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It should have never been considered, lol.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
You can't replace Marlon Byrd!
/George Dunham
I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar
The ticket is great
as long as you don’t actually listen to them for sports.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
you're too stupid to have a good time...
ROADHOUSE!!!
"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...
R.I.P. Dalton
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
Sam Elliott
elevated that movie to another level
"More than likely JW never played sports above the youth level. It amazes me that he seems to have no concept on the common reactions of an adult athlete or their normal interactions between each other." - laxonto
by Michael Cave on Dec 10, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
Sam Elliot is a beast in that movie, plain and simple.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
A polar bear fell on me
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Well I think that was pretty obvious..
but nice to hear from JD nonetheless.
"you stupid motherfucker?!?!!?" - Josey Wales
don't cry Wash.
We got Mike Lowell he’s gonna be 36 next year, you’ll love him!
So who's todays mistress? They're coming out of the Woodswork!
by BigGuns on Dec 10, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think Warsh will enter Byrd on the Opening Day scorecard at cleanup just as a memorial to the good times they had
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
heh I wouldn't be surprised to see it up there lol
So who's todays mistress? They're coming out of the Woodswork!
For all the shit that Wash took for slotting Byrd in the 4 hole
he got some pretty damn good production from him in that spot. As a cleanup hitter in ’09, Byrd posted a .306 .373 .560 .932 line. Not too shabby.
JD just killed a little bit of Ron.
But take heart Ron! We may have your club house leader in the Ranger birth of Lowell! It’s the circle of life.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
hakuna matata
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
I thought that meant
“eat the grubs”
"we’re a bunch of knee-jerking yahoos who like new and shiny things." -- FirebatM3 July 10, 2009
Hell if I know
I just know both of those are from the Lion King.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
It's means no worries, for the rest of your daaaaayyyysss.
It’s our problem freeeeee, philosophy. Hakuna Matata.
Who is going to carrry "this thing" now?
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
That's easy.
Chris Davis
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Dec 10, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
per Newberg
Harden apparently passes his physical, which is nice to see since the last time we signed an ace he didn’t have such luck
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
4 1sts again next year
baby, I feel like we might be the New England Patriots of the MLB… except we have one one playoff game in our entire existence… haha
But, you gotta just love the way this is setting up? I mean we have one of the top 2 or 3 systems according to everyone even after graduating a ton of young, productive players to the bigs and we have it now set up were we get 4 1st rounders next draft with a well proven scouting department. We are in it for the long haul boys.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
not to nitpick, but
the two compensation picks aren’t first round picks, they’re sandwiched between the first and second rounds. Also, the compensation pick for not signing Purke will have to be used on a “safe bet” kind of player who is guaranteed to sign, as the Rangers lose leverage with the do-over.
by Randy Richardson on Dec 10, 2009 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
It doesn't have to be a safe bet
If the Rangers have money, they’ll be able to do the same thing they’ve done in past years. If not, they can still get a great player but just won’t be able to jump on a player that dropped for money concerns.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Yes, Yes, I know this
but we have been very, very effective with this sandwhich picks and with hopefully new ownership coming in to spen some money, I entirely expect to JD to go back to spending big bucks in the draft. He’s been very effective with it recently and with hopefully even more money to deal with, he’ll do it again.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
yikes, grammar/spelling meltdown
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Wen they gonna spen some money and git sum pitchin in here?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yeah, and to sort of defend your definition of them as "first rounders"
While they’re not “first rounders” per se, they end up being de-facto first round picks when you take clear first-round talents in the supplemental round who fell out of the top 30 because of injury or signability concerns.
Tanner Scheppers and Julio Borbon weren’t first round picks per se, but they were clearly first round guys.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Yay!
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
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