Seriously? TO Reality Show on VH1
Per ESPN
DALLAS -- Terrell Owens hopes to score with a new cable reality show.
The Dallas Cowboys' controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field.
VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.'s best friends and publicists -- Monique Jackson and Kita Williams -- will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as "matchmakers and therapists" for Owens.
Owens, who caught 69 passes for 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns this season, was prominently featured on HBO's "Hard Knocks" that tracked the Cowboys in training camp last year.
I'd love to see the Cowboys cut him and he finds out while on camera.
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"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Just tired of the whole
disfunctional team…and he’s part of it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
If we're lucky
he’ll be a free agent or on another team when it airs.
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
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That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law
by LSJ on Jan 26, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Love that one, Jon!
Haha, I’m still laughing.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
baseball
discuss…
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
In Mustang, I hit a line drive right back to the pitcher.
He only had enough reaction time to spin around and let his back take the blow. The kid began to cry.
I remember being so upset that I stopped halfway down the first base line, watching him in pain, that I didn’t even notice the second baseman had gobbled up the deflection and threw me out.
In a one run ballgame, my coach went beserk.
One of the most confusing moments of my life.
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 26, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good stuff.
rec
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
You'd think you could discuss it in any of the other threads...
guess you have to try to hijack all of ’em, huh? Attention whore.
FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
doesnt every1 get enough fill of football coverage in DFW without 4 threads a week here
now reality tv shows the cowboys are doing is fair game to post? when does it stop?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
and this is the damn offseason
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
ok
tell me what your confused about?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
we have probably
70 thread a week on this blog. We aren’t allowed 4 for football?
FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
in the offseason, with pitchers and catchers reporting in a couple weeks?

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jan 26, 2009 11:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
btw i grew out of the downs
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
TO says...

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Cowboys/Martellus Bennett
are taking their off season very seriously…..
He is my favorite Cowboy right now. Heard him on Ben and Skin the other day and dude was pretty funny.
"You’re the worst poster here I think."--- brettgardner
"Because he's the worst poster here I think."--Chase Irwin
"You might be the single worst Rangers fan on this board."--WyoRanger
by red shoe ranger on Jan 26, 2009 6:05 PM CST reply actions
high and tight
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Yeah
he was great on B&S.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 27, 2009 7:22 AM CST up reply actions
meh
The most surprising thing about this story is that this hasn’t happened already.
"Was this really necsarry?" - cowpoke/hurler hurley
CUT
HIM
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
N00b you don't possess the credentials to post such pics...know your role

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
know your role?

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Do you live at
the Smackdown Hotel, located at “the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabroni Drive”.
FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
i dunno
do you spend a lot of time with your black gay lover playing water fights and sunning yourself?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Just kidding
but didn’t I make this a little bit awkward?
FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
naw
i thought about it afterward and realized it woulda been even better if i had assumed you were the black buy in my statement instead of the white guy. so it woulda sounded like…
“…do you spend a lot of time with your white gay lover playing water fights and sunning yourself?”
then we woulda had a weird “am i racist and trying to insult you- are you racist and will take offense” conundrum. that woulda been classic.
unfortunately we all have each other pretty well pegged on this blog. for example, every1 knows miles is indian (dots not feathers which also explains his caste system know your role philosophy)
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

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