What the F is this?
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Fuckin’ Quintana… that creep can roll, man
Where is Benji Gil when you need him.
This?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jan 20, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
A classy move
by a classy guy. Thatta boy Jayslick.
FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
thats friggin awesome
touche
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
you gotta day wednesday, baby
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Dude
I think you’re right.. I always heard day, like a big day or something.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Eight year olds, dude
eight year olds
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
Best Line Ever
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter…
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…
FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
When you watch Blood Simple ...
… keep up with the bullet count and position in the chamber.
It’ll really screw with yer haid.
The moves being made are too extra for my taste.
The Dude: It’s like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh…
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I’m trying to say…
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch…
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
I'm hosting a Dallas version of Lebowski Fest next weekend...
preeeeeeetty pumped about it.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
In regards to your signature...
The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT… Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The great thing about baseball is that there's a crisis every day. ~Gabe Paul
by RangerFloppy on Jan 21, 2009 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
Walt,
post some info about that will ya? or let me know where we can find the info, the lebowskifest website? Me and some buds have been meaning to go to the one in KY for a few years….
Let me know!
Freddie King rules faces.
The one that goes down in Austin every year is a trip.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
I bet. I'd love to go to the real thing,
I think I’ll try to make 2010’s as I’m already going to Vegas and a Caribbean cruise this year
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jan 25, 2009 1:00 AM CST up reply actions
as mentioned to "thedudeabides"
we’re looking at going to 300 Dallas next Saturday night, dressed up as characters from the movie. then after party.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jan 25, 2009 12:59 AM CST up reply actions
it's small-time - just friends of mine - but if you want to join, the more the merrier
we’re looking at going to 300 Dallas next Saturday night, dressed up as characters from the movie. then after party.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jan 25, 2009 12:59 AM CST up reply actions

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