NLCS Game 5 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 6:00 PM CDT
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yay baseball!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hell yeah bitchez!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Go.....baseball?
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
It's never any fun watching one of your favorite teams
have to walk the post-season plank but the Phillies are better plus they also have a greater chance to bring down the MF Yankees.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Wow...I nearly had to punch a co-worker today who was
giving me crap about how great the Yankees are…he’s Dallas native who’s a Yankee’s fan (and a N.O. Saints fan). Just to show what a dolt he is, he said “hey, Steinbrenner’s nothing like Jerry Jones…Steinbrenner never got into the day to day operations of the team…” It was at that point I decided you cannot argue with mental defectives and left the conversation.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 21, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Padzilla tonight for LA, isn't it?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yip...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 21, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I see that one boo-bird is back
He needs to learn to pick his spots. It’s not as effective if you boo ALL THE TIME.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Go Dodgers!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
homemade Chicken Enchiladas...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 21, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
we're having junk food
because we’re adults.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
On the plate in front of me I have a slice of Papa John's cheese, a McChicken sandwich and a small order of french fries
by oc on Oct 21, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Papa John's
I used to love that, but now I can’t stand it. No idea why.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Nope
Just… can’t stand it anymore.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Two spicy sausages and grapes and ice cream bars.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
That, or a dirty joke attempt
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Caesar salad
Smashed taties, beef tips in bourbon sauce, Kings Hawaiian rolls.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ron Darling gets points for mentioning that Chase Utley is being deliberate in between pitches in this at-bat
Trying to slow Padilla down
Very good observation by a color guy
Darling sounds like the short BB columnist
The Boras newsfeed…who is that?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I liked the one I had last night
ESPN, from one of the island countries…no commercials, just promos, and they played this wonderful island song on every commercial break. It was awesome.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
So
There’s a fascinating ongoing pissing match over at BTF, about Dave Cameron’s “what the M’s need to do in 2010” post at USSM…
He proposes dealing Jose Lopez, Mark Lowe, and Jason Vargas for John Danks, which results in the BTF community throwing poop at the idea that the ChiSox would consider that, which results in Cameron coming over and defending the idea, which results in a lengthy discussion about how close in value Danks and Lopez are (with Cameron asserting that they are pretty close, thus making Lopez/Lowe/Vargas a fair return in his mind).
I don't know why Vargas would have much value, and
Lowe and Lopez are solid pieces. No way thats enough for a 24 year old LHP with 2 really good seasons in the book.
Danks has only had one above-average season
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I guess the D did help him out a lot last year.
My bad. Make that 1 above average season, and I still don’t think I’d do it.
Yeah
I forgot to add I do still agree, I wouldn’t trade Danks for a good setup guy, a second baseman who can’t walk and hasn’t hit for any power outside this year, and Jason Vargas.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oh, Padilla.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
WOOO WERTH
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And I was dissed for liking him last season...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The funk song in the back is a good song, but not for home-run purposes
The bell-ringing is poignant and fitting, but it needs a better soundtrack to underscore it
by oc on Oct 21, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
In Oakland, they play George Clinton when someone hits a home-run
by oc on Oct 21, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
His new(ish) album is great
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
uh, wow
might be a crazy one tonight.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Well, whoever she is (I have no idea)
If you think she is bad looking then she must be one of the hottest women in the world.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Oct 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
She's Steve Phillip's crazy mistress.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ok..
She’s fuggly.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Oct 21, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, I'm assuming
she’s really, really good at something. Maybe her blowjobs have been proven to cure cancer or something.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Is that the Phillips chick?
If so, then I strongly disagree.
by John Fountain on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Perfect timing for the baloon commercial, ESPN...not.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
HAHA!!!
Those Dodgers are Awesome!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
WHOAH!
Pedro Feliz made contact with something!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Slow thread.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Bad Padilla showed up tonight for the Dodgers
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
WOOO IBANEZ
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oh, my Dodgers
If only I had cross-tabulated the BP odds with Vegas, I may have something to gloat about now. Of course, if that stupid sonofabitch Torre didn’t start Padilla the Dumbass in the most important game of the year…
Oh, and Ethier is a lock for the HOF. If only Jon Boy had traded for him when he had the chance.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Heh
Ya know who was worth a full win more than Ethier this season? Nelson Cruz.
Reason being is that Ethier is a really shitty RF (-6.8 UZR/150 career and -13 UZR this season. Ewwwww.)
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Have another drink, Rodney.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I've tried so hard to picture what you look like in my head
by oc on Oct 21, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Go smoke another bowl, kid.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Well its looking like we're not going to
get to see Padilla pegging Tex in the WS…
The Dodger pitchers are beating themselves right now, Buck.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Did anyone see that the SEC suspended one of their officiating crews
for shitty calls in big games? Too bad the MLB doesn’t have the same policy…
Hitting two batters in a row is pitching tentatively?
Quit while you’re ahead, Buck.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I don't think Tommy Lasorda is hoping anything right now.
He’s conked. And probably only semi-aware of his surroundings even if he wasn’t.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
These stupid announcers laid down a nice TAG/Lewin-esque jinx on Hamels to start the inning
Babbling about how the 27-minute inning wasn’t going to affect him.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ethier up with two on, one out.
Down 6-3 in the 5th, Dodgers need to finally cash in here or go home.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Pop quiz
How did the Dodgers get Ethier?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
A's trade
Can’t remember for who, I just remember the FJM article ripping Plaschke that talked about it.
by John Fountain on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It was Bradley.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Milton Bradley, 2005.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I'll take a single, Manny.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Nice.
The Phils need to score some more runs though. 4 innings is probably waaaay too long to ask their bullpen to hold a 3-run lead.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
If only Nolan was ridin' herd over this spare collection of pitchers...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The
passive-aggressive little pussy in you just can’t quit.
Give it up, Rodney.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Boy
That looked like strike 3.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And it fact it was.
Beauty of a curve, might’ve fooled the ump too.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
loves me some clayton kershaw
lets go kershaw…strike his ass out
he went to my high school highland park. I got to cheer for Kershaw
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
Is Kershaw the only MLB
player to come out of HP?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
According to B-R...
…he’s the only player drafted out of Highland Park HS.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
how in the hell can you forget
about Chris Young?
oh and btw… did u know the 1950s bombshell Jayne Mansfield went to HP :)
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Jayne Mansfield
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Mariska Hargitay
I just found out recently that she is Jayne Mansfield’s daughter. They have to be in the running for hottest mother/daughter combo in history.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Oct 21, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
How did I forget about CYoung?
Didn’t know about Jayne Mansfield & her rack.
Dodgers are done. They were lucky to last 5 games.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
yep.. that sexy ass bitch
attended highland park highschool
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Also...
Morgan Fairchild, Aaron Spelling, Bobby Layne, Kyle Rote Jr., and John Hinckley Jr.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 21, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i forgot about bobby layne
and morgan fairchild and Kyle Rote Jr.
yeah Aaron Spelling I knew that and of course didn’t want to remember John Hinckley Jr.
damn we forgot Matthew Stafford
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
my dad's biz partner's wife is related to JH,Jr
True story.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The curveball has been working for him all inning long, fucktard.
God I hate listening to Buck Martinez.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Blame in on the Shane!
(Victorino)
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
WOOOOOOOOOOO VICTORINO
Shit, that was crushed.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Jason Werth is pretty fucking good.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Haha
Saw this over at The Good Phight, in honor of Chip Caray:
I’m tabbing this for use next season when Buzz does the radio broadcasts.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
it's looking more like a east coast WS
Phillies and Yankees
i’m hoping the angels win tomorrow
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Okay, time to take Ho out.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Thank you.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
it's over
phillies going to the world series
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I still don't understand how Charlie Manuel lets Jimmy Rollins hit leadoff if he's such a great manager.
At least he seems to know when to give his pitchers the hook though.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
In other news, Ryan Madson his having a pretty bad postseason.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That's more like it
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That was strike three you cocksucker
This umpire has been terrible for both sides tonight.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
So does JMJ get a ring?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 21, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
If they go all the way, yeah
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
they dont get a ring for winnin' the pennant? Just $$?
Point was, is he eligible for any post season perks, which I now guess he is.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
the ho might get a ring
haha…
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck you chan ho park
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
forgot about him, which I try hard to do.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 21, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Wheeeeew
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
So...
I was reading the post-game-post over at HH, the one Rev blamed all on the umps.
After about 650 posts Rev said that he posted it only to “bait trolls”
I think he was trying to save face due to his bunk ass post.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 21, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
IIRC, that was what he said after his line about MLB trying to help the Rangers win to tap into the dallas media market
Seems like the Angels, or their fans at least, are always trying to get that “underdog” status they had in 2002 back.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Russel Martin sucks
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
"Very fine pitching"
Bwahahahaha. Has Ron Darling even been paying attention when Brad Lidge pitches?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Too bad Los Doyers don't have Pujols...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
He has a lot of saves...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 21, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Carlos Ruiz = beast
shaking twice to a 2 strike slider, genius
And that's it
WOOOOO PHILS!
Unfortunately, you’re now doomed to lose the World Series, because the team I’ve been pulling for hasn’t won since 2005.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
When this moment finally happens at 1000 Ballpark Way, Arlington, Tx
it’s going to be the best day of my life (yes on top of when I get married and have a kid)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
shamone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
In other news, I'd just like to mention that the fact that Vicente Padilla is the losing pitcher tonight is really fucking sweet.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And he got shelled....
even better.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm actually looking forward to this world series quite a bit.
the preceding post was a great success.
now they wait a week
even if the Yankees win tonight. The WS doesn’t start for 6 days…RETARDED!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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