LSB 25 Man
by Too Legit To quit on Oct 6, 2009 12:13 PM CDT
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Adam J. Morris
Benmor78
Dsheppard
Josey Wales
KinslerHomer
Ed Coffin
Lonestarjon
Brett Perryman
Rodney
Boomer1
Agreen07
Thedirkatron
Maximillian
Brettgardner
GDawg
Futurepants
BuckyB
Westxag06
RCCOOK
Rangermad
Tricer
Rentz
OC
TxStCa
Shroomer
The order of this list is not an AP Top 25 poll.
And this list isn't to belittle Josey,either.
The order of this list is not an AP Top 25 poll.
And this list isn't to belittle Josey,either.
Discuss Discuss Discuss
UPDATE- Polling will be done to expand This Thing to a 40 man. Please be patient. This will be more organized in the coming weeks.
Update #2-SLC ranger has a complete LSB write up. Please see his fanpost
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I'm honored.
I probably equate to a mop up reliever and I expect to be on the DMN shuttle by midnight.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Oct 6, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
way too many clubhouse cancers
we’re fucked
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Oct 6, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Umm...
I find it hard to believe that t ball, Cahill, ab03, and I’m sure I’m forgetting a couple others, couldn’t make that list.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 6, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah there are some revisions to be made
And some more structure like a 40 man and some roles would be needed to make it really entertaining.
Got to start somewhere though i guess.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Oct 6, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the start of Fall Training...
Opening Day doesn’t start until February.
Of course there’s revisions to be made. :)
by Too Legit To quit on Oct 6, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on the 60-day DL
sprained my hair.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 6, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The GhostofErikThompson
is missing too.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep...
how about Joey Matschulat and Jason Parks too?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 6, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking it to mean that I'm just a free agent
with the ability to sign with whoever I want.
Though it is somewhat ironic that the people who don’t freak out about NRIs will end up as them.
Go Rice Owls!
by JBImaknee on Oct 6, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im under suspension from the league
for the dogfighting ring I’m running.
We got toy poodles, yorkies, and chihuahuas fighting.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 7, 2009 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll move to 3b to make room for t ball
by BuckyB on Oct 7, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
spots taken
:)
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Oct 7, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I've decided it is the AP top 25 poll. For no particular reason =p
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Oct 6, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like this list
is very anti-GDT
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Oct 6, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure
Thedirkatron hasn’t been traded to another blog?
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 6, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And FirebatM3 too
Those two were good for a laugh.
by LiamP on Oct 6, 2009 1:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I heart Firebat
he could fly off the handle like no one else
and was at least generally level headed about it
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
by blalock84 on Oct 6, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His last post was
09/17/09
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly
I’m the one carrying this Thing
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Oct 6, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
watch out
AJM will bench your ass for no apparent reason so he can play one of his own guys.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 6, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 6, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out
You will catch up with me in that department. red shoe is watching.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hate to admit it , but that made me
lol
Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room
by red shoe ranger on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are welcome
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this list based on comments or posts
or a combination of both? Because there’s some dead-weight on that list.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Oct 6, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Repeat after me
Comma. Space. Word.
Comma. Space. Word.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Oct 6, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If AJM is on the top 25
who is the coaching staff?
I would imagine Jamey Newberg/Evan Grant/Jason Parks to be the “PR/Media Relations Department” if you will.
So on, so forth.
by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i am serverly let down after clicking on the link
i was expecting a write up with reasoning behind the picks
i am disappointed
:P
"He do what he do" - Ron Washington
by dustinvandeman on Oct 6, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hopefully we'll get a full 40
with that stuff, but someone is gonna have to sack up big time to do it well
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
by blalock84 on Oct 6, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since I am a newb to the blog
can someone please explain to me how they decide who makes the 25/40 man?
by jdh90 on Oct 6, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure
some dude just did.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Oct 6, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just a prelim.
This idea was brought up in August when Jennings was released.
I figured I would get it kick started.
by Too Legit To quit on Oct 6, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should do
end of the season awards too: MVP, ROY, etc; and maybe some specialty awards like Most Sanctimonious, Most Valuable Heel, and so on.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Oct 6, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And best board bully
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Oct 6, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its a great idea
we’re gonna need someone to seriously step up to do this right though
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
by blalock84 on Oct 6, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say poll it, like diraktron...
Use this 25, and add a man as we go.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now--
What names belong and what names don’t?
by Too Legit To quit on Oct 6, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And we'll do a 5 man rotation,Bullpen,etc.
by Too Legit To quit on Oct 6, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why?
No one really cares.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
The troll rankings on the other hand… :)
by Dr Pepper on Oct 6, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
AHHHHH!!!!
He’s back!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 6, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this because you're not on it?
Aw.
by Too Legit To quit on Oct 6, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drop me
Add Brian Thomas and/or ab03.
by brettgardner on Oct 6, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please not Brian Thomas
anybody but Brian Thomas…
by Agreen07 on Oct 6, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf
You just don't sit in a rocking chair, when you've built a revolution.
by Escher on Oct 6, 2009 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm honored, but here are some names off the top of my head that I stop down to read that are excluded
Cahill, Requiem, and cstorm.
Parks and Cole are great, but very infrequent contributors.
philkid is also a good contributor with his own slant on things.
And should I be worried about thedirkatron? I can only imagine that something bad must have happened for him to completely desert this place.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 6, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh and JBImaknee, forgot about him
He’s brings quality HSOs.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 6, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I have to admit
that I looked up HSO on this site
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/HSO
I’m assuming that in this case, HSO means “Homeostatic Soil Organism” in my case?
Go Rice Owls!
by JBImaknee on Oct 6, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot Sports Opinion
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 6, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhh, here comes the
rooster is another of my fave posters.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 6, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'll try out again next year...
bummer.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what you get
For starting your NFL post off with dumb face.
by brettgardner on Oct 6, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I removed the picture after he came up lame on the heel..
I’m afraid I jinxed him.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always disliked him
But even I have to admit that he improves every year. He hasn’t been quite the pickoff machine that his entire career suggests he is so far this year, and if he can keep that up, the Giants are going to be nearly unstoppable. They’ve already demonstrated that they own the East, but if Eli has a monster year, I think they’re my pick for NFC representation. I do need to see some ass-kicking against better competition though. NYG have probably the easiest schedule in the NFL.
by brettgardner on Oct 6, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Believe me...
It took me a long time to come around on Eli. I wanted no part of him @ draft time. It took me a while before I was comfortable with him being the QB. I’m still not thrilled with his extension, but he seems to be maturing and progressing nicely at this point.
Our schedule is absolutely ridiculous… Wash/TB/KC/Oak.. that’s as bad as it gets without including the Rams.
The schedule after Oakland will not be fun though.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think
Arizona, Philly, and San Diego are anything more than slightly above average. I’m not entirely sold on Denver, either.
by brettgardner on Oct 6, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How in the world did I make the list?
No way am I more qualified than some of the ones that were left off the list.
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
by WestTxAg06 on Oct 6, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Obviously
we need to do a 40 day community poll, as they are ever so popular.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 6, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least it would take up some of the offseason.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there is always
Adam’s top 50 Rangers of all time. I’m eagerly awaiting the Sammy Sosa entry.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Oct 6, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time will end before he gets that thing done
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 6, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is probably why Adam stopped
Statistically, he learned it could be shown that Sosa was definitively the 36th Best Ranger Ever; and he couldn’t bring himself to write that.
Go Rice Owls!
by JBImaknee on Oct 6, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, dude
You have 2,000 posts since January. You must have Matt Kata’d your way on to the team in Spring Training.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I got really bored and participated heavily in a few GDTs
The ol’ post counter spins pretty fast when you do that.
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
by WestTxAg06 on Oct 6, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im gonna assume im being kept in AAA
to add an extra year of blog control before I hit free agency
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
by blalock84 on Oct 6, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zing
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I officially nominate myself as
the Engel Beltre of this system. A bunch of potential, but hasn’t really shown anything yet
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
by hinduplaya on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ridiculous.
I didn’t think someone would actually waste take the time to do this. Hat tip.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is JW the Barry Bonds of the blog
sans the talent?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe it
I made the 25! This just shows you kids if you believe and work hard dreams do come true!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or just eff off a bunch on the internet...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prolly right
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
We’d need a 2225 man roster for all that do that here.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 6, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
And now, back to fb…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Oct 7, 2009 7:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I made it
I’m assuming mainly because of my GDT-posting abilities.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 6, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or your 70K post. lol
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this "list" official?
I think if Adam or Ben makes a 25 man, then you’ve made it.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure my very presence on the list in the absence of some others makes this unofficial
But it’s a good starting point.
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
by WestTxAg06 on Oct 6, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thedirkatron is a gross snub and should be rectified immediately.
Also, can we please get a couple more GDT Warriors on there?
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
by ghtd36 on Oct 6, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I'm honored.
I admit, I was scrolling hoping to see my name, and ALAS! there she be!!!
I’m going to assume I’m the Greg Golson of the roster though.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to start the polling tonight...
You’re welcome Cahill! Heh.
by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
benmor78!
not benmor75!
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Oct 6, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the jersey boy doesn't even know your name. how sad
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you listed all the ladies on the regular posters.......stalker?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw
I saw 25 ‘Man’ Roster in the title, and noticed that none of them were mentioned yet.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm down for equal rights to homie.
But look who made the fanpost, so you know.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that Roster
I demand a trade to an East Coast blog.
by Black Francis on Oct 6, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets go to Oakland.
Not much competition, and none of them wanna talk football with their sucky ass team.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna give my spot
to Jayslick. The team needs more trouble makers.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Oct 7, 2009 5:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jayslick is the Milton Bradley of the team
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Oct 7, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, more like the Padilla
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Oct 8, 2009 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go find a mirror
To see if I look like Jacke Moore ……….
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Oct 7, 2009 10:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm stuck in the Domincan Repub with a marriage scandal
by BEW on Oct 7, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just don't fake your passport
Or change your age on it. If you do, you will be banned from the U.S. foreverever.
by Mark from OC on Oct 12, 2009 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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