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9/23/08 game day thread

Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers, Sep 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT



Current Series

3 game series vs Athletics @ Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Mon 09/22 WP: Alan Embree (2 - 4)
SV: Santiago Casilla
LP: Luis Mendoza (3 - 8)
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Oakland Athletics
@ Texas Rangers

Tuesday, Sep 23, 2008, 7:05 PM CDT
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Josh Outman vs Dustin Nippert

Clear. Winds blowing in from center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

Complete Coverage >

Wed 09/24

Dana Eveland vs Matt Harrison

Sunny. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

1:05 PM CDT





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Your Dallas Stars

Morrow-Ribeiro-Lehtinen
Modano-Richards-Avery
Ott-Lundqvist-Eriksson
Barch-Petersen-Crombeen

Fabian Brunnstrom – the new young fa swede
Good young d-men
Zubov on the mend
solid goalkeeping
Barnes is a coach now

could be a fun season

by shroomer on Sep 23, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Zubov

That sucker needs to hurry back. The new second line would be pretty interesting. It doesn’t seem like it’s ever quite worked to put Modano with another center, but Richards is different from other guys they’ve tried, and Modano is pretty much willing to do whatever it takes to help the team at this point and would have to enjoy the break from third line duty. I sure hope that Brunnstrom can be a top six caliber player at the end of the year. I think he’d have to be for them to compete with Detroit.

Definitely should be interesting. Hopefully those young D won’t have sophomore slumps.

by Brett Perryman on Sep 23, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lineup

Arias 2B
Young SS
Hamilton CF
Bradley DH
Byrd LF
Blalock 1B
Cruz RF
Metcalf 3B

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Forgot Laird

Put him between Cruz and Metcalf

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So basically

Davis gets the night off.
Young is back in.

Should be interesting…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash just said

he was getting tired, and he didn’t want him to hurt himself.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably a good plan

But I’ll still miss him.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi kids

Everyone ready for tonight’s debacle?

I’m actually pretty excited about going to tomorrow’s game though – we are going to be right behind the Rangers dugout.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

I’ve never sat that close at a major league game. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me either!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I'm gonna skip

…still sick…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohh!

I was lucky enough to get tix like those from a season ticket holder once about three years ago, best seats ever! Of course, it had to start raining in the sixth and was pouring so bad there was water up to our ankles by the 7th, but they played the entire game. It would figure that the one time that I got great seats was the one time I halfway wishes I had seats higher up under an awning. Such is my life.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sat through a game in a downpour once two years ago

In a white shirt. My friend and I sat in left field. Mench was amused…he kept turning around to look at us. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't get a look

from any player, but I remember Loe giving everyone a staredown who started begging him for a ball on the way back to the dugout.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

I would get annoyed with that as well.

If Loe was there…hm…I wonder if we were at the same game. My game was his first career save.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if it was the same game, too now ..

I think it was in August, against Baltimore when Sammy Sosa was with them. Me and my kid brother kept yelling out “waaaaaarning traaaaaaaaaaaack” everytime he came to hit, cus that is where all of his at-bats ended.

I believe that was the Johnny Oates retirement ceremony, Nolan rode around the field in a convertible with his widow, and the giveaway was Blalock/Teixeira weeble looking things, which I am starting at on my desk as we speak.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sammy Sosa wasn't there when I was. He was only there last year.

But my game was the Johnny Oates and Blalock/Teixeira thing.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh...Sammy with Baltimore

I had to re-read and think.

And I now believe we were at the same game.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Sammy looked teeny tiny in that game, my jaw was on the floor.

That is funny that we were at the same game, particularly since I so rarely get up there to see games. It was my youngest brother’s first-ever MLB game. We stayed through the whole downpour, which of course ended right as the game did. I remember being amazed that Loe could even throw the ball, it was so rainy. I think he gave up a homer but the Rangers were so far ahead (I believe Delucci had hit a Grand Slam earlier in the game) that a solo homer didn’t matter much.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is funny

I remember the Dellucci grand slam. It was the first grand slam I saw in person!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, too!

I think Tex also hit a HR that game, but it looked like he tried to check his swing and hit the ball anyways. He stood at the plate thinking it was foul until it was almost out then had to hurry up and start running. At least, I think it was that game. I went to three games that month, if I recall.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha funny!!

That was towards the end of my 33-game season.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amy and I were a bit crazy that season

Ha ha. Almost every game we went to was free or just a few bucks. We had a blast. And lookiing back, I’m glad we had that summer. It was as if somehow we knew she wouldn’t still be around the next season.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG

You cannot seriously tell me that the FSN folks do not have any freaking editors.

“Home Run’s in September”? Seriously??

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

That’s not their first snafu I’ve ever seen.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm baaaaccccckkkkk!

HI!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Howdy

Didn’t realize you had left.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

tvants

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=4656b96eedf3f8d78e23eb70daafca60

by shroomer on Sep 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Thx Shroom

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with Dustin's eye?

It looks red or something.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh great

thunderstorm and hail heading my way. Will hit about 7:30. Awesome.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Doesn't Lewin know

Arias can never be Batman because he’s Spiderman?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

So glad that happened to their catcher

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

OK

let’s not strand these two

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

On second thought

yeah, let’s.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blah

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Knoxie

I just tune in to the game and get to see Knox make an ass out of himself and make everything look awkward

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 23, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

You don't want Knox

to barge in on your date?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd dial 911

in a heartbeat

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 23, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This shift for Cust

is so weird

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Suck!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

That sucked

I hate Jack Cust. I like it so much more when he strikes out

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 23, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

No Davis, no Tea no Max… and Jack Cust just absolutely crushed one.

This sucks already.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

The Shift

needs a guy positioned in the upper deck evidently.

by shroomer on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be amusing

Cruz climbing over the wall to stand in the seats to field his position.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

And...the rain just knocked out my satellite signal

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

That sucks

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...hopefully it'll come back when the rain passes

In about five to ten minutes. The storm is moving fast.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

So close!

But hey, let’s not strand Hank now?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Bank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring him home, you buncha suckdogs!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY!

I drool, ahem…rule!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wooooo run!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Sac fly

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Hehehe

Wait ’til someone fails tonight…you just wait…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yessir!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

No....

…just a few good/funny ones…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should definitely have a disgustingly maniacal

“Welcome to Rodney’s Gifapalooza!” gif

Fire it up for next season’s GDT’s, if not the last few of this year.

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Ask Shep, he could probably get something made up.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh...CS4

just came out…wonder how long it will take me to get it?

Great idea, BTW.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Truth be told

That was a dissapointing inning considering the way it got started.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh

Yes, we realize that other teams in the American League will be making the playoffs. Yes, we also realize that it is quite possible that those same teams could be playing each other … tonight.

Hank — are the Homies active/disbanded/aloof/estranged/all of the above? Would they want their options picked up?

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

UGH FAIL!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

And I'm back

Rain knocked out my DSL (somehow?) as well. So I have no idea how we scored.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Metcalf sac fly

After a Blalock leadoff 2B and a Cruz infield single, Laird flew out to the track and Hank went to third. Then Metcalf hit a sac fly and Joaquin Arias popped up.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young again

Those few days off were good for him, I think

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright

We need a Yatzee.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, he got the RBI

But he got too greedy.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somehow

I don’t have a really great feeling about this game.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo...I should have started police reports earlier

When I started working on them, the Rangers started a rally

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

On a sidenote, I like doing police reports

Because I’m nosy. You can learn a lot about people’s business in them. Ha ha.

Although, sometimes I wish they were more detailed. What are “prohibited acts”? I mean, could we be more specific. If he was arrested for something, it was probably prohibited.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tie game!

This is a little more like it guys.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Too bad there isn't a player out there

named Inman

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then we could trade them Mark Hamburger

And they’d have an In, an Out and a Burger.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, Norm...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I couldn’t resist.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

METCALF

DOOOOOO EEEEEEEET

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Metcalf!!!!!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

He was soooo close

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

SO freakin CLOSE!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Metcalf sez

F.U.

(almost)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!

Why isn’t it 95 and the wind swirling?

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I just strangled my kitty,

and kicked my dog to Lubbock…

Crap!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Random stat:

Nelson Cruz has 7 strikeouts over his last 11 AB’s. Regression to the mean?

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Indeed…

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dusty Tits

isn’t afraid to throw hat inside heat even after the bomb by Buck. That’s good to see.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha, Dale Scott.....

Wikipedia anyone? J/K, Adam. Ha Oregon Ducks…

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo Metcalf

almost makes up for not getting any runs in last inning.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm still considering going to the game tomorrow.

The only thing is, I’ve got a Mission Arlington pickup scheduled between 12-5.

I still have a bunch of ticket vouchers left, though.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Bring me some meds,

I’ll buy the beer.

:-)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nachos?

Sheesh, you don’t get samples?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

They only give those away in doctor’s offices, when patients are consciously aware of how much drugs cost because they’re about to have to pay for them.

In the hospital, we bill you later, so we just give you whatever while you’re there and discharge you before you notice.

Nachos could work…

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crappers...

Eh, Zithro is not as great as advertised, as you said.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was some fail right there

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice hit.

I typed that before he got tagged out at third…

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

That was Marlon Byrd dumb

in terms of Arias’ base running.

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Just wow.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...with Mike's hit there

We could have had a runner at third with one out.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

The baserunning mistakes are gonna be the thing to lose us this game

Bradley thrown out at second in the middle of a rally, and Joaquin Arias somehow getting thrown out on the only ball he has hit over the head of an outfeilder this season.

Stupid, stupid stupid.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Those two things definitely didn't help

But this team never seems to be at a loss for ways to lose a game.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

you are correct.

If it ain’t the baserunning, it’s the starting pitching. If it ain’t that, it’s the bullpen. If it ain’t that it’s the defense….. and so on, ad nauseam.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It could be worse though. We could be the Mariners – they’ve lost 12 straight.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

But they lost hope of being a .500 team in like August. We had hope until recently. At least I did.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I still have hopes of finishing second…

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

This season got exciting for a few weeks there...

I’m kind of disappointed that it’s fizzling to an end like this.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do too

But those hopes are dimming….sadly :(

Ending the season in Anaheim is no picnic.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Oakland goes to Seattle after this

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I didn’t need to know that.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I had to share the pain.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand

It’s a lot to carry alone.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool! Scooter is on KRLD.

“Carlos, did I say…”

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Nippert

Has allowed the leadoff man to reach in every inning but the first.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Nip, Nip

Scrotum!

(It’s a Ticket drop…couldn’t resist)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Dustin

Gotta bear down man…

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

LMAO

Oh my god… Rodney did you hear that on KLRD?

Scott Garner: “With Dustin Nippert, it’s usually about staying errect…”

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you serious?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

I am.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goodness

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Next question:

Was it on purpose?

The comment, I mean.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes...as in, He needs to stay

erect on the mound…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

He was talking about Nippert’s mechanics when he siad that… it was just a poor choice of words. Or adjectives, or whatever.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Yes, I did!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I had such a gif.

but it was cartoon offensive…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet that threw cold water on the broadcast.

by shroomer on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

P.S. The Indians need to win tonight

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Nooo!

I need Wakefield to win, I am up in my fantasy league and want to take the championship. Every win helps.

But then again, I want the Rays to win the East, so … eeesh.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I would like to see the Red Sox and Yankees

Both somehow miss the post-season. Not sure it’s possible, but…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cleveland has bases loaded

two outs

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

They had

that last inning also and managed to not score. I doubt I can get that lucky two innings in a row.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...you did

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay!

One more inning to go!

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo

That would guarantee Boston a playoff spot I think. Their magic number is 1.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Boston won

boo

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

They win the WC

puke

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least TB

is in the playoffs!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that inning sucked

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

UR GETTIN SLEEPY

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I enjoy some guy faking like he’s strangling Jim Knox.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

...

I think they mean it.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would shoot myself if I had to sit next to that guy...

if there wasn’t 10,000 people there and I could move…

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I have a story about that

I went to a game about 3 weeks ago (don’t remember who it was against) and I decided to buy the 6 dollar seat and go sit down behind 3rd base to try and get a foul ball. It’s the 5th inning, the Rangers were losing ,so I didn’t think about doing my normal sneak in behind the ushers, and well the usher told me I couldn’t sit down there because I didn’t have a ticket. There was maybe 100 people in the section, if that, and boy I was hot.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

How dumb.

When I buy cheap seats and sneak around, I end up sneaking to section 48 or 49, behind the bullpen.

No ushers monitor those sections. :-)

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Members -- 1

I think he had to have been mocking him.

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Knox's fan club is all here

on LSB

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Close enough

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He gets a lot of message board space

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

15 games

since hammy’s last rbi. sept 6. wow

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Sep 23, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

In that time

Michael Young has a .309 OBP.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Err, .329

Nevermind.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

and kins has been out

i know. but still…

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Sep 23, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love this Sonic commercial.

But I love the one about the meterologist more. I think it’s my long-running crush on David Finfrock.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

*Ducks *

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh it HAD to be that.

I actually liked the glasses better, too

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he

about to sneeze or something? So I guess this is a metroplex thing …

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cough probably

For a while he had a pretty harsh bronchial thing going on

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of them make me laugh.

In a “I can’t believe I find this funny” kind of way.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nellie!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I mean, I'm happy for him.

I’m just not so sure about the whole in-booth interview worthiness.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Not true

Someone won last year. And the year before I think.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

I remember someone won it during that 30-3 game on the Byrd slam

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

They should interview someone from LSB

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha...

I don’t know how good of an idea that would be…especially not anybody from the GDT.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was actually thinking

that would be pretty entertaining. Don’t know if FSN has a tape delay, because they would sure need one.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, about mouths and behinds

Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yechi...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

We have put up with a lot of half-naked women on here. I think we women handle that well.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never have...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Posted that stuff,

I mean.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hehe

I definitely thought that was an ’ol Rodney zinger the first time I read it =P

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a new clap,

that may be somewhat offensive…gimme time.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

I am not sure what the dude standing up is doing, but it looks like he is flashing himself …

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha...I had to watch to see that

But it sure does

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Putting on his

jacket.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Looks like a flasher to me. Maybe that is why the kid is throwing up.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Depending on the person, I might throw up if being flashed.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would like to insist

CD stick with gum and stay off the chew. Tobacco just ruins that nice mouth.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs to keep it fresh for you.

I never did name my player for our Katy Perry deal.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

no you didn't

Do you have one in mind?

P.S. Yes, he does.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, married men just aren't as attractive to me...

And it would feel wrong.

So I’m gonna go with C.J. just like I knew I would.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Let’s start working on that deal. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably no one that would assist in this

Unless we want to send facebook messages to C.J. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I already felt creepy-stalker enough when C.J. said “Yeah, I know” in response to “Hey, I’m your friend on MySpace!”

Let’s throw in “I have this deal with the LSB people that if I kiss a girl you’ll kiss me. That’s cool, right?”

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Yeah, I can imagine his face then.

I’m also facebook friends with Mathis, Holland and Hunter. Don’t know how much help they are. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if C.J. won't go for it,

I’d go for Hunter, too.

Those eyes.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Hunter looks like a frat boy. He’d probably do it just to watch two girls kiss. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if it works...

I mean, what incentive do the others have? :-p Besides the privilege, of course.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very true

Probably aren’t many guys who would turn it down. Ha ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wondered if anyone

was paying attention to Rachel and I’s conversation

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha me too..

I’m surprised that’s the first response we got.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure anyone here tonight

Remembers that.

Plus, the word “men” implies short memory. Although, I’d think they’d remember something like this. I forget who was cheering this on. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking him

or rangers85

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea about the deal

I must have been absent. But I already kissed a girl once so what do I win? hahaha.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Somehow, Rachel and I made a deal that we would kiss each other but only if we could subsequently kiss the Ranger player of our choice.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that was the same gamethread as KnoxStalk

And some chick was at the ballpark for her bachelorette party, and there were a bunch of horny guys in the thread, and, well, it just snowballed.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that all sounds familiar

It was a crazy night

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

please keep the snowballing talk to a minimum.

thats just disgusting!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Snowballing?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Girl!

If you don’t know, don’t ask .. just go to urban dictionary, haha. Have you never seen “Clerks?”

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, never seen Clerks

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

say what!?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You

gotta see it. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen, and the first reference I had ever heard regarding snowballing. THankfully they explained it so I wouldn’t have to ask, haha.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will put it in my Netflix queue

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That might be the only Kevin Smith film I haven't seen

Or one of the onlies

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ew...

I just looked it up. I will never use that term again. Promise.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

you’ll never look at the hostess snack cake the same way again will you?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not

And if anyone ever uses that term around me, I might puke.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

A stupid FM

radio song?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say

that I liked it, haha. And yeah, that song is beyond stupid. I hate listening to radio precisely because of songs like that.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's why I got XM

I listen pretty much only to Fred or Lucy.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow! You're way old-skool...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to confess though

Occasionally I flip over to Ethel. It’s where I discovered MGMT actually.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

MGMT !!

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I confess

I downloaded the song. And I’ve danced to it while out with girlfriends. I just think the tune and lyrics are catchy.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had never heard it

but everyone was making a big deal so I youtubed the vid, and not only was the song stupid but she never even kissed a girl in it! WTF? Who writes a song about girl-on-girl action then doesn’t slip one the tongue?

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

Astute observation. I have no idea why she didn’t in the video.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probly 'cause she's never kissed a girl.

It’s all a complete fabrication to make money… imagine.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was thinking that she is probably secretely a good Christian girl who thinks that being gay is sinful and takes it up the butt to maintain her “virginity.”

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's not

Greek!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

really rolling out the HSO’s tonight arent ya?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And for some reason, that reminds me of

this picture my friends are fond of

Not that gross, I promise. Just big and I’m too lazy to resize.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

OMG

That is CLASSIC!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rectastic!

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just Remember ...

…. if you give up the pooper …

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1755/gu1528eh4.jpg

I wasn’t sure if this was apprpriate to post, so I am just linking to it.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

Shock Jock!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

She brought up the pooper, and it made me think of that pic someone posted at the Spurs board I post on. Some crazy peeps over there. But Micah started it!

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

I don’t plan on ever doing that, but I’ll keep that in mind.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hope that donkey doesnt have a hiney troll!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Doubt!

Whoops…wrong gif!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, uhhhhh

I can explain, seriously!

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone from LSB

would have a lot more to talk about than that guy.

I think Josh was cutting him off there at the end, instead of waiting until the end of the inning per usual. Predictably Fortunately for him, Arias popped up on the next pitch. They had about covered the small talk, I think.

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably multiple ones

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recall

at least one other winner being in the booth who won this for an interview. I am sure Sonic makes them do it, more publicity, more people will enter cus they see someone really does win, which means more stops to Sonic.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

I am getting pretty fed up with our COMPLETE failure to drive in runners tonight.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not just tonight

It seems like it’s been the last week or so.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias...sigh...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is bat country!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

My pizza is now officially late.

And I’m so tired I’ve got tunnel vision.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Here we go again

Guess who is up in the bullpen.

Just guess.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Seriously

someone go lock him in the john.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh really?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh yeah...

I remember that.

I thought that was a road bathroom though.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think so.

But it was a bathroom, and he got locked in.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

sadly the blog is never updated anymore.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That fizzled after the CJ gate thing this spring

Too bad, but that was pretty much his own doing.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yalp

I’m starting to think maybe Ron is trying to throw these games.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

That’s a pretty good one.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to think that's how Ron manages

*Throws Wright into the game *

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, yay!

Jamey’s warming up!

This is getting ridiculous.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Is RW

secretly a sadist? He appears to be so easygoing and cheerful, but maybe that’s just to hide his deep contempt for humanity, or at least Rangers fans.

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
- Emo Phillips

by Rangerchick on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jamey Wright....

not even in the game but he needs this.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

You know what always helps

Is when you walk guys that are hitting .173 and .193 respectively.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

See 'ya Nip...and now...the game.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

You’d think.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias just has no arm

This inning should be over.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You theivin' Bahstahd!!!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally

I prefer this one:

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK I will admit

That could have been much, much worse.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

OOOOO

show the bottom of the leaderboard….our beloved Rangers are down there.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't wait to get Josh's book

I admit. I plan to drive to Borders that day.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

what!

I missed it. Pizza just got here.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Linkie

for you.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Copier

I posted the linkie below

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm slow sometimes...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully in it

he describes why he has 0 RBI in the past 14 games.

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
- Emo Phillips

by Rangerchick on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because no one gets on base ahead of him.

And he’s never played a full season before.

Those could be two very good reasons.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not a fair question...

He’s hitting over .300 in sept. It’s not his fault Face and Arias suck balls.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not really Hamilton's fault

He’s hitting .314/.435/.392 in his last 14 games, so it’s not due to him slumping at the plate.

The lack of power numbers are actually more concerning than the lack of RBI’s.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Announced yesterday

Here

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is awesome.

I gotta buy that and Boys will be Boys by Pearlman. I heard that’s a fun read.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES

I’m watching the game again!

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO!!!

I was absolutely about to scream “EPIC FAIL”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

WooHoo!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, Josh...

Making it hard for me to not head out there tomorrow…

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

HANK!!!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckin' A

I believe Hank has figured it out.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Woooo!!!

Yay Hank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

That’s our porcelain doll.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

That doll can sure swing the stick

for about the past 2 weeks though. I actually think he might be finally close to 100% and it’s starting to show.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

This should be

The official GIF of LSB.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

third

In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home

by MayurP on Sep 23, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that.

If I could have it on a full loop the size of my desktop, it would be there.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that

That might make you a little dizzy.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Ben survive the hurricane?

by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

BANK!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets Dance...

Great song!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank jeebus

he didn’t run Wright back out there.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn I wish Dale Scott

or Moustache Man were behind the plate on that hard foul.

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Oooooh

Screw Mission Arlington (I mean, not really, but…)

I’m going to the game. The season would feel incomplete if I didn’t.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, you probably shouldn't screw them

You should go tomorrow. And text me throughout. I’ll be at work and then taking the furry children to the vet.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

You think it wouldn’t be wise to put my number on LSB?

Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just a paranoid type.

I’m sure there’s nobody that ever comes on here who would abuse that information.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

No never

i’d probably end up with drunk texts from Miles at 3 a.m.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or hurlerhurley

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shudders

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other than those two

I’d welcome random texts/calls from anyone else on here. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

214.407.4445

Yep, that’s me…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greatness!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

My cats are probably hoping that will work

Or that I’ll take one and not the other.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he's old school

like Nolan Ryan and Rusty Greer

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great inning, Mad Dog! Clap, clap!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

See...I think we're even now

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even!

We had no pictures tonight.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chase made me!

Yeah, I squeal…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Normally?

Isn’t that distracting?

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a butt clap...

Come’on!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poll:

Do I get a seat behind the bullpen, or walk up to the box office and look for people giving away the last of their season tickets and take the best seat offer?

(That’s how I ended up in section 122 on closing day last year.)

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmm...tough call

Is there any eye candy in the bullpen right now?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh... not really.

What with Nippert starting, my general sympathy for Wright prohibits me from looking at him like that right now, and C.J. is inconsistent with where he hangs out.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very true.

Of course I like to look at Kam too. But he’s pretty much done. Stupid Angels. Unless Teagarden hangs out in the bullpen. He’s fun to look at.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh, you make a good point!

Kam for looking at – perfect if he’s done, since he wouldn’t ever leave the pen.

And Tea… looks like the kind of nerdy guy I’d fall in love with.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not nerdy

Just a little on the dorky side. Adorkable.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask him about his new bulldog puppy

if you need a conversation topic.

C.J. posted about it on his myspace blog.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha, conversation.

I’ve never actually initiated any of that during a game behind the ‘pen – now at spring training, that’s a different story.

In fact, I usually am the one taking continuous pictures of the guys, but as soon as they turn and look at me I hide the camera and look away.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, that's me too

For the most part.

And then I start shaking and stuttering if they actually talk to me.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

The one time I actually got flirted with by Rangers relievers, I had a friend with me. She gets flirted with everywhere.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I only have Sidney Ponson in my resume. He tried to get me to go out to dinner. But a few of the other guys were definitely talking about my boobs.

Joaquin Benoit was joking with me once in KC too.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benoit laughed at me the last time I sat behind the bullpen...

Because he saw me sneak from my seat in row 2 to someone else’s in row 1.

Leaned over to C.J. and said something, and they both turned back and looked at me….

I probably tried to be invisible.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha...classic

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It worked!

You know…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

What worked?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Text

Get mine?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep!!

Now you’re stuck :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just texted back and forth

I said I wouldn’t distribute my number to all LSB members, but most of them on here are welcome. Just e-mail me if you really want it. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Send it to my email

I will send you some picture texts that are naughty :)

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, I'm sure I've

been through worse…

:0

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frankie always said hi to me when he was with OKC

It was nice to be noticed as the ONLY person rooting for the Redhawks up here in Central Iowa

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh wow

I went on Sunday and shook hands with MY, Byrd, and Cruz (they were all at the entrance we came through).

I was shocked at how shaky and fluttery I felt afterwards. I haven’t been twelve in YEARS.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha...I do that everytime around the guys

Laynce used to make fun of me for it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's got huge ears

At least that’s all that stands out to me.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Most of the cute Rangers have huge ears. I’ve grown used to it.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what they say about guys with big ears....

….. large earmuffs

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love those ears

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thems

love handles, boy…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bwahaha

I could so go somewhere with that. But I won’t.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Handlebars!

more traction for the action!

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Melissa, I think you, me and Rachel at a game would be trouble. And if you add Lisa…watch out!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bwahahahaha

I think we need to make signs or shirts or something. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

and wear matching gold bracelets!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey wait...

I’m the party planner, aren’t I?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I believe you are

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok...Massive tailgate party!

I’ll rent a Uhaul, and a disco ball, and a pony…um, bring a keg…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking

of Clerks movies, haha!

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have the

Directors Cut. Haven’t watched it in years tho…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

kelly can be a guys name too

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you

taking it back for the men?

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ex-wifes name…bleah.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

party planner?

i thought you were trying to convince mel you weren’t gay??

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can just

add him to my internet gay stable like LAMF. ;)

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell...

It’s been so long I can’t remember anymore!

:-)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

So THAT

is the explanation for that mangif. ;)

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been working on my

curveball. I expected all the guys were waiting for a girl/girl pic…and then I found that one.

Zing!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was about

to post a girl/girl in response but couldn’t find one that didn’t include nudity.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Opening day, baby!

The boys might be embarassed by us, haha!

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

They'll love it

Maybe they can get Rachel and I to make good on our deal

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...not at all

Surely SOMEONE from LSB will talk to CD and CJ before March. And let them know what we’ve got going.

Or they could just read this board.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha...

He might stop at the parts about snowballing and diamonds for…you know.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or we might walk up to the ballpark next april

only to be told we aren’t allowed in as CD and CJ have officially gotten restraining orders on us.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

It’s probably best that they never know.

Unless I go to spring training again, in which case I can walk right up to one of them and ask what their thoughts on girls kissing girls are.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha...I'd love to see that reaction

Do you have a video camera on your phone?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

No, but if I had plans like that, I’d take care of that problem in advance.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

“Do a vanity search for your name in this thread, and figure it out from the context.”

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're going to snowball for diamonds?

i’m confused!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Gross

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would kiss one of you

if I got to pinch CJ’s butt. He has a cute bubble butt. That would be better than a kiss which would probably be closed-mouth anyways. What fun is that? If I can’t make the French Connection then I better be leaving a mark on that booty.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it'd be fun for me no matter what

I will go ahead and admit here that I’ve never been kissed. CD would be a great first. Although technically Rachel would be first in this case. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever been anyone's first kiss.

And a microsecond closed-mouth kiss with C.J. would be more memorable than either of the other guys.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I don’t know whether that’s flattery for C.J. or a slam on the other guys. Maybe both?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Understandable

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...that Drew Barrymore movie

is totally my life story. Except I’m older. And I haven’t found Michael Vartan to run out and kiss me on the pitcher’s mound yet.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie,

I’ve got some awesome pictures of it.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Use the little tree button

and copy/paste the http in the box that pops up

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

If there's a promise of C.J. booty

I’ll wait…. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I ain’t going nowhre. I noticed that booty at a game I went to, his first MLB win, if I recall. Hells yeah, I am staying!

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't work :(

Did you use photobucket?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need to copy the

image link…not the page linkie.

Get it?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

one cheek

ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

CD doesn't wear pants that showcase his assets

But he doesn’t have to with those lips. Mmmmmm.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oooh...

There’s always Ian Kinsler though

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This one?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is that?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I’ve never looked at it quite that way…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never sat there

But I used to sit behind David Dellucci in left field (my friend’s favorite player/butt)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

and I laughed out loud

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY talking... Salty messing with MY somehow...

Emily… “pay attention to me. Now you were saying about Nippert?”

MY: blankly “yeah!”

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

what did he say/do? My channel cuts off after the game usually.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

probably going to watch that bit again. Did you see the pre-game? Laird was messing with Emily off-camera too

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty was too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do wonder

what kinds of things she sees in there that she has to pretend not to see.

Professional or no, I might lose it if the players were walking by me shirtless.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

…my concentration.
…my ability to keep saliva inside my mouth.
…maybe a bit of self-control.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Once they were interviewing Ian, who wasn’t wearing a shirt. My husband said, “Ian, put on a damn shirt.” I’m all, “No, I think he’s juuuust fine like that.”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure hubby loved that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh.

He’s a sweetie. But he’s also 6 foot 4 and maybe 140 soaking wet (think BMac but skinnier). I’m not usually the type to ogle hot guys so he gives me a free pass when I do it :)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

Well, that’s kind of him.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rip the vid

and youtube it…please?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Upload them to photobucket or somesuch.

Then click on the little tree icon between the header and the body of your post.

Clear?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

walk up to the box office

thats what im doing if i go, ive got vouchers left.

but 1pm starts are such a beating when they end right at freaking rush hour. makes a 35-40min commute 2hrs

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lisa

Please take your camera tomorrow :) He he he.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

You know I am.

With the spiffy telephoto lens, thought I might not use it.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

and I finally remembered to look at our tickets – we are in section 32 tomorrow, row 6

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frankie say relax

You’re gonna lose your horse.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahem!

Sig…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I couldn’t remember the exact wording…or who had it in their sig. WTG, you!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

:-)

_

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

FX2 sez...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Is CJ the dog?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, the

A’s are the doggie.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOO BALLGAME!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Woot!!

My favorite three words.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I had to google…late again…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to be so sick in a few minutes.

I need someone around here to stop me from eating massive amounts of pizza.

But I was hungry! And I’m so tired I can’t think straight… which didn’t help.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy Crap.

Just saw on BBTN, that Youkilis hit the first HR off Cliff Lee since June 4th!!! JUNE 4th!!

by TxStCa on Sep 23, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont know whats going on a dozen posts above me

i dont think i want to.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 23, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

The rundown

girls kissing girls.
shirtless rangers.
CJ’s butt.
CD’s lips.
snowballing.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that was implied

with the girls kissing girls. No offense, Rachel, but I’m not kissing you unless CD is there waiting to be next. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

well...

that’s okay.

I’m not into girls. There would definitely have to be compensation…

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a dream

sweetums…

< giggle>

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Under the Lights Triple Play on now

ha ha ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for the tip

I had switched over to ESPN….

Some day I am going to that.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ian Kinsler is hilarious on this

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

David Murphy and Jason Botts

doing rookie karaoke is great too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

denied

too bad, I wanted to see it again

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

But!

I believe there is a new Under the Lights about the road trip FSN tagged along for. Chuck was showing it Sunday afternoon before the game. I think it might be on next Tuesday.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that new?

I swear I’ve seen that one.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It might have been on

I know one of the most recent Rangers Insider shows featured it but this looked like more footage than I’d seen before. My Season Pass doesn’t pick up Under the Lights.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I’ll have to keep an eye out. Maybe they’ll tease it during one of the next games.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thursday at 2:30 pm

that’s the one we are recording

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have it DVRed

I’ll watch it next week when I’m in denial that the season is over.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have a DVD burner?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't ... sadly :(

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

My goal

Is to rip and share tons of Rangers stuff. I’m a tech geek, I just need to get cable or dish set up the way i need to do it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would rock

let me know when you do. I miss out on a lot of stuff being here in S.A.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will do.

I’l get it straightened out before next season, for sure.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have sooo much stuff on VHS

A lot of it is from Amy and I used to go all the time. We liked hearing our names on air. Ha ha.

I have a few friends with DVD burners, I need them to help me out.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

more love for cable TV

from me.

right now.

who was that guy with the infielders??

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe his name was

Ben Broussard

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

Where was this? I always miss all this stuff being in Astros territory. Blechhh!!!!!!!

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, I gotta

get cable before the BB playoffs start. I really don’t watch TV hardly at all anymore. But, I do miss cool stuff like that, though.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got MLB EI just to watch the Rangers this year

and added the Sports Pak just to watch Rangers Insider

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't need it.

It just makes me more sad that these people don’t exist in my real life.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark from Arlington

Totally creeps me out…JeBers!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay..I'm jealous

But I messaged you my digits :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

So now Rachel and Rodney have my #

I’m scared :) Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one texts me

But I think it’s probably because I FAIL at answering my phone when it rings or paying any attention to it at all.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's always either

in my purse or it’s too loud where I am to hear it, or it’s dead :)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mine is attached to my hip

at almost all times. I’m pathetic.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that's the part I'm doing wrong

Mine lives in my purse. At work it sits on my desk, and if I’m on the couch it’s next to me, but otherwise….

Sometimes I think we shouldn’t have gotten rid of our landline LOL

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's biz.

Right? Answer the phone, you!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gave

my digits to a few peeps from the Spurs board I post on, and it has turned out OK, they text me funny stuff all the time, but I have to clear some out cus I had too many texts. But I am definitely getting my money’s worth from that 200 text message package I added on.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oooh....sounds like fun to me

Ask them how they feel about girls kissing girls. We could get some of the others to campaign for us.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he just happens to hang around CD a lot

And he needs something to do in the dugout. He could work on that.

I have a feeling FX2 would get behind it too.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bwahaha

Why? So they can see what they’re campaigning for?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

*nods*

I mean, if it’s just me talking then they might think I’m not serious.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, I suppose :)

That makes sense

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't take my current facebook photo

But you’re welcome to whatever you deem is the best one on there. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoy! -hate you-

Text me updates, K?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dang it...

I’m still sickly.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

when I first read this, I thought you said “sticky” and I was about to comment about the mangif from earlier and how that could eventually lead to stickiness …

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

See?

And I thought you were a nice girl….

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am a nice girl ...

… with a dirty little mind. :)

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was about to say "me too"

But now it’d just seem redundant.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not nice at all

and I never claimed to not have a dirty mind :)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, poor Mariners

on their way to loss number 100 for the season.

There but for the grace of Hammy go we.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah, so true

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time for food, and

Sarah Connor Files.

L8r, all!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm crisping up

my stuffing right now. I’m so gonna be tardy for work tomorrow…good thing I work outta the house.

Nice win tonight. I listened to the entire post-game show on KRLD. I just can’t believe that this season is ending soon…how depressing…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crisping Up?

With a plumber’s torch? I don’t think I would be on the internet at the same time as using one of those.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The oven

silly…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Booooring!

And you work from home? So do I. I looove it.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jammies

or whatevah…I just need to sound good on the phone, and take care of biz.

This is prolly why I don’t have cable…lol…I’d never get any work done.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I don’t turn the TV on until 6pm, a strict rule or I won’t get work done. I have cable, and about a billion channels including HBO and Starz. And I work in my jammies too, it’s great to not have to buy a uniform or dress business casual or some crap.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow's press day for me

I gotta be in at 7 a.m. Big stuff in this week’s paper. Homecoming pictures. School employee arrested for stealing money from the school. Fun fun.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

have fun, sleep well

I’ll let you know if I find anything exciting at the park.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

I can’t wait to hear about your adventure :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have

lots of work to do manana, trying to get all the work done for a new Web site I am writing for, it’s a big project and I feel like I am never gonna finish, but I should be done by next Monday. It’s a lot of opinion stuff, and gawd knows I have plenty of those, haha.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You develope?

I could email you good links for software…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

I just fill in the templates with my articles/reviews/pictures/etc and it comes out the way I need it to. It’s the busy work like filling in keywords, titles, footnotes, etc that is time-consuming. I am just a wee little writer/copy editor, no developing. I know basic html for the newswire I work for, but thats about it. I would love to learn more, because I really think that in the future writers will have to be able to do stuff like develop Web sites because the market will demand it.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting day!

I’ve got two deals to get settled in the morn, and about five more I need to keep or kick.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drug deals?

What do you deal? Coke, marijuana? black crystal? ;)

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatchu need?

not…

:0

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever

we all know I’m the only dealer around here.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorta

Of course, no samples though :(

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

no FREE samples

;-)

i’m out. gnight!

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

My sister

is a pharmacy tech and is always bringing stuff home. I had the flu once and she brought me some kind tablets, and I had a bad vibe about them, so didn’t take them. Lucky that I had that vibe, turns out they had penicillan in them, which I am severely allergic to. Now I won’t trust her to bring me anything, not even Motrin.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha.

did she know about your allergy? was she trying to kill you, for sure?

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

she knows, but she forgot. I told her I don’t have life insurance, so I am not worth anything to her dead and she looked like I ran over her puppy. So I let her attempted homicide go ;)

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

How early can I get to the park for BP?

I also realized on Saturday that I haven’t hawked for autographs at all at the ballpark.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

90 minutes before the game for afternoon games

according to the Rangers program

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

all right, next question.

Do I call and reschedule my charity pickup,

Or leave a note on the door telling them it’s unlocked, come in and take it?

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'd feel comfortable leaving my door unlocked

I’d try and reschedule….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also note:

This is the apartment that I’ll be out of by next Monday, and everything in there is either for charity or trash.

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh...well, then...

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh... no.

Friends is on. The One with the Proposal: my FAVORITE episode!

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh..TBS?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo...I have "Deal or No Deal" on my CW

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You definitely do

I love “Friends.” I think my favorite episode is the one with “The List”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, that one

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's disgusting

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I read through that thread earlier today. This is now the second place today I’ve been linked to that thread.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha...I'd never seen that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it

on SpursTalk.com, they post all kinds of crazy stuff from around the net on there. The photoshop of the Katrina looter with the Whataburger cups cracked me up.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

But I guess I am too accustomed to Fark, because I was absolutely expecting more photoshops.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I am used to a ton of photoshops too, the peeps on SpursTalk are whizzes with that stuff. In fact, one of the best PS threads I have ever seen was on there: http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35951&highlight=nash+photoshop

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

I think I am about done for the night. Feel free to look me up tomorrow – I’m in section 32, row 6, and we’re in 17 and 18. I’ll be the dork with the camera :D

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 23, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I should head to bed

Maybe I’ll dream about some of the things in this thread. Ha ha. Hopefully not all of them.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Go ahead Hon...

dream of me!

(Blush) Sorry, I was trying out my new ego…

—-Joking!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

Funny :)

No offense, but CD and his lips are pretty dominant in my brain right now.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Sep 23, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

:-)

.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

If she

does dream about you, I bet it will be sticky after my last comment, haha.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Youz...ahem.

What to think of youz???

Be well…

Ah crap, 11:30, and I haven’t eaten.

Wow, bye!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Sep 23, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think what you like

hahaha. And you already said bye once, so I don’t believe you. But if you are really gone, then g’nite.

by Melmart1 on Sep 23, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

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