More Jon Daniels quotes on the Michael Young situation
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 13, 2009 10:04 PM CST
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Richard Durrett has still more from Jon Daniels on the Michael Young situation, with questions and answers from Daniels from a "town hall" session tonight in Lewsville...
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Did anyone say "town hall"...
my friends?
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
by chrisR on Jan 13, 2009 10:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Andrus
so from what it sounds like, Andrus is definitely the opening day shortstop?
by meatbonelefty on Jan 13, 2009 10:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
agree or not
JD sure is saying the right things, putting it in MY’s court…
Freddie King rules faces.
by Ryin A on Jan 13, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
after reading JD's comments, it is really starting to sink in
that the organization fully expects Andrus to be the opening day SS, and they might not even pursue a contingency plan.
I’d really rather see them spend a couple million on Vizquel, that would accomplish a couple things: give Andrus what would appear to be a very good mentor, and at the same time allow him to start in OKC, for at least a month or two, so that the club gets another year of service time.
"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM
by tricer on Jan 13, 2009 10:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
there has to be some type of contingency plan, right?
Surely JD wouldn’t get backed into a corner where he forces MY to 3rd, starts the season w/ Andrus at SS, reach a point where Andrus bat just won’t play, then has to demote Elvis and ask MY back to SS mid season, right?
"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM
by tricer on Jan 13, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Marcus Lemon.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Roberts
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ruben Mateo
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Sasser
as long as we’re going out of position. Hector Fajardo.
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cesar King
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
David Segui
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Went to a BAL/TEX game back in 2000
Texas was down something like five runs going into the bottom of the sixth inning (courtesy of a bad Rick Helling start). They rallied with six runs in that half-inning, capped by a three-run shot from David Segui, and went on to win by one run.
The opposing starter? Sidney Ponson.
by Joey Matschulat on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I like this comment. It all comes full circle.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Kunkel
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
by Chaim Witz on Jan 14, 2009 3:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Zimmerman.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Manny Alexander
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
JJ Barea
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
AC Green.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Roger Pavlik
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Modano
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Galloway
aka Grandpa Urine
by Michael Cave on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Diamond Dallas Page.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Steve "Effin" Earle
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Paris "effin, everyone" hilton.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Efren Herrera
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Efrem Zimbalist
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Zac Efron
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Stephanie Zimbalist
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Steve "Effin" Erwin
Crikey!
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Diamond Joe Quimby
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
___________________
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Black Jacque
Shellaque.
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Ripken's bat.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The one that says FU?
Miami bound...
by boomer1 on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No it says "fuck face"
and I own one.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
AC Slader
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Little Joe Washington
Miami bound...
by boomer1 on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wile E. Coyote
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Will E. Nelson
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Benji the Dog
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Slater*
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That escalated quickly.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that!
Did you throw a trident?
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah there was a horse and a guy
on fire and i killed a guy
by Michael Cave on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
I think you should find some relatives or a safe house nearby, lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Morris
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
jerryl sasser
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I went to Junior College with Jerryl Sasser
by BEW on Jan 13, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lee Nailon
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Robert Pack.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Anstey
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dennis Rodman
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Harrington
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tony Dumas
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tony Dungy
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Jordan
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Apu Nahassapeemapentalan
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Neal Broten
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch Cumstein
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Shane Churla
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Guy Carbonneau
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Guy LaFleur
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gump Worsley
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fulton Reed
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Broken Wrist
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You throw like a GIRL!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bambi Woods
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Indiana Bones
and the Temple of Poon
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler Perry Discovers What Brown Means
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lance Alworth
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agent Cody Banks.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
by AirJordan on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Robert Boucher Jr.
‘Bobby’
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Ducksworth
Quack, Quack Quack Mr. Ducksworth!
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Roger Dorn
An actual shortstop!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mel Clark
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rachel Phelps
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rachel Nichols
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rachel McAdams.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ren Stevens
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ren and Stimpy
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tawny Dean > Ren Stevens
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tawny Stone
does anyone get that?
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rachelle Leah
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My spoon is too big
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Elden Campbell
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Earl Campbell
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Glen Campbell
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cambell Brown
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Campbell
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Howard The Duck
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 3:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Basil Rathbone
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sleestak
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Empfindsamkeit
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Samsonite
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was WAY off!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Baldelli?
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Huson
UW represent!
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
by WyoRanger on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Francis Poncherello
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cleveland Steamer
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cincinatti Bowtie
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Glass bottom boat
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dutch Rutter
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Alabama hot pocket
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
donkey punch
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Donkeys love to munch on carrots
carrots don’t like that at all.
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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
dude
I’ve known about the famous Alabama hot pocket for some time, and it never ceases to make me cringe. There used to be a link on wikipedia to a clip…and, you know…curiosity sets in and….oh god.
by naropean on Jan 14, 2009 1:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Alabama Hot Pocket
I was wondering what that was…do share.
Anything like an Angry Pirate?
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Michelle Wie
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Russell
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Russell Maryland
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Savage
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by t ball on Jan 14, 2009 12:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Ramzinski
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 14, 2009 12:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rick Flair
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:14 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
My image returns!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 14, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I fully expect the Flair to be an integral part of GDT's again this year.
As HH might say: Luv me some Flair.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Kata.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Henry Mercedes
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bob saget.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know why
but that made me LOL.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kimmy Gibbler.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
stephanie tanner
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Becky
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Comet
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WIN.
Holy crap, I just LOL’d my face off.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Stephanie Tanner now
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy that
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Babu Bhatt
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Motor boat
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You hit that guy!
He shouldn’t have been standing there.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess she used to be a prospect.
Now she looks ready to move to 3B.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ahmad Rashad
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pluto
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
J. Wellington Wimpy
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Frank Catalanotto
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Topanga Lawrence
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Game Over....
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
insert (75c) coins
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
reset
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
up up down down left right
left right b a b a SELECT START
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FINAL FIGHT!
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FATALITY.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Clear High Scores
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HADOUKEN!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
YOGA FLAME
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hundred Hand Slap
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You may not pass go
you many not collect $200.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Finish Him.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
FT MF’n W
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
*Tosses Controller *
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Zelda
When your health gauge is low, visit a lake of a Great Fairy to restore your life. When you approach the lake, your health will slowly fill. While your health is being restored, press start to enter the item selection subscreen, and your health will continue to fill. Using a controller in port 2, press Up + A to return to the save menu. Select SAVE, and load your character’s file. Once loaded, instead of remaining at the default of 3 filled heart containers, Link will have his health fully restored at the start.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fire the blue shell!
It’ll hit the guy in first place!
(Anyone? Anyone?)
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You find an abandoned wagon with the following:
3 sets of clothing
42 bullets
2 wagon wheels
by oc on Jan 13, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You have Cholera
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But our princess is in another castle!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A thief comes during the night and steals 4 sets of clothing.
by oc on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that bitch
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Slippy! Noooooooo!!!!!!
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice going, Fox.
/condescending asshole Falco
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I like how people are going to wake in the morning and see that there are 409 comments.
by oc on Jan 13, 2009 11:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
GREATEST. THREAD. EVAR.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't stop now...
you pussies.
Lack of range gets your ass moved to 3B.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You think Michael Young will get his own
Slugfest, like Griffey?
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more
of Mike Piazza’s game.
by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It would be called:
Michael Young GIDP-Fest…
And it would debut on the Sega Saturn.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I think it’d be called Michael Young’s Golden Glove.
by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Coming this Spring
for Atari Jaguar
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Virtual Boy
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BAD!
It’s so BAD!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's so fucking suck
it sucks. It’s so sucking fuck it fucks!
Sorry, haven’t watched that for a while.
by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
AVGN, FTW.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I had to correct.
Because that line is so…goddamn…horrible.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ever play beavis and butt-head on sega?
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was all world
on Virtua Cop.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I fucking owned that game
just like Time Crisis 2 and 3.
by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sir, if we do not capture the enemy position, the brigade will have no place to fall back to, and will surely break and run. Are you sure you want the boys to carry out this attack?
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So, that's Star Wolf ...
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Falco's ship is under maintainence.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Einstein! I'm on your side!
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
To switch up the references: Cutsman
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
King K. Rool.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ganon
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Mirror Shield
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Ocarina of Time.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Noob Saibot
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Tyson
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
King Arthur
We WILL get this back to FOTF.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Richie Cunningham
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ron Washington.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 14, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
by chrisR on Jan 14, 2009 12:33 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Blue shell =
Mario Kart
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
oops
sorry,
ghtd was here first.
Penalty box for me.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The bear from the busy world of richard scary
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Josey Wales.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Boot of Lucifer
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sean Connery
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
YTMND
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hahah, this too
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
socks
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell happened?
Anyways, I do a little standup comedy everyonce in a while, a little advice as crazy as this sounds, women don’t take to Hymen jokes.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
by AirJordan on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that's a really interesting question
Say they sign Vizquel as a backup, in case Andrus fails badly, it would be an odd 25 man roster with two weak-hitting shortstops. That’s why it would be better to bring Andrus up after the AS break – even if he plays badly you can ride him to the end of the season and reevaluate.
At this point, I can’t imagine the Rangers decide to send Andrus out to AAA after Spring Training and go with Arias(arm) or Duran(he’d be just as bad as Young).
by Randy Richardson on Jan 13, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
having said that,
maybe they are extremely confident in his defensive ability and feel that he’s mentally strong enough to hold up if he is terrible offensively.
by Randy Richardson on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis Andrus will be terrible defensively.
He will make Nelson Norman look like a beast.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Will be terrible offensively
doh!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
wow
That meme escalated quickly. I mean that REALLY got out of hand. Ben threw a trident at someone and killed him.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Jan 14, 2009 8:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That was the biggest thing I took from that as well.
They really think Andrus is ready right now. I’m surprised. We need to be prepared to watch some growing pains. He’s going to be a replacement level hitter for a year or two as he grows, anything above that will be a bonus. I hope they’re right about him.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully he'll be replacement level
I would be more than alright with that
by BuckyB on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There are obviously only three possibilities
A) There is something that the team knows that we don’t
B) The team is stupid
C) Elvis Andrus looks like Orlando Cabrera
by Telegraph on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, I'm surprised and a little disappointed.
Why start his clock so early?
Give him a month or two or three in AAA at the very least and we get an extra year on the back end.
Seems like such a no-brainer to me.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd bet
he spends just enough time in AAA.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 14, 2009 8:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's hoping you win the shit out of that bet.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 8:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think so too.
There’s nothing in the quotes about Opening Day per se, just an invite to Spring Training.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jan 14, 2009 8:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's his job to win.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 9:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think its that big of a deal
I don’t like it, but if Andrus is the player we think he can be (and apparently JD believes he can be), he’ll sign an extension that will add on some extra years past the usual 6 years.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jan 14, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, but it's just so easy to Longoria him. I can't understand why we wouldn't do it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 3:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJI_m6gzNc
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young the all star first baseman
Sure JD.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jan 13, 2009 10:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jason Varitek
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, lol.
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 13, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, that got a belly laugh from me.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is what most of us here have wanted
I think MY will come around and see it JD’s way. The way I look at it after last year with all the young kids up and such might as well get Andrus up here and see what he has. I also think the Rangers need to get Holland and Feliz up in September and hit the ground running next year. If they compete this year even better.
Here is what I don’t get MY says it needs to be a give and take but the Rangers gave him that huge contract so maybe he should give and move over to third for the good of the team.
Miami bound...
by boomer1 on Jan 13, 2009 10:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the problem i have with all of this
is that MY will be a terrible, TERRIBLE 3rd baseman in my opinion. He’s now going to be in the hot corner, can’t go to his right, and he had trouble getting hotshots at SS, imagine what’s going to happen at 3rd. I don’t know what to do, maybe LF would suit him the best…
This is why i hope JD tries his best to trade him.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Would this assessment of Young's defensive projection at third base from J. Parks make you feel any better?
I think Young would be an above-average 3B. Young’s overall defensive skill set has deteriorated some over the past few seasons, but I still think his glove would grade out in the 55 range at 3B. Young has one of the strongest infield arms in baseball, so I think his arm would remain a legit 70.
by Joey Matschulat on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i hope he's right.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
by Longhorn on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
JD days that Sheets is a 'person of interest':
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 13, 2009 10:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
says*
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What's the crime?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ben Sheets will be a ranger this year. Just watch.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a fact.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
God I want Sheets here
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We should all join in on this prayer
I’m agnostic though. Doesn’t that mean it would hurt our chances?
by hiafex on Jan 14, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm agnostic too
God/Allah/Vishnu/Buddha are all equally dumb to me.
However, they’d earn several +1’s for aligning the moons just right and getting Sheets to Arlington.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 14, 2009 1:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What about Joe Pesci?
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 3:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Pesci
I downloaded his My Cousin Vinny cd the other day. It’s so racist/stereotypical, and yet I can’t stop laughing.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 14, 2009 12:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
All praise be to Science and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Unless the Mets get him
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Jan 14, 2009 8:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I just saw the Steve Dennis report on Channel 11.
The Rangers use these town hall meetings as an opportunity to get more ‘personal’ with the fans. The fact is this year, it’s more of a ‘P.R.’ problem.
It is insight like this that can take you unexplicably far in America.
by oc on Jan 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The NEW Sporting News FB Special Issue is Out
Fantasy Baseball issue just came out.
Michael Young is ranked as the 4th best SS in the MLB. #1 in the AL.
They are predicting him to have a very good year in Arlington.
What shall I do with this info?
by 3Bagger on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Burn it.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Three things...
Haven’t we heard all kinds of reports of Young being shopped by the Rangers since December?
JD’s staying with that “We want to get all our championship caliber players on the field at the same time”…why?
There appears to be no fall-back position.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No comment.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What relevance...
does that have to the comment you responded to?
And, I saw “Great Game” make an appearance in another thread… guess who’s getting their toothbrush pooped on!
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Jan 13, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you the same guy who complained about how annoying it was to click on a thread with a lot of comments only to find it is a lot of people being sucked in to responding to JW's shtick?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So if Hank Blalock had a .956 OPS
as a 20 year old in AA and then threw down a .633 OPS in The Show at almost 21.5 years of age what can we expect from Elvis Andrus in The Show when he threw down a .717 OPS at AA when he’s a year younger?
Elvis Andrus is not ready!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I AGREE WITH JOSEY
Our offense has historically been the problem with this franchise. We need FOTF’s killer bat there.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Because Josey is so good at "doublethink..."
one of the great Orwellian concepts, I thought I would include another Orwell quote, which I think encapsulates Josey’s thought process quite nicely…
“All nationalists have the power of not seeing resemblances between similar sets of facts…. Actions are held to be good or bad, not on their own merits, but according to who does them, and there is almost no kind of outrage — torture, the use of hostages, forced labour, mass deportations, imprisonment without trial, … assassination, the bombing of civilians — which does not change its moral colour when it is committed by ‘our’ side … The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.”
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Put that quote on a t shirt
and it would cause major tired-head.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Stitch it onto a pillow
And lay your head to sleep tonight.
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
by WyoRanger on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't let MY see it.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
by RangerMad on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’d love to be in a fantasy league where FOTF is the 4th SS taken. It’s Hanley, Reyes, Rollins, Alexei(yahoo leagues), Furcal, Tulo/Drew (toss-up), Jeter and arguably Peralta/Hardy before FOTF IMO.
by LiamP on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Young #4 in MLB
Their list: Hanley, Reyes, Rollins, M-Y (at #49 overall). Peralta at #74. Furcal at #79.
I don’t play Fantasy Baseball. But, it’s just a decent teaser mag for the 2009 season.
by 3Bagger on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
meh
the first 3 are all first/second rounders.
after that, its who you like. young has been reliable for solid batting average, runs, and rbi, hes a safe pick.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What about Tulo?
Surely he’s going to bounce back.
by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing at all sure about it, actually.
If there was he’d be a top 20-30 overall player, no question.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Its fantasy baseball
Young is a great SS for fantasy baseball. He hits .300 in the middle of the league’s best lineup which gets him a good amount of RBIs and runs. And while he has never been a huge base stealer, he still steals enough to add some value in a roto league. With a weak offensive position like shortstop, Young becomes a pretty valuable player. None of this really matter to the Rangers on the field because most fantasy baseball leagues don’t look at other stats.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jan 14, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I needed a laugh
coming off another Mavs loss.
by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Anderson's halfcourt prayer
plus that gross ending made me hang my head.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He went to Calhoun Middle School!
Just like me!
So if you think about it, it’s kind of like I hit that shot tonight. In a certain kind of way, I mean.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did he really?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 7:16 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, he had a really effed up childhood. Like really effed up.
Read this article, it highlights some of it.
Andersen was raised in poverty by an overworked single mom. When Chris was a young boy, his father, Claus, built the family a house in Iola. During the construction, Chris and his two sisters slept in a barn and used a bucket as a toilet. When the home was completed, Claus skipped town, leaving his soon-to-be ex-wife to raise the kids.
Much as she’s later claimed it pained her, Linda [his Mother] decided to forfeit her custody and split up the family for the sake of their financial survival. But soon Claus [the Father] tired of the kids and decided to go on the road to sell his art. He gave the kids a choice: they could attend military school or move into a children’s home. “All I knew about military school was that they expected you to make your own bed,” says Chris. “I chose the children’s home.”
Oh, and this:
The Cumberland Presbyterian Children’s Home, a Spartan complex off Interstate 35 in Denton, Texas, had a basic rule. Run away three times and you’re gone. April violated the policy after a month and was sent back to her father. Chris, then 11, was more docile. “Man, I just wanted a place to sleep,” he says. For the next four years he stayed at the home and attended the local elementary and middle schools. Though both his parents were not only alive but also living in the same state, he was, for all intents, an orphan.
It doesn’t say expressly that he went to Calhoun in the article, but there was one in the Wretched-Comical a while back where it talked about his time as an electric orange Cougar.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 8:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, interesting
Explains a lot. Hopefully dude can stay clean, cause he’s done pretty damn good for himself.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 8:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Brenham
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 7:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know
My early schooling was just up 290 a few miles in Round Top and Carmine.
My great uncle played football at Blinn until a train ran over his foot. My older brother went to Blinn for a while, too.
by jasonhh on Jan 14, 2009 8:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
…until a train ran over his foot.
How the… ?
We need some back story there.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 8:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess
he and some other players were out partying, or a 1930’s variation on partying, and decided to hop a freight train that would get them to Dallas. While running to catch on the guy in front of him slipped on the gravel and my uncle tripped over him. Asses and elbows everywhere and part of a foot stayed behind.
by jasonhh on Jan 14, 2009 8:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I knew immediately that Alcohol was involved
by BEW on Jan 14, 2009 9:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Down there
alcohol seems to be involved in just about everything, but yeah, I know what you mean
by jasonhh on Jan 14, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Daniels
One thing I’ve always appreciated about the man is that he isn’t a bullshitter. He’ll field a tough question and he give a frank but fair response. I think that’s the way he probably presented this situation when he approached MY about this and it may have burned him a little, but I really respect Daniels for sticking to his guns about this. He’s a professional.
"Was this really necsarry?" - cowpoke/hurler hurley
by trza on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
trza, I will give JD credit
for not hiding under a rock like his predecessor but he is full of bullshit when he says that he wants to “get all of our championship caliber players on the field together.”
When one of those players is not ready for The Show, you don’t bring him up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 11:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
'reply' is your friend
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So you'd rather go with Metcalf?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jan 14, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good hell people...
are we not allowed to have a MY thread with less than 300 comments?
Now that said, that shit above is pretty funny. Look at what your little “contingency plan” question started Tricer. Hope you’re happy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jan 13, 2009 11:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Heh
I just got here, and I have no idea what the F is going on… but it is pretty funny.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You found that funny?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you really want to feel like bashing your head against the wall is the only way out, do what I just did and read a few comments on the DMN story.
Good god.
All those people are aggressively retarded.
The next time someone tells me that all lives should be treated the same and protected equally, I’m gonna send ’em over to that board and have ’em read 10 comments.
If there’s a better case to be made for napalming the nations trailer parks and monster truck rallies, I haven’t seen it.
I’m so mad right now.
I hate humanity.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 2:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"agressively retarded"
Absolutely brilliant.
by jasonhh on Jan 14, 2009 7:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, what a thread.
To everyone who made it possible: +100, and a sincere…
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We are so going to slow this thread down if we continue this.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm speechless.
That is awesome.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
two legged horse...
…is mesmerizing.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
x
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jan 13, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll try again
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok it clearly won't direct link. Fail.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Scrubs has to be the best show on tv
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
x
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 14, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You're off to a smashing start.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 14, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 11:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well my image fucking failed.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking images
that’s a different blog.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
I was hoping someone would take the cue.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That still
makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I love that one
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They're huge and they're sting crazy!
Your firearms are useless against them!
by brettgardner on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Has this ever been posted Halo Heaven?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not...
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ATTACK THEM WITH BEES THEN
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They even had an appropriate thread for me
Favorite Angel memories of 2008.
http://www.halosheaven.com/2009/1/13/720027/last-thoughts-on-2008-2008#11403472
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ahhahaha
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 14, 2009 12:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lolol
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 14, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that bee clip
literally made me laugh out loud for 20 seconds.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is epic
+Googolplex to everyone
by hiafex on Jan 14, 2009 12:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As great as this thread is -- it needs some Jon from Plano
http://www.myspace.com/hardliners
So freaking funny
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Heard that driving home from work today...
As soon as Grubes got started with the drops it was legendary.
by LiamP on Jan 13, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like
he gets 40 rods to the hogs head, and that’s the way he likes it.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the MLB Network is quickly improving my knowledge of baseball history
yay mlb network.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
MLB Network is giving me something to do with my life until Spring Training starts. Huge score.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
mlb network
i’ll just be happy when fios gets it in hd, watching sd television makes the baby jesus cry
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jan 14, 2009 7:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Add Time Warner to that as well.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 7:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Dish Network
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 14, 2009 7:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 14, 2009 7:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+2
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jan 14, 2009 8:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I don’t understand the escalating +’s
I think there’s some flawed logic there somewhere.
Either way, the point still stands, fuck Dish Network!
by hiafex on Jan 14, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It ain't too complicated
Basically you are the third person to agree with Dirk’s originally awesome opinion.
Therefore, you are technically "+3"ing it.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by Chase Irwin on Jan 14, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+2
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I support this thread.
The names have run their course, but oc’s talent for .gifs makes this thread of the year.
by brettgardner on Jan 13, 2009 11:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We peaked way too early.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You've got to admit...
…that is a damn impressive list of names.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 14, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember this bum. Ex boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
by oc on Jan 14, 2009 12:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Aw yeah, he used to fight under the name of 'Kid Minneapolis.'
by oc on Jan 14, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, you're thinking of his brother, Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
by oc on Jan 14, 2009 12:11 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado.
by oc on Jan 14, 2009 12:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah! From Dakota! I can't remember if it was North or South.
by oc on Jan 14, 2009 12:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure
oc got a hold of some good shit this week.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Jan 14, 2009 8:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky him.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 9:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As of now....
I would like to nominate this thread to be placed on the The LSB Almanac
In Smoak We Trust
by Smoak Some on Jan 13, 2009 11:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why does my computer
run animated GIFs so slowly? Well, slower than on the Web.
by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's funny
On mine they’re running super-fast (well, when I’m in firefox, anyway).
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He just slammed right into that cop car.
Nice one Nico.
by hiafex on Jan 14, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a way to save threads?
This is like Bob Newhart meets Albert Einstein meets Otto Velez and ‘Shooty’ Babbit.
by scoop16 on Jan 14, 2009 12:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much everything gets archived
Just bookmark the thread address.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well
this thread looks gone for the night.
by jonthefon on Jan 14, 2009 12:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:27 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
"They shouldn't throw at me, I'm the father of five or six kids"
by jonthefon on Jan 14, 2009 12:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
my former sig!
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Before I read this thread. . .
. . . how many of you did NOT type something you had already written in another thread?
by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2009 12:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Just read it. Trust me.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not entirely certain.
I missed the beginning of it myself. About all I can tell you was, it was awesome.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No idea. I just saw names so I said Bob Saget.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 14, 2009 12:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
“No idea. I just saw names so I said Bob Saget.”
And oddly enough it got a laugh and started it’s own branch of names.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCK0HmfZI74
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 14, 2009 12:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
hmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCK0HmfZI74
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 14, 2009 12:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S TIT DIRT!
by philkid3 on Jan 14, 2009 12:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lmao.
“Youre grounded!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Why?”
“Cause you don’t think the dishwasher sounds like chewbacca taking a shit”
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
by iorange555 on Jan 14, 2009 12:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to fail out of law school
Thanks to an hour spent reading this thread
by BuckyB on Jan 14, 2009 9:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
and it will have been worth it
eff smu
by BuckyB on Jan 14, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Its a shame
Instead of the smart, tough lawyer you could have been the slacker, screw off attorney
by BEW on Jan 14, 2009 9:41 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I thought as I neglected reading last night
and instead looked up super nintendo quotes to use.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
by Maximilian on Jan 14, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
AJM...
please get us a new thread. This one takes forever to load… and there’s nothing that can be added that will be worthy of this thread’s greatness.
Allow a paraphrase from my favorite book:
I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of thisbookthread: If anyone adds anything to them,GodJosey will add to him theplaguesbeatings described in thisbookthread. And if anyone takes words away from thisbook of prophecythread,Godmiles will take away from him hisshare in the tree of life and in the holy citystatus, which are described in thisbookblog.
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
OC
i sincerely thank you for the greatness you have added to this thread. Im not really sure were else your mind goes under the influence, but id like to ask you to make sure you log on here again when you find yourself in an altered state of mind. To all the other LSBer’s, this was like totally the most epic thread ever of all time to infinity.
by blalock84 on Jan 14, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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