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Drunks frustrated with Julio Borbon's closing speed.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Max needs more puns
buys them used at PUNcoland.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Why doesn't AJM include a link with the "new thread" post?
Toooo confusing.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Eh, he stopped doing that a couple months back
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Rangers' hitters can't catch up to Mark's Lowe fastballs.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Continuing the punniness from the last thread.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap!
A double for Andruw Jones.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Andruw Jones' double went on for smiles.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I thought I heard Josh say "Adam Morris catching".
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I mentioned that in the last thread too
I thought AJM was pulling double duty tonight.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
FIFY
One does the booty
One gets the duty.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG, Aardsma didn't win the M's closer job out of ST
He got it after we sodomized Brandon Morrow.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sounds like a terrible way to get a job.
You might be next in line!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Would definitely not be my reaction.
No thanks, I’ll just starve/freeze to death.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
OT:
I’ve always thought it was a poor choice of words when football announcer says that a running back was unmolested while going into the end zone.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
See also:
“fisted”
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
While we're talking about announcers...
I can’t stand the way people describe injuries now.
“Out with a knee”- WTF does that mean? He has a knee, so he can’t play?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Bill Simmons...
…has already beaten that bit to death.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 2, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He's the one that made me think about it.
And he’s absolutely right. It’s just laziness.
BTW, do you listen to his podcasts? I can’t get over how girly his voice sounds.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
For Elvis?
I like the cut of your jib.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
What's a jib?
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Jib
a triangular staysail set ahead of the foremast of a sailing boat
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Simpsons reference recognition fail.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Elvis...it's now or never
Get a hit, please!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
How does a walk work for you?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I do that during commercial breaks
“Party in the USA” y’all
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No i'd just say it in more of a manly way.
Like “I’m gonna go shuffle my feet and then get a bite to eat, ya heard?”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 2, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to make physical movements and gyrations in the direction of a female to entice her to have sexual relations with me.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who here has a met a woman who didn't like a guy who could dance?
by oc on Oct 2, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Or die trying.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You give me all that i want of your money babe but you never take me dancing
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Good job Elvis
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Awww, you wrote a poem?
Did you write it in your “Hello Kitty” memorybook?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 2, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'M SOOOOOO SORRY ORANGE!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see the Rally OC
BIMBF probably hasn’t seen it.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oh no
I don’t believe I have.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
x
and this little davis thing I posted like twice was from a photo she took i think so heres that.
the preceding post was a great success.
Nope
the CD photo is mine.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
ah, i knew it was someone on here heh
mystery solved, nice pic =p
the preceding post was a great success.
THis is super cute
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I found this one too.
Hopefully, this can carry on to the 9th inning..and the game will still be tied.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I like this, BTW
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Looks like it worked.
Now we need Frankie to mow ’em down in the 9th.
I like the one where he’s running the bases in his living room.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Shit
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Who is that?!?!?!?
Ew
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Srsly.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The woman John Edwards had an affair with
And who he had an aide pretend to have impregnated, but who he, in fact, impregnated.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 2, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
How did the aide part work?
Hey man… I knocked up a woman. I need you to take the fall on this.
Uhhh… ok.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Supposedly
The aide was sort of a real-life Smithers, and now that he’s been cast out in the cold, is threatening to go public with stuff, including a supposedly Rielle/Edwards sex tape.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 2, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Second. Worst. Sex. Tape. Of. All. Time.
First still goes to Tonya Harding and Jeff Gilooly (sp?).
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh man.
That may reset the rankings, you’re right.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't there a mini me sex tape?
I would imagine that has to be worst of all time.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ask and ye shall receive.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus MY, what are ya swinging at?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
WOOOOOO MY
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
woohoo!
If that’s Andruw running, there is no way in HELL
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Rally Hargitay!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Oct 2, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Aquaman56 like.
Aquaman56 like a lot.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It originally said THANKS
But our boys got a little randy with the dirt out there.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here
Hank is NOT my favorite, but I’m not going to discount the time he’s given this club.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Did somebody say Bela?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
6/10
I liked where you were headed here.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than Andruw
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Cito Gaston probably won't return to the Jays
Heh, if the Rangers do decide to not go forward with Ron, I think Cito would fit in great.
Hey Adam
How close are we to 1 million posts on LSB?
Josh thinks all of them are about the Rangers.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Nobody obsesses about the Rangers.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely no one.
Especially not people who make up drinking games to go along with the games.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Negative, ghost writer
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
or ghost rider...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 2, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's a better version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLco1WET9bk
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
For the record...
People make up drinking games to go along with presidential speeches… so I’m not sure that’s determinative.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Your Nobody Called Today
She hung up when I asked your name.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Ya know, in a tie game, one batter seems like a waste of O'Day
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
How many times has Marlon palyed RF this year?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
What just happened?
Why was Byrd halfway across the field?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Oh no, not a Sweeny
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That is one helluva bobblehead
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Nice job Ceej.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
In the sprit of the last inning
Rally SMG.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wow... Sarah Michelle Geller.
I feel like it’s the early 2000s all over again.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
She’s gotten a bit long it the tooth these days… but I saw one of the old Buffy reruns the other day and WHEEEW.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Reminds me of vintage Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I think this worked!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And that's why people undervalue Beltre.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
OT: One of my favorite songs from last weekend's festivities
Benjy Davis Project – Do It With the Lights On
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxxQ3IHYzY
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Chris Davis up around .240 for the year.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Uhhhh
Why isn’t Gentry running for Davis?
by Basehead on Oct 2, 2009 11:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I doubt even Gentry will score from first.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Now you pinch run for him, though.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 2, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Because then the game could be over right now and what fun is that.
the preceding post was a great success.
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And ask, and ye shall receive.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
and there you go
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Here he comes
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 2, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Why not pinch hit Pudge?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
nevermind.
Yay!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
We're screwed with Teagarden behind the plate, anyway.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
At the plate, not behind.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 3, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Not knowing who's on the bench,not knowing who's playing First Base..
Talk about not knowing what the fuck is going on.
Wish we had a PHer for Tea.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wash probably just tried to PH Jones.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 3, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Of course, aardsma vs teagarden... 2 outs... davis being one of the better hitters going..
You’ve got to make the move just in case teagarden actually makes contact but we will probably be wanting davis back in the game momentarily.
the preceding post was a great success.
yes!!!!!!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Ok Teagarden, I'm sorry.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Wooohoooo!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
WOOOOOOO TEA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
An inning
of unlikely heroes. Gotta love it.
by Basehead on Oct 3, 2009 12:02 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I like that phrase
I’m stealing it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
KGB chick, wouldja?
I say yes.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Hope Frankie is warming up in the bullpen
Don’t think he’s pitched since Sunday when McCarthy was the starter.
Oh wait….
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
A goal for the offseason!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Oct 3, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
that would be me.
Let’s kill the Messenger.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Job well done to Davis as well tonight.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
add more on baby!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
ELVIS!!!!!!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELVIS
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Elvis Andrus is unimpressed with the number of consecutive a's to begin your name.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
That's an awesome find
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
How many triples for Andrus this year?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
I heart rallies
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
We need closer Carlin
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sit down moore
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
BAM
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Bam
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 3, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Bigelow
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 3, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
give it another BAM
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
BALLGAME!!!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
2ND PLACE
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Frankie's painting tonight
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
WOOH
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
HELLO WIN COLUMN
Hello 2nd Place!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
WOOOOOOOOOOO
That was fun. We needed a game like this.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yeah I like Texas!
Ain’t it fine here?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
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