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Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers was so drunk when he returned home from a night of carousing at 6 am Saturday - while his team was in the process of choking away the AL Central - that his wife was forced to call 911. The audio is very depressing. Listen to it all - you can hear Miguel Cabrera getting belligerent with the cops in the background.

911 Operator: Has he hit you?
Cabrera’s wife: Yeah.

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by iorange555 on Oct 5, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Congratulations Miguel Cabrera

You’re officially a cliche.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 5, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

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