MLBTR has a story up saying Benson called a reporter in Baltimore and claimed 4 teams were interested in him, one of which is the Rangers.  If we were to sign Benson, would you be more excited about him or his wife coming to Arlington.  I would personally attend every start he made and scour the ballpark for her.  Other fun activities would include guess where they did it in the Ballpark based on claims she has made in the past.  Anyway, if you are in a safe viewing environment, type Anna Benson into Google Images to refresh your memory if you have forgotten the joy of the Bensons.