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I don't know why this amuses me so much, since pretty much no one here thinks this is even a possibility, much less wants to be. Whereas the 'Rev' is losing sleep. Nice.

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Good stuff.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 19, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

they have some “interesting” posts on that topic

Unless Manny can make 34 starts and pitch 200+ innings in each of the next three seasons, this wouldn’t bother me at all. The Rangers continue to baffle me with their never-ending search for more bats. Josh Hamilton was great last year, but how would Edinson Volquez have looked in their rotation instead of, like, Jason Jennings’ corpse? They didn’t feel like paying Francisco Cordero, so they traded him in for two months of Carlos Lee in a sunken quest for a division title in 2006. Not pulling that trade could have saved them a year of Eric Gagne, but at least they got another bat, David Murphy, for him. And Kason Gabbard, he gave them all of 56 innings last year. They got a couple of bats for Teixeira, and Matt Harrison, who put up a healthy 5.49 ERA in 83 innings last year. He might be good some day, if they don’t give up on him and trade him for another bat.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hit post too soon

the jewel of the cordero/lee deal: the draft picks we recieved for lee
the jewel for the gagne deal: engel beltre
the jewel of the teixeria trade: feliz

in this guys mind:
jewel of the cordero/lee trade: no one
jewel of the gagne deal: murphy/gabbard
jewel of the teixeira deal: harrison – lets keep in mind that going by the BA rankigns the rangers #1 and #4 prospects this year and their #1 and #5 guys last year – but the jewel is harrison? along with saltalmalphabet, beau jones, harrison. so lets get this staright, somehow the teix trade lands us 4 guys who will PROBABLY be penciled into the rangers ml roster for a while (salty, harrison, feliz, andrus)

HA

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heh not that it matters
rangers top 10 (BA):
1. Neftali Feliz, rhp
2. Derek Holland, lhp
3. Justin Smoak, 1b
4. Elvis Andrus, ss
5. Martin Perez, lhp
6. Taylor Teagarden, c
7. Engel Beltre, of
8. Michael Main, rhp
9. Julio Borbon, of
10. Max Ramirez, c/1b
angels top 10 (BA):
1. Nick Adenhart, rhp
2. Jordan Walden, rhp
3. Peter Bourjos, of
4. Trevor Reckling, lhp
5. Sean O’Sullivan, rhp
6. Kevin Jepsen, rhp
7. Hank Conger, c
8. Mark Trumbo, 1b
9. Anthony Ortega, rhp
10. Mason Tobin, rhp

are there many ppl out there who would take walden or adenhart (1/2 for angels) over main (8 for rangers)

or who would take peter burjos over borbon? maxram?

:)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's pretty disturbing.

still, they find a way to get it done between scrappy minor leaguers and solid free agent acquisitions.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jan 19, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

for Boston...

not that they’ll miss Beltre anytime soon, or that they ever would have missed Murphy or Gabbard, but wow was it worth that trade alone just to watch him suck the life temporarily out of the fan base

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jan 19, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"a couple of bats, Matt Harrison..."

and the best fastball in the minors

by bigskinny on Jan 19, 2009 3:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL - Angel fans

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 19, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DOA - Rangers fans

Recipient of the 2008 "The Iron Man" award from scottnak of Halos Heaven!

by 44FAN on Jan 19, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for proving my point

Now, why don’t you come back in a couple years after Vlads knees have given out for good, Lackey’s gone to FA and Torri Hunter’s inevitable decline begins.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 19, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What?

That doesn’t even make sense. If you’re going to troll, at least put some thought into it.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lsj has some more i think

post em jon

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Naw, they're not mine

Shep did that one.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 19, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dshep

did you do any more?

these are epic

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v169/dsheppard/boardimages/gifs/baseball/

theres the ones ive made anyway.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jan 19, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This has to be my favorite

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 19, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

haha

too bad KRod’s not a memeber of the Angels anymore. He was almost too easy to pick on

In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home

by hinduplaya on Jan 19, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahahahaha

Sublime, for the first 8 seconds…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 19, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

who did

“A day in the life of K-Rod”?

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Jan 19, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, rec.

"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 19, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 19, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap.

It’s currently #1 on the “Up and Coming” list and #4 on “Top Rated This Week.”

If anyone has an account, UP VOTE!

by philkid3 on Jan 19, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray!

Go, philkid, go!

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Done.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 19, 2009 6:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Made one just for that.

"No... JD has been exposed as a kid who trades his remote-controlled helicopters for paper airplanes, then fails to consider the feelings of the paper airplane when he refolded it into a hat." -Telegraph.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 19, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ah, lost it

oh well

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jan 19, 2009 7:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a trombone

playing that? Pretty stout.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 19, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

how's that Mark Teixeira trade looking for you guys?

I guess we didn’t get much in return for his time here, either…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jan 19, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greatness

Not to mention the Halos were going to make the playoffs without Tex then they went out in the first round. Could have kept what they had and done that.

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Jan 19, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah - they get a sandwich pick for his departure

but that’s neither here nor there

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jan 19, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's good Kool Aid....really

Those comments over at Halos Heaven are priceless. They should be scared, but not of Texas signing that ego maniacal cancer Manny. They should be scared because the pitching is coming and the offense is already here.

“Every time I see a shot of Nolan Ryan sitting in the stands at a Rangers game…
…I shudder. They’re going to catch on. They can’t HELP but catch on.”

I’ve been a Rangers fan for a long time, and never has there been such an emphasis on pitching and defense. Bringing in Nolan was the start of a new era for the Rangers. No more excuses like the heat and RBiA being a hitter friendly park. We’re in the shadows right now but it wont be long before we dislodge the Angels from the top spot in the west, possibly for years to come.

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Jan 19, 2009 3:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'd argue that naming Jon Daniels as GM was the start of a new era for the Rangers.

But I know what you’re saying.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Jan 19, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the pitching accumulation started before Nolan arrived.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 19, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that cant be true – john boy has been a complete failure

/ randy galloway

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

its all nolan

/ RG

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 19, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 19, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OMG!

It’s Revo!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 19, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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