Game 159 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT
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go team go!
let’s get some wins!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
no Nelly in the lineup again, Gentry in CF, Borbon in LF, Andruw at 1b - LOL
J. Borbon lf
E. Andrus ss
D. Murphy rf
A. Jones 1b
I. Kinsler 2b
C. Davis dh
O. Vizquel 3b
T. Teagarden c
C. Gentry cf
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
I'm confident those
meatballs will be far and in between next year.
I don’t know why, but I have a feeling Holland is going to shine.
Millwood
Is there any point to him pitching any more this season? They let him get his option kick in, just rest the arm
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
but why bother?
he’s been run down the last half of the season, might as well save his arm for next year
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Davis DHing,
that’s new. Maybe Wash thinks the hamstring is still not 100%. I can’t imagine why Jones isn’t batting 12th though…
is this the worst lineup we've run out there
man, we need help offensively or we need a manager who will play the team’s best players….blah
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Cruz is hurt.
I know you are the smartest guy in the room, but I don’t really think he needs to be running around the of with a sprained ankle.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
End the season with some fucking dignity, please.
by Black Francis on Oct 1, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Seriously.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 1, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Wierd start time.
Could we please not get swept like the Royals or something?
(looking at the lineup, avoiding that looks pretty unlikely)
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
God.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
NOT MORE TALK ABOUT MARLON BYRD
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Gee, that was difficult
;)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Fun terrifying fact:
The Rangers have been one-hit four times this year. The starters in those games: Gad Gaudin, Dontrelle Willis, Trevor Cahill, Matt Palmer.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, lead off single!
Oh shit, wrong team…sorry.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Good pitch
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Look at it this way:
You’re getting the shitty three hours of your day outta the way early.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, a line drive!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I know I couldn't believe it when Nadel said he lined it...
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Woulda been out on a good throw, but yay stolen base!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
anybody the video of the twins "tipping" pitches? it was interesting even if it wasn't true
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
WOOOOOOO DAVIS
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Who the fuck cares.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Right over theat dumbass "going going gone" sign, ha
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
1st ever AB as a DH?
HR Bitchez!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
OMAR!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
TeaBag will start the last 4 games of the season
happy everyone?!?!?!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
If that's true, slightly.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
He can't hit fastballs either
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Might be the only thing that keeps him from becoming a really good 4th OF
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Granted, that is a pretty big "thing"
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
its still a small sample size
Ive been one of the guys saying hes probably a 4th outfielder at best but its still early to write him off
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
He can hit fine...
if the pitch is from a AA pitcher.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
he's got wheels on the basepaths too
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i wouldnt go that far
but he’s pretty quick.
49 sb’s this year in the minors
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
so he can pinch run and play good D
sounds like a decent bench player in the NL, nothing more
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
He's more cut out for the NL
Ive said that before, if he was left exposed to the rule 5 some NL team might grab him.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
so that's your conclusion
from 11AB’s in the majors after making the jump from AA and sitting on the bench for two weeks?
just because he's not Borbon
doesn’t mean you should instantly hate the guy.
i think that is the consensus
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
i think lackey was mad cause he knew they tipped it. oh well. mix up your signs better
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
John "we don't talk" Lackey sure seems to have a big mouth
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
he is the biggest douche of douches
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I like how Josh refers to it that "this internet thing"
What is this, 1997?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares if there was sign stealing
it’s not anything new, teams have always done it
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
They took Lackey out?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Davis hit a HR, Lackey bitched at him for rounding the bases too slowly
Other than that, not much…
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Like he'd run fast with a strained hammy?
Doosher.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Risky, risky SB
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yeah really
If he’s caught, like he was the other day, he just cost the team a RISP.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I just bought an Andrus shirt
woot!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
but no one is gay for moleman
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Jones is pathetic
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Kinsler has got to stop doing that
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
what'd he do?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 1, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm surprised you had to ask that.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I know
But with a runner on third and 2 out, he needed to hit another one.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey kids
Just got home. Actually I walked in the door right as they were replaying Horse-face Lackey flapping his jaws at Chris.
How’s Milly looking?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Thankfully, the way you'd expect him to look against a lineup with a bunch of September callups
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
oh it's Andruws fault....nevermind Tea ..
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Andruw Jones cannot play 1B
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
that was crappy.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Never touched the bag
Although Jones leg was kind of in the fucking way.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Taylor Teagarden, backup catcher of the future
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
sigh...and so the implosion begins
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I think it's me
As soon as I got home and turned it on it went to hell.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
no dear it was fresh hell long before you turned it on..
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Fuck this team.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
They're just doing exactly what they should do
Stomping the shit out of a pile of dogshit.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
sometimes you have to wade through shit to get to the promised land..
no free lunch sir!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Of COURSE.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I still can't believe MLB is charging for gameday premium
You’ve gotta have a damned supercomputer to run both gameday and actually watch/listen to the game at the same time.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
He is noticeably limping.
WTF is he doing in this game?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
We're running out of position players
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
This
Everyone is hurting.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Davis figuring things out
A bit late, but it’s something.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I remember when this board thought he was untouchable
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i remember when most everyone thought he was
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Oct 1, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I still think
he just needs consistent playing time.
I just think that..............yeah.
/Greggo
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Backup catcher.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Salty is younger and has a higher ceiling
But he probably won’t have a throwing arm next year, not that he ever did.
Teagarden is a whiff machine.
Max is our only hope for an above-average catcher, IMO.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Tea with K a lot but so what it's an out
he’s still valuable
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
How did you even understand it?
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
It's not so much about the K's themselves
As it is the fact that I don’t think he’ll make enough contact to be an everyday player. He’s got a 63.4% contact rate so far in his big league career, and he was whiffing 40% of the time in fucking AA.
I don’t think guy can hit, bottom line.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuuuuu--
It’s storming so hard here I am worried about my power going out.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
We had a power outage here in SoCal sometime this morning
Woke up and all the clocks where blinking. Didn’t know WTF time it was till I found my watch.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
by power outage
were you talking about the Rangers?
It's startin to look ugly here
though it’s not raining yet. Maybe the impending satellite outage will coincide with the inevitable meltdown.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Haha
Lucky you got home before it hit :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ha, ha!
I love it when that doesn’t happen to us.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
At least this time Andruw kept his foot on the bag
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions
That looked like a Holland meatball
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions
Oh wow
we’re about to get owned by a storm here in a minute.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Eh
We rarely lose power, but the satellite ALWAYS goes out.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Gimme a Double Shot!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
It's embarassing that the Angels are throwing all their scrubs out there against us
And its only the 5th inning. And the game is close.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
6 defensive changes so far
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Plus a pitching change
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
It's hard for me to care about the outcome of the game
when neither team seems to care who wins.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Sad but true.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
No popups Ian
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Haha, Borbon
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
AJ HBP
Come on, IKE!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
That looked like it went of the catcher's glove
Not Andruw
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions
Ian sez "Blow Me!"
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yay Kinsler!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
KINSLER!
Thank that bat, it probably saved a flyout.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ouch!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
He's lucky it only hit him in the arm
He never saw it coming. If it had been at his head, he could be dead now.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Which would've lead to some dumbass mandate from MLB that pitchers wear those stupid helmets the boase coaches wear
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
the bats need to be made better
they haven’t always broken this easily and at this rate.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
It's the new ash bats that are to blame
(from what I’ve heard)
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Oops
Its the maple bats. The ash bats don’t splinter.
Jeff Passan had an article about it
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
it's ridiculous
something does have to be done about this before something tragic does happen
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Holy hell
That’s some scary shit.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ouch
Lucky that didn’t hit him any higher.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
They should include the details of the injury on Gameday, rather than just "Injury Delay"
They could be really creative:
- Blalock kicked in head by Holland
- Bell impaled by Davis’s bat
- Beltre hit in nuts with ball
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
LOL yes we need more details on such things!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
I vote for number 1
3 would be funny too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Boy this has been one inconsistent outside corner today
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Anybody home Omar?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wow, Tea made some solid contact
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oh god, please don't bring up the tipping pitches bullshit again...
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yay Gentry!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
almost doubles his career batting average
with one swing
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Oct 1, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Julio!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Haha
Fuck your double play depth!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
yay a comeback!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
In the 6th, not after the 6th
Just to be technical about it.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
But I'm not complaining
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ELVIS!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
ELVIS!!! :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
We're playing against scrubs
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions
And we've still been trying out best to lose
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
see the Rangers can beat the Angels B team... I knew they could
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
LMAO
Maybe the intentional walk to get to Jones will send a message to Ron.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Geez dude
WTF else can play 1st right now?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
And this is a good point.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh!
Great choice…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
He'd probably play a better 1B than Andruw the beached whale.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
He shouldn't be hitting cleanup.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
This
It really says something when a team intentionally walks someone to get to the fucking cleanup hitter.
AJ should be embarassed
They are walking Murph to get to him
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
Then he looks at the 80mil in his bank account
and says “fuck it, I’ll hit a sac fly”.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
LOL
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAHA!!!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Finally some luck against the scrub platoon
Wheee.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Did I mention we're playing against scrubs?
This is Sciocia giving playing time to the guys who will not be on the playoff roster.
The Angels’ lineup card looks like an early spring training game.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah
But try to get excited anyway, we need this.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll try
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Nope. Not working.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I like IKE!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Damn, Davis is drilling the ball today
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Nadel sez he has cut down the length of his stroke
Good, keep it up.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Anyone hear that dude yell
“Get off our field, Kinsler!”
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
No
Keens should flip him off!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
why does everyone act surprised when we score or win a game that lackey has started? we always hit him
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Everyone is just pissy here.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
At this point
I’m just surprised if we score at all.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Welp, that was nice.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
No Josh, we're not dampening anybody's spirits
After the last three days, we’re kind of incapable of that.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
is he talking about Angels fans?
They could give a F about this game, if that’s the case.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Yeah
He said we’re dampening the Angels pep rally tonight.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yeh whatever.....Josh can be a real goober at times
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Wood out of options next season
Hmmm
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Figgins leaving should open up 3B for him
He’s a guy who could still get good, a la Cruz.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Barnett needs to stop sucking the Angels' pipe.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
This ump just wants to go home
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
My thinking exactly
Me too. L8R gators.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 1, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I still can't figure out if Gentry's head is small or his helmets big
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
These Angel scrubs cannot field
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Heh.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
F the Rally Monkey.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
In the A with a phone pole.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Just use John Lackey's head.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Previous visit to Anaheim
They (mostly Josh) were talking about some flan they were having in the booth, and right after that something awesome happened, so of course it instantly became rally flan.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Let's win this thing!!!!
oh wait what is “this thing” these days?
oh yeh …second place!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
The ump has been helping
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
RESIGN HIM!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Wow
Who is this guy and what did he do with the real Milly?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Anybody else's MLB.com feed dead?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
they don't have Angels games on tv in OC?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Yeah, but I don't think these are on network TV
Don’t have cable.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
have the NEXDEF
but no standard feed
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Oct 1, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
billions upon billions..
even Ians pop ups have pop ups.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Uh oh
don’t fall apart here, thanks
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
that is AWESOME.
I LOVED that movie.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
wasn't it a hoot .. the Rangers remind me of him sometimes
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
have a drink i.Orange it's been a long bumpy ride
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
I did not realize gameday now had a twitter box.
Christ.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
article on Blalock's time coming to an end
with the video of him getting kneed in the head for added emphasis
Yeah
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
he'll be fine next year
or at least i hope… He’s had a pretty solid Sept/Oct
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
30 runs scored in 43 games
Who is not leadoff material???
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ahahahah
perhaps they ought to have some action in the bullpen going.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
does he think of Jones
as Byrd “light”. If anything about Jones can be called “light”.
No shit
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
He's at what, 113 pitches?
I dunno why he’s been out there this long.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Oct 1, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
He will next pitch on
123 days rest…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Why the hell does he pick now to start pitching well?
Where was this crap two weeks ago when it really mattered?
KKKKKKevin
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Milly!
Close it out!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
BALLGAME!!!
WOOOOHOOOOO WE WIN!!!!!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
BALLGAME!!!! so what if it was a bunch of scrubs.. we still won
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
122 pitches for Millwood in a meaningless game we had a huge lead in
I know it’s the last start of the year and all, but that seems rather unnecessary.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
well our win and a Seattle loss
means we’d clinch 2nd…
well our win and a Seattle loss
means we clinch 2nd….
(sarcasm)
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