10 points to whoever comes up with the best caption for this Ricky Rubio photo
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Gotta make it sexy!
It’s all about nips and hips!
Jesus its gonna be a long offseason.
by Tyler H on Nov 28, 2009 10:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
My girl met Cole Hamel’s girl at a celebrity tennis tournament and … yada yada yada … here I am with my nipple in soft focus. sigh
by shroomer on Nov 28, 2009 10:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Google says he's a Spanish basketball player.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Oooohh mi amor.
Es por ti que yo vivo y por ti suspiro
No solo hoy solo hoy si no siempre
Tu estrella brilla siempre en mi
Y este contigo sera realidad te quiero mucho baby
Te quiero mucho. Mi amor.
I'm having trouble with this one
I was going to pitch it as a Vodka ad, but Rubio’s nipple probably wouldn’t be evident in such an ad; he’d be fully clothed while keeping the girl in full thrall nonetheless. Also, she has the dominant position.
Maybe It’s a glossy-hair shampoo/conditioner?
The NBA....where nipple happens
by BombDiggity on Nov 28, 2009 11:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
"Saggy tits - it's not just for geriatrics anymore"
Seriously – is his nipple about waist level?
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Nah
It’s photoshopped. For some reason they decided to move his head and left arm. Magazine people do this crazy shit all the time.
by Black Francis on Nov 29, 2009 2:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'll close my shirt if you fix your hair!!
So that's how Michael Phelps can eat 10,000 calories a day!
Kind of hard to do
since there is no hilarity in the photo.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
OK
He has a heartbeat, but it’s going “je je je je je”
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 28, 2009 11:47 PM CST reply actions
Since this thread is tanking
Can we all agree that the Gameday commercial with Urban Meyer is one of the shittiest things on television?
Is it on youtube?
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Neither of us wants to play for the Wolves.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
x
The Spanish government felt that Ricky Rubio would be the ideal candidate to be the face of their anti-purple nurple campaign.
Sources say ...
…. when Tiger Woods saw the nipple he drove over his own mailbox and ran into a neighbor’s tree.
by shroomer on Nov 29, 2009 1:04 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
95% of americans don't know the answer to this question
Nipple, or the very tip of a hot?
Bonus Question this one really fucks with the Germans
Which one is the woman in this photo?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Hot Dog!***
damn.
His Generic Ricky Martinness messed with my mind.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Rubio:
“The last hooker had a bigger penis” or “If this icky breeder doesn’t get off of me, I’m going to lactate paella in her eye.”
That's why they call them business sox
Ricky Rubio Shows off his Brown Recluse Spider Bite before the wound opens up, and spreads down his tan chest.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
"I just took this picture, so I could E-Mail my hermano, and tell him what I was doing"
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 1:51 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Little does she know, I'm actually a man
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Nov 29, 2009 1:51 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
"Yeah....that's right I make my own jerky"
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 2:00 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Shrooms is probably the best
In a capatalizing-on-current-events sorta way.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Note to everybody
The nipple is incredibly obvious. Think of something else.
by brettgardner on Nov 29, 2009 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
i don't deny that all of these bad..
but this is what you came up with?
"you stupid motherfucker?!?!!?" - Josey Wales
Going green.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 30, 2009 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 30, 2009 1:57 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
"I still don't see what this had to do with the draft"
“Dear , Ricky Rubio you sexy latino man, you. In order to be eligible for the draft I need to see a picture of you, and your girlfriend laying down together. I want you to stare seductively into the camera with your eyes, oh your eyes how I love your sexy eyes. I want her to be on top of you.
Love, David Stern.
P.S. Don’t be afraid to show a nipple, or two.
P.S. Your nipple of course, silly. :]"
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
to photographer...
“So this is supposed to make people think I’m NOT gay?”
AJM, please take this down...
this picture is making me hungry.
To me, that guy looks like what Jake Gyllenhaal would look like if he did a Twilight movie.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
I'm boycotting LSB
until that picture is off the main page.
Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"
"Ricky's Backdoor Play"
a new fragrance by estee lauder
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
I would swap places with him
but I would have a boner
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
That guy has two cock roaches on his chest!
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
How do you say, ah yes
Too sexy!
"I cannot believe how fucking off base I was about Tiny E before this season. The Kid is great and is going to become a star."
- Wails
OT: This guy is full of shit
Then again, maybe he’s not. If you’ve read a Sharky or Miles post, or watched any daytime TV lately you have to take him at least a little seriously.
It reminds me of that movie. I forget the title but some moron wakes up in the future and it turns out he’s the smartest guy around. There was a big famine because they were trying to irrigate their crops with gatorade. Overall the film was a disappointment but the concept was sound. What was the title of it?
I don't follow basketball at all
I thought he was someone from New Moon.
And that Adam had lost it.
"It's not a good strategy, but it's my strategy." -- Courtney Lucas
heh
nipshot: your doing it wrong!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
They don't grow chicks like this in Minnesota..
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Nov 29, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions
So...
Who wins?
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Hey LSJ
We win as a team, we lose as a team.
Alright?
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
Well, this thread needs more energy then.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Maybe Alex Cora is available ..
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 30, 2009 1:59 AM CST up reply actions
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