The "Im so sick of Josey taking over every thread" thread!
Yeah I realize this might get taken down but if I were AJM and Ben I'd leave it up. Ever since joining I have seen this same act of crap before. LBrooks, Sharky, H.H., and the guys that already are banned. Anyway, I am having a difficult time biting my tongue every time I read LSB. It has become a Josey Whales blog. If you don't believe me look at every thread on this site. Every one get hijacked by this douche and what makes it sad is everyone buys into his shtick. I am personally done with it and I think if the "Authorities" around here won't do anything then maybe the people should.
Hey Ab03, I believe, can we get an updated version of the troll list to just banish him. I think everyone would love that grease monkey app again if they don't have it already. I personally didn't have a need for it, but now I do. I wouldn't call myself perfect and I've made a lot of mistakes on this blog before, but I have changed. This is something Josey will never do.
God it pisses me off. I can't even read a post about Nolan and JD having different personalities, supposedly, without Josey ruining the whole thread. It turns away from the points that matter and go into stuff like this:
I'd love to see JD eventually become successfulbut he has a pretty solid track record of incompetence when it comes to making moves that will help the major league club win and it’s difficult to imagine that changing all of the sudden.
Or this :
You don't understand, Gossip Queen.I’ve been dead-on with so many other opinions / predictions on the Rangers that I’m not worried about missing on Tiny E.
And those aren't even the worst. So time for a poll. Time for Josey to go bye bye with a grease monkey app, or time to go bye bye via administration.
One last word, LSB is becoming less fun and educating for me with a guy like Josey around. It's time he goes.
Update: Here is a refresher on the troll script thanks to AB03 http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/5/3/863636/ignore-script
and the script here: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/22456 Ab03 updated it so it no longer shows the troll post or any replies after it.
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Since this is a community here,
It’s only fair that everyone has a say on issues like this. Final say is up to AJM, but I know everyone is fed up with it.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
Sharky
Since when was he banned?
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Wow
what a crybaby.
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Dec 16, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions
dude you have commented six times,
not adding anything of value in the meantime so don’t call me the baby. I just want my experience on LSB to be better than every thread getting hijacked by Josey. That’s a simple thing. I know all you have made is six comments but dont act like you don’t see this going on. It’s been going on for quite sometime now.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
I read posts
I dont feel the need to comment about everything. I like to gain insight and see what other ranger faithful have to say. If I see a dumb post (like yours) I scroll down and ignore it (although I didnt do it this time). No need for you to get moody. I’m sorry for not being sorry.
/calmer than you are dude…calmer than you are
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Dec 16, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Hey im not trying to argue with you,
I just can’t see why Im a cry baby. Everyday I have to deal with incompetant Josey arguments….in every thread.
I like to gain insight and see what other ranger faithful have to say. If I see a dumb post (like yours) I scroll down and ignore it (although I didnt do it this time).
2 things, how can you gain insight when every thread is hijacked by a troll? I know I am sick of scrolling through every Josey comment in every thread for important info or insightful info as you would say.
2. Dumb post? I don’t think so. I think the majority on here is sick of this crap and this is a cry out for help. If you don’t like it don’t comment. That is what you said right?
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
I think I'm starting to see your problem.
Has something to do with the internet being serious business. Can’t quite peg it.
"There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no independence quite so important, as living within your means" - Calvin Coolidge
by hubcityraider on Dec 16, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
wow
what a douche.
I’ve got 82 comments, am I allowed to have an opinion?
I was with you until this.
by BrentTaylor21 on Dec 16, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
No doubt.
But dismissiveness coming from a person who penned this fanshot really irked me.
by BrentTaylor21 on Dec 16, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Like this??????

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
There's a highly concentrated level of hostility and douchebaggery in this thread.
Everyone is acting way more hostile than usual.
This is really reaching Halos Heaven levels.
ha yeah it is!
When you have a thread that is over 100 comments its tough. Half of them are Josey making an ass out of himself and the other half is Jon(JK jon no hard feelings just wanted to brighten the mood).
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
not so easy really
when you have to scroll by the whole damn thread
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Exactly
the problem is all the people who jump in and try and legitimitely argue with him. I am guilty of it in the past, but now I just throw in a sarcastic comment every once in awhile and move on. I suggest everyone else do the same.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 16, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions
most people know to do that...
its like a snowball effect. you get people that think josey is serious or knows what he is talking about.
Note: see “Skip Bayless”
http://secondbaser.blogspot.com
Too many douches
can’t help but feed the trolls. I normally can’t get through a long page of comments without getting a headache.
"There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no independence quite so important, as living within your means" - Calvin Coolidge
LOL
Yeah, I admit to being guilty to contributing to this mess. I do try and engage Josey in legitimate conversation, and to point out his logical inconsistencies, but I’m almost to the point where I think that responding “Hank’s Balls” to everything he posts would be about as constructive.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Yeah
you’re better than that dude.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I know
As much as I argue with him, I’ve always tried to keep it polite. It’s not always easy.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
It is hared for me also
I try to just breeze right on by but after awhile I have to say something.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I find Josey entertaining...
…in that drunk uncle at xmas who gets caught sticking his dick in the turkey kinda way.
I, like Anonymous, just throw some sarcastic, light-hearted barbs at him. I gave up trying to argue with him awhile back when I figured what he was about.
Arguing with him is like being on a merry-go-round getting kicked in the sack at every full rotation.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
lmao
…in that drunk uncle at xmas who gets caught sticking his dick in the turkey kinda way.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
Better the turkey
than his nephews.
It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan
Mom....
Uncle Chuck’s basting the turkey again!!!!
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
If he stays, I will not be happy but will live
If he goes, I will stay and be more happy…
TCU Frogs- #3
"THAT WAS MY SPECIAL MONDAY MORNING TAPE, SPECIAL, FOR YOU!
It's fucking Monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier."
by FormerLSBUser on Dec 16, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions
Frankly, I'm tired of people bitching about Josey
and tired of people bitching about people (like me, I guess) who argue with him. Hit the ‘z’ key and shut the fuck up. There are many posts here every day that all of us just scroll by, get over it. Josey is an obstinate ass, move on with your day.
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by t ball on Dec 16, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
hey T I understand this,
But it seems every topic is turned into a josey thread. Maybe AJM or ben or abo3 can fix this. that’s all. Im tired of it too. Tired of every thread turning into josey. Hence the reason for this thread.
Sorry to upset you t.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
Fill this out and email it to Adam:

He’ll fix everything.
by BHill on Dec 16, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
x
Well because of Josey hijacking threads and people pointlessly arguing with him, there are intelligent post that most people don’t get to read. I don’t give a shit what Josey thinks about anything but because of him and others who consistently continue to argue with him, there are post that I don’t read from people whose opinion I respect on certain issues.
This place was much better before Josey.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
That sums up my feelings pretty well
I see a topic that really piques my curiousity, and then am further pleased to find there are 200 comments on it.
Open it up, and its just an asanine food fight. Lately I’m surprised when I find a thread that’s over 200 comments that isn’t a Walesian jerk off session.
I too, appreciate Adam’s light touch. But I am hard pressed to understand how he can come to the conclusion that Wufdog was a beating enough to be ban-worthy but Wales isn’t. What is the distinction I’m missing?
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yes he did, he just had a different screen name that I forget
Can’t remember what it was, but he got temporary bans a few times before the death kneel…:)
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
This guy:
http://www.sbnation.com/users/Texas_Dawg
Adam sure seemed to think he was wuffie. And he be banned, although I noticed his last login was today.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
Didn't wufdog
Say he was a player? And Texas_Dawg claimed to have some “source”?
by brettgardner on Dec 16, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Although I’m not a good person to ask.
I wasn’t around the ESPN board, avoid the Newberg’s board b/c I hate the formatting and the PG-13 rules, and never really noticed Texas-Dawg much. AJM, Z, or Cahill would be better sources.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
I was on Newberg
But not on the same level as I am here. Totally agree re: the formatting.
by brettgardner on Dec 16, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
I actually like
Newbergs format better than this one.
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
Yes on both counts
Many, many, many times for each.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
i don't think it was the same person
wufdog was confrontational with adam and loved to call adam out. this guy never did that
Yeah, actually he did
Google him.
I’m not making any definitive claims. I could be wrong. I know of this wufus caninus only by folkore.
This is one example of what I’m talking about WRT Adam implying TD =WD:
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/8/20/996330/rangers-offensive-stats-since-the#19959191
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Then by all means
get his email so you two can exchange the same intellectual volleys over and over again via a private medium. The problem, as stated, is that every thread now revolves around 2 or 3 issues and threads about other stuff are literally hijacked when Outlaw spews his generic bait and people like you take them up to it.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I stopped replying
a while back but kind of gave up when it seemed no one else did. I’ll stop again if the sentiment is that strong. I can amuse myself in other ways. That sounded bad…I can, uh, be entertained by other, more enlightened exchanges here.
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I have stopped replying to him.
Almost completely, although I think I have slipped a couple of times.
Not mediocre. Right about average
I understand where you are coming from
But you have to admit that the guy has an uncanny ability to hijack any thread on any topic and make it about him and his 2-3 pet issues of the day/week/month/year. I basically ignore the guy and tune him out. But I also I don’t comment nearly as much as I used to and don’t enjoy the comments as much as I used to. Adam has a light touch when it comes to administering his blog, and I appreciate that. But sometimes I really wish JW would just go away.
That said, JW not even close to as bad as Hurley Hurley was at his drunken racist worst. That guy was just a beating.
Not mediocre. Right about average
long-hair music question
Who wrote the lyrics to Beethoven’s 9th? Don’t research it, just off the top of your head.
Yeah, Ludwig
was pretty much the shit. And don’t forget, he was completely deaf when he wrote it. Supposedly, at the premier he had to be told to turn around and bow because he didn’t realize the audience was clapping at the end. He realized he was going deaf in about 1801-02 and wrote a heart-wrenching document called the Heiligenstadt Testament. Then he went on to write his massive 3rd symphony, the Eroica. Studly.
For the next 25 years he continued to write awesomer and awesomer music while slowly going deaf. If you want to be really blown away, check out his last piano sonata, No. 32, Op. 111. The 2nd movement sounds like freakin’ jazz. Beethoven invented boogie. The Wikipedia page has a good sound clip, scroll down, click on the 2nd mvt. It gets progressively more syncopated/swinging, and the jazziest stuff is from about 6:30 – 8:30 in.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano_Sonata_No.32(Beethoven)
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Hmm
The playfulness seems to start around the 5 minute mark, and then wanes, and then waxes with a vengeance.
“Pardon Me, is that the Bugle Boy from Company C?” <—-Is that what I heard in there? Too neat.
Thanks for the tunage, t balls :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
did you just hijack a thread
about threads being hijacked by Josey?
that’s just wrong.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Dec 18, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Long time ago, actually
I go back and forth on it. I’m not running for election, I can afford to be inconsistent.
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maybe you should be more understanding of others who do the same thing you did
and not really a long time ago
I installed the new version,
but I still see his old posts. Not sure if there are new ones. Also your script has him as
trolls = [“LBrooks”,“Josey%20Wales”];
Does the % sign and the 20 have to be there?
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
I do, really
Long time ago in blog terms, but I most heartily apologize for my transgressions and repent.
I saw the light, I saw the light,
no more darkness, no more night.
Now I’m so happy, no sorrow in sight.
Praise the trollscript, I saw the light.
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frequent reader, seldom contributor. From the outside looking in, it seems pretty clear that anything Josey writes immediately gets turned into a 16 line thread of ad hominum attacks. If people don’t agree with him (which he usually actually has an opinion on the topic rather than the person who writes the topic), then engage his perspective on the issue or ignore him. Blaming Josey when he’s actually discussing the topic rather than attacking someone is ridiculous. (even though I don’t agree with his all negative perspective on rangers)
When you treat
non-sourced, hypothetical claims and self-aggrandizing posts as legitimate posts, you worsen the blog for everyone else. People who strain reality to fit their arguments are dumb, there’s nothing wrong with calling them dumb because of it.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Josey has even said as much
that he doesn’t even pay attention to points made against him. It’s not in his interest.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Josey doesn't discuss the topic in any fashion.
He takes anything people say and hijacks a thread by talking about JD, Nolan, Davis or Blalock. That’s it. It’s completely ridiculous.
If a constructive solution
would ever come out of that keyboard, rather than potshotting his whipping boys, I would say that’s just good commenting in a bloggy sort of way. But there is never, never a solution. “What would you do, Josey?” or “What do you think we should have done” is always met with silence.
After the bashing he took over his win prediction before last season, I bet he doesn’t even lay that out there again this year.
That said, I don’t think he deserves to be banned. That seems harsh, when the problem really lies with those who engage him on every comment. It’s like my conservative brother baiting my liberal sister and she always takes the bait, gets upset and then nobody has any fun. If she could just stop responding for a few times, it would take away his fun.
I'll definitely throw another win/loss prediction out there
before 2010 (sometime after spring training and before the season starts).
I need to see what else JD does before forming a concrete opinion but I’m not very impressed so far (like Adam, I believe they’ve done nothing but move around chairs on the Titanic).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09
oh, the irony of JW attempting to hijack this thread
love it
by BuckyB on Dec 16, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That's Ol' Uncle Josey for ya.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I've been looking for this feature for a while
ab03, what about it? It should be possible since its all just nested <div> tags.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Dec 16, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Just ignore the son of a bitch. "Z" right on by when you see his name.
Or get the troll script. Everyone who engages him is just as dumb as he is. You know what you’re going to get, so why even bother? AJM is never going to ban him.
Jimmy Johnson for GM.
I rarely comment, but read LSB constantly
And the Josey stuff has gotten out of hand. I mainly come to get info and have always enjoyed reading the comments. I haven’t been a hard core baseball fan for as long as many people here, and have learned a lot from the different perspectives of the commenters on LSB.
Lately, though, comments from Josey and those responding to him have started becoming too much for me. I would like to come read through the comments to try to better understand the impact of the latest Rangers news, but I often end up giving up because it becomes about Josey and his pet issues.
Josey, this is not a personal attack of any kind. I don’t mind you having your opinions, but this is just my perspective as a somewhat outside and objective perspective. Take it for what it’s worth.
by racecarr on Dec 16, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I agree with this 100%
The comments aren’t as fun as they used to be.
Not mediocre. Right about average
They just got old
JD sucks, Nolan rules, F Tom Hicks (I agree with this one), A-Gon, Hank.
Why couldn’t he just become irrelevant like HH and miles did? Because people keep replying to him. Josey is not the only one at fault here.
Why mess up a perfectly good palindrome?
We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.
Same thing written forward and backward
Like racecar, but he put an extra r at the end for some reason.
We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.
That is exactly what my first thought was
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Dec 16, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
One thing this post doesn't address....
….is quite simply how big of a fucking asshole Josey is, to everyone, all the time.
He loses arguments then always turns to name calling and other such buffoonery. Stupid arguments and an inability to understand logic and reason are annoying, but him being a dick to everyone is the reason I hate the dumb sonofabitch.
Why can't you use the troll script
is it just that you don’t like greasemonkey/firefox or are using some other incompatible browser.
The other thing I guess I could do is tweak it so that you don’t see anything that Josey writes or the replies to Josey. That might be fun.
As it is, I use it with chrome and it seems to work fine. I haven’t seen one of his comments in a while and I don’t care
It's
the people replying to him.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
well then
my idea in the second paragraph should be good right? If you cared to, you would only see the part of the thread where Josey didn’t say anything?
That's a great idea.
Just cut out all the Josey bullshit altogether. I don’t want to see his comments or any replies to his comments. If you can do that, yeah. Perfect solution.
Jimmy Johnson for GM.
Thescript can be adapted for use in Opera and Chrome
Though the fooling around to get it in chrome is kinda challenging if you’re a novice.
But it’s not like it’s just limited to firefox.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
Don't understand what this post is trying to accomplish
You know that even if the poll results are 100% in favor of him getting banned, it’s not going to happen. I figured everyone understood this since noone’s bothered to make this fanpost (until now).
by LiamP on Dec 16, 2009 3:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Maybe this post will help.
Im not trying to start trouble just trying to end it.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
No way Adam bans him.
He won’t even delete the posts that he promised he would delete. It’s a pipedream.
He deleted some posts where HH dropped the n bomb
Of course, he didn’t ban him because that would be excessive.
by LiamP on Dec 16, 2009 3:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
only because
chris davis shit the bed. offense was great in july when hank was playing full time
*ZING8
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
Ahhh
ZING Fail
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
shit the bed fantastic
"The pitcher has got only a ball. I've got a bat. So the percentage of weapons is in my favor..." Hank Aaron
Banning JW is not in Adam's best interest
Comments are a metric measured by SBN to use when selling advertising/partnerships. If he bans Josey, comments are cut in half.
by robert_d_wilfong on Dec 16, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe I'm way off
but I doubt Adam makes more than the equivalent of a night out a month off this blog. SBN may get some big bucks off it, but I doubt all that much filters down.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
And if it did
I doubt he cares too much.
by brettgardner on Dec 16, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
I thought Adam was from the 5th Ward.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Cahill
You think it’s that low? I mean they’ve got the NFL, Macy’s, etc with advertising on here now. I’ve been thinking Adam has gone big time. I have zero idea though.
I think the guys running
SBNation are doing OK. Adam? I doubt he is making big money off it.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
I disagree
when half of the blog is being dominated by a troll, I think it would be in your best interest to ban him. The quality of the blog would be improved as the people that would have normally posted avoid the hijacked threads, so you lose out on other perspectives.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I'm sick of people devoting fan post to him.
The best way to deal with a troll, is to not feed the troll. Yet so many of you do it anyways.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Well,
trolls should be banished. Just like every other administrator does on SBnation.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
What's a troll though?
Different admins have different definitions. Jeff at Lookout Landing bans people for failing to sufficiently bat their eye lashes when discussing Adrian Beltre.
Not mediocre. Right about average
Is there a single person here though
that wouldn’t understand if AJM decided to ban Josey?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
If you'll notice however, LL is a helluva lot more fun to read than LSB most of the time.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
thanks to you
you probably post about 3 x as much as JW.
J/K Lsj. You’re the best!
Not really. DShepp is the best
Heh
Actually, dirkatron is the best.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
when he decides to show himself,
he is mia then he is back, then mia again.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
Agreed.
Valuable if he actually sticks to baseball, which is maybe 50% of his time. The best, though? Meh.
I've tried to ignore him
…and for a long time I was successful, but I broke down eventually.
For a while I had the trollscript, too, but the comments were there and I had to see what was pissing people off, you know.
by Black Francis on Dec 16, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
thank you mr. ironic
"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM
by Longhorn on Dec 16, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Heh
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
I love this thread
I think Josey’s too distracted by the Nolan/JD post to ruin it.
Not mediocre. Right about average
You're the one
turning the guy into an iconoclast. Hank died for your sins. Repent.
That's why they call them business sox
I think Josey...
is the establishment’s way of punishing us for our GDT jackassery.
by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 16, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions
Appreciate it.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Can you add a button to close comment and subthread on-demand?
Rather than just automatically deleting the whole subthread. It usually pretty obvious with a quick visual scan to tell when a sub-thread had gone all pear shaped. And it’s not always Josey-induced.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Dec 16, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
I actually liked it showing the posts after the troll posts
They can be kinda funny, even without context.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
Just a thought:
Josey = Newberg trying to put us on
TCU Frogs- #3
"THAT WAS MY SPECIAL MONDAY MORNING TAPE, SPECIAL, FOR YOU!
It's fucking Monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier."
by FormerLSBUser on Dec 16, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions
It cant be Jamey
b/c Jamey never posts on Newberg anymore. Except to throw an occasional eyeroll at josey
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
Sure wish Jamey could get rid of Josey the way he did Fin
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
shhhhh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
He got him good that one time when he posted all the times of Josey's posts.
But Josey just pussed out and didn’t answer.
Does Josey answer anything when presented with facts?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I agree..
and the “use the Z button!” reply is BS.
I don’t want to HAVE to breeze through all of this shit. Josey gets involved in every sub-thread, and it fucking sucks.
I don’t care if I’m a crybaby for it. Why should any of us have to alter our LSB experience by avoiding his shtick and the people that fall for it. He should have to avoid us.. as in.. forcefully avoid us.
I’m tired of the “Josey, why haven’t you answered my question?” and “Show me a link Josey.” Don’t you fucking get it? He’s not going to! Seriously, do you not understand his bit?!
The troll script was great until I realized that I had to wade through the responses to him. I guess I’ll have to try the new version. I still think he should be booted though.
back to baseball
so, essentially, Phillies end up trading Cliff Lee, Kyle Drabek, Michael Taylor, Travis D’Arnaud, Carlos Carrasco, Jason Knapp, Lou Marson and Jason Donald for Roy Halladay, Phillippe Aumont, Tyson Giles, Juan Ramirez and 6MM.
is that right? Talk about gutting your farm… ouch
"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM
and I just don't get
how Cliff Lee has now been traded for twice for a completely uninspiring return.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
If you have to respond...
to the village idiot it’s best to just do it in the same manner he does. You know, completely ignore the post and just reply with some random bullshit. Either ignore the guy or mock him.
The problem with threads getting hijacked by him are when people actually try and have a serious discussion with the clown and try to get him to admit he was wrong on something. You can’t have a discussion about the Great Game with this guy. It’s amazing how many people try though. LSBers need to stop thinking they can prove him wrong or say “gotcha” with this guy. It will never happen with him. All you are doing is playing into his hand.
And please realize that he isn’t going anywhere. He isn’t going to be banned, and as long as people try and reply to him seriously, he will continue to do what he does.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Pretty much sums it up.
Seems we do this at least once a month. Personally he doesn’t ruin shit for me. I could care less what he says on any given day. I don’t respond to him and vice versa. Some of his ideas are beaten with a stick and others do have some validity. All in all, this board has too many great fans to let one angry, miserable fan bog everyone down.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 16, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
That is what I have started doing
The other day he replied to what I thought was a good point with something so incredibly irrelevant that I bounced back with this. http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/12/10/1194502/thursday-a-m-rangers-stuff#26915030
Fight nonsense with nonsense
Go Rice Owls!
Job well done sir.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 16, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
u mean like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBNqUdqm1E
TCU Frogs- #3
"THAT WAS MY SPECIAL MONDAY MORNING TAPE, SPECIAL, FOR YOU!
It's fucking Monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier."
by FormerLSBUser on Dec 16, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly Kemo Slabe.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Josey is really no different than half of the assholes here
The only thing that makes him seem worse is that he disagrees with almost everyone on here. The other assholes agree with almost everyone on here, and save their assholeness for OT things.
Just because Josey is the biggest, and dirtiest asshole doesn’t mean he should be banned because really he hasn’t done anything worth banning. Arguing with people over the same thing isn’t worth a ban because everyone here does it everyday. He has his opinions that he’s obviously never going to change, so why argue with him over it?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Pretty much how I feel now, I think.
People with a big problem should probably use the troll script and/or not respond.
I don’t, however, have a problem with somebody trying to rub shit in someone else’s nose. So, if Blalock blows total balls next year or Lowell is the MVP, I think it’s totally legit to bring it up, cause that’s what happens in sports. Same thing if it’s the inverse.
Sometimes the trolling is obvious, but other times it’s some other guy saying something about Blalock Warz or some shit and he just responds.
So, I guess my opinion has changed a bit, but now it’s mostly “let’s just not dwell”. Fight or anti-troll him or whatever, just don’t clog up a whole thread on it.
by brettgardner on Dec 16, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
I'm making italian suasage & pasta with parmesan foccacia bread for dinner
With some Brussels sprouts perhaps…gotta get those veggies.
/non-sequitur
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
loves me some Brussels sprouts
brown ’em up in butter and olive oil, little onion in there, salt and pepper, num num num
I just nuke em'
With butter and Balsamic vinegar…yummy :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
bacon's a winner, too
Not mediocre. Right about average
bacon is good, pork chops taste good.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Roseanne nuked a bowl of gravy on the last episode I watched.
David was all “Oh eh oh my gravy is cold” and she was like “Well here let me nuke it for you”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I just got finished eating Subway
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Try baking them
on a cookie sheet with olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. They taste like fucking candy.
Make sure you toss all the ingredients in a bowl first, otherwise it’s not as good. And of course, cut the bottoms off and peel the outer layers. If you really want to get fancy, add almonds. You’re welcome.
That's why they call them business sox
+1
Cut them in half. Add to roasting pan with bacon (cut into 1/2 inch pieces), and sliced shallots, salt and pepper. Pine nuts are optional, but recommended. Roast until getting crispy at edges at 425.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Dec 16, 2009 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
Best roasted vegetable of all though? Cauliflower.
Slice florets in half or thinner (the thinner the crispier). EVOO, Salt & Pepper, tiny bit of Sugar. 425-450 until crispy.
Easiest thing in the world to make but 100% awesome.
EVOO?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Come on Ryin
Don’t you watch Rachel Ray?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
negative Ghostrider.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Going back to last night
Ghostrider is a good wine.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
haha, I just finished off a 2001 Justin Cab...
..never heard of GRider, but that doesn’t mean anything…I’ll keep my eye out.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
What's next, salad talk?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09
by Josey Wales on Dec 16, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Haha, nah, I don't eat salads unless they're deep fried in pork fat.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, I thought you...
…ditched the whole:
“Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal” from your tagline.
If Sting is the “King of Pain” you are the “King of Taking Shit out of Context”
Just trying to do you a favor.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
ahhh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Try boiling
and then tossing the cauliflower in sesame oil, olive oil, salt and pepper, and chives. Greatness.
That's why they call them business sox
Boiled cauliflower
There’s something about the consistency of boiled cauliflower that’s offputting to me. I really only enjoy cauliflower when it’s roasted.
by LiamP on Dec 17, 2009 10:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Roasted Cauliflower
Oh boy do I love that. I make it with some previously roasted garlic, black Kalmata olives, parsley, and parmesan cheese. Holy crap it’s good.
by FuturePants on Dec 17, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Liam how do you roast it?
I’ve only had boiled and steamed. It sounds tasty though
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
x
http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/roasted_cauliflower/
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You can only do it for 5-6 minutes.
Or it gets mushy. Trust me. It’s greatness.
That's why they call them business sox
The bottom line with Josey
He’s a douche who feeds off of people’s responses to his B.S. I rarely comment on here, but it doesn’t take a genius to realize that if you just ignore him, his shit will fade. He constantly pokes and prods and is blatantly wrong, seemingly because he has no life judging by the length and frequency of his posts. A fanpost like this only makes him want to push his douchebaggery even harder.
If he is ignored, he may not stop, but he will most certainly be driven crazy by not getting attention. Leave him alone, and he won’t be able to affect anyone.
Or AJM could simply ban him for good and we’d never have to deal with it.
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
No Issue
I’m an avid reader that rarely comments. I got no issue with the guy…most of the time I actually agree with his opinion (sans the Blalock bit). As far as highjacking threads – that is usually induced by others. I like the fact that he is a fan but not a management jock sniffer. Kinda like AJM…just a little rougher around the edges.
I'd advise you to duck
Admitting you agree with Josey is never good.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
Understatement
I’m getting my nuts kicked in.
Mike E is a bit.
Josey is a real person who sometimes plays into the fact that people think he’s a bit.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Agreed
Mike E is funny with his one word responses.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
tl;dr
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
No, Josey is a bit.
He may have started out as a (as you put it) “real person,” but he’s just a parody of a parody of a parody of a bit that started out as a “real person.”
yeah maybe Im missing this too,
cause All I have seen is him drop one liners every time.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
You
might want to check with your local health professional. I think you might be retarded.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Fuck You
Just because I sometimes agree with the guy you call me retarded. Way to be opened minded. Prick.
yeah
That was uncalled for. Any number of things could be wrong with you.
by Black Francis on Dec 16, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm 90% sure
it’s mental deficiency.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
add that with a short temper
and you’ve got yourself a pretty good sitcom character.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 16, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know
what type of a name is kyle? He better have a pretty standout last name.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Mc's pretty awesome
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
How would one even pronounce that?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Like MCA
but without the A
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
philosophy 101
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 17, 2009 3:26 AM CST up reply actions
Let Me Understand
I post a comment under a fanpost requesting feedback about banning Josey. I say no. You call me retarded. I say fuck you. And I’m at fault?
I didn't call you retarded
Fuck yourself.
by Black Francis on Dec 16, 2009 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't say you did
Appreciate your input, but I replied to FirebatM3.
Shit
run Dustin, he’s getting attached.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Maybe Kyle Mc has the syphilis?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I think
we should stop this thread. I don’t want to see threads from NYFan complaining about how there’s way too much talk about Kyle Mc’s dick falling off.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
If that happened he would be NUTS
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
It's not your
fault that you might be retarded. It’s someone elses’ fault that this was never diagnosed.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I would never mock
the mentally deficient.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
No but..
DA Tron would light them on fire then punt them though.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I'm just saying
you might want to consult a health professional. Because if it turns out you are actually mentally deficient, and there’s a good chance you are, you wouldn’t want to do something dangerous like operate heavy machinery.
Think about it, what if you go to work and is asked to drive a forklift? What if you hurt someone? Wouldn’t you have egg on your face (or unwiped feces on your ass or whatever your equivalent of it is).
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Kyle it's expected on here.
See on here no one is wrong therefore if you think differently even just a little from the majority on here you’re wrong no matter what. Because everyone on here is so intelligent, and full of wisdom, and just overall amazingness.
It’s how it works I’ve accepted it.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I'm so sorry Iorange!!!!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
and apparently
some other loved your girlfriend a whole lot.
Wasn’t that why he was sorry?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Regardless
know that we’re all still sorry!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Well that sequence of comments sucked.
You weren’t even a little clever. Least brett, or someone else is a little clever, and funny.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
It was a little flat
but it’s really hard to come up with something for someone so nondescript.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Heh
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
A series of fanposts apologizing to iorange for something
They all got deleted, because they where kind of… weird. And a little spammy. But the basic premise was repeating “I’m soooooo sorry iorange” over and over.
My best guess is he was doing it himself, but who knows.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
Really wish I had an idea what you're talking about...
iorange reminds me of an overprotective little brother.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 17, 2009 3:31 AM CST up reply actions
the funny part
was when the guy was trying to prove he knew something about baseball and he went over to wikipedia and copied and pasted the first section about the rangers onto his fanpost. made me LOL
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
No, but...
Kinda like AJM…just a little rougher around the edges.
this remark might be the tip off.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 16, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
I know it may be mean...
but I love it when Firebat rips someone a new one.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Dec 16, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea I like it when he goes off
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Why are you guys such dicks to each other?
I came to LSB to see what the Rangers opinion of the Lee trade is and the first thing I see is this huge post full of insults, etc.
We're one big, happy family...thanks for asking.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Because we're men, Sally
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 18, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
Go watch New Moon wolf boy.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Dec 18, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Seeing as how his name is redwolf
I’d have pictured him more as Seth Green’s Oz…

I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
Im so glad threads like this
help everyone vent and get their anger out. God I heart this site!
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
British Cig?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Guy who starts a thread about a guy who he thinks gets too much attention......which makes no sense.
Then ends the night with “I heart this site”
In a sentence “NYTXXFAN’S name should really be NYTXFAG.”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
didn't you try to share your masturbation stories with me the other night?
I even think it was a Friday night….
No
I was sharing the camera man’s masturbation stories while he films porn. That is qualified as gay on gay sharing common interests.
Gay > Fag
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Being a cinematographer in porn has to be a tough gig.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Eh...
If I was the best boy on a gay porn, it would definitely not be hard.
by FuturePants on Dec 17, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't there another Josey post like this not too long ago?
Does the guy really deserve 2 posts specifically about him?…If you want him to go away, just don’t respond to him.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Dec 16, 2009 10:28 PM CST reply actions
Josey is like herpes, he ain't going anywhere.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
The gift that keeps on giving...
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
When will this statement become an LSB cliché?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 17, 2009 3:39 AM CST up reply actions
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"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 11:08 PM CST reply actions
I wish I had one of those guitars.
Oh yeah, rec.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 16, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
This thread makes me cringe
Because you just know The Outlaw is sitting back laughing is ass off with a bowl of popcorn right about now.
Given Adam’s well documented apathy toward this issue, this entire post not only lacks a purpose, but the name-calling contest it degenerates into defeats any purpose that it was intended to serve. It’s just an unwilling part of the Josey sideshow that serves to reinforce exactly how far under this communities skin he can crawl.
You guys wanna know how you get rid of Josey Wales? Self-accountability. LSB needs to accept that he’s not ever going to leave, and he’s probably not ever going to be banned. He’s here to stay. It’s up to us to decide whether we have to deal with him or not.
You are right
This entire thread lacks purpose. I mean, why are people posting in it? Why would people waste their time making thoughtful contributions to such an asinine thread? And whats more, why would someone respond to someone else who was whining about how people shouldn’t be posting in this thread about a guy who we don’t want people to reply to about posting in other threads that we want to post in.
Oh, wait.
DAMMIT ALL TO HELL
Another reply failure. Again, it’s because it was at the bottom. There’s a box. See box, type in box.
by Black Francis on Dec 17, 2009 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
Well, they're pretty much correct in one sense
Adam likes arguing with him so he won’t ban him. So theres really nothing you can really do but ignore the guy, unless you want to petition SBN to implement their own ignore feature. Which might not be a bad idea.
But otherwise we’re just running in circles here. Not that running in circles isn’t fun.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
Agreed BF,
Some people here actually sticking up for this guy is pissing me off.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
I'd still love to see
a top 10 list of the morons who respond to him the most. I suspect Adam and RC Cook would be on the list.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
Sad but I might be high on that list as well.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Is this about posting?
Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it…
No, I don’t!
I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I’m ready to do it again, don’t tell me you don’t do it!
Don't forget AJM
Adam bites on his schtick more than I would have thought…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
To be fair, though
Adam and I at least try to engage him in legitimate discussion.
But like I said yesterday, I’d be willing to just respond “Hank’s balls” to everything he posts from here on out if it makes you people happy.
The dude just pushes a lot of my buttons- he’s a condescending wannabe bully who tries to pass bullshit off as fact, and either avoids the situation or changes the subject when challenged on said bullshit. If everyone would rather just ignore him, that’s fine- I’m just not sure I have it in me to do that as much as most people.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Do you really think
trying to engage him in legitimite discussion does anything other than get a canned answer of one of his cliches?
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
by DJCahill on Dec 17, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly
At this point, probably not.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
This is why I don't converse with him
Because he never doesn’t know the answer and that answer will never change no matter what you bring in front of him.
Oops
reading comprehension, you have failed me!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
and everytime I see a Josey comment it says,
IGNORE!!!!!! I love it! If you guys haven’t downloaded the new troll script do it. It works.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
where's it at? is it hard to install?
I’m scared I’m going to shut down the Denton County power grid if I try to get too cute on my computer.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
if you use firefox just install the grease monkey app,
this helps with different add ons. I use of few of them. The add on is called troll script 2.1. Ask Ab03 for more info. Or just use the link in the thread. I will update it in the post.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
nah, I'll figure it out, I just dl'd GreaseMonkey, I might use it...thanks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
It isn't censorship
It’s changing the channel. Now, I don’t use it because nothing bothers me that much, but let’s at least get the rationale down.
by brettgardner on Dec 17, 2009 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
No, I haven't.
It’s weird that certain people delight in being assholes. I can’t help it, but it seems that you revel in it, and for seemingly no gain, too. Weird.
by brettgardner on Dec 18, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
Really I don't even dislike you.
But as you say, you can’t help but suck. Cheers.
by FuturePants on Dec 18, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
You can also get it to say different things.
Mine, when enabled, says “Some Stupid Bastard”.
by Black Francis on Dec 17, 2009 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
A different view
One of the things I have noticed is that a lot of you bait Josey into the threads. So many times I reading a thread and someone just randomly attacks Josey, then the others chime in. I saw a comment (I think it was on Evan’s comments but not by him) that described LSB as an echo chamber. I agree with that. Those of us with a different view about the Rangers are immediately attacked, and it’s usually pretty hostile. Because I often agree with Josey I get my share, along with a few others. Seems impossible to have opposing opinions with out the attacks, often personal.
For the record: I think JD has proven himself not up to the job of GM. He was a poor choice to begin with and has had more time than most GM’s would get to put a contender on the major league field. I think Wash is a terrific person but a bottom tier manager. You simply have to have strong leadership and this franchise has been crippled by Hicks, JD and Wash. I am want nothing more than for the Rangers to win and I am hopeful the new owner will make management changes.
Foolish consistency is the hobgobblin of little minds - Emerson
Josey
It’s not the differing opinions that are the issue. It’s the attitude he expresses them with, and the “evidence” he uses to back them up.
A lot of us came over here from the Newberg boards because of the same shit that’s going on here now, and he was at the center of the firestorm then as well.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
there is nothing wrong with having an opinion
but if your opinion is backed up with drivel and name calling, you will receive ire.
but as it is, calling a GM not up to the job when he transformed a bottom tier minor league system in to the #1 system possibly two years running (maybe top 5 this year) when most of the league seems to think he is that good is probably going to be wrong. Most people will just skip the argument that we’ve already had on this board over and over. Most would doubt you’d bring anything new to the table other than 4 year missed trades and poor performance on the field.
People call this an echo chamber but it’s really not. The issue is that we talk baseball all the time. Literally a conversation is going almost 6-10 hours a day every day. That means we’ve already had a conversation about every major Rangers issue at least 50 times and probably every minor Rangers issue multiple times . You do that enough, you will start to see a consensus. Nobody wants to talk about the Chris Young trade. I don’t think we all completely agree on how to factor that in to JD’s tenure (some say it’s on him, some say it was really Buck) but we’re just done with it. Not always agreement, but you will start to see the party lines divide, and people just get sick of talking about it and become flippant with their answers. Whether JD is a good GM is probably a nuanced issue (how do you factor in early failures against later success, low payroll, etc.) but at this point, we’re all tired of having the conversation and helping people work through the nuance.
I love LSB.
Those of us with a different view about the Rangers are immediately attacked, and it’s usually pretty hostile.
Jimmy Johnson for GM.
Fuck off, poser.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Go blow a goat, asswipe.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Dec 19, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well played, sir, well played
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I was in the morning thread AB03 and a Josey comment came through and I got to read it,
then I refreshed the page and they were back to ignore. You have any idea how that happened? Is Josey hacking into the script? HaHa
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
I appreciate your response ab03
You are certainly right about the love of baseball in here and the issues being thrashed around over and over. Sometimes when I criticize JD I am asked to explain and I think back to long, long posts I have made detailing my concerns. It’s just too much trouble to spend the hours doing it again and again – so I agree their is a kind of collective knowledge and it tends to sort itself out.
I also agree that the whole JD issue is very nuanced. I have said that the three things I think are key to a successful GM are 1. make quality trades that impact the major league team, 2. make good free agent signings, and 3. build a quality farm system. Obviously JD has done a sensational job on #3 and had mixed results on the first two.
I’m just at the point I really really want to see my Rangers in the playoffs and I don’t think JD and Wash get us there. Hope I’m wrong, but I see the Angels as ahead of us and now the Mariners in all likihood. I’ve met JD and he’s a nice young man, but this club must be about results on the field after a decade of losing.
Foolish consistency is the hobgobblin of little minds - Emerson
Trying to keep the flow
Which players should he have signed? Which trades should he have made?
What money should he have used to sign said players?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
and how do we know what trades were even possible
or on the table at all
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Well whadda ya know
I do believe I hear crickets.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 18, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
So let's ask then,
Which players should he have signed? Which trades should he have made?
As may have been mentioned earlier....
….it seems there are quite a few threads where Josey isn’t even involved (up to that point), where other members of this board begin using “Josey’s comments and catch phrases” as replies in the thread. Things such as:
“Oh, I guess we’re gonna have to hear Josey talk about how Johnny Donuts screwed this deal up, but Nolan will have to come in and save the day.”
“Wonder how Josey is gonna spin this report on This Thing”
Etc., Etc…..you get my drift
Seriously, go back and look look at some of the comments in the threads, BEFORE Josey even gets involved. People are inviting him to come in and talk about “stuff”. This post is almost funny to me, because it ignores the group “love-bombing” that some posters engage in, just to “high-five each other” because of another boring or clever post regarding some type of swipe at Josey.
I don’t agree with everything Josey says, nor do I disagree with everything he says. I think he was wrong on Hank, even though I understand what he was saying. Easy for me to move past it. I don’t feel the need to let Josey know how much I agree with him or disagree with him….It’s just not that important.
Banning him??? Stupid “group-think” mentality. I am not nearly as annoyed by the sometimes redundant and/or stupid things people post, but I certainly get tired of the next 5-15 comments talking about how stupid the post was. I like the debate of thoughts and ideas….no matter the subject, as long as it sticks to the topic of debate. I agree….address the issue/argument….not the person who made it. It soon becomes very clear whether the topic you are discussing is worth the effort…regardless of the person/poster.
Sometimes people just like to be on the “good-side” of others, so they engage and assist in the piling on of another, just to be in the “majority” or the “cool group”.
Honestly, I would ban the shit out someone for personal attacks like, “You are a fucking idiot.” before I would even consider banning someone for posting ideas/thoughts I do not agree with.
I do not think Josey Wales should be banned, unless he destroys the board MORE than those who keep wanting to refer to him or his past comments in every friggin thread, or unless he uses an inappropriate manner in which to express his complete disdain for another member of this board. However, with that being the basis of banishment on here, there would be a lot more folks escorted out the door before Josey…and deservedly so.
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
I dont think you have been paying to much attention then
I do not think Josey Wales should be banned, unless he destroys the board MORE
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
Actually, I've paid quite a bit of attention over the years....
….and I’ve also paid enough attention to notice that when you quoted me above, it only contains about 25% of the run-on sentence that I actually wrote. I don’t mind being quoted for what I said, and will either stand behind what I post or acknowledge I was in error. However, only posting part of what I wrote, to try to make a point, while completely changing the context of not only the post, but of an actual sentence….well, I will correct that:
“I do not think Josey Wales should be banned, unless he destroys the board MORE than those who keep wanting to refer to him or his past comments in every friggin thread, or unless he uses an inappropriate manner in which to express his complete disdain for another member of this board.”
I never insinuated that he should get banned after we allow him to destroy the site “more”. I was making a point that the never-ending “Josey comments” from the rest of us clutter up the boards and make them more unreadable than his comments. Thus, my point was his comments detracted from the readability of the site LESS THAN the numerous comments of those of us who keep bring up his schtick/opinions/comments/name.
In essence, Josey’s comments are less destructive than the comments made about Josey or his comments. Reading through those is painful, even if some are funny or clever….however, most aren’t.
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
Well he is now a meme.
That’s not baiting.
by Black Francis on Dec 17, 2009 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
You know what should be banned?
This fucking NFL Network ad in the background. Holy shit is it slowing down the site.
is it just called "ad blocker?" Though FFox, right?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
*through
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Ryin its called ad blocker plus and is an add on through firefox
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
all i find through ffox is just ad blocker, no "plus" bleh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
here
Once installed, you need to add the “Easylist (USA)” subscription. If it doesn’t add it during installation. Do the following:
Tools → Add-ons → choose Options for Adblock.
In the new window, choose “Filters” from the menu —> Add Filter Subscription —> select EasyList USA —> Subscribe.
Done.
Thank you sir, may use it may not, but good to know how to get it done.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
just did it, very nice....thanks again yall
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
That thing is great.
You’ll never want to not use it. Sites load faster. Nothing blinks at you. It makes the world a better place.
by Black Francis on Dec 17, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
n0 kidding, I hate myself for not doing it sooner....
…Ryin A approves of Ad Blocker Plus.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 17, 2009 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
it appears it's gone anyways.
This is my work computer, so I don’t have ad-block on it like I do at home. I wouldn’t dream of downloading anything on here that wasn’t “work-related.”
You know what shouldn't be banned?
That Stella Artois commercial with the girl bathing while someone’s pouring a beer on the other side of the screen.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Troll Script....
I forgot about that thing. Now installed on my desktop as well
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Question Re: Troll Script/Greasemonkey
Does anyone know if the greasemonkey extension still takes up a buttload of resources?
I tried installing the Troll script way back when, but it would essentially grind my Firefox to a halt w/ greasemonkey….
R
My fire fox runs just fine,
not sure if that will happen the same for you.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
I believe I did read...
…that one of the more recent Greasemonkey updates made it more efficient. I have a fairly strong computer so it’s pretty tough to get anything to slow down. I’d give it a shot and if it doesn’t work try the script in a different browser. I’ve heard it said that Firefox is a little on the demanding side when it comes to resources.
by Black Francis on Dec 17, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Okay so
I’ve been using the trollscript quite happily in Opera for sometime now. As of today, it’s no longer working.
I copied/pasted the ab03’s updated version in over the old one, but it’s still blocking nada.
Did the SBN techies do something evil like block the script somehow, or something?
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
I use it in fire fox Jon and it works just fine,
No more Josey
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
It ain't working for me in firefox either
Nevermind the fact that I don’t really use firefox anymore. Too damn clunky.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
Screwing around with Opera right now
and my “z” function isn’t working. Any advice?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
Actually it's working now
nevermind
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
only thing I can think of is to actually reinstall it
instead of just copying it over. userscripts are weird sometimes. stuff that should work just doesn’t.
Sometimes i get weird ideas

the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Dec 18, 2009 8:08 AM CST reply actions 8 recs
that should be his next project
Josey’s head on Snooki’s W/ JD popping him, that would be greatness.
Good call...
but does anyone really know what the old village idiot looks like?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Dshep wins!
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
to all the people who say to ignore it, press Z, etc:
If at 6AM every day a homeless man swung by your house and took a dump on your front porch, would you just step around it?
Because that’s what you’re asking me to do — step around the pile of garbage that some asshole is creating in our house each and every day. Why you tolerate it here when you never would outside of this site is beyond me.
And this is literally the one blog in the whole network — all 700 blogs or whatever SBNation is up to now — that lets this shit go on. Maybe Adam wins a prize if he gets the most comments on his blog.
by alon91 on Dec 18, 2009 10:08 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
This is what bothers me most about josey
i havent posted much til recently, but have been following the site for some time now, and since i started posting ive noticed that when i think about lonestarball, talking ranger baseball is no longer the first thing that comes to mind. Its ridiculously stupid posts and arguments with josey. Thats a real issue and he’s a detriment to the site
Don't get me wrong here,
you’re definitley entitled to your opinion, but why can’t you simply scroll past his posts?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
i think he is referring to more of the association of the blog
LSB is associated with Josey Wales because he is allowed to dominate any discussion with his same schtick. It’s not a good reputation to have
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Why do people keep saying this?
His sub-threads take up large amounts of the threads, and finding the non-Josey shit is needle-in-haystack shit.
I see a topic I want to talk about, and I’m happy that there’s 150 posts, but then it’s 100 posts of Josey and his playmates.
I’m so fed up with people just ignoring the problem, and saying “scroll past it.” TrollScript I understand. Scrolling past, I don’t.
lonestarball is my favorite site to follow
its been my homepage for years. now its not intelligent ranger baseball talk. its josey saying something ridiculous and everyone else commenting or arguing about it. i used to enjoy a lot more than i do now
right
The interesting thing is that the blogospher is a free market, and people will go to the place where they get the best product at the best price. If a new great new blog pops up, or one of the existing excellent blogs improves their commenting systems or starts getting a larger following with quality discussions people will begin to leave and then AJM will have to choose to either make changes or deal with his site becoming less relevant.
This would appear to be a threat
from somebody who brings very, very little to the discussion.
alon91 reads what everybody else has to say about the Great Game and then bitches about the quality of discussion not meeting his lofty standards.
What an ungrateful prick.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09
by Josey Wales on Dec 18, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I have to say
This post made me laugh quite a bit.
by brettgardner on Dec 18, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Well what other options do we have
at this point? Apparently nothing happens by simply complaining about it consistently.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I like the "negative rating" idea...
that someone had mentioned. If a sub-thread receives X amount of negative reviews, it’s auto-closed with the option of reading it if you choose to.
Indeed,
that really would be a great alternative for the masses.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
actually it does.
Adam is hopefully gonna add an ignore feature. He put it on the front page so finally complaining is paying off.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
We can surely hope,
but it seems a few others have already mentioned this has been brought before without resolve. For the sake of those that can’t voluntarily bypass his posts, I really hope AJM comes up with a solution before next season
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
I think you make a very fair point.
Hadn’t really thought of him as much more than a nuisance, but in actuality he may keep lurkers lurking or even keep good baseball talkers from joining. That’s at best. At worst the whole shitstorm drives people away.
by Black Francis on Dec 18, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
theoretically that would work
but my problem is he seems to change the attitude and topic of others posts. they seem to end up all about josey
I can see both sides to the arguments here
why Josey should be banned, and why he shouldn’t. I’d rather that he wasn’t banned. What’s he doing, inciting riotous conversation on an MLB blog? That’s not ban-worthy.
But at the same time, it IS rather annoying to see 300 posts on a topic and 250 are related to Josey or retorts. I think if you can’t stand seeing all of the retorts, you just refrain from retorting.
I think if you enjoy arguing with him, you’ve got some issues. But keep on doing it if it makes you happy.
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If I didn't say this in my earlier post....
….well, I meant this to be part of it.
People post stupid/ignorant things quite often. Sometimes by mistake, rarely on purpose, but nevertheless, it happens. Usually one or two folks will point it out to the poster and that is usually the end of it.
This is not the case with Josey Wales. If Josey posts ANYTHING, it is often met with numerous comments/retorts. Many of which have little to do with what he may have just posted, but rather a re-visiting of comments/opinions he has expressed in the past….perhaps 5-15 on any given subject. If he responds, it’s rinse and repeat. If he doesn’t respond, then we can expect another half dozen posts saying “he doesn’t respond and runs away/ignores” when confronted.
Obviously, this doesn’t even take into account the numerous times Josey’s name appears in a thread BEFORE he has even commented on the thread, or his little catch phrases instead. Who made who here? Somebody commented on my earlier post that Josey and some of his phrases are now LSB meme….Well, he can post them, but only the rest of us can make them stick or become bigger in stature or more infamous.
If he does it on purpose or not, the fact is that THE REST OF US gave it life to become “bigger” than it was. That’s not ban-worthy…that’s look in the mirror worthy. It’s almost like “Adam, we got off on excessive commenting about/to Josey’s comments, now we don’t like what it has become. Could you please ban Josey so that we can save this site from ourselves?”
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thank you
thats perfectly stated, and a +1 to black francis’ comment below. its not about josey himself and banning him may or may not be fair. but the site as a whole is better without him, its too bad he’s not like finnerty fan and willing to make his own blog where we can all just laugh behind his back, and not let it ruin the main site we enjoy following
He's saying "don't ban him; it's you guys' fault".
Chaim thinks banning him would be “stupid, group-think mentality”. He says the community made Josey Wales what he is.
It’s hard to disagree with the second sentence. I think we as a community have made him, and that should probably be obvious to anyone. At this point does it make any sense to dwell on how we got here? Is it realistic to expect the whole community or at least a whole lot of the community to change their approach to Josey Wales? I don’t think it is. Talking about that is a waste of time. Regardless of how we arrived here, there is still one individual who is at the root of it, and eliminating him or controlling him in some way would be the only realistic solution.
Adam obviously acknowledges that Josey Wales is a problem, at least some of the time. Not long ago he made a special thread and confined Josey and his kinds of arguments to it. I noticed this but was busy with other things and wasn’t around as much as I normally am. From what I could tell, though, it worked. Think of that little experiment as proof-of-concept that banning would work just as well and would be a more permanent solution.
Also take the case of “Texas.Dawg”. He had an approach to trolling that was (at least in my opinion) very similar to that of Josey Wales’. He caused quite a bit of trouble during the season and he was actually banned. Problem was solved. He wasn’t round long enough for a meme to form. Ban Josey Wales, and he and all his stupid antics would fade from the collective memory in time.
I don’t like calling Adam out on something like this because he’s probably a very busy guy and he does a very good job with this blog. If he didn’t none of us would be here. But I’m not sure he realizes that some of us have a pretty big stake in LSB ourselves. It’s my primary source for baseball discussion. For me I don’t know very many people who are baseball fans. None of my friends and family around here are, so this site fills a void. Obviously it is a very good place to find information and opinions. The local journalists obviously read it, and there are even some in the front office who do (Chuck Morgan at least and I don’t know why there wouldn’t be more). If I were Adam — and I am not — I’d be a little more interested in protecting what I’ve built. I understand and appreciate the fact that he has a light touch when it comes to policing the community as that is precisely whey I’m here (I don’t like G Rated, rules-driven sites), but isn’t there a point where someone has to step in and say “enough of this”?
Chaim is right that we should look in the mirror, but looking in the mirror isn’t going to solve this problem. It has snowballed to the point where it seems like there is at least one fan shot per week dedicated to this clown. Every time the opportunity presents itself, Josey’s low hanging fruits come up. His mark is practically everywhere on this site. I doubt there’s a way to stop this kind of momentum without getting to the root problem, which is Josey Wales.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
by Black Francis on Dec 19, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Black Francis wasted 582 words of blather when he should
have just said “My pussy hurts.”
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by Josey Wales on Dec 19, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
anonymity makes you a real tough guy, huh
When I talk shit to people, I do so knowing that anyone with 20 minutes and half a brain can figure out not only my name, but exactly where my front door is.
by Black Francis on Dec 20, 2009 2:07 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, don't take it personal...
Some people are born with a micro-penis, which causes major self-esteem issues, and also makes them lash out at the more socially adjusted amongst us.
John in Plano will finish throwing his faux newspapers soon, like a dog pinwheeling it’s legs as it dreams.
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"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Dec 20, 2009 3:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Same goes for any jackass who rec'd that comment.
Even more anonymously.
by Black Francis on Dec 20, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
+1
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
by NYTXFAN on Dec 20, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Josey usually annoys me
but this is probably one of his funniest posts ever
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 20, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry but I had to rec it too.
He got the word count exactly right. Not to mention it was pretty damn funny.
Jimmy Johnson for GM.
Maybe it's pathetic
…that I wrote 582 words, but isn’t it more pathetic that people are counting them?
by Black Francis on Dec 21, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that's why it was so funny to me.
It’s not so much that it was a 582 word post though. I don’t know about everybody else, but when I try to copy on this site it won’t let me copy what’s in the subject line. That means Josey had to copy the whole thing, then type out exactly what was in the subject line, put it into a word processor, and get the exact word count. I guess that makes me just as bad because I did it too, but I had to know if 582 was just a random guess or if he actually went to those lengths just for the sake of busting your balls. Turns out he did, and I don’t know why but to me that’s hilarious.
Jimmy Johnson for GM.
Okay I get it
I no longer want to disembowel those who rec’d it.
I bet he didn’t use a word processor, though. I can just picture a Randy Galloway type figure hunched over in a dark room with his index finger to the screen, counting words.
by Black Francis on Dec 21, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
"Could you please ban Josey so that we can save this site from ourselves?""
Well, if the ends justify the means. It’s not like there’s a contract being put on his head or anything. Nobody’s getting hurt.
It’s easier to eliminate the behavior of one than it is to change the behavior of, what, 150 regular commenters?
Bitter people amuse me!
And Josey is obviously very, very bitter. People like Josey are fueled by publicity whether it is positive or negative and all we do is make the fire a little bit bigger with each stick that we add.
Update to the script
Sorry, I noticed that SBN started using different user name links (sometimes lonestarball.com, sometimes sbnation.com). Now it should work for everybody.
Yep, working for me again.
Thanks for all your work on this as always dude.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
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Just to be clear
All usernames links should now point directly to the sbnation.com host.
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one last thing
Apparently I never accounted for posts that get recommended, which SBN treats a little differently. Made one more change.
Josey
posts from his laptop at the “old fucks home”. Most of the contents of his posts come from his delusional roomate or his imaginary friends he shares his split pea soup and jello with in the lunch room. Depends are in short supply at the facility as Josey “shits the bed” often enough to elicit this remark from his primary nursing aide. " In my short time here, I’ve seen more ass than a rental car."
Who gives a shit what Josey says.............................
by Lil' Jonny Donuts on Dec 23, 2009 12:35 PM CST reply actions
Late to the party but here's my opinion
I don’t think he should be banned but I’m also sick of him taking over ever post. That said, sometimes he has something mildly interesting to say. So here’s my proposal (that will never happen) – limit him to one post per day that he can comment in. That way he’s not shitting all over everything. If he absolutely has to comment in some other post, limit him to one or two comments. To me that would be ideal, but again, it’s not going to happen.
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