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More Jon Daniels quotes on the Michael Young situation

Richard Durrett has still more from Jon Daniels on the Michael Young situation, with questions and answers from Daniels from a "town hall" session tonight in Lewsville...

 

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Did anyone say "town hall"...

my friends?

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Jan 13, 2009 10:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Andrus

so from what it sounds like, Andrus is definitely the opening day shortstop?

by meatbonelefty on Jan 13, 2009 10:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

agree or not

JD sure is saying the right things, putting it in MY’s court…

Freddie King rules faces.

by Ryin A on Jan 13, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

after reading JD's comments, it is really starting to sink in

that the organization fully expects Andrus to be the opening day SS, and they might not even pursue a contingency plan.

I’d really rather see them spend a couple million on Vizquel, that would accomplish a couple things: give Andrus what would appear to be a very good mentor, and at the same time allow him to start in OKC, for at least a month or two, so that the club gets another year of service time.

"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM

by tricer on Jan 13, 2009 10:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

there has to be some type of contingency plan, right?

Surely JD wouldn’t get backed into a corner where he forces MY to 3rd, starts the season w/ Andrus at SS, reach a point where Andrus bat just won’t play, then has to demote Elvis and ask MY back to SS mid season, right?

"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM

by tricer on Jan 13, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Marcus Lemon.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Roberts

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ruben Mateo

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rob Sasser

as long as we’re going out of position. Hector Fajardo.

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by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cesar King

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

David Segui

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Went to a BAL/TEX game back in 2000

Texas was down something like five runs going into the bottom of the sixth inning (courtesy of a bad Rick Helling start). They rallied with six runs in that half-inning, capped by a three-run shot from David Segui, and went on to win by one run.

The opposing starter? Sidney Ponson.

by Joey Matschulat on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I like this comment. It all comes full circle.

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Full circle indeed

by Chris Haines on Jan 14, 2009 9:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Kunkel

I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.

by Chaim Witz on Jan 14, 2009 3:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Zimmerman.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Alexander

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

JJ Barea

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AC Green.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Virgin

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Modano

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Diamond Dallas Page.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Steve "Effin" Earle

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Paris "effin, everyone" hilton.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Efren Herrera

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Efrem Zimbalist

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Zac Efron

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stephanie Zimbalist

Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?

by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Steve "Effin" Erwin

Crikey!

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Diamond Joe Quimby

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Ripken's bat.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No it says "fuck face"

and I own one.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AC Slader

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wile E. Coyote

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Will E. Nelson

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Benji the Dog

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That escalated quickly.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that!

Did you throw a trident?

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

I think you should find some relatives or a safe house nearby, lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

jerryl sasser

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

How?

He went to SMU for 4 years.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

No.

Not that Jeryl Sasser. His dad who was also named Jerryl. Also a pretty salty bball player himself

by BEW on Jan 14, 2009 6:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

rec

"Was this really necsarry?" - cowpoke/hurler hurley

by trza on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lee Nailon

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Robert Pack.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Uwe Blab

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Anstey

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dennis Rodman

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Harrington

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Dumas

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Dungy

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Jordan

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Apu Nahassapeemapentalan

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Neal Broten

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mitch Cumstein

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Shane Churla

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Guy Carbonneau

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Guy LaFleur

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gump Worsley

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fulton Reed

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hercules

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Broken Wrist

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You throw like a GIRL!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bambi Woods

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Indiana Bones

and the Temple of Poon

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How Stella Got Her Tube Packed

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Perry Discovers What Brown Means

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lance Alworth

I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.

by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agent Cody Banks.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Robert Boucher Jr.

‘Bobby’

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Ducksworth

Quack, Quack Quack Mr. Ducksworth!

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Roger Dorn

An actual shortstop!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mel Clark

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rachel Phelps

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rachel Nichols

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rachel McAdams.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ren Stevens

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ren and Stimpy

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tawny Dean > Ren Stevens

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tawny Stone

does anyone get that?

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rachelle Leah

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My spoon is too big

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Elden Campbell

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Earl Campbell

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Glen Campbell

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cambell Brown

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Campbell

Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?

by lonestarJon on Jan 13, 2009 11:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Howard The Duck

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?

by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 3:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Basil Rathbone

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sleestak

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Empfindsamkeit

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Samsonite

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was WAY off!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Baldelli?

I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.

by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Huson

UW represent!

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Francis Poncherello

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cleveland Steamer

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cincinatti Bowtie

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Glass bottom boat

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dutch Rutter

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Alabama hot pocket

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

donkey punch

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Donkeys love to munch on carrots

carrots don’t like that at all.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dude

I’ve known about the famous Alabama hot pocket for some time, and it never ceases to make me cringe. There used to be a link on wikipedia to a clip…and, you know…curiosity sets in and….oh god.

by naropean on Jan 14, 2009 1:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Alabama Hot Pocket

I was wondering what that was…do share.
Anything like an Angry Pirate?

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Michelle Wie

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Russell

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Russell Maryland

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Savage

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 14, 2009 12:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Ramzinski

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 14, 2009 12:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rick Flair

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 14, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?

by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 12:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

My image returns!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 14, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I fully expect the Flair to be an integral part of GDT's again this year.

As HH might say: Luv me some Flair.

Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?

by lonestarJon on Jan 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Kata.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Henry Mercedes

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bob saget.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kimmy Gibbler.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

stephanie tanner

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Becky

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Comet

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WIN.

Holy crap, I just LOL’d my face off.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stephanie Tanner now

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

redo

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoy that

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Motor boat

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You hit that guy!

He shouldn’t have been standing there.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess she used to be a prospect.

Now she looks ready to move to 3B.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahmad Rashad

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pluto

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

J. Wellington Wimpy

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Frank Catalanotto

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Topanga Lawrence

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Game Over....

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

insert (75c) coins

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

reset

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

up up down down left right

left right b a b a SELECT START

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

FINAL FIGHT!

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1UP!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

FATALITY.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Clear High Scores

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HADOUKEN!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

YOGA FLAME

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hundred Hand Slap

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You may not pass go

you many not collect $200.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Finish Him.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A

FT MF’n W

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*Tosses Controller *

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Zelda

When your health gauge is low, visit a lake of a Great Fairy to restore your life. When you approach the lake, your health will slowly fill. While your health is being restored, press start to enter the item selection subscreen, and your health will continue to fill. Using a controller in port 2, press Up + A to return to the save menu. Select SAVE, and load your character’s file. Once loaded, instead of remaining at the default of 3 filled heart containers, Link will have his health fully restored at the start.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fire the blue shell!

It’ll hit the guy in first place!

(Anyone? Anyone?)

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You find an abandoned wagon with the following:

3 sets of clothing
42 bullets
2 wagon wheels

by oc on Jan 13, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You have Cholera

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But our princess is in another castle!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it

picked it out of my mouth.

by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that bitch

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Slippy! Noooooooo!!!!!!

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice going, Fox.

/condescending asshole Falco

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

GREATEST. THREAD. EVAR.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't stop now...

you pussies.

Lack of range gets your ass moved to 3B.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

we’ve got plenty of candidates for that contingency plan all lined up.

by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You think Michael Young will get his own

Slugfest, like Griffey?

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking more

of Mike Piazza’s game.

by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It would be called:

Michael Young GIDP-Fest…

And it would debut on the Sega Saturn.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I think it’d be called Michael Young’s Golden Glove.

by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Coming this Spring

for Atari Jaguar

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Virtual Boy

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BAD!

It’s so BAD!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's so fucking suck

it sucks. It’s so sucking fuck it fucks!

Sorry, haven’t watched that for a while.

by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AVGN, FTW.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I had to correct.

Because that line is so…goddamn…horrible.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ever play beavis and butt-head on sega?

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was all world

on Virtua Cop.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I fucking owned that game

just like Time Crisis 2 and 3.

by jonthefon on Jan 13, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Falcon...

PUNCH!
(a la Kirby)

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Jan 14, 2009 12:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never give up! Trust your instincts!

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So, that's Star Wolf ...

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Falco's ship is under maintainence.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Einstein! I'm on your side!

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

King K. Rool.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 13, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ganon

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Mirror Shield

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Ocarina of Time.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Noob Saibot

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Jan 13, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Tyson

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

King Arthur

We WILL get this back to FOTF.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Richie Cunningham

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Washington.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Jan 14, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

your too slow

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Jan 14, 2009 12:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Classic!

Your wagon capsized.

You lose:
10 sets of clothing
127 pounds of food
3 oxen

Richard has died

(The River was only 3 feet deep)

by hiafex on Jan 14, 2009 12:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs