Padilla gets accidentally shot in the leg. I shit you not.
Further proof that Vicente's one of the greatest minds of our generation.
Another report says he was shot by his bodyguard, which would be delightfully ironic.
Hat-tip to Jorge Arangure.
over 2 years ago
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LULZ
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire
So first
swine flu and now he shot himself…. what’s next?
by GregoryM on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions
The Plax treatment.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Nov 3, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Haha
I wondered how long it would take for this to show up here after I saw it on Twitter.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Wonder how many he sucked down before he went to the range...
TCU AD/PR Student: I Need A Job
by FormerLSBUser on Nov 3, 2009 10:22 PM CST reply actions
15 cocks, and one beer.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Nov 3, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Update
He was accidentally shot by his bodyguard, according to the press in Nicaragua.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 12:33 AM CST reply actions
Keith Law's take ...
“Padilla’s dirty little secret – the bodyguard was aiming at the guy in the passenger seat.”
That's gonna be one expensive hole in his leg
Not quite Plax expensive, bu pricey nonetheless
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law


















