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That's not how his father taught him to do it.

Bad Timmy.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Nov 5, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I like him even more now

Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"

by tricer on Nov 5, 2009 8:09 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

attaboy Timmy!

Of course he’s a stoner he plays for San Francisco and look at that hair.

Good help doesn't come cheap.

- Gil LeBreton

by BigGuns on Nov 5, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Ganja!

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Nov 5, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I can't decide what I think

On the one hand, I’m so totally not surprised.

On the other hand, I wish he hadn’t gotten caught because the hand-wringing among some Twitter peeps is truly annoying. He’s a role model, doncha know – it’s a huge disappointment, and no one should ever, ever smoke weed. Ever. Or they’re going to hell.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Nov 5, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I must admit this made me lol a little.

But I’m high, so maybe that’s why.

by JBP on Nov 6, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is all I can think of

Him and his EA Sports alter-ego sitting around, watching Animal Planet and toking it up. Freeeeaky.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.

by WyoRanger on Nov 5, 2009 8:21 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Not going to lie,

that channel, especially if Planet Earth is on, is the best to watch….much better than TLC, The Little Couple is fucking terrifying high

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Nov 5, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We like to smoke the weed...

and we don’t listen to that.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Nov 6, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

I’m officially proposing that we get all our pitchers on weed, stat.

"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

"...he wasn’t a good hitter, just a good middle of the order bat that hit a lot of homers." - NYTXFAN on Mark McGwire

by lonestarJon on Nov 5, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yeh just what we need...

Kevin Millwood with the munchies.

Good help doesn't come cheap.

- Gil LeBreton

by BigGuns on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Bud will probably suspend him

for 2 spring training games.

|Space for Rent|

by RangerMad on Nov 5, 2009 8:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What is

mlb policy for something like this?

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 5, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

don't know

but seeing as how you can beat your girlfriend publically and drag her down the street by her hair without getting in trouble, I’d hope that something like this is ignored by the league.

Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"

by tricer on Nov 5, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Well said, Mr. Trice.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 5, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is Murica

And, sir, narcotics like marijuana are a serious offense. He should be in San Quentin for at least 10 years. Wife beating/dragging down street — class C misdemeanor.

by Black Francis on Nov 6, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The guy

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Nov 5, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Crap. That didn't happen right.

What I meant to type:

The guy’s name is Bud. He has to be lenient, right?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Nov 5, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"

by tricer on Nov 5, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised

… that it took this long. Should have stayed in Cali.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Nov 5, 2009 8:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Will someone nickname him Beat Weed

And send him a couple of old Janis Joplin tracks?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Nov 5, 2009 10:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

TIMMAY!!!

You just don't sit in a rocking chair, when you've built a revolution.

by Escher on Nov 6, 2009 8:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

God bless us

Everyone

by oc on Nov 6, 2009 9:18 AM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Fuckin Stoner :)

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Nov 6, 2009 9:44 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

What a bad guy. He's a reputational risk.

The Giants should get rid of him. He personally needs to get out of SF and that drug culture. Maybe get to a town where there is good christian values around and teammates that have been there and can help him through this situation. :)

by Sherman McCoy on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

You beat me to it.

The filthy hippie should me made to pitch in the broiling heat in north Texas for a few years. That’ll teach him

by BEW on Nov 6, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate the tongue in cheek, heh.

There’s such thing as good christian values? When the hell did that happen?

by JBP on Nov 6, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Getting high with Timmy!!

I wish I had photoshop I’d switch that head and name out.

Good help doesn't come cheap.

- Gil LeBreton

by BigGuns on Nov 6, 2009 5:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Retarded - I am

Your 2009 Snow Monkey Ambassador

by Parman on Nov 7, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

I can’t get the link to paste.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=51146

Your 2009 Snow Monkey Ambassador

by Parman on Nov 7, 2009 11:56 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Your 2009 Snow Monkey Ambassador

by Parman on Nov 7, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs


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