LDS discussion thread
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 11, 2009 10:30 AM CDT
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LDS discussion thread
Quite frankly I’m really sick and tired of dealing with that church. I get their teachings shoved down my throat daily.
Plus, they just built a damn temple right by my house. Now I get to look at Moroni everyday I leave the house.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 11, 2009 10:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When Jojo Smith made up that name
I wonder if he figured that anyone who bought that crap was a moron, and he just slapped an I on the end.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 11, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha!
I actually had to google those letters a few years ago, I had no idea what some chick meant when she said she was LDS. Needless to say, I quickly ran the other way.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The book ...
Under the Banner of Heavan by Jon Krakauer is very enlightening if you’re kinda ignorant about Mormonism.
by shroomer on Oct 11, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
heard of the book, but never read it.
I actually grew up LDS ’til around the age of 12 or so. However being LDS in California is much different than being LDS in Utah. At least from my experiences.
Also my mothers side of the family is all LDS, with the exception of my mother now, and my wife’s entire family is Mormon. Add to that the fact that 45% of the area I’m in now is LDS and you can see why I said I get my fair share of their faith.
I think of myself as being pretty educated on the religion, although I’m sure there are some things I’m not aware of. I just disagree very strongly with it. Of course, I disagree strongly with all organized religion so take that for what it’s worth.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 11, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LDS
The guy I go fishing with is married to a Mormon. He always claims to be the “Crash Test Dummy” for all the young men going on their deal. Can’t remember what they call it. They kids all try to convert him but they are working against a professional agnostic.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
by horsedooty on Oct 11, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've read most of it
It’s funny because the definition of “lawyer” is “serpent.” I grew up in a northern portion of Wyoming that has a ton of mormons. In Cheyenne they go around trying to convert us non-believers. I’d actually take their visits and sit on the porch on Saturday mornings in my boxers, beer in hand.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
by WyoRanger on Oct 11, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salt Lake City
was scary this summer in that regard. Luckily I lived on Capitol Hill so there weren’t that many, but still it creeped me and my roommate out. Everyone was very nice though.
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Oct 11, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How sweet would it be for Carl Pavano
to get a post season victory against the Yanks / How bitter would it be for Yanks fans?
Go Twins!
by MikeEl on Oct 11, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Daddy Vladdy fail....I enjoyed that :)
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Oct 11, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Going up against the NFL is dumb
Starting a game at 9pm, in DENVER, when the temp is expected to be 40F, and feel like 35F is just asinine.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not in Dallas
I’d rather watch the playoffs than the turd the Cowboys are laying
by UNTJosh on Oct 11, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ranger Fan roots for?
Angels? So their players become more expensive?
Red Sox? Because the hatred for the Angels is so damn real…
Yankees? Because their success starts a new wave of the “The Yanks own the MLB” discussion?
Dodgers? Because those tv shots of Los Angeles MILF’s are so awesome.
by 3Bagger on Oct 11, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
I want it to be Rocktober all over again
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
by hinduplaya on Oct 11, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phils for me
Two of my favorite non-Rangers are Hamels and Utley.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spamarino FTW!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 11, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOO RED SOX!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Oct 11, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Link if anyone needs:
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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
97 with wicked movement from Bucholz...wow.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone hear that F Bomb from VMart?
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeez Vlad, that ball almost bounced
(I feel like HH here…)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scoscia needs to eat more prunes, it appears
Bard just hit 100mph. And what a sweeeeet 3rd strike pitch to Chone.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it bad that I'm ready for Spring Training to start,
cause the Cowboys are giving me no faith what-so-ever in their abilities. I’m pulling for the Bears more it seems like, mainly cause they have 2 former ACU standouts who are tearing it up in Chicago.
by RangersSD on Oct 11, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooo the Angels gonna get pap smeared!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Oct 11, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would it be evil
To have a “perfect storm” come out of the Grand Banks into the northeast and wash both teams out to sea?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Oct 11, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no Ed that would be a dream come true...
of course Scoscia would up being the surviving beached whale, start from scratch and still win 100 games.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Oct 11, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope papeldouche blows this
really, i do
by UNTJosh on Oct 11, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Classic mistake
Who else knew Vlad was going to do that?
by UNTJosh on Oct 11, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp there's gonna be a lot of people..
crying in their chowda tonight..Paps blew it.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Oct 11, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep...
7-6 Halos now. Pretty funny seeing him choke.
Who’s a Rangers fan to cheer for?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 11, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im cheering for funny moments
1. The Dodgers need to make the World Series
2. Angels make it: Padilla vs the Angels, Angels minus Teixeira beat Yanks
3. Yankees make it: Padilla vs Teixeira, Torre/Manny vs Yanks
So many fun storylines
by UNTJosh on Oct 11, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is like the opposite of what dave anderson did happeninf
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
by hinduplaya on Oct 11, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
prediction: Jonathon Papelbon is going to get very very drunk tonight
you see him there? he looked suicidal.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Oct 11, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
heh and the ghost of Babe Ruth opens the centerfield door
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Oct 11, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Red Sox we're going to lose
I am sort of happy that it’s Papelbon that finished it off. He’s a jerk.
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Oct 11, 2009 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Papel-BONED
New verb:
“Papel-Boned”
When a Closer blows a Playoff game lead…
by 3Bagger on Oct 11, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow - I gave up on that game when Boston was leading big late.
Can’t wait to see the highlights now. Bet Red Sox Nation is in full moan!
by shroomer on Oct 11, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was freaking terrible
Damn I hate the Angles…and to top it off, the Cowbahs pulled their heads out of their collective asses.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fortunate they were playing one of the 3 worst teams in football
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did anyone else see the ad say that
the “ALCS starts Friday” …if the Yankees win tonight is baseball really going to wait 5 days before starting the next series?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Current temp in Denver - 39 degrees
Wonder what it’ll be tonight when the game starts? Bring yer woolies.
by shroomer on Oct 11, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wouldn't want to hit one off the handle it this game...ouch
that is going to be miserable. The weather is going to continue to affect the playoffs as we approach November.
Should the MLB cut down ST and start the season a couple weeks earlier?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See
I was just discussing that with my bro. The thing is, you will have lotsa chilly games at the beginning of the season up north if you move up the start date 2 weeks. But, the Fall chill usually only effects a few games if any at the season’s end. So, it might be best just to leave things as is, considering there’s no chance of shortening the season thru subtracting games or bringing back back frequent double-headers.
by shroomer on Oct 11, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Current temp - 35 degrees
brrrrr – hope they have a space heater in their humidor
by shroomer on Oct 11, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better Know A Blogger: Lone Star Ball's Adam Morris
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 11, 2009 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He makes me feel like a sheep he's managed to herd.
by shroomer on Oct 11, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the Henry Hill reference.
"Fuck those guys. They got lucky. I’m going to whip their ass the next time I take the mound."
by coltron34 on Oct 11, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AN and LL where among the originals, I know that...
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's dead in here...
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 11, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm here
getting ready to have dinner though.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 11, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm lurking
Though I’m about to head out for the evening.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 11, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love this crowd.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 11, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
especially on the side with some really good fajita nachos
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 11, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good fajita nachos
They consist of chips, beans, fajitas, and cheese.
That’s it.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 11, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and fajitas consist of chicken/beef, peppers, onion...7 ingredients...
sounds like enough to me….don’t forget the jalopenos…
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 11, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that "fajita meat"
Fajita nachos should not have more than four ingredients.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 11, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds good...
too bad I already had a bowl of chili for dinner….
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 11, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never knew you could get brown jasmine rice
It smells wonderful.
I am making stuffed peppers as we speak, yummy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even frozen bananna guacamole?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Craig Sager....
ugh…
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 11, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So my playoff game got cancelled because of cold on Saturday
Seriously? I was was all ready. Had foot and glove warmers. The whole shitteree. And I can’t go on Monday so I’m hosed.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
by WyoRanger on Oct 11, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit down, Damon!
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 11, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is a god.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 11, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
Does this mean ARod isn’t a choker after all?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 11, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Helluva a poke, for sure.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That '91 series was so damn good
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Delmon, quit being such a c-word
Your junk ain’t that huge…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 11, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chip Carey is a big fan of the fisting
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 11, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooo Howard!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What an AB by Ibanez.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so who wins the battle of the bullpens?
I would normally say philly if Lidge wasn’t so damn bad this year.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rox have the better late inning punch in Betancourt and Street
Phils might have the better long relievers though.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Belisle kinda sucks, guys.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think everybody knows about the stinking humidor by know guys.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 teams are through the first round
1 is yet to be decided between the current philly and colorado series. it’s the only series that doesn’t end in a sweep.
The payrolls of the 3 teams moving on are
Yankees - $201,449,189 $113,709,00
Angels -
Dodgers — $100,414,592
payrolls of the two still trying to advance
Phillies — $113,004,046
Rockies — $75,201,000
If our payroll stays at 68M, how much of a chance do we really have? There are always injuries and unforeseen circumstances, and that is where a slightly higher payroll and more depth comes in.
Do we need to get more depth in our bullpen and add another bat? Yes
Do we have a chance if we make minimal moves? Yes, a slight chance, but is closer to a no.
With a $68M payroll (if we end up there again), everything has to fall right. Like MY said in the EG interview, “The time is now.” Saying that, do we sign Nick Johnson – who tends to get hurt? Does he turn into the next Cat that would not have a place on the team in short order? This offseason is key and our GM needs to be able to address our needs and properly assess the players capable of filling those holes.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick Johnson
Unlike Frank Catalanotto, he’s actually good at baseball. He’s really nit much different than Milton Bradley, except he’s not a switch hitter. Also unlike Frank Catalanotto, he’s a lefty who can hit LHP’s (in fact, he’s actually better against LHP’s).
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like Nick Johnson
his health would worry me. he does seem to be a perfect fit for what we need.
btw…what is the Rangers current payroll without signing anybody and factoring in arbitration.
I tried to do some quick math, and found that it would be in the ballpark of 49 – 51. That may be wrong, but I’m not after perfection right now. If we have a payroll of 50M and management says they expect the payroll to reach 68M, that would me we have 18M to spend. I think we need to spend more. We have to get an IF backup/bench – a lefy bullpen arm – another bat that can provide some power and plate discipline, and I would ideally want another reliever like Calero. How much does it cost to get each of these pieces and how many years?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno about the math, so these are just some totally blind estimates...
But we need an IF backup who can play SS… that should cost too much. Also, if we can get Benoit back cheap, that hopefully eliminates the need to go after someone like Calero. I’d imagine we’re also gonna pick up someone like maybe Endy Chavez as insurance for Borbon. I don’t really have much of an idea of how much all that would cost, but hopefully it wouldn’t be more than 1 year apeice and 3-5 mil overall.
Maybe that gives us about 13 million left to go after a bat and a Grabow or Mahay? I dunno. And if that really is a decent estimate, I dunno if that’s enough for both a bat and a LHP. I really don’t see how we’re gonna fit somebody like Calero in there.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Shouldn't
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Johnson made
5.5M each year the last 3 years. How much of a raise could he get? He played 147 games in 2006 with 23HRs and a 948 OPS. 2007 — out for the year. 2008 — played only 38 games with and 846 OPS (5 HRs). 2009 — 133 games with an incredible .477 OBP and an 890 OPS. He only hit 8 HRs in 133 games this year between the Nationals and Marlins. This is the first year in 3 years he played more than 38 games and he has hit for very little power the last couple years. Depending on the market, I wonder if he gets more than 5M/yr.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think myself high OBP bats are gonna be in demand this offseason
Thanks to what Abreu did for the Angels, and what Milton Bradley did while he was here in 2008. Like Dave Cameron speculated awhile back, I’ve got a feeling Johnson (and guys like him) is gonna get a pretty good 1-year deal this offseason.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I finally figured out what's been bugging me about the Rox lineup
Where the fuck is Seth Smith?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because he is lefty
and the phillies had a lefty pitching, the rockies went with a RH heavy lineup
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by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, Happ is a lefty
Forgot about that.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That little Ruiz dude is quite the postseason hitter
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
back and forth
good game.
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by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It is totally irrelevant to this siutation that Joe Blanton hit a HR in the WS last year.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he was swinging for the fences there
lol…pitchers suck.
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by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like it when people call him 'Jumping Joe' Blanton.
His proper nickname, per Eric Nadel, is ‘Kentucky Joe’ Blanton
by oc on Oct 11, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he needs a Cambells soup endersement deal
Because he’s chunky.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Victorino was gonna blow that catch.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want Seth Smith.
Ya think the Rox would deal him?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they have a slew of OFers
Fowler, Gonzalez, Smith, Hawpe, Spilborghs, and Baker if he is still around.
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by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baker got dealt to the Cubs
Hawpe has 2 years (well, 1 plus an option) left on his deal, but he’s getting rather expensive. I’d bet they’d rather deal Hawpe and let Smith replace him in RF, which is why I wonder if Smith is avalable.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like they've got CF/LF locked down with Gonzalez and Fowler though.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how much of an upgrade is Smith
over Murphy though? and that doesn’t account for Cruz, Hamilton and Borbon.
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by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smith is a massive upgrade over Murphy
I’d estimate he’s at least a 30-point upgrade in wOBA, even if he doesn’t duplicate his #‘s this year, probably more. And if we did go get Smith, I’d assume we’d be dealing Murphy for a bullpen arm or as part of a larger deal.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only thing is
This organization seems to think Murphy is as good as Seth Smith, which just ain’t true.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there goes Eyre the senior.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 11, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this could take awhile
for a reliever to get loose in this cold
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 11, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Madson
Yowza.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, fuck.
This is one helluva game.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ
Hanging slider or something. He did get away with that pitch.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
torrealba
with the hat trick. struck out 3 Xs
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea why he's batting 5th tonight
Unless he came into the game red-hot or something. Zero power and he sucked against lefties this year.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rev Halofan
Apparently has been trolling Over The Monster
Two fanposts and, quite possibly, the most terrible attempt at a rhyme I’ve ever seen/read. And the fact that it got rec’d five times on enemy soil likely means he has his children on a short leash
What a queefer
by oc on Oct 12, 2009 12:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SBN really needs to find a better Angel blogger
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least when Adam trolls over at LL it's about stupid stuff like House
by oc on Oct 12, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think LL is a funny place to visit
they overreact about as much as we do. it’s fun to look at it from the outside
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by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn right
But if you speak up, you better have something good to say
by oc on Oct 12, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think LL is really what LSB is destined to become
We’re all crazy, and we all tend to take ourselves way too seriously.
And you know what? I think that’s fine, because LL really seems to be a good community. It’s just not real open to outsiders.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here come the phillies
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Pedro Feliz stopped sucking at the plate momentarily!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there goes Ruiz's magic
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruiz, you little shit
Why couldn’t you get lucky again?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit strike
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stairs should be on first right now
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
Goddamn umpire.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got money on this or what
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, I'm just getting into it a bit
Phils are probably my second favorite team.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fish out of water there in Cali with
the Rangers and Phillies as your favs
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know
I’ve just never liked the Angels or Dodgers. Or the Lakers. Or the Ducks. Shit, I hate every LA/OC sports team.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice inning for Durbin
Really snapped the Rox momentum there.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
9th inning
i could really use some sleep. somebody score
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're on CT, right?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
i’m not lucky enough to be on pacific time, although that would be nice about now
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This really is the best time zone to be in as a baseball fan, lol
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
especially in the AL West
when the rangers are out there, I usually am unable to watch the whole thing
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never understood why they don't start the west coast games an hour or two earlier for the rest of the country
That would be the first thing it’d mandate if I could strangle Bud Selig and steal his job.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ
A Nick Adenhart postseason commercial.
…
Sigh.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Think Utley mighta been out
Hard to tell.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woooo sac fly
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 12:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
The TBS mic just caught a “Fuck yeah Jimmy” in the Phils dugout.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome...lol!
who pitches game 4 for these teams – Pedro Martinez and De La Rosa?
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by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, they just said it's C-Lee vs. Ubaldo
Wowzers.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp, here's hoping Lidge doesn't blow this
Hard to believe how much of a posterboy he’s become for how inconsistent RP’s can be.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
killed one of my fantasy teams this year
the bastard.
well, i got lucky and still got 2nd in the league, but it took Greinke and Harden to do it.
this year though is his first year that he has given up more hits than IP. 1.81 WHIP. 369 BABIP. That is bad.
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by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he's also put up a career-high BB/9
He’s been both bad and unlucky this year.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's trying to pad that stat in the postseason
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by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Gonzalez is a triple from the cycle
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's 27 degrees right now in Denver
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by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 1:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If there was ever a stadium to bitch about not having a roof...
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a little OT
is the Twins new park going to have a retractable roof?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I don't think so
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seems like a stupid thing not to have one
in Minnesota…oh well it’s about the benjamins
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lidge really shouldn't be closing games with shaky command like this
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhh man
Tulo’s gonna have a chance to win it with a double.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
close
and G’night
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 12, 2009 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Later dude.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But apparently he's had an MY-esque season with RISP
Got him.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
They just replayed the “Fuck yeah Jimmy!” clip!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 12, 2009 1:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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