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Looking back

Remember "Rangers or Robbers," the angry blog that existed for a while in 2007?

Yeah, it appears to still be dead.

But it is nevertheless amusing to go back and read this angry rant about the awful 2007 deadline deals that sent Eric Gagne, Kenny Lofton, and Mark Teixeira away.

Our faithful correspondent gave Jon Daniels a D+, and apparently would have given him an "F" except for the one good aspect of any of the trades -- Kason Gabbard.

 

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by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Booooooooooo!

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Whooooo??

Do you booooooooooo???

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I walked 47 miles of barbed wire... I got cobra snake for necktie...

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I've got...

a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind, I’m just 22 and I don’t mind dyin’, now tell me…

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

That was funny

He has no grasp of anything baseball.

Sheets or bust

by boomer1 on Jan 27, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

Ha ha

I needed a laugh tonight. Thanks, Adam.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

I would like to get

His thoughts now on those 3 trades.

Sheets or bust

by boomer1 on Jan 27, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably the same

Except for Harrison, who is now an established AL starter. Andrus and Feliz are still just prospects

by BuckyB on Jan 27, 2009 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Harrison...

Is he an “established” AL starter? He had a nice season last year, no doubt, but what do you think he does this year? I vote for implosion.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok...

I’ll allow that. I wish both of them would come out and post sub 4 ERAs, I just don’t see Gabby doing anything, and I think Harrison gets found out pretty quickly this year. I’d love to see him keep up his pace from last year though, it would take a lot of pressure off the back end of the rotation.

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Now tell me....

Who do you love?

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

11-9 with a 4.8 ERA

I believe!

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you, DShep!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I might be in the minority here

But I think Harrison will be a decent inning eater and #3-4 type starter this season. His peripherals improved dramatically as the season went on and he really did a solid job the last two months of the season. I think Harrison, McCarthy and Cruz might make Daniels look pretty good this coming season.

by Stephen Rushin on Jan 27, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ace of the staff in '09

turns into moved to the bullpen in ’09. Oh Kason, what happened?

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 27, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

Who the heck wrote that?

by qaldyar on Jan 27, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

I like how the last post he made was trying to get people to sign up

to get free electronics with his reference link and he slyly staes “it’s very important that you use this exact link”

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

"Hacked"?

Noone goes around hacking random baseball blogs….. Or barely any websites at all. This isn’t the movies.

Those sites do work, if you get people to say up with your reference ID you do get stuff, I have no problem believing he’d try that. Hes in the comments days later talking about it..

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Given the timing...

I’m not suggesting someone employed a code-heavy barrage at the guy’s blog because all it would take is one technically savvy person (or someone who knows the guy’s password).

You think it’s a coincidence that it was his last post?

by NoNameOnCard on Jan 27, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Any web host and blogging service would allow you to reset a compromised password instantly

Whats more likely.

Someone who wanted to spam an electronics scheme went to a fairly low traffic rangers blog and figured out the password so he post his link while pretending to be the host saying he was taking a blogging break…. and he then changed the password so the blog owner couldnt delete it (which usually requires the email account) and returns days later to make comments on the article… and the site owner then made no attempt to easily reset the pass and continue blogging and let his site die just like that.

or

He spent a lot of time on a blog for half a season but wasn’t getting anything for it or getting more than a few comments per article and decided he was going go stop as many many blogs do. Rather than just disappear he wants to get a free playstation 3 out of it and posts his ref id for that program.

so yes, I do think he would post that.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

btw, as for the one technically savvy person line

I’d like to consider myself techno-savvy.
Im going to do my best to go post something on your blog. Watch out.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

damn

your password wasn’t pass123.

foiled.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you really need to try 5 times?

You got the user name wrong, too.

I was thinking about banning your IP, but figured I’d check this thread to see if the culprit revealed himself… lucky(?) you.

by NoNameOnCard on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

wow you took that joke pretty seriously.

5 times? yes, i did spend a mighty 20 seconds fake-hacking your website.

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by DShep on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Hey you found my blog!

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

Ha ha

Adam, I know you are smarter than that dude.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

i would fly back to texas and pay money to see AJM and randy galloway debate about the rangers

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

2 men enter

only 1 will leave

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

The thing that always amuses me with Gabbard is that he pitched a pretty good game against us two weeks before he was traded over.

I remember thinking he was going to be the shit.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

I was pretty high on him last offseason

And I still think he will have a decent ERA in whatever innings he pitches. His first few starts before the sexson incident were good ERA wise.

Ive just realized that even when he is healthy that he won’t go deep enough into games to be a good starter.. and he’ll keep getting injured.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember watching him pitch and thinking I didn't know John Koronka had an identical twin brother who looked different.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember watching him pitch and wondering

does the catcher really need a glove to catch this guy?

"drawing walks is an overrated trait in my eyes."
"i do believe we could have 4 30 start pitchers in the rotation."
-- both these genius remarks brought to you by our resident guru, bigsteve

by tricer on Jan 27, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I was still buying into the Jamie Moyer comps all through ST last year

But the hope I had that he’d turn out to be a reliable back-end starter faded quickly. That’s why I’m kinda leery of Matt Harrison still, since he kinda fits the same soft-tossing lefty profile Gabbard did/does (albeit, Harrison hasn’t had multiple arm surgeries, which bodes much better for his future).

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by LSJ on Jan 27, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Gabbard's fastball

averaged at 86, Harrison’s at 90.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I close down my site

If I wrote something like that

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by SCDP on Jan 27, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

OT, but did anyone listen to Galloway & Co. on 103.3 at all last summer?

They had an intern there who they put on air occasionally, who I work with now at KTCU. He had nothing but positive things to say about Grandpa Urine and the others.

Just found it funny to hear so many compliments and Randy Galloway in the same sentence.

Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young
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by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

I don't see how he could

the guys an Astros fan and had no allegiance to any Texas teams that I know of, and Galloway isn’t what I would call “crafty”.

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by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You can write stupid things and be fine to be around in real life

And not following the rangers.. thus not knowing how ridiculous some of what he says is… would only help.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't get it though

his tone and demeanor just sound like a bitter old man. I’d think most people could see that, even if they don’t follow a certain team. Another example would be Bob Ryan of the Boston Globe.

Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young
Scott Feldman for 2010 AL Scott Feldman

by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh .. his only communication with Galloway

Was a one line email …………

“Are you my daddy ?”

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jan 27, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Grandpa Urine gave him free Miller Lite

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Then maybe I should be an intern over at 103.3 this summer.

I’ll metion LSB phrases on air and openly challenge Grandpa Urine.

Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young
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by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

He knows who Jamey is

I don’t think he knows about LSB, though…

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 27, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't sell yourself short...

You hit 4,000,000 visits the other day, chin up buddy.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

"He hasn't made it to The Show we call the S/T; he's done nothing."

- Galloway

Scott Feldman for 2009 AL Cy Young
Scott Feldman for 2010 AL Scott Feldman

by Maximilian on Jan 27, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Where the hell is everyone? Aren't the roads icy?

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

I know...

I’ve been bored at work and home all day, this comment section is all I’ve got anymore…

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Have a few beers

FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP

by Agreen07 on Jan 27, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

My friend buys the most obscure imported beers just to talk shit.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate that...

The beer snob is one of the worst kinds. Nothing worse than listening to someone talk about to complex hoppy flavor when you just want to drink as fast as you can to remind yourself that you aren’t like that guy

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Got that right.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

some people enjoy flavor

and others like piss water :)

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 28, 2009 7:56 AM CST up reply actions  

after 12 of them

the mental difference is minimal at best

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 28, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

hopefully

there will come a day when you don’t just drink as fast as you can.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 28, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Is anybody else having technical difficulties trying to watch Fringe?

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

dont know as its being recorded

but im replying to say that the first episode of its comeback and the last episode before it had the break were both very good.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah, my remote won't take me there, cause I'm technically ordering it not to.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah, our little southern fried movie theater finally picks that one up this weekend. I'm so there. Looks awesome.

Saw Frost/Nixon this week.

Solid, solid flick.

Not the greatest movie ever made, but solid.

Then I need to see Slumdog and Milk and I think I’ll be caught up on all the movies I’ll need to see so that I can tell Brian Thomas what sucks come Oscar night.

Maybe the Reader and Revolutionary Road, but those look pretty boring to me.

Probably rentals for sure.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I've heard...

Nothing but great things about Slumdog and the Wrestler, unfortunately haven’t seen either, would like to hear about them from the D-Tron when you do though.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Reader

don’t we get Kate Winslet nip in that flick? If so, very Oscar worthy in my opinion.

nip.nip._________.

"You’re the worst poster here I think."--- brettgardner
"Because he's the worst poster here I think."--Chase Irwin
"You might be the single worst Rangers fan on this board."--WyoRanger

by red shoe ranger on Jan 27, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Just watch Little Children if that's what you're after.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Titanic...

For full boobie, or Interwebnet (I hear it has something called porn?)

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

seen it

a little slow, a little dry, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

I know, I know, that’s what she said……

"You’re the worst poster here I think."--- brettgardner
"Because he's the worst poster here I think."--Chase Irwin
"You might be the single worst Rangers fan on this board."--WyoRanger

by red shoe ranger on Jan 27, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

you know what movie was good...

gran torino

GET OFF MY LAWN!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 28, 2009 8:00 AM CST up reply actions  

And guess who's banging who?

Rourke is doin’ Evan Rachel Wood…lucky bastard.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 28, 2009 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently...

She likes being donkeypunched

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 28, 2009 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

She's screwed up

but oh so good looking still

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 28, 2009 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, just the way I like them

based on my track record…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jan 28, 2009 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

My head just exploded...

I just turned on House on USA (underrated show if you ask me) and Dave Matthews and Red from That 70’s Show are on the episode, has the whole world gone crazy? I keep waiting for Chris Kris to drop by Dave’s hospital room after one of his failed suicide attempts for a jam sesh or a business proposal.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You haven't seen that one?

That’s a really good episode.

13 > Cameron > Cuddy > CTB

by Adam J. Morris on Jan 27, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

couldnt agree more

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jan 27, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Only thing I would add is

Original Cameron >>>> 13

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

I seriously miss the brunette Jennifer Morrison.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by LSJ on Jan 27, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

underrated?

i like house and have seen every episode, but the last thing i’d call it is underrated.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I never...

Hear many people talk about it. Nothing like Lost or Heroes or 24 at least.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it has the same cult following as those shows

but its still pretty popular. Its hard for people to get super into a show like House that doesn’t focus only on an overall story arc throughout the season.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

ive liked the stretches where it did have more of an overall arc

Like with Vogler and Tritter.. some of my favorite parts. Though people i’ve talked to seem to disagre.

And yeah, its not amazingly popular.. but its fairly popular and when it does get mentioned its usually in a positive light.

Beyond the first season Heroes may still be popular but it gets bashed all the time. Lost was pretty heavily criticized during stretches of season 2/3 before it seemed to redeem itself in popular opinion with the season 3 finale and season 4.

House doesn’t get as much love but you don’t see many people criticize it either.

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by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Heroes...

Man, I was a big advocate during the first season, the second and third have been really bad, but they seem to be trying to do the same thing Lost did, which is refocus on the main characters and iron out a lot of the plot lines that have gotten totally out of hand. I’m going to start watching it again this upcoming Monday, and I’m putting it on waivers for 3 shows. If it doesn’t totally turn around I’m done with it. I stumbled onto House bc of my girlfriend this summer and can’t stop watching it.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I totally ditched Heroes for good sometime early in season 2.

I was totally jazzed after season one, but dear god did they take a great high-concept idea for a serialized drama and just screw it right in the butt with something cold and metallic.

I can’t even describe how bad that show got, and there was no gradual decline to it.

It was like, Season One: Good.

Season Two: The worst piece of non-Eastwoodian shit of the past 10 years.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 28, 2009 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Heroes

I started to lose interest even before season 1 ended. The story arc started out great, but then I thought it was already too much like a never ending comic book well before they finished the main plot line.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 28, 2009 6:33 AM CST up reply actions  

heroes

I lost interest after season 1 and ditched it for good this season.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jan 28, 2009 8:01 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the arcs too

But the main focus of the show has always been on the patient in that episode. Everything else is just a little extra.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Vogler...

Episodes were the worst.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't mind Vogler that much

I didn’t like the episode where Wilson and Cuddy almost lost theirs jobs, but the rest wasn’t bad. The one I really didn’t like was the cop one. They overdid that one way too much.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 28, 2009 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Battle of blog suckage

What’s worse, Nadia or the Rangers or Robbers blog?

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by LSJ on Jan 27, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

Nadia.

No question.

We already knew people like this RoR guy existed in the world.

People like Nadia?

That was a very sad discovery for me.

I openly wept for America’s educational system upon reading her blog post.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Did I miss Nadia's post?

Should I continue to miss it?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

AJM had to take it down after about 20 minutes cause people were flinging poop at a rate even I've never seen on this blog.

It was just an awful, awful blog post about the Rangers from some random blog.

It gets reffed enough around here you might want to track it down so that you’re in on all the super hilarious LSB inside jokes.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You probably should continue to miss it

But if you think you’re up for it, click at your own risk.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by LSJ on Jan 27, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow...

I’d hate to see what people here would say about my blog though, so I’ll not say anything.

P.S. A woman who lives/works in my town told me today that she is A.J. Pierzynski’s godmother. I didn’t know what to say in response to that…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

There's only one appropriate response to that.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy reply

Oh … he has a god ?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jan 27, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha ha

I can only laugh at this.

If I didn’t need her as a source, and she wasn’t so nice, I might have made some comment about how I chuckle when Padilla plunks him.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Source?

What are you writing about? Pound cake recipes?

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha

She works in our educational system.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Well my sincerest apologies then...

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently

She donated a baseball autographed by him to a charity silent auction a few years ago, and no one wanted it. At all.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would they?

The guy is one of the most hated players in baseball, like near Bonds hate except he doesn’t actually have any talent.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny...

he doesn’t look Druish…

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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

damn, ed.

feeling sassy today? didnt expect that out of you

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jan 28, 2009 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

speaking of which..

the link to your blog in your sig is broken. missing a b.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you DShep

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by The Best Micah on Jan 27, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nadia vs.

Vick

Wow….. The fact that that guy was in college, with those writing skills, is absolutely shameful.

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"Because he's the worst poster here I think."--Chase Irwin
"You might be the single worst Rangers fan on this board."--WyoRanger

by red shoe ranger on Jan 27, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

heh i think nadia is getting bashed more than deserved

id feel guilty if she searched her name on here.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Jan 27, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't. I'd feel surprised as hell she knew how to work a search engine.

LOL (laugh out loud)!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You deserve a high five for that one

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Given the 2008 Community Projections...

and Adam’s confirmation of the sorriness of same, i find it a bit unsettling…OK, amusing… that anybody here has the nerve to criticize the projections of others…

I'm just killing time until I'm reincarnated.

by Clueless on Jan 27, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Not serious, but

Are you the author of the Rangers or Robbers stuff? I agree with most folks being acute critics of just about everything except their own work. The piece linked was not badly written, not bad at all. But the opinions, which we all have, and can be wrong with ‘em, were pretty off kilter in 2007. That they are laughable now can’t really be a surprise.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jan 27, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Genius...

Maybe HBK can come in and do a little chin music for old times sake.

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

OMG! Did Jericho come out to the Y2J Walls of Jericho song?

And did Mickey Rourke address the ridiculously disturbing (yet awesome for him) issue of this?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Chris Jericho in any way still connected to Vince McMahon

This sounds like a bit set-up by McMahon to draw interest in his cream puff of a franchise.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

And....

Here you go.

Rourke has signed to wrestle WWE superstar Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania 25 in Reliant Stadium on April 5.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Jan 27, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Cashing in on a popular movie. Leave it to Vince McMahon.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Ranger Rumors by Adam Stellar

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Jan 27, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

If it's as good as the Marine then we're all in for a treat.

Talk about a cerebral drama of the highest order.

Some movies just teach you so much about the human condition.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 27, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

How could you not love that movie

Cena’s like the Terminator in that thing.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 27, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh, I never saw it.

It had one of my favorite cheesedick action movie trailers of all time.

It was so rap-metally it wasn’t even funny.

Let the bodies hit the floor indeed, Mr. Cena.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 28, 2009 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

You need to see it

Its one of the worst action movies of all time. I watched it with some friends and we couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. Halfway through the movie, you also will start feeling that the people who made the movie knew it was terrible and just kind of rolled with it.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jan 28, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel guilty for thinking this

but how ironic would it be if Rourke has a heart attack during the match?

"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells

by Taylor on Jan 27, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

We pretty much figured this out in one hour.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 27, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How would that be irony?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 28, 2009 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Trying not to give away too much of the movie

but “Ram” had heart issues that would affect him in the ring.

"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells

by Taylor on Jan 28, 2009 7:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Gotta hand it to Rourke though.

Finally catches a break… now he’s doing whatever he can to stay in the public eye.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 28, 2009 12:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't decide if he's super awesome in a train-wreck-of-cool kind of way, or if he's simply one of the most annoying Hollywood douches going.

I’m really on the fence about it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Jan 28, 2009 12:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Hard to believe that was the guy I saw in 9½ Weeks.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 28, 2009 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

A really good actor who is probably a

world class douche.

Very good in Diner (founder of “The Popcorn Trick”) and in Pope of Greenwich Village.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jan 28, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

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