what we're missing in Texas - PHL woman offers sex for WS tickets
by sam in so cal on Oct 27, 2009 3:47 PM CDT
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http://tinyurl.com/whoneedstwo
(my creative URL)
Woman Accused of Offering Sex for World Series Tickets on Craigslist
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A Philadelphia woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly posted an ad on Craigslist offering to perform sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets, MyFoxPhilly reported.
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Susan Finkelstein, 43, was charged with prostitution and related offenses after police say she advertised herself as a buxom, blond, die-hard Phillies fan who was desperately seeking World Series tickets and would have sex to get them.
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seems crazy
that she would be arrested for that.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
she was arrested after
she offered to follow through on her advertisment
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by RangerMad on Oct 27, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank goodness that law enforcement has removed this menace to society from the streets of Philadelphia
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 27, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I mean...
Philly is such a safe place, they have time to worry about that sort of thing…kinda like the suburbs.
What’s that you say? Philly has passed NYC for most murders per capita? Oh, well then this seems silly.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
City Hall to citizens of Philadelphia:
Shootings, stabbings, murder, and rape…you’re on your own, but when it comes to a piece of ass for World Series tickets – we mean business!
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 27, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
43 year old Phillies fan
how hot can she be?
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 27, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Click the link.
Your suspicions are correct.
Jimmy Johnson for GM.
by txhc on Oct 27, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAWR!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 27, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know...
based on her looks, steve phillips would get her a suite
defeatist pussy lives here
by sam in so cal on Oct 27, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude,
is that a mug shot? Everyone’s mug shot is terrible. And if hers only looks that bad, which, in my opinion, is not that bad, then at the very least, I’ve done worse.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Oct 27, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm thinking that's a drivers license photo
Possibly a dated one at that.
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN
by lonestarJon on Oct 27, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's from Philly
probably doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 27, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if she would have agreed to anal.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 27, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I don't know, but it gives a new meaning
to box seats, or maybe just call her the new ballgirl.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its the World Series
I have to think just about anything was on the table
by UNTJosh on Oct 28, 2009 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP?
defeatist pussy lives here
by sam in so cal on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double Play?
;)
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Oct 28, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a true baseball fan,
she should let him “hit’ er” in the shitter.
With the one-eyed critter.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Oct 28, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
this is a baseball fan, and we all know that there’s no 5th base in baseball
defeatist pussy lives here
by sam in so cal on Oct 28, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
If I knew how to insert a photo I would put a head shot of Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of a magazine where her hair is wind blown and curly and draw a somewhat sarcastic comparison about these two looking similar. It would be funny/clever and I would be popular.
Damn my laziness.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Oct 27, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tree button on your comment box.
Not that I particularly want to see a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN
by lonestarJon on Oct 27, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Oct 27, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sumuvabitch
you just improved my LSB experience altogether. I CAN’T WAIT for GDT’s!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Oct 27, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Happy to be of service.
BTW, in the future – it’s proper image etiquette to make sure there’s at least an “x” or something in the subject line when you’re posting an image. Doesn’t really matter here I guess, but if you ever post any psychedelic Bob Ross GIF’s…
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN
by lonestarJon on Oct 27, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would like to take this opportunity
…to say that I, too, will perform sex acts for World Series tickets. Offer available only to women between whatever the age of consent is and 40 years of age.
by Black Francis on Oct 27, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
No
Women with woman parts only.
by Black Francis on Oct 28, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She;s actually not that bad...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1067397945&ref=search&sid=1155841777.2435110926..1#/profile.php?id=1067397945
by cmkelly29 on Oct 27, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd say not bad.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Oct 27, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
couple of her friends posted on her wall, greatness:
Susan. I have your back. This is such a BS charge. Wish I had some tickets to give you no strings attached. :)
Love it.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Oct 28, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with y'all?
that IS bad.
I LOVE THE RANGERS!!!
by dstar442005 on Oct 28, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it?
because I don’t think you would have a shot with her…
by cmkelly29 on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unless he had WS tix
Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"
by tricer on Oct 28, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zaaa-ing.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Oct 28, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have some mildew above your lip
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Oct 28, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
she's kinda smoking
in a 43 year old broad from Philly with the last name of Finkelstein kinda way.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Oct 28, 2009 6:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jamie McCourt says this bitch is an amateur
Apparently she had an affair with a Dodger employee then filed for divorce then asked for the following as part of her settlement.
She is asking the court for $487,634 in monthly spousal support if she does not return to her job and $320,967 if she does. That amount, she said, would cover, among other things, unlimited travel expenses, access to private jets, money to cover hair and makeup for Dodgers events and access to postseason games, even if the Dodgers are not playing.
Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"
by tricer on Oct 28, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aside from players
…I seriously doubt any Dodger employee makes anywhere near enough money to pay that kind of alimony. Almost a half million a month?
Maybe I should read that link.
by Black Francis on Oct 28, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you know who that is?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Oct 29, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah
I was being obtuse and didn’t read your subject line. Figured you were talking about an Assistant GM’s wife or something and was like what the fuck? LA’s a big market and all but…
Well, you know.
by Black Francis on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"How can you be so obtuse?"
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
by bking on Oct 30, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess I'm not the only one
who automatically thinks of that scene every time I see/hear the word obtuse.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 30, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shawshank = great movie
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Nov 5, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to get real messy.
On the day after Jamie McCourt filed for divorce, Frank McCourt said in his filing that he fired his estranged wife for having an affair with her driver and for repeatedly undermining the chain of command by not reporting directly to him.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why being mega-wealthy would suck...
also, it pays to have a Luca Brasi on your payroll…don’t know if Frank has one of those or not.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Oct 29, 2009 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm always amused
when the megaWealthy get remarried without a prenup after a divorce.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 29, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well in this case
Frank McCourt has signed papers from 2004 that document that the Dodgers belong solely to him and all the couples homes and real estate belong solely to her. This crazy bitch is asking the court to ignore those documents and give her half of the team and give her job as chief executive back to her (after she had an admitted affair with a team employee and rountinely failed to show up for work). And she wants a few hundred thousand a month spending money on top of that!
The story is kinda interesting to me, in a “I can’t believe that crazy bitch thinks she can get away with this” type of way.
Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"
by tricer on Oct 29, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm starting to get pulled into it myself.
You nailed it, she is a crazy bitch.
I thought that if you banged someone on the side you basically had zero legs to stand on in a divorce proceeding….am I wrong or am I wrong?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Oct 29, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that if you banged someone on the side you basically had zero legs to stand on in a divorce proceeding….am I wrong or am I wrong?
Not in California.
In some jurisdictions, such as California, a 50/50 division of community property is mandated by law
But as that article that tricer linked to said if she signed signed paper that said the Dodgers belonged solely to Frank McCourt then is a crazy gold digger.
Btw, the article also said she was a lawyer so my question what dumbass lawyer would sign those papers?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Oct 29, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
another reason that....
California is going to fall off into the ocean
defeatist pussy lives here
by sam in so cal on Oct 29, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see she is using the clever
“I had no idea what I signed” defense. Does that really work, especially if you have a Law Degree?
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 29, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not just a law degree, but family law
I can’t see how that would fly.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Oct 29, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would think
if folks could actually get away with that then there is no real basis for contract law. Assuming she didn’t have a Glock to her head.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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