Have a great Thanksgiving LSB
by hurlerhurley on Nov 25, 2009 6:19 PM CST
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I hope everybody has a good Thanksgiving.
Oh btw... post a picture of your turkey :). Or ham, etc.
preferably cooked which would be tomorrow. I'd like to see some LSB turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Be safe and eat good :) Don't forget to post a pick of your turkey. Post a pic of that bird. gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gooble
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Here's mine... naked w/o the Rangers hat
weighs in at 21 lbs. I’ll post a cooked pic tomorrow if i get a chance.
Girl with a Pearl Earring
for fucking real
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by iorange555 on Nov 25, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
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I’d like to see some LSB turkeys.
Just mention something slightly politically incorrect, and they’ll come a-runnin.
Hey, for you that shouldn’ be much of a problem, HH.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Rec it
Happy thanks giving. Thanks H.H. for finally giving a post we can rec.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
don't forget to post a pic of your turkey :)
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Lets not post uncookd turkeys on here
They look much better cooked. If I was a turkey salesman I wouldn’t show people uncooked turkeys because that must make sales go down. People get to the store, and just start barfing from the god awful smell, and the look of an ugly ass staring at you.
Disgusting. I’m thankful for sides.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
There's a reason those things are wrapped in non-see through plastic.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Mmmmmm
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
lmao
we need real pics of of thanksgiving
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by hurlerhurley on Nov 25, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Fine. Here.
Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Hurler!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all
No pictures of turkey – we are taking Mom and Grammie out. Mom doesn’t want to cook Thanksgiving dinner since Dad passed away last year, and my sister can’t make it anyway. I will post a picture of that, though :)
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
hi lisa
damn ive missed you
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by hurlerhurley on Nov 25, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
k pictures of turkeys
cooked on thanksgiving day,
do submit that turkey
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They're real, and they're spectacular
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
well hell lisa
guess ya’ll going out for for thanksgiving dinner.
hey sorry to hear about your dad passed away
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damn i;ve missed
everybody
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by hurlerhurley on Nov 25, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Probably bastes it with beer, at least.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Has Adam ever commented on a hurley hurler post?
I mean, what’s left to be said to this guy? I’m sure we all worry about him, but it feels like a never-ending train wreck most of the time.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 25, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Good question
Also, I can’t believe this thread got rec’d up to the top.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Well I'd like to say a little something before we sit down and eat our virtual turkeys. If you could take off your hats.
After a mildly successful season
It felt sort of disappointing, for some reason
They played better than we all thought
They hit, pitched, stole, caught, and fought
In the end it wasn’t enough, but it was a step in the right direction
Elvis Andrus gave the men of lonestarball endless amounts of erections
Sometimes causing the erection to pop off, and fly around the room
With all the up and coming stars we have it’s hard not to assume
To assume we’ll be better next year, we could make it to the playoffs
We should be thankful that the team might be sold
As the Hick’s organization is beginning to unfold
We should be thankful we’re not the pirates
We should be thankful that we have Elvis, Feliz, Holland, Perez, and Smoak
We should be thankful for our new hitting coach who will improve our hitter’s stroke
We should be thankful that our GM is not stupid
We should be thankful that miles finally got shot by cupid
We should be thankful Adam runs the best blog on sbnation
We should be thankful that we have sites stocked with stats and information
We should be thankful we have a computer
We should be thankful we have Scott the Scooter
How about giving thanks to your family who puts up with your addiction
Give thanks to Josey and all his contradictions
Be thankful that the sun still rises, and the rain still falls
Be thankful that you have two healthy working balls
Be thankful that rev does not run this site
Be thankful that you only have to see your in-laws for one night
I’ll be thankful for the idiot who says “I’m thankful this FanPost is over”
And I’ll pray your attitude gets a much needed makeover
We should be thankful there was not a sequel to the best cleat pun story ever
We should be thankful that we all have other fans to share this endeavor
Because no matter what we disagree on
We all share one thing, and that is our love for the Texas Rangers, and the love of the game
In 2010 the AL West title is ours to reclaim.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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by iorange555 on Nov 25, 2009 9:43 PM CST reply actions 14 recs
Fucking beautiful.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Yes hit the nail on the head
Sometimes causing the erection to pop off, and fly around the room
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
My dad had tickets to that infamous Dolphins-Cowboys game
But we didn’t make it because we got into an accident trying to drive there. As you’ll remember most roads were frozen that day.
But nobody got hurt, and we ended up walking to a Shoneys and having a meal instead
+1
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 26, 2009 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
When you don't hear the name Shoneys for several years
Then hear it twice on the same day, it makes you wonder.
Sure, why not.
Best Thanksgiving I ever had was when I was 13 or 14. We went to my aunt’s place and she had a pool table set up on the back patio (which had a roof and was screened in, ext). I spent the day learning to shoot pool, which enabled me to ignore the fuck out of all those weird relatives you’re supposed to know but really couldn’t tell from Adam. And with all the smoking and drinking going on there was kind of a bar atmosphere to the whole deal, which was cool.
Plus I was able to swipe one of my uncle’s beers halfway though the evening after he’d gotten a little trashed. All that taught me was I don’t really have a taste for the stuff, but yeah.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Nov 25, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I found this post epic. Makes these threads worth it.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 26, 2009 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
Well
I went to my friends thanksgiving after mine because I was still hungry, and his family is crazy. When I got there they were all in the living room eating cheetos, and watching a football game, so I sat down next to his grandma who was just chomping down on the cheetos it was fascinating to watch. Anyways no one was saying anything they were all just watching the game, so I said “When is the food going to be ready?” and his grandma looked at me with a mouth full of cheetos and said “We’ve already ate, hun” and I got showered in wet cheeto crumbs with denture saliva.
I went home, and ate leftover pie while watching Men in Black.
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by iorange555 on Nov 25, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent idea.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 26, 2009 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
Ok, so where's your story, then?
I won’t ever forget Thanksgiving of 1993, while I was still in grad school at SMU.
I had a gig with my brass quintet at some Spanish-speaking church down in Oak Cliff area. The service was at 9:00 a.m. and we were all pretty hungover. We played well, though, but one of the amateur soloists was drunk and we had a hard time not laughing. During the drive home after the service it had already started to ice on the roads. Luckily, being from western New York I didn’t really have any trouble.
Ate dinner at a friend’s apartment, we all cooked. Dinner was great, and then to start the drinking we played century club — drink a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes — while watching Leon Lett slip on the ice against Miami. After that we ate some pumpkin pie and played 3-man and quarters and built what we called Stonehenge – several towers of empty beer cans that went floor to ceiling (the top can crushed just so to fit). With Carmina Burana blasting from the stereo we celebrated with shots of Balzams, a Latvian liquor that basically tastes like kerosene. A bunch of music majors makes for a geeky party, lots of drinking to loud, brassy classical music like Orff, Bruckner, Mahler, etc.
Chicken Wings followed, as by that time we were hungry again. That is probably the most I have ever ate and drank in one day. I passed out on the couch, the next morning it took me about 40 minutes to clear off the ice from the car to drive home.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Nov 26, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Century Club"....ugh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 AM CST up reply actions
Just .. wow.
I thought I was reading an old Hunter S. Thompson memoir there for a second ..
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 27, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Some trips driving on snow and ice.
More than a couple – one year, in Iowa, headed for a dinner within-laws. Left Broken Arrow at 2 am “just in case the roads were bad”. Got north of Kansas City and found I-29 totally iced over. The resulting 150 mile “controlled” slide took an additional 8 hours. We are leftovers that Friday, having missed the sit down dinner. 2nd dumbest thing I ever did.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 25, 2009 11:17 PM CST reply actions
Footnote
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 25, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
What was the dumbest thing?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Every year me and my old high school friends go out and get wrecked....
I wake up this morning…I have a black eye (fell on my face), don’t know where my credit card is, my car is on Fry Street, and my wife hates me at this moment…
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Nov 26, 2009 8:47 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Happy Thanksgiving
and to all a good meal!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
If this where facebook
This post would be underlined by the words “Kevin Millwood and Tommy Hunter like this”.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Nov 26, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Happy Thanksgiving, pals...
by ghostofErikThompson on Nov 26, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
nice!
damn… now that bird does look good.
Good job on this turkey!
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by hurlerhurley on Nov 27, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
Great thread
Much enjoyed :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
So,
you’d like to stuff her? Cover her with your gravy? Touch her wishbone? Get her to gobble your giblets?
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You should get in good with
Syria or Bulgaria. They’re right next to Turkey.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Nov 28, 2009 3:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
here's my bird...
for Thanksgiving day.
and here’s what’s left of the turkey carcass
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my turkey wishbone...
is bigger than yours
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by hurlerhurley on Nov 27, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Stop it.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 27, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
ha
hey… i cook the best collard greens
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by hurlerhurley on Nov 27, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions
serious
my collard greens are the best
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by hurlerhurley on Nov 27, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions
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