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Boston Red Sox at Texas Rangers, Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT


Bleah.

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I thought bleah was over?

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJM

trying to rekindle that magic

What's the rumpus?

by Hypo-Luxa on Sep 6, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It worked, too

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers win

5-3

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CatMan to the rescue!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinda gets you

hot, huh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heidi Klum

does famous poses.

Better?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's my Josh????

Victor, bleah.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So..

The game is already so bad MLB audio has shut down?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

... and apparently, TVants isn't cooperating either

Grrr.

And on top of that, we’ve got a smashing GDT going here, don’t we?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-0 top 2nd

runners on 1st & 3rd, 1 out.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-0 bos

 1st & 2nd.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I've got MLB gameday fired up

Stupid Lowrie. He’s been crushing us this year.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coach Washington's team

is gonna win today…I can feel it

by Sky Hook on Sep 6, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm hungry now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What kind of cookie.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Er, make that . a ?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sugar?

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Sep 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this type of cookie


And sorry for the jump back up but I just saw this now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Nice.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cokie

would be more fun…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, an out!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Youkawhatthefuck

will be revealed as a Bear one day, just you wait…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Thanks that that mental picture, too

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch him taking his warm ups.

Does he stroke that bat, or what???

Besides, he seems like that over-the-top-guys-guy…ya gotta watch out for them.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That gave me an idea

Photobucket doesn’t have a bear template though, just a gorrilla:

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatness,

on so many levels…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

that was close

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Used to be on

the Ticket??? Didn’t see her, just going from memory.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blalock

He’s kind of sucked since he got hurt back in April.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least tonight

it sounds like the Rangers fans are trying to drown out the Sox fans. Last night we were way outnumbered.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1-1

Biotchez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes,

They are…your perception is fucked, man.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooo TVants is working!

Just in time to see Laird score.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A lead!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

F'em until their

eyes pop out!!!

The Rangers are winning this shit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TOLD 'YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woot!

Bloop single.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That rally warning

I love it. It’s so hilariously bad it’s awesome.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That sounds

somewhat disturbing, actually

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Max Ramirez

Grand Slam to CF in the 1st inning for OKC

by shroomer on Sep 6, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beastly.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

What would you do about the catching situation next year?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, a lot of course depends on how Salty recovers

And how Tea hits this month. But assuming Laird is gone, and everyone is healthy, I would like to see Max as the DH, and either Salty or Teagarden (whichever one wins the job out of ST) going full time at the start of the year.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would you do with the one who doesn't win the job?

And wouldn’t you be better served moving one of your three young catchers this offseason?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

move em all

Trade Pina too. Bring back Melhuse

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The other one stats in AAA

I’m not really all that keen on trading any of our young catchers until the deadline next year really. Each one has something to prove, and each one could be the starter of the future. I think trading one just to trade one would be akin to trading AGon myself.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Salty/Max combo

Dear god please don’t let this happen. The defense would be so terribly bad I think my eyes would bleed watching it

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 6, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Id rather TT hit his weight

than Salty or Max hit theirs. At least TT is a good defensive catcher

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 6, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Because it wasn’t all that bad when it happened last year.

All-D, no hit catchers are vastly overrated IMO – if you’ve got big bats that can catch, I don’t see why you wouldn’t want to get that extra sock into the order. Unless of course you think both Salty and Max are busts, which of course I don’t think will happen.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Er, this year that is

Thinking a year in advance right now.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bats

Even with Saltys recent hot streak he still hasn’t shown me enough to think he is as good an offensive threat as he is made out to be. Max either. I think Max needs at least another couple months possibly a full year in AAA before coming up for good to the bigs.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 6, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the same can be said about Teagarden

Irregardless, we’ve got to give at least one of these guys a real chance in the majors next year, without the distraction of Laird and his whining. Even if they flop, I think that’s better than trading one just to trade one, only to find out we traded the best of the three.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Irregardless

is not a fucking word!

Please stop using it.

Thanks!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell that to this NC cafe:

The New York Times:

“The Irregardless Café is the place to eat when you are in Raleigh.”

www.irregardless.com

by RangersOCD on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not if we have to offer him a multi-year deal or big $$

I’ve grown to love the guy, but he’s far too injury prone to give a big deal to.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmn

Well, maybe if there was some kind of an at-bats clause built into it that activated the second year I’d go for that.

My guess is the Rangers will probably bring him back anyway though, so it really doesn’t matter what I would or wouldn’t do.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

if you bring bradley back, you can’t really make max the dh. so what would you do about thecatching?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that would make it a 3-way battle for the catchers positon

In that scenario, I guess I would go with Max or Salty as your A or B catcher (to catch 4-5 times a week) with the other one going to AAA, and have Teagarden as a backup whp catches 2-3 times a week.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJM

you’re picking fights lately, huh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

I’m just curious, because the catching situation is something of a conundrum, and LSJ was one of the biggest Salty backers earlier this year.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Salty hadn't have gotten injured

The way he was playing in the second half would have made him the favorite for the job next year IMO. But the injury means he’ll basically have to come back next year and prove he’s healthy before he wins anything.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling

the role is teagarden’s to lose right now.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It will be if he hits this Sept.

Which is why I want to see him play as much as possible this month.

But if he doesn’t hit, and one (or both) of Max and Salty perform as expected next spring, I don’t see how they can justify starting him over the other two.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha. I don't envy JD

with all these decisions…he has to be a bit gunshy from past choices.

But, knowing him, he has learned and adapted.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAMMY!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Young

will get to 200 hits by the end of this game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just got here

4 hits in 2 ip.. harrison looking poor?

glad we are winning.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he hasn't looked terrible

but does pretty much deserve that line

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is pretty epic

Usually it is the Rangers putting on this kind of show.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well now

everyone seems to be joining this party

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game got entertaining in a hurry

That’s a routine out if Boston doesn’t have the shift on.

by jamcadbury on Sep 6, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO monster inning!!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was an interesting look on wakefields face.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought so too

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was this ...

… before of after the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover?

by Melmart1 on Sep 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not so much queer

that’s actually pretty slick.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to demolish Boston today

I’m usually always in the mood for a good Boston bashing, but its about time this team really gives it to them.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You've got to be kidding me

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that work.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

Just happen????

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell just happened?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Really Hank? Really?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cold Beer! Cold Beer!

Oh shit, my fridge is calling…brb.

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tulsa 42
UNT 10
halftime score – heh

by shroomer on Sep 6, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good thing UNT went and got themselves a great football coach

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh, just bailed.....

UNT is not very good….but then again, you don’t have to be very good to be .500 in the Sunbelt confrence

by laxtonto on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Matt,

my delicate flower…brush it off!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or not...................

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedroia

He is right up there with John Lackey on the “looks like he might be retarded” list.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OK Matt

time to shut this down right here before it turns into 19-17

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or not

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a good day for Man-Crush

And what the hell is Youkilis doing in the stands?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Saving Private Ryan is on TNT.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOORAY draft picks!

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: UNLV 7 UT 0 in the 2nd qtr.

I really thought the Horns would

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Sep 6, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Never mind

 I meant Utah

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Sep 6, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

When did we play UNLV?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 6, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was looking at 2 different games

I got comfused. lol

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Sep 6, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were they trying to do that "Youuuuks" thing ...

… like they do at Fenway? What a bunch of bandwagoning bitches!

by Melmart1 on Sep 6, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh how I wish...

I was at the game with a pellet gun…damn, what fun!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, just go for the BOS jerseys

much easier.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make sure you get that douche

Youkilis. Man, he’s right up there with Swisher for my doucheness award.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IMO

Pedrioa is worse than either of them. He’s like David Eckstein and Nick Swisher molded together.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's certainly true

Pedroia is definitely on my Mount Rushmore of douches now along with Swisher, Tori Hunter, and Youkilis.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, in my pretend

scenario, I would be invisible, or somesuch…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are up 7-4 and already got to the Red Sox bullpen

So why do I still feel so bad about this game?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because we are the Ragners.

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Sep 6, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know

that fastball was thrown to where it was called. At this point, I hate to be one of those idiots that second guesses the catcher, but damn, Harrison is throwing the curve ball for strikes, why would you not at least call for it there?

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knox looks a bit too happy

with the birthday girls

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Leann is 30?

Not bad, at all…but parts of her are not that old….

BTW, I think I’ve tipped her before.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NELLY!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruz Missile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rock Me!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

he cranked that one

-Wakes

by Wakes1331 on Sep 6, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

the 2005 GDT crew together again!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good times friend,

Good times.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoaaa NELLY!!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ, I am fucking stupid

I just figured out why I couldn’t get MLB audio or any audio on the TVants feed. Why?

My headphones where plugged into the computer.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you are pretty stupid

but I’d be a liar if I said I’ve never done that before

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

harrison is a beast

i think his era is higher because he lets in runs when he can and he pitches for the team not his stats. for example tonight he has a 6-run lead so he is aggressive and lets in some runs that aren’t that important

I give up

by Steal Home on Sep 6, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+a ton

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Community photobucket account?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we do

it’s called 4chan.

Unlike Lookoutlanding, we don’t make our own gifs.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is it?

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.4chan.org/

that’s where most of these come from

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a fan.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

I’ve never used 4chan. I get all mine off photobucket.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's where they originally come from

4chan is like the origin of all annoying internet memes and web images

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey we made rally images

but the rangers falling out of the race ended any need for rallys.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he "gave up"?

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't care less

what he does unless it’s “die in a fire”

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Do we have to start an ipetition to get him banned or something?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's lame because you didn't have

the creativity or imagination to find your own gif.

That’s why it’s lame, LSJ is lame for a whole other set of reasons.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not people

I think he’s been clear on who he has a certain negative feeling for

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not everyone

just you. How many times do I have to explain that you should die in a fire?

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Work on your spelling...

then die in a fire, K?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give up on life. Please.

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russ Reston.

Great man…’nough said.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woooo Matt

Got Big Puppy.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedroia

looks like he’s the size of one of Harrison’s legs.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nelly

EN FUEGO!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Cruz is starting to make things complicated.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

trade Byrd

Murphy/Cruz/Hamilton

then Murphy-Cruz platoon/Borbon/Hamilton when you think the Shot is ready.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what would have been a good idea?

Giving Cruz enough of a shot to make an actual judgment on him. At this point, I think you basically have to carry him next spring.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How so?

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because noone at all was interested in giving him another shot all summer

certainly not me.

sigh.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might want to pay attention before you run you mouth off

I’ve been on that since June.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On what?

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly what I said that prompted your snarky reply

That they needed to call Cruz up months ago so that they could get a true evaluation of him before they had to decide what to do with him this winter/spring.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps the "giving cruz enough of a shot to make an actual judgement on him" that you replied to

is it that hard to figure out?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

103

In other words, he’s done.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matty?

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his constant crying face

makes me believe he’s sensative.

I’m pretty sure he writes in a journal

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I write in a journal.

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His name is Oliver.

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you suck McBain.

by oc on Sep 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF???

Chase is so much better?

I mean. I like Discovery channel too…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, rainbows

because sometimes, Matt needs a reminder that the days aren’t all cloudy

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No...

Its a horse with a sword on its head.

by Fooster7 on Sep 6, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its not a journal

Its just a way of getting his emotions out

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey z

When did Callis say that about Teagarden?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably three weeks ago

in one of his chats I believe

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

B-B-B-randon

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy

has the Lettuce look going lately

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MY comes through

and somewhere, Z breaks a mirror…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

me?

Why do you say that?

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

man

you just get ribbed by every one.

No one is outright mean to you, but you’re like the blog doormat right now

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i propose we switch to OC.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oc is not nearly as fun to rib

cause he fights back, z just takes it sometimes.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When the guy who runs the blog calls you Zebra Cakes

That kind of sets the tone.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

zebra cakes are delicious

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: (5) Florida up 9-3 on Miami

9 min. left in the 3rd.

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW!!! Hamilton crushed that thing...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton's MVP run

Starts NOW….

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why couldnt that get out

Hammy needs about 8 homeruns to have a shot at the mvp.

also Im almost eliminated in fantasy and needed that =(

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

... and then Hank comes up!

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crisp is such a fakin' ass

bitch…

Oh, look, I hustled. Owee, I got hurt!

Whatever, I’m glad AJM’s trade didn’t work, way back when…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what was the trade proposal?

I remember a lot of people wanting Crisp here, but can’t remember any trades outside of Laird for Crisp.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are they interrupting a great game with Knoxie's bits?

If this is the angle FSN is going for I wish they’d hire Corby or Gordo or something.

by jamcadbury on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruz with the .955 ops

crazy things that 2 homeruns will do to your numbers in your 13th game of the season.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

splits

Only .843 against RHP.

"The question of how we came to be is a philosophical one." - 4HIM

by Chase Irwin on Sep 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you can't have that

given the team’s weakness against righthanded hitters.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

err...

pitchers I mean

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

could there actually be something to this "Laird is at his best when he’s fighting for his job.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

6 for 12

Since it was announced he’d split time with Tea.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its always been that way

He comes out and bitches about losing his starting job or something like that and then ends up smashing the ball.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's....disturbing

I mean, that either means he’s got to worst stamina in the world or the worst work ethic in the world if this theory has legs.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think its a problem of him being tired or overworked

For whatever reason, he just slacks off when the pressure isn’t on him to lose his job.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know

This game is on pace to be a 3 hour game.

Which is remarkable, given that it is 13-4 in the 7th.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kind of surprised

Loe is still in this game. He’s thrown 10 pitches already

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

Wash is obviously giving Loe a chance to prove himself

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nelson Cruz

I think part of the reason the Rangers haven’t been that interested in getting more of a look at him is that they view Hamilton is their everyday RF by the beginning of 2010, at the latest, anyway.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruz/Borbon/Hamilton

Wouldn’t be terrible really. It becomes a question of how much you like Murphy/Boggs and how much you can get back for Cruz.

by LiamP on Sep 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was making a post on a fantasy board about cruz a few minutes ago

and said the same thing with the corners being crowded once you consider hamilton probably moving to right…
but as for it being why cruz hasnt been getting a look.. personally I think wash just straight up doesn’t like him and prevented his callup while the rangers were still in “contention”. A hunch.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That really isn't the point to me

It’s about evaluating and protecting your assets. If he is on his way to becoming a good player, for one thing you find a way to get him on the field, and for another, he’s got enough upside (because of his power) that he’d have value if he could demonstrated between now and then that he’s a major league hitter.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My guess is that...

…they felt that they were going to deal him anyway, and his value wasn’t going to improve significantly if they called him up in, say, July.

Not saying it is right, just saying that I think that was the thought process.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That may be true

And if so, maybe they were unlucky. Either way, they’re worse off for that gamble.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure

with Byrd having an awesome August, you upped his value as well. Right now, Laird and Byrd can probably both go for much more value than they had in July/August.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do Byrd and Cruz

exclude each other?

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by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murphy and Boggs

were both doing their jobs pretty well. I’m not sure who you send down, maybe Boggs, but Boggs offer more defensive flexibility than Nelly.

You also have to remember, Cruz was injured for awhile during the middle of the year.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is going in all different directions

1. Cruz didn’t have to play every game.
2. Cruz got hurt subsequent to when I wanted him promoted, so yes he misses that time and yes, he gets a lot more games in the majors anyway.
3. If we’re all into retrospeculation, Murphy’s injury allows plenty of time for Cruz to have played plenty all of the time he would have been up.

The fact is that it was the smart thing to do at the time, and they went against the grain either because they were down on him or because of Adam’s reason. And whichever it was, they are worse off for their decision, because they lost out on quite a bit of time to evaluate Cruz and wouldn’t have had to lose hardly any if any time at all pumping up Byrd’s. How much value does Byrd have anyway, at this point, since he’s almost to free agency?

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see that point of evaluation

at the time there was no place to play him every-day and if you’re not going to play him everyday, what’s the point of bringing him up?

The fact is that it was unfortunate that Nellie got hurt when he did, if he hadn’t we would have seen much more of him.

Byrd is hitting near .300 and has played pretty good CF defense, and he’ll still be pretty cheap next year. I think he’d have a bit of value.

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable

I come home so that I can watch the UT/UTEP game, and freaking USF/UCF goes to overtime. I hate ESPN and college football.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please make a FG USF

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable

I come home so that I can watch the UT/UTEP game, and freaking USF/UCF goes to overtime. I hate ESPN and college football.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Max Morgan

looks like a cadaver

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by lisa w on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruz

really underrated as a defender, he’s not just fast, but gets pretty good reads as well. His awkward body motions makes him look like a worse fielder than he is

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's got a cannon for an arm too

He’s made some amazing plays with that arm

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by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our OF arms

Are just nuts – Hamilton, Cruz, Boggs, Byrd – even Murphy’s got a decent arm on him.

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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its funny that Murphy is clearly the worst

And he still looks to have a good arm.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

murphy

his arm is more than decent, it’s a quick release and it’s really freakin accurate.

He’s probably the weakest strength wise, but it’s definitely much more accurate than Josh’s or even Nelson’s

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Boggs' arm is weird

Sometimes, it is like he has a laser.

Sometimes, it is like he’s Johnny Damon out there.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and sometimes

he throws to second base for no real reason

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
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by Gdawg on Sep 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

inconsistent release

it’s the Randy Winn disease

by FirebatM3 on Sep 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat me to it

So +1.

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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Sep 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs