10 points to whoever comes up with the best caption for this Ricky Rubio photo

3 months ago Adam J. Morris 80 comments 0 recs |

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Hola Nipplesota!

by Mister Naxal on Nov 28, 2009 10:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gotta make it sexy!

It’s all about nips and hips!

Jesus its gonna be a long offseason.

by Tyler H on Nov 28, 2009 10:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs

My girl met Cole Hamel’s girl at a celebrity tennis tournament and … yada yada yada … here I am with my nipple in soft focus. sigh

by shroomer on Nov 28, 2009 10:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Ricky who?

by backwoods on Nov 28, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Google says he's a Spanish basketball player.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

by lonestarJon on Nov 28, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"For lesbian porn click here!"

by MikeEl on Nov 28, 2009 10:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

x

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

by lonestarJon on Nov 28, 2009 10:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oooohh mi amor.

Es por ti que yo vivo y por ti suspiro
No solo hoy solo hoy si no siempre
Tu estrella brilla siempre en mi
Y este contigo sera realidad te quiero mucho baby
Te quiero mucho. Mi amor.

by tlt29 on Nov 28, 2009 11:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I'm having trouble with this one

I was going to pitch it as a Vodka ad, but Rubio’s nipple probably wouldn’t be evident in such an ad; he’d be fully clothed while keeping the girl in full thrall nonetheless. Also, she has the dominant position.

Maybe It’s a glossy-hair shampoo/conditioner?

My podcast. I'd be very appreciative of any listeners-for enjoyment, criticism, or otherwise.

by Conjunction on Nov 28, 2009 11:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

"Joanie loves Chachi's nipple"

by Panorama on Nov 28, 2009 11:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

My nipples are bigger than yours….

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Nov 28, 2009 11:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The NBA....where nipple happens

by BombDiggity on Nov 28, 2009 11:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

"Saggy tits - it's not just for geriatrics anymore"

Seriously – is his nipple about waist level?

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Nov 28, 2009 11:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Nah

It’s photoshopped. For some reason they decided to move his head and left arm. Magazine people do this crazy shit all the time.

613photo

by Black Francis on Nov 29, 2009 2:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'll close my shirt if you fix your hair!!

So that's how Michael Phelps can eat 10,000 calories a day!

by BigGuns on Nov 28, 2009 11:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This gets my vote.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Nov 29, 2009 1:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Kind of hard to do

since there is no hilarity in the photo.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Nov 28, 2009 11:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

OK

He has a heartbeat, but it’s going “je je je je je”

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Nov 28, 2009 11:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Since this thread is tanking

Can we all agree that the Gameday commercial with Urban Meyer is one of the shittiest things on television?

by brettgardner on Nov 28, 2009 11:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Is it on youtube?

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

by lonestarJon on Nov 28, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Neither of us wants to play for the Wolves.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Nov 28, 2009 11:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Ricky Rubio’s blind female friend confirms his suspicion: The bumps on his areolas do indeed spell out “SUCK HERE” in Braille.

"you stupid motherfucker?!?!!?" - Josey Wales

by cmkelly29 on Nov 29, 2009 12:06 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

x

The Spanish government felt that Ricky Rubio would be the ideal candidate to be the face of their anti-purple nurple campaign.

by LiamP on Nov 29, 2009 12:42 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Sources say ...

…. when Tiger Woods saw the nipple he drove over his own mailbox and ran into a neighbor’s tree.

by shroomer on Nov 29, 2009 1:04 AM CST reply actions 3 recs

95% of americans don't know the answer to this question

Nipple, or the very tip of a hot?

Bonus Question this one really fucks with the Germans

Which one is the woman in this photo?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 1:06 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hot Dog!***

damn.

His Generic Ricky Martinness messed with my mind.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 1:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

He kind of looks more like a Spanish Ellen Degeneres

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 1:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Rubio:

“The last hooker had a bigger penis” or “If this icky breeder doesn’t get off of me, I’m going to lactate paella in her eye.”

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Nov 29, 2009 1:22 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Ricky Rubio Shows off his Brown Recluse Spider Bite before the wound opens up, and spreads down his tan chest.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 1:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

"I just took this picture, so I could E-Mail my hermano, and tell him what I was doing"

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 1:51 AM CST reply actions 3 recs

Little does she know, I'm actually a man

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Nov 29, 2009 1:51 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 1:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"Yeah....that's right I make my own jerky"

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 2:00 AM CST reply actions 3 recs

Gee

These are all TERRIBLE

by oc on Nov 29, 2009 2:46 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

Shrooms is probably the best

In a capatalizing-on-current-events sorta way.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

by lonestarJon on Nov 29, 2009 3:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

No shit.

by brettgardner on Nov 29, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Note to everybody

The nipple is incredibly obvious. Think of something else.

by brettgardner on Nov 29, 2009 10:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

↓

by oc on Nov 29, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i don't deny that all of these bad..

but this is what you came up with?

"you stupid motherfucker?!?!!?" - Josey Wales

by cmkelly29 on Nov 29, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

At least I didn't make a star out of the damn nipple

by oc on Nov 29, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't act like you don't want to suck on it

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 30, 2009 12:00 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

_

by oc on Nov 30, 2009 12:41 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs

Going green.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Nov 30, 2009 1:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Tumbling and weed

Two things you know a lot about.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 30, 2009 1:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Well

One of ’em, anyway

by oc on Nov 30, 2009 1:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Nov 30, 2009 1:57 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs

haha true.

"you stupid motherfucker?!?!!?" - Josey Wales

by cmkelly29 on Nov 30, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

How 'bout that side boob?

Huh? That turn you on? Well, it shouldn’t, because that’s MY side boob.

by AmnGuest2006 on Nov 29, 2009 3:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Over-rated.

Looks like Brandon Jennings talked the talk.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Nov 29, 2009 3:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

...and, uh, walked the walk.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Nov 29, 2009 3:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline.

by bruce182 on Nov 29, 2009 5:28 AM CST reply actions 3 recs

Breast milk…it does a body good!

"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...

by 8legs2fangs on Nov 29, 2009 6:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

"I still don't see what this had to do with the draft"

“Dear , Ricky Rubio you sexy latino man, you. In order to be eligible for the draft I need to see a picture of you, and your girlfriend laying down together. I want you to stare seductively into the camera with your eyes, oh your eyes how I love your sexy eyes. I want her to be on top of you.

Love, David Stern.

P.S. Don’t be afraid to show a nipple, or two.

P.S. Your nipple of course, silly. :]"

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Nov 29, 2009 6:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

“Despite the attractiveness of the severed upper torso on Rubio’s chest, do not be confused: Rubio is a HOMOSEXUAL serial killer.”

by ElCaudernoRojo on Nov 29, 2009 7:39 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

“Does Johnny Flynn have a sister this hot? Huh? Suck on that. (and this)”

by ElCaudernoRojo on Nov 29, 2009 7:40 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

"Dear ARod..."

“You know you want my nipple.”

by MikeEl on Nov 29, 2009 8:32 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

to photographer...

“So this is supposed to make people think I’m NOT gay?”

by MikeEl on Nov 29, 2009 8:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

AJM, please take this down...

this picture is making me hungry.

To me, that guy looks like what Jake Gyllenhaal would look like if he did a Twilight movie.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Nov 29, 2009 8:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I'm boycotting LSB

until that picture is off the main page.

Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"

by tricer on Nov 29, 2009 8:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

"Ricky's Backdoor Play"

a new fragrance by estee lauder

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Nov 29, 2009 9:12 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I would swap places with him

but I would have a boner

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Nov 29, 2009 9:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

That guy has two cock roaches on his chest!

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

by rooster on Nov 29, 2009 10:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

How do you say, ah yes

Too sexy!

"I cannot believe how fucking off base I was about Tiny E before this season. The Kid is great and is going to become a star."

- Wails

by RCCook on Nov 29, 2009 10:11 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

got leche?

by chrisR on Nov 29, 2009 10:19 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

OT: This guy is full of shit

LINK

Then again, maybe he’s not. If you’ve read a Sharky or Miles post, or watched any daytime TV lately you have to take him at least a little seriously.

It reminds me of that movie. I forget the title but some moron wakes up in the future and it turns out he’s the smartest guy around. There was a big famine because they were trying to irrigate their crops with gatorade. Overall the film was a disappointment but the concept was sound. What was the title of it?

613photo

by Black Francis on Nov 29, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs