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Twins/Tigers one game playoff game thread

Tigers and Twins, win or go home...

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Go Twins!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Oct 6, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Does either team have snowball's chance of beating the Yankees

in a 5 game series?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Answer

Short Answer: No
Long Answer: Hell no

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have a better chance in a 5 game series

than in a 7 game series. The twins have been on fire at the end of the season, and have already been playing for their lives. I don’t think the Yankees want to face the Twins at this point. I don’t think the Tigers have a shot, but they still get a couple starts from Verlander and 1 from Jackson. Those aren’t a couple of scrubs.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 6, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree and Disagree

I would agree with your 5 game series assessment. I consider this to be true nearly all the time.

As far as momentum, I don’t feel like it will be strong enough to carry them through a series with the best team in Major League Baseball. Yankees have a real strength in being able to pitch Sabathia and Burnett twice, both exceptional pitchers who have playoff experience. This does not bode well for a line-up that would be unquestionably the most suspect of the 8 playoff teams. The Twins are very weak in the back half of the line-up. Of course, the Yankees offense has also been playing VERY well and will most likely half a field day against Blackburn, Duensing, Pavano or anyone else the Twins might throw other than Scott Baker.

I personally think the Yanks would much rather face the Twins than the Tigers. Verlander and Porcello have both been pitching well and provide much better match-ups against their top 2.

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is the Twins record against Sabathia over the last several years?

I would think they have a fair amount of familiarity with him from his days with the Indians, and as such, might have a hit him better than other teams…

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

While...

I don’t typically buy into the “this team has this pitcher’s number” concept. I don’t think how Sabathia faired against the Tony Batista and Rondell White and Ruben Sierra led Twins of 2006/2007. Every year and start is different. Either way, here is what you requested.

Sabathia v. Twins
28 Starts. 13-8 3.05 ERA, 2.31 K/BB Ratio, 191 2/3 innings
In ‘09. 1 Start. 1-0, 7 Innings, 3 Hits, 1 Run, 3 K’s, 1 Walk.

Either way, the familiarity doesn’t seem to be in the Twins favor.

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he was out after TJ surgery

that year (2003.) My point is that the Yanks starters outside of Sabathia are not that strong. Obviously the offense is great but pitching wins in the playoffs and the Yanks are vulnerable.

by jcAustin on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their pitching is pretty darn good.

Sabathia is a very strong anchor. Both Burnett and Pettitte are above league average pitchers (ERA+ of 110 and 107 respectively). I would argue that top 3 is better than either of the Tigers/Twins, Angels, Red Sox, Dodgers, and Rockies I’ll give the Cardinals and Phillies the nod over the Yankees.

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

You are correct…I forgot he was injured in 2003. It was Beckett that was the stud of the 2003 Marlins team. I guess he has a ring but no actual pitching experience.

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The correlation between your answer

and user name is directly proportional, and perfect.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is intentional

I am quite a grouch you know

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both would be longshots but

I like Detroit’s chances much better with two Verlander starts.

by Basehead on Oct 6, 2009 3:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don't be silly

It’s a five-game series. Anyone would have a shot.

by nivarsity on Oct 7, 2009 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Go Twins!

Be fodder for hte Yankees… again. :(

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Oct 6, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

This game reminds me of Mariners/Angels in '95.

One would think the Tigers have no chance.

Does Leyland survive if the Tigers go down?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 6, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Go Twins!

Fuck Detroit.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

+0.26!

Nice, Miguel…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Oct 6, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the bit at the end

where he got in a fight with someone where he called the guy fat/out of shape?

Glad he got it together with the tigers, but oh.. i remember 2007.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bah

This game will be mostly over by the time I get home.

Still, go Twins!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

For those who don't wanna follow the link...

Lemon, Moreland, Doug Hogan, Garr, Gutierrez, Harrison, Reed, Scheppers

I saw someone mention Scheppers is dealing with some hamstring issue. Hope that clears up; I wanna see him dominate AFL.

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Oct 6, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think EG mentioned it

but I’m not sure if it’s true. Either way, Scheppers and Gutierrez are tops on my list to see how they do against the competition.

I like Moreland and hope he does well. What is Lemon going to be for our team-an Esteban German type with less speed?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 6, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool. Hadn't seen that report.

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Oct 6, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he throwing out the first pitch tonight?

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Oct 6, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just mentioned it

because some idiots on a board I post on are mentioning him as the GOAT.

by jdh90 on Oct 6, 2009 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favre

was really good last night.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Oct 6, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Future Snow Monkey Ambassador?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

How sad

this just perpetuates quite a bit of stereotypes in the US.

Profanity Warning.

by jdh90 on Oct 6, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

wow, somebody needs some prozac

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 6, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

neither has any chance

MIN, DET 1-12 v NYY this year.

defeatist pussy lives here

by sam in so cal on Oct 6, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't think that matters

and Minnesota has to have a world of confidence after this past month of baseball.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 6, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't think that matters?

hmmm. 1-12 doesn’t matter?

reminds me of someone else that had a difference in opinion once:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p-Ee1hdKcc

defeatist pussy lives here

by sam in so cal on Oct 6, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you guys heard about the Cabrera to Texas trade talks?

Miguel would like to come to Arlington, but has made it clear that he isn’t interested in showing up for games against right-handed pitching. He heard that against lefties, Washington keeps Borbon in the dugout!

by Basehead on Oct 6, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hope the twins win

but they won’t beat the yankees

by mizzou918 on Oct 6, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope

The Angels will though. I got Angels-Cards. What you guys got?

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

With the Cards winning, BTW.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Cards/Yankees

That will be an exceptional World Series. The pitching will be pretty strong. I like the Cards chances of winning the WS this year. Much > 2006

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

2006 was a miracle

The VERY fortunate injury to Isringhausen in September, Injuries to the Mets, the Tigers getting 7 days off before the Series, all of the errors by DET pitchers, etc.

But I loved it.

Helped soothe the painful memories of 1985, 1987, 1996, 2004, and 2005. All postseason losses hurt, but those 5 years in particular were excruciating.

by Hard8 on Oct 6, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah...

I was piecing it together that you are a Cardinals fan. Yadier Molina must be your hero.

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

one of them....

Suppan, Yadi, and Wainwright will always have a special place in my heart for what they did in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS.

by Hard8 on Oct 6, 2009 6:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I predict.....

Phillies over STL in NLCS
Yankees over Boston in ALCS

Yankees over Phillies in World Series

But, hope I’m wrong…………….GO CARDINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hard8 on Oct 6, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have the Rockies winning it all

08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.

by Michael Cave on Oct 6, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rocks are the.....

……..only NL team that played well down the stretch. I was hoping the Redbirds would avoid them in the Division Series. So, we got that goin’ for us, which is nice.

by Hard8 on Oct 6, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Twins/Rockies

but I generally favor underdogs.

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

And I have the Cards winning in 7.

I have playoffs as followed.

Angels beat Sox in 5

Yankees sweep winner of Tigers/Twins (I have the Twins winning today)

Cards beat Dodgers in 4

Rockies beat Phillies in 5

Angels beat Yankees in 7

Cards beat Rockies in 4

Cards beat Halos in 6.

by jdh90 on Oct 6, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I pray to Baseball Jesus you are correct

The Phillies and the Rockies bitch slapped the Redbirds in 2009, though. Unfortunately, Carp and Wainwright can’t pitch every day.

by Hard8 on Oct 6, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twins take Yanks in 4

Angels take Sox in 5

Phillies take Rockies in 4

Cards take Dodgers in 3

Angels take Twins in 5

Phillies take Cards in 6

Angels take Phillies in 7

by jcAustin on Oct 6, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree with you

cards over phils in 7

cards over halos

by mizzou918 on Oct 6, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i forgot the others

cards over la in 5
yanks over twins in 3 and over tigers in 4
halos over sox in 5
phils over rox in 4

stl > phi in 7
la > ny in 6

by mizzou918 on Oct 6, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cards

Yanks dump the Angels
Cards dump the Rox

Cards dump the Yanks

by Josh Lile on Oct 6, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the AL leaders in homeruns had 39

That seems like a down year for me and I have to wonder if all the drug testing has had an influence on that.

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well Pena would have most likely surpassed 40

if he hadn’t of gotten hurt. 39 seems to be around Teix’s peak.

by jdh90 on Oct 6, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i also dislike how

both teams have a worse record than the rangers and one of them is in the playoffs

by mizzou918 on Oct 6, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

True

Although the records would most certainly be different if the divisions were switched around. I feel like this might actually work to their advantage anyways. The Indians and Royals were not very good this year.

by Heebs on Oct 6, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not like

we played well against either team this season anyway.

6-13 against them, i believe?

by mizzou918 on Oct 6, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh I'm never going to use this to actually watch a game

But mlb.tv 4 way splitscreen + the 8 camera options mlb.tv has for playoff games…

I’ve got the tv camera, both dugouts and the 3b line view going. They don’t even turn them off during commercials.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOO TIGERS!!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Well this is getting out of hand

also, the fact that probably both Laird and Padilla will both go to the playoffs pisses me off.

by jdh90 on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

They said that?

LMFAO

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

showed Det starters ERA’s and said Porcello was the best on the staff.

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh

He had a 4.81 FIP and a 5.39 tRA.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

pushing that ROY vote

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 6, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

many of the ballots probably got sent in before the game

Also, the Twins could have a big inning here and Porcello’s numbers suddenly look not as good…

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got in

Goooooo Twins!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

stupid mlb restrictions

just watch the home plate camera feed. You’ll at least be able to catch all the action

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Oct 6, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think I'll pull for Detroit

Minnesota fans are getting a new stadium and still have the Vikings to root for

by oc on Oct 6, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

This is how I break it down:

Won’t root for the Yankees
Won’t root for the Sox
Won’t root for the Angels
Won’t root for the Tigers

Would root for the Twins, but ehh.. still boring.

Won’t root for the Dodgers
Won’t root for the Cardinals
Won’t root for the Phillies

The Rockies already disappointed me in 2007.

Yanks/Dodgers is an intriguing World Series.. but after that, blaaaahh.

by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I honestly wouldn't mind seeing Padilla pegging Tex in the WS

with Tex charging the mound and getting thrown out of the game. And maybe suspended for 1 or 2 more games during the Series.

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aside from that,

I’m rooting for the Rockies and Twins.
If the Twins dropout, I guess I would root for the Angels, because they’re the ones that are in our playoff spot. If we couldn’t get it, I’d like to see the team that knocked us out make it all the way.

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

In a few years, the Rangers, A's, Orioles, Pirates (and hopefully Royals) should all be legitimate playoff teams

I wonder if MLB would allow such shitty satellites to overtake this tasteless, annual stew of Red Sox, Yankees, Angels and Phillies

by oc on Oct 6, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tampa spiced things up last season..

that was a nice change of pace. Nothing like that this year.

by cmkelly29 on Oct 6, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

it really depresses me that you would

lump in the Rangers with the Orioles, Pirates, and Royals. That somehow diminishes my opinion of the Rangers future playoff chances.

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO TWINS!!!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Fu-Te Ni

What a name.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

It seems like there should be a joke somewhere in that name...

but I just can’t find it

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Maggs

Crushed.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm thinking this game goes into extras

and both teams wear themselves out so much they won’t be able to put up much of a fight in game 1 vs the Yanks.

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Announcer

Yeah, you idiot, the ball travels in there when it gets fucking pummeled.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I just realized something

There’s a Cabrera on both teams, and both hit a 2 run homer.

For some reason, the first person I think of when hearing that name is (spare) Francisco Cabrera, who knocked in the winning run for the Braves against the Pirates in the 9th inning of the 1992 NLCS.

I’m not watching on TV, just following along on the internet.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Oct 6, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Fun game so far......

…..A nice appetizer for postseason baseball. I’m stoked.

by Hard8 on Oct 6, 2009 7:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

attaboy Grandy!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

Who’s winning?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Tied at 4

Bottom of 9th, runner on 2nd base, 1 out.

by bruce182 on Oct 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I got a feed up now.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're gonna PH Gomez with the game on the line? Huh?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Gomez.....

….went in for Kubel as a defensive replacement in the top of the 8th, just before Magglio hit the HR.

I hated the bunt in bottom of 9th. That basically guaranteed that Mauer was not going to get to swing the bat. The 9-hole hitter gets on, let your 1-2-3 hitters swing away.

by Hard8 on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This stuff is baseball at its finest...

Equal amounts of tension and talent.

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Huh, the guy who sounds like James Woods is doing this game.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Where is the game

Just walked in from a trip. Wanted to see the Twins/Tigers. When and where is it on in the Dallas market. I’ve run through my Direct TV listings but can’t find anything. Afternoon game maybe?

Foolish consistency is the hobgobblin of little minds - Emerson

by RangerEddie on Oct 6, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Here, try this

http://www.atdhe.net/5632/watch-tigers-vs-twins

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

TBS

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Oct 6, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Fuck Detroit.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Inge has single-handedly saved the Tigers season in a span of myber 10 minutes.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks

It was showing at The Office on the listing. The trip I got back from was seeing the Rangers play in Seattle – nice trip, lots of fun. Stayed at the Ranger hotel and got to talk to lots of the guys. Also won on of the Mariners “Fan Appreciation” drawings for a grand prize – they didn’t like having someone in a Ranger cap show up for the digital movie camera.

Foolish consistency is the hobgobblin of little minds - Emerson

by RangerEddie on Oct 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

CUDDYER!

OH SHIT!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Terrible, terrible decision by Raburn.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Delmon Young fail.

Man, the Twins got fucked so bad in that trade.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I was totally thinking in-the-parker there

when it got by Granderson

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell of a ball game

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Why does Leyland have the entire post office in his back pocket?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

The World Series better be this good.

When was the last good series? ’03? ’05 had good games but the same team won them all.

Haven’t had a great series in almost a decade.

by philkid3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I WANT THE SUICIDE SQUEEZE!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Tolbert's gonna K

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

OR NOT

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fail.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE FAIL!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Suicide Squeeze for the win.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

SUICIDE FUCKING SQUEEZE!!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Totally

1 out runners on the corners, perfect spot to go bunt

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

That's uh...

“Schnikeys”

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Latest jump ever. That was retarded.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my friggin lord...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

What a throw.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep, and Matt Holliday still hasn't touched home plate...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the letter of the rule, it's also irrelevant.

As the catcher tried to block the plate and make the tag without the ball in his glove.

Of course, he didn’t know it wasn’t in his glove, but by the letter of the rule, Holliday should be awarded the next base. I feel like this point was unfairly ignored. It’s ticky tack but it deserves at least being mentioned.

by philkid3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Though I'm pretty sure Holliday would have still had to touch it.

I remember that was a fun controversy at the time and since then it’s become a tiring meme.

by philkid3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt.

Incredibly slow. didn’t even look like he was running at full speed.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

How the hell did casilla not score??

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Look at the beastly tagging skills of Laird!

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

That's his 6th tool.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got on here to say

that was sheer stupidity. Seemed like he left 3rd after the guy caught the ball.

by behindthebag on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

That guy might have been safe.

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

naw, tagged him

on the arm/shoulder before he touched the plate

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bout time for starting pitchers

to start getting loose, no?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

ronny

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

MAYDAY!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i still can't believe how slow

casilla looked. terrible jump. but it was a rocket of a throw.

by mizzou918 on Oct 6, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

no shit

i had to ask around to find out who that slow bastard was. didnt realize it was castilla

by Josh Lile on Oct 6, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

"both teams played hard"

Sucks that one of these teams’ season is going to be over.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good 'ol Mahay

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Brian Anderson isn't even a white sock anymore.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

laird

only reason i want Twins to win.

usa

by Longhorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

What about Miguel Cabrera and his giant drunken ass?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did OMFT

ever do to you?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Suck for the Rangers

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

And do it in the most annoying fashion possible.

Don’t think I’ve ever been more glad to see a former Ranger go. Well, maybe Tex. ANd hopefully Byrd.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

His batting stance was annoying, and so where his high socks the last year.

I hate catchers with high socks.

The only thing fun about Laird where the ice cream meme that sprouted in the GDT’s.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tried to get rangers85's Laird ice cream pic..

but couldn’t find it on Google images…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Mauer = HERO

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

=fail

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously neither of these teams wants to win this game..

Isn’t there some team with a better record than these teams that’s not in the post-season?

by ravscloC on Oct 6, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Rodney?

Rodney is at home, drunk, playing Mafia wars or whatever the hell on Facebook

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh....

don’t clown Mafia Wars.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

16 of last 20? dang

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

nice catch

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No

He fucked it up

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Clete"

What a name.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Clete<Jeets

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That girl coughing just gave the whole Dome, the SWINE!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

My roommate went to ACL this past weekend and caught it.

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's probably not

the only thing he caught.

Hey Oh!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt about that....

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

I still can’t decide which team I want to win. I’m trying to decide by figuring out who I hate more, but I haven’t been able to so far.

The Twins have Carlos Gomez and Orlando Cabrera. The Tigers have Laird and M-Cab. The Twins have the Metrodome. The Tigers have the biggest CF this side of Minute Maid.

I just can’t decide which team I dislike more.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha

Ya, cuz I’m rootin for whoever you’re rootin for.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

not sexy young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Delmon Young is stupid.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Welp,

baseball is a game of Inges…

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Gardenhire was about to blow a gasket.

And rightfully so…what a dumbass.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Don’t win on that bullshit. Be a fucking man and hit the ball, Inge.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Reminds me of that youtube vid of that college player trying to fake being HBP

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol poor dude

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just grazed the jersey.

Inge doesn’t want to be up there.

by GoDMurphy on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Like I said...

game of Inges…

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that's where Steve Busby learned it

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice stop coffee

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Terrific play

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

NICE PLAY! GOOd!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Is this the greatest game of all time?

Holy sheet.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Once again, best baseball game I have seen in 10 years.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay

Brandon Inge does not have “big-time power”.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

BUT HE WAS IN THE HOME RUN DERBY!!!

(but didn’t hit a homer)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Guaransheed success right here

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

or not

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just got done dissing him

So you know Laird’s gonna win it for the tiggers right here.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

2-0 pitch

did not look like a strike to me.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

uh oh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

what a moment.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Walking Gerald Laird to force in the go-ahead run would be the fail of all fails.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Instead, Laird swings at ball four. How appropriate.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOT 'EM!!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

OMFT

POP UP!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

This could go on indefinitely...

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

So....?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's gonna end this inning

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chip said

something like 18 hours til the ALDS with the Yanks starts,

And that was like an hour ago.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMFT.

Sit the fuck down.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

this is amazing

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish I had the TBS broadcasters jobs right now.

Not only would I be treated to an unbelievable game. I would do a better job than them.

by jdh90 on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Actually, going 3-2 and swinging at ball four was a Salty specialty this year

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

topic?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Data Mining

I’m doing my MBA at the University of Maryland

by alon91 on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just got done with my MBA

We had a couple lectures on data mining that drove me nuts. It may have been the instruction, but that stuff bored the living hell out of me

by CS3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

where did you go?

and my background is in technology, computer science, and business analytics, so Data Mining is very much up my alley.

This stuff can get hard, but it’s mostly fun!

by alon91 on Oct 6, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Click that link

to the game and just mute your computer. You can look up every now and again like you are paying attention

by CS3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laird

was thinking of the post game ice cream.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I never missed Laird this season

not once, even though our catchers never hit a lick.

"Evolution happened, now get over it." Michael Shermer

by rodcarew on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He had ball four and a possible

game winning RBI there.

"Evolution happened, now get over it." Michael Shermer

by rodcarew on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laird never hit a lick either

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Rodney still out there

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

MORE RODNEY???????

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Chug, buy a new gun, status update.

Repeat.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rodney gonna pitch 9 innings?

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Probably not now

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, and we think Ron tries to kill Frankie and CJ sometimes

Leyland is a white Dusty Baker.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or is he the black Dusty Baker?

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

BASEHIT!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

this is the worst announcing duo

in the history of announcing anything.

by Fireal20 on Oct 6, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

i seriously like them.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also don't think they're that bad.

Other teams have much worse that we have to listen to.

by Coolbean04 on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously

don’t.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're ok

caray isn’t as good as his pop or grandpa and the “LINE DRIVE BASE HIT CAUGHT OUT THERE” was kinda sad.

darling > mccarver.

by mizzou918 on Oct 6, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

The guy who sounds like James Woods is amusing

Just because I like imagining James Woods announcing a baseball game.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

Well played.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's do this, twinkies!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

leland

is apparently not interested in having rodney available for the playoffs

by Fireal20 on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah,

in Minneapolis.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry,

terrible.

Couldn’t resist.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Detroit.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

1410 in Dallas???

 can’t remember it’s 14 AM something

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Oct 6, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOO!!!!! TWINS!!!!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

TWINS!!!!!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

GOOD LORD!!!

WHOOOOOO!!!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

The Twins suck

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Laird has to feel a little sick

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

The Tigers seriously played their way out of this one

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

that was a filthy pitch though. The bottom fell out of it.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably

too much ice cream

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good for you, Minny!

Carry the banner for all the small marketers who are stuck underneath the shoes of the big-market bullies.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

I love it. Detroit=Epic Fail all the way around that piece of shit city.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

So how long was Leyland

going to leave Rodney in the game?

Go Twins.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate that fucking

Seiger guy. Or whatever the fuck his name is.

That dude is stuck in 1975.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Amen.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

About time too, tbs was supposed to be airing an office marathon =p

Good game obviously, and I’d rather have the twins make it than the tigers. Sorry gerry.

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by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

An all around

Great comment.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

Maybe not great …how about, “I agree”

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Silence!

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by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm happy to see the Twins take it just because of Mauer.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

F the Office. Dumbest show ever.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

this coming from a guy who plays Mobsters on FB.

Figures. ;)

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, shut it.

Maybe not dumbest show ever, I just don’t like it. I’ve tired to watch 2 episodes and lasted about 15 minutes in each of them. Just don’t like it.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not ever. That would be Cavemen.

And the 15 minutes of the Office that I have watched is about 1,000,000 times better than the 5 minutes of Cavemen I watched.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Two of the exact same posts, back-to-back.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another good show.

I guess you guys don’t watch that much tv.

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by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I keep giving it shot after shot but I guess I just don't get it.

I made it to the part where they hit the guy or whatever in last weeks episode before I tuned out. So much overtalking.

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well theres obviously different tastes.

But theres a difference between not liking something and thinking its objectively bad. There are lots of shows I recognize are well made that I just don’t like.

You guys actually think they are BAD shows?

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by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you. I've been telling that to people for a long time.

I don’t like it’s always sunny, but I don’t think it’s’ bad.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I just don't like The Office.

But it is obviously doing something right…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

Heat of the moment.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

watch this one full episode

Give it a shot.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will I understand what the hell is going on?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah dude

It totally doesn’t matter…it’s all physical humor and awkward situaitons.

And Jim looking at the camera

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok...I'm trusting you dude

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously it doesn't suck

So many people swear by it, which is why I keep giving it chances. You can’t change the stripes of a leopard is what they say…

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Romo

“football”

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta pay the troll toll to get in the boy's soul

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude,

are you watching this?!?

Hilarious.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorta....but I have laughed randomly at some of the stuff.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now Always Sunny....

that’s a good show.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever? Really?

Not saying its this great classic of television history, but its entertaining enough to leave on while on the comp.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you sure you didn't just get tired of the setup after 3 seasons?

The quality has been pretty consistent imo. Actually the first season (just 6 or 7 eps..) was kind of meh.

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by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No I actually love the show and

have watched em all. But I just feel its just not that funny anymore. The situations, the dialogue, and the storyline in general just don’t have that same feel.

Season 3 was definitely my favorite and I miss episodes like “Branch Closing”.

by behindthebag on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow.....

that was a hell of a game.

by jcAustin on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

What is this music!?!?

Did Seiger pick it?!?

“Ain’t no stoppin us now” ?!?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Pop the bubbly on the plane to New Yawk.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Words can't describe...

how bad I want that.

What a game.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I want that too

but I want to have it wrapped up without a tiebreaker. If that was a Rangers game I would have had a stroke by now.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Yeah, stroke followed by orgasm.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

then mind explosion

with both of those accompanying one another

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Oct 6, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

"The Metrodome crowd got this win."

Wouldn’t it be awesome if there were people payed to analyze games on TV who said real things that made sense and were based in fact and evidence?

by philkid3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I liked their Ron Gardenhire quote myself

“This team is full of baseball players.”

Deep, deepy anylisis.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! Did he really say that?!?

That’s a Yogi-ism.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a Ron-ism.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Or something really close to that. They made it a point of discussion for about an inning or so.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

SHOW THEM YOUR NUMBERS!

PECOTA!

PECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

by oc on Oct 6, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

Gerald Laird. Goat.

usa

by Longhorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

lets hope not

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still,

Regardless of what happens, no one will be able to take away the way that team and their fans feel right now after that game. That’s worth something.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let the Rangers know that.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup.

Can’t see how they won’t win it all this year.

usa

by Longhorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

They won't

if I have anything to say about it…

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and

I don’t.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know,

It sucks, they can’t even get drunk tonight.

Gotta turn around and play tomorrow.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

They could just say

they’re gonna spot the Yankees 1 game and let all their scrubs start vs CC

by MikeEl on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I say we should all stay here

And watch the Office marathon together.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

wanna hold hands?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah me neither

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

pinky holding?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

touch knees?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Oct 6, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should be.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

If making the playoffs guarantees his MVP then thats a nice upside

Jeter/Tex or whoever getting it would have been.. stupid.

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by DShep on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best camera shot after the game

was into the Tigers dugout with Laird sitting on the bench with his chin in his hand.

by twinkilling on Oct 6, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

yessir

yessir it was.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

7 game lead with 26 to play?

Is that correct? Epic choke by the Tigers.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Oct 6, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Even worse...

a 3 game lead with 4 to play.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you want to sing out, sing out.

And if you want to be free, be free.

And if you want to be me, be me. And if you want to be you, be you.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate those commercials.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually,

I like’em.

Gay, maybe. I don’t care.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Oct 6, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fourth-best record in the AL behind the other three playoff teams.

One more win that DET and MIN. Well, one less loss than Minnesota counting tonight.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sucks so bad.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Oct 6, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something to keep in mind when the fuds like OC harp on how we finished 11 games back in the division or whatever.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Oct 6, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

so if you take

this game and the colorado-san diego play in game a few years back, which one is better?? I’d still go with the Rockies one just because it had more back and forth action and that rally after Julio had blown it was amazing.

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Oct 6, 2009 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

That game got me pretty drunk

I was just going to to my neighborhood watering hole to watch that thing, and it wouldn’t end. When the Twins won, I had to celebrate by drinking for another few hours. Now here it is 2:30am, and I have to be up in five hours. Shit.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Oct 7, 2009 2:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Same.

I didn’t eat all day before I went to the bar around the 4th inning… oy.

kling klang king of the rim ram room

by dustym on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

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