Please Josey, don't ever leave this board!
I have been following LSB for several years at this point and I have noticed a common thread in its illustrious history. There is always 1 person that freaks everyone out. Since I have been here that person has changed but their ability to cause pandemonium amongst the other posters has been unparalleled. First it was Sharky with his bizarre love for young pop stars and radical politics. Then it was HurlerHurley with his alcohol-tinted ramblings and strange comments about sex with his wife. Today it is, of course, Josey Wales with his myopic hatred of Jon Daniels. I was inspired to bring all this up by a comment in the Will Carroll v. Josey thread that said something along the lines of "Josey, just go away." And to this I would ask, why would anyone want that?
First, these bizarre and eccentric posters add color to the board with their dizzying array of pointless comments and blind rage. Most of the game day threads would be like this: "yes," or, "you suck Blalock," or, "c'mon we need a hit here," without Josey saying something like, "Jonny Donuts never should have traded with the Padres, he sucks." Josey's comments immediately excite and enliven the thread and at least raises the level of comments to passionately self-righteous from simply mundane.
But if this is not enough to convince you of Josey et al's value, consider this, if he goes away history says he will be replaced by yet another chirping troll who will elicit the scorn of the "real fans" on the board. Someone like Barracudy or Robbie Ross' Roommate or Will Munny will come along with their bizarre obsession with iCarly or their drunken takes on Rangers' minor leaguers or their conviction that Nolan Ryan is just a propaganda tool of "insert new owner here." To lose someone like Josey is to replace him with someone more annoying and inane. If you don't believe me just think of this. People now look back on the Sharky days with fondness. Need I say more.
So to all you who want Josey gone I would say only this. It could be worse, and someday, if history is our guide, it probably will be.
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i'm ready for the next troll
it takes a few months for the next one to appear and I actually think the spot will be filled internally (I know of a few candidates).
by ab03 on Nov 11, 2009 10:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
iCarly
It’s like David Cross once said, “You mean to tell me some pimply-faced 16-year-old boy gets to hit that, and I’m a grown man with skills, and it’s not OK?”
"I cannot believe how fucking off base I was about Tiny E before this season. The Kid is great and is going to become a star."
- Wails
by RCCook on Nov 11, 2009 11:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
…and LOL.
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Nov 11, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
My other favorite one- and I can’t remember the comedian who said it, was “Of course we all want to fuck 15-year-old girls- that’s why there’s a law against it!”
Yeah, I’m a little warped.
"I cannot believe how fucking off base I was about Tiny E before this season. The Kid is great and is going to become a star."
- Wails
by RCCook on Nov 11, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dont forget I was the ORGINAL
With my obsession with Hilary Duff. If some guy on here is obsessed with iCarly, he’s copying ME.
by Sharky on Nov 11, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
I didn’t see I actually had a mention in the OP.
by Sharky on Nov 11, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I love you Sharky!
"When you play happy, good things will happen"-Elvis Andrus
by pblack on Nov 12, 2009 9:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Got it
you’re the original pedophile around here, let’s give credit where credit is due.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Nov 12, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Heh...
racist pedophiles are hard to find these days.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Nov 12, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
There was a time over the summer where it looked like Finnerty was going to take the mantle of biggest LSB troll
His splash onto the scene was epic. He publicly bashes The Newberg and then brazenly attempts to pick e-fights with him. One of his henchmen blatantly plagiarizes Don Newberg’s consigliere Scott Lucas. He offers incredibly baffling prospect commentary like announcing Feliz is a reliever at best or putting Jared Hyatt near the top of his rankings. He attacks Cahill, Lonestarjon, Gdawg, and every other veteran poster he can find.
And then, he disappears from the interwebs and hasn’t been seen since. It’s a shame, because that guy’s troll potential was off the charts. He was a five-tool troll who could do it all and never bat an eye. It’s a shame we’ve lost him.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
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by WestTxAg06 on Nov 11, 2009 11:01 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
You don't plagiarize the Don or anyone in his family
The disappearance was to be expected
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
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by Gdawg on Nov 11, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he was looking
like a potential All Star Troll with his crops report.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Nov 11, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cahill
Is the biggest troll on this site, or close. He just tends to have politically correct opinions, so he isn’t called out for it.
by Sharky on Nov 11, 2009 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Politically Correct?
Did you mean he’s not a nut-job, extremist idealogue like you? Or, did you mean that he doesn’t attribute enough things to vast left-wing conspiracies? Or perhaps you mean to say that Cahill doesn’t shoe-horn wild-ass, half-cocked political dip-shitery into every point he makes, and that makes him more accepted by LSBers?
Good luck with your tinfoil hat and 40 cats. Nut-job.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Nov 12, 2009 1:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Finn
He had all of the tools for a Josy-esque troll candidate: stubborn, irrational, convinced of his own ascendancy, willing to pick a fight, and he commented back on almost every criticism. Those are the five tools of a Super-Troll.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Nov 11, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Also he didn't have all the
boring repetition.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Nov 11, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This makes my day.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Nov 11, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome Back
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Nov 12, 2009 1:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We look back on the *real* Sharky days with fondness because
the real Sharky trolling days were back when the ESPN board was the main meeting place. I think we all enjoyed the ESPN days.
Sharky has paid his dues, and gets a free pass for being so consistent. Josey is on the right path to being remembered fondly. He just needs to go away for a while first.
"you stupid motherfucker?!?!!?" - Josey Wales
by cmkelly29 on Nov 11, 2009 11:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL
“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?”
"I cannot believe how fucking off base I was about Tiny E before this season. The Kid is great and is going to become a star."
- Wails
by RCCook on Nov 11, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The weird part...
is that there is this whole new generation of Rangers “ESPN Boardies.” I haven’t read many of their posts, but I would imagine it’s kind of like “Saved by the Bell: The New Class!.”
"you stupid motherfucker?!?!!?" - Josey Wales
by cmkelly29 on Nov 11, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was a lurker back then
never posted, but that’s how I first came across Jamey and his emails. Natural progression led me to LSB.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 11, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's all fine and dandy...
but after a while it gets old. Especially when said troll has only 3 or 4 responses to everything discussed. If his material was original that would be another story, but it seems like I read the same thread over and over again once he takes part in it.
As ab said, I’m ready for the next troll.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Nov 11, 2009 11:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Heh
We elect Presidents who only have three or four mantras. It’s incongruous that a blog poster with the same arsenal (by range, not content) should upset anybody, but it’s fun to watch the pack mentality take over when someone bulldogs against the consensus.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
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~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 11, 2009 11:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm willing to take the chance
that the next troll would be worse.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Nov 11, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I agree....
here he is, you decide.

Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Nov 11, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The argument I hate most for why we need trolls
is that the place will be boring otherwise. I can think of a good few times I’ve argued with other posters without either of us being trolls. There are enough differing opinions here that we don’t need trolls to keep things interesting.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Nov 11, 2009 11:54 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Does a troll know he/she's a trolll?
Maybe you and your dance partner are trolls and just don’t know it.
by robert_d_wilfong on Nov 11, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We're not trolls
Just assholes. There’s a very subtle difference :D
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Nov 11, 2009 6:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
what was that other dawg?
He was totally insufferable.
by Black Francis on Nov 11, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
who, rather
As in I forgot his name.
by Black Francis on Nov 11, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
texas_dawg
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Nov 11, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I don't post enough or have been here long enough to care...
but Josey doesn’t really bother me, nor do I really understand the Josey thread…I mean you don’t ask for one of Tampa’s high end arms, but I wouldn’t trade Cruz for Crawford either.
And I can’t tell you how much I miss Crops on the Farm…Finnerty and Ron Spellman, if you’re reading this, please come back.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Nov 11, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Personally I'd like to see Ben go through
with his threat of 1 day bans for logical fallacies.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Nov 11, 2009 12:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Will never happen.
You should know that.
by LiamP on Nov 11, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The thing about Josey
is he doesn’t acknowledge a point made against him. he just repeats everything he says over and over.
the discussions in threads get polluted with this, and there is a time when things get worn out and have to end. It is time for it to end.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Nov 11, 2009 12:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Josey is going to be scared off.
And, I don’t think he’s done anything worth banning, so….
How do I ?feel? about Josey going away. Is that what you want to know? Let’s not make this a chick discussion.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
by rooster on Nov 11, 2009 12:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If Josey stays,
and this new troll comes along as you predict, then we have two trolls. Wouldn’t one troll be better than two?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 11, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is assuming
that trolls are independent from one another, and Josey isn’t just Adam’s alter-ego sock puppet designed to rile people up
Go Rice Owls!
by JBImaknee on Nov 11, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I maintain that, if by some chance that's true, it would be one of the finest internet hoaxes I've ever witnessed
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Nov 11, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Josey
It is amazing that Josey continues to take up so much of people’s time and thought. The truly amazing I see is that people continue to fight and argue with Josey long after Josey became a common bloghold name (bloghold = my interwebs term synonymn for household). Posters around here are cleary willing to devote time and attention to Josey and I believe they on some level enjoy it.
What truly annoys me is the point that NothinG makes. It is the same repetitive stuff over and over. It clogs up the message board and makes me scroll through several series of tired argument and personal attacks.
The additional time it takes me to find relevent and insightful user comments is a nuisance and is caused by both the troll and the troll baiters. If anything, those who engage in these never-ending arguments are more to blame than Josey himself. I completely understand why AJM went through the trouble of posting a thread dedicated to stopping the troll baiting. I see it as harmful to this blog, much more harmful than someone with a negative attitude, a clear misunderstanding for the formation fo a logical argument, and a multitude of time.
I know it has been said before but as BigGuns showed “Don’t feed the troll.” You’re only hurting yourselves.
by Heebs on Nov 11, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ehh - I've quit trying to engage in substantive discussions with Josey
I pretty much just look for contradictions, point it out and move on. However, my future comments to him will be “Remember that time Will Carroll called you dumb? I sure do.”
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
by WyoRanger on Nov 11, 2009 1:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Real Fans" are grossly over rated.
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by 44FAN on Nov 11, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen Big Bad Vlad (talk about an ephemeral name)?
He’s far worse than Josey and sucks up to his troll leader, Rev.
by chrisR on Nov 13, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What I want to know
Is how you can write a blog and troll it at the same time. That’s an accomplishment right there.
by Black Francis on Nov 11, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Jon Daniel’s name was mentioned on this thread and Josey has yet to show up to bash him. I have just assumed from my short LSB tenure that Josey was somehow linked to the internet so that anytime that JD’s name was brought up, it automatically sent a message straight to Josey’s brain. I must admit, I respect Josey’s bitterness in way that if I was Daniels, I would have personal body guards around me at all time.
by casew on Nov 11, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"You gotta pay the TrollToll if you want that boy'ssoul."
-“I’m sorry, but it sounds like you are saying ’boy’s hole’ instead of boy’s soul.’”
by FuturePants on Nov 11, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Josey's too predictable
I prefer the unpredictable kind like Jayslick who will be fine and then completely freak out on Adam for being a divorce lawyer or make a post celebrating the death of whichever right-winger died unexpectedly.
When I see a post from Josey, I know it’s a post from him before I even get to the bottom.
It’s trite, boring shit that he’s probably just copy/pasting from his previous posts.
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by willamos2 on Nov 11, 2009 2:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jayslick coming unglued was probably the most entertaining one-time episode of 2009
I’d vote Finnerty for most entertaining ongoing bit, but for a one-time effort, Jayslick’s work was phenomenal.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Nov 11, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thanx guys
first id like thank jesus for the greatness of the almighty. second, id like to thank the common man, for without them, their would be no divorce’s. Id also like to thank Tony Snow and buy one get one free divorces….
… and AJM
… and Kanye
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
by Jayslick on Nov 11, 2009 5:05 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I tend to agree
Josey’s shtick is already and established inside joke at LSB, one of the great things that we can all joke about together. Reading it every day can get old and tired, sure, but that’s what the “Z” button and ab03’s troll script are for.
People just need to stop replying to him and inundating the morning threads with subthreads devoted to his shtick and the funny factor would completely outweigh the frustration-from-talking-to-a-wall factor. Other than that, I’d much rather deal with the Josey we all know and love than some other random asshole like TexasDawg or steal home.
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by lonestarJon on Nov 11, 2009 7:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I offer this thought.
Without Josey we would not have the epic line, “Sorry, Josey, I can’t understand you with Hank F.’s balls in your mouth.”
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by lisa w on Nov 11, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions 6 recs

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