Lone Star Ball: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Around SBN: Headlines: BC Beats BU 4-3 in 58th Beanpot Championship

Sunday night linkaliciousness

Richard Justice says that Ben Sheets is going to either make a g.m. look like a genius (by providing ace-level performance for much less than ace salary) or like an idiot (by getting hurt).  The whole Sheets saga has really been pretty fascinating.  And I'm continuing to hope that Sheets ends up here.

Keith Law id's a player on each team that could crack the top 100 prospect list next season, with Wilfredo Boscan being listed for Texas (with a mention also of Kasey Kiker).  I continue to find it interesting that Boscan has seemingly slid under the radar, despite his combination of an incredible K/BB rate and an incredible groundball rate while facing competition that is generally several years older than him.  How Boscan does in Hickory next year is definitely going to be something to watch...

John Perrotto has this note up at BP:

The Athletics plan to go with Justin Duchscherer, Sean Gallagher, Dana Eveland, and Dallas Braden as their top four starters.

That should give at least a slight pause to those folks who are wanting to say that the Rangers should be expected to finish behind Oakland this year.

If there's anyone who wants more Michael Young moving to 3B/complaining about the move talk, there's a lengthy thread on the subject at BTF, including Dan Szymborski weighing in with some very critical comments.

 

0 recs  |  Comment 203 comments |

Story-email Email Printer Print

More from Lone Star Ball

Tuesday a.m. Rangers stuff

Jan 2010 by Adam J. Morris - 46 comments

New T.R. Sullivan mailbag up

Dec 2009 by Adam J. Morris - 35 comments

Saturday a.m. Rangers things

May 2009 by Adam J. Morris - 115 comments

Thursday a.m. stuff

Mar 2009 by Adam J. Morris - 16 comments

Comments

Display:

Law's pick for Cincinatti

Neftali Soto. Is he kin to Mario, and will local media start referring to Feliz as Soto.

by scoop16 on Jan 25, 2009 7:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dan Szymborski

Dude loves his analogies.

by LiamP on Jan 25, 2009 7:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

that is his go-to move. still the dude is really funny and very smart. and totally spot on in that thread, of course.

by alon91 on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dan is darn good

At reinforcing his points. That said, he doesn’t seem to want to leave a disagreement unanswered.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jan 25, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking about the A's thing today

What if those four lead their rotation, and the Rangers rotation is Sheets, Padilla, Millwood, McCarthy and Harrison? You can’t depend on good years from Padilla and Millwood, but you can depend on 5 or better ERAs and likely full seasons. The A’s have the cavalry coming but so do the Rangers.

by Brett Perryman on Jan 25, 2009 7:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

CHONE FIP projections

Duchscherer — 4.23
Eveland — 4.26
Braden — 4.42
Gallagher — 4.71

Millwood — 4.28
Padilla — 4.84
McCarthy — 4.97
Harrison — 5.23

When you take into account park effects, CHONE seems to have the two groups, as is, pretty close. If you replace Harrison with Sheets’ 3.84, then I think you can reasonably say the Rangers project to have a rotation as good as, or better than, Oakland’s.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does that 3.84 include our Ballpark effect?

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ooooook.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 7:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Care to give us a rough projection of what Sheets will do at the Ballpark?

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably a FIP around 4.00...

…based on B-R’s league average numbers for the Brewers and Rangers pitchers and the CHONE projection.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is Miller Park known to be more of a pitcher's park?

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

balls dont travel well in cold weather though

not like warm weather at least

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 26, 2009 2:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's indoors

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 26, 2009 3:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

It for one has retractable roof. Two, the park opens up to the outside regardless. The roof in no way changes the temperature of the air inside the ballpark. It isn’t the Metrodome. It can get cold.

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

by Heebs on Jan 26, 2009 9:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It snowed during the Rangers game there last April.

And since the roof merely covers, but doesn’t enclose the park, it was a chilly weekend.

by FuturePants on Jan 26, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure the Brewers play baseball in July.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 26, 2009 3:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How are those numbers pretty close?

I assume those numbers take into account park effects? If so, they beat us 4-0.

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 25, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No

They don’t take into account park effects.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

in the words of Ace Ventura…All Righty Then!

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 25, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And he stole that line from himself.

Presenting Fire Marshall Bill:

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fire Marshall Bill

He sucks. And Jim Carrey sucks.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

B.S.

What, you didn’t like In Living Color?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In Living Color was good

Jim Carrey isn’t funny though. He was an overacting clown on that show. And still is.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, can't argue there.

I really don’t care for him, but FMB slayed me…I guess I was younger then.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

With the exception of...

…“The Truman Show” – he was very good in that…

"Hello win column..."

by rangersfan34 on Jan 25, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He was pretty good in Eternal Sunshine.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

that's a good one

Next Year! We Swear!

by NothinG on Jan 25, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think mine was Scarface.

And maybe The Doors thrown in there…

She totally flipped about the sister thing…Hello! It’s a movie…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Serious question

Has Oliver Stone made anything that wasn’t a stinking pile of shit?

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You Bastard

Seriously?

Natural Born Killers?
Wallstreet?
JFK?

cmon

by Horns130 on Jan 25, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Natural Born Killers

Has got to be one of the worst movies ever made, taking into consideration its size and scope.

He was trying so hard to satirize that he actually forgot his subject.

It was a comic book, not a movie.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's an insult to comic books

No seriously. NBK was just awful. I’ve read some smart comic books.

by rodinuk on Jan 26, 2009 12:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's true.

I didn’t mean the narrative was on par with comic books, just that it was a series of colorful images, not a coherent movie.

by brettgardner on Jan 26, 2009 12:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Natural Born Killers

Forgot about that. I really liked that movie.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

JFK?

Please.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 25, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

JFK wasn't a documentary

so it shouldn’t be treated as such.

Stone had a bunch of loose ends and tried to tell a story.

Overall it’s uneven but there are moments of greatness within it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 25, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

JFK

Back… and to the left. Back… and to the left.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 26, 2009 4:50 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

That’s the first thing that comes to my mind, too.

by brettgardner on Jan 26, 2009 7:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah me too

that made me never wanna see another Stone movie.

made me wanna walk out of the theater

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 26, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There must have been a second spitter

Over behind those bushes, on the gravelly road.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Jan 26, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

platoon was good

especially in 86

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 26, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Salvador, though it’s a lot longer than it should be.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK

I guess it was a bad question, since I’ve seen every Stone movie except W, and I’ve hated each more than the one before it.

Salvador was the best, I’ll give you that, but that’s not saying much.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It has the same Oliver Stone propoganda, probably not as much as his later films, but if you can see past it, it’s actually a very interesting character study.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Platoon

Wall Street
Talk Radio
The Doors
Salvador

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 8:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Well, I disagree.

I wouldn’t call any of the movies I listed great movies, and Stone tends to be too preachy and heavy-handed, but they weren’t terrible.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, listen

Maybe “stinking pile of shit” is a result of my last Stone encounter: Alexander.

I should say that I’ve been entertained enough by some of his movies. JFK, as ridiculous as it was, was entertaining the first time. Wall Street was alright.

Maybe if he weren’t so famous for his movies I wouldn’t care so much, since I think most movies suck, but that he gets so much acclaim shocks and annoys me.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What are your favorite movies?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 25, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not this again.

I wouldn’t dare give you an answer, for fear of being labeled some kind of poser.

I’ll just give the more honest answer and say that I dislike most movies.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Just name the best movie you’ve seen the last couple of years.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 25, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The last movie that really moved me was Paris J’Taime

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*Paris Je T’aime

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wall-E

There Will Be Blood, Persepolis, Volver…I’m running out.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Volvér

Haven’t seen it, but Pedro Almodovar is one weird thinker.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ay-chee-wa-wa!

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Volver bored the shit out of me.

Persepolis was cool. Didn’t really like it at the time, but as time went on it kinda grew on me. And the animation was cool as hell, so it had that going for it.

TWBB was greatness.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 25, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!

I HAVE A STRAW THAT REACHES ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OVER TO YOUR GLASS…AND I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!!

sorry. I had to.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jan 26, 2009 12:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I tried watching JFK in the movie theatres as a 10 year old.

Not a smart decision.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

was it the Joe Pesci in the blond wig

popping amyl nitrate scene?

yeah that fucked me up too.

Just Sign Him '09 --- Wait, didn't know about the flexor tendon thing.....gimme a second...

by Ryin A on Jan 25, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the movie was going to tell me who really did it.

I waited three and a half hours for an answer and never got one.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh you didn't get it?

Everybody but the guy who did it, did it.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was happy when they took Tommy Lee Jones to jail because his hair was goofy.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Re: "stinking pile of shit"

Woah!

I thought that was “this thing” and “The Show”, and “Ron Washington”, and “Donut Boy”, and “top 5 media market”, and “his body rejects the notion of pitching in The Show”…did I miss anything?

I didn’t know you wre referring to directors, I apologize.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Get it right, Rodney.

It’s “Jonny Donuts” not “Donut Boy”.

How could you forget the house favorite – “Boy Blunder” ?

For the record my personal fave is “the stupid sonofabitch Jon Daniels…”

I liked JFK, Wall Street, Platoon and Nixon.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 25, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A parody, of a parody

is a fail bit, correct? That would be you.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You also forgot

the “dimwitted Ron Washington”

Just trying to help you out, Rodney.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 25, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How the hell did anybody

forget that attendance is down nearly 600,000 since that stupid sonofabitch Jon Daniels became the GM?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 25, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think this is the first time I just

laughed out loud. It writes itself.

by Hull Fan on Jan 25, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why would you voluntarily go to Alexander?

That’s not Oliver Stone being bad…

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jan 26, 2009 8:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoyed Wall Street.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 25, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 25, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Douglas

can carry a movie

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jan 26, 2009 12:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dallas’ own Talk Radio

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Luckily,

no one has mentioned ‘Any Given Sunday’.

by scoop16 on Jan 25, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ace Ventura and the Mask

Sorry but they were good.

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 25, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll never understand

Why that movie is so loved.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Because Michel Gondry is, like, soooo out there.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he is really wild and messed up in 23

totally un jim carry like

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 26, 2009 2:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's been in a couple of good movies, though.

But I always felt like he he was an actor who just happened to be in some good movies, rather than an actual quality actor.

Truman Show and especially Eternal Sunshine leap to mind.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 25, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I never saw Truman.

Eternal Sunshine was the first time I ever saw him make an attempt to just be real and not funny.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

See

I had the opposite feeling about Truman, actually.

I thought he was a good actor giving a good performance in a movie that had delusions of grandeur.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was pretty much made for that role.

Like with Forest Whitaker as old uncle whatshisface in Last King of Scotland.

I mean, yah, he was good in it, but it was more because the role was just written for him exactly than because he acted that great in it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 25, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Either way

I didn’t like the movie very much, and I don’t think it deserves its accolades.

by brettgardner on Jan 26, 2009 12:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what, Last King of Scotland?

shit, I enjoyed it…had no clue what it was about going into it etiher.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jan 26, 2009 12:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Muh?

No, I meant Truman Show.

by brettgardner on Jan 26, 2009 12:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

Doesn’t it seem like Carrey is the 90’s/00’s version of Chevy Chase?

Very divisive.

For what it’s worth, I love the mid 80’s batch of Chevy Chase movies, and nobody can tell me that the first Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber aren’t masterpieces of ridiculous comedy.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, if you like comedy,

you have stupid/slapstick and……………smart comedy?

Chevy Chase. Jim Carrey, Monty Python, Richard Pryor, Seth Rogan…how are any of them that different? Except Carlin—and please, he didn’t like a good sight gag?

Don’t get me wrong, I like to think through my movies, but part of comedy is just letting go, and going with the giggles, or guffaws.

I am sure some Friends or Cheers type will jump on this…but they were just recycling the SOS of many, many shows before them.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think

All comedies fit into one or two categories.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

See Carrey in Cable Guy

Dark comedy. Awesome flick.

by rcreative on Jan 25, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't call it awesome

But I’ve always thought that it gets shit on way more than it deserves.

by brettgardner on Jan 25, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, Dumb and Dumber, completely forgot about that one.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 25, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that john denver is a lying piece of shit.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 26, 2009 3:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I beg to differ,

he is one of the funniest actors alive.

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Jan 26, 2009 6:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

future

2 of the four for the Rangers are not part of their future. The A’s are about a year ahead of the Rangers in respect to the rotations but the Rangers are ahead in position player development.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Jan 25, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's a f.a. after 2009

So we have control of Padilla longer (given his 2010 option) than the A’s do Duchscherer.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So

What are the odds that Beane flips him this year? Or do you think it will be a wait and see about their record at the deadline?

by FuturePants on Jan 26, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta be wait and see

but he and Holliday would certainly be big chips if they fall out of it by then.

by Brett Perryman on Jan 26, 2009 10:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope they get traded

and bring back as great a return as the A’s got on Harden

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 26, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope they get

a very non-serious injury right at the deadline and can’t be dealt.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 26, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, in that case...

I won’t be drafting Holliday with my first-round fantasy pick again this year.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Jan 26, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Same here

Though they gave up not much to get Holliday themselves.

by Brett Perryman on Jan 26, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Duchscherer

I don’t know how much trade value he’s going to have — he’s a finesse righty, and the perception of those guys is often less than the reality.

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 26, 2009 11:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't

sat he was.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Jan 25, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she sat!

The moves being made are too extra for my taste.

by shroomer on Jan 26, 2009 9:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gallagher/Eveland/Braden

You really think they put Oakland ahead of Texas? They’re all back roto types and only Eveland has even been relatively successful for an MLB season. The tale will be told by Gio/Anderson/Cahill (and however long they hang onto Duke) and by Feliz/Holland/etc (and maybe Sheets).

by Brett Perryman on Jan 25, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Right now, yes

It is also possible that Cahill and Anderson reach the MLs this year. They are at about the same point in their development as Holland but younger. Going into 2010 the A’s are looking at a possible rotation of Cahill, Anderson, Gallagher, Eveland and Braden. The Rangers might have a rotation of BMac, Harrison, Holland, Feliz, ???

Now before I get dragged over the coals, I said the A’s were a year ahead of the Rangers in developing their rotation. I don’t think the A’s are as deep in pitching prospects as the Rangers. In 2011 the depth of the pitching in the Rangers system starts to take over and puts their whole pitching staff ahead of the A’s.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Jan 25, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you're giving those guys too much credit

Gallagher, Eveland, and Braden just dont do much for me

Furthermore, the original statement more implied the comparison as teams…not just pitching

there is no doubt that we are better offensively. So, yes, they are slightly better on the mound but we are much better at the plate

by Horns130 on Jan 25, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The whole basis of this conversation

…if you refer back to the comments that you responded to, involved looking at that A’s rotation and comparing a Rangers rotation with Sheets. So let’s call Feliz/Holland and Cahill/Anderson a wash. You really think that Gallagher/Eveland/Braden is better or more advanced than Sheets/Harrison/McCarthy?

by Brett Perryman on Jan 25, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

apples, oranges, pears

How many movies ago was your original post?

Well if the Rangers sign Sheets then yes they would have the better rotation.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Jan 26, 2009 1:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so, nothing's on TV tonight except for the SAG awards

and all i gotta say is, Cuddy looks really really good tonight.

by Longhorn on Jan 25, 2009 7:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He smiles with his eyes.

The moves being made are too extra for my taste.

by shroomer on Jan 26, 2009 9:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dan Szymborski

a man after my own heart.

exactly what I said in the morning thread. at least somebody else gets it

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 25, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What's exactly what you said in the morning thread?

That Face needs to stop the sand-clogged hatchet wound routine and start going about his business like a man would?

If so, that’s a sentimony I think a lot of people on here share.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 25, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ed said I was overreacting

my point was specifically that what he said cannot possible be seen as a good thing and deserves a boat load of criticism

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 25, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

What a horrible, horrible person he is.

I wish him sorrow.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 25, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

far be it from anybody to disagree with ed

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 26, 2009 12:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Huh? I'm lost. I was agreeing with you, not Edward.

The “he” in my sentence was Face.

I guess I should’ve put quote marks around that he to make it more clear, since recent events have shown Face to be something less than a man.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 26, 2009 12:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ah

myh bad

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 26, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ed knows, though,

that since Young is perceived as the team’s leader by many, he is also a lightning rod. The lightning rod gets both undue praise and undue criticism by casual fans as the winds change.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 26, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

again

i don’t see this as undue criticism. his whole answer cannot be swept under the rug. at the very least, you have to see it as him taking a cheap shot as management and belies his leader role on the team.

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 26, 2009 12:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not that I necessarily disagree with you

But why would the leader of the team of players worry about pissing off management?

Pissing the players off because he’s not preparing is another story.

by brettgardner on Jan 26, 2009 12:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't say

all of it was undue criticism, but there’s criticism and there’s saying he’s the spawn of an unholy union between Hitler and Rosie O’Donnell.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 26, 2009 12:21 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

well the point wasn't even that

more than a few respected posters thought MY’s comments were much ado about nothing. i didn’t agree and it’s nice to see dan explaining my position

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 26, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kiker

Wasn’t Kiker a little out of shape last year? He is either going to solidify himself as a legit SP prospect for the Rangers or he punches a ticket as a LOOGY.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Jan 25, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WWNRD?

That has already been addressed, vis-a-vis Kiker.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why would he be a LOOGY?

Why not a power LRP like Rhodes or Wagner?

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 25, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK maybe no a LOOGY

With all the SP prospects righ tbehind him if he doesn’t do well in Frisco he could be converted to a reliever.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Jan 25, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lauren Ambrose is on the Hallmark Channel.

I never found her to be attractive on Six Feet Under. Now I can’t resist her.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 25, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Supposed varitek offer by sox

“WEEI.com has learned from source close to the negotiations that the two-year offer made by the Red Sox to catcher Jason Varitek is for $5 million for the first year, along with a club option for $5 million or a $3 million player option for season No. 2 of the deal. It is believed incentives would be part of the agreement. The Red Sox have set a deadline for Varitek to accept the offer, although it is not known what that is.”

If thats legit.. given the way the market looks I’d have to think he will take it and feel really stupid about declining arb.

Of course its been said that the sox would still be interested in salty/teagarden.. but it certainly can’t help the rangers negotiations anyway.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jan 25, 2009 8:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's the end of the Sal/Tea to Bos talks imo

if this deal goes down.

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 25, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well its not like varitek is the long term solution

Montero or some other long term catcher would kill it.

But yes, It drops the chances a lot for now. They arn’t backed into a corner at least.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jan 25, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They will be come Opening Day

When they find out Varitek can’t do what he once did and he starts to stink it up.

Sheets or bust

by boomer1 on Jan 25, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no

he hit .220 last year, they know he can’t hit at all. He’s there to handle the staff. As Max Kellerman stated on the radio last year during all-star break, “Varitek should go to the all-star game, in a yankees uniform.”

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 25, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was talking about his

overall skills not just his hitting. I think his skills are starting to erode. I personally think they will trade for a young catcher even if they sign him just to mentor as the Rangers signed Vizquel for Andrus. IMO

Sheets or bust

by boomer1 on Jan 25, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Max Kellerman....

Oh, how so I fear for your future douchiness…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 25, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I Agree

I think a catcher to boston deal would still be on the table….Boston wants a young catcher to take over for Varitek soon and they dont have one in the organization

they either have to trade for one or sign one

yes, Mauer will be available in 2011 but who knows what happens on that

by Horns130 on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if they wouldnt' just want to wait for a different catcher

I wonder how enamored they are with either Montero or Salty. If they have Varitek for two more years (I don’t see how that player’s option isn’t getting picked up), then why not just wait till next season to see what kind of catchers are available for Buccholz.

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 25, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why would boston do that?

just cause they can?

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Jan 25, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As near as I can figure

The Sox see Tek as having the potential to perform better if he plays less and they just are not going to hand over the keys to the pitching staff to a rookie (which makes a certain amount of sense when you have a staff of guys who can be kind of knuckleheads like Beckett and Paps).

The key to me is the second year. That tells me that the Sox FO is not necessarily counting on him to take a mentorship role this year, they’re giving themselves the option to do it next year as well. It tells me that they probably don’t think the price of catching is going to come down so they may as well hold on to their chips to get a guaranteed stud.

"I'd like to f*ck Sandra Bullock." - Pedro Martinez, explaining his secret ambition to Sports Illustrated for Kids.

by OCD SS on Jan 26, 2009 7:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's a good take

on the situation. I think both Boston and TX are content to wait this out a bit. Both teams get more eval time on which catcher they want (to give up) and at what price.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 26, 2009 7:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I only agree with OCD with this as qualification.

I just don’t think the pool of good catchers at a “mentorable” age expands much year to year; somehow I think Texas and Boston will get together on a deal.

But it reminds me of when Casey Fossum was Clay Buchholz.

Reminds me of Brandon Claussen too.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jan 26, 2009 8:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you're just saying that

Fossum was a hot shot like Buhholz has been for the last couple of years, but Fossum was never Buchholz as a pitcher or even close.

by Brett Perryman on Jan 26, 2009 8:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Both players have downside although, yes, Buchholz has more upside.

But the names Casey Fossum and Brandon Claussen should make Boston feel better about letting go of an arm to fill a big long-term need.

And does Saltalamacchia have a better chance of reaching his potential than Clay Buccholz? I can’t decide if that question is a red herring. Considering Boston’s level of need at catcher I kinda think it isn’t.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jan 26, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Those guys were never consensus top 3 overall prospects, though.

And neither ever had world class ace potential.

At least no one outside of NY and Bawstun thought so.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 26, 2009 10:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They also never threw a no hitter

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jan 26, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

which

is basically meaningless in evaluating the pitcher’s future.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 26, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know

But so many people want to get him and cite that specific reason as why

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jan 26, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What? I really doubt that is true.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 26, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ive read it plenty of times on here

People are like “remember that no no he threw” and whatnot. Its not the sole reason but one that people list why they want him so bad.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jan 26, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You're exaggerating

most people are interested in Buchholz because he’s been ranked as a top pitching prospect for the last couple of years and has top of the rotation potential.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 26, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I really doubt that's true.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 26, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How many guaranteed stud catchers have ever been traded?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Jan 26, 2009 7:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great point.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jan 26, 2009 8:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sandy Alomar, Jr.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 26, 2009 8:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Varitek himself was

also traded when he was a minor leaguer.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 26, 2009 8:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Serious question

because I wasn’t really following prospects back in the dark ages when those 2 were traded — but were either of them “guaranteed stud catchers” like say Mauer is/was?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 26, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Alomar was behind

Santiago but I believe he was hyped as being a really good prospect. This was 20 years ago.

Can’t remember about Varitek. He was traded with DLowe for Slocumb.
The Ms were trying to win the division, were probably getting real sick of The Bobby Ayala Show and needed a closer.

Not sure what AJ Pierzky. was considered when he was with the Twins but he was also dealt.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 26, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well to me there is a big difference

between “really good prospect” and “guaranteed stud catcher.”

I think if Varitek had truly been a guaranteed stud, he would’ve gotten more alone than Slocumb. But what do I know?

The original point was that trading for a guaranteed stud catcher doesn’t exactly happen very often — so if the BoSox are content to hold their chips till that happens they may be waiting for a long long time (just like the Rangers may be waiting a long long time to get Buchholz

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 26, 2009 9:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

keep in mind

that prospects were treated a lot differently back then as salary escalation hadn’t kicked their value through the roof.

Ah, for the heady days of Jeff Bagwell for Larry Andersen…

"I'd like to f*ck Sandra Bullock." - Pedro Martinez, explaining his secret ambition to Sports Illustrated for Kids.

by OCD SS on Jan 26, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Regardless

sure-thing, can’t-miss, guaranteed-star catchers just aren’t traded very often. If that’s truly what the BoSox want, they’ll be waiting a long time.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 26, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The nesting structure of replies on this board causes weird incongruities like that. The below was written first.

And “sure thing, can’t miss, guaranteed star players” aren’t traded very often, no matter what their position.

That said, I don’t think any of the players under discussion here qualify for that label.

"I'd like to f*ck Sandra Bullock." - Pedro Martinez, explaining his secret ambition to Sports Illustrated for Kids.

by OCD SS on Jan 26, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I figured that out after I replied

and I agree with you FWIW.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 26, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OCD SS

What’s your take on the Red Sox this year?

Seems like you have a blend of young, players in their prime and those who are older/beginning to decline…plus lots of options when it comes to pitching.

It’s a tough division and the sleeper might be the Jays.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 26, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hard to tell

since I’m not sure about the health of Lowell or Ortiz; that seems like it will be the key.

I expect a bit of regression from both Youks and Pedroia, but I expect to make it back if Lowrie and Ellsbury can improve a bit (I think Ellsbury’s wrist hurt him a bit more than he let on after he rolled it in the OF).

I think the pitching and defense will be fine, and they have more than enough depth to cover any injuries there.

Catcher is pretty much what I hoped they’d fix…

But I still think the division is a toss up between the Sox/ Rays/ Yanks. I don’t see the Rays bullpen being as good as it was last year.

The Yankees made some improvements, but I don’t think AJB was a very good investment (I’m thinking J. Wright V2.0) and Teixeira doesn’t improve their offense that much over Giambi. Their defense will probably still be pretty bad…

It’s a cliche, but the healthiest team probably wins it.

And I don’t think the Jays will be very good; I seem to remember that they lost a couple starters for the entire year, which doesn’t bode well for them…

"I'd like to f*ck Sandra Bullock." - Pedro Martinez, explaining his secret ambition to Sports Illustrated for Kids.

by OCD SS on Jan 26, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

When I said "guaranteed stud," I didn't say "Catcher."

Because the GS catchers are pretty much limited to Mauer, McCann, and Martin right now, with Weiters waiting to get his MLB call up after 13 days. I don’t think any of them are going to be available.

I mean they’ll use their chips to try to get a big bat ala the Hanley rumors.

"I'd like to f*ck Sandra Bullock." - Pedro Martinez, explaining his secret ambition to Sports Illustrated for Kids.

by OCD SS on Jan 26, 2009 12:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 26, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You all should get some rest.

Long day tomorrow with the sheets signing and all.

Good night.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 25, 2009 10:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

DMN reports that rangers had a scout on hand for Kris Benson’s throwing session yesterday. One of 8 teams on hand….

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by Smoak Some on Jan 25, 2009 11:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Merely

due diligence.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 25, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If the Rangers weren't there

Galloway would be railing about how JD isn’t even looking at a proven winner like Kris Benson…

by JBImaknee on Jan 25, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What we really need to do

Is send Dirkatron out to check out Anna…

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 25, 2009 11:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if she was at Fanfest

She would have the longest line by far

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by Smoak Some on Jan 25, 2009 11:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And then she flees

as he chases her screaming "The 34 DD cups trump all!!!!!!!!!!!! Come to me and we’ll make Million Dollar Babies!!!!!!!

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 26, 2009 12:07 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

LMAO

Rec’d.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 26, 2009 12:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, nice.

I lol’d.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 26, 2009 2:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

Talk about one of the most overrated women on the planet.

It’s between her and Danica Patrick, imo.

Mrs. Benson looks like she’d be one of the hottest girls in any local strip club, but there are plenty of strip clubs out there. There’s just nothing special about her. I don’t get the big deal at all.

Plus she’s crazy as hell and is probably sporting some serious petri dish action down there, if you know what I mean.

And I like my penis not to burn when I pee.

I’m old fashioned like that.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 26, 2009 2:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there you have it

We won’t be signing Kris.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 26, 2009 3:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What a laugh it will be when we sign Benson and let Sheets play somewhere else.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 26, 2009 3:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, let's hope you're not right

But to tell you the truth, I could definitely see that happening: Sheets in NY, be it Flushing or the Bronx, and Benson becoming 2009’s Sidney Ponson signing.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by lonestarJon on Jan 26, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about Texas Rangers.
Start posting about the Rangers »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Highfidelity_small
Rangers 2009 Top Plays/Highlights Video
Rangers_small
Adam J. Morris Facebook Fan Page
Ochomerun_small
Feliz The Cheeez
Small
If Lone Star Ball were a movie
Small
Highlights from the Mid-Winter Banquet

Recent FanPosts

110307_1802_00__small
People in my Keeper Fantasy League (and those interested in joining)
Small
Jose Vallejo out for the year
Eastwood_small
Rank the Baseball Commissioners
Th_buckykatt_small
Super Bowl Thread
39135485-59af19dbb26654095f910f34176af094_4ae8a81e-scaled_small
Predictions Group
Cj_photo_day_small
LSB Community Prospect Project: Post Season #30
110307_1802_00__small
so...
Rangersp_small
Other Rangers uni numbers that should be retired?
Sbn_ds_small
Best In The West

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

SPONSORS


Managers

Th_buckykatt_small Adam J. Morris