9/17/08 game day thread
Detroit Tigers at Texas Rangers, Sep 17, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
Yippee!
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lineup BREAKING NEWS!!!
B. Boggs lf .229
M. Young ss .277
J. Hamilton dh .303
M. Byrd cf .297
H. Blalock 1b .260
N. Cruz rf .329
C. Davis 3b .275
G. Laird c .283
J. Arias 2b .265
arias bats 9th! davis moves up! think the “chat session” worked?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
while i like the leadoff switch
why is blalock above cruz again? or was it my imagination that cruz was hitting 5th.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
best guess?
maybe it’s because the lineup changes up like this
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http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Doubt...
it was the “chat session”, but it’s a step in the right direction.
Still no Board Game though.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
That POS
was supposed to play today, no?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Yep...
probably a soar pinky or something very serious though.
I say for every game Board Game misses in the last 2 weeks because of injury MY should get to go up to him and kick him square in the balls and say “all you have to do is fucking DH”.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I love the man, but...
he sure screams “malingerer” in the last month or so…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Naw, it's not the chat session
It’s the presence of Boggs in the lineup that gives RW another supposed “speed factor” to put up there.
My question is why the F do I have to watch Laird catch – AGAIN???
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
WTF
you been???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Puffer arrested
The Ticket just reported that Puffer has been arrested. I missed what it was for but for those interested…..there ya go.
what its for is.. creepy
“attempted burglary… with intentions of sexual assault”
Some woman called the cops, they find puffer around.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Some groupie ho
changed her mind…he split when she called 911…betcha
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
See Fanshot
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Yippee!
That’s more like it, AJM.
Thanks!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
12-0
Rangers Win. Rangers Sweep.
"Tommy Hunter will be the best pitcher on the Rangers in 2009" Me- August 14th, 2008
Cool Cool Cool!!!
Texas Rangers throw party for Hurricane Ike kids in Dallas
Psst…click on the blue…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
wooo GO RANGERS!!!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
WTF
you been???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
well Rodney...
I was trying to have me a lovely Cajun vacation in N’ Orleans but Gustava ran my ass out of town.. so I went to Houston.. Ike ran me out of town so I just said BEEP this.. and flew to Hawaii for a week.. your sister doing alright? I think it was your sister who was having the difficulties?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Nice to have you back, bud.
Mr. Blake is a tough little shit! Eight weeks have gone by, he is recovering from his esophagial surgery, is back on an oscillating vent, and hopes to move up to a C-Pap soon, and start drinking milk.
Thanks for asking, sir.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
thanks Boss...
Oh GOOD happy to hear it!! :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Why?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
All the women would be banned
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I could break out
the epileptic seizure laser eyed cat….
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
NOOOOOOO
Only over at Halos Haven
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Unnecessary
rec
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
my cable box never shows the HD games on teh schedule
so I end up with 2+ recoridngs of “squawk australia” on my DVR every night.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
you go Mr. Bobcat!
that’s almost better than being there..and you’re not sweating or anything :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
thats not bad...
it’s SOOOO worth it!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Nip Nip
Scrotum…sez Sturm!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Did you ever find that image?
The one with the kid smoking at the table with a funny tag line. You posted it a while back, IIRC.
Did Ben survive the hurricane?
by inactive lsb user on Sep 17, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's pretty dang busy nowadays...
In the past month:
-Football has started, I’ve gotten married, and I’ve moved.
Not a lot of time for much else.
by Brandon Worley on Sep 17, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
that Dusty Nipples..
is evolving into quite the pitcher these days..what a nice surprise :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Hey Boomer how are you sir?
I was chillin in Hawaii for a week after running from 2 hurricanes..how are the 6 adorable pets doing?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Big island?
Did Ben survive the hurricane?
by inactive lsb user on Sep 17, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
hi Chase...
no my friend has a condo in Waikiki.. I can go whenever I like.. I think I’d get too bored on the Big Island after a few days.. I need a lit’l action.
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
*Giggle*

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
hahaha
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Cool vacation
I was born in Honolulu, believe it or not.
Did Ben survive the hurricane?
by inactive lsb user on Sep 17, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
So was Scott Feldman
Any chance you knew him as a kid?
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Feldman?

Did Ben survive the hurricane?
by inactive lsb user on Sep 17, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
that’s really cool..what a beautiful place to be born in.. I was born in paradise ..I’d love to be able to say that.
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Great
Life is good. Glad to see you are alright.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
thanks stud!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
His ERA is still over 5 since the all star break
its not just his first couple outings.
i remain unconvinced, but would be very glad to be proved wrong.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
who isn't?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
I honestly don't mind knox.
Theres just not enough good material for as many segments as they do.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
And if attendance is down
How often can he find an “interesting” fan?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, at this point
I think the interesting fans are the only ones there thses days.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
good point Jonny!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Milton Bradley..
yep I’m afraid Rodney was correct as per usual when he used the word “malingerer” …
it’s always something it seems like..
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
The only thing about having stuff as electric as his
Is guys like that often have control problems.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Eric and Victor
Are talking about how violent and aggressive Gary Sheffield’s swing is, and Victor said it might have been the most viloent of his generation…
Hank Blalock anybody?
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
ha h
I cringe at Hank’s swing. It makes my back hurt.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
speaking of attendance..
a little roll call..
for the locals, how many times did you go last year, and how many times this year?
I went somewhere around 12-14 times last year, and have only been to 5 this year.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I suck...
0 times this year….sigh.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
RODNEY..
you live in the “metroplex” and not one game? What kind of fan are you?? :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Alright!!!
I’m considering going Saturday…I like fireworks.
I am bummed I haven’t gone yet this year…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
you're going for the fireworks?
pssssssssshhhh
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Come'on
I already admitted I suck…it’s been a rough year, but biz is picking up dramatically…I gotta have a little fun, right?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Be there opening day 2009 or your fan membership is revoked.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Will do!
Let’s get a gang together.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
If you guys ...
… are serious about getting a group of LSBers together for opening day, I will make the drive up. I have always wanted to go for opening day.
Heck yeah!
Why not…I’ll pop for the tix, and people can paypal/send me money!
Let’s revisit this often, and keep the dream alive.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I could definitely think about Opening Day
I’d have to fly home right after (if I still have the same job, that is…).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I could if I can be allowed to take a day or half day off work...
that’ll be right around when we implement SAP so they may not allow any vacation time to be taken.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
That would be awesome!
And believe it or not, it would be the first game in years where I didn’t have to take care of a kiddo. I always take my nephews to games and end up in line for snacks or taking them to the bathroom and miss like 7 innings, lol. Should be fun to have adult company – or at least children in adults’ bodies, haha.
When spring training starts, how about I start a thread to feel people out and see who has interest? Or is that too early?
We'd probably need to know when tix go on sale
So I don’t think that’s too early.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I just tried to check
when tix went on sale this year…google was not my friend.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Don't hold me to it
But I think it was early March for non-season ticket holders.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think
you are correct.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I do not acknowledge you...nevermore
:p
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Perchance, I may be...
be you “Guinevere”?
You’ve read Alfred Lord Tennyson? I’m impressed.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
That's knock, knock, knocking
Not
“A blot in heaven, the Raven, flying high, Croaked, and she thought,…”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I used to participate
in speech contests in junior high and they thought I was sinister enough to do Poe well, so I recited his poems. So that is the first thing that popped in my head when i saw ‘nevermore.’ Cool word!
And I meant ...
“Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels name Lenore?
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore.”
“Prophet,” said I, “thing of evil! Prophet still, if bird or devil!
Whether Tempter sent, or whether Tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate, yet all undaunted-on this home by horror haunted -
On this desert land enchanted-tell me – tell me, I implore -
Is there – is there balm in Gilead? – tell me truly, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Tennyson:
Let Love clasp Grief lest both be drown’d,
Let darkness keep her raven gloss:
Ah, sweeter to be drunk with loss,
To dance with death, to beat the ground,
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Tennyson:
Many a cascase they left behind them, many a sallow skin for the swarthy raven with horny beak to tear; the livid corpse they left behind them for the ern with white tail to gorge as carrion, for the greedy war-hawk, and for that gray beast, the wolf of the weald.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I don't see
the word “nevermore” in any of those ;)
Those are beautiful stanzas, though. But in the interest of not arguing all night, just admit I was right and we can end this.
How's about
Longfellow…or Tyndale?
Check it out…
Ok, I quit.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
hahaha,
quitter!
But seriously, I see what tangent your brain took. Mine took another, but funny we both thought of famous poems.
Now let’s stop quoting poetry to each other or people are going to start to wonder, haha.
GUINEVERE by ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON
A blot in heaven, the Raven, flying high,
Croaked, and she thought, “He spies a field of death;
For now the Heathen of the Northern Sea,
Lured by the crimes and frailties of the court,
Begin to slay the folk, and spoil the land.”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Perfect Timing!
Get this together early, and get the tix we want/need.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
It would be a lot of fun
Getting TO Texas is never a big deal for me. It’s getting around once I get there that tends to be a pain in the butt. I either have to rent a car (tough because I have no credit card and the places I can afford won’t take debit) or beg a friend to drive me around. It’s rather annoying.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Hello Dolly!!!
What about Ms Nurse?
She lives close to the ballpark too.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
That would rock
I probably can’t fly in and fly out the same day. I can’t afford that. It’d have to be a long weekend. Probably fly in on Thursday. I’ll have to see what my financial situation does.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking ...
.. of making it a mini vacation myself. I have a $100 hotel gift card burning a hole in my wallet. So if you are serious about staying overnight, we could use the gc and split any difference. Just a thought. Of course, I have no idea if any of the Marriott chain hotels are around the ballpark, but I am sure there are some.
I'm sure there are some too
We will definitely have to stay in touch about this. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless some huge emergency comes up
I’ll plan on using my tax refund to attend opening day. Hopefully I get one next year :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
We know Chase and OC have gone a time or two this year, and AJM went to a couple games…
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
I think Lisa went to quite a few
Rachel went to a few too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
In late here
Dad passed away on Saturday rather suddenly (he had lung cancer but we weren’t expecting it this soon) and I have been pretty scarce this week.
Yep, we’ve done right around twenty games this year. We went last night and we’re going Saturday, Sunday, and Wednesday.
We had a 14 game plan :D
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I liked those 14-game plans.
Sorry to hear about your dad, Lisa. Thoughts and prayers for you.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear about you father...
my condolences.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Next week I will go to my 20th and final game this year.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I'm an odd duck
I only went to 2 last year but have been to 10 or so this year. Which has to do with moving from San Marcos to the DFDub.
I have been to 20 games.
Among the highlights:
The Ponson/Grienke day game.
The Murphy walk-off against the Blue Jays
The 10-4 comback loss to the Angels
The Harrison debut
by oc on Sep 17, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at the Harrison debut also
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Lowpoints:
The April day game against the Angels.
That was about the worst Ranger game I had ever been to.
by oc on Sep 17, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If all goes well...
I’m planning a trip to Texas some time next season to watch a game or two. It would be fun to have a LSB night conveniently around the same time :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
I concur
A LSB night would be fun
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Whenever I get out to Texas
To go to my first game at the RBIA, I would love to go on an LSB night.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Only DShep?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate is such a strong word.
However, I do not drink. You could just give me the money though.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I would buy you a
[ dot dot dot ]
Did Ben survive the hurricane?
by inactive lsb user on Sep 17, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
LAMF can comp your flight
I’ll put ya’ up…deal?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
actually I would..
If Jon wanted to go that bad.. I don’t mind spending $$ if it makes someone else real happy..
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
offense better get in gear
detroit is putting up 8 this game
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Nadel couldn't believe it either
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-thedirkatron
hit it slow enough and he can get to anything.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
well I'm not watching on a 42" screen..
so I couldn’t tell if it was 5" or not.. SIGH
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
nah, i think he was shifted over there
"Tommy Hunter will be the best pitcher on the Rangers in 2009" Me- August 14th, 2008
has laird heard of an off-speed pitch?
seriously get teagarden in there
"Tommy Hunter will be the best pitcher on the Rangers in 2009" Me- August 14th, 2008
Interesting stat...
Nippert has 22 BB’s in 11 games in which he has pitched to Laird. 8 BB’s in 7 games pitching to all the other catchers.
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-thedirkatron
The teeth
distract him?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
hahaha
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
w00t!
Icecream for Gerry!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
It looked like he didnt even tag him
why sweep, put your glove down.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
how bout that NELLIE!!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
come on Baskin Robin..
let’s get a hit here..
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
so he's reached his limit?
ok time to bring Tea in!!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Yay...Taylor being interviewed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
DShep
we need the Cruz Missile!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
singles and defense need not apply
extra base hits only.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Throw in a BBQ sandwich.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Hehe, Ron Swoboda
My cousin…I used to eat at his bar & grill.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
your cousin?
where is his bar and grill?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Burnt to the ground
maybe 15-20 years ago. It was in Nebraska…tons of Swoboda’s in NE.
Too bad I wasn’t so much into baseball when I used to talk to him…he had a ton of Mets memorabilia in his bar, very cool to a kid/teen.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Who is screwing with TT
Funny when they stuck the foam finger up his nose.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Hey said Bmac is throwing pumpkin seeds at him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
To bad he can't throw the ball like that.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
hahaha
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Poor B-Mac
He needs some of that luck that his last name implies.
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-thedirkatron
Cruz should have called him off.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Agreed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
No harm though
Just an extra pitch that is all
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
i choose to blame arias
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
What... just... happened?
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-thedirkatron
No harm donee
now can we score a run?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Now for the crudest, stupidest rally turtle ever.

its a turtle i swear.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
LOL
Tom Hicks is that you?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Damn 1-1
On Arias when FSN came back from the break. sigh what is new.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Woo - LEAD OFF TRIPLE
Or … probably a H and a E…but I’ll take it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Whew
I thought Arias was gonna be out for certain at third.
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-thedirkatron
RBI groundout
Well, at least it scored the run.
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-thedirkatron
what ever happened to Steal Home?
I hope nothing tragic while I was in Hawaii?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
was he really?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
hi O C
yeh I do love Hawaii.. hell I might as well.. I got a free place to stay there lol
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Finally banned by AJM
Thank god.
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-thedirkatron
i think AJM banned him for something
he made some long fanshot on a new account saying he was leaving.
iorange555 disappeared too..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
iorange555
Wasn’t that bad. IMO
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
awwww I liked the Orange boy..
he was harmless really
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
he told me not to be negative in a GDT
big mistake.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Actually
I kind of busted Steal Home and Nice Hands as being one in the same one GDT… don’t know about iorange, but SH did have at least one alternate ego.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/8/30/604423/8-30-08-game-day-thread#8437935
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-thedirkatron
Scroll down to FanShots on the main page
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
thanks Jonny
how dramatic!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Yep!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
ROFL LOVE IT!! HAHA
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
michael young could easily end up under .275
yeah.. thats not working for me.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
as much hell as I've been giving him
he has had 2 broken fingers and that cyst on his wrist for most of the season…that can’t be comfortable while trying to bat. I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt this year, but if it continues through say june next year…i’m done
Broken fingers or no
He’s still a shitty defensive player who isn’t even worth half of his 80 million dollar contract.
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-thedirkatron
Fucking Brett Gardner!
No reason for it today, just felt like getting it out there again.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
No
I think we all can come up with some that were way worse.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Most involve kids under the age of 5 too
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Nah...
there’s been 100 worse
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
This is the first year I've been able to watch the Rangers on their local channel since I was about 9.
So I guess I may have missed a lot, but that has to be the worst of the year.
OT: OC you ever call the Vistas about the apt?
Cause if you sign and refer me we both get 100 bucks off rent for one month
There's a little bit of an issue with the Vistas.
by oc on Sep 17, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Did they find out you like to
Take a shit while you eat a sandwich while smoking a bowl? :)
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I was pre-approved for an apartment back in July.
But, then I backed out of it. Work issues.
So, I don’t know if that matters.
by oc on Sep 17, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe he's just been Nippatized..
ooops I forgot what happened the last time that word was used by SGY
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
looks like a mendoza/wright/loe day.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Even Cruz sucks that inning
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
What happened to MY?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Probably his fingers or wrist flared up
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-thedirkatron
Aaaaarrrg
It’s another slow game…

Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
I was going to make it smaller
But I didn’t think you’d be able to read “french fries not included”.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
haha you've been duped by Wash..
when was the last time THAT happened? :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Byrd's throws
Have been pretty wild lately.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
clipped wing?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Luis Mendoza
Has taken over Franklyn German’s role of coming in and making other pitchers lines look worse than they really are.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Yes he has
He has enough trouble keeping his onw runners from scoring let alone anyone elses.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
We should know better
than to hope for a sweep
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Oh crap....
Funny pic, to take the edge off?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Speaking of vampires ...
… you and Jon were raving about that “Moonlight” show, so I have all these Pepsi Points on Amazon that you can turn in for free TV downloads, and I love vampire themed stuff. So I downlaoded the pilot … the woman who plays that Beth chick is an awful actress! I didn’t like her one bit. I liked everyone else though. But please tell me she does a better job, or I may not download the rest.
Well...
In my opinion, she did fine – but then again, I was usually lost in her eyes for the majority of the show, so…
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-thedirkatron
See...
.. women’s eyes don’t do it for me, lol. The men are nice eye candy, I admit but that isn’t enough. It started slow and things picked up a LOT at the end, so it seems encouraging. But I still thought she overacted. Not novela overacting, but still not good.
In her defense
She is british. But then again, Hugh Laurie is british, and he does an awesome job on House.
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-thedirkatron
Did you know ...
… the actor from “True Blood” who plays Bill the main character is also British? And so is Jonny Lee Miller, who is in another newer show that I adore, “Eli Stone.” They are very impressive in their mastery of other accents.
Interesting
I also know Anna Torv, who stars in the new “Fringe” show is Australian. Seems like there’s a lot of foreign actors/actresses coming over and showing good abilites to imitate our accent these days.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Did you ever watch "The Wire"
THe guy who played McNulty is a Brit, too. That one blew me away when I read it, cus he has that Baltimore thing down good. I used to live in VA and visited MD often. There are definitely some crazy peeps up there.
Never seen The Wire
From what I hear though, I’ve been missing out.
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-thedirkatron
Dude, are you high?
Man, if you like too real cop shows, go and rent season 1 soon!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
It's getting REAL UGLY..
REAL QUICK
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Need a double play
Really bad.
Right here.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Or not
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
There goes any chance
At a convential DP
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I feel really bad about this
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
i was all over this one
“His ERA is still over 5 since the all star break, its not just his first couple outings.
i remain unconvinced”
“detroit is putting up 8 this game”
granted 8 runs against the rangers happens.. a lot.
and mendoza might be my least-favorite ranger pitcher of the past few years.
the preceding post was a great success.
that's true Shepster..
Mendoza is getting a Botts like try out here.. with Botts like results.. ok maybe a little better than Botts :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Mendoza wishes he were botts
His ERA is over 8.
I bet thats the highest of anyone with 50 innings pitched.
the preceding post was a great success.
It has arrived, folks

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-thedirkatron
well done sir!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
I have seen enough of Luis Medhoza
I don’t even want to hear his name next Feb.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Six-run 5th, Josh
Don’t get ahead of things.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Mendoza does in fact have the worst ERA in baseball of anyone with over 40 innings pitched
the preceding post was a great success.
His -26.3 VORP
Is 694th in all of baseball. That’s dead last, BTW, and it doesn’t include tonight.
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-thedirkatron
I wonder if AJM sitill likes him.
he was making comments indicating so in not too distant past.
the preceding post was a great success.
heh
OT again…to anyone who has played Madden 09? Do you just absolutely want to jump in the XBOX and strangle Cris Collinsworth?
And that is any different from
watching him on TV?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Crap...there was our double play ball
But Ramon couldn’t handle it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Vazquez gets up dust himself off and...
…slowly raises middle finger to crowd and says beep you!
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
LOL
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Ramon should have gotten in front of it...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Alright...is Clay Counsil still around?
Maybe he can pitch for us.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
It has looked like Tiger BP this inning
so, yeah, probably
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
He had to have thrown close to 100 pitches to Josh
in the HR derby. He can do it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
I thought that inning was gonna last all night.
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-thedirkatron
haha
that was just one inning? Thank god for vodka and cranberry juice!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Pour me one,
stranger! Good to have you back. I prefer my vodka in the form of a dirty martini, but a Cape Cod will do.
well thank you doll face!
Why am I not surprised that you like your drinks dirty too :)
I love a nice chilled dirty martini as well (with ice chards)
be careful ordering those at bars though..bartenders stick their fingers in that olive juice all night .. I know ….I used to bartend :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Whiskey with a
beer chaser here…I’m cheap and easy.
:-)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Whiskey and beer
are not cheaper. Easy is another story
If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient
A friend of mine always told me
that if you are going to be cheap, don’t be easy. If you are gonna be easy, at least make them pay and don’t be cheap. Of course, this was a woman with a husband and two boyfriends, so probably best not to take advice from her.
Wow...I admire her stamina to handle three men
No thanks for me. One would be plenty.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
haha handling 3 men..
that’s stamina? :)
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
I think so?
I don’t know. I haven’t had the privilege of handling one yet, so I’m just speculating on what it would be like to juggle three.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmm
Sounds good. I’ll stick to my Coke Zero … unless the game gets uglier.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
DIet Pepsi here
I have two beers, an unopned bottle of Patron, half a bottle of Whiskey and two bottes of wine gathering dust. It sure is tempting …
Get on it!
what kind of a self respecting writer has dust on his bottle!?!
If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient
Her bottle...
But ya’, I Guhgree.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Dust on the bottle
You just reminded me of a great song.
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-thedirkatron
Ha ha
Somehow I knew YOU would be the one to bring that up. Even though I was thinking it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
That predictable, am I?
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-thedirkatron
Haha, yeah
I am a lady, like Rodney said. And I haven’t had a drop of alcohol since May. Sad, huh? It’s not on purpose, just haven’t had any. I guess now is as good a time as any to go and do it.
Need someone to send
a care package?
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
In my fridge
I have two beers and five Bacardi Mojitos. They’re looking better with every pitch.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
and you're waiting for?
the Tigers to score 10 more runs before you make the walk of shame to the fridge??
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Eh
I’ll be making that walk shortly, I think
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Me, too
… I don’t care for regular Bud too much, but a friend left it here one night ages ago, and free beer is my favorite beer. I’m not picky when its free.
I like the new Bud Light Lime
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I like that one
too, actually. Didn’t think I would. I like the new flavored beers by Miller, and I hate Miller beers, usually. I like most beers, but High Life or Miller LIte are just gross. But that cactus beer they have is really good.
yeh I would if I were you..
I started my walk a long time ago..when things started going downhill
As a long time Ranger survivor..I know that feeling real well..
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Yo Mendoza!!!
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"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
by Rodney on Sep 17, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
OH MY GOD..
that’s is very Milesque.. bless his heart!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Dammit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yeah, I'm still here...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Speaking of Manny, his ops for the year his now 1.015, above his career ops
reports of his demise may have been exaggerated.
the preceding post was a great success.
He's also facing NL West pitching these days
That’ll help your OPS.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
12-1????????

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
RODNEY
is that that sweet pussy cat that’s running loose around Galveston?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
yeh he's sucking pretty BAD..
we may have to change his name to Bill Black and Blue.
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Underrated line of the year
lol
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
My question is
When will we get to see Brian Gordon in this game.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Over under on Tiger runs tonight
I’ll put it at 20.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
16-1?????????????????????????????????????????

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Evil witch then, eh?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Don't like kitties? Well then...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
by Rodney on Sep 17, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
For some reason
This image is extremely funny.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
I was cry-laughing when
I found it…lol!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
It reminds me of the Josh Hamilton
“are you not entertained?” pic
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
I LOVE cats.. so much..do you Rodney.. either you do or you have a cat fetish..
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
well I know he likes those..
but I don’t think they meow and purr.. but what the hell do I know?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Ha ha ha ha ha
I seriously lost it when I read this.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
that makes two of us...
first lady of baseball..
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
I love cats...
I used to have one that was 20+ pounds…for realz. He used to beat up on lap dogs in the old ’hood.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
My friend
had a 23lb cat, its belly dragged on the ground when he walked. She swore he was all fur, but he was just fat.
Mine was Simone.
Named after Nina Simone.
Oh sheesh, I miss my baby kitty :(
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Hers was named TJ
and Nina Simone is the shit. I looove the ladies of that era, to have a voice like that. Billie Holiday is awesome as well. Read ‘Lady Sings the Blues" if you haven’t already.
Don't Ev'an!!!!!!!
My best kitty was named TJ…after a book I read when i was very young “TJ The Cat”.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Haha
I have no idea why she named hers TJ, but he died a few years ago, and even though I always made fun of him, I miss that gigantic furball. It just isn’t the same leaving Sophia’s house not being covered in orange fur. She names everything though. All of her cars have been named after members of either the Cure or the Smiths.
well what happened?
to Simone? How old?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
My ex-wife took him
after she had moved out for 1+ year…she had issues, for true.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
holy shit..
that was one WELL FED pussy….OH MY
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
i dont know about 1 per minute though =p
heres the best cat ever though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbwpgyRUv5g
the preceding post was a great success.
we convinced them to pull all their good players.
weve got them right where we want them.
the preceding post was a great success.
Yep...
I think we still have a shot here.
But only if we can bring Mendoza back to finish up this game.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Heck...
let Teagarden pitch.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I switched over
to Bravo and am now watching “Top Design” but i guess I am just a glutton for punishment, because I find myself flipping back. WIlll it never end?
I have two Netflix movies waiting for this game to end
“Made of Honor” and “Baby Mama”
Not sure what to expect from either one, honestly.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Baby Mama
was pretty funny. I like Greg Kinnear, but he was only so-so in this movie, which is fine because it really is all about the ladies. “Made of Honor” is a typical dippy chick flick. OK if you are bored but not worth owning or seeing twice. Just my opinion.
I occasionally like a good dippy chick flick
it’s a nice break from reality, because I know they could never happen.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
They have their
time and place. But if there are women standing around a table singing or dancing, I am out. For some reason, this common chick flick device drives me up the wall.
Ha ha
I like singing and dancing. One of my faves is “The Penis Song” in “The Sweetest Thing.” Bwahaha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That was funny
I admit. Though the part at the end where they sing Aerosmith was hilarious. I was thinking more along the line of like “Practical Magic” where they dance around the table drunk or “Waiting to Exhale.”
But the best
ever singing in a chick flick is from “Bridget Jones’ Diary” where she is shiftfaced singing “All by Myself” and then passes out. Haha.
Ha ha. That's good too!
But I get where the cheesy singing scenes could get old.
I don’t like Cameron Diaz, but I seem to like every movie she’s in.
I also love anything Mandy Moore is in (except that American Star or whatever one).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
OH
“American Dreamz” .. yeah, anything wiht a ‘z’ at the end makes me not want to see it. As a copy editor, that just drives me insane.
Yeah, I wanted to like the movie
Funny cast. Interesting concept. But it was just boring.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
rangers losing by 15 while 18 games out of first
produces strange things.
the preceding post was a great success.
why pay for pitching when you can get on of these cheap

"Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard."-- Bob Uecker
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Sep 17, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
We might have a better chance with the tee
tonight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Atleast the tee wouldn't walk anyone
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
well done sir!
Anyone who has THE MAN David Murphy in their screenname is cool by me!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
since we are in such random territory
I present the great pac-man in light, 10 second exposure masterpiece.

the preceding post was a great success.
What the heck is this?
You keep posting pics like this…but is it a program or what?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
light writing
digital camera left capturing for 10-15 seconds, flashlight and such to “draw” the image.
figured out how to do it last night and messed around for 20 minutes.
the preceding post was a great success.
Fun
Never seen that feature before
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
"Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard."-- Bob Uecker
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Sep 17, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
Is John Rhadigan losing it...
I could have sworn opening day was on April 6
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
it is on april 6th
i asked off work for that day already
"Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard."-- Bob Uecker
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Sep 17, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha...I have them right
But FSN clearly has them wrong. April 6 is the day :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
does Adam Morris still work here?
I could of sworn we would of been on our second game day thread by now.
Or are we being punished for the Rangers sucking tonight?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
They have rewarded us in small portions this year
I’m still new enough to this fandom that I believe the real reward is always just around the corner.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
talk about..
beating a dead horse!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
I think he is still without power
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
haha he's had ENOUGH!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
AJM is still
without power…f’ing Hurricane Ike.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yep
If it gets to the point where we have like 550 comments or something and people’s computers can’t move, I’ll volunteer to make the new thread id AJM or Z isn’t around by then.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
I know I said I broke up with him
but Chris Davis is winning me back.
He has a nice mouth. :-X
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
I was hurt
But it’s hard to let him go
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, it was all about the snub
I tried to get him to stop and sign in KC and he merely nodded (like the one-nod, I see you there) and kept on walking.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't give CJ a chance to snub me in Surprise.
I chose my moment of approach very carefully. He was winded from drills and could hardly move.
He snubbed me a bunch in 07
Three games in Anaheim
Three games in Minnesota
And one game in KC
I finally got him to stop at my LAST game in KC
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm here...
And I see a score of 17-1 and a gamethread of almost 500 comments. Did I miss anything good?
If you like a lot of non-sequeter discussion
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Discussion about opening day
You in?
I’m tentatively planning on coming down.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You gonna put up Micah?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Sweet
Melmart said she’d get me from the airport. We girls could have a fun time :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome!
It’s all set then…enjoy the snow up there, Micah.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Shhh
Don’t say that word yet. It sounds like we’re going to have an early winter. That could mean halloween costumes over the snow suits.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG,
When I was in SoDak Halloween was cancelled one year, because we had a blizzard going. Poor little shits, I felt bad for them.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Well..
cancelling trick-or-treat
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Otherwise
I would like to cancel Valentine’s Day. And from now on, we’ll just celebrate Pitchers and Catchers Report Day in February. That’s the only thing I celebrate.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I have two of my own
So no
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Book me now
Unless some HUGE emergency comes up, or I get a new job and don’t have the vacay, I will use my tax refund and/or Christmas bonus money to be there. It’ll probably be a long weekend…if you feel like putting up with me (and Melissa!!!) for a few days :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
absolutely
I’ll have to write it down somewhere to remember to schedule a few days off there.
Talking about next year’s Opening Day makes me less sad that the season is almost over!
No kidding
When the 2009 schedule was released today, I immediately printed it out and hung it up.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Done!
I’ll help, if I can.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
You're in charge of tickets, right?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I will do that.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
If LSB Opening Day happens
We have to go find Knox. Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Opening day Knoxstalk?
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Ha ha...or do something to make him come to us
Jon, you better be there.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Wish I could be
But it’s sadly unlikely, considering my finances.
You never know though. I guess it’s possible.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
I think he meant he'll get them
And we pay him back.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
No Halloween?
I would be crushed, its my favorite holiday. I bake a ton of stuff and make themed food and my nephews come over and one goes trick or treating with my sister while the other hands out candy, then they switch. My youngest brother scares people and we do a haunted graveyard. It just wouldn’t be right if we couldnt do all that.
I'm just eh about Halloween
New Year’s Eve is my favorite holiday. I don’t know…there’s something symbolic about changing the calendar to a new year.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I dressed as one of my friends for Halloween yesterday
’cause we never bothered to come up with costumes. Yeah, we just switched clothes.
I’m working Christmas and Thanksgiving this year. The only holiday I care to be off for is New Year’s Eve.
We have a haunted house at our business
So I have to dress up every year. I have the same costume though. It’s some weird goth-devil looking thing.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I was supposed
to be born on Halloween, that was my mom’s due date. I stuck around an extra nine days. BUt my mom says that is why I love Halloween so much.
I used to like New Year’s, but one year I was the newbie at a grocery store and had to work till closing- midnight. That pretty much ruined New Years for me after that.
Looks like I haven't missed much...
by watching the KState/Louisville game tonight and cleaning my apartment
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
BOOOOGGGGSSS!!!
Hey, it’s something to cheer about.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Brian Gordon
Looks a little like Hank’s half-brother
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
16 runs?
and we’re losing? Come on, offense!!!! Carry your weight, dammit!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Very true
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Note: my sarcasm.
Obviously the only weight being carried is baggage of failure.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 17, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
that's not true..
Gerald Laird is carrying plenty of weight.
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Hahahaha!
Zing!!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 17, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
tonights game

"Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard."-- Bob Uecker
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Sep 17, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
I bet tonight's fangraph would be pretty boring
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
Yeah...
he did that during the interview Taylor was doing earlier. BMac was also throwing seeds at him.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
I would looove that.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
We found out it's impossible to score a run
on Brian Gordon!
Should he have started?
Or is Detroit just tired of running the bases?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Some whrere Steal Home is smiling
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Bwaha
Sorry, first ever attempt at making images…
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
- Emo Phillips
well I heard she had this pic..
and Gerald Lairds press kit pic to chooose from so she chose the one that looked better.
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
by LAMuscleFag on Sep 17, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
OUch!
You are so mean to Gerry, but I can’t help but laugh. If I didn’t know better, I would think you were pulling his pigtails, like boys do to girls on the playground that they like. But I do know better, and that is definitely not the case here, haha.
hehe just a little good natured ribbin..
actually I don’t think Gerry is that bad looking. That particular pic is horrendous ..he just needs a new pic with a good photographer..hes not a bad looking guy if he fixes his teeth.. not my type by any stretch of the imagination..but not as bad looking as he looks in that pic.
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
by LAMuscleFag on Sep 17, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Even for tonights thread
This is a bridge too far.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
-1
"Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard."-- Bob Uecker
by dmurphnextrusygreer on Sep 17, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You are a dude
with a fake pic…betcha!
But damn funny!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
lol rangerchick is getting crushed.
i feel bad for her.
but then i have to mention, you always put a subject on images so people can click on it to close them.
the preceding post was a great success.
Sorry
Rookie mistake.
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
- Emo Phillips
by Rangerchick on Sep 17, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
MF, CRAP, FIDDLESTICKS!
I have a large deal closing tomorrow, and my processor is taking the day off…sigh…at least she called me and told me…
good for her that she called me at 9:30pm, she is a stand-up lady…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I don't know
what a processor is but sorry to hear that. At least you know that at the end of a long day, you can come home and watch the Rangers game and hang out with all of use and see poop pics!
Ummmm,
I don’t have cable…I am on the “Ray” plan…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I think that's where Ray Romano picks your plan...
and all you end up with is my27 against his will.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Listen...not watch.
KRLD all the way!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
+1
Listening to baseball games has kind of become a lost art.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
If I didn't have MLB Extra Innings
I would definitely listen. I enjoy Nadel and Rojas.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhh
When I lived in Jersey, I bought the radio plan online for $15 for the season, which I think is the best bargain ever. I listened to lots of radio games that way. I like it, but now that i am back home, I am spoiled on having it on TV. Especially since my rent is all bills paid, including the cable. I only pay for HBO and my HD box.
we love her!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
by LAMuscleFag on Sep 17, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
As do I
Prolly why I cut her too much slack…she’s good though.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Some people earn some slack
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon Max
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
Why bring in Feldman right here?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
They're trying to kill him
Just like with Jamey Wright.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
so who's doing the new thread..
Jon Boy?
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
How many comments do we have?
I’ll put it up if the people want one.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
billions upon billions
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
by LAMuscleFag on Sep 17, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do they insist on bringing back the McRib?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I don't really care for much on the McD's menu
Now the cheesy tots on the Burger King menu…another story.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I rarely eat fast food
so I wasn’t even aware of cheesy tots at Burger King. The ones at Sonic are pretty good.
No sonic near me :(
Sad too, because I looooved their diet cherry lemonade.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
of course you do!
I would expect nothing more from a man of good taste.
I LOVE it too.. I swap out the fries for the fruit salad and the diet lemonade.. with the chick fil a sandwich on WHEAT and I’m doing REAL GOOD
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
by LAMuscleFag on Sep 17, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
A Chick Fil A
Another thing that doesn’t exist up here.
My brother misses Whataburger the most.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't beat a good
Kincade burger down on Camp Bowie in FTW
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I am picky about
that … there is just no flavor, and I like my patty medium well, well done beef other than fajitas is just wrong.
I didn't think much of it either
Although I loved the chicken strips with gravy. yum! That was our favorite place to stop after drinking. Ha ha.
No wonder I gained so much weight when I lived in Texas.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
We roll
though Jack in the Box if we are drunk. THe drunks are all at Whateburger and take too long to order, or one time the guy in front of us was so drunk at 2:30am that he fell asleep behind the wheel, and a line formed and nobody could get through, lol!
Hey I resemble that remark
As I’m driving home from Cowboys. lol
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I have never, ever
been to a Cowboys game :( And I have been cheering since I was three, or so my mom says. She said I was a toddler and would cuss at the TV. I just never seem to get u there, and with only 8 games a year at home, there isn’t a lot of opportunities.
I went to a Cowboys pre-season game a few years ago
Probably not the same, and I’m not a big fan, but I got cheap tix, so I was all over it.
I still regret never getting to a Mavs or Stars game while I was living near Dallas. Ah well. NBA’s not really my thing and I’m STILL trying to learn hockey.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I am a Spurs fan
being from San Antonio and have been to plenty of games, quite a few vs. the Mavs, but all down here. I have been to lots of minor league games, in fact i covred a Houston Aeros AHL game for the Houston Chronicle last year. Man, they sure do treat reporters well there! Free food, drinks and people waiting on you hand and foot. That was the life!
We did
Jack in the Box a few times. Also Taco Bell occasionally. We weren’t picky. Whatever was open at that point. Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
We go to Jack
or a place down here called “Chacho’s” that is a fast food Mexican restaurant. You order something called the King Kong Nachos and six people can eat off of it. Good for nights when you went overboard and spent too much at the bar.
Chick is the shit...
… all it is is a bun with a friend breaded chicken breast and pickles, but the way I crave it somteimes you would think it was crack.
They just look nasty
I would never try one.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
haha I was just wondering where I came up with that..
and you sir win the Banquet chicken dinner! Yep the McDonalds sign is correct!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
by LAMuscleFag on Sep 17, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Game is almost done
I say we stick with this craptacular thread
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Have Hicks send the private jet for me
And i’ll be there. Maybe CD wouldn’t snub me again.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
false advertising
ok not really since they are in fact ranger players, but every game ive been to that said that it was always meh relievers and backup players and such.
the preceding post was a great success.
This is true
But they actually said all the players have agreed this year.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Tom Grieve getting a nipple ring
Not an image I needed this late in the evening. Or ever really.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Yes, but I was doing that for the greater good
Being able to buy the Rangers and molest CD.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
"Barrel one up"
Apparently this is an officialy Taylor Teagarden phrase.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Ha ha...What?
Where did you hear that?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Nadel mentioned it
Just before the end of the game on KLRD.
Sounds good enough for LSB use.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
well folks like Ian Kinsler said last year
when he had the stomach flu and a bad case of diarrhea..
It wasn’t FUN and it wasn’t PRETTY…oh well…NEXT!
"California is the most liberal state in the union. No joke that place is probably going to slide into the ocean one of these days. California is a wasteland run by liberals"
-Sharky- what a nice guy huh? I guess he doesn't watch any TV shows or movies.. If California goes so goes the entertainment industry. What a nut job!!
Yeah...well the Angels are next
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Sep 17, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
So I caught about five minutes of this game, and about 10 seconds on the radio
before shutting it off coming home from class. What happened?
by Joey Matschulat on Sep 17, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
Luis Mendoza and Bill White happened
That’s what.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Yeah
Shaky control did him in, and necessitated the usage of Mendoza… who promptly allowed several inhereited runs to score along with 6 of his own.
We also made 3 errors, which obviously didn’t help.
Good k/bb ratios make the crotch zone of pitching pants very happy.
-thedirkatron
Well he does have a over 6.47 era
theres too much bad pitching going around to only dislike mendoza.
i fully support bmac and harrison though.
the preceding post was a great success.
i like the angels game.
losing 1-0 going into the ninth. tex 2 run homer puts them ahead. k-rod blows save.
woo.
the preceding post was a great success.
mendoza
I turned it off when Mendoza came in. Can pretty well guess why. Where does Mendoza fit in the future of the Texas Rangers Baseball Club? My guess is “the trash can”.
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!

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