Padilla gets accidentally shot in the leg. I shit you not.
Further proof that Vicente's one of the greatest minds of our generation.
Another report says he was shot by his bodyguard, which would be delightfully ironic.
Hat-tip to Jorge Arangure.
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"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire
by lonestarJon on Nov 3, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So first
swine flu and now he shot himself…. what’s next?
by GregoryM on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Plax treatment.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by Chase Irwin on Nov 3, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
I wondered how long it would take for this to show up here after I saw it on Twitter.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Nov 3, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wonder how many he sucked down before he went to the range...
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by PM Productions on Nov 3, 2009 10:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
15 cocks, and one beer.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Nov 3, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Update
He was accidentally shot by his bodyguard, according to the press in Nicaragua.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 12:33 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
Can we hire this guy to be Marlon Byrd’s bodyguard?
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire
by lonestarJon on Nov 4, 2009 1:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Keith Law's take ...
“Padilla’s dirty little secret – the bodyguard was aiming at the guy in the passenger seat.”
by shroomer on Nov 4, 2009 8:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's gonna be one expensive hole in his leg
Not quite Plax expensive, bu pricey nonetheless
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Nov 4, 2009 8:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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