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....*sniff...sniff*...

sorry…just got a little broken up there….
OK…I’m over it….

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 23, 2009 10:03 AM CST reply actions  

I think someone...

else mentioned it in another thread, but remember the prank some of the guys played on Eddie. That he was traded to the Nats.

Well, it’s not a prank anymore. Have fun in DC Everyday.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 23, 2009 10:04 AM CST reply actions  

maybe Eddie thought the contract offer was another goof and he signed it to play along with the joke.

by Panorama on Dec 23, 2009 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Haven't Nats fans suffered enough?

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 23, 2009 10:10 AM CST reply actions  

Good lord, you couldn't have said it better.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Dec 23, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

a nice park is still a nice park

and, hey, at least they’ll have a chance to see “teh prospect of the decade!!” for 6 years.

by chrisR on Dec 24, 2009 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Been there a few times

Nothing special.

In one of the cooler neighborhoods of DC, and it is sunk down in the ground in a somewhat clever way, but other than that, pretty pedestrian and run of the mill.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 8:08 AM CST up reply actions  

World Series, dudes

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Dec 23, 2009 10:50 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

In Fifteen years

Guardado will qualify for social security. (though he’ll still probably be pitching…)

by iblum on Dec 23, 2009 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

First comment
Every team needs a LOOGY, even the Nats

Enjoy

by BuckyB on Dec 23, 2009 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

If you have too many LOOGY's

its time for some cough medication.

by iblum on Dec 23, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

“I’ve been watching Eddie throw for The Rangers here for the last few seasons, and he’s done great. Not only that, but the fans here absolutely loved the guy- the stadium always went nuts when he came trotting out of the bullpen. If he feels like he has some juice, more power to him. I guess we’ll find out soon enough how much he has left.”
RoyceTheBaseballHack

I am not overly familiar with posting comments on LSB and don’t know how you all do the little grey inset box. But I sure hope this guy was being sarcastic.

by casew on Dec 23, 2009 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

egads dude

1) Guardado is like 40. 0 upside. 0 chance of improvement. 0 chance that he’s on the next winning Nats squad. and like 0 trade value.

2) The dude was considering retirement. I’ll wager even odds he doesn’t make it through spring training.

3) The dude had some seriously hideous runs. for example:
  one game in April he gave up 4 runs on 4 hits in 2/3 of an inning, which cost us the game (we lost 7-5)
  one stretch in June he gave up 6 runs on 8 hits in 3 and 2/3 innings over 4 games.

4) in the last two months of the season, he only pitched 10 times, allowing 5 runs in 7 innings.

and lastly but most damning
5) lefties hit .333 off him with an OPS of .919

Dude, if you are old, hurt, lefthanded, and can’t get lefties out. then the time has come to hang them up.

by iblum on Dec 23, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Some people, I swear.
I’ve been watching Eddie throw for The Rangers here for the last few seasons, and he’s done great.

What? This guy is high.

Not only that, but the fans here absolutely loved the guy- the stadium always went nuts when he came trotting out of the bullpen.
The crowd went nuts because they were pissed that he was going to come in and blow the game.
If he feels like he has some juice, more power to him.
Sure, better the Nats than us.
I guess we’ll find out soon enough how much he has left.
I thought the last year and a half or so was pretty damn telling, myself.

Jimmy Johnson for GM.

by TXHC on Dec 23, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

"The crowd went nuts because they were pissed that he was going to come in and blow the game."

lol..so true. I can just picture this guy in the stands and everyone getting riled and and him looking around thinking they’re pumped cause it’s Eddie.

In all serious though, people did like to chant “EDDIE EDDIE”

by Mike E on Dec 23, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess I never heard that because when I was at the ballpark I was too busy cussing him.

But yeah, I know people liked him. He’s a very respectable guy. He just doesn’t have the ability to be a major league pitcher anymore, in any capacity. He needs to just put away his glove and start his coaching career.

Jimmy Johnson for GM.

by TXHC on Dec 23, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

This reminds me of the Angels fans going all nuts because we signed Darren Oliver

Only worse.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 23, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

We knew they were near a deal a couple days ago

No need to put this on the front page now.. we’ve already discussed in another thread 2 days. I could understand if the ‘near a deal’ had turned into ‘has signed’

by Mike E on Dec 23, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

Okay

You want no more Eddie Guardado updates or Maury Brown links. Got it.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 23, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

This isn't even an update... that's the whole point.

I’m fine with updates… this story is just repeating almost word for word what was said 2 days ago.

by Mike E on Dec 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike E and MikeEl

are these the same poster, or are there 2 different ones?

What a drag it is being broke.

by tricer on Dec 23, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Different.

I get them confused sometimes.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 23, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Semi-serious question

If we had a manager who was super duper sabremetrics smart to the max, and that manager used Eddie as a left-handed ROOGY last year, would that have been awesome?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Dec 23, 2009 5:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

You are assuming...

…that that is what a super duper sabermetrics smart to the max manager would have done.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 23, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

So, did you copypaste super duper sabermetrics smart to the max, or type it back out?

I actually didn’t realize that his line vs. righties last year was just kinda meh; I was thinking he was quite a bit better against righties (228/302/457).

Of course, kinda meh looks pretty fantastic compared to his line against lefties, which I won’t post here out of respect for the reading community.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Dec 23, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I homage to Eddie

no longer being able to a be Ranger at least for a while, may we have zip it gif?

by RangersSD on Dec 23, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

Love every third Day Eddie

But I think last year should have been his final. Great guy, amazing how he fit into a uniform, great career.

Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.

by Lord Humungus on Dec 25, 2009 9:17 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

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