9/5/08 game day thread
Boston Red Sox at Texas Rangers, Sep 5, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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The one thing I want to happen in this game
dustin pedroia: 0 for 6
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Spokane
Tied 9-9 in 8th. Can listen at spokaneindians.com if you want a pre-Rangers fix.
There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight"... is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war. -- Andrew Klavan
Isn't Wash wanting to use the 9 hole as a "second leadoff" hitter
If that’s the case, why the hell do you use a slugger in that spot? Cruz or Laird even make a better choice than Davis for that.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
lineup
i think washington is on some mind altering drugs or something. that or he throws darts at a dartboard to decide the lineup. but why on earth he bATS arias leadoff is beyond me when he says he cant bat davis higher because hes too young
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i sense a huge blowout being handed to us by the red sox
millwood has had 3 great starts in a row, so hes due for a millwood outing
we are 0-7 against the sox
and beckett is pitching
I give up
Nippy-Nippy-Nippy... can't you see? Sometimes ya' words just nippa-tize me.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Wrighty-Wrighty-Wrighty... can't you see? Sometimes ya' words just wrighty-tize me.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i cheated and looked it up
im a little surprised
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i dont want to ruin it for everyone
but someone already guessed right and it wasnt me and it wasnt you
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Weekend wars is awesome
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, yes it is...
I listened to it on my lunch, in fact.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Fx2 I think
Rupe had the highest VORP for quite awhile though.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
A better question
Would be which Ranger pitcher has the fourth-highest VORP this year. I bet nobody could guess that one without cheating.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
will someone just give the answers already
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Here
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/team_audit.php?team=tex
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
TS Hanna
Probably going to cause me to lose satellite here real soon. It does look like it is starting to move more westward toward the SC coast though off of its northernly path. Hopefully power stays on though.
Is it wrong to care about losing satellite and missing a meaningless Ranger game with a TS on the way?
Ugh,
I might not watch the rest of this game if I hear another let’s go red sux chant. I was going to go tonight, but I didn’t want to get in a fight with a dumb ass bandwaggon red sux fan.
i know what you mean
i actually dont mind the redsox but for the love of god i cant stand when im in my teams stadium and i feel im rooting for the visitors
i got tired of it last season at a cubs game and nearly lost my voice out screaming people
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I greatly enjoyed the stadium cheering for the away team once.
It was when I was at a Cowboys game in Seattle and we slightly outnumbered and greatly drowned out the Seahawks fans.
:D
its unreal
i can remember going to games against the red sox back in the late 90’s during the pedro years, they were a good team. you would see a few people wearing red sox stuff, they have always been a popular team, but not nearly enough to start chants or hear cheering over the tv. this ALLstarted when espn started marketing them as the anti yankees, and ‘the curse’ after the 2003 alcs. its disgusting how stupid people are.
Yeah
It sucked. We’re trading in our tickets for Sunday’s game.
I mean, yeah, sure, cheer for your team or whatever, but this was obnoxious to a new level. The Yankee fans weren’t this obnoxious. Up 8-0 in the 9th inning, and you’re cheering balls? Puhleeze.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Small sample size and all, but. . .
. . . John Dewan’s system really likes Blalock at first. Not that I think many people disagreed that he could probably be a good first baseman.
Yeah, what a dumbass
that’ll cost him the MVP.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Julian Tavarez 2.0
There goes one of Hammy’s biggest contenders for MVP.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Hammy
be great from here on out and youve still got a chance.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
grieve just said
krod is an mvp candidate???? god that makes my head hurt
I believe he said AROD
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
arod should be the favorite
yanks not making playoffs notwithstanding (not sure if i used that right)
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
thats what i was thinking
but i’m pretty sure he did say K. i guarentee you he will finish in the top 10 anyway with all the stupid writers out there.
Oh great
Byrd’s out. Effing Pedroia…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
There you go, Milly.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
Well, fuck.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
He pretty much grooved that one.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
Guess this thread is dead.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
----------------------------------------------------
(flatline)
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
I'm here
There’s just not much to say.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That's saying something.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
This thread needs some Daleks

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Anyone elses television picture look darker than normal?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
At the moment, yes.
Must be a crappy FSN feed.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Dustin Pedroia is slugging .505
That makes me want to puke.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
Dustin Pedroia makes me want to puke
Period.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Lean into it Nelly
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Haha
I think Nadel just said “that’ll bring up Jarrod Laird”.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
While I'm talking to myself here
I think I’ll note that some players just should not wear high socks. Chris Davis is one of those players.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Sigh...
I guess I’ll be catching up on movies tonight?
What is the SCORE?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Victor just
hates this team, doesn’t he.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Main can just KMA
dangit
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Crap!!!
Movie time…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Joaquin Arias, this inning is on you

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
He actually did...
this image is kind of an Internet meme these days and apparently if you look at the last second he is diving out of the passenger side.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Fax me that video in HD
I don’t see anyone jumpin outta there.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
TDK...
no big deal…I watched it last night. I mean, it was good, but not super duper or anything.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Miami Ohio vs Navy is on ESPN
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Oops it is...
I had just picked the Miami OH game on my college pick em for the weekend.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Triple play?
The Nose Knows…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Frisco being NO HIT
NA NA NA BOO BOO!
:p
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
We're being no-hit too
So we need to work up a double jinx here.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
So are the Rangers...
Although I expect more from Frisco
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
It worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the Rangers, anyway…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
And Schlact
has a solid shutout going. Stephen Barga clearly has somewhere to be later tonight.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hah
How do you call that a hit? Like Grieve said, that’s a ground ball to shortstop.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
I bet you that gets changed
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, there's our first "hit"

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Did I say Spidey Sense?
I meant Stinky Sense.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Now where was that
For Dale Scott the other night?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
That looks just like Artemus Gordon from the Wild, Wild West.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was...
…Artemis Clyde Frog…
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
F.U Bandwagon!!!
clap – clap – clapitty – CLAP!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Ugly little rat faced
fucker, isn’t he?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Who cares they make
great tortillias
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Hey Milly!
Why don’t you give Frisco a hit?
I hear you’ve got plenty to spare!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
My Jinx MoJo be
workin’ biotchez, don’t piss me off tonight!
LOL
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
w00t!
And Will Inman is outta the game………………………………….
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Awesome!
The box score is kinda slow to update,
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Yay Milton
Come on Hank. Pleeease do something productive.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Main:
5.0 3 2 2 1 7 0 3.60
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
San Antonio...
The Frumunda Cheese capital of Texas!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
People need to be more
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
What the hell is wrong with people
I’ve never had it but my neighbor has it every day….
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
YAY LUMPY!

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
Chase deigns
to entertain us….Thanks!
WTF you been?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
I've been in threads here and there
it’s easy to get lost amongst steal home / nice hands / josey / agreen, et al.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
And Clinton takes the lead!
3-2, top 6th.
Main:
5.0 3 2 2 1 7
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Woot
How’s Smoak doing?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Good
3 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500
That’s 3-2, 1 2b, 1 rib.
“Can I get 1 rib?”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Good
3 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500
That’s 3-2, 1 2b, 1 rib.
“Can I get 1 rib?”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Good
3 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500
That’s 3-2, 1 2b, 1 rib.
“Can I get 1 rib?”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Wow
Good enough to post 3 times eh?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
My internet is broken…wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Triple post
Yes, yes, yes!!!!
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Haha, "Best hitting and the least successful pitching"
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Jason Varitek up to a .690 OPS!
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
welcome back milly.
sigh.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Back to back triples
Geez, it’s one of THOSE nights.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Boston loves playing us......
they owe us big time for keeping them in the Wild Card chase!!
I expect a lopsided deal in the off-season, damnit!!
i like baseball too
+1
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Milly being Milly

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
I'll settle for
a hanj.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
This one reminds me of the Boston fans at the ballpark

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Frisco sez F.U. Frumunda!
7-0, bottom 5th.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Probably only if we included some pitching in return
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I that case, I'd be thinking a catcher + Hurley and maybe a throw-in player
They seem to be a little down on Buchholz, but they’re not gonna give him away by any means.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Gut feeling
It’s now or never for Buchholz.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it would take more than that
Unless the throw-in was C.J. Wilson or Matt Harrison or someone like that.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd probably give up Laird for him...
…straight up…
Not any of the other catchers. I certainly wouldn’t give Boston one of the other catchers plus something else for him.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking
Something like Laird and Ryan Falcon or Beau Jones for Delcarmen. Too much?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
How freakin' hot is Erin Andrews
and I know the guy Ryan Pickering on that Gillette thing, I went to school with him in San Marcos. Awesome
rupe without some crazy haircut?
absurd.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
You need to call Ogulnick tonight...
…and tell him you think that, after the season, the Rangers need to let Ron Washington go and try to go get Ozzie Guillen to be manager.
See what he says.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Never happen.
OC likes the RonWash, as do I.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
But it would be funny!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
I hate his constant Hamilton ball-fondling.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Suggest trading Hamilton to the ChiSox
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That certainly would ruin his Play Of The Day segment.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Suggest trading Hamilton to the ChiSox for John Danks
Then ask if he’s ever considered manscaping his unibrow.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll ask if he and Jason in Euless are having an affair.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was Jason in Waco
Did Jason move?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Jason in Euless is normal/cool/good fan.
Not the Wacko from Waco!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
He thinks he's so cool for bringing up points that no one else talks about.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
But basically at the end of the day he just echoes everything Ogulnick is thinking.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Being a daily caller, it makes it that less interesting.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
True
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
And supposedly they hang out with each other at games.
Why are you calling the post-game show after you talked all game?
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Google Maps is the best...
True dat! Double true…
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm getting Hungary...
but this is better than maps!
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The dog is
pleasuring himself…see that?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
This is going on my photobucket
For future use.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Hehe
I bet you’ll have quite a collection some day, LSJ.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do that when I can simply bring up my Josh Hamilton trade proposal?
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw that on the front page of BP today
Creepy.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
He looks like an
inbred psychotic.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Looks more like
He had a frontal lobotomy, and it healed swollen. I’m disappointed that sound isn’t available, sort of expected the theme from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”. He reserves that stare for Nurse Ratchet.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Sep 5, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Loe
did they bring in Loe and let him pitch to one guy yet?
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Also gotta love how he equates Murphy with Longoria
And points to RBI’s as a meaningful statistic.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
A K-Luv HD demonstration in the lobby
Not sure I want to see that.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
lol @ giant josh hamilton behind them.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I want one of those Josh Hamilton fatheads
Looks really nice.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Nuke Alert!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Snap! Sorry...better?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
This should be under the BoSox dude below
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry.....couldnt help it...This is now what i think about every time i hear the BoSox fans cheer

Thanx for posting this one SpareP1er
Holy Fuck!
That is funny/wrong on so many levels…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Dear Jesus.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
So, this is Justin Masterson...
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
He closely resembles the kid that beat me up in the fourth grade.
Hey, you suck McBain.
by oc on Sep 5, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think so

Hell, I look older than that.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
From the NY Daily News
“Advocates trying to warn kids about the threat of online sexual predators trolling the Internet have a new ally – Mr. Met.”
Welp.
So wrong...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
We could still win.
somebody pass the weed.
What signature?

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Rheino's job should be safe.
"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM
by inactive lsb user on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
If he ever recovers from TOS, that is
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by LSJ on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear that Terms Of Service is a bitch to get over
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
And I leave you with some Gemma Massey:

More here.
Peace, out!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
OKC lost 2-1
Frisco up 9-3 9th.
Clinton 4-4, going to the 10th.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Well, there's a nice AB for German Duran at least
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Now Hank gets a hit
Thanks Hank. I wonder where the Homies are?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Yay, no shutout!
I guess I’ll take the shallow victory.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

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