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Rockies?
Cool, go Rockies!
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. - Andre Dawson
My Dodgers are reeling and need some
kind of momentum changing moment or this will be done in 5 games.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Grew up in So Cal
and started following them in 1969.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
People who have 2 favorite teams are lame.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I get an exception because both teams are in different leagues.
I used to be a LAA Angels fan (California Angels back then) to but gave that up when we moved to DFW.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
You can't have 2 favorite teams, impossible.
Pick one.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll agree with this
You can have two favorite teams provided 1) there are good reasons for each team (JW has them) and 2) they’re in different leagues (this only applies in MLB; can’t have two favorite teams in NBA or NFL).
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Disagree.
I think it is impossible to have 2 favorite teams….there’s no way you can like each equally….something about one will make you like it over the other one.
I have a question, why can’t you have 2 favorite teams in NBA or MLB?
And quit agreeing with Josey, I’m working some Jedi-mind shit here…
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
And if you grew up liking one team and then you move to another city and that team becomes your favorite...
…then your nothing but a traitor.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Though the one exception to this rule is the kid rule… If you move to a new city and your kid becomes obsessed with that team, you’re allowed to make the switch, imo.
Like my Dad grew up in Alabamer, but had little choice but to switch allegiance to the Rangers once his rascally, ruggedly handsome son become utterly obsessed with the Rangers. All I did was talk about the Rangers, whine till my Mom let me watch the Rangers on TV and beg him to take me to more Rangers games. He had no choice but to become a Rangers fan, imo. Either that or put me up for adoption and/or have me killed by the Russian and/or Chinese mafia.
I think in situations like this, Dad’s should get a pass.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...
by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Just sayin
disagreeing with someone for the sake of disagreeing is exactly what makes Josey so lousy
Wasn't disagreeing for the sake of it, I personally don't feel it's possible...
doesn’t mean it’s the gospel.
And, I was kidding about telling him to not agree with Jdubs.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Jobu?
I always thought it was a character from “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” until I clicked on it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't have
2 favorite teams period. If the Dodgers and Rangers met in the World Series, who would you root for? Whoever you say is your favorite, you can’t claim the other team.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Oct 19, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
NBA and NFL are different
Because NFC/AFC West/East are always playing each other. To be honest, I don’t have a favorite NL team – just teams I hate less than others. As far as how you can do it, think about it like children – you can like them equally. Granted, I don’t have kids either, so I’m really talking out of my ass here.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
For older people it was more likely to happen
because in the MLB there was a long period of time before interleague play when AL and NL teams didn’t play for each other. You could root for teams that never play each other and aren’t really in competition with each other unless they both reach the WS.
The post-season thingy where the Rangers meet the Dodgers really hasn't been a problem
for the last 35 years.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I will agree on the lameness of me liking both the Mavericks &
Lakers. Guilty as charged but there are extenuating circumstances.
Grew up watching the great Jerry West and listening to Chick Hearn plus the Mavs didn’t exist when I moved to Dallas.
I do root for the Mavs when they meet but I also like the Lakers. Yes, very unstable and I can see why somebody would say it’s lame.
I used to be a Rams fan (gave up on them when Georgia F ran them into the ground) and to this day don’t like the Cowboys.
I was always a Raider fan when living in Cali and as inept as Al Davis has been the last several years, I still root for them.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Once you have declared a team as your favorite, you are stuck with that decision.
If you move, you take your team with you. If you can’t follow your team after moving to a different city/state, then you were never much of a fan to begin with.
Don’t switch or add teams out of convenience. That’s lame.
Who
gives a shit what YOU think?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
In case you missed this last Friday
Since you’re a Dodgers fan, you should appreciate this article.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1075897/1/index.htm
Have a nice day.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Ahhhhhhh crap - it's my usual conundrum
Listen to Rex Hudler or Suzy Waldman?
Anyone know who’s announcing the game for ESPN radio?
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
John Miller and Joe Morgan
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 19, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap
KLAA is running an ad talking about how the Angels have won the AL West for the last three seasons. Don’t need to be reminded of that all the time. No Rex Hudler but is Suzy Waldman better than that ad?
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Jetes
Die in a Fire.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
People who do not like Derek Jeter....
are people who do not like what’s good about baseball.
Jeter has never done anything in his career to be hated for.
Wash is an idiot!!
He plays for the Yankees...that's enough...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right
Jump throws are entirely underrated. I also appreciate the whole “hold your hand up everytime you step in the batters box.” Quick pitches are the real evil.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Jeter
I realized a while back that I don’t hate Jeter, I just hate the ridiculous idolization of him by the media and baseball establishment. Really most of the things people complain about are not Jeter’s fault. Yeah he’s a mediocre defensive short stop, but he’s not pounding his chest saying he’s the greatest. He’s your walking cliche hard-nosed, plays the game the right way, clean cut type that is hard to hate on its own.
Some of it is my blanket Yankee hatred, but mostly its the completely rabid response from the old school dingers and ribbies crew any time a negative word is spoken about THE JETER that pisses me off. McCarver’s rant the other night made me change the channel. I don’t hate Jeter, I just hate the pedestal he’s placed upon.
Well back in the Baseball Classic
he was also shitting on the other shortstops on the team because they were starting ahead of him. So I’d say he’s probably got kind of a big head too. He’s no saint. Not that I really like Arod, but back when the Yankees first got him, he was probably a better shortstop than Jeter, but did Jeter volunteer to move to 3B for the good of the team or organization? If he had he might have headed off some of the persecution Arod faced in NY the first couple of years. Jetes does what’s best for Jetes.
I missed that WBC drama. He certainly isn’t perfect, but I think most of the flak he catches is because of how the media treats him. That’s definitely where I sit.
Wyo: I completely understand. I can’t stand the sight of Teixeira, even though a lot of what he said to drive the wedge was what we were all saying here anyway. He’s probably the main reason I am rooting for anyone but the Yankees to win the series.
I hate the idolatry too
But I also hate Jeter because of it. Hate doesn’t need to be rational – I hate most Yankees. On the other hand, I don’t hate Mariano Rivera even though the same praise is heaped on him. Don’t ask me why.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
My new plan
Bet on the Yankees in order to ignore their success and concentrate on my own
Then use your winnings on your choice of drug to help pass the time until ST next year—the 2010 Texas Rangers Championship Season
One helluva bender right there...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
The ump effed up on purpose to make Buck look like even more of a tool
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Why day baseball?
Why in the hell is baseball being played right now? There are only two series going, why not have them alternate at night for maximum viewing possibilities? Also, the NLCS should not be on a cabel channel. The MLB is dumb.
jf55510-shudup
Watch it here.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
East Coast blow hards are very happy with this start but the rest of the country is in school or at work.
Nothing makes me sicker than listening to little pussies like Mike Greenberg or Mike Lupica whine about MLB losing an entire generation of youngsters because the games are starting too late.
F you! When I was 6 years old I went to bed at 8pm but stayed up until nearly 11pm listening to Dodgers & Angels games.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Maybe MLB is just
losing a generation of fans because there are a bunch of crappy writers/sports guys/announcers covering them?
I am 26 and my dad is 61. I still listen intently as he tells me about old games he watched or listened to. the one constant? He ALWAYS remembers the announcers or the guy who covered the team. A semi-random thought but I know he misses those days. Last yr i got MLB extra innings and he was like a little kid watching the dodgers and hearing Vin Scully. I just dont have that feeling with the Joe Bucks, Thom Brennaman. Jon Miller of the worlds.
"More than likely JW never played sports above the youth level. It amazes me that he seems to have no concept on the common reactions of an adult athlete or their normal interactions between each other." - laxonto
by Michael Cave on Oct 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
ARod tattooed that one
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Damn, Yankee fans everywhere. Sounded like the Ballpark there.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
haha
Tim McCarver said Fox has a new “machine” to measure the speed of the ball off the bat.
“machine”.
If this is on the level,
the 2nd best defensive catcher in the MLB is going to Japan:
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/10/19/1091278/johjima-opts-out-of-his-contract
All 6 runs today
have scored on the Long Ball.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Some one tell me
What that fat ass mother f*cker Abreu is doing. Your fat ass was never going to 3rd Bobby. You idiot.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Have I mentioned...
…how glad I am that Tim McCarver is keeping count of Jeter’s “heads-up plays” in the series?
Hope that's not a drinking game....
alchohol poisoning is a distinct possibility.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey kids
I’m home – got the house to myself for a couple of days while the spouse is in Chicago.
Based on my text alerts, maybe I’ll just start off with the NLCS game.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
So
We’ve gone from ARod hitting 8th because’s his manager thinks he can’t handle the pressure of the playoffs, to ARod being intentionally walked with no one on base and two outs.
The one thing I am looking forward to
about the end of baseball is that we’ll be back to watching everything off the Tivo and won’t have to see the same damn commercials every single break.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Like the Fergie, Directv commercial?
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
And Adam's pothole commercial
among eighteen thousand others.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Scheppers slowly getting his BA love
FALL GUYS
• Stephen Strasburg (Nationals) and Tanner Scheppers (Rangers), two of the more heralded pitchers in the 2009 draft, both made their AFL debuts on Friday.
Strasburg, the No. 1 overall pick in the 2009 draft, pitched 3 1/3 scoreless innings for the Phoenix Desert Dogs, yielding two hits and walking one while fanning two. He threw 50 pitches, 32 of them for strikes. His top speed was reported at 99 mph. Strasburg’s debut was the Fall League’s big event for the week; the attendance for the Desert Dogs’ night game against the Scottsdale Scorpions was announced at 1,138, a large crowd by AFL standards.
Earlier in the day, Scheppers, drafted by the Rangers in the supplemental first round, pitched two scoreless innings in relief for the Surprise Rafters against the Solar Sox. He struck out two batters while giving up one hit and one walk. The Fresno State product, who re-entered the draft one year after suffering a shoulder injury just before the end of his junior year of college, was clocked at his pre-injury speed of 98-99 mph.
A good AFL might push him into the top 100, if not top 50
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
From Keith Law:
“Tanner Scheppers, a supplemental pick by the Texas Rangers this year who signed for first-round money, was even more impressive than Cashner, sitting at 95-98 with a vicious curveball with hard, late two-plane break. He appeared to be amped up for the short outing; I doubt he’d sit at that velocity as a starter, but even 92-95 with that breaking ball would get hitters out multiple times per game. His arm works well, and his potential to be a front-line starter is really just a question of the state of his shoulder.”
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
2012 rotation
Scheppers
Feliz
Holland
Perez
Harrison/Hurley/Hunter
Wowzers.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm calling this game the "Solo HR Game Extravaganza "
Or, better fitting, “The 2009 Texas Rangers”
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Jay Leno sucks
I was watching, I think the football game last night, and NBC came on with a Jay Leno promo.
What was the super hi-liarious thing that Jay was doing that they chose to highlight in the promo?
Showing this picture:

And saying, “Now I’m not an expert, but that’s no cat!”
Really? That’s the sort of thing NBC decided needs to be on at 9 p.m. 5 days a week?
Bleah.
One of their commercials got me to laugh.
“Fresh new comedy.”
::plays clip of “headlines”:::
Of course, they wern’t joking.
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I don't see a picture
but you should definitely check out Leno’s show. He has this recurring bit called “Jay Walking” where he stops morons on the street and asks them questions.
Hilarious! And so fresh!
so fresh?
not only was this mirrored by MTV shows back in the day, but it’s the same thing every day
People missing obvious sarcasm
is always fresh.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
Dude
How long before Wash is using this to manage games?
I keed, I keed. Mostly.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
heh I might have to get that next season
Probably drops it to a dollar at some point.
Theres a fangraphs app too i will have to check out.
And I don’t think I’d terribly mind if Wash took a look or two at it =p
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Great Job
Rivera!
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
oh my god...
I thought that was gonna be it, good job Mo!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Well, I see Mo just saved the Yankmees
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Where was that Angel team all year?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Too bad
they didn’t have a clutch hitter up there instead of Jeter.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
the Yanks have always been public enemy #1
so I’ve always hated Rivera.
But the dude is insanely great.
You can say that again.
And he does it with one pitch.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
The SI article on him a couple weeks ago was outstanding.
Talking about how he just throws that cutter like a 4 seam and his natural motion and physiology just make it the most insane cutter in the history of the game.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Well, Koufax's curveball was pretty damn good.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Granted,
but I don’t think Koufax could throw his curveball for every pitch and succeed to the extent Mariano has
True
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
He's always been the one Yank I couldn't really "hate"
He’s just too goddamn good to hate. However, as a Yankee I can’t really “like” him either.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
i remember when he blew like 2 games in april 2007 and
all the sports shows wanted to force him to retire.
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OT: Anyone seen Paranormal Activity?
Good or no?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
nope, but I've heard ok things about it
heh. its all handy-cam style I think.. not a fan of that personally.
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Oh really?
Damn, shit makes me sick.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yes, I've seen Neftali Feliz pitch
And it was good.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
It was a shitty movie.
Stupid and not even a little bit scary. Complete waste of money.
Jimmy Johnson for GM.
Sounds like Brian Thomas would love it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...
by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Dodgers-Phils
Not looking so different from last night so far.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Really? ATDHE won't give me a stream for that one yet...
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
2-0 Phils, top of the 2nd.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Woo
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yes.
Seems Girardi is way overmanaging late in the games.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
seems to be having a terribly negative effect
Fire Everyone
by billybeingbilly on Oct 19, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm half tempted to go scalp my neighbor some tickets
Just so I don’t have to hear him clapping everytime there’s a ball to an Angel hitter, or a strike to a Yankee hitter.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I don't care who wins now
I just want this game to be over so I can watch House.
I'm way behind on House
And I’ve decided…
Cameron > 13 > Cuddy >>>>>>>>>>> CTB
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Cameron:
Blonde or brunette?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Why the hell
did they change her hair color? She looks meh as a blonde.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Brunette
Although she looks a lot better as a blonde in real life than she does on the show. But either way, she was better as a brunette.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I heard Cameron is gonna be leaving the show
Which disappoints me greatly, because now the fairly steady stream of screencaps and HQ pics of Jennifer Morrison at various “House” events is going to end.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I have a thing for Cudddy.
Don’t know why.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Supposedly
Cameron’s leaving the show. At this point I think they just need to clear out the rest of the cast and bring in all new people.
Ahhh shit
Can’t be too pissed.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Whatcha havin?
Thomas is in Chicago so I had Chick Fil A.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I just had a chicken-caesar sandwich from La Madeleine
Wow
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
You ate at La Madeleine?
Dude…..
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Sorry.
It was a South Park reference. In last weeks episode the ghost of Billy Mays was selling “Chipoleway” which would remove the blood stains from your undergarments after eating Chipotle.
Well
At least its a series now….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Hey Jeff Mathis,
good couple innings kid.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Whatever - let's hope they just wear each other down
I couldn’t stand either team winning.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
yup they don't call him Joe Retardi for nothing!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
As he should
I don’t get the reasoning for pulling him.
by behindthebag on Oct 19, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind them
randomly blaming Jeter for it. He seems to get credit for everything else.
Bummer.
Looks like Girardi’s pitching change backfired bigtime – the NY fans are gonna be toasting his ass for dinner tonight over that.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Well I don't mind a little more drama inserted into the series.
But the yankees better win eventually.
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Because we're bitter division rivals with them?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I'd rather a division rival win it than the media favorite
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
The media is just going to brainwash the rest of you motherfuckers into thinking the Yankees are some kind of team of destiny
Bullshit
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So its your superior free thinking that has you rooting for the angels then?
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I have a problem with hipster barflys rooting for a team
And they have no clue who Bernie Williams is
Fucking pathetic, this fucking country
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think the people on LSB rooting for the yankees
Are exactly buying yankees merchandise and talking up how awesome they are around the office.
But there are only two teams in the AL left and I’d prefer one slightly over the other.
Regardless I don’t that has much to do with American society, brainwashing or its problems. Casual sports fans have always liked rooting for teams with a big tradition and history of success. Fairly sure that goes on in the rest of the world, the popular soccer/football club teams have “fans” who root similarly I’d bet.
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Let's put it this way;
I’d rather Rev. Halofan celebrate a championship than Alex Rodriguez, Mark Teixeira, Derek Jeter and the entire FOX network
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because they are evil.
I dislike the Yankees in general, but I dislike the Angels personally. Personal beats general.
And Rev Halfan posting a celebratory vieo is veyr low on the list of things I wish to see it.
If the yankees had been to like 5 consecutive world series then that might be too annoying to take, but its been a while now. I could take them winning a series right now, though I will root for the NL team.
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by DShep on Oct 19, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
A rec for how well you articulated this.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Good thinking Drew
But I have this lifelong anomosity toward BosYork. And it doesn’t hurt that a team from our division, that we handily beat over the season, ends up world champs.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Oct 19, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay ATDHE
Can you put up the goddamn Phillies feed now?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sweeeeet
Now I get to listen to Vin Scully (couldn’t shut off a tie game in extra innings).
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Speaking of house coming on...
Its the only show left on monday-wednesday I watch.
Tv seems pretty weak right now considering its prime tv season.
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Game shows were all the rage a few years ago
Reality-TV seems to be waning (I hope)
What’s the next trend in television?
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Everything I watch is on Thursday/Friday
Supernatural, Fringe, Flashforward, Stargate Universe and Dollhouse.
The rest of the week it pretty much barren.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Mostly thursday for me.
NBC’s big comedy block + its always sunny and fringe on thursday, watched over a couple days.
The seinfeld thing is getting me to watch curb your enthusiasm and bored to death on hbo lately, and I can’t find the previous seasons of curb actually working anywhere to watch online…
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Modern Family is pretty good too.
Don’t like it as much as Community but still pretty good.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
havn't watched it yet.
think its on hulu.. thats probably a good one to try, other people have told me its good too.
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Curb online...
Try this, although the links might be hit and miss (I dunno).
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
well the first episode appears to work, so thats an upgrade anyway
thanks.
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I think Fringe is actually getting better this season
and I find Community amusing.
fringe's problem for me
Is that I don’t find the standalone episodes very entertaining. The core story episodes are good stuff.
Its pretty much the reverse of its template, x-files. All my favorite x-files episodes were monster of the week types.
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We're huge nerds
We pretty much only watch History, Science, Discovery, and Top Gear. Everything we watch gets rerun eight million times (we got the season premiere of Storm Chasers even though we didn’t record it during the game last night), so we pretty much always have something to watch.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I've done that in phases. I just lose track of what actually good is on those channels
because I don’t scroll by them so if I don’t have a season pass to something currently airing I lose track.
although i did forget about mythbusters, i am watching the new season of that. barely qualifies as science at this point though, heh.
in any case watching a lot of tv instead of a ton of tv is probably a good thing for me =p
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I can look past the lack of science
on Mythbusters lately, because they’ve upped the explosion content. I am pretty much always up for a huge explosion.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Mythbusters.
Love that show. And Time Warp is pretty good also.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Psh
They’ve made another Sherlock Holmes remake? They are really running out of ideas for movies.
Also, this trailer looks nothing like a Sherlock Homes movie. Robert Downey Jr??? Give me a break.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Random: Joe Blanton looks fatter when he's batting.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
he really got it together after april this year
not bad.
looks like the phillies have got it under control..
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ha ha ha
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...
by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoever thought it would be a good idea to give George Lopez a late night show should be kicked in the balls
Although at least it’s on TBS, and not network TV.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
i can't believe obama did a promo for that
regardless of politics, the president of the usa shouldn’t be doing that.
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The Latino Leno.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...
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Come on, McPhats
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Blanton is pulling a Padilla
No-hitter through three, commence meltdown in the 4th.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Please tell me someone else caught the ridiculous A-Rod butt-grab on Jeter in the game this afternoon?
It was on Posada’s homer I think.
Jeter went up to the top of the dugout to fist-pump (cause that’s what a true Jump-Thrower does) and then A-Rod came up behind him and let his excitement get the best of him and went in for the juiciest two handed both-cheeks-at-once-iest butt grab I’ve seen in a long, long time.
Jeter was kind of shocked and turned around with a look of horror real fast, then realized it was A-Rod and kind of went SIGH.
I found it quite amusing.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...
The first one is regular speed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ef2JHSVbWM
This second one is GLORIOUS slow motion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVW3zKF5njc
Ask and receive
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Hell, I'll just post it

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Yeah, just saw the gif part
My college education brain really isn’t working tonight
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
If you were dating, though.....
You probably would be watching Dancing with the Stars tonight
Better to be single and watching some baseball
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Google is your friend.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Watch A-Rod's eyes the whole way
Never takes them off of Jeter’s ass….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Look at Matsui....
“I think Ichiro did that to me once…..”
I don’t care how amped up I am, I am not going to go full bore squeezing another man’s ass cheeks.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
LMAO
Whoah.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
A-Rod's
probably thinking Jeets has a bigger ass than Kate Hudson.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Probably has more cleavage, too.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
A-Rod
probably has bigger boobs than Kate Hudson.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Don't know if anybody's noticed yet
But Neffy has some moobs
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Has to get them behind that arm to throw a 100....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
LOL, yes, thank you.
Man, in slow-mo you can really tell how much he gets into it.
That look on his roid-raged face is the reason I don’t ever want to go to prison.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Beware 2011: The Fortypocalypse is Nigh...
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Anyone else like these...

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Yes.
The Kettle brand Cracked Pepper and Salt are boobies.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit, McPhats.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Man, it just hit me
Russell Martin looks like Turtle from Entourage.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Christ
The Dodgers are tapping into a keg of LAA pixie dust.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
WOOO UTLEY
That’s my boy.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I find it exceedingly ironic that Ronald Bellisario would pitch for the Dodgers.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Monty Python and the Holy Grail on IFC
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah... i dvr'd
;0
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 19, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
well too late to watch thatone but i recorded a later showing, thanks
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Every Monday night in high school, my brother and I order Little Caesar's
And watch Monday Night Raw
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Winstar eh?
Don’t. Go to Shreveport.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
What's wrong with Shreveport?
The Horseshoe is awesome.
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
I was saying don't go to Winstar. Go to Shreveport.
And yes, the Horseshoe is awesome and so is El Dorado.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Woops.
I read, “Don’t go to Shreveport” Mi faulta.
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
It's cool.
My ex gf’s dad was a Platinum player at El Dorado, so we went all the time. Free rooms and buffet everynight, not a bad weekend. First time we went, the first slot (that’s all she played) she pulled, 182 bucks. I was so pissed.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yeah, but no free booze like in shreveport.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Who am I kidding
They’re both ridiculously far, and by the time i get there I’ll be tired and or horny
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask your cocktail waitress out on a DD's date.
Problem solved.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
lol, misread.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
The worst thing about the Fair ending is that you can no longer ask chicks out on something that would be a 'cool' date
by oc on Oct 19, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's how I got my ex.
Our first date was the fair, nothing like the Texas Star to get the first kiss out of way…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Shreveport is far, Winstar isn't that bad.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I approve this message.
Winstar is boooring.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Went to DD's for lunch....
…peperoni rolls rule face
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
The website says
Arlington (Dallas/Fort Worth)
2500 NE Green Oaks Blvd. Suite 106, Arlington, TX 76006
The Village at Forest Hills
I need to make the trip this week.
Fuuuck.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Where did the Ho find this stuff at?
Holy cow, that movement is nasty.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Answer my own question
With all that money he made from the Rangers guess he found a pitching coach.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
The HO and others
I find it interesting that there are several “former Ranger players” that weren’t good enough or cost too much money that are playing in the playoffs on other teams.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Man
Dunno why you run Ethier there. Wonder if Manny missed a hit-and-run.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Pedro Feliz really sucks at hitting
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yes.
And all of my coworkers swear by it. I hate it, tastes like going to Kroger and getting submarine rolls.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yep, they suck. I ate there 2 times and haven't gone back.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
and alfalfa sprouts
wtf?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
they reak.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 19, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Good decision by Torre, letting Sherrill face Howard
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Holy fucking shit
101????
Gawddamn. Even Neftali Feliz is in awe.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Quit
fucking around Broxton.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
You know
The fact that Jimmy fucking Rollins has continued to hit leadoff for the Phillies all year despite posting a sub-300 OBP makes me think Charlie Manuel is a fucking moron.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Dodger Fail.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
HAHAHAHA
I think I may have some reverse jinx power.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Man, that really is huge
Hopefully makes up for the Philly bullpen melting down in game 2.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Baseball justice was served.
LA has been just trying to hang on for the entire series.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
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