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Jerry Crasnick: Rangers in Serious Negotiations with Darren Oliver

Jerry Crasnick is reporting that the Rangers are in serious negotiations with free agent reliever Darren Oliver.

There's been talk for a while that the Rangers have interest in Oliver, but I figured it was a kicking the tires type thing.  Actually signing him -- probably on a one year deal for about $2-3 million -- seems to be a weird allocation of resources.  I talked before about how I wished the Rangers could have been in on Nick Johnson, and if the Rangers have money for both Oliver and a Jermaine Dye/Mike Lowell/Vlad Guerrero type bat, it seems like there was enough money there to just sign Johnson.

Also, adding Oliver, with Clay Rapada and Ben Snyder in the mix, seems to make it a lot more likely that C.J. Wilson will start the season in the rotation, which makes the rotation more crowded.

We'll have to see how this plays out, and how much Oliver signs for, but right now, I just don't get this.

UPDATE -- Evan Grant thinks it will be for more than $3 million.  I'm flabbergasted.

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Wow

I’m fucking thrilled

by Evil Monkey on Dec 20, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

This is our replacement for Eddie Guardado

Gotta have that veteran leadership in the bullpen guys!

Fucking Rangers.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

hey

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 20, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Pinche

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 20, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

For $3 million dollars...

Darren Oliver had better provide us with some stellar GDT images to work with. Eddie lead the league in gifs per inning.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 20, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

i hope he still manages

to make some GDT appearances next year, just for old times’ sake.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This

is a top 3 moment from last year. Greatness.

by ncrangerfan on Dec 21, 2009 6:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Even if CJ starts

you still have Harrison and maybe Holland for the bullpen (if he isn’t starting).

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

Uh, actually he's good.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I think too many Rangers fans are remembering the Darren Oliver that left in 2001. The last few years he’s been really good out of the pen.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 20, 2009 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You just made the list

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 21, 2009 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Of people that know...

Darren Oliver is a good reliever? Good. Nice to be on a list with reasonable people.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 21, 2009 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Even if I put my hate for D.O. aside

This is still a dumb move.

Blowing more than half our wad on a setup guy? Your contention is that this a prudent decision?

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 21, 2009 6:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think the Rangers are done making moves...

when they are, I’ll have a better idea as to whether or not I think this move was a good allocation of funds or not. The point I’m trying to get across at the moment is that Darren Oliver isn’t the pitcher he was in Texas in 2000/2001. He’s good now. Especially in the role he’ll be asked to take on for this team.

So, if it works out that the team picks up a useful bat and improves the offense as well as this move, I don’t think it’s nearly as bad as is being bemoaned here.

If, however, spending money on Darren Oliver means that there is no money for a bat, or is used to justify a trade for a bat that doesn’t favor the team, or a supremely bargain basement bat is all that is available with the funds remaining, I won’t agree that this was the right move for the team.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 21, 2009 7:10 AM CST up reply actions  

While I'll freely admit that the name Oliver is lemon juice to my paper cut,

I’ll also say that signing any setup guy to 3.65 mil w/ a vester is a doo-doo move, considering our cash money setup.

We just acquired Ray and Snyder. This makes no fucking sense.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 21, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Your comment is duly bookmarked

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 20, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You really think he sucks?

Don’t know how you can say that.

To quote the Klaw:

he’s a fairly low-risk pickup on a one-year deal who could help just about any bullpen.

And you wouldn’t question the Klaw, would you?

In all seriousness though, he was really good last year, and pretty good the previous two years. His FBv has been pretty steady despite his advancing age, so even though he probably won’t be as good as he was last year, I see no real signs a huge dropoff is coming.

Relievers are always a bit of a crapshoot, but Oliver’s pretty solid and the money doesn’t look like it’s gonna be stupid.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I loves the Law

He rocks.

But.

The idea of paying a 40 yr old setup guy 3 million dollars annoys me, especially considering our current predicament.

After the word on Snyder, more so.

The fact that the aforementioned setup guy is the 2nd biggest thief in club history? Significantly more annoying.

But most important, I can’t be rational about Darren Oliver. I hate that dude like he ran over my dog. On purpose. He’s a cocksucker.

This news is ruining the Cowboy high I’ve been riding the last 24 hours. Up yours, Darren Oliver, you freedom-hater, you!

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 21, 2009 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Darren Oliver pitched the best game...

in Texas Ranger post season history.

It’s not like the team is bringing back Kevin Gross or Mark Clark. Oliver can pitch, dude.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 21, 2009 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh. OK.
Darren Oliver pitched the best game… in Texas Ranger post season history.
I think too many Rangers fans are remembering the Darren Oliver that left in 2001.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 21, 2009 6:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Darren Oliver pitched the best game in Texas Ranger post season history...

and then was traded in 1998. He came back in 2000 and sucked beyond belief. No one is questioning that.

However, Darren Oliver has been a good to really good reliever for the past four years. Regardless of what people remember about Darren Oliver’s previous two tenures as a Texas Ranger, he’s not a bad pitcher.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 21, 2009 7:13 AM CST up reply actions  

not a bad pitcher

but not worth THAT money in this market.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 21, 2009 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

firts of all

fangraphs usually has high values based on dollar amounts. they say Zobrist’s value was at 38.5M. I’m not sure where you got the stat from.

and it’s more about his worth to our team, and with our limited budget this year, he is not worth it. If you said we were spending half of our budget on a reliever in any year, that would be ridiculous to me when you have other more important needs to fill.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 21, 2009 8:37 AM CST up reply actions  

So if you had to assign a dollar value to

73 innings of high 2s middle relief, what would it be?

again I agree that if we are consciously turning down better guys in other spots to do this, I question it. But we don’t really know that. JD may have found that he can either sign both, or that no matter what he wasn’t going to get certain guys even with all the money left.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 21, 2009 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

i suppose we'll just have to

reserve judgment until we see what else JD does.

Oliver, though, was strangely much more effective at missing bats in Angels stadium than on the road. He’ll be going to a hitters park now and won’t have the same success.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 21, 2009 8:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm in the same boat as you...

I’m withholding judgment on this until the off season is complete and all of the moves have been made. I’m mostly just trying to plead to the “Darren Oliver is old and bad at baseball” crowd to reconsider since Darren Oliver is, actually, a good pitcher. I just don’t know if it was a good deal yet depending on if/when other deals are made.

That said, I’m concerned about the vesting option. That doesn’t really help this deal at all.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 21, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Got to love mlbtr
Reagins just shot the Angels’ first place chances with this screwup.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 20, 2009 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

LMAO

nice

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Dec 20, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd be laughing if I wasn't mind-bendingly ticked off

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes well...

I think the Mariners need to worry about the Rangers cornering the market on relief pitchers named Darren.

Your move, Dr. Z.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 20, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Exploiting a new market ineffenciency

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Dec 20, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No doubt

A 1.9 WAR reliever for free.

239 ERA+. Just quasi-Felizian.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Dec 20, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus, Josey openly trumpets that he liked that move

That’s got to count for something.

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 21, 2009 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

This move (signing Darren Oliver)

sucks if nothing significant is being done to fix the offense.

Very typical JD move. Misread how to improve the team. Misappropriation of very limited funds to an older player. No doubt, “The Other Element” has had the shackles removed.

I get the feeling CJ is about to be traded.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09

by Josey Wales on Dec 21, 2009 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

bold prediction

I’m gonna guess that CJ is traded to the Rockies for Brad Hawpe.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 21, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

It has to be something...

The FO knows CJ is going to be in the starting rotation all season and they’re not very confident in Ray being effective

OR

CJ is about to be dealt and they’re not very confident in Ray being effective.

Does anybody else realize Oliver has a 5.20 ERA in more than 440 IPs at TBiA? ERA is not always the best stat to rely on for pitchers but when we’re talking 440 IPs, it’s pretty definitive.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09

by Josey Wales on Dec 21, 2009 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't that as a starter or at least mostly as a starter?

The last several years after switching to the pen hes been a much more effective pitcher

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Dec 21, 2009 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

In his last three years, he's at 8 earned runs

in 12 IPs (basically a 6.00 ERA). That’s a small sample size but it’s also in line with what he’s done in the past.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09

by Josey Wales on Dec 21, 2009 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Well I guess we have to hope that was more a product of our offenses than the ballpark

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Dec 21, 2009 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Borbon, Smoak, and Ray to Tampa for Upton.

While we’re dreaming, I mean.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 21, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

What a dream that would be

The Rays do need BP help

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 21, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Soriano, Howell, Balfour and Wheeler is actually pretty solid, imo.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 21, 2009 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Totally forgot about Soriano

That is pretty nice

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 21, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully this will be more productive...

Than JD’s previous plan of cornering the market on marginal relief prospects named Beau.

by Bandire on Dec 20, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Touche

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Dec 21, 2009 8:12 AM CST up reply actions  

The Millwood trade "didn't make sense" either.

If Oliver signs, the Rangers will have 39 men on the roster, and I think like 30 of them are pitchers.

Guys who will be starting somewhere:
1. Rich Harden
2. Scott Feldman
3. Tommy Hunter
4. Derek Holland
5. Brandon McCarthy
6. Neftali Feliz

Guys who will be in a bullpen somewhere:
1. Darren Oliver
2. Darren O’Day
3. Frank Francisco
4. Chris Ray
5. Ben Snyder
6. Zach Phillips
7. Clay Rapada (off the 40 right now)
8. Pedro Strop
9. Warner Madrigal

Guys who could be in either place:
1. C.J. Wilson
2. Matt Harrison
3. Guillermo Moscoso
4. Luis Mendoza
5. Dustin Nippert
6. Doug Mathis
7. Michael Kirkman

That’s 22 pitchers. Nearly enough for complete Major League and AAA pitching staffs. To think another move wouldn’t accompany this seems… foolish.

by NoNameOnCard on Dec 20, 2009 8:34 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Dec 20, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking CJ Wilson is going to get traded.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 20, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He's definitely worth more to the team than he is on the market.

He costs next to nothing and he still has the “potential” label, so there’s no motivation to move him unless someone blows them away with an offer. Admittedly, that might not take much, but I think it would have to be a pretty big deal for the Rangers to include McCarthy.

by NoNameOnCard on Dec 20, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol.

What the F is appropriate value? Tell me, please, I’m doing to know what you think is appropriate value for Brandon McCarthy, the major leaguer

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Even if that's the case...

There’s a cost-versus-potential problem with McCarthy. As injured as he’s been, he’s been worth 2.8 WAR in his three years here.

It’s not hard to find an equivalent 1.0 WAR/yr player, but if he manages to pitch an entire season with similar results to his partial seasons, you get a 2.3 WAR/yr pitcher (2.8 WAR/220 IP in three years * 180 IP for a full season) which is worth significantly more.

The x-factor for McCarthy is his health, and as long as that’s an issue, the Rangers won’t need to worry about his salary becoming a problem.

by NoNameOnCard on Dec 20, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Higher than Mendoza by a good stretch

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 20, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Are you suggesting that Ceej could be on the move?

In fact…that wouldn’t be completely unreasonable. Is there a team out there who would part with a middle of the order bat in exchange for a package that includes Ceej?

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 20, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind that depending on the return.

Maybe Drayton Moore wants Ceej in return for Butler?

jk.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe the Nationals?

Josh Willingham?

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

That would get my pants going a bit.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I really cannot figure out why you hate Josh Willingham

Yet have advocated for Fernando Tatis and Jonny Gomes.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Because Tatis and Gomes aren't that good.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

and to keep whatever you would need to give up to get willingham

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 20, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

For one thing I think we need to be looking for more than a RH platoon bat

And for another, Tatis isn’t even that great a platoon player.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Gomes would fit

But like I said, I think we can do better than a guy who’s only worth having in the lineup 28-30% of the time.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Gomes is only worth having in the lineup vs. left-handers.

Which only make up 28-30% of the competition. Now, Ron would probably play him more than that, but it would only decrease his value, a la Sosa (another reason why I want better than a platoon bat).

Bottom line, I want a decent hitter to DH. And unless we’re completely, utterly broke (in which case we shouldn’t be throwing money at Darren Oliver) I’m perfectly fine with expanding the budget 5 million to get that.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Then why in God's name are we after Darren Oliver?

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

But like you said

We’re up to our ears in pitching. And if we have less than 5 million, how are we going to sign Oliver and a Gomes or a Garko?

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I really think we've turned a 180

when we shouldn’t have in discussing quality pitching on this team. I understand the offense slumped last year, but i still say you can NEVER have too much/enough pitching

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Dec 20, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I think last year showed having pitching doesn't mean shit if you can't score runs behind it.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

but did last year show that this offense

is going to duplicate the results? seems to me that injuries played a major part in our inefficiencies. I think we’ll see an improvement even if we don’t make any more moves…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Dec 20, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, it'll improve

But we have no idea how much.

I’d still like to add more ceiling to the “how much it can improve” column.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

there's no debate to that

I would, too. I just don’t think there’s a reason to complain about signing another good bullpen option

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Dec 21, 2009 1:48 AM CST up reply actions  

right

I have a feeling our potential trade target is much sexier than Willingham. Someone who cannot simply be signed on the FA market…

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Kung Fu Panda

for CJ and a crop trailer of prospects? (I can’t let go of the idea now)

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Dec 20, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Not gonna happen.

SF are in win-now mode with Lincecum and Cain there.

They need hitting if anything, and they have Affeldt and GET EXTREME FOR JESUS, BRO! anchoring the back end of their bullpen.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

True

The best “fit” for the Rangers is already a best fit elsewhere. The Panda, Dunn …. sigh.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Dec 20, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, but CJ could reach out to SF's new-age crowd

He and Wilson would make a pretty good PR outreach pair.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

?
GET EXTREME FOR JESUS, BRO!

Brian Wilson?

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

I like GET EXTREME FOR JESUS, BRO! a lot better, however.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah, he gets mad extreme for Jesus, bro.

Listening to that guy speak gives me the crabs plus a little AIDS.

Ugh…

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL the MLB's Tim Tebow.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah, that's actually a really good way of putting it.

And, on a related note, holy crap is Tim Tebow obnoxious.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

But...but...he loves Jesus?!

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 20, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Q: WWJD? A: Motorboat.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 21, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Not in Tebow's world

Girls are teh sin.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 21, 2009 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 21, 2009 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn thats a rack

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Dec 21, 2009 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

They're almost bigger than her head.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 8:15 AM CST up reply actions  

you dont have to give up anything to get tatis or gomes

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by rentz on Dec 20, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not advocating trading C.J. Wilson...

…for the right to pay Willingham $5 million in 2010.

I’m advocating signing Tatis or Gomes to a $1-2 million deal without giving up talent to get them.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 20, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

CJs gonna make around 3 million in arbitration right?

So the increase would only be about 2 million to Willinghams salary.

if we have too many pitchers then I could see the justification in trading CJ and getting back Willingham and the 2 million extra hes gonna cost rather than keep CJ and spend the 2 million on Tatis or Gomes

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Dec 21, 2009 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Gomes + CJ is so much better than Willingham and no CJ.

I mean… that’s not even close.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 21, 2009 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Not if CJ was going to be moved to the rotation with this signing of Oliver

I don’t think CJ is going to be any better than say Matt Harrison or Brandon McCarthy in the rotation. With the other additions we’ve made to the pen this winter adding Oliver more than offsets the loss of CJ from there.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Dec 21, 2009 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I am one of the few that thinks CJ can be an effective

starting pitcher and it’s an option worth pursuing.

I don’t have a specific reason to think this other than he has a great arm and that he reminds me of a young Kenny Rogers in so many ways.

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by Josey Wales on Dec 21, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't believe CJ will be that effective

He thinks too much on the mound alot and going through an order multiple times I believe will only worsen that. I think he could be effective but not any more so than what we currently have at our disposal.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Dec 21, 2009 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I really don't think he's moving to the rotation.

He’s been really good of late out of the ’pen, but there were those rumblings about him really wanting to try the rotation next year, so who knows.

If he stays in the pen then having two setup guys in Ceej and Oliver is a good idea when you’ve got a closer as injury prone as 2Frank.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

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by thedirkatron on Dec 21, 2009 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

This.

Jimmy Johnson for GM.

by TXHC on Dec 21, 2009 4:45 AM CST up reply actions  

It seems that way with the moves that have been made.

Lots of starters already, and now a whole mess of bullpen lefties and Chris Ray as a potential set-up reliever.

I have no idea what team might be looking for move a bat in such a deal. I’d have to look it over.

by NoNameOnCard on Dec 20, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

....looking forward to that write-up on BBTiA, Trip.

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Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, a kidder, huh?

I think my inclusion as an “author” for BBTiA greatly exaggerates my contribution.

by NoNameOnCard on Dec 20, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I still enjoy your write-ups over Joey's or David's.

No offense to either, it’s a fantastic analysis driven sight.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Detroit is supposedly looking for a closer on the cheap

No idea what they have that we’d be interested in though.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Gerald Laird.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure The Morris could handle a return trade of his boy OMFT

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by WestTxAg06 on Dec 21, 2009 8:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Scherzer makes me pretty horny.

No way they’re trading Scherzer, though. At least not for Ceej.

Austin Jackson is okay, too. He’s pretty overrated as hell though if you ask me.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

How dare you speak ill of a Dentonite like that!

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 20, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard him belittling the Golden Triangle on a radio show.

There are some lines a man just shouldn’t cross.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on Dirk

Golden Triangle is far from perfect. Now if he insulted the Mr. Chopsticks, that’s a different story.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Dec 20, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't just that he insulted it, he came right out and said Vista Ridge was better.

A little bit of me died just hearing that.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

Since I live in FM, anyway. Since I pretty much hate and avoid any and all malls, my opinion might not be worth much, though.

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Dec 20, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Golden Triangle

Is it like your dorky little brother? YOU can make fun it, but no one else?

I guess look back on my year+ spent working at the Triangle with relative fondness.

by jthig32 on Dec 20, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The Golden Triangle used to have an Orange Julius and Chick-Fil-A side by side..

….heaven for a little pre-pubescent Ryin A.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 21, 2009 8:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not convinced he'll hit.

I know he’s really young and that he also has the tools to be a plus defender and all that, but… I dunno.

I’m just not sure on him.

Would you deal, say… Ceej for him? How about Two Frank + McCarthy?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude.

Denton to denton, how can you say this..

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

a very billy beane move

would be to trade one year of Frankie for six years of Ryan Perry. But again, if this team expects to win this year, I don’t see how they can justify that.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, assuming you went out and spent the money saved on that deal on someone else... I'd have no prblem with something like that.

Not too high on Perry specifically, though.

The walks scare me a bit.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

but the walks are why we could get him in the first place. if he gets that in check, look out. and like you said, that does free up some money for us this year. it would be a risky move, trading one year of Frankie (and the draft picks) but Perry’s got a pretty special arm and we do need money.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the Marlins would for Cantu

but I don’t know how I feel about that.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 20, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think FLA would do that though

Isn’t CJ starting to get more expensive?

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I get a feeling that

JD is setting up for a big trade.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll know by the Normathon

something always comes down then.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 20, 2009 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

when is the Normathon?

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

the 28th

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 20, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember that Nationals depth chart from LL with OF's manning every position?

They’re gonna do one of those for us with pitchers before too long.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

We are going to carry 16 pitchers and 9 position players this year

so Ron can’t screw up the lineup

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 20, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

next signing: Chan Ho Park

I would hate for any former Ranger to have to leave on a bad note without the chance for redemption.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Jimmy Johnson for GM.

by TXHC on Dec 21, 2009 4:51 AM CST up reply actions  

this is a bit of a head scratcher

but I hadn’t really looked at his stats recently, and over the past three years with the Halos he’s been pretty damn good (FIP around 3.50 over an avg of 70 innings).

It seems like another shoe still has to drop, though, right?

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Begs the question.

Are the Sybil-esque personnel moves (and attempted moves) by the Rangers a sign of the front office struggles by JD and Nolan.

I wonder.

by Saigon Hooker on Dec 20, 2009 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, jeez.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

While I'm a big fan of your handle, your hypothetical is the suck

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 20, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

While you're right

I think so many people use the phrase incorrectly that it could be said to have a separate meaning now.

Or not.

by brettgardner on Dec 20, 2009 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

If anything

I think this signing shows we may have more money than we were originally led to believe. Its almost as if we played the broke card as a bargaining tool or to temper the expectations of the fanbase.

But JD has said over and over that he expects to address multiple positions this offseason, and broke teams can’t usually do that.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

I think this signing shows we may have more money than we were originally led to believe

My immediate thoughts, as well.

And part of the thinking that plays into this thought is the fact that we heard that we could trade for Lowell and sign one of the DHs out there.

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Then why wasn't that money used for Nick Johnson?

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Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions  

CJ via FB

C.J. Wilson On a plane again…hitting the running program HARD this week!
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Well he better if he is going to get traded for a big bopper!

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by boomer1 on Dec 20, 2009 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Agree 100%

huge misallocation of resources.

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

I just don't think

we the fanbase has any idea what our resources really amount to. We are really only going by what Evan Grant said a few weeks ago, but a move like this, plus our continued interest in guys like Vlad and Dye, make me think we must have a little more tucked away…

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Concur

JD knows we need another bat just like the rest of us. I don’t think he would run out and spend the available money on Darren Oliver if that means no bat. I would assume our GM has a better feel for the market than us here on LSB but that is apparently not a sentiment shared by many.

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 20, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I would definately like to see

a trade in the works but i think this is just a move to bolster the bullpen. i don’t think going into spring training with rapada, snyder, and maybe harrison as your left handed options for the pen if ceej sticks in the rotation

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Dec 20, 2009 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

I like this.

Let’s be honest- we weren’t going into next season with our bullpen like this. We had a lot of interesting pieces out there behind 2Frank, but we needed someone capable of being a setup man/backup closer if Ceej is going to the rotation.

Oliver’s been surprisingly good out of the pen and should fit nicely here.

Assuming the money’s right (around 2-3mm) I think this is pretty good.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

I agree with this

depending on the money.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed. Signing DO only means CJ is considered a near certainty for the rotation

I think with the quality of stuff he showed last year ~13k/9 he could be a top of the order guy

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Dec 20, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Except he

averages 18 pitches per innings. (Just guessing haven’t looked up the actual numbers).

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

17.6 pitches per inning last year.

He needs to get that lower if he wants to be a starter.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

What was Feldman at?

Don’t feel like looking it up. Gotta be close to that though, right?

Jimmy Johnson for GM.

by TXHC on Dec 21, 2009 4:55 AM CST up reply actions  

16.7, if my calculations are correct.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 7:08 AM CST up reply actions  

16.8 last year.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 21, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe

But I’ve never seen the logic in moving CJ to the rotation, and I’m also not happy about funneling any resources away from what we really need, which is a decent goddamn DH.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Well since

JD has mentioned in public the need for a DH, I can’t imagine he would just run out and spend the available money for Oliver and not have money left for a DH. Let’s assume for the time being he has a better feel for the situation than we do.

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 20, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

concur, tap the brakes people.

I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.

by RA Dickey on Dec 20, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

And now it's apparently for more than three mil???

WHAT THE FUCK JD.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

x
but we needed someone capable of being a setup man/backup closer if Ceej is going to the rotation.

Why does he have to go to the rotation?

And if he does, you put him in there with Harden, Feldman, Hunter, and probably McCarthy, then you’ve got Holland and Feliz as your setup men/backup closers, and you don’t need Oliver.

If they aren’t dealing C.J. (or Frankie), this is dumb.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 20, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

The fact that Nick Johnson isn't a Ranger is dumb

none of this makes sense at the moment, I’m hoping it all does at the end of the day.

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I sort of got the feeling

that Nick Johnson was willing to take a lower amount to play for the Yanks. I don’t think we can just say, “well shit, we could have ponied up 5.6M and come away with Nick Johnson”.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus

he has a chance to put up monster numbers playing half of his game in that bandbox and look for a bigger contract next off-season.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 20, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly..

People need to stop imagining that Johnson would have come here for anything less than 7 mil. He knows his best chance to get a ring is in NY and he took it.

Not all players are in it for ONLY money.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I wrote that earlier this week

But it still seems like you can figure out a way to pay Johnson $7 million, if you were willing to give Lowell and Oliver a combined $6 million.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 20, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

were there any rumors about Texas even being in on Nick Johnson? I don’t recall them.

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Who says

That we aren’t signing using the money that was supposed to go to Lowell on Oliver?

I don’t think that is the case, but it is a possiblility.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think that's the case

because we already have more than one lefty in the bullpen. We don’t have a full-time DH.

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a big Mosquito fan, but he can hit righties pretty well.

We don’t really need a full time DH.

We need someone capable of backing up 1b and LF who can crush lefties.

I’d rather sign Xavier Nady and Johnny Gomes than a full time DH like Vladdy, and they’d prolly be cheaper, too.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

163.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

times a billion

like duh. It won’t matter though considering Milton Bradley will give the Mariners a trillion more than that.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 20, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

But Mike Lowell will give you detailed blueprints on how to win in the postseason!

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Trick question

Both would spend 100 games+ on the DL…

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 20, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Tex is not NY

for a guy who can fill a role for his first team and get a championship.

"Purity of heart is to will one thing" - Kierkegaard

by outofnace on Dec 21, 2009 7:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Not taking into consideration

that maybe Johnson preferred NY over here. This isn’t MLB 2010, you can’t just make whoever you want sign with you.

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 20, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Getting a

PS3 tomorrow for the bday and first game I will buy is MLB the Show.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

congratulations?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Dec 21, 2009 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

It isn't?

Shit I thought this was mlb 2010!

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

f nick johnson,

all he does is get hurt. you are willing to pay him more than the Yanks?

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Dec 21, 2009 8:15 AM CST up reply actions  

As a fan of an AL team, where we have the luxury of the DH

Fuck yes.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

late inning relievers

coming off good years are typically overvalued in the marketplace. The former Astros closer (blanking on his name) is really the only sexy late inning option left and he’s a type A, so no one’s biting.

I could definitely see us trade one of those two for a bat.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Valverde

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

No more...

relievers. Sign Duch or Sheets if you want a pitcher. Or Bedard for that matter.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

wash has said

he wants two lhp in the pen and i think i would rather have oliver than counting on snyder or rapada

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Dec 20, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Then why draft Snyder in the first place?

Why make the 3rd overall pick in the Rule 5 draft a key piece of the Millwood trade if you have little intention of keeping that guy around?

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 20, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

bullpen

if we don’t make any more moves (which is almost certainly not the case), we could be looking at:

Frankie (9th inning)
CJ (8th inning)
O’Day and Feliz as our two righty options
Rapada/Snyder and Oliver as our two lefty options
Nippert/Mathis as our long man.

That’s not a bad little bullpen.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Assuming Oliver and Ceej are setup men, who cares what hand they throw with?

I think you need one Loogy, but who cares if the setup men throw lefty?

If they’re good, they’re good.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Oliver splits

Career: .793 OPS RHB, .798 OPS LHB

Last 3 years
2007: .553 RHB, .810 LHB
2008: .549 RHB, .825 LHB
2009: .605 RHB, .707 LHB

by Telegraph on Dec 20, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

it is interestign

that switching to a bullpen role somehow allowed him to become much more effective against right handed batters.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

CJ isn't a lefty

he’s a set up man, and just like a closer, it doesn’t really matter which arm he throws with.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Feliz a reliever for good now?

Have they come out and said this?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"You like Castlevania, don't you?" -Psycho Mantis.

by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

They did, but that's no indication of how he'll leave.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

After that statement

I can’t see them putting him in the bullpen unless he sucks in camp.

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

If they move CJ to the rotation, they basically have no true 8th inning man

O’Day isn’t going to repeat 2009, Oliver is a thousand years old and Ray is a wildcard.

If CJ makes the rotation, my guess is they put Feliz into the ‘pen instead of sending him to start in AAA under the misguided idea that he’ll “impact the big-league team more” that way.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

you may as well steady yourself

Feliz ain’t going back to OKC.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he will.

No way he breaks camp as a starter, and I don’t think they’re gonna move him to relief full time just yet.

That’s way too valuable of resource, imo.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

from JD chat

If Feliz doesn’t make the rotation out of spring training but is just outside the cut, would he pitch in AAA until a slot opens up, or will he just stay in the major league bulpen?

Jon Daniels (12:30 PM)

Both would be options. However, I’m of the mindset to take our best 25. Would be hard to leave him behind if he’s throwing like he’s capable of.

Link. I think everybody knows Feliz is one of the best 25, and that’s what JD plans on breaking camp with.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

blockquote fail

the question & answer is a quote.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Bullpen or rotation, Feliz is too talented not to use to win major league games – especially when your jobs are dangling piñatas like JD and Worsh.

by shroomer on Dec 20, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

If he's starting, I think he pretty much has to

They need to limit his innings at the start of the season.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

In AAA?

He will still be throwing innings.

Innings in AAA don’t put less strain on the arm than innings in the MLB.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

In AAA they can limit those innings strictly

You can’t really do that in the majors without putting a strain on the bullpen, which is not a good idea early in the season.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

True

We need big years innings-wise from Hunter and Feldman

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

no

and I worry a little about this, but unless he pitches so well in ST that he’s an obvious member of the ML rotation, I think the team will end up having him in the major league bullpen rather than a minor league rotation because if this team wants to win this year, can it really justify excluding an arm like Feliz from a ML job?

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

you are correct

see the JD quote I posted above. He’s taking the best 25 from ST, Feliz is obviously part of the best 25.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't put too much stock in quotes from internet chats.

It’s really easy to equivocate on something like that.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

if i remember

correctly the reasoning for starting feldam in the bullpen last year and having benson in the rotation was to have the best 25. i could see that happening this year with feliz

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by shaneomac on Dec 20, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullpen

Nippert as the long man, Snyder as the 3rd lefty, and instead of Feliz(he will be in the rotation) put Ray.

Mathis in AAA and Rapada isn’t even on the 40 man so he is there too.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

CJ

isn’t a “lefty” in the context you are using him. He is a power bullpen arm.

So think of it as two “lefties”.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

And to be clear

The context I’m using in calling him a lefty is “he throws with his left arm.”

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 20, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

If that's what you mean...

then why should it matter how many you have? If it comes down to splits and L/R match-ups, results should matter more than handedness.

by NoNameOnCard on Dec 20, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

My brother

is left handed and married….

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Dec 20, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

If they can get people out

I don’t care if they bend over and shit the ball to home plate

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 20, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

we've also got

Ray, Strop, Harrison – which is sorta the point, bullpen wasn’t really an area that needed urgent attention, especially with the glut of relief arms available on the market.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

did you just say

“make a rule 5 pick a key piece of the millwood trade”? Really? More reasonable people might call that a “throw-in” and even more reasonable people might call it a “throw-in squared” because it was a rule 5 pick for a AA loogie prospect.

by Goyogringo on Dec 20, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Do NOT deal CJ.

Deal Frankie if anybody. Why does this have to signal trading of one of the two? Are you opposed to having the strongest bullpen in baseball. It is not like CJ is a LOOGY anyways, he is a setup man. Oliver can come and get a tough lefty or more in the sixth, seventh inning. Guys we have a chance to build a top notch bullpen. Let JD do his work.

Sign Vlad and call it an offseason.

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly

if healthy, always the question, Frankie, CJ, Ray, Feliz (for a few months), Oliver, O’Day, Moscos/Mathis plus plugging in Snyder/Rapada/Strop would have to be up there

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by Walter Sobchak on Dec 20, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I disagree.

I think there’s another move coming, but even there’s isn’t it’s not mind bogglingly stupid or awful or whatever people seem to be saying.

Even if you keep Ceej in the pen, this gives you two setup men for Franky that Wash can trust, which is never a bad thing given Frank’s love of getting real injured and Ceej’s inconsistent streaks. Plus it lessens the chances of us having to turn Feliz into a reliever out of necessity, which is something I very much don’t want.

Look, I’m not gonna go jump in bed with that old lady down the street from me and using my penis to have sex with her, but I don’t understand the horriblness of it.

It’s not the sexy signing we all want, but it’s an okay move, imo.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

A couple of problems

First of all, Oliver is not the same thing as CJ Wilson. Wilson is much tougher on lefties than he is on righties; Oliver does not have such splits – he is a setup-type reliever who happens to be left handed. Having both Wilson and Oliver in the bullpen is not redundant. Snyder and Rapada are not comparisons to Oliver.

Second, Oliver has actually been consistently good in the last 3 years, during which time he put up 0.7, 1.0 and 1.5 WAR according to actual performance, but FIP type stat (like tRA), suggest that he had done even better (1.7, 1.6, 21 WAR). Suppose you are just replacing a generic figure, like Jennings for example, in the bullpen, that’s an upgrade of at least 1 win. One win earned in the bullpen is not that much different from 1 win from a hitter.

Yes, we need a hitter, but if the difference between someone like Thome and Gomes is 1 win, then there is nothing wrong with spending $2-3 extra million here and $2-3 million less on the hitter.

by Telegraph on Dec 20, 2009 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Thanks for calling him out on his reasoning here; I finally gave up. I used to think that AdMo’s rhetorical skills were suspect to say the least, he being a lawyer and all, until I realized that he has to mischaracterize his adversaries everyday so the site is really more like a recrudescent divorce case rather than a love affair with the game.

by Goyogringo on Dec 20, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

but with that said

i would much rather keep ceej in the pen and spend the money elsewhere

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by shaneomac on Dec 20, 2009 9:13 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

That may have allowed them to up their offer to Oliver.

please don’t assume.

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by Longhorn on Dec 20, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

I came on here because I just heard on the news

That the sky was falling.

Just wanted to warn everyone.

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by iorange555 on Dec 20, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Jamey's email

“the addition of a middle reliever at what stands to be a pretty significant cost is interesting.”

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

why is it interesting?

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by Longhorn on Dec 20, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

bye bye feliz

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by iorange555 on Dec 20, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure... for Johnson and Nolasco.

I could be convicned to take Adam Jones and Weiters, but you’d have to twist my arm.

Or maybe Posey and Cain, though I’m not too high on Cain.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

how about Sandoval and Lincecum :)

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by NothinG on Dec 20, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's keep this real.

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

by rooster on Dec 20, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay...

just Lincecum then.

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by slc ranger on Dec 20, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Jimmy Johnson for GM.

by TXHC on Dec 21, 2009 4:57 AM CST up reply actions  

that's true

interesting is often a euphemism for “crappy”.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as this does not keep us....

from adding Vlad as DH…then I am ok with it for 1 year.

I would have prfered Nick Johnson as well….but like others said, he probably prefered NY by a large margin.

by death of the cool on Dec 20, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh... Can we stop wanting Vlad here as a DH?

He’s gonna cost, he has no defensive value whatsoever and given his age and his dropoff last season he’s a huge risk.

No. Thank. You.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Vlad wasn't too bad last year.

I think he would do wonders for our lineup.

Who would you rather have?

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

A sub .800 OPS from an aging injury-prone DH who's slowe than my grandmother on the bases... Yah, no thanks.

Cetrainly not at anything more than 3-4mm or so, and I have to assume he’ll want more than that.

Like I’ve said before, I’d love to see us get in on Xavier Nady.

If we can promise him a nice role (playing all the time versus lefties and often against righties when one of Hambone/Borbon/Davis/Mosquito need a break) to build up his value again after last year’s injuries, I think he’d come at a rather nice price. There just aren’t that many starting jobs available right now.

If we could get Gomes or someone like that to come in too, that’d be nice.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

do you think

that nady is less of an injury risk than vlad?

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by shaneomac on Dec 20, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Different sort of injury risks, but I see your point.

But Nady’d be cheaper and he doesn’t have the “body of a 60-year old former prize fighter” thing going against him like Vlad does.

I get arthritis just watching him walk up to the plate.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

2 TJ surgeries in 3 years

no thanks or at least not unless you sign another bat in conjunction in case his elbow explodes…

by Goyogringo on Dec 20, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And also

any Vlad advocates should be banned from complaining about his helmet to ground strike zone if he signs here, or, in fact, wherever he signs, on penalty of being punted (whenever the punting occurs)…

by Goyogringo on Dec 20, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Opps, he hits lefty doesn't he?

I thougt righty, but now that I think about he’s a lefty isn’t he?

Damn.

Now that’s a veteran full of win right there.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Splits are meaningless

When you have that kind of grititude

by nortorious on Dec 20, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

all this talk about Vlad is probably moot

because I think this team finds a way to sign Dye. Our FO has been linked to him for years, he has at least shown a willingness to play 1B and would make a perfect platoon partner for Davis, and he mashes LHP like few others.

I know he’s not a popular choice around here, but JD usually gets what he wants. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me for JD to find a way to bring Sheffield in as well.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

no to Sheffield

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 20, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

oh i agree

but this is JD we are talking about. Sosa and Andruw show that JD is not above taking a chance on a guy like Shef…

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 20, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

If he'd be used in a straight platoon, he'd be fine.

Just like Sammy would’ve.

But Wash doesn’t believe in platoons, and JD either doesn’t believe in them either or can’t get his manager to follow the plan.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I very badly want this not to be true

But I’m a’fear’d that it is

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by Keynes on Dec 20, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Since the worst case scenario is always the most likely when it comes to the Rangers

You’re probably right.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

But realistically we need someone who can backup 1b and LF versus lefties.

You can’t run out Davis/Borbon/Mosquito every game versus lefties and expect to win a shit ton of baseball games, cause you generally have to score runs to do that.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Hence my Reed Johnson idea

Bringing in Reed Johnson gives you a backup CF who can hit LHP. That leaves enough roster space to bring in a 1b/DH type who can platoon with Davis or Murphy. Basically you’d only have one of Borbon/Davis/Murphy starting against a LHP on any given day.

It’s not perfect, but it’s the only way to patch the offense and adequately backup MI and CF without moving to a six-man bullpen.

by cstorm15 on Dec 20, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

That's my Johnson idea, man.

x

And that wasnt my first mentino of the idea

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

But seriously

Not only is he a backup CF who can hit LHP, he can also slide right into the leadoff spot when Borbon doesn’t play, since the majority of his major league AB’s have come from the leadoff spot

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

He's never been good in center, though.

Negative uzr/150 in CF every season in the bigs, and he ain’t getting any younger.

Still, you’re right that at least he can play there.

And he’d be a plus in LF if you wanted to use him there and slide Hambone over when we sit Borbon, whereas Nady/Gomes/Dye don’t have a lot of range.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right that he's not a great CF

The point is that, for the 20-30 games he’ll start in CF, he will hit enough against LHP to justify his roster spot. Plus, he can backup in LF and allow Hamilton/Cruz to shift to DH for a day off, and he can platoon with Murphy in LF if there’s an outfield injury.

And the alternatives are bad. If you use a guy like Gentry in CF, then you’re going to have 20-30 games of sub-par offensive production, and you’re going to be starting two of Borbon/Murphy/Davis against every LHP starter.

by cstorm15 on Dec 20, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

If only Gentry didn't have those damn reverse platoon splits... Bah! I love speedy defenders in the OF.

A .697 OPS versus lefties in Frisco doesn’t seem like it’d translate so hot the bigs next season.

What about Boggs, though?

Are we all assuming he won’t be healthy? Has there been word about his shoulder? I might’ve missed something…

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd be fine with that.

Johnson can play a little center, but Hamilton can slide over there occasionally, too.

Johnson/Gomes/Nady/etc…. any of those guys’d be fine by me.

And don’t forget that Boggs can hit lefties and can play some defense as well. I don’t want him out in center full time, but assuming we have above average defenders in either corner with Hamilton and Cruz, I’d be fine with Boggs spelling Borbon in CF from time to time.

Boggs’ health is what scares me, though.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Why the heck not?

Johnson versus lefties/Murphy versus righties. Seems like they’re actually pretty much build perfectly to be on the same team.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, they're both 4th outfielders, right?

Johnson isn’t going to sign somewhere as the 5th outfielder, and we are rolling into the season with a Johnson/Murphy platoon DH, right?

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Well Murphy may get a lot of DH AB's

Johnson would be the real fourth outfielder.

by cstorm15 on Dec 20, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure you can.

25 man roster:
Salty
Teagarden
Davis
Kinsler
Andrus
Young
Backup MI
Cruz
Borbon
Hamilton
Murphy
Johnson
RH DH (Glaus, Gomes, etc.)

5 SPs, 7 bullpen arms

You have adequate backups all across the diamond and adequate lineups against LHP and RHP.

by cstorm15 on Dec 20, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Lineups

Against RHP:

CF Borbon
2b Kinsler
SS Young
LF Hamilton
RF Cruz
DH Murphy
1b Davis
C Catcher
SS Andrus

Against LHP:
CF Johnson
2b Kinsler
SS Young
LF Hamilton
RF Cruz
DH Glaus
1b Davis
C Catcher
SS Andrus

Against LHP, you could also move Johnson to DH, Glaus to 1b, and Borbon to #9.

by cstorm15 on Dec 20, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Elvis had a .373 OBP versus lefties last year, he should be leadoff or 2nd versus LH starters, imo.

I’d use Andrus leadoff versus lefties with Borbon 9th (if he’s in the lineup), and Borbon leadoff versus righties with Elvis 9th.

And no way is Glaus gonna come here just to play versus lefties. If that’s all you’re gonna use the guy fr you may as well go with someone cheaper as well, like Gomes or Sheffield (.294/.375/.459 versus LHP last year).

But basically I like the way you think.

We should probably have sex I think.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You know, I'd be fine with bringing in Sheffield

And rolling Elvis leadoff, Sheffield in the middle vs. lefties

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd have no problem with that

I do want a RH DH that can also play 1b so we can sit Davis some against LHP. Sheffield isn’t a viable option at 1b.

by cstorm15 on Dec 20, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Why isn't sheffield viable at 1b?

He wouldn’t be great there I wouldn’t think, but considering he played LF last year for the Mets I’d think his body would be able to handle 30-50 games at 1b.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Ewww.

Although, unlike Andruw Jones or Dye, Sheff at least used to be an infielder, once upon a time.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

He was a SS!!!

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

I find that fairly mind-blowing.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah.

when Moses was a child.

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by randyd on Dec 21, 2009 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

right

Boggs has a serviceable split as a 4-5 OF but that shoulder was an issue for like 2 years so we’ll have to see. I wonder what the damage was that needed repair…?

by Goyogringo on Dec 20, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe we just want to have a kickass bullpen next year?

Francisco
Wilson
Ray
Oliver
O’Day
Snyder/Rapada
Nippert/Mathis

by cstorm15 on Dec 20, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

Oday

Fifth in the pecking order…. awesome

by FelizCheez on Dec 20, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Feliz

He could still swing shift it out there, too.

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by hightowersmith on Dec 20, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's to internal improvements on the offensive end

because we got nothing else happening in the FA market.

by Agreen07 on Dec 20, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

I cannot see Ceej being in the rotation.

Does anyone have a link so I can read where he has been considered for this?

While I would enjoy a nice lefty starter outta CJ, I don’t think he has shown he can be consistant. He only has two pitches that are above B level or above, his fastball beause of how deceptive his release is, and his slider. But both of those, especially his slider, can have control problems and he can’t throw it for a strike. I could only see him being a starter option if he picks up a third pitch and has better control.

We also have a log jam of guys who are ready to be starters and have already had MLB experience doing it.

The only positives I can find out of this would be that it would put total faith in FX2 that he is the closer and doesn’t have to look over his shoulder that CJ might take his job if he is hurt or blows up a few games. But even this has a negative to it because what if Franky gets hurt or blows up, do we yank CJ back to being a closer? Or bring in Feliz as the closer? I’m wanting Feliz to be a starter before CJ for sure. And on that note, won’t CJ have to have his arm worked out to carry a starter workload? It just doesn’t make sense to put a great 8th inning/back up closer guy in an already full rotation equation.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Dec 20, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

damn Russell should’ve won

by Mike E on Dec 20, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions  

btw...i'm sure this has been said within the 200 comments

but this is a f@#$ing mistake.

why spend that kind of money on Darren “F@#%%G” Oliver. Really? Like AJM said, Rapada and Snyder then will not make the pen, and were essentially very pointless pickups.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 20, 2009 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

That's not exactly true...

if CJ is in the rotation, then Snyder still has a spot in the pen. And it’s not like Snyder, a Rule 5 guy from AA ball, is a guarantee to pitch well in the majors.

Is this move the right allocation of funds? I don’t know. I don’t think the team is done yet. But that said, Darren Oliver isn’t a terrible pitcher. He’s been really good the last few years coming out of the pen.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 20, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Best reliever out of the pen for the Halos last year.

They’re pen is really dry right now.

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by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

makes sense if DO is the replacement for CJ

and CJ is traded for the bat we need.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

This means they're not re-signing Benoit doesn't it?

What a sad day

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Drew effing Gooden??? F U Donnie.

by AirJordan on Dec 20, 2009 10:28 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think it affects Jack

He’s most likely a minor-league/NRI type right now

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by Keynes on Dec 20, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I hope he comes back on those terms too.

Jack was in the Rangers org. when I still had WebTV to surf the Internet. He’s suffered just as much as most of us.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 20, 2009 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

So you're the guy who used WebTV, eh?

I always wondered who that was.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Darren Oliver, huh?

This world is truly a mystifying place.

by Black Francis on Dec 20, 2009 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

There has to be a corresponding move.

doesn’t there??? Please? Unless Oliver or one of the other relievers can dh.

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by randyd on Dec 20, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

cj for adam dunn?

Nats need a closer, do we have enough dinero to take on Dunn?

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

Brad Hawpe?

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, that would seem to be an equitable trade

and a pretty good fit for both teams.

I’d like it.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Or Seth Smith.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Cheap though.

He’s like David Murphy, only he’s good at baseball. In fact, he’d make Murphy pretty goddamn expendable.

CJ and Murphy for Seth Smith.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

you must be the biggest Seth Smith fan

outside of Colorado

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by NothinG on Dec 21, 2009 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Ugh... Good overall numbers, but realistically he's limited to LF and has a career .770 OPS outisde of Coors.

For Murphy? Hell yes.

But not for Ceej. Hell to the no, in fact.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 21, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

He just had to find a way to fit a GD in there

Don’t worry about the point being made…

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by Rodney on Dec 21, 2009 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

That, and a get-rid-of the Gritmaster 7000 suggestion too.

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 2:10 AM CST up reply actions  

You know what's funny?

You know how many casual fans of the Rangers—who usually bash JD and his moves—would call this a steal? Almost all of them because they fucking hate CJ’s guts.

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How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

My gawd Dunn would rake here

but I don’t think the Nats are interested in moving him. Why is that, I have no clue.

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Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Dec 20, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Mat Gamel?

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

true

Just trying to throw some names against the wall here.

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 20, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong, I like the name

Just think we need more of a known quantity

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Versus signing someone old and/or perpetually injured like Glaus or Vlad?

I don’t see the difference, myself.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That'd actually be mighty interesting if he was a righty.

As it is I don’t think a lefty DH/1b/LF is what we need on a squad that aready has Crush, Mosquito and Hambone.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

So include Murphy in the deal, or deal him for something else.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I've given up on hoping we'll ever deal the Mosquito.

He’s got the good face and apparently there’s nothing you can do to counter that.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate this organization sometimes.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too, brother.....

But, Feliz! And Holland! And Martin Perez and Scheppers and Harden and Font and Feldman and Ceej and 2Frank and Hunter and Main and Andrus and Borbon and Cruz and Smoak!!!

Those things are all sweet, right?

And remember that one time Ian Kinsler didn’t popup and then flip his bat like fucking douche, and then it turned out the reason he didn’t do those things was because he hit a home run? Wasn’t that fun? I remember it being fun.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

<blockquoteAnd remember that one time Ian Kinsler didn’t popup and then flip his bat like fucking douche>

heh.

by octoberty on Dec 20, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

remember that one time Ian Kinsler didn’t popup and then flip his bat like fucking douche

Nope. I recall no such thing.

by NoNameOnCard on Dec 21, 2009 12:43 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

No, we don't.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

I think interesting is exactly the right word to describe it assuming it goes down as reported. Obviously there is either a trade, a free agent signing of a hitter or both in the works because they sure aren’t spening their last 3.6 million on Oliver and calling it a day. If we don’t like the moves that follow we can diss JD all we want. For right now it makes sense to hold our fire.

by Dalman on Dec 20, 2009 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

Jorge Cantu seems to fit the mold they trotted out in the Lowell trade.

Backup at 1st and 3rd, insurance if Davis tanks again. What do the Marlins need that we might could provide in a trade?

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by randyd on Dec 20, 2009 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

law

48th best FA out there

Oliver isn’t a lefty specialist, but has been pretty effective against hitters on both sides of the plate because of command and a big slurvy curveball he uses very often. His fastball is just average at 89-91 mph, but he’ll cut it slightly at times, and sets it off with that 78-80 mph slurve. He throws a ton of strikes — he’s issued just 27 unintentional walks in 145 innings the last two years — and has a rubber arm, averaging 73 innings a year since 2006. The downside for Oliver is that he’s a Type A free agent; he was last offseason as well, and accepted the Angels’ offer of arbitration because no team was willing to give up a first-round pick to sign a middle reliever. I wouldn’t give up such a pick either, but if the Angels should decide not to retain Oliver he’s a fairly low-risk pickup on a one-year deal who could help just about any bullpen.

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by Longhorn on Dec 20, 2009 11:08 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not a big fan...

of bringing Oliver back. Especially for 3+ mil. There has to be more to this. I get the feeling that JD is wheeling and dealing to try and get another bat and using BGL,FX2, or another pitcher as the bait. Something else is going on that we don’t know about. At least I hope so anyway.

If this team only has 5 mil or so to spend and most of that goes to Oliver I will be upset. I don’t think JD is dumb enough to do that. He knows this team needs another bat too.

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by slc ranger on Dec 20, 2009 11:21 PM CST reply actions  

But the thing is that we needed another solid bullpen arm, too.

There are bats out there we can bring in on the cheap, but I don’t know that there are any solid rubber armed setup men we can get for one year on the cheap.

It’s not a sexy move, but it’s solid.

Oliver’s good. He’ll help us win games. Yay for winning games, I say.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

We wouldn't need the old fart if the Rangers would just stop with this nonsense about CJ to the roto though.

And then we could get a better all-around bat, who won’t have his value killed by Ron Washington and his ignorance.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Even with Ceej in the pen (which is where I think he'll stay, FWIW)...

what do you do if 2Frank does his usual thing and gets real injured as hell?

Ceej closes, but who the heck-a-roonie sets up? Strop? O’Day? Chris Ray?

We’ve got a ton of interesting arms out there, but no one I really trust coming into a one run game in the 8th, you know?

Having three nice arms at the backend of our bullpen is a really nice thing to have.

He makes our bullpen that much better and having him out there might just be the thing that saves us from having to move Feliz to the bullpen permanently out of desperation.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't really consider Oliver that much better than O'Day or Ray in a late-inning role though

He’s another arm to add to the mix, but he’s fucking old. Really fucking old. I don’t want to be counting on him to duplicate the last 2 seasons either.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 20, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Relievers

Tough to peg their performance year to year. O’Day was lights out for us last year and you can’t really expect another year at that level (especially with that delivery, i cringe at every pitch). Oliver provides another solid arm in case of a O’Day, FF, Ray meltdown/injury.

I’m still a bit confused as to what the organization has in mind but I still like the player.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Dec 20, 2009 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I disagree.

I think it’s folly to hope O’Day continues to be the awesome, and Ray makes me nervous deep down inside of my baseball pants.

Like I said: Nick Johnson, he’s not.

But I wanted another veteran for the ‘pen but didn’t think we’d have the money. I feel a shit ton better about our bullpen right now, but I guess we’ll see.

Hey, at least we didn’t do this.

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by thedirkatron on Dec 20, 2009 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess that's where I disagree with you...

I think the ‘pen the way it is now is pretty good. Fx2, BGL, and O’Day are solid. Then you take 4 of Feliz, Ray, Snyder, Mathis, Nippert, Harrison, Strop, and Moscoso and I think that’s a pretty good ‘pen. I don’t think they need another arm there.

The only way they need another solid arm in there is if one of BGL/Feliz is in the rotation or they are looking to deal one of Fx2/BGL. That’s why I think if this goes through it’s a precursor to another move.

Oliver has been good, but he’s also getting up there in years. I’m not a big fan of giving that much money to a 40 year old bullpen arm when the budget is so limited right now.

And yes, yay for winning games.

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by slc ranger on Dec 20, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Like dirkatron's writeup above...

I’m alright with this. It doesn’t cost a pick, and the pitching depth suggests a forthcoming reallocation-via-trade, and supports Feliz (or, okay, CJ) to the rotation. In a year Harden is leading the starting staff, I’m glad to see starting depth accumulate directly or indirectly.

But getting Oliver on a hometown discount would really make it make sense.

Here’s hoping the final number is less than $3m… I definitely think JD has another move connected to this one coming soon.

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by hightowersmith on Dec 20, 2009 11:40 PM CST reply actions  

Did you know

that Darren Oliver’s agent is Jeff Frye? Or that the Rangers drafted Oliver in the 3rd round and Frye in the 30th round of the same draft (1988)?

And both players left the Rangers for the Red Sox at one point in their career, and we all know about the mystifying connection between those two FOs.

Weird.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 21, 2009 12:11 AM CST reply actions  

and Tim Thomas led the Mavs to a victory over the Cavs tonight

Tim. Thomas.

Double weird!

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 21, 2009 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

So Jeff Frye is an agent?

How many other MLB clients does he have, I wonder?

by Black Francis on Dec 21, 2009 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice report, Jamey.

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

by rooster on Dec 21, 2009 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

His salary last year was 3.665.

Unless folks think he’s gonna hit a wall, seems like any type of competition for him would ensure last season’s salary.

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

by rooster on Dec 21, 2009 12:29 AM CST up reply actions  

And Frye's wife is an ex aerobics instructor

And has a body to kill for?

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"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Dec 21, 2009 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

have we heard a number yet?

Evan Grant was quick to predict it is above the 3.65M Oliver made last year, but all we know at this point is that the Rangers were offering 3M and have since upped their offer. I predict it will actually be between 3 and 3.5, but not over 3.65.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 21, 2009 12:13 AM CST reply actions  

If it's over 3.65, my brain might blow a fucking gasket

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't get why they would have to up their offer

if somebody else is bidding for his services, so be it.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 21, 2009 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

there were apparently

quite a few teams in the running, including the Yanks, which tells me this signing might not be quite the disaster some think it is, provided we still have money left over to address our other needs…

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 21, 2009 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

if we have a bigger budget that was originally thought

and can still sign a middle of the order bat, I don’t mind the signing. Otherwise, I think it is a waste of money on a 40 yr old bullpen arm.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 21, 2009 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 12:30 AM CST up reply actions  

Forgive me because I'm typing from my phone

During Jameys party last week I asked T R Sullivan who he wanted to see added o the team most and he said something like “Oliver. He is a good guy I’d like to see come back here. I’m really pushing for it actually.” he then talked about how his agent was an old ranger infielder, Jeff fry I think. Anyway, I wonder if this has anything to do with it.

by mikeyoungfuturehof on Dec 21, 2009 1:26 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Naw.

Although maybe TR had an inkling this was going to happen, who knows.

I think he mostly just loves him some old ex-Rangers.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

If our FO is taking suggestions from TR, then we've got bigger problems

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by WestTxAg06 on Dec 21, 2009 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, they already let Ron Washington run the team on the field...

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

In a normal (well.. normal teams not normal rangers) offseason

This would be perfectly fine. But if we only have ~6-7 mil to spend? Meh.

Obviously if JD has a trade setup or something that changes things, but we’ve thought that before.

If there is no trade, I guess he could have just decided they are going with a cheap righty platoon DH as the only “bat” addition, which isn’t the end of the world. But, eh..

Oh well, we’ll see.

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by DShep on Dec 21, 2009 4:52 AM CST reply actions  

All I want for Christmas is some crazy motherfucker who can hit.

The crazy part is negotiable, though.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Dec 21, 2009 7:19 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah, too bad

Carl Everett can’t hit very well anymore.
Remember when we signed him and traded him in consecutive seasons?

by Conjunction on Dec 21, 2009 7:24 AM CST up reply actions  

and Darren Oliver

begat Crazy Carl. And now Oliver’s signing could allow us to trade 2Frank for a bat.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Dec 21, 2009 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't want CJ in the rotation.

And thus, against this move if that makes it more of a possibility.

by Mike E on Dec 21, 2009 7:42 AM CST reply actions  

+1

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 21, 2009 8:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Contract details from Crasnick:
According to Jerry Crasnick of ESPN.com in a report updated within the last half-hour, the Rangers are close to an agreement with reliever Darren Oliver that would guarantee the lefthander $3.5 million in 2010 and include a vesting option for 2011 that could transform the deal into a two-year, $6.25 million commitment. The agreement, Crasnick reports, is expected to be announced early this week, following a physical.

Link

by BHill on Dec 21, 2009 8:03 AM CST reply actions  

Okay

Why in the name of god do you give a 40-year reliever old a vesting option??

Did we not learn anything from Millwood’s contract?

Excuse me for being my usual kneejerky self, but SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Jon I dont see the problem here,

he doesnt cost a pick and we get a damn consistant reliever for 6 mil. I mean lok at the nyumbers some other relievers have gotten this year and last.

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by NYTXFAN on Dec 21, 2009 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

my only issue is allocation of resources

other than that I think its a reasonable contract.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 21, 2009 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

well there goes the 3 mil we would have spent on Lowell,

but does anyone really know how much we had to start with this offseason? I mean it isnt much, but probably still enough to go get vlad and some scrubs.

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by NYTXFAN on Dec 21, 2009 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

The guy is 40 years old.

I already don’t think this makes much sense given our limited resources, and possibly guaranteeing an already ancient player a contract for his age 41 season really makes me hate it.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

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by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Relievers hanging on (effectively) into their early 40s isn't that uncommon

He could break down health wise, but if he does his option wouldn’t vest..

Over the last 4 years (his only exclusively as a reliever) hes averaged around 70 innings with a low 3s era. That has value… hes averaged over a win above replacement the last 3 years as a non-closer, thats worst a few mil.

And besides if the second year goes through hopefully 2011 won’t be under such a payroll squeeze.

Would you dislike this deal if it had zero impact on our other offseason moves? I’ll trust JD that he knows what hes going to do and this fits within the payroll as such.

Now if we go sign some real scrub for the DH role, I’ll look back differently but I’ll give the benefit of the doubt at least.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 21, 2009 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I would dislike it a lot less if we weren't in a finacial squeeze, yeah.

But even if we weren’t I’d still question the wisdom of giving a guy a vesting option on his age 41 season. I’m not a fan of vesting options period.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 21, 2009 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Well that's what it took to get him here.

It seems as if other teams were after him. If they think that O’Day’s performance is unrepeatable and that turns out to be true, it will have been a solid move. Whether they improve the offense or not they’re going to need a good and deep bullpen with all these young guys in the rotation.

by Black Francis on Dec 21, 2009 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

As long as...

…we don’t hear the FO say “We wanted to sign ‘player x’ but we can’t because we picked up Oliver”, this is a solid signing. Does JD really do this move if it’s the last of his allowance? This makes me think the new ownership group has promised a bit more financial flexibility than expected.

by ncrangerfan on Dec 21, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

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