BLIZZARD '09
We will all be dead this time tomorrow. There is a winter weather warning in effect for North Texas until 9pm CST. Merry Christmas!
Fancy words:
00z model guidance follows the trends of very aggressive 18z runs
so have made some significant changes to current forecast. Have
issued a Winter Storm Warning for northwest portions of North Texas with
a Winter Weather Advisory a little farther south. See wswfwd for latest
information.
Powerful upper level storm system continues to be a little slower
than previous model guidance indications with colder air now more
likely to make it into North Texas before moisture pulls off to
the east. All of the guidance indicates significant wrap around
moisture coinciding with moderate lift in the 700-400mb layer...
with saturation in the favorable area for snow production.
Although indications are that instability is not quite as
impressive above the strongest frontogenetic forcing as we would
like it to be...snow is still likely. The combination of snow and
strong winds will create near blizzard conditions at times...therefore
warranting a warning. With air temperatures just above freezing and soil
temperatures quite warm...accumulations are likely to be limited to areas
where snow bands set up.
NWS does not advise consuming pets and children for sustenance; however
make sure you have plenty of steak sauce on hand.
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Has this been some kind of official "create a mildly lame fanpost" day?
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
This is in the interest of the general public safety.
And I will not be around to wish you a happy birthday on friday so I’ll say it now.
by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 1:25 AM CST up reply actions
Eh, I didn't mean to impart it was terrible, but some of the fanposts we've had today:
2 dedicated to Troy Glaus
- only need one
“Angriest about which offseason dead or non-deal so far”
- ground we stomp across every day ’round here but whatever, I guess.
“Best Ranger moment of the decade”
- this is like the LSB fanpost equivalent of that crappy NCIS spinoff.
“Top 10 talents under 25”
-a decent try to promote some discussion, but it just seems kinda redundant to me … I just don’t see the point in this one when the CPP’s are so freaking dead this winter.
I know I’m all of a sudden turning into OC, so I should probably stop before I takea dump and smoke a bowl, but all these, while they mean well, just kinda seem dud-ish.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle
I'm sorry for you loss.
Your car must have gotten keyed and your dog hung himself on the fence. And you’re right about OC. Can someone wake him up so we can brighten up the place around here?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Is there a campfire you haven't pissed on?
Go out and enjoy life a bit, friend.
by JPenn on Dec 24, 2009 8:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You obviously don't have 00z model guidance
Without that you cannot possibly know what’s in the 700-400 mb layer. You may rue the day.
by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 1:40 AM CST up reply actions
I threw that one in there.
You know, just in case one had to consume pets and children they’d probably be much more palatable with some nice Lee & P’s.
by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 1:45 AM CST up reply actions
It was what 70 today?
I doubt we got that much snow.
We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.
We didn't get any snow today.
This is talking about tomorrow.
by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 1:52 AM CST up reply actions
it's late, i meant I doubt we got that much snow
We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.
I made fun of it but it may actually happen
They do not expect and have never expected significant accumulations out of this. The official high temperature was 75 degrees yesterday, so the ground is warm. Though it is getting colder fast and some accumulation is expected (moreso than in the report I posted last night), the main thing going on here is a bunch of snow plus a bunch of wind. It really doesn’t matter how much of it sticks. Visibility and winds will not be ideal for driving, and a lot of people are driving today. So be careful out there.
when is this supposed to go down ?
Cuz there’s just a little drizzle Denton way.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 7:50 AM CST up reply actions
and little wind...
where do you look at this stuff? weatherunderground.com?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 7:53 AM CST up reply actions
okay, just looked at weather.com
looks like it’s coming…
hold me.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
We literally got 2 feet in about 18 hrs last w/e
I loved it.
Great excuse to not leave the house for 3 days. Just books, movies, music, vino, and boot-knockin.
What’s better than that, I ask?
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
I have one, but just got it for the blu-ray and the wifi
What games would you recommend for a beginner?
I tried that Assassin’s Creed game. Hard as hell. Got the feeling it would take me 3 months just to be able to do all the moves. Much longer to actually get anywhere.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
I bought one yesterday
Not as a christmas present, though I’ll probably get a game or two as one.
I’ve been fine with the 360 but blu-ray + slim version + uncharted 2 + the only good baseball series wore me down.
the preceding post was a great success.
I bought mine for bluray and mlb the show
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
yeah I've got 09 coming from gamefly right now
though I didn’t want to buy it for 40 dollars with the new one in just 9 weeks or whatever.
i did hear the online play sucked in 09 and online play is my favorite thing in baseball games.. hope they either already fixed it or do for ’10.
the preceding post was a great success.
didnt play online
I like building the franchise.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I'm really enjoying streaming Netflix wirelessly
Figured streaming would have a lot of hiccups and an inferior picture quality.
No and no. Looks just like a blu-ray.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Netflix
is there a decent selection for online streaming?Ive thought about trying it out again for the streaming ability.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
For TV there is
Also for documentaries, older stuff, and to a lesser degree, foreign films.
Any fiction movie within the last 5-7 years or so, no.
Check it out. Streaming is unlimited per month, and Netflix isn’t a souless bunch of evil cocksuckers like Blockbuster is.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's amazing how alike we are sometimes
Took advantage of the Best Buy-no-interest-for-18-months-on-purchases-over-$249 thing and didn’t look back
Picked up Fifa 2010. I keep playing Lazio-Roma exhibitions to try and learn the controls
by oc on Dec 24, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Metal Gear Solid is a lot of fun...
good for beginners. Also, Fallout 3 is perfect for beginners.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
lummi sticks
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
Had to google that one
Sounds just a bit more fun than watching paint dry.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
"frontogenetic forcing"
Sounds very painful, whatever it is.
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
went out to pick something up
man that was fairly intense. high wind, fringe snow/sleet in my eyes.
the preceding post was a great success.
NWS sez to expect another round of stuff next Tuesday...either sleet or snow, leaning toward snow at this point...
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
we've had plenty of sleet
don’t think we got snow though. but you know…white=snow!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
God that was miserable.
Driving home from a family christmas party at half speed on icy roads + traffic.
Snow everywhere though, cool.
the preceding post was a great success.
At least you didn't have to work in it.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Dec 25, 2009 7:42 AM CST up reply actions
It's clearly proof of
Global warming..oh, oh, I’m sorry, now we have to call it “climate change” so that way, even when it’s really cold, you know, it’s still climate change’s fault, and everybody isn’t reminded of how incredibly fucking stupid the myth is every time they say it’s name as we all freeze our balls off every year.
Yes, Sharky
The first significant snowfall in North Texas since I was a fucking kid means global warming is bogus. I’m reminded of how incredibly stupid you are. Go away.
by Black Francis on Dec 26, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions



















