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I didn't want to put this in the report, since it wouldn't matter to the masses, but man, I was so stunned that Josey not only showed up but identified himself. Never thought he'd do that. Ever.
I don't know how many of you he introduced himself to (I bet not many -- he actually seemed almost introverted), but if you were in line near him, he was the one who talked Chris Davis's ear off for about five minutes. I was on the other end of the table and couldn't hear what they were talking about, but they were both smiling the whole time so it didn't look like much in the way of trash-talking.
And nobody gets the underbill of a ballcap signed like Josey does. He must have a hundred signatures on it. Cool pennant he was carrying around, too.
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Whaaaaaa????????
So you are saying that you, yourself, are not Josey Wales… Had me fooled…
We need pictures of this gentlemen, stat.
TCU Frogs- #3
"THAT WAS MY SPECIAL MONDAY MORNING TAPE, SPECIAL, FOR YOU!
It's fucking Monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier."
by FormerLSBUser on Dec 18, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions
is this gonna end up like some fight club shit where josey is really just chris davis’ tyler durden?
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Dec 18, 2009 9:56 AM CST reply actions
nice
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 18, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell.
I always say Josey is Adam but now that can’t be true. How can we really know it was Josey though?
Because he looked like this

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Makes sense
That he gets the underbill of a cap signed then. There is room for a lot of signatures on that hat!
I call BS
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yeah I almost feel like this is a joke....
or a riddle. Jamey knows the true identity of Josey is someone we may all know, and is giving us hints as to whom it is.
However, I don’t see Jamey doing that.
I was working, too.
MF!!
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Dec 18, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
I am now very sad I missed this
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Dec 18, 2009 11:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions
How could you understand him with Hanks balls in his mouth? Or was that how you knew who it was...
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I'll definitely head out to the one In Dallas.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Ha ha
The Chris Davis bit, and the pennant, are both genius.
Good one, Berg.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Josey is a she.
Also known as the Little Ball of Hate.
by 3hacks on Dec 18, 2009 7:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This place is fucking obsessed.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
OCD can be fun.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't bring a camera.
But many folks did. Hopefully someone got a shot he’s in.
by Jamey Newberg on Dec 18, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
How did the conversation go?
“Hi, I’m Josey Wales, I’m the guy who torments Lone Star Ball and NMLR, howdy doodee?”
by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 18, 2009 10:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Should have at least got a quicky with your cell phone then...
Nothing says Kodak moment better than Josey talking to CD.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Chris Davis is an exceedingly
nice person and I’m rooting for him to have a wonderful 2010.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09
"not a hard man to track,
leaves dead men everywhere he goes"
by poster formerly known as ncrangerman on Dec 20, 2009 7:50 AM CST reply actions
Josey
do CD got any tatoos on his ass?
Who gives a shit what Josey says.............................
by Lil' Jonny Donuts on Dec 20, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply actions

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