by starting a 2nd thread with Jamey Wright warming up...
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is nippert in the '09 rotation
bottom line: yes or no?
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where is EH '09?
Can’t be AAA, imo.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nipple hater!
You didn’t even want him in the bullpen a month ago.
by hiafex on Sep 11, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
Probably, yes. Because I’m not confident about signing a quality SP in the off-season.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if there's no trades or FA signings
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, we made it to a second thread
Attendance is up tonight.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the influx of ladies
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
forgive me if I cant remember someones posts
but i cant think of a single woman posting here regularly last year mid season. bev occasionally i guess.
strange turn of events for an internet sports message board.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just started posting here this season.
Nothing to forgive yet.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just started here this season too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't start posting until the very end of last season
But I’d been lurking since June or so.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Sep 12, 2008 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
shroomer…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Sep 11, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no!
It’s all gonna go to his head…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Sep 11, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
I was getting tempted to post some very incriminating comments.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
Post them anyway
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fine
“well, it is almost my birthday”
but you have to figure out what it was in response to…
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
I’m not that good at clues.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She needs someone to go with her to LaBare's.
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No clue what that is
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooookkkaaayyyy
I’d think about going. Male dancers kinda creep me out. Is that wrong?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only problem with Dido...
…is her collaborating with Eminem…
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to look at it from another angle...
…Eminem wanted to work with her. Presumably because her music is so moving.
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
I’d say Eminem was slumming it, and I don’t mind either.
Dude, Seamus Heaney is an Eminem fan.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Sep 12, 2008 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
100+ pitches, down to 92mph, take him out.
"I'm a dirty mouth with feet" - Tori Amos
by Rangerchick on Sep 11, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
Female Ranger fans = Not mythical creatures?
by hiafex on Sep 11, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mythically wonderful.
and yet somehow real.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I was gonna answer, but I like her response better.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of you should make a Rangers all-female fan club...
And show up at the Ballpark. Then I would believe you. :]
by hiafex on Sep 11, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I lived closer
I have a feeling Rachel and I would be at many games
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
soon, Micah.
soon.
And now apparently it will be an even that must be documented for proof of our existence.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I'm sure other people believe in you
You don’t have to do it just for me. :p
by hiafex on Sep 11, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soon?
Are you finding me a job in Texas?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No,
I just figure one of these days you’ll make it down here for a visit and a game!
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping
The Snake Pit keeps begging me. So does the cookie lady.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kam Loe's fan club
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they actually his fan club?
Or are they going to rename themselves when he gets released?
by hiafex on Sep 11, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They actually are his fan club
And they (and I) will be devastated if Kam is released
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't mean to sound so cryptic about that
I just hope that he can find a niche in the bullpen.
by hiafex on Sep 11, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No...I know it's a chance
Kam has struggled in the past. I still heart him though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's pitched pretty well in the second half though
Has to have earned himself some consideration for the ’09 bullpen.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so.
I would cry. Maybe more than I cried when NIx and Tex were traded.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean
I would cry if he was no longer a Ranger
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
The people I worked with thought someone had died.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Read my tearful farewell
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was initially a bit sad to see him go as well
From the standpoint of cheering for him for so long. But that sentimentality turned to hatred fairly quickly after I saw how he treated ATL.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
I was sad at first too. But my feelings have changed.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually,
If you can just get a fake RN license somewhere, I can get you a job today.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha...no nursing for me
My mom’s a nurse. I’ve heard enough stories to deter me.
I applied for a job working for the Rangers earlier this summer. They didn’t want me though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to figure out a way to talk Dr. Keith Meister into thinking he needs a critical care-experienced RN in his office.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh...good call
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I go to the Ballpark all the time.
How many members do you require in this fan club?
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 2 baserunners
should probably just be awarded home plate so as to just accelerate the inevitable.
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of a line...
…I believe by Thomas Pynchon…
Where the seedy protagonist in the novel writes a check at a store, and the proprietor considers whether to just go ahead and tape it to the side of the cash register right then, with the rest of the returned checks, to cut out the middle man.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pynchon
Do you enjoy reading his stuff or were they required readings for school?
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pynchon
I liked the Crying of Lot 49. Vineland was like Anchorman, in that there were some really excellent parts, and yet it wasn’t all that great as a whole. V was neat.
Gravity’s Rainbow, I don’t know what to say about…it wasn’t even like reading a book. It was like some other sort of artistic/literary-like experience, and I’m still not sure it was worth the effort to get through, although I can admire the intricacy and work that went into it.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never heard of him
The new Neal Stephenson book arrived yesterday in the mail, though. Maybe I’ll read it during the hurricane weekend.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winchester
non-fiction – British dude, very readable stuff – krakatoa, geology, history, cool stuff
I’ve got his latest sitting here ready to read – about China
by shroomer on Sep 11, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pynch
tried to get into Vineland…couldn’t do it. Tried to get into Mason & Dixon…couldn’t do it. Maybe I’ll try Crying of Lot 49 next
Sir Alfred Duggan is a good Brit author. Histroical fiction stuff. A little tangental, I know, but whatever, I like his books
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nippert
After 5 innings, 50 strikes and 44 balls. That’s not great.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Effectively wild?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel sorry for Jamey Wright
He should be shut down at this point, but Ron just keeps throwing him out there.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Sep 11, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
Anyone have any thoughts about this Salvia stuff I’ve been reading about, that is about to get outlawed because of YouTube?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
buddy said its a trip
he wont try it again
by laxtonto on Sep 11, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have nothing against saliva and I hope it continues.
My mouth gets really dry without it.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salvia is the absolute PWNZOR1!!1.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salvia
Beautiful flowers
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice hardy plant
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Sep 11, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is Eric Hurley's status entering ST '08?
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean '09?
Hopefully he’ll be healthy. At this point, that’s all I want.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eric Hurley
why can’t he a be a #3 nex year, honestly. ..?
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
Reading TR Sullivan’s rotation predictions the other day, he made it sound like the Rangers wanted him to spend more time in the minors, but I thought he pitched pretty well, save for that one time they rushed him back off the DL.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the fuck else fills it out
Millwood, traded as soon as possible. Padzilla, fine, we’ll stick around with him. BMAC is a lock for the rotation. Then I’m thinking EH and Nippert. That has to be it.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nippert with the hoodie on
Looks like he should be in “E.T.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to stop watching it. I really do.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's like a train wreck
You just can’t look away
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Sep 11, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
Great birthday gift for you
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Question for Adam
I’m in the process of selling my company do I need a contract lawyer?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on Sep 11, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
I’m a divorce lawyer, so this is out of my area of expertise.
However, I would at least consult with a corporate lawyer about what you are doing.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever represented a member of Lone Star Ball?
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's still time...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've listened to all your podcasts
save the last one. Should I go back and listen to it? Worth it?
by shroomer on Sep 11, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed all the podcasts
They were great morning listening at the office
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Divorce lawyer
have you ever represented a client/s that make you question the institution of marriage?
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
couples
that get so nasty, petty, mean-spirited that they ruin the whole idea of it for you.
I was a banquet captain for a while and I did a few weddings which made me vow never to get married in the “traditional” big production way.
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah
Although I have been involved in some of the nastiest divorces you can imagine, I generally don’t let them project into my own life.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 11, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good for you
I’d imagine it’d be harder to refrain from Rick Jamesin’ a bitc…client rather than letting it effect you
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
???
What?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New fanpost directed at thedirkatron, FirebatM3, and Longhorn.
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I just read it
What’s that about?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Difference of opinion on the ceiling of Marcus Lemon.
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh
Missed that, I guess
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I mean I missed their difference of opinion on Lemon
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prospect or no....
where does he fit on the team? In 3 years we SHOULD have the middle infield sewn up and possibly have our UTIL guy/s sewn up as well consisting of all internal candidates
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funny part
Is how he calls dirkatron Dirk Atron.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i dunno

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I hope there are many recs for you sir
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ears are ingenuis
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why thankyou =p
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome
Good work
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK NO.
EOM
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you want to play it cool like Jeff, yes.
If you want to pull a Rev, no.
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That does quantify as a hell no
Just to be 100% clear.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
REC
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steal Home
is one self proclamation of greatness from being miles
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Thank you so much, Oliver!
I was trying to figure out so hard, why this would be a relevant image to post.
I knew you’d come through.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by Chase Irwin on Sep 11, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that was the first time i bothered to figure out how to make an animated gif
now I have the urge.
ideas?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
adobe fireworks
although im sure there are free things that do it.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stuff for Padilla
Maybe a superimposed Padilla head on godzilla wrecking a city?
by laxtonto on Sep 11, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Make one of MY diving and missing on a ball hit to the hole (if you can find him diving, that is).
Like this:

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then
Make a YTMND like this.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YTMND
wtf does that stand for?
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really haven't the faintest idea
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're the man now dog
the original image/sound page of a soundclip from “finding forester”.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was that?
And he actually thought he had a chance at that ball?? Wow!
by RangersOCD on Sep 11, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their uni's look like Red Sox
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ex Ranger
Gabe Kapler.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch!
I’m a fan just because he was always great on BAD radio
by RangersOCD on Sep 11, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ideas
Gerry scooping some ice cream
Bradley swinging and landing on a gurney in all the same motion
a picture of MY with an albatross flying past and pooping on his shoulder
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice, you win.
quantity and quality. ill see what i can do.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got another one
MY adjusting his cup, like that pic we post around here from time to time.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know if i could get myself to animate that motion lol
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crop the chick out.
Rotate her right arm up about 140 degree (counter clockwise)
Then flip her from one frame to the next.
On the side of this flipping image, add text to each frame.
“Let’s”
“Go”
“Ran-”
“gers”
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Chris Davis
are you trying to win me back?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's kinda what it looks like
I mean, he’s said some things too…
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
we’ve both said some things we regret….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a country song
That that is reminding me of… that apparently does not exist per Google.
Maybe it’s a work in progress from my head and it’ll make me a ton of money next year.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Then you can buy the Rangers and our plans can commence.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't succeeded in nabbing him yet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found it.
there is ONE reference to it from Google
Jeff Carson – “Not on your Love”
and the first YouTube result is um… manga.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard that song
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you now have your wedding soundtrack.
by RachelB on Sep 11, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds great
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 11, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAY
another win in another lost season
What's the rumpus?
by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 11, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frankie Frank is ridiculous
Absolutely ridiculous. Pitcher of the year.
by Joey Matschulat on Sep 11, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fearless FrankyChipmunkCheeks
"I'm a dirty mouth with feet" - Tori Amos
by Rangerchick on Sep 11, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a chipmunk animation
throwing nuts….
by laxtonto on Sep 11, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his K's over his last few outings is very impressive
2
2
1
3
2
2
2
1 (1 batter appearence)
2
couple had 1.1 innings, but impressive regardless.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
15 ks in his last 8 innings to simplify it.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 11, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 MM
POY indeed.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woooooo!!



We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, wins have been kind of scarce lately
Gotta give it all I’ve got.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 11, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Axe the Pickard and the Roxbury.
They’re just not clever.
by oc on Sep 11, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Dr. Who one was out of the box.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 12, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone have a clean .gif of it?
i see potential.. wash hicks and JD.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 12, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(roxbury)
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 12, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that I can find
But it really needs to be Hicks, JD and Nolan since Wash should get fired sooner or later.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 12, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
happy birthday to me
and good night to you
by RachelB on Sep 12, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy 22
The Rangers almost stretched the game into your bday.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 12, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I'm kinda glad I can finally go to bed now though, I'm exhausted.
Just means they’d better win tomorrow.
(How sad would it be if they played past midnight tomorrow, and there would be no Rangers outcomes whatsoever on my birthday?)
by RachelB on Sep 12, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh
Don’t say that. Baby Harrison will get the win for you
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by baseballismyboyfriend on Sep 12, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah im disappointed
saw that seattle gave up 7 runs and assumed morrow got lit up. that would have pleased me.
but he only gave up 2 of em.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 12, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 12, 2008 12:48 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Shep, you are ascending to GDT godliness
I bow and offer a rec as a sacrifice to your greatness.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 12, 2008 2:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sneak preview that im going to rename in a minute
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 12, 2008 2:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didnt work


the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 12, 2008 2:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The eyes
The eyes are epic.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Sep 12, 2008 3:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
final tally
9 .gifs have been made, all pretty polished if I do say so myself.
tune into tonights gameday thread for further info.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Sep 12, 2008 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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