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NY v. Anaheim in the early game, RockiesPhillies and Dodgers in the late game...

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Rockies?

Cool, go Rockies!

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. - Andre Dawson

by Barbaro Garbey on Oct 19, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My Dodgers are reeling and need some

kind of momentum changing moment or this will be done in 5 games.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grew up in So Cal

and started following them in 1969.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

People who have 2 favorite teams are lame.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get an exception because both teams are in different leagues.

I used to be a LAA Angels fan (California Angels back then) to but gave that up when we moved to DFW.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't have 2 favorite teams, impossible.

Pick one.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll agree with this

You can have two favorite teams provided 1) there are good reasons for each team (JW has them) and 2) they’re in different leagues (this only applies in MLB; can’t have two favorite teams in NBA or NFL).

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disagree.

I think it is impossible to have 2 favorite teams….there’s no way you can like each equally….something about one will make you like it over the other one.

I have a question, why can’t you have 2 favorite teams in NBA or MLB?

And quit agreeing with Josey, I’m working some Jedi-mind shit here…

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if you grew up liking one team and then you move to another city and that team becomes your favorite...

…then your nothing but a traitor.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Though the one exception to this rule is the kid rule… If you move to a new city and your kid becomes obsessed with that team, you’re allowed to make the switch, imo.

Like my Dad grew up in Alabamer, but had little choice but to switch allegiance to the Rangers once his rascally, ruggedly handsome son become utterly obsessed with the Rangers. All I did was talk about the Rangers, whine till my Mom let me watch the Rangers on TV and beg him to take me to more Rangers games. He had no choice but to become a Rangers fan, imo. Either that or put me up for adoption and/or have me killed by the Russian and/or Chinese mafia.

I think in situations like this, Dad’s should get a pass.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...

by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just sayin

disagreeing with someone for the sake of disagreeing is exactly what makes Josey so lousy

by BuckyB on Oct 19, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't disagreeing for the sake of it, I personally don't feel it's possible...

doesn’t mean it’s the gospel.

And, I was kidding about telling him to not agree with Jdubs.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Jobu?

I always thought it was a character from “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” until I clicked on it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jobu, it is

I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

by BuckyB on Oct 19, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't have

2 favorite teams period. If the Dodgers and Rangers met in the World Series, who would you root for? Whoever you say is your favorite, you can’t claim the other team.

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Oct 19, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NBA and NFL are different

Because NFC/AFC West/East are always playing each other. To be honest, I don’t have a favorite NL team – just teams I hate less than others. As far as how you can do it, think about it like children – you can like them equally. Granted, I don’t have kids either, so I’m really talking out of my ass here.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For older people it was more likely to happen

because in the MLB there was a long period of time before interleague play when AL and NL teams didn’t play for each other. You could root for teams that never play each other and aren’t really in competition with each other unless they both reach the WS.

by MikeEl on Oct 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The post-season thingy where the Rangers meet the Dodgers really hasn't been a problem

for the last 35 years.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will agree on the lameness of me liking both the Mavericks &

Lakers. Guilty as charged but there are extenuating circumstances.

Grew up watching the great Jerry West and listening to Chick Hearn plus the Mavs didn’t exist when I moved to Dallas.

I do root for the Mavs when they meet but I also like the Lakers. Yes, very unstable and I can see why somebody would say it’s lame.

I used to be a Rams fan (gave up on them when Georgia F ran them into the ground) and to this day don’t like the Cowboys.

I was always a Raider fan when living in Cali and as inept as Al Davis has been the last several years, I still root for them.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once you have declared a team as your favorite, you are stuck with that decision.

If you move, you take your team with you. If you can’t follow your team after moving to a different city/state, then you were never much of a fan to begin with.

Don’t switch or add teams out of convenience. That’s lame.

by cstorm15 on Oct 19, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who

gives a shit what YOU think?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh the irony....

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In case you missed this last Friday

Since you’re a Dodgers fan, you should appreciate this article.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1075897/1/index.htm

Have a nice day.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 19, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhhhh crap - it's my usual conundrum

Listen to Rex Hudler or Suzy Waldman?

Anyone know who’s announcing the game for ESPN radio?

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

John Miller and Joe Morgan

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 19, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap

KLAA is running an ad talking about how the Angels have won the AL West for the last three seasons. Don’t need to be reminded of that all the time. No Rex Hudler but is Suzy Waldman better than that ad?

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Phillies

Looks llke they are the only ones that can beat the MFNYY.

|Space for Rent|

by RangerMad on Oct 19, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jetes

Die in a Fire.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 19, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

People who do not like Derek Jeter....

are people who do not like what’s good about baseball.

Jeter has never done anything in his career to be hated for.

Wash is an idiot!!

by bspate on Oct 19, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

Jump throws are entirely underrated. I also appreciate the whole “hold your hand up everytime you step in the batters box.” Quick pitches are the real evil.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeter

I realized a while back that I don’t hate Jeter, I just hate the ridiculous idolization of him by the media and baseball establishment. Really most of the things people complain about are not Jeter’s fault. Yeah he’s a mediocre defensive short stop, but he’s not pounding his chest saying he’s the greatest. He’s your walking cliche hard-nosed, plays the game the right way, clean cut type that is hard to hate on its own.

Some of it is my blanket Yankee hatred, but mostly its the completely rabid response from the old school dingers and ribbies crew any time a negative word is spoken about THE JETER that pisses me off. McCarver’s rant the other night made me change the channel. I don’t hate Jeter, I just hate the pedestal he’s placed upon.

by Bandire on Oct 19, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well back in the Baseball Classic

he was also shitting on the other shortstops on the team because they were starting ahead of him. So I’d say he’s probably got kind of a big head too. He’s no saint. Not that I really like Arod, but back when the Yankees first got him, he was probably a better shortstop than Jeter, but did Jeter volunteer to move to 3B for the good of the team or organization? If he had he might have headed off some of the persecution Arod faced in NY the first couple of years. Jetes does what’s best for Jetes.

by MikeEl on Oct 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed that WBC drama. He certainly isn’t perfect, but I think most of the flak he catches is because of how the media treats him. That’s definitely where I sit.

Wyo: I completely understand. I can’t stand the sight of Teixeira, even though a lot of what he said to drive the wedge was what we were all saying here anyway. He’s probably the main reason I am rooting for anyone but the Yankees to win the series.

by Bandire on Oct 19, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate the idolatry too

But I also hate Jeter because of it. Hate doesn’t need to be rational – I hate most Yankees. On the other hand, I don’t hate Mariano Rivera even though the same praise is heaped on him. Don’t ask me why.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now I hate you too.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Oct 19, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My new plan

Bet on the Yankees in order to ignore their success and concentrate on my own

Then use your winnings on your choice of drug to help pass the time until ST next year—the 2010 Texas Rangers Championship Season

by BuckyB on Oct 19, 2009 3:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One helluva bender right there...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ump effed up on purpose to make Buck look like even more of a tool

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why day baseball?

Why in the hell is baseball being played right now? There are only two series going, why not have them alternate at night for maximum viewing possibilities? Also, the NLCS should not be on a cabel channel. The MLB is dumb.

by jf55510 on Oct 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jf55510-shudup

Watch it here.

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is it down??

:-(

Wash is an idiot!!

by bspate on Oct 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

East Coast blow hards are very happy with this start but the rest of the country is in school or at work.

Nothing makes me sicker than listening to little pussies like Mike Greenberg or Mike Lupica whine about MLB losing an entire generation of youngsters because the games are starting too late.

F you! When I was 6 years old I went to bed at 8pm but stayed up until nearly 11pm listening to Dodgers & Angels games.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe MLB is just

losing a generation of fans because there are a bunch of crappy writers/sports guys/announcers covering them?

I am 26 and my dad is 61. I still listen intently as he tells me about old games he watched or listened to. the one constant? He ALWAYS remembers the announcers or the guy who covered the team. A semi-random thought but I know he misses those days. Last yr i got MLB extra innings and he was like a little kid watching the dodgers and hearing Vin Scully. I just dont have that feeling with the Joe Bucks, Thom Brennaman. Jon Miller of the worlds.

"More than likely JW never played sports above the youth level. It amazes me that he seems to have no concept on the common reactions of an adult athlete or their normal interactions between each other." - laxonto

by Michael Cave on Oct 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

attaboy Jeets!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ARod tattooed that one

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Oct 19, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY COW A ROD!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 19, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOO DAMON!!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 19, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Yankee fans everywhere. Sounded like the Ballpark there.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 4:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

Tim McCarver said Fox has a new “machine” to measure the speed of the ball off the bat.

“machine”.

by alon91 on Oct 19, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Vlad

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 19, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All 6 runs today

have scored on the Long Ball.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 19, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Some one tell me

What that fat ass mother f*cker Abreu is doing. Your fat ass was never going to 3rd Bobby. You idiot.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 19, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Have I mentioned...

…how glad I am that Tim McCarver is keeping count of Jeter’s “heads-up plays” in the series?

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope that's not a drinking game....

alchohol poisoning is a distinct possibility.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey kids

I’m home – got the house to myself for a couple of days while the spouse is in Chicago.

Based on my text alerts, maybe I’ll just start off with the NLCS game.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So

We’ve gone from ARod hitting 8th because’s his manager thinks he can’t handle the pressure of the playoffs, to ARod being intentionally walked with no one on base and two outs.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The one thing I am looking forward to

about the end of baseball is that we’ll be back to watching everything off the Tivo and won’t have to see the same damn commercials every single break.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Like the Fergie, Directv commercial?

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Adam's pothole commercial

among eighteen thousand others.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scheppers slowly getting his BA love
FALL GUYS

• Stephen Strasburg (Nationals) and Tanner Scheppers (Rangers), two of the more heralded pitchers in the 2009 draft, both made their AFL debuts on Friday.

Strasburg, the No. 1 overall pick in the 2009 draft, pitched 3 1/3 scoreless innings for the Phoenix Desert Dogs, yielding two hits and walking one while fanning two. He threw 50 pitches, 32 of them for strikes. His top speed was reported at 99 mph. Strasburg’s debut was the Fall League’s big event for the week; the attendance for the Desert Dogs’ night game against the Scottsdale Scorpions was announced at 1,138, a large crowd by AFL standards.

Earlier in the day, Scheppers, drafted by the Rangers in the supplemental first round, pitched two scoreless innings in relief for the Surprise Rafters against the Solar Sox. He struck out two batters while giving up one hit and one walk. The Fresno State product, who re-entered the draft one year after suffering a shoulder injury just before the end of his junior year of college, was clocked at his pre-injury speed of 98-99 mph.

A good AFL might push him into the top 100, if not top 50

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Oct 19, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

From Keith Law:

“Tanner Scheppers, a supplemental pick by the Texas Rangers this year who signed for first-round money, was even more impressive than Cashner, sitting at 95-98 with a vicious curveball with hard, late two-plane break. He appeared to be amped up for the short outing; I doubt he’d sit at that velocity as a starter, but even 92-95 with that breaking ball would get hitters out multiple times per game. His arm works well, and his potential to be a front-line starter is really just a question of the state of his shoulder.”

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Oct 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2012 rotation

Scheppers
Feliz
Holland
Perez
Harrison/Hurley/Hunter

Wowzers.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm calling this game the "Solo HR Game Extravaganza "

Or, better fitting, “The 2009 Texas Rangers”

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 19, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jay Leno sucks

I was watching, I think the football game last night, and NBC came on with a Jay Leno promo.

What was the super hi-liarious thing that Jay was doing that they chose to highlight in the promo?

Showing this picture:

And saying, “Now I’m not an expert, but that’s no cat!”

Really? That’s the sort of thing NBC decided needs to be on at 9 p.m. 5 days a week?

Bleah.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One of their commercials got me to laugh.

“Fresh new comedy.”
::plays clip of “headlines”:::

Of course, they wern’t joking.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see a picture

but you should definitely check out Leno’s show. He has this recurring bit called “Jay Walking” where he stops morons on the street and asks them questions.

Hilarious! And so fresh!

by alon91 on Oct 19, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so fresh?

not only was this mirrored by MTV shows back in the day, but it’s the same thing every day

by BuckyB on Oct 19, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

People missing obvious sarcasm

is always fresh.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 19, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooooooooooooooooooooooouse.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pat sajak

is starring at me

I like you, I like baseball!

by RangerMack on Oct 19, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude

How long before Wash is using this to manage games?

I keed, I keed. Mostly.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh I might have to get that next season

Probably drops it to a dollar at some point.
Theres a fangraphs app too i will have to check out.

And I don’t think I’d terribly mind if Wash took a look or two at it =p

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great Job

Rivera!

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 19, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god...

I thought that was gonna be it, good job Mo!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 19, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I see Mo just saved the Yankmees

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Where was that Angel team all year?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

they didn’t have a clutch hitter up there instead of Jeter.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 19, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the Yanks have always been public enemy #1

so I’ve always hated Rivera.

But the dude is insanely great.

by alon91 on Oct 19, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You can say that again.

And he does it with one pitch.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The SI article on him a couple weeks ago was outstanding.

Talking about how he just throws that cutter like a 4 seam and his natural motion and physiology just make it the most insane cutter in the history of the game.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

um

most insane cutter pitch in the history of the game

by BuckyB on Oct 19, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Koufax's curveball was pretty damn good.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Granted,

but I don’t think Koufax could throw his curveball for every pitch and succeed to the extent Mariano has

by BuckyB on Oct 19, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's always been the one Yank I couldn't really "hate"

He’s just too goddamn good to hate. However, as a Yankee I can’t really “like” him either.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember when he blew like 2 games in april 2007 and

all the sports shows wanted to force him to retire.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Anyone seen Paranormal Activity?

Good or no?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nope, but I've heard ok things about it

heh. its all handy-cam style I think.. not a fan of that personally.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh really?

Damn, shit makes me sick.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I've seen Neftali Feliz pitch

And it was good.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a shitty movie.

Stupid and not even a little bit scary. Complete waste of money.

Jimmy Johnson for GM.

by txhc on Oct 19, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like Brian Thomas would love it.

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by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers-Phils

Not looking so different from last night so far.

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Really? ATDHE won't give me a stream for that one yet...

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-0 Phils, top of the 2nd.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

The decision to lift Damon for JHJ…

Anyone else think that was way overmanaging?

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Seems Girardi is way overmanaging late in the games.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm half tempted to go scalp my neighbor some tickets

Just so I don’t have to hear him clapping everytime there’s a ball to an Angel hitter, or a strike to a Yankee hitter.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't care who wins now

I just want this game to be over so I can watch House.

by MikeEl on Oct 19, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Same here

I was really hoping the angels would score with the guy on third just so house would start

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 19, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm way behind on House

And I’ve decided…

Cameron > 13 > Cuddy >>>>>>>>>>> CTB

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cameron:

Blonde or brunette?

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by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell

did they change her hair color? She looks meh as a blonde.

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by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brunette.

Always wins with me.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brunette

Although she looks a lot better as a blonde in real life than she does on the show. But either way, she was better as a brunette.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard Cameron is gonna be leaving the show

Which disappoints me greatly, because now the fairly steady stream of screencaps and HQ pics of Jennifer Morrison at various “House” events is going to end.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup she's gone

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 19, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a thing for Cudddy.

Don’t know why.

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by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way.

13 is a dirty girl. She likes to party. She’s way better than frumpy ole Cameron.

I’d bang Cuddy crosseyed too, she’s hot in a wierd, old Jewish lady kinda way.

by Flynnyrd on Oct 19, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supposedly

Cameron’s leaving the show. At this point I think they just need to clear out the rest of the cast and bring in all new people.

by MikeEl on Oct 19, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh shit

Can’t be too pissed.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dinnertime

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 19, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatcha havin?

Thomas is in Chicago so I had Chick Fil A.

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thinkin' Chipotle

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 19, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You ate at La Madeleine?

Dude…..

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chipotle

Will make you bleed from your anus.

by Flynnyrd on Oct 19, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

It doesn’t

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

must just be you...

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 19, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry.

It was a South Park reference. In last weeks episode the ghost of Billy Mays was selling “Chipoleway” which would remove the blood stains from your undergarments after eating Chipotle.

by Flynnyrd on Oct 19, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gee

What pop-culture gags can we drag through the mud this week

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

At least its a series now….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 19, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Jeff Mathis,

good couple innings kid.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever - let's hope they just wear each other down

I couldn’t stand either team winning.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Girardi

Going to be hammered for lifting Robertson.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yup they don't call him Joe Retardi for nothing!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 19, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As he should

I don’t get the reasoning for pulling him.

by behindthebag on Oct 19, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't mind them

randomly blaming Jeter for it. He seems to get credit for everything else.

by MikeEl on Oct 19, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bummer.

Looks like Girardi’s pitching change backfired bigtime – the NY fans are gonna be toasting his ass for dinner tonight over that.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I don't mind a little more drama inserted into the series.

But the yankees better win eventually.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because we're bitter division rivals with them?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 19, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a problem with hipster barflys rooting for a team

And they have no clue who Bernie Williams is

Fucking pathetic, this fucking country

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think the people on LSB rooting for the yankees

Are exactly buying yankees merchandise and talking up how awesome they are around the office.

But there are only two teams in the AL left and I’d prefer one slightly over the other.

Regardless I don’t that has much to do with American society, brainwashing or its problems. Casual sports fans have always liked rooting for teams with a big tradition and history of success. Fairly sure that goes on in the rest of the world, the popular soccer/football club teams have “fans” who root similarly I’d bet.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's put it this way;

I’d rather Rev. Halofan celebrate a championship than Alex Rodriguez, Mark Teixeira, Derek Jeter and the entire FOX network

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

A rec for how well you articulated this.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 19, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thinking Drew

But I have this lifelong anomosity toward BosYork. And it doesn’t hurt that a team from our division, that we handily beat over the season, ends up world champs.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Oct 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay ATDHE

Can you put up the goddamn Phillies feed now?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweeeeet

Now I get to listen to Vin Scully (couldn’t shut off a tie game in extra innings).

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 19, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of house coming on...

Its the only show left on monday-wednesday I watch.

Tv seems pretty weak right now considering its prime tv season.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Game shows were all the rage a few years ago

Reality-TV seems to be waning (I hope)

What’s the next trend in television?

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everything I watch is on Thursday/Friday

Supernatural, Fringe, Flashforward, Stargate Universe and Dollhouse.

The rest of the week it pretty much barren.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mostly thursday for me.

NBC’s big comedy block + its always sunny and fringe on thursday, watched over a couple days.

The seinfeld thing is getting me to watch curb your enthusiasm and bored to death on hbo lately, and I can’t find the previous seasons of curb actually working anywhere to watch online…

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Modern Family is pretty good too.

Don’t like it as much as Community but still pretty good.

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by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

havn't watched it yet.

think its on hulu.. thats probably a good one to try, other people have told me its good too.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Curb online...

Try this, although the links might be hit and miss (I dunno).

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fringe's problem for me

Is that I don’t find the standalone episodes very entertaining. The core story episodes are good stuff.

Its pretty much the reverse of its template, x-files. All my favorite x-files episodes were monster of the week types.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're huge nerds

We pretty much only watch History, Science, Discovery, and Top Gear. Everything we watch gets rerun eight million times (we got the season premiere of Storm Chasers even though we didn’t record it during the game last night), so we pretty much always have something to watch.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've done that in phases. I just lose track of what actually good is on those channels

because I don’t scroll by them so if I don’t have a season pass to something currently airing I lose track.

although i did forget about mythbusters, i am watching the new season of that. barely qualifies as science at this point though, heh.

in any case watching a lot of tv instead of a ton of tv is probably a good thing for me =p

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can look past the lack of science

on Mythbusters lately, because they’ve upped the explosion content. I am pretty much always up for a huge explosion.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 19, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mythbusters.

Love that show. And Time Warp is pretty good also.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Psh

They’ve made another Sherlock Holmes remake? They are really running out of ideas for movies.

Also, this trailer looks nothing like a Sherlock Homes movie. Robert Downey Jr??? Give me a break.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Random: Joe Blanton looks fatter when he's batting.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he really got it together after april this year

not bad.

looks like the phillies have got it under control..

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the plate adds ten pounds

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 19, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha ha

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...

by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to give George Lopez a late night show should be kicked in the balls

Although at least it’s on TBS, and not network TV.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i can't believe obama did a promo for that

regardless of politics, the president of the usa shouldn’t be doing that.

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by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Latino Leno.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

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by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, McPhats

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blanton is pulling a Padilla

No-hitter through three, commence meltdown in the 4th.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me someone else caught the ridiculous A-Rod butt-grab on Jeter in the game this afternoon?

It was on Posada’s homer I think.

Jeter went up to the top of the dugout to fist-pump (cause that’s what a true Jump-Thrower does) and then A-Rod came up behind him and let his excitement get the best of him and went in for the juiciest two handed both-cheeks-at-once-iest butt grab I’ve seen in a long, long time.

Jeter was kind of shocked and turned around with a look of horror real fast, then realized it was A-Rod and kind of went SIGH.

I found it quite amusing.

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by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ask and receive

http://twitpic.com/m74j7

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, I'll just post it

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 19, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, just saw the gif part

My college education brain really isn’t working tonight

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 19, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I was back in school

Being single on a Monday night is making me sad

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen brother, Amen.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were dating, though.....

You probably would be watching Dancing with the Stars tonight

Better to be single and watching some baseball

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 19, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Google is your friend.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch A-Rod's eyes the whole way

Never takes them off of Jeter’s ass….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 19, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is

what you might call playoff focus.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

Though i wasn’t actually trying to bash face with that, it was all kind of endearing really. just joking.

but yeah, a-rod took it to a pretty weird place.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at Matsui....

“I think Ichiro did that to me once…..”

I don’t care how amped up I am, I am not going to go full bore squeezing another man’s ass cheeks.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

Whoah.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod's

probably thinking Jeets has a bigger ass than Kate Hudson.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably has more cleavage, too.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod

probably has bigger boobs than Kate Hudson.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has to get them behind that arm to throw a 100....

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, yes, thank you.

Man, in slow-mo you can really tell how much he gets into it.

That look on his roid-raged face is the reason I don’t ever want to go to prison.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...

by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That look on his roid-raged face is the reason I don’t ever want to go to prison.

Dude, you crack me up.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else like these...

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

The Kettle brand Cracked Pepper and Salt are boobies.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit, McPhats.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, it just hit me

Russell Martin looks like Turtle from Entourage.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pat yourself on the back now.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ

The Dodgers are tapping into a keg of LAA pixie dust.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOO UTLEY

That’s my boy.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I find it exceedingly ironic that Ronald Bellisario would pitch for the Dodgers.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Monty Python and the Holy Grail on IFC

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah... i dvr'd

;0

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winstar eh?

Don’t. Go to Shreveport.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's wrong with Shreveport?

The Horseshoe is awesome.

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was saying don't go to Winstar. Go to Shreveport.

And yes, the Horseshoe is awesome and so is El Dorado.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woops.

I read, “Don’t go to Shreveport” Mi faulta.

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's cool.

My ex gf’s dad was a Platinum player at El Dorado, so we went all the time. Free rooms and buffet everynight, not a bad weekend. First time we went, the first slot (that’s all she played) she pulled, 182 bucks. I was so pissed.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winstar

Do they have cocktail waitresses?

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but no free booze like in shreveport.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who am I kidding

They’re both ridiculously far, and by the time i get there I’ll be tired and or horny

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask your cocktail waitress out on a DD's date.

Problem solved.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, misread.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's how I got my ex.

Our first date was the fair, nothing like the Texas Star to get the first kiss out of way…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shreveport is far, Winstar isn't that bad.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I approve this message.

Winstar is boooring.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Oct 19, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Went to DD's for lunch....

…peperoni rolls rule face

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The website says

Arlington (Dallas/Fort Worth)
2500 NE Green Oaks Blvd. Suite 106, Arlington, TX 76006
The Village at Forest Hills

I need to make the trip this week.

by bruce182 on Oct 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

Up there by 360 and Carrier

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bellaird you idiot

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 19, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice catch...

manny…

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 19, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuck.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

our old friend the ho

go ho go.. haha

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ethier

Is a bad-ass name

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Where did the Ho find this stuff at?

Holy cow, that movement is nasty.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Answer my own question

With all that money he made from the Rangers guess he found a pitching coach.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The HO and others

I find it interesting that there are several “former Ranger players” that weren’t good enough or cost too much money that are playing in the playoffs on other teams.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Oct 20, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

Dunno why you run Ethier there. Wonder if Manny missed a hit-and-run.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Feliz really sucks at hitting

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jimmy John's

The worst of the sandwich chains?

by oc on Oct 19, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

And all of my coworkers swear by it. I hate it, tastes like going to Kroger and getting submarine rolls.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, they suck. I ate there 2 times and haven't gone back.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's 98% lettuce

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 19, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and alfalfa sprouts

wtf?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they reak.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good decision by Torre, letting Sherrill face Howard

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fucking shit

101????

Gawddamn. Even Neftali Feliz is in awe.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quit

fucking around Broxton.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know

The fact that Jimmy fucking Rollins has continued to hit leadoff for the Phillies all year despite posting a sub-300 OBP makes me think Charlie Manuel is a fucking moron.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn that must suck.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodger Fail.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was fun.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 19, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

I think I may have some reverse jinx power.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, that really is huge

Hopefully makes up for the Philly bullpen melting down in game 2.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 19, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball justice was served.

LA has been just trying to hang on for the entire series.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 19, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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