Friday afternoon video
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 23, 2009 2:30 PM CDT
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So LSB took her place on Twitter?
interesting
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca
by bioaggie on Oct 23, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Miley is obviously
way ahead of Adam.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 23, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sent
you an email seeing if you still needed more spots filled for your fantasy basketball league
by icouldusesomebaseball on Oct 23, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Adam...
How’re those pimples you were dealing with?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Oct 23, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm...
No.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 23, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Hardline decided to play this the other day
And I couldn’t help but be reminded of that Butthole Surfer’s album cover with the pencil in the ear.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Oct 23, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jail bait cocktease
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Oct 23, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
She still jailbait?
Damn
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Oct 23, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For reals Yo!
Isn’t 16 the age of consent in Texas?
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by Parman on Oct 23, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a relief
I thought I was going to have to get a new baby-sitter
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Oct 23, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she turns 17 a month from today.
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Oct 23, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take her to Hawaii or South Carolina and a few other states..
and you’re fine :)
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Oct 23, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Illegal to take a minor across state lines
…for the purpose of having sex.
by Black Francis on Oct 23, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about if you meet them there?
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Oct 24, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did Parboy
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by Parman on Oct 23, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict AJM will do the same type of video...
I’ll give it about a year.
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Oct 23, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did she say she was Dane Cook's squeeze?
Maybe I’m hearing that wrong. It’s around 1:17. If so, uh, WOW!
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by Parman on Oct 23, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think that 'she'll miss dane cook's tweets'
but i could be wrong too
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 23, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
twitter and miley
in one day.
i’m ready for pitchers and catchers to report
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 23, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I guess Adam's trying to appeal to a younger audience.
I can’t even imagine what will come next…
by MikeEl on Oct 23, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it does appear to have the side effect of no Josey
Unless he got banned and I missed it…
by MikeEl on Oct 23, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boooo
Rodney posted this in a fanshot less than two weeks ago.
Also booooo for putting Miley on the front page.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 23, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good-bye lonestarball
Yeah I know that lonestarball is the place for rangers news
But see i’m hurt from the big emotional bruise
You say one thing and people twist it into a pile of poop
There are a few good people, but for the most part its one assholey group
Now I know nobody cares if I leave or not
People might say I’m like a blood clot
My jokes hurt a little, but not enough to care
But if I tell a whole story there is a need for a collective prayer
Yeah I’ll miss lonestarjon and his constant negativity
And the constant jokes about Jim Knox’s sexual activity
And I might even miss brett and brian
Okay no I won’t I was just lying
But I’ve got to say that this will be hard
I will miss being compared to a retard
Which I think is quite offensive
But I guess good insults are too expensive
The hardest part of all will be not commenting in the gameday threads
But this is an addiction i’ve got to stop, like josey’s herpes it spreads.
Now of course i’m not really leaving
I’m sorry if you started believing
Don’t get your hopes up I’m sorry to say
Iorange555 is here to stay.
peace.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 23, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
well done
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 24, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 way to go pookie!
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Oct 24, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miley Cyrus
If only Bill Hicks had lived long enough to do “Let’s Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus,” we could have all been spared…
"I cannot believe how fucking off base I was about Tiny E before this season. The Kid is great and is going to become a star."
- Wails
by RCCook on Oct 23, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It saddens me...
to think of how many of the great comedians that I grew up listening to that are now gone. Carlin, Pryor, Hicks, Kinison, Dangerfield, Hedberg, et al.
There are still a lot of great ones out there, but that is a shitload of talent lost.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 23, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch Hedberg was one of my absolute favorites
Rice is great if you want to ever eat a thousand of something.
I don’t have a girlfriend. I just know a girl that gets really upset when I say that.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 24, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Escalator has temporarily become stairs, sorry for the convenience
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Oct 24, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a pretty terrible
“song” and an even worse video. Bah, humbug.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 24, 2009 2:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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