Vicente Padilla accidentally shot in hunting accident
Per Adam Katz, Padilla's agent, Padilla was accidentally shot in the thigh by his bodyguard when the bodyguard was trying to fix his gun.
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Early notes in a fanshot
Including someone’s awesone question, “Can we get that guy to be Marlon Byrd’s bodyguard?”
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
Is it wrong if I laughed?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
I clicked the comments to say this exact same thing.
So, it may be wrong, but you’re not the only one.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 4, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
I wonder if he goes spot lighting for rabbits in his yellow Ferrari.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
um,
Carl Everett and John Rocker would like to have a word with you…
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 4, 2009 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
I still think Vinny was weirder.
If only because he was so ultra private and bizare things would leak out. Carl was upfront how he didn’t believe in dinosaurs and how Rocker hated the gays.
yup Rocker wore his idiot on his sleeve...
Vinny is more like a guy who may have dead bodies buried under his houses crawlspace.
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
Heh.
But, not believing in dinosaurs makes you pretty durn weird…
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 4, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
exactly, Vinny has the feel of someone who you really have to wonder what he's got in his garage
he could be up to some american physco stuff
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
What the hell is fisko?
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Physicians Co-op
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Nov 4, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
A year after the Reggie! bar hit the market
a much less successful ‘Fisko’ bar, in honor of Carlton Fisk also hit stores.
After only a dozen bars were purchased (all by Fisk family members) it was pulled quickly from shelves.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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Seriously though
I have a hard time believing this story… Padilla was drunk, he shot himself, nuff said.
This will most likely be a FA year right? I dont think the Dodgers will pick up his option.
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by FormerLSBUser on Nov 4, 2009 9:23 AM CST reply actions
Nah it's probably accurate
Then again, maybe he was hunting jaguars. Don’t know the bodyguard (?) but have learned enough about Padilla to believe it.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
check that
he has no option, but there is a story out there today about the dodgers wanting him back… I think he is best suited for the NL
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by FormerLSBUser on Nov 4, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
I thought that went away when we released him?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Just be thankful
He didn’t hire a better shot.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 9:28 AM CST up reply actions
this has a "Jeff Kent breaking his wrist while washing his truck" feel to it
I’m betting there were prostitutes, tequila, and skeet shooting off of a balcony involved in some way.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Yeah, if he was actually hunting I'm betting that he was probably hunting humans
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
Ugie Urbina style baby
Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"
I forgot about that...
Poured paint thinner on them, set them on fire, then wacked them with a machete….
Crazy
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
Yeah, in reality, Padzilla probably doesn't even have a serious case for craziest player in franchise history
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
Roger Moret, Jim Merritt
Jim Kern, Fergie in the 70’s (who asked the team if he could put the name “Ahmad” on the back of his uniform), Sparky Lyle (who used to sit on birthday cakes) were all “wild and crazy guys” back in the day.
Kern, Jenkins and Lyle were on the same staff in ’79.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I'm gonna give Urbina the edge in this one.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
Yeah, Urbina probably has a case for craziest player in MLB history
Not 1970s style “wacky” crazy, but serious lunacy.
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
What about King Carl Everett?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I'll go with Albert Belle or Rocker first.
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by inactive lsb user on Nov 5, 2009 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think it's remotely funny that somebody
was in a shooting accident.
Would you laugh if this happened to Feldman, Holland or Feliz?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Not specifically, ajm
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I might laugh if you were shot in the leg, yeah.
But you don’t play for the Rangers and you don’t matter at all to anything remotely connected to my life, so there you go.
I have a friend who lives in Corpus Christi
He actually briefly posted on the NMLR board, until wufdog and Kaiser Soze started flaming him and accusing him of being me.
Anyway…a few years ago, his wife called me about some case she was dealing with she wanted my input on, and she said, “Oh, by the way, Chris got shot this past weekend.”
It turns out that he and some buddies were out shooting on someone’s ranch, and someone got some big high-caliber weapon. Chris didn’t want any part of it, so he backed way out of the way. The guy fired it, and it ricocheted and some part of it hit him in the arm.
He had to go to the doctor, but no permanent damage, and he just had to take painkillers for a couple of days and then was fine. We laughed about it.
Seems like a similar situation to this one.
by Adam J. Morris on Nov 4, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
So....yes you'd be laughing
your ass off if this happened to Holland, Feldman or Feliz.
Gotcha down.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I'm not laughing my ass off about it happening to Padilla
by Adam J. Morris on Nov 4, 2009 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
A slight chortle
or a mild guffaw instead?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I've been fishing along the bank
and had nearby dove hunters spray shot over my head and across the lake in front of me. Figured that was a sign to fish another day.
SHUT UP AND GO AWAY TODAY!!
No one wants to hear your crap that JD just wet his bed and cut Pidillia bc he didnt draft him
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
I think it's funny, bc it was just a grazing flesh wound...
..if it had cracked his femur in half I wouldn’t be laughing.
And I would think it was just as funny if it happened to any of those 3, my brother, dad, me, and especially you.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
Karma's a mother fu*ker.
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Nov 4, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, it is.
That’s why I limited it to flesh wounds.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
Would you laugh if this happened to Feldman, Holland or Feliz?
No, but I would laugh at you when you tried to blame it on JD.
Have you noticed how many of your posts
are direct shots at me?
No big deal because it’s the equivalent of throwing spitwads at a battleship but your existence on this board is almost entirely devoted to defending the incompetence of Little Boy Donuts.
Bring something of substance to the table for everybody to kick around one day, will ya?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
This is funny.
Maybe you should stop ignoring the substance of everything I have to say and try to engage in a legitimate conversation for once. Then people might take you seriously.
As mentioned previously, it's spitwads
hitting a battleship so it’s of very little consequence but these little skirmishes are the only thing in your bag.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Aren't the costs of books a real MF for students these days?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Talk about re-issues.
That sound you hear is a collective yawn. You’re not even getting bites on your stupid shit anymore and it’s obviously driving you crazy.
Poor guy.
by brettgardner on Nov 4, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
It's gotten laughable at this point
Hey Brett, where are you at law school?
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
Well
I lied when I first came here, so that’s not surprising.
by brettgardner on Nov 4, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Which school?
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
i think it's funny that you're a douchebag
and are completely oblivious to that fact.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
?
Hey, as the quote from Air America goes, “If you can’t laugh at war, whats the use of fighting”.
Look, if the guy had been shot and killed, everyone would be all “baseball has lost an ambassador” and “its so sad, cut down in the prime of life” and shit.
Since it was only a flesh wound (“You’re arms off!” “no it isn’t”) we can laugh at it.
Plus, its Padilla, so laughing at it is even better.
And of course, asking if we’d laugh if Holland had been shot, well, he was hanging out with Lil Wayne on halloween, and you know all those rappers are packing the heat. :)
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Look, if the guy had been shot and killed, everyone would be all "baseball has lost an ambassador"
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that no one would ever refer to Vicente Padilla as “an ambassador.”
by Adam J. Morris on Nov 4, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Possibly in Nicaragua
The macho guy from outside Managua who made it to the Major Leagues. Only Dennis Martinez did so earlier, and was considered Presidential material. Plus, VP basically established a team in their league, as well as kids programs nationally. I guess you’d have to be there.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
For the Record...
I’m laughing at this, and I wouldn’t be at Feldman, Holland, or Feliz. I also laughed at Plaxico, and I wouldn’t be for Austin, Jones, or Witten.
I have 0 problems saying that I think the stupidity of man is funny, and that I like my favorite teams.
Got me down?
Course not - what Plaxico did was illegal
In Nicaragua, I don’t think it’s illegal to intentionally shoot someone.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
???
“I don’t think it’s illegal to intentionally shoot someone.” I’m pretty sure that is illegal anywhere in the world.
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by Dirk Diggler on Nov 4, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
gagree.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 4, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Oh come on
You want us to believe you were making a joke? Pray tell – what was the joke?
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
I didn't say I said a joke.
I knew he couldn’t possibly be serious about what he wrote. I also didn’t find any humor in it myself. SO, I guess more than anything I was looking for clarification – kinda like what you two doing. I’m married therefore I spend countless hours not being understood or understanding what the fuck she is saying. Excuse me if I want clarity in my internet life. I’m gonna cry now because y’all hurt my feelings.
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It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
It's a different world down there
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
Is it a safe bet
That bodyguard is looking for a new job
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Nov 4, 2009 10:33 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Sure it was an accident.
Padilla had probably thrown at him earlier in the evening.
by jcAustin on Nov 4, 2009 10:42 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
and somewhere Michael Young chuckles...
…like Vinny did when Young got hit with a pitch.
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- Gil LeBreton
by BigGuns on Nov 4, 2009 10:56 AM CST reply actions 8 recs
Gotta rec this one.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
VP wasn't laughing at MY getting hit...
He was laughing / rolling his eyes at the umpire for issuing warnings to both benches.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Where did you get that reasoning?
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
I think I agree with that
Having watched it with some interest when it happened.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Nov 4, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
You agree with him rolling his eyes at the warning?
I’m not saying I agree or disagree, I was just wondering the source of the material. If it’s Padilla himself, I find it fishy since he originally said he was in the clubhouse when it happened and not even on the bench.
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
He was on the bench when it happened.
There was a 3-4 second delay as the umpire came out and issued the warning to both teams and then the camera panned at VP.
That was the moment he rolled his eyes and smirked (or laughed).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I watched the game also
and I know he was on the bench. Reading comprehension check again. Padilla originally said when asked about the laughing and eye rolling that he didn’t do that because he was in the clubhouse, not on the bench when it happened.
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
I never read where Padilla said he was in the clubhouse
when it happened. That makes no sense for him to say that because he was clearly on the bench unless he ran up the tunnel and plopped his ass on the bench just before the camera panned towards him.
If you watched the game than you know the camera didn’t pan towards VP until after the warnings were issued.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I recall Padilla saying he was in the clubhouse, I believe it was in an article after he was cut.
Too lazy to find it…..just trust me ;)
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
It was
He said the thing about me laughing at MY, I wasn’t even on the bench, I was in the clubhouse. Something to that extent.
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
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In Padilla’s last start he lost to the Oakland A’s, in the first inning he surrendered a home run to Scott Hairston, two batters later he hit Kurt Suzuki. Two innings later the A’s retaliated by plunking Michael Young. Immediately after that the TV cameras caught Padilla, sitting in the dugout, smiling a smirk face. When asked about it later he denied laughing at Michael saying he was in the clubhouse.
http://www.baseballdigest.com/2009/08/08/vicente-padilla-so-long-farewell-auf-wiedersehen-goodnight/
by GregoryM on Nov 4, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
The umpire immediately warned both teams
after Young was hit and that is when the camera went to Padilla.
If Padilla were to laugh because one of his teammates got hit, his teammates are pussies for not kicking his ass.
He’s getting a bad rap because the organization wanted to get rid of him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Come on now......
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
I don't believe that Padilla's teammates
are pussies so that’s why I don’t believe he was laughing at Young getting hit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Maybe
his teammates aren’t as smart as you. Maybe they weren’t able to be 100% sure of what he was laughing at like you. It wouldn’t be the first time you were smarter than everyone else.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Josey...
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Agreed that I have a lot of chips in that basket
but my premise was that CDavis being shoehorned into the line-up every day while Hank F was getting dicked around by the FO (that the vets hate) and it was hurting the chemistry of the team.
I was right.
The argument can be made that everybody who continues to bash Hank F have just as many chips in this argument.I eagerly await your response, and the subsequent links.
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
This I can agree with
You’re right, the organization was trying to get rid of him. They put him on waivers and not a damn team bit.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Or maybe
They were playing the ignore game and didn’t care what he was doing anymore because his time was limited.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I watched the game
and as soon as the umpire gave the warning, Padilla laughed and rolled his eyes.
It was interpreted that Padilla was laughing at a teammate getting hit but that didn’t make sense. VP wasn’t popular with his teammates or the organization and he rarely spoke to the media so the story about him laughing at Young getting hit was able to get traction.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Okay
Well a guy who lies about his whereabouts when the incident happens usually is a guy who is trying to crawfish his way out of trouble. Just my opinion
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 4, 2009 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
exactly never put anything past a crazy person..
He shouldn’t of been laughing for either count and yes the I was somewhere else story only makes it look worse.
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
Big Guns...
Comes through. Bravo.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 4, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
thanks to you Rangerdanger...
I am an official Modern Family aficionado. Good call on that show sir, it’s quite funny!
I’m looking forward to watching it again tonight.
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
Yay! Glad you like it!
…and now I will refrain from asking you which family unit you relate most to/find most amusing ;-)
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I can relate to the married couple most...
however I find the ghey couple most amusing. The fat dude is a bit over the top for me to be able to relate to but he sure is funny.
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
Why?
You like pitchers that suck?
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by Kinslerhomer on Nov 4, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
i was joking
we paid him millions to leave. I will miss his off the field shenanigans, though.
Hell, I don’t want Millwood around any more, either. Let’s let the kids take over.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
I snickered
People don’t snicker enough anymore. It’s a lost art. I miss Muttley. Sniff.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Nov 4, 2009 11:54 AM CST reply actions
It'd be kinda sad
if you couldn’t at least snicker that someone’s bodyguard had shot the person he was supposed to protect.
Padilla responded to getting shot
by throwing a fastball at the bodyguard’s head.
and then ran him over in an orange Lamborghini
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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While I don't think anyone (well almost anyone) is saying it's funny-haha-point-and-laugh
it is definitely a ‘smirk quietly to yourself in a ’now what?’ kinda way’ funny…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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If you're a rich guy in Nicarauga
and you’re at a shooting range, you’re probably not preparing to go hunting, but to better your self preservation skills. I figure Padilla now that he is back home is working on his shooting skills to protect himself, his stuff and his family from gangs and kidnappers. Why this was called a hunting accident when it happened at a shooting range doesn’t make much sense. The danger from robberies and kidnappings in Central America is pretty high. ( I live in El Salvador.)
"Few things go together as well as Country & Western music and crazy people" Bob Dylan
OT: speaking of dumbasses...
Man in breathalyzer costume arrested for drunk driving on halloween night.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/03/man-in-breathalyzer.html
Good help doesn't come cheap.
- Gil LeBreton
Thats the costume I wore last year
Gave it to a friend to wear this year
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
The latest I read mentioned that he was shot by his 'escort'
That brings a whole new angle on the whole thing…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
That sounds even more Vinny-like
"Feldman and Feliz and and pray for…infectious disease?"--TheJeezus on Sep 9, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
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Police spokesman Vilma Reyes said on Wednesday that Padilla’s pistol apparently jammed during a target shooting session late Tuesday.
Padilla handed the pistol to a shooting instructor, a former police captain, who didn’t realize there was a bullet in the chamber and shot himself in his hand, Padilla’s legal adviser Roberto Calderon told The Associated Press. The bullet also grazed Padilla’s leg said Calderon.
The account contradicts Padilla’s agent, Adam Katz, who told The Los Angeles Times it was a “hunting accident.”
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/11/04/padilla.shot.ap/index.html
by GregoryM on Nov 5, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions
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