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COLOR ME BADD-I WANNA SEX YOU UP (via MRSSPECBLUESMITH)



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Was anyone ever

cheesier than Arsenio?

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 16, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

these people over here... they're the dog pound

WOOF WOOF WOOF

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Survey says???

NO!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta love

him and Eddie Murphy in “Coming to America” though.

“That boy’s good!”
“Good and Terrible”

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 16, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point....

he was great in that movie…I loved the bar scene…
“I hope you don’t mind me coming over here and sitting down, but I’ve been watching you all evening, and I wanna tear you apart…and your friend too.”

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That movie is fucking hilarious.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Oct 16, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't knock Arsenio toooo much

The videotape scene from Amazon Women from the Moon was pretty funny. Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSoN8t6x3M

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 16, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry - it was a vignette and not just the videotape bit

Hadn’t seen it for while.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 16, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember I was at Six Flags a long

time ago. I had waited in a long line to ride the Texas Giant and was next to go when the attendants stop my friends and I only to let ‘Color Me Bad’ skip the line and ride on it alone. Bastards. I was none too pleased. Of course, my sister was there and was going crazy.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would rather have to sit through a concert with

Gerardo, Snow and Rick Astley than have to listen to Color Me Bad

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 16, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah the white guys voice is annoying to me

the lyrics are funny

“would you be my wife”
“cause all I wanna do is Sex you up”

sounds more like would you be my affair or mistress

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 16, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Possibly the most repulsive post

Ever inadvertently dropped into a blog

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Oct 16, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the guy that's got the severely receding hairline

That just screams “boy band” to me.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 16, 2009 4:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No fashion expert here...

But who in their right mind in any time period in history would think that wearing a white suit with a gold, red, blue and green right sleeve would look cool?….

by slimshadty12 on Oct 16, 2009 4:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How about david after dentist

That makes me laugh. Chad Vader after dentist is good too.

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Oct 16, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't see why not

his blog, after all.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 17, 2009 6:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

I have no problem with it; I was just wondering. His last post made me wonder if there was some unifying theme throughout all the videos.

by brettgardner on Oct 17, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

viral?

I had no idea. Is that why my computer is running so slow

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Oct 17, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was always found this song to be of very poor taste

This and George Michael’s ‘I Want Your Sex’

I didn’t grow up in the strickest of households, but the ‘s’ word was pushing the limits. For a 10-11 year old kid to hear this song being played all over the TV and radio was very confusing.

I really liked the hip-hop vibe this song had, and understood why it was such a huge hit with everybody… but I was so embarrased to hear them sing ‘sex’ so deliberately

by oc on Oct 17, 2009 5:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm always amused

that so many Americans get so queasy about sex, but movies where hundreds get killed in horrendously graphic ways don’t cause a second thought.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 17, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's probably not true, generally

But even if it were, I don’t know that would shock you. They don’t represent anything similar.

by brettgardner on Oct 18, 2009 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is it not true?

For God’s sake, the FCC went into an absolute tizzy when Janet Jackson popped a boob out, and every day there are movies or TV shows where someone gets killed in graphic ways.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 18, 2009 6:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to agree with you

The CSI’s, NCIS’s and Criminal Minds are constantly coming up with graphic new displays of dead bodies and the like (and in the case of criminal minds, graphic explorations of the psyches of the guys that killed them). People don’t seem to have a problem with that, yet you can’t say “fuck” or show any tits on network TV without people going ballistic.

Not that I have any problem at all with gore, cussing or tits, but it definitely is odd that the two fun ones out of those three are the ones that are banned.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 18, 2009 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The part thats wierdest to me

I really don’t care if my neighbor gets horizontal with his girlfriend, yet I don’t want my neighbor unloading a MAC-10 into her chest. Thats what makes it even wierder for me that Sex is more taboo than violence in entertainment.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 18, 2009 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a false dichotomy

You’re comparing a real sexual act to simulated violence. Shows with simulated sex, as well as shows that just show hot girls, get gargantuan ratings, so I’m not sure where your belief is even coming from. Conversely, American news generally refrains from showing actual violence in Iraq or anywhere else—we see much more crying in the aftermath than charred bodies and heads exploding.

by brettgardner on Oct 18, 2009 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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