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I didn't want to put this in the report, since it wouldn't matter to the masses, but man, I was so stunned that Josey not only showed up but identified himself.  Never thought he'd do that.  Ever. 

 

I don't know how many of you he introduced himself to (I bet not many -- he actually seemed almost introverted), but if you were in line near him, he was the one who talked Chris Davis's ear off for about five minutes.  I was on the other end of the table and couldn't hear what they were talking about, but they were both smiling the whole time so it didn't look like much in the way of trash-talking. 

 

And nobody gets the underbill of a ballcap signed like Josey does. He must have a hundred signatures on it. Cool pennant he was carrying around, too.

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Whaaaaaa????????

So you are saying that you, yourself, are not Josey Wales… Had me fooled…

We need pictures of this gentlemen, stat.

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It's fucking Monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier."

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 18, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

is this gonna end up like some fight club shit where josey is really just chris davis’ tyler durden?

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Dec 18, 2009 9:56 AM CST reply actions  

nice

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis

by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 18, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell.

I always say Josey is Adam but now that can’t be true. How can we really know it was Josey though?

by bruce182 on Dec 18, 2009 10:22 AM CST reply actions  

Because he looked like this

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 18, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Makes sense

That he gets the underbill of a cap signed then. There is room for a lot of signatures on that hat!

by Heebs on Dec 18, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I call BS

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Dec 18, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah I almost feel like this is a joke....

or a riddle. Jamey knows the true identity of Josey is someone we may all know, and is giving us hints as to whom it is.

However, I don’t see Jamey doing that.

by cmkelly29 on Dec 18, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I was working, too.

MF!!

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by inactive lsb user on Dec 18, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I am now very sad I missed this

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Dec 18, 2009 11:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

How could you understand him with Hanks balls in his mouth? Or was that how you knew who it was...

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Dec 18, 2009 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

I'll definitely head out to the one In Dallas.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

Ha ha

The Chris Davis bit, and the pennant, are both genius.

Good one, Berg.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 18, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Josey is a she.

Also known as the Little Ball of Hate.

by 3hacks on Dec 18, 2009 7:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

This place is fucking obsessed.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 18, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

OCD can be fun.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Dec 18, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't bring a camera.

But many folks did. Hopefully someone got a shot he’s in.

by Jamey Newberg on Dec 18, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

How did the conversation go?

“Hi, I’m Josey Wales, I’m the guy who torments Lone Star Ball and NMLR, howdy doodee?”

by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 18, 2009 10:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Should have at least got a quicky with your cell phone then...

Nothing says Kodak moment better than Josey talking to CD.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 18, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Davis is an exceedingly

nice person and I’m rooting for him to have a wonderful 2010.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09

by Josey Wales on Dec 19, 2009 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Josey

do CD got any tatoos on his ass?

Who gives a shit what Josey says.............................

by Lil' Jonny Donuts on Dec 20, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply actions  

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