Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Dog Football! Which Breeds Are Best Suited For The Gridiron?

BLIZZARD '09


We will all be dead this time tomorrow.  There is a winter weather warning in effect for North Texas until 9pm CST. Merry Christmas!

 

Fancy words:

 

00z model guidance follows the trends of very aggressive 18z runs 
so have made some significant changes to current forecast. Have
issued a Winter Storm Warning for northwest portions of North Texas with
a Winter Weather Advisory a little farther south. See wswfwd for latest
information.


Powerful upper level storm system continues to be a little slower
than previous model guidance indications with colder air now more
likely to make it into North Texas before moisture pulls off to
the east. All of the guidance indicates significant wrap around
moisture coinciding with moderate lift in the 700-400mb layer...
with saturation in the favorable area for snow production.
Although indications are that instability is not quite as
impressive above the strongest frontogenetic forcing as we would
like it to be...snow is still likely. The combination of snow and
strong winds will create near blizzard conditions at times...therefore
warranting a warning. With air temperatures just above freezing and soil
temperatures quite warm...accumulations are likely to be limited to areas
where snow bands set up.

NWS does not advise consuming pets and children for sustenance; however
make sure you have plenty of steak sauce on hand.

Comment 48 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

I love all of this.

I love weather. i love severe weather.

by octoberty on Dec 24, 2009 1:17 AM CST reply actions  

Has this been some kind of official "create a mildly lame fanpost" day?

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 24, 2009 1:19 AM CST reply actions  

This is in the interest of the general public safety.

And I will not be around to wish you a happy birthday on friday so I’ll say it now.

by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh, I didn't mean to impart it was terrible, but some of the fanposts we've had today:

2 dedicated to Troy Glaus

- only need one

“Angriest about which offseason dead or non-deal so far”
- ground we stomp across every day ’round here but whatever, I guess.

“Best Ranger moment of the decade”
- this is like the LSB fanpost equivalent of that crappy NCIS spinoff.

“Top 10 talents under 25”
-a decent try to promote some discussion, but it just seems kinda redundant to me … I just don’t see the point in this one when the CPP’s are so freaking dead this winter.

I know I’m all of a sudden turning into OC, so I should probably stop before I takea dump and smoke a bowl, but all these, while they mean well, just kinda seem dud-ish.

I failed my LSB ethics test.

"WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK" - LL's "Poochie" on Rich Harden signing with Texas over Seattle

by LSJ on Dec 24, 2009 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry for you loss.

Your car must have gotten keyed and your dog hung himself on the fence. And you’re right about OC. Can someone wake him up so we can brighten up the place around here?

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Dec 24, 2009 2:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Is there a campfire you haven't pissed on?

Go out and enjoy life a bit, friend.

by JPenn on Dec 24, 2009 8:54 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll believe it when I see it.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 24, 2009 1:22 AM CST reply actions  

You obviously don't have 00z model guidance

Without that you cannot possibly know what’s in the 700-400 mb layer. You may rue the day.

by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I threw that one in there.

You know, just in case one had to consume pets and children they’d probably be much more palatable with some nice Lee & P’s.

by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

It was what 70 today?

I doubt we got that much snow.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 24, 2009 1:51 AM CST reply actions  

er, yesterday

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 24, 2009 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

it's late, i meant I doubt we got that much snow

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 24, 2009 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

GET, I'm going to bed

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 24, 2009 1:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I made fun of it but it may actually happen

They do not expect and have never expected significant accumulations out of this. The official high temperature was 75 degrees yesterday, so the ground is warm. Though it is getting colder fast and some accumulation is expected (moreso than in the report I posted last night), the main thing going on here is a bunch of snow plus a bunch of wind. It really doesn’t matter how much of it sticks. Visibility and winds will not be ideal for driving, and a lot of people are driving today. So be careful out there.

by Black Francis on Dec 24, 2009 7:49 AM CST reply actions  

when is this supposed to go down ?

Cuz there’s just a little drizzle Denton way.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis

by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 7:50 AM CST up reply actions  

and little wind...

where do you look at this stuff? weatherunderground.com?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis

by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 7:53 AM CST up reply actions  

okay, just looked at weather.com

looks like it’s coming…

hold me.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis

by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

We literally got 2 feet in about 18 hrs last w/e

I loved it.

Great excuse to not leave the house for 3 days. Just books, movies, music, vino, and boot-knockin.

What’s better than that, I ask?

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 8:16 AM CST reply actions  

Playstation.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Dec 24, 2009 8:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I have one, but just got it for the blu-ray and the wifi

What games would you recommend for a beginner?

I tried that Assassin’s Creed game. Hard as hell. Got the feeling it would take me 3 months just to be able to do all the moves. Much longer to actually get anywhere.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

I bought one yesterday

Not as a christmas present, though I’ll probably get a game or two as one.

I’ve been fine with the 360 but blu-ray + slim version + uncharted 2 + the only good baseball series wore me down.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 24, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I bought mine for bluray and mlb the show

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 24, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah I've got 09 coming from gamefly right now

though I didn’t want to buy it for 40 dollars with the new one in just 9 weeks or whatever.

i did hear the online play sucked in 09 and online play is my favorite thing in baseball games.. hope they either already fixed it or do for ’10.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 24, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

didnt play online

I like building the franchise.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 24, 2009 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm really enjoying streaming Netflix wirelessly

Figured streaming would have a lot of hiccups and an inferior picture quality.

No and no. Looks just like a blu-ray.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Netflix

is there a decent selection for online streaming?Ive thought about trying it out again for the streaming ability.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 24, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

For TV there is

Also for documentaries, older stuff, and to a lesser degree, foreign films.

Any fiction movie within the last 5-7 years or so, no.

Check it out. Streaming is unlimited per month, and Netflix isn’t a souless bunch of evil cocksuckers like Blockbuster is.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll be disappointed

if you’re looking for HBO shows, though. Otherwise, it’s very good.

by rlb02a on Dec 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It's amazing how alike we are sometimes

Took advantage of the Best Buy-no-interest-for-18-months-on-purchases-over-$249 thing and didn’t look back

Picked up Fifa 2010. I keep playing Lazio-Roma exhibitions to try and learn the controls

by oc on Dec 24, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Metal Gear Solid is a lot of fun...

good for beginners. Also, Fallout 3 is perfect for beginners.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Dec 24, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

lummi sticks

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis

by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 24, 2009 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Had to google that one

Sounds just a bit more fun than watching paint dry.

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Dec 24, 2009 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

"frontogenetic forcing"

Sounds very painful, whatever it is.

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Dec 24, 2009 8:19 AM CST reply actions  

It looks so purty

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Dec 24, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

went out to pick something up

man that was fairly intense. high wind, fringe snow/sleet in my eyes.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 24, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

we've had plenty of sleet

don’t think we got snow though. but you know…white=snow!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Dec 24, 2009 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

God that was miserable.

Driving home from a family christmas party at half speed on icy roads + traffic.

Snow everywhere though, cool.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 24, 2009 11:16 PM CST reply actions  

It's clearly proof of

Global warming..oh, oh, I’m sorry, now we have to call it “climate change” so that way, even when it’s really cold, you know, it’s still climate change’s fault, and everybody isn’t reminded of how incredibly fucking stupid the myth is every time they say it’s name as we all freeze our balls off every year.

by Sharky on Dec 26, 2009 12:49 AM CST reply actions  

Yes, Sharky

The first significant snowfall in North Texas since I was a fucking kid means global warming is bogus. I’m reminded of how incredibly stupid you are. Go away.

by Black Francis on Dec 26, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about Texas Rangers.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Matchstick_small
NBA Thread: 2/13/2012
Ijnq0k_small
The Hunt for Mike E
180px-angry_dome_small
Tailgate IV -- Post #2

Recent FanPosts

Small
OT: Vegas Baby - 30th Birthday
Fishing_small
OT III
129806053_57baf34b4c_small
LSB DFW Dynasty Keeper League
Neftali_old_timey_small
2/15/2012 OT 2
Nolan_small
Crowd Sourcing: First Base
Ghostbuster_small
OT 2/15/12
Dennis-reynolds-picture_small
LSB Up All Night (2/14) - Lover's Edition
Small
LSB Keeper League, (ESPN 10 team league) Wanted Existing and New Managers
Fishing_small
OT II
Nolan_small
Crowd Sourcing: Catcher

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >


Manager

Th_buckykatt_small Adam J. Morris

Editor

477845_small ghostofErikThompson

Author

Matchstick_small matchst1ck