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OT: 2009 Ice Storm of Death

Dallas/ Fort Worth International Airport reported reaching 32 degrees at 8 a.m., according to the National Weather Service.

The Dallas-Fort Worth area is bracing for what could be the worst ice storm in five years. A line of freezing rain is moving in to the area and was expected to hit Dallas by daybreak.

"Some places could see some sleet, but icy conditions are our main concern," said Eric Martello, a weather service meteorologist. "This morning, there might be some icy patches on overpasses and roads."

Wise and Tarrant counties are already seeing icy road conditions. So is Denton County. Wichita Falls police in Wichita County reported 22 accidents in an eight-hour period due to ice.

By the evening, nearly a quarter inch could be on roadways, trees and overpasses in Dallas. "Tonight is going to be the worst part," said weather service meteorologist Eric Martello.

http://weatherblog.dallasnews.com/
http://www.wfaa.com/closings/

Let the panic begin!

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first snow (that sticks) of the season here in DC

brr

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 8:30 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah

I’m in montgomery county, finally got first day of school off.

A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.

a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ‘’WTF DO I GO!?’’ or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
-robert_d_wilfong

by cwhitman412 on Jan 27, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

ah?

full or half day?

tomorrows supposed to be icy as well

and we only close if the federal gov’t closes lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I...

Just got an email from our HR department saying we can take the rest of the day off or come in late tomorrow, but we have to use vacation time…This is some Initech BS

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

Pretty weak, I’m thinking about taking a job at Penetrode. Also, it just started sleeting a bit over by TCU, looks like my walk to Fuzzys might be more difficult than I originally planned.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

lol thats no fun

anyone looking for ppl in dallas? job-wise?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I made it...

Back with breakfast burrito in hand and three beers in my stomach, I am truly a winterized beast

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHA

thats awesome

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

rangerfloppy

are they gonna shut down tcu tomorrow? need to know if i am sleeping in.. whats the weather like near campus?

"I may not be a class act, but I'm an American."
-- Ron Artest on wanting to play for the Olympic team

by zkmavz on Jan 27, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Zkmavz...

I’m right off Berry right now and it’s really shitty, my car is covered with about an inch and a half of ice. They shut down FWISD already, so I assume TCU will follow shortly, sweet dreams young prince.

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

niceeee

love not going to work because of weather… lets hope TCU shuts it down… thanks!

"I may not be a class act, but I'm an American."
-- Ron Artest on wanting to play for the Olympic team

by zkmavz on Jan 27, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Adam, you work in support?

Indian outsourcing firm loses billions in contracts because of fraud.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 28, 2009 8:27 AM CST up reply actions  

No,,,

Oil, even worse right now

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 28, 2009 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Argh!!!

The drive into work this morning wasn’t so bad here in Fort Worth…….. but this afternoon will not be fun.

I hate cold weather!!

t ball on MY - "hate the contract, don't hate the player"

by b.pate on Jan 27, 2009 8:33 AM CST reply actions  

it's 34 with a slight drizzle in Ft Worth

No ice, no sleet, nothing. Much ado about nothing. I don’t see that mid thirty degree weather is really all that alarming.

"drawing walks is an overrated trait in my eyes."
"i do believe we could have 4 30 start pitchers in the rotation."
-- both these genius remarks brought to you by our resident guru, bigsteve

by tricer on Jan 27, 2009 8:33 AM CST reply actions  

It's gonna start there for another few hours.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Jan 27, 2009 8:36 AM CST up reply actions  

8.5 hours into the "Ice Storm of Death"

and traffic is still whizzing along at 75 mph.

"drawing walks is an overrated trait in my eyes."
"i do believe we could have 4 30 start pitchers in the rotation."
-- both these genius remarks brought to you by our resident guru, bigsteve

by tricer on Jan 27, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I had ice on my window when I made a mad dash to the store.

I bought 6 gallons of milk, some whiskey, matches, smokes, bon-bons, a case of bottled water, whiskey, extra blankets, all type of dry goods, whiskey, and some connies just in case.

I need to be prepared for the storm!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 27, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Judging by the whiskey and smoke....

I assume you are staying at Danny Balis’? If so, he likes steak…

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Tonight, man, tonight

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Jan 27, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The Radar is indicating the fun is about to began..

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Jan 27, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, it's getting pretty nasty out there

I was just frustrated this morning because I had dump trucks and vacuum trucks scheduled at a project and they canceled due to the threat of inclement weather, and there wasn’t any ice on the roads all day. Now, tomorrow they legitimately won’t be able to show up and things on my project are getting behind schedule

"drawing walks is an overrated trait in my eyes."
"i do believe we could have 4 30 start pitchers in the rotation."
-- both these genius remarks brought to you by our resident guru, bigsteve

by tricer on Jan 27, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Amazing the difference a few degrees right around freezing makes

by Brett Perryman on Jan 27, 2009 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah, it's just funny to me

that around here, mid thirties weather with a slight drizzle gets interpreted as “shut down the city, prepare for imminent disaster, and fear for your life!”. For instance, look at the thread title.

"drawing walks is an overrated trait in my eyes."
"i do believe we could have 4 30 start pitchers in the rotation."
-- both these genius remarks brought to you by our resident guru, bigsteve

by tricer on Jan 27, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

i think

he was employing this little used literary tool known as sarcasm

by 6th street on Jan 27, 2009 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Also...

…the name being used by one GordON Keith from The Ticket.

"I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand." - Jimmy Carr

by Suicide Prince on Jan 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

You guys should come live in CT.

God I hate it here.

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by Brandon Worley on Jan 27, 2009 8:40 AM CST reply actions  

KICK ASS

Ice Storm of Death! Woooo!!!

Time for an ice day!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jan 27, 2009 8:49 AM CST reply actions  

I made the drive to work today.

From the middle of Plano to the heart of Addison. That’s a lot of tiny little bridges to cross. The drive home should be an adventure.

by NoNameOnCard on Jan 27, 2009 8:52 AM CST reply actions  

Also...

No one else is here. I’m thinking my “don’t come to work today” email must have gotten lost in one of those tubes.

by NoNameOnCard on Jan 27, 2009 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

My girlfriend...

is supposed to be at work up by Alliance tonight. Maybe they’ll tell her not to come in.

And then, you know, we can stay home and screw.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Jan 27, 2009 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Not me and you, dude.

Me and her.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Jan 27, 2009 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Well...

Now it’s not funny. Thanks.

by NoNameOnCard on Jan 27, 2009 9:04 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 27, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh heh....

Another 4-8 inches here in Boston tomorrow :)

by cjcheng on Jan 27, 2009 8:56 AM CST reply actions  

I got a spam email

saying the same thing, just without the Boston part.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 27, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

tomorrow?

Why not today?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Jan 27, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

We got about 4 inches in NY last night. Turned to slush already.

by nivarsity on Jan 28, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Jan 28, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Abilene is...

…24* w/ freezing rain and it is apparantly heading E/NE. It is hard to tell what is ice on the roads. They just look like they are wet. Be careful going home…

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." Satchel Paige

by pro82 on Jan 27, 2009 8:59 AM CST reply actions  

yep

but i got out of work today. sleeping in was amazing.

by smalls on Jan 27, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Meteorologist

all over the metroplex now have massive chubbies.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 27, 2009 9:02 AM CST reply actions  

Frinfrock and Dungan...

Just went back to the pile…

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Dungan's gone, man.

And what a sad day it is.

Instead we have…Pete Delkus.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Jan 27, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Shows...

How into local meteorologists I am. For sake of conversation Dungan comes out of retirement with only a bowtie on and drags both Delkus and Frinfrock and his graying locks back into the pile. Ice Storm for everyone!!!

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

There was a weird clip today...

…where Delkus was talking to the tv and the normal channel 8 weather guy was wandering around in the background of the shot. It reminded me of on SNL a few weeks ago where Fred Armisen played the NY Governor and kept wandering into the Weekend Update shots.

by FuturePants on Jan 27, 2009 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Just had this update on facebook

“Derek Holland and Cory Sharkey are now friends”

Sharkey = Sharky?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 27, 2009 9:06 AM CST reply actions  

surely not

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

yah I just thought it was funny

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 27, 2009 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

good news

Its 60 and pleasant in Houston

by spliffy on Jan 27, 2009 9:09 AM CST reply actions  

If only

I was shooting Heroin in Plano, like all the cool kids.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 27, 2009 9:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Uh, yeah.

That was THE story…..in 1994. But still.

by FuturePants on Jan 27, 2009 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Ohh, so dated....

It’s cheese now, baby.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 27, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought

it was Glint now?

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jan 27, 2009 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Why do they call it cheese?

Because it’s Fon-to-do

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Heroin's lame

Its all about the psychedelics in Plano.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

What about...

Jenkem? I’ve got a few jars sitting out right now

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

That's stuff'

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

stupid LSB 2.0

Killed the crap joke I had

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey, fifteen years ago called.

They want their joke back.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Jan 27, 2009 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

lol

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

huh?

i’ve lived here almost a year now, what’s wrong with it?

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Jan 27, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

70 degrees or so in San Diego

We were complaining that the low this AM was about 44. Brrrr….

by JBImaknee on Jan 27, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Well I'm Shocked

Laziest secretary in the history of employees and old ladies is here this morning. Normally, if it’s even sprinkling she arrives up to an hour late.

by FuturePants on Jan 27, 2009 9:13 AM CST reply actions  

I'm working at home today

I’m always torn about these kinds of days – I drive a tiny car and NO ONE in DFW pays any attention before they change lanes or pull out of a driveway in their giant SUVs, etc when it’s DRY outside – I so do not want to be dealing with that when there’s ice on the roads, and any route I take home takes me over two bridges – NW HWY and I-30.

On the other hand, it kind of feels like the day before vacation at school when I do go to the office on these days – snow rumors spread like crazy and everyone piles into my office to look out the window, and everyone keeps saying “they heard we were going to close early”….

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jan 27, 2009 9:15 AM CST reply actions  

this is your car?

LOL — can anyone imagine driving THAT in ice and snow?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL!!

I saw someone driving one of these on Central Expressway, actually – he was puttering along doing about 45 in the slow lane.

Nope, I drive a Miata.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jan 27, 2009 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it a pink miata, and do you have a cat named after a professor?

You may have something in common with this blog’s founder…

by cstorm15 on Jan 27, 2009 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

haha

No, it’s gray metallic, and I have Rangers plates on it. I do have a cat, but she’s named Pixel (after Heinlein’s “Cat Who Walked Through Walls”).

I think I would only drive a pink Miata….. never.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jan 27, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Those things

are EVERYWHERE in Austin. They’re like gnats on the highway.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jan 27, 2009 9:31 AM CST up reply actions  

its austin

are you THAT suprised? lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Not really

Although, Austin is becoming Dallas-South more and more each day…

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jan 27, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

If you knew the % of dudes

over women that drive miatas down here you would be suprised.

by corbsclinton on Jan 27, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad someone else

noticed that. I mean, I don’t drive the manliest car in the world, but a Miata?

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jan 27, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep Austin weird

please

"Evolution happened, now get over it." Michael Shermer

by rodcarew on Jan 27, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

In Addison once, I saw a guy driving one of those

and he musta went 3 bills. It was so funny to see him stuffed in that little thing, elbows sticking out to the side because he had no where else to put them. I just kinda stayed even with him for a few blocks, turning purple trying to hold my giggles in!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 27, 2009 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I sat in one

at the San Francisco Intl Auto Show. Its actually pretty roomy inside. I’m 6’2" and was quite comfortable. Those things are all over the place in SF. But not nearly as ubiquitous as the Prius and Mini.

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 27, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

dude

ice storms are bad, really bad…went through one myself. It knocks out everything, E V E R Y T H I N G …

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Jan 27, 2009 9:55 AM CST reply actions  

went through too many in E texas

arg ice storm >> snow

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

This picture was just taken...

At Nolan Ryan’s place.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:59 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

Monkeys in the snow????

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

snow monkeys dude

"I may not be a class act, but I'm an American."
-- Ron Artest on wanting to play for the Olympic team

by zkmavz on Jan 27, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Sarcasm...

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope they're on birth control.

I am the snow monkey ambassador.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jan 27, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

You are

Nolan Ryan? I’m pretty sure he was awarded that title.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 27, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Here is...

Nolan when he was ambassador to the Snow Monkeys, so official…

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

He was

but he ran out of hershey kisses.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jan 27, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

On the kansas turnpike

A truck up ahead lost control and went sideways. I had to try and dodge it and lost it also, went sideways and slid off the highway onto the grassy ditch on the side.

Scary shit when you have absolutely no control over your car, if it ever gets bad at all my suggestion is just don’t drive. It’s always some other asshole that will hit you or cause you to lose control no matter how careful you are.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jan 27, 2009 10:48 AM CST reply actions  

Agreed

What sucks, though, is that my boss stayed home today, and I’m here at work.

Granted, she lives in Mesquite, I live in north Dallas, and our office is in Coppell, but still…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jan 27, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Wind chills of 25 below 0 here

Tit bit nipply.

I need to think something lasts forever, and it might as well be that state of being that is a game; it might as well be that, in a green field, in the sun.

by WyoRanger on Jan 27, 2009 11:18 AM CST reply actions  

Yep...

all these Texans bitching need to let me know when it gets down to single digits and they have 2 feet of snow.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jan 27, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Are we bitching about the temperature?

Is anyone bitching at all? As far as I can tell people are just commenting on the ice. You can’t drive on ice, you can on show.

by FuturePants on Jan 28, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you ever driven on snow?

What does it turn into after driving on it a couple times?

And relax, the “bitching” part was a joke?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jan 28, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I's much easier to drive

on Snow than the inch thick plate ice that they get in Dallas.

I’ve driven in 20 below around South Bend with almost a foot of lake effect snow, and its still easier than driving on the Dallas plate ice.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Shiz,

I couldn’t get out of my driveway for three days once…I was snowed in that bad. And yes, I would much rather drive on that than Dallas ice, also because of all the dumb drivers.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 28, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I've Lived North, South, East, and West

When it ices over anywhere in the South, it sucks worse than several feet of snow in the NE or MW.

And Dallas is probably the worst of any Southern city because it has so many multi-stack direct connectors and elevated freeways. Never saw ice in Atlanta but if they had it there it would get fucked up real fast.

I had a wreck the other day and it was way above freezing with sun shining. Most ice had melted. Was about to go under an underpass, but some dumbass in a great big red neck pickup truck was on my ass as I was trying to slow down. So I couldn’t slow don’t much. Went over the ice okay, but upon hitting normal wet pavement my car straightened out funny and put me in the ditch. Nothing an alignment can’t fix…I was lucky.

So you have a couple of different problems here:

1. Dumbasses, normally found in large pickup trucks and SUVs.
2. The ice is very deceptive.

Plus they use more sand than salt here, so anything is liable to re-freeze at any time. Just because is 36 degrees at DFW doesn’t mean it’s not 29 where you are…in an urban area temperatures vary quite a bit.

by Black Francis on Jan 30, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Finally something I know more about than any of you here.

The weather. We need more weather threads so I can shine my smarts.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 27, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

3 - 2 - 1

You’re on…GO!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 27, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions  

It's cold....so grab a jacket if you go out.

Thanks everyone. bows please no clapping, oh you’re so sweet.

You dick that was uncalled for - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Jan 27, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

There's a homeless guy on the Boston Common

Who always bellows, “Today’s weather report…(long pause)…it’s cold out. Put a jacket on.”

by nivarsity on Jan 28, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Well

Let it shine. Tell us something smart.

by bioaggie on Jan 27, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

the kid in me

says “Sweet. Hope school’s canceled tomorrow”

In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home

by MayurP on Jan 27, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Anything that keeps me out of class today

Is fine by me…even though I’m freezing in my house.

But hey, Cap’n Crunch Berries cures everything

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by Smoak Some on Jan 27, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Gross.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 27, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Cap'n Crunch gets soggy quick.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And...

Before it gets soggy cuts your mouth up

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

THAT'S A LIE!!!

Stupid count chocula.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Or

Boo Berry?

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jan 27, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF

is that an old cereal? Never heard of it

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a limited edition...

Booberry, Frankenberry (my preference) and now Count Chocula are Halloween cereals and they only get put out once a year. When I was a kid they were around all the time. Booberry kinda sucks the other two are great though…

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF

Count Chocula is now only put out once a year?

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

You must be younger

those were advertised every Saturday a.m. ad nauseum when I was a kid.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 27, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

23

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm almost 25...

and I remember these, listen to Breakfast Club by Z-Trip, it might help you remember

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeppers.

Especially during Land Of The Lost.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 27, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

sleestaks, aaaaaahhhhh!

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 27, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch.....

AWESOME!!

t ball on MY - "hate the contract, don't hate the player"

by b.pate on Jan 27, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Concur...

always has been my favorite.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jan 27, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Crunch Berries FTW

Any word on if TCU might be out tomorrow?

I’ve heard some people say there’s a chance for it.

Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young

by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard..

TCU will be closed in the morning

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

I was not looking forward to having to walk uphill towards campus from my apartment. I would have looked like this

Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young

by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

you goin to the women's basketball game tomorrow night?

yahhh didnt think so…

"I may not be a class act, but I'm an American."
-- Ron Artest on wanting to play for the Olympic team

by zkmavz on Jan 27, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Below Scott Feldman for 2009 Cy Young

Should read Scott Feldman for 2010 Scott Feldman

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Jan 27, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

lolol yessss

will do that.

Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young

by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

:)

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

rofl

In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home

by MayurP on Jan 28, 2009 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

hopefully it gets worse tommorow

so there is no school. :)

we got out an hour early today…

by Stevoo on Jan 27, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

I would be excited for school closures...

…if I wasn’t two weeks behind on my online government course.

Damn procrastination.

Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

by Joker'z on Jan 27, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

So who else has to go into work tomorrow?

Working for the railroad, we don’t ever close, even at cushy headquarters. Which makes sense since the railroad expects the people up in the Dakotas and Montana to work outside in -25 degree temps with wind chills far worse, so the least we can do is come in and work in a room temperature heated office.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jan 27, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Don't got to be in till noon

And I think this is gonna be really bad in the morning out there. Birdville ISD, which I went to all throughout school K-12, cancelled classes for tomorrow. If anyone out there knows Birdville you would know that for them to cancel classes due to weather this far in advance means its not gonna be pretty. They never close. And very rarely do they delay. Usually they would wait so long to delay we would find out as we arrived for school at normal time.

So be careful out there people if you do have to be out tonight or tomorrow morning. Whatever is on the roads is gonna be slick a snot.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jan 27, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Blah.

So that means all noon classes are a go right?

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 27, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh?

Where at?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jan 27, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

UNT.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 27, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

I don’t go there.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jan 27, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha. Well forget I said that.

I obviously for some reason thought you did. My mistake.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 27, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

we “follow the federal government” with closures

 Federal Government Operating Status in the Washington, DC, Area
the following message applies only to Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Federal agencies in the Washington, DC, area are OPEN under an UNSCHEDULED LEAVE policy.

This Means . . .
Employees who cannot report for work may request unscheduled leave for their entire scheduled workday. Employees must notify their supervisors of their intent to take unscheduled leave.
Emergency employees are expected to report for work on time.
Posted on January 28, 2009 at 4:09 AM

i spent 30 min trying to see if we were open or closed and ended up coming in — theres about 1/4th the people here lol arg

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 28, 2009 7:52 AM CST reply actions  

Ice days rock

working from home is prettay prettay prettay good.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jan 28, 2009 11:44 AM CST reply actions  

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 28, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

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