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Go Yankees!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck the yankees
go angels
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fast
@jperrotto RT @elliottbaseball: Jays hire Mel Didier, former scout, development with the Rangers, Orioles, Dodgers, Dbacks, Expos, etc. #Jays
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Yankees...
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO YOU
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the Angels
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any WS involving the
New York Yankees is a loss for baseball fans everywhere other then for Yankee fans.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
I want A-Rod to win one but it sucks that Tex has to win it too.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why a loss for baseball fans everywhere?
Better the Yanks, at this point, than Anaheim or Boston again.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankees vs. Phillies
battle of the dickiest fans in sports.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Phillies team
seem to be good guys though. Well… other than Myers
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who on the Angels
is an asshole other than Lackey?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aybar, Abreu, Hunter, Scoscia and so on
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the rally monkey
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well...
There’s the collar popping fans who love their team chemistry and hate their facts.
There’s the fact that Anaheim isn’t even without 30 minutes of LA.
There’s the fact that they started the Thunder Stix.
Rally Monkey.
Vlad.
EVERYTHING.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
x
There’s the collar popping fans who love their team chemistry and hate their facts.
Which fanbase doesn’t have those people again?
There’s the fact that Anaheim isn’t even without 30 minutes of LA.
Bitching over a name is silly. The Cowboys are still referred to as the Dallas Cowboys despite not having actually played in Dallas, but Irving and Arlington
There’s the fact that they started the Thunder Stix.
So, they have passionate fans?
Rally Monkey.
Plenty of teams have gimmicks.
Vlad.
So you hate good players? You should start rooting for a team constructed of Willy Aybar’s.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep this up
you’re making so many friends
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why would I be here to make friends?
That’s pointless. I’m here to discuss baseball. If you would rather hold my dick than do that, GTFO.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nobody's going to want to do that with you either
and i don’t think you know what GTFO means because you’re in no position to use it
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny
because me and LoneStarJon actually communicate about baseball a lot. I fail to see how me rooting for the Angels over the Yankees means anything. I’m not stupid enough to buy into sports rivalries.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sports rivalies are...
A) stupid, and B) Not worth buying into?
What’s the point of caring, then?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rooting for the Angels...
tells me you’re not a Rangers fan. There, I said it.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
if he is a Baseball Jesus Disciple like he claimed earlier, that means he could be from SoCal.
Closeted Angel fan or Angel fan on the side, it seems.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's fine.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you the one
who told me last night I sound like an alcoholic? When I was drinking my first two beers in at least two months?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
but I only said that because every time you posted, it had something to do with you consuming alcohol.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was born in 1990
i don’t really think he has a handle on alcohol
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you man
I’m watching my brother tear up his life with that shit. My uncle died from being an alcoholic. I hate bitches like you who assume things.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean
like you assumed I have an alcohol problem?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was being sarcastic
How I know what you do in your personal time?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you
i have no legs and can’t fuck. how dare you tell me to fuck something when i can’t.
and alcohol raped my mother so double fuck you.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
It all makes sense now...
was your brother an Angels fan?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was he in a car when...
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My brother is a casual
Rangers fan
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trust me...
an Angels World Series will cause him to hit the sauce.
Don’t give in, jdh!
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't know
until I told him who was in the WS.
Are you done trolling me now?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and seriously
when you’re 19, it’s a sure bet that you really don’t know what an alcohol problem is. case in point, you apparently think that any amount of alcohol = alcoholism.
but please, tell us how you know about everything in the world at 19 more than people older, smarter, and more experienced than you
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
My brother is letting his drinking get in the way of paying his bills, work, relationship with my family and I. He gets really depressed when he drinks, yet he does it every day.
Sounds like alcoholism to me, no?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude
i give two shits about your brother. you’re still no expert on alcohol.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course I'm not
but you said I didn’t know what an alcoholic looked like, yet my brother seems to have a serious problem with it.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i said you don't have a handle on alcohol
and i seem to be largely proven right.
any 9 year old can tell you that drinking alcohol to excess is bad. don’t see much nuance from you beyond that. certainly wouldn’t give your opinion on alcoholism much thought
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So drinking alcohol in exceess is
bad. That’s what my brother totally does, silly me.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how we can be friends anymore...
jdh90.
You like the Angels. It’s like I found you sleeping with my mom and using Thunder Stix at the same time.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't even know who you were before today.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get one...
Let’s go Yankees?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would a "I don't care"
suffice?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about a...
“Jeter has the best jump throws!”
I just want to know that you care, jdh.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he didn't even know who you were until now
somehow he missed your repeated attempts at friendship. you are confusing him
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis has better jump throws
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some passionate Angels fan you are...
Erick Aybar is offended by your slight, sir.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Replying to a troll.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I've wanted, all night...
is one good reason I shouldn’t vomit when I get my free Angels 2009 World Series 2009 video with my 52 week subscription to SI.
Can you do that for me?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would vomit if I had a subscription
to SI.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that doesn't help when I am inudated...
with late night spots asking me to consider the swimsuit edition and 4 easy payments.
What do I do when I see John Lackey dogpiled on the mound over and over and over?
(P.S., I have just been messing with you because I can’t understand rooting for the Angels. I went a little below the belt and I apologize. I am just generally flabbergasted by your rooting decisions. But hey, at least you like baseball and that’s pretty cool.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you experience the Angel fan...
phenomenon? Have you been a Rangers fan long? I’m not questioning your Ranger fandom, I’m just curious at this point.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been a Rangers fan all my life
but you have to understand, that they suffered in 90’s just like we did in this decade.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sir...
have sympathy for the Devil in Birkenstocks.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's been hell for them until now right?
It’s freaking 2009. They already won a title in 2002. And they’ve been kicking our asses ever since. That’s good enough reason for a Rangers fan to root against them.
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Angels
They’ve sucked ever since they’ve existed. I’ve never hated a team like I have them. I hate Orange County and everything in it. Fuck all of them.
by Black Francis on Oct 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we should all compromise here...
Yankees win the ALCS and then lose in the World Series. It’s really the only acceptable outcome at this point.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have the Angels finish it out
so the Phillies don’t win.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That just fucking stupid
How the FUCK can you root for the Angels?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is wrong with you?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with you?
Just because I’m not rooting against a division rival makes me mental or something?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That team of dicks yes.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
meno, the ban stick…
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell have
I posted so far that constitutes a ban?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Angels
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not their thing...
Hurler.
I think you meant. Look up from iPhone long enough to see hilarious Rally Monkey is on the screen asking for me to make some N.O.I.S.E! Bangs Thunder Stix Pops Collar
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is a win-win for me...
I enjoy watching both teams lose.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry...
we have Rangers fans rooting for the Angels? Really? REALLY? You’re Rangers fans? You’re sure about that?
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Question
If it came down to Seattle v. Anaheim in the ALCS, and it is game 7…who would you be rooting for?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seattle.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle, easily.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The M's
I hate the A’s most of any AL West team.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man that's a toughy, gotta go Mariners I guess.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The M's can rot in the AL west hell
sorry Jeff… you bitch ass.
ah hahahahahahahahaha
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet...
HH is in rare drunken form.
This thread is going platinum, folks!
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd root for death...
then the Mariners. Unless it were around 2001, then I would have rooted for all of humanity to die.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously...
I’d take the M’s.
If it came down to Seatle vs. Anaheim. So i’d be cheering for the M’s to win
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
An asteroid
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Oct 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now if it's us vs. Seattle in the NLCS...
who do the Angel fans root for?
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These things go in cycles...
until the Rangers have a long 5 year run of success, not even co-inhabitants of our division hate the Rangers.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck You
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you
bitch..
stinking ass Yankees going down
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha...rangermad
Yes…agreed.
Go Angels!
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't ever buy Vampire Wine
it’s fucking terrible
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, there's a shock
You know what your first clue was going to be that it was going to be fucking terrible.
It is named “Vampire Wine.”
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha it was a last second purchase by my girlfriend...
I bought a bottle of Menage a Trois, which was pretty good.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who talked you in to it?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doucheface sighting!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would I be surprised that Swisher is in the lineup?
Is he sucking or something?
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
And the announcers seem to think that a few bad games in the playoffs mean you should sit your ass on the bench for Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Or, if you are one of the 3 or 4 best players in the game, be demoted to the #8 spot in the lineup.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Buck mentioned the weather in the last 30 secs?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, it's beautiful tonight...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when isn't it beautiful if the Yankees are playing?
—Joe Buck
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
discuss this bitch
go angels
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're bit has always sucked...
why do you keep going with it?
You used to have some relevance around here, but you just don’t anymore. You’re a has-been troll.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what is worse than rooting for the Angels?
Buying something called “Vampire Wine,” and then being surprised when it sucks.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude!
It’s festive!

It wasn’t my purchase, I swear.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good lord
i’m not sure i would drink that much less pay money for it
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can get a lot of good wine for around that much money
probably less
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did...
I enjoy wine.
This was my girlfriend’s purchase.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're girlfriend sucks!
look who’s trolling who now!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually rooting
for any team that’s not your favorite team? Who actually gives that much of a shit to where they choose a side. I have a preference for who wins, I don’t really “root” for anyone.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude
just relax. he’s kidding.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You done trolling me?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't even know what that means
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trolling
trying to rile up a person or a group of people usually without meaning anything you say.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"just relax" is riling up?
then i am left to conclude that you don’t know what rile means.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't
referring this
just relax. he’s kidding.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would classify what we're doing is more..
being dicks.
Trolling would be if I went over to HH and asked them how they could possibly root for the Angels.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis throws Vlad out on that play
TAG doesn't give a shit about you
by stammer on Oct 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHA
that is at LEAST the second time I have seen the Angels do that.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BIG NEWS!!!!!
@jperrotto RT @espnmikes Steve Phillips no longer working for ESPN…ability to be effective rep of ESPN has been significantly & irreparably damaged
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
um
is steve phillips employable in any other capacity? it’s really MLB network or bust, is it not?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What team needs a new GM?
If it’s someone the Rangers play a lot, I reccommend that team hire Phillips while he is available.
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he can be the next John Salsbury (SP?)
and come to a radio station in Dallas.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
John (a/k/a Sean) Salisbury...
already done in Dallas….couldn’t make it on The Fan
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aware of that
but it would be funny if the same thing happened to Phillips.
And yeah it is Sean. Shows how much I stopped paying attention to ESPN over the past two years.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wow...can you imaging the Ticket callers
phoning into The Fan if he did?
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could you imagine
the amount of people in the metroplex that would take his word for everything like some do with Galloway?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was an NFL QB
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just think
the all-time sexual harassment announce team: Marv Albert, Steve Phillips and Harold Reynolds
by mizzou918 on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi guys
This has been an… interesting thread to catch up on…
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Oct 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi Rachel!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you follow LSB on Twitter...
…you can get brilliant bon mots like this:
lonestarball @jperrotto With Steve Phillips out at ESPN, is it just a matter of time til MLB Network grabs him and gives him a show with Harold Reynolds?3 minutes ago from web in reply to jperrotto
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am following LSB
But since LSB is not following me, you won’t see my brilliant, witty replies since mine are set to “protected”
. . . not that I make any brilliant, witty replies . . .
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT.. btw...i
i went to micro center in dallas… the one in keystone plaza, they also have one in houston. at anyrate, i was going to buy the sony vaio laptop they had advertized for 679.99 the one with windows 7, the intel core 2 duo, 4gb mem, 320 gb hard drive.
well, i got to the store this afternoon and they said they could not sell me the one that was in the mail in ad i get in the mail. I raised hell and said the ad clearly says the price. I talked to the idiot manger and he told me to take my business some where else if i din;t like it. WTF.. take my business else where. well i’m going to find the CEO or pres of micro center and email them.
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe he can hire you to represent him
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I do nothing but divorce work.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the spoil the suspense, also...
but HH doesn’t really have a “case.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pssh
lawyers with their specialties. it’s all the same lawyering. you jabber, write some nasty letters, and charge 300/hr doing it. i guess more since you’re a name partner
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
$350/hour, actually
But who is counting…
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, $300/hr is
hookers, however, I can see how you would confuse them with named partners.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 26, 2009 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a suggestion
You might want to have somebody proofread your email before you send it.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha...
hey, i graduated from Texas.
yeah i should get someone to proofread and edit my email lol
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please HH...
post your email and and any response you get on LSB.
I most know how this concludes.
Perhaps Microgate can be tweeted with updates on the hour every hour.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TY... i will follow up with this
I need to find the correct email address of the micro center (ceo, pres,etc) bossman. I’ll find it.. i’m good at that ;)
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just realized i have no idea how old you are
36?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the chances the Rangers make a serious
bid for Jim Thome?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I could see a possible...
Carlos Delgado-esque pursuit, perhaps.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
@str8edgeracer I like how the announcers just said “cano put on a display in bp” oh wow like any guy on either team can’t go deep there now!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Must have been hitting some monster 320 ft shots out of there...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
stinking ass yankees with bases loaded… FLOPPED
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees fucking suck with RISP
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's why the Angels
will win and force game 7
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees suck
Jeff Mathis? Really??
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
@keithlaw RT @RiverAveBlues: Really, come inside to Jeff Mathis already. This is a joke.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gawd
We need to get to the playoffs just so the world gets to see Elvis and Kinsler play real defense.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember this past offseason...
…when people were clamoring for Kinsler to be moved to left field?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, but nobody actually said it with a straight face.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha.. yeah
To put the great Michael Young back at 2B.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
u mentioned 2 out of 9
of my favorite rangers players
can you name the other 7
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more interested
to see if Ian can follow up his good defense next year. One year isn’t a large enough sample size to determine anything, but I am optimistic.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Yankees
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay...
angels take the lead 1-0
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Morgan Freeman is...
…a SuperFreak.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Indeed....
he gets a lot of praise for Shawshank but he was just as good in Seven
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the having an affair with his granddaughter...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
I honestly always though I could take Morgan Freeman home to mother.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How cool would this be - from a Bill Simmons mailbag
Recently, Morgan Freeman came to my town to help celebrate the opening of one of his restaurants, Pig ’N Whistle BBQ. He came around and greeted every table and talked with each guest, and everyone was getting their picture taken with him. I had a stroke of genius, though, and had my phone out. When Mr. Freeman reached our table, I asked if he would be so kind as to record a message for me. He said yes. Now I have this on my cell: “This is actor Morgan Freeman, Barnz is away from his phone right now but leave a message and he will call you back, I hope … I hope.” Is there a better choice for voicemail and a specific person to leave it?
— Barnz, Fayettesville, Ark.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
I had to give the kids a bath. Seth and Rowan both in the tub, then Seth dumped water on Rowan and she cried.
So Rowan, having already been washed, was taken out of the tub and given to Bethany to dry off.
I went into the office (which is about 3 feet from the bathroom door) to watch some of the game while periodically checking on Seth.
I hear him in there, playing and talking and stuff, and so I figure he’s fine. Then he comes into the office and says, “Bye bye, water.”
I go into the bathroom and see that the bathroom floor is covered with water that it appeared he dumped all over the floor.
I shut the door and hustled him off to be dried off and put his jammies on. I’m just hoping Bethany doesn’t go check that bathroom before the water disappears sometime tomorrow.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did you at least put a towel down?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need Sham-Wow
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs a lawyer...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alcoholic?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was drunk
that would explain why he bit a hooker’s tongue
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your facts are wrong, sir
the hooker bit his tongue
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He got into it with a hooker.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She must not have loved his nuts...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Article
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Magnum; Neutral Milk Hotel
by jdh90 on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is wrong with this picture?

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some guy named Tom
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twilight Zone. Nice.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
@jorgearangure Hey wait a minute, Vlad says he doesn’t speak English…
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Besides some poor pitches to the fearsome Jeff Mathis...
Pettitte is looking pretty good tonight.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a weird collection of SNL alums...
…to have in a commercial together.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT, but I hope Hawk Harrelson is an alcoholic
and gets cancer
….Oh and The Shining is on AMC, I forgot how good that movie is.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
redrum
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAP!
Thunder rolling in and OF COURSE takes out the satellite.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that is why I dumped DirectTV
|Space for Rent|
by RangerMad on Oct 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No choice here
they have some kind of deal with the building I live in.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should really do away with that shit
free market, dammit!
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damon better not fuck this up again
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woohoo!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn...
boooooo
2-1 yankees
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
it’s pouring down rain in downtown Dallas suddenly.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
Girardi isn’t sending Freddy Guzman in to run for Jeter?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Freddy Guzman...
sounds familiar… who was he again?
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers traded John Hudgins and Vince Sinisi to get him
Girardi sent him in to pinch run the other night for ARod in the 9th, as the tying run.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fast Freddy was traded from the Padres...
to the Rangers for John Hudgins and Vince Sinisi.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salami time for A Rod
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bullshit
he got him
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok maybe he was safe
at second :(
2010? 2011? 2012? 2013? 2014? 2015?
by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's the thing
If, in a win-or-go-home game, the best option you can send out there to start for you is Joe Saunders…
You deserve to go home.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or...
if you leave him in for this debacle, you especially deserve it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone up in the bullpen?
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both jepsen and oliver
TAG doesn't give a shit about you
by stammer on Oct 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks...
been switching between the NY/Ariz game and missed that…
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well..
who else could have they started? Saunders has actully pitched pretty good till now
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to tweet that
i’m still learning this thing.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looked like a strike
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes... well
the run scored…
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck
walked home a ruin
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Truer words...
HH. Truer words.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wanna know where that missed
I still believe!
by Ranger121032 on Oct 25, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was pretty close...
and probably a strike. Pettite would have gotten the call. But it was close.

by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's coming in? I couldn't tell.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The answer
coming right after the break
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Weaver/Santana/Kazmir?
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels playing...
like they have a tomorrow when they are pretty close right now to that not being true.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
double play…
wtg angels
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember October 4th 1996?
Greatest pitched game in Texas Ranger postseason history, I’d wager. Probably more so than Burkett in game one given the factors.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX199610040.shtml
The pitcher of that game? Darren Oliver.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That seems like 13 years ago.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm still thinking the Angels win
and force a game 7
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so are we going to get hal mcrae?
anybody remember when brian mcrae tried to charge rangers dugout after getting beaned?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this better not be true, especially the last sentence
in a big article by Cafardo with the Boston Globe. Link to story
2. John Lackey, RHP, Angels – He is making himself some money with his postseason performance, but it doesn’t appear he’ll get it from the Angels. They feel they have a pretty good brood of starters and will perhaps earmark their money toward an upgrade on the adventurous Brian Fuentes, whom they’d keep in set-up. Lackey probably didn’t do himself any good by challenging Mike Scioscia when he was being lifted in Game 5. Look for Texas or the Mets to show an interest.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not going back to the Angels
Tha’s what everyone seems to assume. Especially since they traded for Kazmir (big contract) and they have to replace Vlad’s bat (or maybe they re-sign Vlad, but it’s still gonna cost).
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jose cuervo
just finished off my last shot. brb.. i need to let my dog out
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Ahahaha, Twitter sucks but it does bring some gold
Larry Johnson with this tweet
My father played for the coach from “rememeber the titans”. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not yet
But it looks like it is his account.
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's confirmed
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we have any new Windows 7 users yet?
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know 2 and they both think it is a homerun
I am still going to wait till mid Feb after the debugs are sent out after the problem discovered over X-mas
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Oct 25, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does, but I'm a little thrown off with Cusack playing in an action film.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
It looks like Independence Day/Day After Tomorrow/Armageddon/Deep Impact redux with John Cusack as the hero…great special effects, though…
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely the best of the 4 mentioned above...
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that the first movie in which a black actor played president?
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently James Earl Jones was the president in
“The Man” 1972.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love those kind of movies
I haven’t seen Armageddon but i LOVED all the rest of them.
The cheesier the better. I even watched that 10.5 miniseries and the Category 6/7 ones.
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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW!!
If you like cheesy…see Armageddon…
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That damn Aerosmith song gets stuck in my head I every time I think of that movie.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I haven't seen it.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheesy Song. Cheesy Bruce Willis as an overzealous dad. Yup. Cheesiest of the bunch.
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Add Ben Afleck and Liv Tyler and you've got yourself one cheesy movie...
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Billy Bob Thornton...
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't forget John Goodman and Jeff Bridges.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right...how did they make such a crappy movie
with that much star power?
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can think of a couple of reasons
Ben Affleck is terrible
Bruce Willis hasn’t been in a good movie since Sixth Sense.
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends...Night at the Museum or Shanghai Noon?
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is what makes those new 50 MPH Warships so hilarious....
Independence, a 418-foot warship built in Alabama, boasts a top speed in excess of 45 knots, or about 52 mph, and sustained 44 knots for four hours during builder trials that wrapped up this month off the Gulf Coast. The 378-foot Freedom, a ship built in Wisconsin by a competing defense contractor, has put up similar numbers.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In fact...
…some of the scenes look like outtakes from Independence Day…
Plane trying to take off and out fly some explosive disaster…take the ID4 footage and splice it into 2012, no one will notice…
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the target audience probably won't
they probably haven’t seen Independence Day. When I was subbing the other day a kid had never heard of Back To The Future. The new generation is sad.
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ID4
That was 1996. It shows on TNT all the time. I’m betting that most of the target audience has seen it.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if the target audience is teenagers
id take that bet. if the target is 20-30 sure. teenagers? not a chance.
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'd lose
it also has Will Smith in it. He’s still a big star so they’ll have seen his older movies too.
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're wrong
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1996 isn't THAT long ago
Now, if you’re talking about, have they seen Red Dawn, or The Day After, then yeah, they’d have no idea.
ID4, though, I bet they have.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll see the remake of Red Dawn they're working on
it looks awful.
They also made a tv remake of The Day after about 5 years ago.
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're missing out
Patrick Swayze, Powers Boothe, Charlie Sheen, Lea Thompson killing Russians and shouting “Wolverines!!!!”
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sounds awful
how does it compare to other war movies of the era?
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What other '80s war movies were there again?
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Morning Vietnam?
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Platoon?
Heartbreak Ridge?
Casualties of War, with Michael J. Fox going all dramatic?
Glory?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
platoon, full metal jacket, stripes, good morning vietnam
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't remember Stripes.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
80s
With Sean Young before she went off the deep end.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean Ray Finkel
or Lois Einhorn?
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her attempts to get the role of Catwoman...
are legendary and hilarious.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her attempts to screw with James Woods' new gf...
…after he dumped Sean are legendary and frightening.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only our crazy young starlots...
didn’t just rap about quitting their Twitter and actually stalked people.
The closest thing we have to Sean Young these days is the ever disappointing Lindsay Lohan.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Full Metal Jacket...
much like Spaceballs, only watchable for the first 35 minutes or so.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is so much wrong with that statement
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Ben and I do our...
…LSB After Dark live internet play by play of a Rangers game this year, I can assure you there will be some quotes from the first half of that movie.
“Andruw Jones, you run bases like old people ****!!!”
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And...
“That’s right, Ian, don’t hustle down the first base line…if God had wanted you to be on first base he’d have miracled your ass there!”
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did not like Full Metal Jacket
Wasn’t Good Morning Vietnam a ’90s movie?
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure it was 80s
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely in a different class
than Platoon. I’d say it’s more like a step or two above Iron Eagle.
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soviets falling from the sky killing the teacher,
and drinking deers blood will always stick in my head. Great movie when I was growing up. Not sure how good it really is now that 20 years has passed.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oliver
was cursed by being a Type A FA this past offseason. He could’ve looked nice in our BP
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Darren Oliver...
wasn’t wearing earplugs.
What the heck?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lets go Angels
To hell with the stinking ass Yankees
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels need some runs
3-1 Yankees top 6
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was safe
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vlad doesn't look too happy with the home plate ump.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon Angels
hell yes
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't cheer for the Angels that much
But I can say Lose Yankees, Lose
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice hot by vlad
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lisa,
Your rain just got here.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Oct 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bleh
I think it’s a different storm than the one we had – the one you’re getting now is coming for us later tonight.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
..and actually,
it kinda sounds like hail.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Oct 25, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, yuck.
It has a severe thunderstorm warning, so it’s possible.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was convinced
I was going to see Vlad just getting to 1st base by the time the ball was thrown in.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you confusing Vlad with Blalock?
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've erased him from my memory bank.
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He stopped being a Ranger the day the season ended for us
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he still on the 40?
What day do non-tendered free agents leave the roster?
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 weeks after the world series hes a FA
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After two weeks
they can begin negotiations with other teams.
by chrisR on Oct 25, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 outs
man on second and third
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
fucking Angels flopped
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
brb...
i need to let the garage down and bring the dog in
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When did this board become a twitter update for everyone?
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HH is drunk again...
it’s his thing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha
Must not have caught it since I am sober.
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tex needs to end it here
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not the inning, stupid tex
this thread was interesting to scan btw
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm taking the angels.. fwiw
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Larry Johnson
Went and looked at his Wikipedia page, and this made me chuckle:
On June 21, 2007 Johnson stated that he was willing to sit out the Chiefs’ training camp unless he and the Chiefs reach an agreement on a new contract. On July 22, rumors spread about the elite running back possibly being traded to the Green Bay Packers. The initial asking price was a first-, second-, and third-round draft pick.4 However, on August 21, Johnson and the Chiefs’ agreed to a five-year contract extension that locks Johnson with the Chiefs through the 2012 season.5
A 1 and a 2 and a 3…if they could have really gotten that in 2007, that would have been amazing. If they could have gotten a 2 and a 3, in retrospect, it would have been a steal.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is larry johnson
any good? He’s hardly a elite running back now?
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the O-line for the chiefs is terrible,
but he has nothing left
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Oct 25, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know whats a fantastic and hugely underrated movie?
Toy Soldiers.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the one with "Rudy" or the animated one?
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked it when I was growing up,
haven’t seen it since though…
by MikeEl on Oct 25, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop quiz
Who said this:
That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Willy from the Simpsons?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think so
G.K. Willi-something, Squire
by chrisR on Oct 26, 2009 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forrest Gump trivia
that would be fun
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
would it be?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bubba Gump Shrimp Company
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the guy that wrote that was on a seafood competition
on the food network the other day. it was strange.
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who's more of a moron than Forrest Gump?
You.
Game over.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had a hot girlfriend, met the president. played college football. defended our country. Got shot in the buttox. owned a shipping boat. you call that an idiot?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and danced with elvis
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong sir...
he TAUGHT Elvis how to dance.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn right he taught elvis how to dance lol
oh.. and he ran cross country
oh.. and he ran cross countryand he came up the the smiley logo.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot
he was a table tennis (ping pong) champion
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ran across the country
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inspired the smiley face t-shirt and a certain bumper sticker slogan
while doing said running. beast.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs, he called Lieutenant Dan
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, idiots can accomplish things too
Especially when fictional.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol nice adam
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These baseball writers really twitter it up during the games.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and C.J.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually...
…they probably want him ready to bring him in if Joba allows a baserunner. Joba will start the 8th, I bet.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hughes won't see this game at all unless it gets tied up...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont know how you could see him otherwise
he was visibly rattled the other day before even throwing a pitch
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
never in my life was I more certain that an offense was going to take a lead than when I was watching Hughes pitch.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have left Joba in..
until he showed signs of trouble.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 more outs before rooting for the Phillies.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
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by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll root for the phillies to win, but I want it to go 7
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats insane
0 earned runs in his last 36 home playoff innings? obviously hes great but I hadn’t heard that stat lately.
lucky hit there could hurt though.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lets go angels
rally time
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
homerun calling it
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Robinson Cancel outrighted by the Mets to AAA
Stupid Robinson Cancel. He’s a 1000 hitter against the Rangers, and has 20% of his career RBIs against the Rangers.
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you mark
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you so funni
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to hell with all you yankee fans
i want the angels to win.. case slosed
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
yeah.. that might be sloshed.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sloshed...
To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how does UZR keep getting tex as negative
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
Thanks for not using a title, so I can’t close that damn thing.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt that small picture effects you too much
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
completely stupid image nit picking time
Yeah I don’t think that monkey is going to cast a shadow on the field.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that meant i realize its stupid to nitpick, not that its a stupid image
nice image.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha...
blame someone in Boston. I just Google Image Searched “Dead Rally Monkey”.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey.. i got my shotgun
can i shoot it.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But without a monitor you couldn't post
that would be a lsb tragedy.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec...
not that got me cracking up laughing
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ghostofErikThompson
with the rally monkey hangin.. is great, I love it!
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i rec'd it
go Angels
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vlad is getting tired
Can’t count to 4
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
gitcher butt back to the plate Vlad
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really want to type Yankees lose at the end of this thread
I hate the Yankees
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the same situation that Arod was pitch run for?
by tyd3311 on Oct 25, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Boss
incredible incredible catch
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Bradshaw fumbles.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he retired?
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's his nephew.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you put a title on yours
Click
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This cover is a sacrilege.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a shitty Church cover...
now I’m even more angry.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It is bad.
The first time I heard I went, “what the fuck is this shit?”
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the first time I've seen it...
It’s even worse than the bad Peter Schilling – Major Tom cover that was attached to a commercial around this time last year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one was terrible too.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, 30 something yard play on 3rd and 18
damn. they will still lose.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What happens when Yanks win and Giants lose?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the same thing that would happen if the rangers made the world series
and the cowboys lost
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
he dropped that ball
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is the theme of this series for the Angels
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow really?
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Early xmas present for Swisher?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they lose
maybe Rev Halofan will retire.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking no outs
man on first and second
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck was that?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha
the hell was that
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh shit
damn…
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THE ANGELS ARE EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES!
OH GLORIOUS DAY!
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
A rec for that!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad we embarrassed ourselves a month ago against the A's
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one watches a Rangers vs. A's game...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We do
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we're all over that now...
it’s the Angels turn to be nationally humiliated and I’m very happy about it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us were watching when
Josh Lewin gave a shout out to Lone Star Ball.
Good times.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 25, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fun
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was cool
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 26, 2009 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mentioned that someone should several times when it happened
But I guess not. I don’t think any of our youtube/video savvy members where around that night.
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN
by lonestarJon on Oct 26, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assumed somebody would have done this
let me know when it was and I’ll try to grab it. I need a break from my possible all-nighter anyway. when was this? September?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 26, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, September 23rd against Oakland
It was late in the game, like the 8th inning I think.
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN
by lonestarJon on Oct 27, 2009 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll try to get it
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Oct 27, 2009 6:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does the pitching coach say here?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is how a 10 million dollar a year late August addition
can backfire horribly
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels are seriously fucking this game up
looks like the stinking ass Yankees will win
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that throw necessary?
Seems a little tantrum-y
by UNTJosh on Oct 25, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so world series
phillies vs. yankees
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes...
now it’s safe to root against the Yankees again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillies all the way.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Cards.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Manning just lost the game.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What sport is that?
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5-2 right?
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
josey wales is really tearing it up on twitter
“@keithlaw keith’s laws should be that keith law is not allowed to tell any jokes.”
Burn.
And asking me why my “coming soon” website didn’t work. Its coming soon josey!
Hmm, twitter might be a little addicting.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The outlaw is on twitter?
Everyone should create fake accounts and follow him so he’ll spend more time twittering.
by Black Francis on Oct 25, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's totally incoherent.
I mean, at least he usually posts in complete sentences here.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying to actively follow him
Just follow him and reply every now and then so he thinks he has an audience.
by Black Francis on Oct 25, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right now
he’s baiting Keith Law. I’m curious to see how this works out.
@keithlaw if onlys you could comfe a foot within a good joke.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like he has a new friend. Awesome!
Twitter, maybe you’re not so bad after all.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Oct 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i need a new sig
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the first time i've read your sig, and I find it ok.
but i’m sure you’ll come up with something.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two do's do's don't make a did, but they do smell.
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck one out
man on second and third
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Bad Vlad on HH
is as bad as Rev Halofan.
I’ll take 100 Josey’s before I take those 2.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they in meltdown mode?
I’m waiting to see how they spin this game as a conspiracy.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many collars Rev has popped to dry his tears...
knowing Vlad probably had his last AB as an Angel.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever watched his YouTube video?
I seriously want to physically harm that guy.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 25, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes...
a friend of mine commented on it and chastised him for calling his fandom with the Angels as “we”.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I protest the protesting of "we".
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know...
You’re more affiliated with the Rangers than most of us here.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only the rangers would recognize that =p
But yeah I use we now and then for whatever sports teams, they do actually depend on the fans heh. I don’t know, its subconscious.
Although losing teams are almost always “they”. its purely a coincidence I assure you.
Regardless of the whole semantics thing, there are plenty of other reasons to rip rev. I only watched the first video (if he indeed made more), and it was.. worthy of the response.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
I won my Fantasy FB game by a point. Thanks to Manningham and Hightower for sucking.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 25, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The announcer was ripping into manningham for his route running in the one clip i saw of him tonight
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh hell
bases loaded
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Brett Gardner.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 25, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck the yankees
it’s over.. Angels will lose
5-2 yankees
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 25, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I nominate
That after this game, we change the tagline to the site to “Lets go Phillies!!!”
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Oct 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm torn
I actually am quite fond of the current one.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Oct 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fine with that
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I 2nd the nomination;
However, do it now.
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
-5.
We root for the motherfucking Rangers.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 25, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even when they're not playing?
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by iorange555 on Oct 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's fine to
root against/for a certain team but changing the tagline? That should be reserved for something Ranger related.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 25, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lots of us also root against the Yankees
by Mark from OC on Oct 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fools!
All of you! There’s plenty of time for the Yankees season to be a failure yet. If the Angels make it to the World Series, they’ve already won.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True...
we only tolerate the other teams and mock our fallen enemies.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a clock since the last time we signed a mlb free agent.
Not that any missed FAs were necessarily mistakes, but it amuses me.
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by DSheppard on Oct 25, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lee will get rocked.
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
by sprite on Oct 25, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recent HH fanshots:
in order by date:
- Kruk is Already Predecting Our Demise
- MLB tacitly agrees that umpires are terrible; place most terrible in charge for remainder of series
- Blown calls prompt umpiring changes for World Series
- MLB Selling “Yankees 2009 American League Champs” Gear!
- MLB has a long history of bowing to TV
They are the worst type of fans.
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