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yay baseball!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah bitchez!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go.....baseball?

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

by ghtd36 on Oct 21, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's never any fun watching one of your favorite teams

have to walk the post-season plank but the Phillies are better plus they also have a greater chance to bring down the MF Yankees.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...I nearly had to punch a co-worker today who was

giving me crap about how great the Yankees are…he’s Dallas native who’s a Yankee’s fan (and a N.O. Saints fan). Just to show what a dolt he is, he said “hey, Steinbrenner’s nothing like Jerry Jones…Steinbrenner never got into the day to day operations of the team…” It was at that point I decided you cannot argue with mental defectives and left the conversation.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 21, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Padzilla tonight for LA, isn't it?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yip...

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 21, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see that one boo-bird is back

He needs to learn to pick his spots. It’s not as effective if you boo ALL THE TIME.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Dodgers!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Oct 21, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

homemade Chicken Enchiladas...

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 21, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're having junk food

because we’re adults.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Papa John's

I used to love that, but now I can’t stand it. No idea why.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Just… can’t stand it anymore.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two spicy sausages and grapes and ice cream bars.

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Oct 21, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That, or a dirty joke attempt

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caesar salad

Smashed taties, beef tips in bourbon sauce, Kings Hawaiian rolls.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darling sounds like the short BB columnist

The Boras newsfeed…who is that?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the one I had last night

ESPN, from one of the island countries…no commercials, just promos, and they played this wonderful island song on every commercial break. It was awesome.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

There’s a fascinating ongoing pissing match over at BTF, about Dave Cameron’s “what the M’s need to do in 2010” post at USSM…

He proposes dealing Jose Lopez, Mark Lowe, and Jason Vargas for John Danks, which results in the BTF community throwing poop at the idea that the ChiSox would consider that, which results in Cameron coming over and defending the idea, which results in a lengthy discussion about how close in value Danks and Lopez are (with Cameron asserting that they are pretty close, thus making Lopez/Lowe/Vargas a fair return in his mind).

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know why Vargas would have much value, and

Lowe and Lopez are solid pieces. No way thats enough for a 24 year old LHP with 2 really good seasons in the book.

by UNTJosh on Oct 21, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danks has only had one above-average season

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess the D did help him out a lot last year.

My bad. Make that 1 above average season, and I still don’t think I’d do it.

by UNTJosh on Oct 21, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I forgot to add I do still agree, I wouldn’t trade Danks for a good setup guy, a second baseman who can’t walk and hasn’t hit for any power outside this year, and Jason Vargas.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Padilla.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOO WERTH

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And I was dissed for liking him last season...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The funk song in the back is a good song, but not for home-run purposes

The bell-ringing is poignant and fitting, but it needs a better soundtrack to underscore it

by oc on Oct 21, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Oakland, they play George Clinton when someone hits a home-run

by oc on Oct 21, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His new(ish) album is great

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, wow

might be a crazy one tonight.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ben just told me...

…brooke hundley isnt bad looking

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, whoever she is (I have no idea)

If you think she is bad looking then she must be one of the hottest women in the world.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by DaheelzCM on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's Steve Phillip's crazy mistress.

Pic here.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok..

She’s fuggly.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by DaheelzCM on Oct 21, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'm assuming

she’s really, really good at something. Maybe her blowjobs have been proven to cure cancer or something.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Oct 21, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the Phillips chick?

If so, then I strongly disagree.

by John Fountain on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 21, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect timing for the baloon commercial, ESPN...not.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA!!!

Those Dodgers are Awesome!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOAH!

Pedro Feliz made contact with something!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Slow thread.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's kind of pretentious

to me. Just tries too hard.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Oct 21, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad Padilla showed up tonight for the Dodgers

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOO IBANEZ

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, my Dodgers

If only I had cross-tabulated the BP odds with Vegas, I may have something to gloat about now. Of course, if that stupid sonofabitch Torre didn’t start Padilla the Dumbass in the most important game of the year…

Oh, and Ethier is a lock for the HOF. If only Jon Boy had traded for him when he had the chance.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Ya know who was worth a full win more than Ethier this season? Nelson Cruz.

Reason being is that Ethier is a really shitty RF (-6.8 UZR/150 career and -13 UZR this season. Ewwwww.)

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have another drink, Rodney.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go smoke another bowl, kid.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Dodger pitchers are beating themselves right now, Buck.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone see that the SEC suspended one of their officiating crews

for shitty calls in big games? Too bad the MLB doesn’t have the same policy…

by MikeEl on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hitting two batters in a row is pitching tentatively?

Quit while you’re ahead, Buck.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Tommy Lasorda is hoping anything right now.

He’s conked. And probably only semi-aware of his surroundings even if he wasn’t.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

These stupid announcers laid down a nice TAG/Lewin-esque jinx on Hamels to start the inning

Babbling about how the 27-minute inning wasn’t going to affect him.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ethier up with two on, one out.

Down 6-3 in the 5th, Dodgers need to finally cash in here or go home.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pop quiz

How did the Dodgers get Ethier?

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A's trade

Can’t remember for who, I just remember the FJM article ripping Plaschke that talked about it.

by John Fountain on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was Bradley.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milton Bradley, 2005.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a single, Manny.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

The Phils need to score some more runs though. 4 innings is probably waaaay too long to ask their bullpen to hold a 3-run lead.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If only Nolan was ridin' herd over this spare collection of pitchers...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The

passive-aggressive little pussy in you just can’t quit.

Give it up, Rodney.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy

That looked like strike 3.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And it fact it was.

Beauty of a curve, might’ve fooled the ump too.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

loves me some clayton kershaw

lets go kershaw…strike his ass out

he went to my high school highland park. I got to cheer for Kershaw

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Kershaw the only MLB

player to come out of HP?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to B-R...

…he’s the only player drafted out of Highland Park HS.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how in the hell can you forget

about Chris Young?

oh and btw… did u know the 1950s bombshell Jayne Mansfield went to HP :)

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jayne Mansfield

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariska Hargitay

I just found out recently that she is Jayne Mansfield’s daughter. They have to be in the running for hottest mother/daughter combo in history.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by DaheelzCM on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did I forget about CYoung?

Didn’t know about Jayne Mansfield & her rack.

Dodgers are done. They were lucky to last 5 games.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 21, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep.. that sexy ass bitch

attended highland park highschool

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also...

Morgan Fairchild, Aaron Spelling, Bobby Layne, Kyle Rote Jr., and John Hinckley Jr.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i forgot about bobby layne

and morgan fairchild and Kyle Rote Jr.

yeah Aaron Spelling I knew that and of course didn’t want to remember John Hinckley Jr.

damn we forgot Matthew Stafford

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my dad's biz partner's wife is related to JH,Jr

True story.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The curveball has been working for him all inning long, fucktard.

God I hate listening to Buck Martinez.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blame in on the Shane!

(Victorino)

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOO VICTORINO

Shit, that was crushed.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Werth is pretty fucking good.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Saw this over at The Good Phight, in honor of Chip Caray:

I’m tabbing this for use next season when Buzz does the radio broadcasts.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's looking more like a east coast WS

Phillies and Yankees

i’m hoping the angels win tomorrow

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, time to take Ho out.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's over

phillies going to the world series

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still don't understand how Charlie Manuel lets Jimmy Rollins hit leadoff if he's such a great manager.

At least he seems to know when to give his pitchers the hook though.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oops... bases loaded

yikes

2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?

by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In other news, Ryan Madson his having a pretty bad postseason.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh hell dodgers

trying to come back…

still no outs

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1 out bases still loaded

9-4 phillies

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

struck his ass out

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's more like it

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

madson???

is he good? he looks pretty good

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

madson 98 mph

on that one

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like madson is 95-98

on his fastball so far

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was strike three you cocksucker

This umpire has been terrible for both sides tonight.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So does JMJ get a ring?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If they go all the way, yeah

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they dont get a ring for winnin' the pennant? Just $$?

Point was, is he eligible for any post season perks, which I now guess he is.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the ho might get a ring

haha…

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you chan ho park

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

forgot about him, which I try hard to do.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wheeeeew

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can we get a nlcs bench clearing brawl

before it’s all over

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

I was reading the post-game-post over at HH, the one Rev blamed all on the umps.

After about 650 posts Rev said that he posted it only to “bait trolls”

I think he was trying to save face due to his bunk ass post.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 21, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IIRC, that was what he said after his line about MLB trying to help the Rangers win to tap into the dallas media market

Seems like the Angels, or their fans at least, are always trying to get that “underdog” status they had in 2002 back.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

game over

phillies going to the world series

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not a HR??

Wash is an idiot!!

by bspate on Oct 21, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Russel Martin sucks

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Very fine pitching"

Bwahahahaha. Has Ron Darling even been paying attention when Brad Lidge pitches?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Los Doyers don't have Pujols...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a lot of saves...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Ruiz = beast

shaking twice to a 2 strike slider, genius

by rhp on Oct 21, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And that's it

WOOOOO PHILS!

Unfortunately, you’re now doomed to lose the World Series, because the team I’ve been pulling for hasn’t won since 2005.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When this moment finally happens at 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, Tx

it’s going to be the best day of my life (yes on top of when I get married and have a kid)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 21, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shamone.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other news, I'd just like to mention that the fact that Vicente Padilla is the losing pitcher tonight is really fucking sweet.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 21, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And he got shelled....

even better.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll be drinking tonight

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 21, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now they wait a week

even if the Yankees win tonight. The WS doesn’t start for 6 days…RETARDED!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 8:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 22, 2009 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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