More Jon Daniels quotes on the Michael Young situation
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 13, 2009 10:04 PM CST
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PrintRichard Durrett has still more from Jon Daniels on the Michael Young situation, with questions and answers from Daniels from a "town hall" session tonight in Lewsville...
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Did anyone say "town hall"...
my friends?
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
agree or not
JD sure is saying the right things, putting it in MY’s court…
Freddie King rules faces.
by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 13, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
after reading JD's comments, it is really starting to sink in
that the organization fully expects Andrus to be the opening day SS, and they might not even pursue a contingency plan.
I’d really rather see them spend a couple million on Vizquel, that would accomplish a couple things: give Andrus what would appear to be a very good mentor, and at the same time allow him to start in OKC, for at least a month or two, so that the club gets another year of service time.
"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM
there has to be some type of contingency plan, right?
Surely JD wouldn’t get backed into a corner where he forces MY to 3rd, starts the season w/ Andrus at SS, reach a point where Andrus bat just won’t play, then has to demote Elvis and ask MY back to SS mid season, right?
"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM
Marcus Lemon.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Ryan Roberts
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Ruben Mateo
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Rob Sasser
as long as we’re going out of position. Hector Fajardo.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
David Segui
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Went to a BAL/TEX game back in 2000
Texas was down something like five runs going into the bottom of the sixth inning (courtesy of a bad Rick Helling start). They rallied with six runs in that half-inning, capped by a three-run shot from David Segui, and went on to win by one run.
The opposing starter? Sidney Ponson.
by Joey Matschulat on Jan 13, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
+1
I like this comment. It all comes full circle.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:46 AM CST up reply actions
Jeff Zimmerman.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Manny Alexander
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
JJ Barea
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
AC Green.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Mike Modano
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Diamond Dallas Page.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Jan 13, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Steve "Effin" Earle
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Efren Herrera
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Steve "Effin" Erwin
Crikey!
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:02 AM CST up reply actions
Billy Ripken's bat.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
No it says "fuck face"
and I own one.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
AC Slader
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Will E. Nelson
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Benji the Dog
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Damnit
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
That escalated quickly.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
I saw that!
Did you throw a trident?
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Yeah there was a horse and a guy
on fire and i killed a guy
by Michael Cave on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
I think you should find some relatives or a safe house nearby, lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
jerryl sasser
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Lee Nailon
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:04 AM CST up reply actions
Robert Pack.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Chris Anstey
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Dennis Rodman
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Matt Harrington
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Tony Dumas
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Tony Dungy
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Brian Jordan
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Neal Broten
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Mitch Cumstein
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
by Agreen07 on Jan 13, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Shane Churla
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Guy Carbonneau
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Broken Wrist
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
You throw like a GIRL!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Lance Alworth
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
Agent Cody Banks.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Robert Boucher Jr.
‘Bobby’
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Mr. Ducksworth
Quack, Quack Quack Mr. Ducksworth!
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Roger Dorn
An actual shortstop!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Mel Clark
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Rachel Phelps
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Rachel Nichols
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Rachel McAdams.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Ren Stevens
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Tawny Dean > Ren Stevens
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Tawny Stone
does anyone get that?
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:10 AM CST up reply actions
Rachelle Leah
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
My spoon is too big
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Elden Campbell
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
Earl Campbell
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Cambell Brown
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Howard The Duck
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:51 AM CST up reply actions
Samsonite
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
I was WAY off!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Baldelli?
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
Francis Poncherello
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Cleveland Steamer
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Glass bottom boat
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Dutch Rutter
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Alabama hot pocket
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Donkeys love to munch on carrots
carrots don’t like that at all.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
dude
I’ve known about the famous Alabama hot pocket for some time, and it never ceases to make me cringe. There used to be a link on wikipedia to a clip…and, you know…curiosity sets in and….oh god.
Alabama Hot Pocket
I was wondering what that was…do share.
Anything like an Angry Pirate?
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:52 AM CST up reply actions
Michelle Wie
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:59 AM CST up reply actions
Jeff Russell
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Russell Maryland
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Randy Ramzinski
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Rick Flair
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Yes!
My image returns!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
I fully expect the Flair to be an integral part of GDT's again this year.
As HH might say: Luv me some Flair.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
Matt Kata.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Henry Mercedes
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
i don't know why
but that made me LOL.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
Kimmy Gibbler.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by octoberty on Jan 13, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Becky
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Comet
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
WIN.
Holy crap, I just LOL’d my face off.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Stephanie Tanner now
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
You hit that guy!
He shouldn’t have been standing there.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
I guess she used to be a prospect.
Now she looks ready to move to 3B.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Ahmad Rashad
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Pluto
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Frank Catalanotto
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Topanga Lawrence
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Game Over....
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
insert (75c) coins
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
up up down down left right
left right b a b a SELECT START
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:55 AM CST up reply actions
FINAL FIGHT!
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
FATALITY.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Clear High Scores
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
HADOUKEN!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Hundred Hand Slap
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
You may not pass go
you many not collect $200.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Finish Him.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
FT MF’n W
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
*Tosses Controller *
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Zelda
When your health gauge is low, visit a lake of a Great Fairy to restore your life. When you approach the lake, your health will slowly fill. While your health is being restored, press start to enter the item selection subscreen, and your health will continue to fill. Using a controller in port 2, press Up + A to return to the save menu. Select SAVE, and load your character’s file. Once loaded, instead of remaining at the default of 3 filled heart containers, Link will have his health fully restored at the start.
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
Fire the blue shell!
It’ll hit the guy in first place!
(Anyone? Anyone?)
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
You find an abandoned wagon with the following:
3 sets of clothing
42 bullets
2 wagon wheels
by oc on Jan 13, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
But our princess is in another castle!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Slippy! Noooooooo!!!!!!
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Nice going, Fox.
/condescending asshole Falco
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
GREATEST. THREAD. EVAR.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Don't stop now...
you pussies.
Lack of range gets your ass moved to 3B.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
It would be called:
Michael Young GIDP-Fest…
And it would debut on the Sega Saturn.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Virtual Boy
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
BAD!
It’s so BAD!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
It's so fucking suck
it sucks. It’s so sucking fuck it fucks!
Sorry, haven’t watched that for a while.
AVGN, FTW.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Sorry, I had to correct.
Because that line is so…goddamn…horrible.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
I was all world
on Virtua Cop.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
Sir, if we do not capture the enemy position, the brigade will have no place to fall back to, and will surely break and run. Are you sure you want the boys to carry out this attack?
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
So, that's Star Wolf ...
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
Falco's ship is under maintainence.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Hey, Einstein! I'm on your side!
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
King K. Rool.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
Ganon
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
The Ocarina of Time.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Mike Tyson
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
King Arthur
We WILL get this back to FOTF.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Richie Cunningham
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Ron Washington.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
Blue shell =
Mario Kart
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:13 AM CST up reply actions
oops
sorry,
ghtd was here first.
Penalty box for me.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 1:56 AM CST up reply actions
The Boot of Lucifer
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 13, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
Sean Connery
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
socks
"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne
What the hell happened?
Anyways, I do a little standup comedy everyonce in a while, a little advice as crazy as this sounds, women don’t take to Hymen jokes.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
that's a really interesting question
Say they sign Vizquel as a backup, in case Andrus fails badly, it would be an odd 25 man roster with two weak-hitting shortstops. That’s why it would be better to bring Andrus up after the AS break – even if he plays badly you can ride him to the end of the season and reevaluate.
At this point, I can’t imagine the Rangers decide to send Andrus out to AAA after Spring Training and go with Arias(arm) or Duran(he’d be just as bad as Young).
by Randy Richardson on Jan 13, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
having said that,
maybe they are extremely confident in his defensive ability and feel that he’s mentally strong enough to hold up if he is terrible offensively.
by Randy Richardson on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Elvis Andrus will be terrible defensively.
He will make Nelson Norman look like a beast.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Will be terrible offensively
doh!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
wow
That meme escalated quickly. I mean that REALLY got out of hand. Ben threw a trident at someone and killed him.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Jan 14, 2009 8:37 AM CST up reply actions
That was the biggest thing I took from that as well.
They really think Andrus is ready right now. I’m surprised. We need to be prepared to watch some growing pains. He’s going to be a replacement level hitter for a year or two as he grows, anything above that will be a bonus. I hope they’re right about him.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
There are obviously only three possibilities
A) There is something that the team knows that we don’t
B) The team is stupid
C) Elvis Andrus looks like Orlando Cabrera
Yah, I'm surprised and a little disappointed.
Why start his clock so early?
Give him a month or two or three in AAA at the very least and we get an extra year on the back end.
Seems like such a no-brainer to me.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:31 AM CST up reply actions
Here's hoping you win the shit out of that bet.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
I think so too.
There’s nothing in the quotes about Opening Day per se, just an invite to Spring Training.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jan 14, 2009 8:59 AM CST up reply actions
It's his job to win.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I don't think its that big of a deal
I don’t like it, but if Andrus is the player we think he can be (and apparently JD believes he can be), he’ll sign an extension that will add on some extra years past the usual 6 years.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Yah, but it's just so easy to Longoria him. I can't understand why we wouldn't do it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 3:48 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, lol.
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 13, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Yah, that got a belly laugh from me.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:27 AM CST up reply actions
This is what most of us here have wanted
I think MY will come around and see it JD’s way. The way I look at it after last year with all the young kids up and such might as well get Andrus up here and see what he has. I also think the Rangers need to get Holland and Feliz up in September and hit the ground running next year. If they compete this year even better.
Here is what I don’t get MY says it needs to be a give and take but the Rangers gave him that huge contract so maybe he should give and move over to third for the good of the team.
Miami bound...
the problem i have with all of this
is that MY will be a terrible, TERRIBLE 3rd baseman in my opinion. He’s now going to be in the hot corner, can’t go to his right, and he had trouble getting hotshots at SS, imagine what’s going to happen at 3rd. I don’t know what to do, maybe LF would suit him the best…
This is why i hope JD tries his best to trade him.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
Would this assessment of Young's defensive projection at third base from J. Parks make you feel any better?
I think Young would be an above-average 3B. Young’s overall defensive skill set has deteriorated some over the past few seasons, but I still think his glove would grade out in the 55 range at 3B. Young has one of the strongest infield arms in baseball, so I think his arm would remain a legit 70.
by Joey Matschulat on Jan 13, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
JD days that Sheets is a 'person of interest':
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
says*
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 13, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
What's the crime?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Ben Sheets will be a ranger this year. Just watch.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
We should all join in on this prayer
I’m agnostic though. Doesn’t that mean it would hurt our chances?
I'm agnostic too
God/Allah/Vishnu/Buddha are all equally dumb to me.
However, they’d earn several +1’s for aligning the moons just right and getting Sheets to Arlington.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
Joe Pesci
I downloaded his My Cousin Vinny cd the other day. It’s so racist/stereotypical, and yet I can’t stop laughing.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
All praise be to Science and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:32 AM CST up reply actions
Unless the Mets get him
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Jan 14, 2009 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
I just saw the Steve Dennis report on Channel 11.
The Rangers use these town hall meetings as an opportunity to get more ‘personal’ with the fans. The fact is this year, it’s more of a ‘P.R.’ problem.
It is insight like this that can take you unexplicably far in America.
The NEW Sporting News FB Special Issue is Out
Fantasy Baseball issue just came out.
Michael Young is ranked as the 4th best SS in the MLB. #1 in the AL.
They are predicting him to have a very good year in Arlington.
What shall I do with this info?
Burn it.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Three things...
Haven’t we heard all kinds of reports of Young being shopped by the Rangers since December?
JD’s staying with that “We want to get all our championship caliber players on the field at the same time”…why?
There appears to be no fall-back position.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
What relevance...
does that have to the comment you responded to?
And, I saw “Great Game” make an appearance in another thread… guess who’s getting their toothbrush pooped on!
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Are you the same guy who complained about how annoying it was to click on a thread with a lot of comments only to find it is a lot of people being sucked in to responding to JW's shtick?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:34 AM CST up reply actions
So if Hank Blalock had a .956 OPS
as a 20 year old in AA and then threw down a .633 OPS in The Show at almost 21.5 years of age what can we expect from Elvis Andrus in The Show when he threw down a .717 OPS at AA when he’s a year younger?
Elvis Andrus is not ready!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
I AGREE WITH JOSEY
Our offense has historically been the problem with this franchise. We need FOTF’s killer bat there.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
Because Josey is so good at "doublethink..."
one of the great Orwellian concepts, I thought I would include another Orwell quote, which I think encapsulates Josey’s thought process quite nicely…
“All nationalists have the power of not seeing resemblances between similar sets of facts…. Actions are held to be good or bad, not on their own merits, but according to who does them, and there is almost no kind of outrage — torture, the use of hostages, forced labour, mass deportations, imprisonment without trial, … assassination, the bombing of civilians — which does not change its moral colour when it is committed by ‘our’ side … The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.”
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Put that quote on a t shirt
and it would cause major tired-head.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on Jan 13, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’d love to be in a fantasy league where FOTF is the 4th SS taken. It’s Hanley, Reyes, Rollins, Alexei(yahoo leagues), Furcal, Tulo/Drew (toss-up), Jeter and arguably Peralta/Hardy before FOTF IMO.
Young #4 in MLB
Their list: Hanley, Reyes, Rollins, M-Y (at #49 overall). Peralta at #74. Furcal at #79.
I don’t play Fantasy Baseball. But, it’s just a decent teaser mag for the 2009 season.
meh
the first 3 are all first/second rounders.
after that, its who you like. young has been reliable for solid batting average, runs, and rbi, hes a safe pick.
the preceding post was a great success.
There's nothing at all sure about it, actually.
If there was he’d be a top 20-30 overall player, no question.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:36 AM CST up reply actions
Its fantasy baseball
Young is a great SS for fantasy baseball. He hits .300 in the middle of the league’s best lineup which gets him a good amount of RBIs and runs. And while he has never been a huge base stealer, he still steals enough to add some value in a roto league. With a weak offensive position like shortstop, Young becomes a pretty valuable player. None of this really matter to the Rangers on the field because most fantasy baseball leagues don’t look at other stats.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Chris Anderson's halfcourt prayer
plus that gross ending made me hang my head.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
He went to Calhoun Middle School!
Just like me!
So if you think about it, it’s kind of like I hit that shot tonight. In a certain kind of way, I mean.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:37 AM CST up reply actions
Did he really?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Yah, he had a really effed up childhood. Like really effed up.
Read this article, it highlights some of it.
Andersen was raised in poverty by an overworked single mom. When Chris was a young boy, his father, Claus, built the family a house in Iola. During the construction, Chris and his two sisters slept in a barn and used a bucket as a toilet. When the home was completed, Claus skipped town, leaving his soon-to-be ex-wife to raise the kids.
Much as she’s later claimed it pained her, Linda [his Mother] decided to forfeit her custody and split up the family for the sake of their financial survival. But soon Claus [the Father] tired of the kids and decided to go on the road to sell his art. He gave the kids a choice: they could attend military school or move into a children’s home. “All I knew about military school was that they expected you to make your own bed,” says Chris. “I chose the children’s home.”
Oh, and this:
The Cumberland Presbyterian Children’s Home, a Spartan complex off Interstate 35 in Denton, Texas, had a basic rule. Run away three times and you’re gone. April violated the policy after a month and was sent back to her father. Chris, then 11, was more docile. “Man, I just wanted a place to sleep,” he says. For the next four years he stayed at the home and attended the local elementary and middle schools. Though both his parents were not only alive but also living in the same state, he was, for all intents, an orphan.
It doesn’t say expressly that he went to Calhoun in the article, but there was one in the Wretched-Comical a while back where it talked about his time as an electric orange Cougar.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
Wow, interesting
Explains a lot. Hopefully dude can stay clean, cause he’s done pretty damn good for himself.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Yeah
Brenham
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Yeah, I know
My early schooling was just up 290 a few miles in Round Top and Carmine.
My great uncle played football at Blinn until a train ran over his foot. My older brother went to Blinn for a while, too.
Wait...
…until a train ran over his foot.
How the… ?
We need some back story there.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
I guess
he and some other players were out partying, or a 1930’s variation on partying, and decided to hop a freight train that would get them to Dallas. While running to catch on the guy in front of him slipped on the gravel and my uncle tripped over him. Asses and elbows everywhere and part of a foot stayed behind.
Down there
alcohol seems to be involved in just about everything, but yeah, I know what you mean
Daniels
One thing I’ve always appreciated about the man is that he isn’t a bullshitter. He’ll field a tough question and he give a frank but fair response. I think that’s the way he probably presented this situation when he approached MY about this and it may have burned him a little, but I really respect Daniels for sticking to his guns about this. He’s a professional.
"Was this really necsarry?" - cowpoke/hurler hurley
trza, I will give JD credit
for not hiding under a rock like his predecessor but he is full of bullshit when he says that he wants to “get all of our championship caliber players on the field together.”
When one of those players is not ready for The Show, you don’t bring him up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
'reply' is your friend
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Good hell people...
are we not allowed to have a MY thread with less than 300 comments?
Now that said, that shit above is pretty funny. Look at what your little “contingency plan” question started Tricer. Hope you’re happy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Heh
I just got here, and I have no idea what the F is going on… but it is pretty funny.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
You found that funny?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 1:38 AM CST up reply actions
If you really want to feel like bashing your head against the wall is the only way out, do what I just did and read a few comments on the DMN story.
Good god.
All those people are aggressively retarded.
The next time someone tells me that all lives should be treated the same and protected equally, I’m gonna send ’em over to that board and have ’em read 10 comments.
If there’s a better case to be made for napalming the nations trailer parks and monster truck rallies, I haven’t seen it.
I’m so mad right now.
I hate humanity.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I don‘t know you who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you‘re looking for me to be a man and move to third base for the good of the team, I can tell you, I don't have man parts. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long career of secretly being a pretty huge douche. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you trade me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don‘t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will throw a gigantic hissy fit in the media.
by thedirkatron on Jan 14, 2009 2:05 AM CST up reply actions
"agressively retarded"
Absolutely brilliant.
Wow, what a thread.
To everyone who made it possible: +100, and a sincere…
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
We are so going to slow this thread down if we continue this.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
I'm speechless.
That is awesome.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
two legged horse...
…is mesmerizing.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:25 AM CST up reply actions
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by LSJ on Jan 14, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
x
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
You're off to a smashing start.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 14, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
That still
makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
They're huge and they're sting crazy!
Your firearms are useless against them!
by brettgardner on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
Has this ever been posted Halo Heaven?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
They even had an appropriate thread for me
Favorite Angel memories of 2008.
http://www.halosheaven.com/2009/1/13/720027/last-thoughts-on-2008-2008#11403472
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
by LSJ on Jan 14, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
that bee clip
literally made me laugh out loud for 20 seconds.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:28 AM CST up reply actions
As great as this thread is -- it needs some Jon from Plano
http://www.myspace.com/hardliners
So freaking funny
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Heard that driving home from work today...
As soon as Grubes got started with the drops it was legendary.
Sounds like
he gets 40 rods to the hogs head, and that’s the way he likes it.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
the MLB Network is quickly improving my knowledge of baseball history
yay mlb network.
the preceding post was a great success.
Indeed.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
+1
MLB Network is giving me something to do with my life until Spring Training starts. Huge score.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:31 AM CST up reply actions
mlb network
i’ll just be happy when fios gets it in hd, watching sd television makes the baby jesus cry
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Add Time Warner to that as well.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Fuck Dish Network
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 14, 2009 7:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 14, 2009 7:56 AM CST up reply actions
+2
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
+1
I don’t understand the escalating +’s
I think there’s some flawed logic there somewhere.
Either way, the point still stands, fuck Dish Network!
It ain't too complicated
Basically you are the third person to agree with Dirk’s originally awesome opinion.
Therefore, you are technically "+3"ing it.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 14, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
+2
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I support this thread.
The names have run their course, but oc’s talent for .gifs makes this thread of the year.
You've got to admit...
…that is a damn impressive list of names.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
I'm pretty sure
oc got a hold of some good shit this week.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
Lucky him.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
As of now....
I would like to nominate this thread to be placed on the The LSB Almanac
In Smoak We Trust
It's funny
On mine they’re running super-fast (well, when I’m in firefox, anyway).
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
Is there a way to save threads?
This is like Bob Newhart meets Albert Einstein meets Otto Velez and ‘Shooty’ Babbit.
Pretty much everything gets archived
Just bookmark the thread address.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
my former sig!
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
by Haeger Champ on Jan 14, 2009 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Before I read this thread. . .
. . . how many of you did NOT type something you had already written in another thread?
I'm not entirely certain.
I missed the beginning of it myself. About all I can tell you was, it was awesome.
Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?
Ha.
“No idea. I just saw names so I said Bob Saget.”
And oddly enough it got a laugh and started it’s own branch of names.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Jan 14, 2009 2:35 AM CST up reply actions
Lmao.
“Youre grounded!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Why?”
“Cause you don’t think the dishwasher sounds like chewbacca taking a shit”
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
Its a shame
Instead of the smart, tough lawyer you could have been the slacker, screw off attorney
That's what I thought as I neglected reading last night
and instead looked up super nintendo quotes to use.
Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.
AJM...
please get us a new thread. This one takes forever to load… and there’s nothing that can be added that will be worthy of this thread’s greatness.
Allow a paraphrase from my favorite book:
I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of thisbookthread: If anyone adds anything to them,GodJosey will add to him theplaguesbeatings described in thisbookthread. And if anyone takes words away from thisbook of prophecythread,Godmiles will take away from him hisshare in the tree of life and in the holy citystatus, which are described in thisbookblog.
I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.
OC
i sincerely thank you for the greatness you have added to this thread. Im not really sure were else your mind goes under the influence, but id like to ask you to make sure you log on here again when you find yourself in an altered state of mind. To all the other LSBer’s, this was like totally the most epic thread ever of all time to infinity.
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