My new TV commercial crush
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 18, 2009 2:29 PM CST
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I'm smitten.
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I have a thing...
…for blue-eyed brunettes.
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 18, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
As well...
you should.
I can imagine those eyes could do some dangerous things to a man.
There are some combinations of hair/eyes that just work. Blue-eyed brunette is one, green-eyed redhead is another.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 18, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
do you like the Zyrtech indoor/outdoor allergy girl?
blue-eyed brunette as well
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
I call them
Large breasted brunettes. Feel free to ignore those if you wish.
You need to see the full length version of this commercial. She’s wearing a killer dress in the end. Serious body.
Although it has some cheesy revenge-type theme at the end.
Yes.
But can you trust a woman who will go from couples therapy to chainsaw in less than a second?
Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young
pssh
the blonde in the background is hotter
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
yeah...
but she’s a slut
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
why is she a slut
maybe they go on to have a long lasting relationship. maybe the brunette nagged too much. she seems pretty vindictive and insecure.
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
Especially in the new version
with the little black dress…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Isn't she the same chick...
that has the guy’s name tattooed on her back, and uses yellowbook to find a tattoo removal person?
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Video...
Here is the tattoo girl. Green eyes, and not really as beautiful as break-up girl.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
I have not the bloodiest idea what she says when the guy asks her when she's getting married to Mike.
by oc on Jan 18, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
i think she says
“Uh, Tom”. Implying that she doesn’t want Tom to see the Mike tattoo
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
They aren't doing it right...
if they are getting married before he has seen her tramp stamp area.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 18, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
i think he's seen it
and i guess he’s just really understanding?
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
does anyone have a link?
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
Yellowbook.com
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
thanks
"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 18, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
My new crush...Kristen Stewart from Twilight
Sure she’s 18, but she looks at least 21.
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
she looks very girl-next-door-like
which isn’t bad, just doesn’t stand out to me.
Mine is and always will be Heidi Klum. No matter how old she gets, or how much Seal she has…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jan 18, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah she isn't like damn I'm so hot
it’s like I want to take you home to meet my mom.
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
Screw that I'll take the blonde in the background...damnnn
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
The brunette...
She either has puffy cheeks or a wicked jawbone.
Something seems out of proportion with her face.
obviously you didnt get the fark reference
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I have a crush on this girl
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
i like that commercial too
but there’s no way that she sounds like that.
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
she looks exotic hot
which can be super hot, but in her case, I think isn’t so much all that hot.
she’s like Eliza Dushku Lite, which to me, I’d just rather have the real thing
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jan 18, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone else
find the Sonic wife attractive in a milfy, wait til I get behind closed doors kind of way?
Man...
i’d knock that lady’s eyebrows off.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
I agree with Ben and Evan
Never heard of someone describing a women with pointy knees before.
I have nothing to say
With your dong?
I don’t get this reference.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Ball Four reference...
Gary Bell says, at one point, that he’s going to knock his old lady’s eyebrows off.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Who woulda thunk it?
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
just so I could shut her up.
I HATE those commercials.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jan 18, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm smitten with the girl from the cheesy
Budwiser commercial where the guy is talking about the “real American beauty”. She oldish but really pretty.
I prefer the girl...
…who is in the “Drinkability” ads.
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 18, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
The red-head
that is explaining drinkability?
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
"drinkability"
is a really dumb slogan.
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
I hate it...
the commercials are kind of preachy… and they even had to do a commercial trying to explain drinkability… “45% of people thought it meant the ability to drink”… sounds right to me.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
Miller high life are still the best..that voiceover is classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLl5y9RZI7c
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
I'll just
give all of those commercials the finger and drink my Yuengling
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
one of the things i've had to give up
since moving away from the east coast
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
those drinkability ads are sooo annoying
yeah, keep talking. You’re still not going to get me to believe that there is any appreciable difference between two different types of watered down piss
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
Although I agree with the above comments
it must be tough for the female Ranger fans on this blog
I have nothing to say
I have a crush on this girl...
I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler
respek
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
OT...
anybody else see that another hedge fund manager has apparently “gone rogue?”
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
x
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ai1psTNqLLtU&refer=worldwide
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Damn
so sad for the people that lost so much money with funds like this.
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
I wouldn't feel sorry for anyone
who loses money in a hedge fund.
by Randy Richardson on Jan 18, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
This isn't just a hedge fund
the manager lied to his investors about how well he was doing. But I guess that doesn’t matter anyways because apparently you enjoy seeing people unhappy. Sick.
FOR MANLY LOVE, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
But an accurate one.
Think just briefly about these Mortgage packages that investors buying and selling that caused a large part of this crash. Take a bunch of marginal paper, bundle it into packages which are then bundled with other packages such that no one can actually grade the underlying paper anymore, and sell it to brokers who only want to flip it to their clients due to the high returns. Everyone in the chain was onlyinterested in making money on the flip, and every one in the chain knew less and less about the underlying value of the collateral than the one before them.
If that isn’t the financial equivalent of a house of cards, I don’t know what is. Come to think of it, it’s not much different than an Amway deal – you only make money if you can recruit others.
I wonder if Geoff Quisenberry is related to former Royals' sidearm great Dan Quisenberry.
by oc on Jan 18, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know...
but I picture him wearing a monacle and carrying a white-tipped cane.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Hadn't seen this commercial
So I had to do some research to see who Adam was talking about. So for anyone who’s curious: Alexandra Daddario
lol, she's born in '86
i knew ajm had a bit of sharky in him…
heh.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
The Wrestler
people mentioned kristen stewart up top
who was born in 1990.
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
Yeah I did
and I said she’s only 18. But I’m 23 so that’s okay in my book.
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
Hmm
Just saw her in an episode of Damages last week. I had no idea that was the girl from the Yellow Book commercial.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Yah, I watched one episode and that's all I could take.
Though the lead chick from that show needs to be naked, like, all of the time.
For the good of the world, I mean.
She’s legitimately beautiful.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Dirk owned
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yah, she's been looking hotter these days.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
What's wrong with Emily Deschanel?
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
Even as someone whose favorite is still Miranda Lambert
I’ll have to disagree. Sometimes thin and wispy is nice.
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
There's something off about her face.
It’s like her head a creepy oblong rectangle in 3-D.
She makes it work, I suppose.
I mean, I’d hit it.
But it’s still creepy.
She’s got a little Sarah Jessica Parker to her. Sometimes she looks smoking. Sometimes she looks like the goblin that haunts Ben’s dreams and threatens to sleep with Adam.
And I’m talking old SJP, btw. Like Striking Distance era, back before she became a grotesque victim of plastic surgery.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
I've noticed that too
But it doesn’t really bug me. If anything, it might be part of why I find her interesting.
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
Jon, you're gonna make some slightly off-kilter looking female very, very happy someday.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
One can hope.
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
Just don't screw things up and accidentally call her, "Salty", when things start getting hot and/or heavy.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I love shorter haired brunettes. Example: Olga Kurylenko in Hitman
Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young
Now with 100% less DJ Qualls!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Except that...
she looks like a wax figure there.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 18, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Meagan Fox
Am I the only one who is missing the fascination with her? Probably am, I tend to miss the fascination with a lot of chicks who are widely considered to be uber-hot. Might just be my general aversion to most things mainstream, however.
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
No, I think she's vastly overrated as well. She's sexy, but in a Las Vegas stripper kind of a way. She's definitely sexy, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to look at pics of her or anything.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
case and point
Tattoos and an 80s concert shirt...
How original.
by oc on Jan 18, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
There's really nothing that special with her
She’s a hot girl who got lucky in finding some good acting gigs whereas many of them end up doing squat. She does seem like she’s up for anything though which is always nice.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Yuppers.
There’s a thousand out there just like her.
Doesn’t mean she’s not sexy, just means I’m not gonna crazy over a girl when you could find someone who looks a ton like her at the strip club in town.
I’m talking about the nice strip club, though.
The one with “rules”.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
zero boobs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2009 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
Yah, um...
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
Daaaammmmmm.
"Nobody knows how to feel right now. It’s like Jesus came down from heaven and shot Santa Claus." --ghtd36
No one beats a pre-baby Jessica Alba.
Trying to pretend like there could be anything better is just dumb.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
I knew Jessica Alba was hot before anyone else.
I was there for the advanced screening of Idle Hands.
by oc on Jan 18, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
She was so fucking cute in that movie.
After it was over me and my friends were all just sitting around going, “Who the hell was that chick and why am I just getting to see her now?”
Well, that and, “How does Devin Sawa get acting roles? He’s blowing directors, right? There’s no other explanation. He’s just swallowing lots and lots of big meaty directorial dong. Has to be.”
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
One of
my buddy got to her at a restaurant where he was working. He couldn’t stop talking about it for a week. Lucky mofo.
"Nobody knows how to feel right now. It’s like Jesus came down from heaven and shot Santa Claus." --ghtd36
Got to her?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
shit. my bad for making it sound weird.
*Got to see her in person.
"Nobody knows how to feel right now. It’s like Jesus came down from heaven and shot Santa Claus." --ghtd36
If Jesus didn't come back down for that, he's never coming back.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
The one on the left will take up stripping within a year. The one on the right will have reservations at first about joining the lifestyle, but will eventually become one as well.
They will both acquire cocaine habits for a few months until the one on the left becomes pregnant.
The one on the right will get out and marry a wealthy but all-around unattractive man and will divorce him two years and one child later.
Her friend will continue to strip.
by oc on Jan 18, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
nothankyou
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
ive been digging on the
chef girl from the quizno’s commercials…..mmmmm
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Jan 18, 2009 4:42 PM CST reply actions
Well.
Time to go out and get some lube, be back later guys, keep the pictures up please.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
OT -- Thank you, Chris Wallace
for royally screwing the Trail Blazers.
"Nobody knows how to feel right now. It’s like Jesus came down from heaven and shot Santa Claus." --ghtd36
whats funny about the email
is that it was absolutely incorrect about the legal ramifications. They basically just flat out lied about the “tortuous interference” claims.
serves them right.
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
indeed.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
in the words of my girlfriend
“thats rosie o’donald, omygoodness – you reap what you sow”
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, is your girlfriend Rosie Perez?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
Alright
Now that I’ve finished fine-tuning, I might as well toss this out there again:
List (with the exception of #’s 1 and 2) subject to frequent random changes.
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
I have a lot of problems with this list
FOR A GOOD TIME, MEET ME HERE NOVEMBER 8, 1993, 2:15 A.M. SHARP
+1
But he’s LSJ.
When you’re just poured into a pair of wranglers the way he is, you can do whatever the hell you want when it comes to the ladies.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be the first to admit, my tastes are a bit different
As I said above, I kinda like it that way. And more goes into those rankings than just looks exclusively. There’s usually something else about a chick I have to like for me to rank her highly – kind of an intangible quality, really. There are a couple exceptions on there though (Poppy Montgomery and Kelli Garner).
Also, the #10 spot changes about three times a week, so take that FWIW.
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
No one should have a problem with Kristen Bell....damn.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
I feel like a peeping-Tom looking at these photos.
by oc on Jan 18, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry
It took me a little while to catch onto that one when I first came here too.
That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
Lol
I’ve been on here since may though, I’m just slow. That’s all.
You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader
I agree with the list 100%
I’ve never been one to fall for the hip, “who’s the current hottest chick EVAR!” lists.
Give me the natural beauty, the sophistication of a tantalizing smile and the experience of knowing wink.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on Jan 18, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know
About Adam’s ever changing taste in fem beauty. But I hear this is the protocol when two attorneys wed.
http://www.freakybestmanspeech.com/
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jan 18, 2009 5:47 PM CST reply actions
Freida Pinto?
"Nobody knows how to feel right now. It’s like Jesus came down from heaven and shot Santa Claus." --ghtd36
Oh....I finished Slumdog last night.
I so wanna track her down, yummy.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
You finished it?
Did you walk out the first time?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
I have a copy of it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
How?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
If so then he's a piece of shit thief and I hope he goes to jail where he belongs and gets sodomized by several large angry men each and every day.
I can’t stand people who think it’s cool to just steal like that.
But for all I know he has some sort of legal way to get movies early, so I’ll reserve judgment.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's a screener,
on loan from a friend.
And seriously, why do you always fantasize about man-sodomy? That is truly disurbing…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Cool. And, sorry.
Just had an argument with some douche the other night who tried to tell me that downloading music for free on the internet wasn’t stealing cause it was just replicating bits of code and therefor not really stealing at all.
I’m still mad.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking
you’re going to have a heart attack by the age of 30 if you don’t get executed for baby punting first. All it would take is for you to find out that there is a sequel to Million Dollar Baby in the same 5 minute-period that Ron Washington is made Rangers GM and immediately trades Max to the Angels.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
LOL
I’m not gonna lie- I do get fired up pretty easily.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 19, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
"Nobody knows how to feel right now. It’s like Jesus came down from heaven and shot Santa Claus." --ghtd36
I prefer, Serenity Now.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 20, 2009 1:02 AM CST up reply actions
You know, dirky, that serenity now stuff doesn’t work.
Serenity now – insanity later.
by Brett Perryman on Jan 20, 2009 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
Later?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith
by thedirkatron on Jan 20, 2009 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
Funny you should say that
I have fallen for her myself.
She’s one of those “the whole is greater than the sum of its parts” types
by Lo'Ranger(s)714 on Jan 18, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions
the girl in the yellowbook commerical
that had to get her tattoo removed was waaaaaaaaaay hotter
I always assumed
that Adam would like that real annoying chick from the Progressive.com commercial.
Get off my lawn.
Doug Glanville
An interview with former Ranger Doug Glanville- http://pabaseball.blogspot.com/2009/01/q-doug-glanville.html
We Should Be GM's @ http://pabaseball.blogspot.com
More Hardball @ http://morehardball.blogspot.com
Unless there is an extremely hot, half naked chick
Through that link.. i’m spamming this.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I hate
that commercial. Obviously, the first thing you do when breaking up is go to the yellow pages.
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