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Barry Bonds -- Not a Cheater?

You know how Barry Bonds is supposedly an admitted cheater because he said he used "the Clear" and "the Cream"?

Well, when he was supposedly using them, they apparently weren't illegal:

Taking the Clear – the star drug of the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative – was not a crime, according to expert testimony included in grand jury documents.

Not only was the performance-enhancing drug tetrahydrogestrinone (THG) not specifically banned when athletes squirted “The Clear” under their tongues to gain an edge, the testimony also indicates that the drug wasn’t categorized by the Justice Department as a steroid until January 2005, long after the drug laboratory had been shuttered.

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The Cream, another creation of BALCO founder Victor Conte, was a 10 percent testosterone cream mixed with the masking agent epitestosterone. The drug was not meant to be anabolic, but to disguise the effect of anabolic drugs like the Clear from testers.

The story itself isn't exactly crystal clear, but it certain appears to be saying that what Bonds has admitted using wasn't illegal or banned by MLB.

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masking agent
The drug was not meant to be anabolic, but to disguise the effect of anabolic drugs like the Clear from testers.

Does this mean the only reason to take the Clear is to mask the use of anabolic steroids?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Jan 15, 2009 12:12 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

No, The Clear Was Meant TO Be Anabolic But Was Also Legal At The Time. It Was The Cream That Was Used To Mask The Clear.

The article is unclear as to the legal status of the cream which did contain testosterone. Testosterone was a know steroid (the original if you will) at the time but perhaps usage of it is not illegal in solutions of 10% or less. This again the article does not make clear.

by giantsrainman on Jan 15, 2009 12:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I said this way back when all this came out.

I would liken it to the andro clusterfuck with McGuire. It wasn’t banned or illegal to use. IMO, Bonds didn’t cheat and contrary to popular opinion, he never admitted to doing so. He is a Giant tool(pun intended), but not a cheater by the definition of the rules. The spirit of the rules is a different story, but it wasn’t cheating. IMO, he is the best player ever. Not the best human, just the best player.

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by Parman on Jan 15, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AJM

is there a lawsuit somewhere in here for defamation of character or something? Bonds lost so much potential income and his legacy is so tarnished. If he never actually cheated (I think he took other steroids) that really sucks for him.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:13 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

No

Based on what? That people said he took steroids? He did and he’s already admitted it. That he violated MLB rules? He did – there was a memo sent out by Giamatti or Fay Vincent long before Bonds was taking the cream and clear adding steroids to the banned substances list. It’s just nobody cared. Telling the truth is an absolute defense to defamation of character/slander/libel claims.

And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts.
These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion.
I am not that grown-up or up-to-date. I am a simpler creature, tied to more primitive patterns and cycles.
I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 15, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A memo isn't a rule

Under Major League Baseball’s collective bargaining agreement. If the Player’s Association doesn’t agree to the rule, and the rule can impact a player’s career, it ain’t a rule.

by Sabertooth on Jan 23, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Saying that he took steriods when you know they where not technically at the time is true?

Continuing to pursue a perjury case when you know the evidence is not true? Violating your own Justice Dept regulations to continue to pursue the case is ethical? There are a few major questions to all of this that might cost a lot of people there jobs.

If the Justice department does not have a smoking gun on this they are going to get hammered.

by laxtonto on Jan 15, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Steroids are steroids, period.

Whether they are against the rules are not is the technical argument. Saying “Barry Bonds took steroids” is not defamation.

by FuturePants on Jan 15, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Bonds

JD, get on this. I want him as our starting DH.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

No

Don’t need another headcase in the locker room

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by Smoak Some on Jan 15, 2009 12:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't serious

but seriously, sign him.

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Signing takes $$$

I think some cash is going into and around the Hicks residence. Article on GWB’s move to Preston Hollow, including this item: "Future neighbor, Tom Hicks, who owns the Dallas Stars and Texas Rangers, is considering adding a helipad to his property. We assume he wouldn’t mind letting Dubya use it every once in a while. Heck, it’d be the neighborly thing to do. "

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92173?fp=1

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jan 15, 2009 12:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds could be had for league minimum

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

makes sense

sign Bond and block a up and coming prospect! Great idea!

by mrichardson70 on Jan 15, 2009 12:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sarcasm

Get with it!

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's some new way of getting an orgasm.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 15, 2009 12:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that wasn't even funny, oh well. can'

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 15, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

woah why do i even have a keyboard?

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 15, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't even seem to work it.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 15, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's what she said.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 15, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

k i'm done.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 15, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell

Made me chuckle a bit

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by Smoak Some on Jan 15, 2009 12:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nicely done sir

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Grammar Fail

you’re cool

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you're cool

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 1:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Miles!

Is that a man (bare chested) on a bunk bed behind you? Nice!

by mrichardson70 on Jan 15, 2009 1:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Reply button

you really don’t know how to use it, do you?

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and I'm not Miles

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Agreen

Did Richardson shit on your head in some past life?

And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts.
These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion.
I am not that grown-up or up-to-date. I am a simpler creature, tied to more primitive patterns and cycles.
I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 15, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never mind

I hadn’t read the rest of this post and combined that with the inane diary. Carry on.

And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts.
These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion.
I am not that grown-up or up-to-date. I am a simpler creature, tied to more primitive patterns and cycles.
I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 15, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest Player Ever

I know he’s a jerk, Jeff Pearlman’s book made that perfectly clear. But the witchhunt on him was ridiculous. And this probably won’t help him, once your name is tarnished, that’s what people think of with him. Like a lawyer making a comment he knows the judge is gonna strike. It’s still in the jury’s head.

by scoop16 on Jan 15, 2009 12:25 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Did Jon Daniels downsize your old position at Dunking Donuts?

by lonestarJon on Jan 15, 2009 12:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How about...

excessively pedantic comments?

Free Frank Catalanotto

by egriffey on Jan 15, 2009 1:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Brett Favre.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 2:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ehhh

I’m not sure why everybody gets so worked up about it. It doesn’t seem that big a deal to me, and I’m a pretty avid fan.

"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM

by tricer on Jan 15, 2009 6:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Tebow worship

I guess you heard Fat Joe left Atlantic.

by Haeger Champ on Jan 15, 2009 9:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

who isn't?

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 15, 2009 12:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you're not in love with the reply button

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 12:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you're cool

"I have kids, so when I get on the mound I see someone else trying to steal my job and make my life hell. So I try to do the same thing to them." -- Eric Gagne

by Agreen07 on Jan 15, 2009 1:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You do know that's HH, right?

You’d have better luck arguing with cardboard.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 2:02 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think it is

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 15, 2009 8:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Really? I'm almost positive it is.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 8:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think so

at first they had semi decent debates, then they morphed into a hh type.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 15, 2009 8:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah his first few posts were at least semi-coherent

Posts like this http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/12/29/704303/dunn-for-manny#11029111

make me think he isn’t HH. HH would just talk about booze, boobs, and his H2.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 15, 2009 8:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you might be right

Never occurred to me, but it seems about right. A dumb fanpost and trying (badly) to talk to Miles personally.

And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts.
These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion.
I am not that grown-up or up-to-date. I am a simpler creature, tied to more primitive patterns and cycles.
I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 15, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure...

that it doesn’t mean he’s “not a cheater.” After all, I doubt there’s an MLB rule against murdering a member of an opposing team, but obviously that would still be cheating.

As for the criminal aspect of it, I think all along they were pursuing the perjury angle, weren’t they? Although, I wonder to what extent you would have to alter a chemical, say, meth, for it to no longer be covered under federal drug scheduling.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Jan 15, 2009 1:09 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it's entirely clear that it's not illegal.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Jan 15, 2009 9:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

I’m saying if it wasn’t, obviously. It all dependson that.

by philkid3 on Jan 15, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Steroids were added to the list of banned substances by MLB long ago

And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts.
These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion.
I am not that grown-up or up-to-date. I am a simpler creature, tied to more primitive patterns and cycles.
I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 15, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoaaa. I might have to backtrack a little from my historical stance on this.

In 1991 Fay Vincent sent a memo to all teams stating that the use of any illegal drug or controlled substance was stricly prohibited, including steroids. Now, if it’s true that the cream and clear were not illegal or a controlled (i.e. prescription) substance, perhaps Bonds wasn’t even violating MLB policies.

Mind blowing.

And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts.
These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion.
I am not that grown-up or up-to-date. I am a simpler creature, tied to more primitive patterns and cycles.
I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 15, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah....

See what this does to all the Bond’s hate. If it wasn’t illegal and therefore not even ahinst MLB policy then why all the backlash?

by laxtonto on Jan 15, 2009 5:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I still believe he was on more than the cream and the clear

And so does the majority of the public. People don’t get that gigantic in their late 30’s through clean living. Plus you have the calendars breaking down his steroid cycles, testimony from others that he did it, etc.

I’ve always preferred to go by facts versus allegations. Guess I might be stuck with allegations.

And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts.
These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion.
I am not that grown-up or up-to-date. I am a simpler creature, tied to more primitive patterns and cycles.
I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 15, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha Ha!!!

It’s like me saying that at the time I strapped those three orphan babies to my homemade rocket and blasted them off into space, “spacing” people wasn’t specifically illegal in the U.S.A, so I didn’t really break any laws.

It doesn’t matter that that specific from of killing wasn’t illegal, I still killled, so I’m still a killer.

If Bonds can use this info to claim he didn’t lie to a grand jury or to not have his baseball records taken away from him, then fine. Good for him, I guess.

But he’s still a fucking cheater.

I don’t how that’s even up for debate.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 2:00 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Because steroids are steroids. It doesn't matter if that specific strain of 'roids wasn't yet on the banned list. It was steroids. If you believe steroids = cheating, then this changes nothing.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 5:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cheating

can be defined as depriving or deceiving through trickery or fraud. So, whether there was a rule in place against a specific steroid is a moot point, as Bonds still deceived players and fans into thinking he was obtaining his numbers while clean. He wasn’t clean.

It’s still fucking cheating.

by JBP on Jan 15, 2009 5:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Surely you see how myopic and stupid that line of argument is?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 6:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

Alright, I’m done with this.

Steroid arguments truly are the biggest beating in all of sports.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 8:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ummk

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 15, 2009 8:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

One thing I've always liked about steroid arguments

is some of the guys who spend the most time pointing fingers at steroid users are big fans of other players who mysteriously bulked up in their career, started hitting, then mysteriously lost bulk after testing was implemented, and stopped hitting.

Baseball is full of guys like that. It wasn’t only the big name stars who were juicing, non stars like Neifi Perez, Jason Tyner, Jose Guillen, Matt Lawton, Alex Sanchez, etc. I think if you throw out any name in baseball at random, the safer bet is to bet they were juicing than they weren’t.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 15, 2009 8:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

And Juan, and Pudge, and Raffy, and….prolly 95% of MLB.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 15, 2009 11:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You may be done, and I'm not trying to argue with you I just want to understand your position, but can you answer this?
the testimony also indicates that the drug wasn’t categorized by the Justice Department as a steroid until January 2005

If you want to make the blanket statement “steroids are bad”, fine. But, when something isn’t labeled as a steroid how can you apply that blanket statement?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 15, 2009 8:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well when later on it was considered a steroid

without any changes to the drug itself, that is still a steroid. The Justice Department was slow on the process (are you shocked that the government can be slow to react?) in naming it a steroid, but Bonds was still taking steroids. This is just in regards to the whole Bonds is a cheater thing, not the perjury claims. I also think that this wasn’t even the complete set of steroids Bonds was taken, the rest being very illegal ones.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 15, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I can agree that you might call him a "cheater"

based on moral principles. But, in terms of legality and MLB rules — if it truly was not banned/illegal at the time he was taking it — then I think he has a case.

I don’t condemn guys like him though because there were tons of guys doing similar stuff but they just didn’t get caught. The steroids thing has never bothered me as much most people.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 15, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Congress passed a new act that came into effect

in 2005 that didn’t require proof that a substance did provide muscle growth. Since THG was never proven as a muscle builder in laboratory tests it didn’t become illegal until 2005. That was the loophole everyone was exploiting.

I would not be surprised to see Bond’s walk on this and some sort of huge lawsuit get filed becasue of his lost wages and tarnished image over malicious prosecution.

by laxtonto on Jan 15, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No, I don't.

I absolutely don’t see what’s wrong with taking something to be the best player you can as long as it’s allowed. That’s your job.

by philkid3 on Jan 15, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's only allowed because they don't know about it yet.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 15, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If I create a new steroid

and start taking it to make myself mash baseballs but the league only finds out about it a year later and bans it, does that mean that I didn’t cheat?

These guys make new drugs to take for this reason specifically.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 15, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no, the rule does have to be specific

its not quite that simple. you can go to gnc and pick up stuff thats stronger than anything you could get illegal in the 70s. the world of supplements is pretty hazy.

by Fireal20 on Jan 15, 2009 8:07 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I vehemently disagree.

And please hit the shift key once in a while.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 8:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

shift is overrated

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 15, 2009 8:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's ab03's line.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 15, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shut the fuck up.

Now that’s ab03’s line!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 15, 2009 11:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you aren't cheating

you aren’t trying hard enough to win.

God Bless Barry Bonds. Greatest player to ever play the game.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 15, 2009 6:26 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Personally I'd go with Ruth, but Bonds is definitely one of the two or three greatest players ever.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 6:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He would take the roid

but he wouldn’t work out. He’d be David Wells with a giant head.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 15, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Even so,

he’d have to be healthier.

Back then they thought watching what you eat was making sure you washed down your bacon and sausage (which you cooked in a vat of lard) with a pint of whole milk…

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Jan 15, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or, he'd have

an agent that hired a nutritionist, personal secretary, etc. to make sure he didn’t do too many stupid things on any one day.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 15, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just think what Ruth did

with trick and corked bats

by Sabertooth on Jan 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

For good ... measure (pun intended)

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 15, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Still a cheater

I could mix steroids with amphetamines and make a new substance called speed demons and say it isn’t technically illegal or a banned substance, but that wouldn’t make it so. They just take steroids and alter the chemical makeup and make them better or harder to detect, but they are still basically the same thing and have the same effects both good and bad.

by brentash on Jan 15, 2009 2:16 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Want my mailing address?

That sounds great.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 15, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...Nothing New

Even if he used steroids…so what? Baseball players have been using performance enhancers since the 50s and guys like Roger Maris, Nolan Ryan, Hank Aaron, etc. have just as much circumstantial evidence against them as Bonds.

Maris of course had the famous 61 home run season where he was considerably larger coming into camp to the surprise of his team, where he struggled with mood swings and loss of hair and had an amazing boost in performance that was never replicated.

Ryan has ties to the very open steroid abuser Tom House, who claims to have used steroids prolifically in the 70s and claims that most pitchers at the time were users. Ryan had an abnormal late career rebirth in performance that just happened to occur when Tom House became his pitching coach. He did this as a power pitcher for whom late career rebirths are even more rare due to wear and tear.

In his biography, Hank Aaron claims that there was a season where he wouldn’t have made it through without greenies…if that’s not a performance enhancer (in the sense of enabling him to perform when he couldn’t have performed without them) then I don’t know what a performance enhancer is.

Get my point? It’s all speculative. We can look at every player from the 90s with a suspicious eye, but the reality is that performance enhancers are nothing new and that many of our most revered players from previous decades are probably just as guilty in this regard. So let’s not villainize Bonds (who may not even be guilty) for crimes that have been rampant for decades.

Rangeressary

"the poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - G.K. Chesterton

by rangeressary on Jan 15, 2009 2:17 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

So you think steroids should be legalized and athletes should be... what? Encouraged to take them?

Ignoring a crime just because it’s happened before and gone unpunished seems pretty silly to me.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 8:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

people have gotten away with murder before

so let’s legalize it!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 15, 2009 8:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As long as it is specific types of murder that haven't been explicitly outlawed yet, then, YES!!!

That’s why I choose to punt babies off bridges when I get angry.

You show me a law that specifically prohibits me from punting babies of bridges and I’ll stop.

You hear that, Nutso!?

I said I’ll quit!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 8:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

better than punting a dog

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 15, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't have a problem if steroids were legal

As long as we’re just talking grown folks.

How is it any worse than smoking? Or jagermeister?

I really don’t get the justification for legislation banning what a grown damn man or woman can do to their own grown damn body. Stick a hot poker up your ass if you want. It’s your ass. As long as I’m left out of it, do whatever floats your nautical apparatus.

Obviously, as far as competitive sports go, that is another matter altogether.

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Jan 15, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 15, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I really don’t get the justification for legislation banning what a grown damn man or woman can do to their own grown damn body.

I pretty much agree with that, aside from some very real public safety issues.

Like, I find it hard to argue that Crystal Meth and Crack and other “hard” drugs should be legal. Those things ruin lives and it’s pretty hard to argue that they don’t.

But I actually wouldn’t have much of a problem if they legalized steroids (along with weed and a lot of other shit), but, like you allude to at the end of your BCT-rant there, the role of steroids in sports is a damn complicated issue.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and WTF, dude!?

Stop holding out.

I want my Gran Turismo review, and I want it now!

I assume you’ve already seen it 7-to-10 times, so surely you have an opinion you’d like to express at this point?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 5:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

You and I are in similar predicaments, movie theater-wise. these are my options if I don’t want to drive 30 minutes or so:

http://www.google.com/movies?hl=en&near=spotsylvania+va&sort=1&tid=cfbb0abd70384883

http://www.google.com/movies?hl=en&near=spotsylvania+va&sort=1&tid=cbd7804ef2bae75c

So, essentially, it’s Torino, Button, or Valkyrie. Fredericksburg sucks.

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Jan 16, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, Hollywood apparently thinks everyone not living in NY, LA and Chicago are dolts.

And us folks in the South?

Well, we’re half-retarded.

Just give us a few Delta Farce‘s or something starring Toby Keith every once in a while, then sprinkle in a few blacksploitation dramas (ie, Tyler Perry movies) and we’ll be happy. We’re too busy sipping from jugs of moonshine and chasing our attractive cousins to want anything more than that.

Although as I was walking out of Doubt the other week (review: Meh-and-a-half stars.) I noticed my local theater has posters up for the Wrestler, Milk and Slumdog, so I have to assume that means they’re coming eventually. Cause otherwise they’re just taunting me.

And… wait. Am I to assume from your comment that you’re not to down with the idea of seeing Torino? It’s vintage Eastwood! I thought you’d be there opening night, a smile on your sick twisted sex-criminal face as you become one of the first to bask in the ham-handed buffet of thematic cliches and startlingly one-dimensional characters your directorial God is sure to provide in every single on of his wretched “films”.

I’m shocked.

My world view is shattered…

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 17, 2009 12:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Attractive cousins?

You mean yours have all their digits and teeth?

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 17, 2009 6:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AUTO-WRECK!!!!!!!!!

BONDS — IT’S ALIVE.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by Chase Irwin on Jan 15, 2009 3:46 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

If Barry Bonds never took steroids

somebody needs to tell his cranium.

"I see their [Angels] rotation as John Lackey and a bunch of decent starters." - AJM

by tricer on Jan 15, 2009 6:38 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

The cranium

has to be HGH, not steroids, I would think.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 15, 2009 6:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

You can’t really work out the cranium. It’s roids.

by jasonhh on Jan 15, 2009 8:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. Bonds and Placido Polanco are the worst offenders.

Placido’s head is just fucking nasty.

It’s got odd growths and weird juts of bone coming out in seemingly random places. It’s either way too much HGH or he has some terrible disease and I’m gonna feel awful later that I publicly stated on several occasions how grotesque I find his appearance.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 8:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 15, 2009 8:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

He buys his hats at the Big and Tall Shop.

I shudder to think what pain might ensue from a Bondsian headbutt…

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Jan 15, 2009 9:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OT: HOF

I don’t see how some can be for Bonds and Sosa getting in the hall and not for McGwire. You usually put your best players of an era. The steroid era had pitchers and hitters using performance enhancing drugs and I don’t think you can differentiate between 1 player or another.

Clemens, Sosa, McGwire, Bonds either all get in the hall or none get in.

and, I do think they all used a steroid, but it wasn’t against the rules of baseball at the time is a cop out. I say none of them should make it.

Wait 'til the year after next

by NothinG on Jan 15, 2009 12:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

how you can be for Jim Rice and not McGwire.

Mostly I just don’t know how you can be for Jim Rice.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 15, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Rice: Paving the way for Juan Gonzalez?

Hey, and I almost typed that without laughing!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 15, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It seems to me...

that if he was using “the cream” to cover up his use of “the clear,” then he knew he was doing something wrong. Seems like if he felt he were legal, he wouldn’t have seen a need to cover up his use of the clear.

by Inkara1 on Jan 15, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

My problem with Bonds isn’t that he used steroids. So did a ton of guys. Using or not using PEDs and whether you agree with it or whatnot is a personal choice, so whatever. Eliminate all that right or wrong argument.

My problem with Bonds is that he was such an arrogant prick for so long about it. He would say stuff like he is too good to have to use steroids, then accuse the media who asked him about it of being racist. Bonds was using, the media all knew it, and asking him about it isn’t racist. That’s my problem with Barry Bonds. As far as I’m concerned, the guy can go fuck himself and I never want him playing for the Rangers.

by FuturePants on Jan 15, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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