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Around SBN: Knicks 90, Raptors 87: "Shump and Lin wouldn't let us lose."

Further proof that Vicente's one of the greatest minds of our generation.

Another report
says he was shot by his bodyguard, which would be delightfully ironic.

Hat-tip to Jorge Arangure.

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"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire

by LSJ on Nov 3, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

So first

swine flu and now he shot himself…. what’s next?

by GregoryM on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

The Plax treatment.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by inactive lsb user on Nov 3, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

I wondered how long it would take for this to show up here after I saw it on Twitter.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Nov 3, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

Update

He was accidentally shot by his bodyguard, according to the press in Nicaragua.

http://tinyurl.com/ygga82v

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 12:33 AM CST reply actions  

Awesome.

Can we hire this guy to be Marlon Byrd’s bodyguard?

"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire

by LSJ on Nov 4, 2009 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Keith Law's take ...

“Padilla’s dirty little secret – the bodyguard was aiming at the guy in the passenger seat.”

by shroomer on Nov 4, 2009 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

That's gonna be one expensive hole in his leg

Not quite Plax expensive, bu pricey nonetheless

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Nov 4, 2009 8:02 AM CST reply actions  

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