Steve Phillips has affair with ESPN employee who goes all Fatal Attraction on him

But whatever will I do without his insightful commentary?

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I know so much about Steve Phillips penis now.

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by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Hahaha...

What a jackass.

I especially loved this part : Phillips — who admitted having multiple affairs with women while working for the Mets — is now being sued for divorce by his 40-year-old wife, the mother of his four sons.

What a dick.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Oct 21, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not condoning his behavior, but it seems to me the real dick in this situation is the woman

Did you read the wife and son’s accounts?

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Oct 21, 2009 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Safe to say they're both worthless characters.

She sounds truly certifiable, but he confirmed he has absolutely no regard for anything but his own pleasure.

I’d be shocked if he returns to ESPN, especially because it was a relationship with another ESPN employee.

by 3hacks on Oct 21, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I assume he'll join the MLB Network...

…and do a show with Harold Reynolds.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey-oooooo!

by cmkelly29 on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heh

@jasoncollette So HR got to 2nd base and ESPN canned him while Phillips slides into home and only gets a week off? WTH?

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 21, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

queue the race card in 3...2...1

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Oct 21, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's racist

Sorry, it took me 7

by Mark from OC on Oct 21, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

gif?

please?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 21, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

by oc on Oct 21, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe it's because HR stole second

by Telegraph on Oct 21, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The shit writes itself…

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Oct 21, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

heh

rec

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 21, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It says '0'

by oc on Oct 21, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

What a show it would be...

I would love to see them pitch an internship program…

"You'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle." -Lester Bangs

by BAC on Oct 21, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is the exact reason all of my mistresses go 'missing' after I break it off

so much less hassle that way.

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by WhipSmart on Oct 21, 2009 9:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh Dear.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 21, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love how "goes all Fatal Attraction on him"

has become part of the vernacular. That is when you know your movie was a hit

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Oct 21, 2009 9:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

But., but, but...

She’s fat! At least throw your marriage and you career away over a HOT 22 year old!

Oh, and I don’t normally like the Deadspin commenters all that much, but they are killing it right now:

Can we somehow get Brooke Hundley to sleep with Joe Morgan, Tim McCarver, Chip Caray, Mike Milbury and Chris Berman? You’re doing the Lord’s work, honey

"You'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle." -Lester Bangs

by BAC on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

I think some guys just spend the majority of their life trying to land some strange

I know a couple guys like this and how the woman looks isn’t particularly high on the priority list. As long as they have a woman that isn’t hideous that is willing to give them the time of day, these dudes just can’t help themselves.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who is this?

And why are you stalking me?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 21, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe its just me,

but she slightly resembles Berman…

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why do you think Phillips liked her so much

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Oct 21, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Unless the rules have changed, you don't have to like somebody to bang 'em.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Because

She….could….go…..all….the…..way?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 21, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

what?

the deadspin commenters are the best part of the website, aside from drew

by studcrackers on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Geez

Guy gets sued for sexual harassment during his previous job and does it all over again? Sorry Steve – I completely underestimated your stupidity.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 21, 2009 10:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He does have history of bad trades...

by MikeEl on Oct 21, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Suppose they will go into arbitration?

Or maybe gree agency, now.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Oct 21, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe adam should offer his services?

by MikeEl on Oct 21, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve Phillips is supposed hosting a chat at espn.com at 1 p.m. Eastern

I’m thinking that’s going to be rescheduled.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No, they just move the chat over to LifetimeNetwork.com

by 3hacks on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cheaters

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by t ball on Oct 21, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Much better.

The Soulpatch himself could tape it here in Dallas.

by 3hacks on Oct 21, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Were Soulpatch and Victor Rojas separated at birth?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 21, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only possible answer

one of them was the result of an affair, hence the concept for Cheaters.

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by t ball on Oct 21, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Infidelity and divorce

are certainly bad things but this story made me strangely happy. I can’t stand Steve Phillips. He was a joke of a GM who goes to ESPN and is anointed as a baseball god. He is one of the main reasons that I can’t watch Baseball Tonight. He’s kinda the baseball equivalent of Sean Salisbury.

"Thank God for Feldman." - Ron Washington to Eric Nadel, August 2008

by kentbenfer on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

In more ways than one, obviously

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

dang.....well said.

Wash is an idiot!!

by bspate on Oct 21, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm over Steve Phillips

I used to be pretty pissed that he gave Kazmir to the Rays, but they have now given him to the Angels, and he succombed to the best team money can buy like everyone else.

All of my hatred is now reserved for the “have’s” of the baseball landscape because now that we epitomize the “have not’s” life isn’t fair and baseball is less fun. I have never been less excited about an offseason. Might as well not even pay attention until the January NRIs are signed.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Oct 21, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Our owner has chosen to be one of the "have nots."

We’re in the number 5 media market and an owner concerned with growing the product and winning should easily be able to afford a $ 100 million payroll.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good gawd

He did not trade Kazmir. and Kazmir blows now anyway.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 21, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

shit

I always forget that was Jim Duquette. It’s just so easy to lump that in with all of Phillips’ boneheaded moves.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Oct 21, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but that aside

i am curious to gauge the fanbase’s excitement level right now. we have so much young talent but we’re lacking the farm hype we had last year and the ugly ownership situation makes a big splash doubtful. It’s a very strange time for the team, but one gets a sense that it’s also a fork in the road of sorts. Either we’re able to build some momentum after a surprisingly successful season or we stall out and revisit the early 00’s again.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Oct 21, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We're lacking the farm hype

But I think that’s made up for knowing that we are starting the season with some of those top prospects ready to go out of ST.

Also, it looks like we’re going to be getting a new owner much sooner than expected which could add some excitement to this offseason.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Oct 21, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Agree, the ownership outlook has improved dramatically the last couple of weeks

And that is easily the best news we could have gotten this offseason.

Lets hope that comes to fruition. Then we sign Kikuchi, Schep amps up the healthy high heat, and Aroldis Chapman signs with the Royals, making Greinke available for a discount…

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Oct 21, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chapman to the Royals

that was a good laugh.

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by t ball on Oct 21, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Technically

Revisiting the early 00’s would require following more than one winning season. Stalling out at this juncture would be more like revisiting the mid 00’s.

Lots of examples of varied types of organizational failure to draw on as a Ranger fan, including several recent examples.

by mgb5 on Oct 21, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That letter from the mistress to his wife was crazy...

wow.

by cmkelly29 on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is that her in the picture?

woof.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

has me wondering what his wife looks like...

by MikeEl on Oct 21, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

at least he got out before...

she went Laurana Bobbitt on him and had to go sorting through some dumpster for his junk.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 21, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

the sons account has her AIM screenname in it

riotgirr4life

I added that bitch immediately. Shes been away for 16 hours. What must she be doing?

by UNTJosh on Oct 21, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The Riot Grrrl movement is whack. Really explains why boom went the dynamite.

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by shroomer on Oct 21, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know much about it

but I do like Sleater-Kinney. +1 for them so far

by UNTJosh on Oct 21, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

saw them open for Pearl Jam.

Didn’t pay attention.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 21, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're No Rock & Roll Fun

/see what I did there?

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by WhipSmart on Oct 21, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fail

by UNTJosh on Oct 21, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

x

Why does this remind me so much of the timeless “”http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/3/joe-buck-gets-drunk-in-vegas-declares.html" target="new">Joe Buck in Vegas declaring he had a vasectomy" story? (New window)

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by FuturePants on Oct 21, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha

LookoutLanding: In Steve Phillips’ defense, she was 22, or 65% of Mo Vaughn. Rather than criticize his poor judgment, we should be applauding his progress.

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Oct 21, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This seriously made my day

So many amazing jokes. Thank you Steve Phillips.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Oct 21, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

If I was going to step outside my marriage it wouldn’t be with an ugly broad like that. Elliot Spitzer could have taught Phillips a thing or two about the game when they were in New York together.

This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC

by nikpin on Oct 21, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

She ain't a lady if she ain't 280.

What goes up, must come down.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Oct 21, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

In the vernacular of the day, we called it "hoggin."

We’d ask the guilty party if they had “tons of fun.”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

slap a thigh and ride the wave home

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Oct 21, 2009 2:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

god bless you

by UNTJosh on Oct 21, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

As a firm believer in evolutionary practice in humans

I cant blame Steve… He is simply acting on thousands of years of evolutionary practice. Seeds must be planted for genes to be passed along…

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by PM Productions on Oct 21, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So deep, oh so deep

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Oct 21, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

That's

what she said.

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by t ball on Oct 21, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you been watching the Office?

No, you are one of those un-american weirdos who rarely watches TV.

It would be fun if we were neighbors:

Me: Hey I got the Wire season 5 on Blu-ray. Let’s dig in.
TB: The what?
Me: I also have a bottle of Bushmill’s.
TB: Let’s go to the garage.
Me: Word.
TB: What?
Me: Never mind.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heh

That conversation does indeed sound realistic. But why is your tv in the garage?

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by t ball on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got that idea from my Grandma's neighbor

My sister and I used to really crack up about it.

My Grandma’s neighbor across the street, for years and years, always was chillin in his garage w/ a dope 2nd hand plaid lazyboy, a microfridge, a ciggy, a cold beer, and his 27 inch TV propped up on one of the side walls. Usually his 6-9 year old son was there, shooting baskets and standing by when Pops needed a refill. Mind you this was EVERY night of the week almost.

I always thought it wasn’t such a bad setup. Clearly, it was b/c old boy was a frequent smoker. But my Grandma was always aghast at the prospect. “Whatever could be the problem?”

As a 20 year old kid, I understood with easy clarity. As a married fool of 8 years…well.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plaid lazyboy

wow.

I can still see my gramps sitting in his lazyboy with a fat cigar watching Columbo, McCloud, Emergency! Cold beer, cigars, and sugar cookies. And he seemed to have invented his own curse word – crimist. Wore his watch upside down (face inside his wrist) due to an accident in the 30’s that led to a metal plate in his elbow. I don’t think I ever visited my grandparents and saw him anywhere other than that chair.

Now my brother owns that house, and sits in an identical chair in the same spot playing computer games about 12 hours a day, smoking cigarettes. He has no kids, though, so I think the chain will end there.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Oct 22, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Neighbor of mine

Has an entire living room set up in their garage. It’s a little ridiculous actually.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Oct 22, 2009 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's actually pretty common in Hawaii

We used to always watch sunday football in somebody’s garage on the couch.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Oct 22, 2009 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tough to imagine in Texas.

unless you had AC in the Garage.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 22, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

They sit out there with the garage door open even if it’s 100 degrees or 30 degrees.

Strange people.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Oct 22, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I don't get that at all.

Only time I’ve spent in garages was working on cars, or occasionally someone will have a poker night in a garage to let folks smoke cigars.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 22, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve Phillips has lost me

he’s got some realllllllly bad taste

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Oct 21, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Guess, there are bunch of horny bastards working at ESPN who can’t control their wieners.

However, there are many, many, many other people employed at the WWL who have (allegedly) boned assistants, interns, on-air talent, executives, etc. However, it’s a little unclear as to what lines need to be crossed in order for them to be suspended.

So, Bristolites, strap in — it’s gonna be a long day.

Deadspin

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by coolaid on Oct 21, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Have you seen most of the people that work at ESPN?

If it wasn’t for that job, I don’t think they’d ever get any.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Oct 21, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whoa, that pic on the link

That chick is certifiably UGLY.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 21, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Given how little female on-air talent there is on ESPN

Feel free to speculate…

by cstorm15 on Oct 21, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You kiddin? Erin Andrews is in a sex scandal herself

by oc on Oct 21, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Through no fault of her own.

And I’m not quite sure you can call it a “sex scandal.”

by BrentTaylor21 on Oct 21, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ya know, if you're gonna have an affair with a nutjob who's gonna ruin your life, repuatation and possibly career

She should at least be hot enough to be worth it in some tiny, tiny way.

Epic standards fail, Steve Phillips.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm not sure he had much to work with

i bet most hot ESPN interns find their way in front of a camera quick

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Oct 21, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

My old roommate always said that if you are going to cheat, make sure you cheat with someone hotter than your wife/girlfriend. I haven’t seen Phillips wife, but I bet this is cheating down.

The Rangers have rolled up the welcome mat and bludgeoned the Angels with it. - Josh Lewin

by uthornfan on Oct 22, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hell hath no fury like deadspin scorned

Are they really pissed that ESPN wouldn’t confirm a gossip story? What exactly is ESPN supposed to do from now on, tell deadspin about every guy who bones someone not their husband/wife?

I’m not bringing this up to scold deadspin – more rumors for me – I just think it is funny that they are getting huffy for ESPN making a routine denial. Gotta love blogs – wouldn’t the world be awesome if the Washington Post just started printing rumors because Clinton lied to them about having an affair?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Oct 21, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs