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Further proof that Vicente's one of the greatest minds of our generation.

Another report
says he was shot by his bodyguard, which would be delightfully ironic.

Hat-tip to Jorge Arangure.

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"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire

by lonestarJon on Nov 3, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So first

swine flu and now he shot himself…. what’s next?

by GregoryM on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Plax treatment.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Nov 3, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I wondered how long it would take for this to show up here after I saw it on Twitter.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Nov 3, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Update

He was accidentally shot by his bodyguard, according to the press in Nicaragua.

http://tinyurl.com/ygga82v

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 12:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Can we hire this guy to be Marlon Byrd’s bodyguard?

"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire

by lonestarJon on Nov 4, 2009 1:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Keith Law's take ...

“Padilla’s dirty little secret – the bodyguard was aiming at the guy in the passenger seat.”

by shroomer on Nov 4, 2009 8:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's gonna be one expensive hole in his leg

Not quite Plax expensive, bu pricey nonetheless

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Nov 4, 2009 8:02 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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