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ALCS Game 5 Game Day Thread

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Let's do this

I expect this game to be annoying as all hell.

However, I expect the pre- and post- game coverage of the WS to be immensely entertaining now that they’ve hired Ozzie Guillen. Think there’ll be a tape delay there?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, didnt hear they got guillen. might have to actually watch

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by 34express on Oct 22, 2009 6:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Over / Under on hearing the phrase "Big Strong Texan?"

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 22, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ew

I’m about to eat dinner – I didn’t really need that closeup of Lackey.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Burnett looks to have meth-mouth.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 22, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Which would be?

The white color of his lips?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

This

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 22, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 22, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

18M/yr. That seems a little high Vlad has been injury prone and has not produced at the levels of previous seasons the last few years.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vlad would be lucky to get much more than half that.

He’s getting old, production is dropping, and he’s been injury prone the last several years.

by MikeEl on Oct 22, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way

He’s coming off a 794 OPS, will be 35 next year, and is largely limited to DH.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 22, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

35 next year

Haven’t there been some questions about how old he really is? I think I remember him slipping up in an interview and giving his birthdate as a couple years older than what the Angels media guide had listed.

The dude looks and moves like he’s 40, and that violent swing of his just doesn’t seem like it will work with the body he has now. I don’t expect any bounceback from him at all, my bet is that he’s basically done.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll get half that, at most

I’d guess 2/18.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

avg obp and slg

have all be in consistent decline each year since 2007. Before last year you could have said he hit better than 300 every year. Last year’s slg of .460 was also the lowest of his career.

by MikeEl on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

..which he signed after a great year im sure

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the record I think vlad will be a quality DH for whoever next year

some people seem really down on him.

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a rocket, by Vlad.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man I hate the Angels.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i love it

i dont care if it’s the angels, i just want the yankees to suffer

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm saying go Angels for this game

I want these teams to just wear each other out to help the Phillies out any way possible. 7 games with plenty of extra innings. Maybe some non-career ending injuries.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude what just happened?

I turned on the TV to 0-0, opened my mail and now it’s 0-4!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And I like seeing Burnett going down in flames

So, you think you can just buy championships, do you?

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Even if they do lose this game they sitll have an overwhelming chance of going to the WS

and a probably greater than 50% chance to win it once they get there.

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I'm hoping for a long, drawn out series

Give the phillies the best chance possible.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So.. Lackey, Abre, Vlad and Figgins all possible FAs.

Am I missing anyone?

Maybe they will actually struggle one of these years.

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they won't re-sign Lackey or Figgins

The Angels seem pretty good at letting their older players go just before they begin to decline, (Percival, Glaus, Anderson). With Figgins, they also have Brandon Woods waiting in the wings to replace him.

by MikeEl on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way they let Brandon Wood play

They hate him for some reason.

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So MLB, needing something to fill the time between now and next week, will undoubtedly let this one go to a Game 6

And possibly even a Game 7.

Let the Yankees win it in New York with their fans. Of course

by oc on Oct 22, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I disagree

they need the Yankees in the World Series, it’s just to big a risk to let it go 6

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what does a guy gotta do

to get invited?

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 22, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ft Worth

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 22, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll bring the Salt & Vinegar chips.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 22, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said salt and vinegar not vinegar and water

Apologies to all the ladies.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch.

And I was about to volunteer.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

both.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 22, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Strasburg rocked in AFL today

2.2 IP, 7 H, 8 R, 7 ER, 1 BB, 4 K

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's not college any more

people can hit the fastball, and won’t chase his junk way outside.

he’s still going to be good, and this will be good for him. professional hitters are much MUCH different that College kids who wail at his sliders a foot off the plate.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but look at that k/9!

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of which

Percentage of batters struck out should be used more.

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would make sense for a new category

but K/9 is still a good scale for a pitcher. That’s why baseball has so many categorical stats—so you can quantify a performance properly. Gotta love sabremetrics. K/9 is a small part of the picture.

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by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True of course

I’ve just noticed people not having it in proper perspective at times.

Like when Feliz had the insane whip before he struggled a bit, his k/9 wasn’t that far apart from other good relievers, but he had faced significantly fewer batters to get them.

Just a thought.

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so how about that

another missed call by the Umps…

Damon…clearly was safe at first

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

link

story on Yahoo! about switching up the umpires for the WS because the umps suck.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Joe West is a good choice. I don’t remember any glaring mistakes he’s made lately…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danny Gutierrez
Hanging out in the locker room about to drop a duece after 23 amazing flavors of protein.

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by oc on Oct 22, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao

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by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Oct 23, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lackey's pumped up face cracks me up...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There's a huge announcement about LSB coming tomorrow

It is at 10:30 a.m.

Already pre-scheduled and loaded into the post-queue.

You have been warned.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 22, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josey is now a mod?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take a guess:

Have we had 8,000 posts in 48 hours?

by oc on Oct 22, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think so

i’ve thrown some numbers together

 from Sept 24th to October 20th, roughly a 29 day period, LSB averaged ~.34 comments a minute.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically

If the rate over the last month holds, it should take about 2 more weeks.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or some restructuring of management. AJM takes JD’s job

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by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a tease?

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by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You, Rev, and Jeff are doing a cage match?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Oct 22, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dshep drew something....

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

=*(

.

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by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry dshep....your drawings are awesome.

I just tried to be funny.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This better not suck

I hate change so much.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It better be something cool.

Like we are now the Official Blog of the Texas Rangers and everyone gets free tickets!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling we're not gonna like this.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who? I'm just listening on the radio

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did he do?

When I turned to the game, he was already standing there wet with a “everybody check out how awesome I am” pose

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Oct 22, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhhhhh, streaker

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is stupid

I want to see it. I am the viewer. I want to know what’s going on. It’s my right to know

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"This is mine, coach"

It’s about to be your no decision when the Yanks hit a grand slammer right here

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by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

close.

I thought it was toast when he hit it.

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by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Just as well. How you like that Scosh?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Yankees???

What are you, an American League umpire?

I just got here but I still hate the Yankees

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

unbelievable....

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 22, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really

One call can make the difference in the game. Good call or not, it can make the difference.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's all I could think to say because I changed the channel

to watch Stormchasers….I change it back and the Yankees tied the game

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Yankees and Phillies huh? Damn.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To rebuy it next year?

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by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to watch it

but I probably will because I’ll be desperate to watch some baseball.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go watch some little league baseball

I would rather watch that with neighbors who have kids than watch the East Coast series.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call.

I’m going to look into that.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have to go with softball

Because the neighbor’s girls play that. Too bad the non-affiliated minor league teams / independent leagues don’t play in the regular baseball offseason. There would be some money there from those of us who have to have our baseball fix.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless you don't know anyone with kids

then it’s just creepy, you watching a bunch of kids you don’t know…

by MikeEl on Oct 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

Make friends with people with kids

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't bear to watch it...

can’t stand to watch it…

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 22, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

It’s the last baseball we’ll see till March.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Better than streaming fucking poker games.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

take that angels.

by bruce182 on Oct 22, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now

that’s a meltdown if I’ve ever seen one

TAG doesn't give a shit about you

by stammer on Oct 22, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So was that the right call pulling Lackey?

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by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In hindsight obviously not

But no way the Angels manager could see in the future

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just getting in

What’s going on?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HUGE Scioscia fail

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF did he leave Burnett out there????

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Boost mobile just took the lead in the “stupidest commercial on TV” runnings.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You hardly find quality like this anymore

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I squashed a mosquito last night, too

But I never saw that commercial before.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhh

Wow. That was bad.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I changed the channel for one inning

WTF happened

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by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what?

did an umpire miss another call?

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by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww crap

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by RachelB on Oct 22, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 22, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I swear, everytime Guerrero is at the plate, McCarver repeats the phrase "notorious bad ball hitter"

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Broadcasters like him are so cliche-ridden

that they think the players really do ‘take it one game at a time.’ and ‘the good lord willing, things will work out.’

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by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two baseball groups that need to be taken out to the back 40 and put down (and replaced by younger, more intellegent stock)

Managers and color broadcasters.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got elvis eyes

Been conditioned to assume that was a routine groundout. Jeter barely snailed into the screen as the ball rolled past second.

by bigskinny on Oct 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yup.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That gave me MY 2008 deja-vu

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Girardi

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If they lose it it's him

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Him and Jeter's lack of range

Heh.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tie game

i hate the Angels

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate the dumbass Girardi

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the room evens out

Because I hate the Yankees. Although I know most people here love them when they are playing the Angels.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i REALLY hate the Angles

I don’t see how it can be a contest. As a Ranger fan, I cannot find myself to ever root for a division rival that is filled with such doucheness its beyond me

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i still vividly remember the playoff series'

id root for the Angels any day of the week

by UNTJosh on Oct 22, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I remember those

our bullpen sucked one year, then our starters sucked. that was frustrating, but I don’t hate the Yankees because of that. I would hate the Yankees because they buy whoever they want and hike the price up on most other FAs as well, much like what idiot Hicks did with Arod and jacked up salaries because he gave in to Boras.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Yankees = #1 evil
Seattle = #2 evil
California/Oakland are distant #3s.

All because I grew up rooting for the Rangers starting around ’92.

by Trickman on Oct 22, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know

If the Yankees had been winning World Serieses recently, I might feel differently.

But they haven’t won it all in a long time…Anaheim has won more recently.

And I’d like to see ARod on a WS championship team.

So I’d rather see New York win than Anaheim.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 22, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only way I want to see ARod on a WS championship team

Is if the Yankees trade him to the Rangers.

Oh, wait.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't be heartbroken if they make the Series.

I just don’t want Teixeira or Arod to win one. It’s petty, but I don’t care.

by UNTJosh on Oct 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not Teixeira?

Aren’t the Rangers a lot better off because they traded him?

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 22, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a smug asshole.

Nothing more or less. I realize that doesn’t make him any different than 90% of professional athletes, but thats my reasoning.

by UNTJosh on Oct 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So basically

a lot like Kinsler.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually Teix isn't as bad

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Oct 23, 2009 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As DShep said the other night

Pretty much all baseball fans are conditioned to hate the Yanks, but as a Ranger fan I personally dislike the Angels.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In all other pro sports there isn't a team I hate

But in baseball, I am a Rangers fan first, and hate the Yankees second.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well said...

Kudos!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 22, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dangit.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Damn Yankees.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well this just got interesting...

and a girl I am “talking” to is a huge Yankee fan. Is that a big enough to flaw to overlook?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As long as your kids aren't Yankees fans then it's ok

You just have to start from birth telling them about the evils of the Yankees.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

Done deal.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This
@keithlaw If you’re generous, Burnett was, what, the fourth best option to start the inning for the Yankees?

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 22, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BAM

lol.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Girardi.

pwned.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One would think that watching this...

…would make people realize that the difference between Wash and the “great” managers isn’t all that great.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think myself all managers suck

Just by varying degrees.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jetes.

Take a seats. ( I Rhymed.)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tex pulls an Ian Kinsler

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fast Freddy Guzman?

I’ll be damned.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Just saw this posted on anther board for an proof Arod is gay type thing

by Sharky on Oct 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I believetThe one that was posted here a couple days ago was better quality.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

watching Jeter's reaction to that is priceless

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Oct 23, 2009 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Earn your keep Swisher.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok so while I'm here, lets talk baseball

If the Yankees win, they so bought the pennant, nah mean?

Dont liberal sabremetrican nutbags actually argue the rich teams cant buy pennants in baseball? Yeah, they’re factually insane, unless you categorically state good players dont matter..which might be true in football lol, but not baseball.

But yeah, part of me still expects the Yanks to choke somewhere yet, nah mean? Just half expecting it.

I’m not as anti-Yank as in years past though. I like Tex, and even Arod, I’m almost rooting for.

by Sharky on Oct 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

walk in the tying run!

I dare you!!!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankees lose! Yankees lose!

I hope everyone knows that I hate the Yankees

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

drop it drop it drop it

damn.

oh well they will still win and now there isn’t as much of a layoff between series.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

“That wasn’t a walk, let’s be honest” Lackey.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 22, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lackey

“That wasn’t a walk. Let’s be honest.”

He has a point, another reason to hate the Yankees is that they get all the calls by the umps. Especially against the Rangers.

by Mark from OC on Oct 22, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

it’s always sunny

tonights episode used the phrase “to have a catch”

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJ MBENGA BLOCK PARTY!

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 22, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I think our friendship will be a homerun"

…and fuck the phanatic

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Oct 23, 2009 3:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tonights episode was hilarious

greenman fighting the phanatic = awesome

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 23, 2009 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

phrenetic!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 23, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit...

There goes another xbox360.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Final OT post of the night

watched 4 seasons of curb your enthusiasm this week.

i approve.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Oct 22, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So that link I gave you worked, huh?

Cool.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Oct 23, 2009 5:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs


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